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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 3: Turmanol and gay. We want to send you off inside.

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Speaker 4: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to

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Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Clara.

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Speaker 2: We're heading into La X the airport. I'm already getting nervous,

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Speaker 2: but I was in the middle of a story because

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Speaker 2: who was whose sister?

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Speaker 5: Who was the.

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Speaker 6: Don Dawkin is my grammar school teacher, mister Stefflu's wife,

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Speaker 6: Nancy's older brother. Her maiden name is Nancy Dawkins.

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Speaker 2: And Nancy I didn't know about Nancy Dawkin. So before

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Speaker 2: we were recording, I was yelling at Karen for never

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Speaker 2: having mentioned that. I raised my voice. I was upset,

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Speaker 2: But then and then I started talking about the time

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Speaker 2: I saw docin Winger. It was a Winger Whitesnake. I

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Speaker 2: think it was a Winger Dawcin Winger and Scorpions and

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Speaker 2: as a end Brendon Wallas, who had had some stadium beers.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't the whole stadium, to be honest. They blanketed

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, look, it's not eight nineteen eighty seven anymore.

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Speaker 2: No, no, And there was a lot of They had

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Speaker 2: like a coat check and then a walker and cane check.

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Speaker 1: And ponytail to comb out section.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they had a place where you could comb out

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Speaker 2: your ponytails into carnival def leopard mirrors.

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Speaker 1: And for all the extra.

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Speaker 2: Coat Yeah, they had roadies there that would comb your

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Speaker 2: hair or carnies and and Brendan said, we're gonna get

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Speaker 2: on stage and I've never done that at a real

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Speaker 2: rock show. And so because he used to work there

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Speaker 2: for the festival lights or something this Christmas thing, he

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Speaker 2: And we just went to the security guy and said, hey,

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Speaker 2: we got to replace a light on the drum kit

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Speaker 2: or something. The guy's like okay, And during the concert

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Speaker 2: just let us walked down there. I always get nervous

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Speaker 2: at these airport copshi thanks and or they think it's

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Speaker 2: weird that I'm talking into a microphone, I think.

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Speaker 1: But by the time they put it together, we're already passed.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Wait a minute, were they doing an in car podcast?

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, are they referencing doc in comedically?

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Speaker 2: I think I mount? He mounted the words doc.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So anyway, you said you worked for the festival.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, No, we just said yeah, yeah, the light

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Speaker 2: oh right, And so we walked down there. We got

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Speaker 2: we did get behind the drummer, and then we during

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Speaker 2: Rocky like a Hurricane, we ran out on stage on

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Speaker 2: each side of the drummer, which scared him. This was

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Speaker 2: shortly after nine to eleven. Everyone was on high alert

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Speaker 2: and he dropped us a drumstick and was startled. And

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Speaker 2: then Brendan on stage got next to the guitar player

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Speaker 2: and started headbanging. He did the right thing. I panicked

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Speaker 2: and I was like kind of break dancing, like doing

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Speaker 2: the robot because that's how I can dance. Yes, and

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Speaker 2: right away, within five seconds, go ahead. Giant men in

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Speaker 2: black shirts tackled Brendon and like we're giving him elbows

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Speaker 2: and really roughly yanked him off stage.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you can't just fucking go out with. The

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Speaker 1: score was whit sorry?

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Speaker 2: Which one was terminal five? Okay boy? And it's extra

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Speaker 2: crowded here at LAX.

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Speaker 1: It's a nice Sunday afternoon.

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Speaker 6: Everybody's here not just to pick up loved ones, but

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Speaker 1: To meet loved ones, meet the man of your dreams.

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Speaker 2: Lax, thanks for listening to Delilah. But then they just

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Speaker 2: left me on stage too long. I just danced until

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Speaker 2: I walked off on my own record. And then and

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Speaker 2: then a security guy did receive me, and I said,

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Speaker 2: remember the eighties. And he's like, yeah, I don't care,

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Speaker 1: Shit fuck yeah.

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Speaker 2: But Brendan was outside, like get it, talking cops out

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Speaker 2: of arresting him. He was there around police. I came

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Speaker 2: out and I was like, what a great show, And

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Speaker 2: he was outside and Michelle Balloon was there in different

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Speaker 2: you see those two guys get on the stage, Like

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: It was really that. It was something. It was.

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Speaker 6: Wait credit to Brendan Walsh. He did talk his way

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Speaker 6: out of getting arrested.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because he kind of.

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Speaker 6: Should have been arrested. I mean, like, both of you

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Speaker 6: will trespassed.

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Speaker 2: I think that jumping on stage at a concert isn't

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Speaker 2: something they necessarily like want to do the paperwork for right, right,

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Speaker 2: you know the huge paperwork. There's so many forms they

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Speaker 1: I guess it's so good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really fun. I haven't Also, I was

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Speaker 2: okay with disrespecting those bands because all of them were

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Speaker 2: just getting on stage going like the guy from a

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Speaker 2: Winger was like and Or White's name, I can't remember

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Speaker 2: which it's Winger.

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Speaker 6: Then you're talking about Kip Winger, which is one of

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Speaker 6: my favorites.

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Speaker 1: Don Dawkin and.

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Speaker 2: Ki not David Coverdale.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about the band's founder, Kip Winner.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he was like saying right away, there's certainly a

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Speaker 4: lot of nice tits in Austin.

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Speaker 2: That was the first thing he said. And all these

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Speaker 2: ladies were like.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that means minor nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in Austin.

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Speaker 4: I no one's ever complimented these these asymmetrical hangers.

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Speaker 1: See how he said it again, it's proper.

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Speaker 4: That's suddenly all a lot of nice kits in Austin.

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Speaker 1: Ah got Prince Philip. Oh, no, it's the leading winger.

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Speaker 2: I hope you guys are having a good early Wednesday evening. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it was.

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Speaker 6: It was anyway, it was Docanero was Winger? Or it

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Speaker 6: was whites mad.

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Speaker 2: God, you're right, No, Dawcan was there. I can't remember

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Speaker 2: who exclaimed this, but I'm not.

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Speaker 6: Here to I bet it was Scorpions. Did it have

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Speaker 2: No? It was just English. Okay, So I feel like, then,

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Speaker 2: maby it was Winger because isn't he a Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is he English?

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Speaker 2: I think so.

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Speaker 6: I don't know anything about him except for that his

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Speaker 6: first name is Kip, which is the name that makes

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Speaker 6: me laugh the hardest next to for a man's name,

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Speaker 6: second only to kim Oh.

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Speaker 2: I just realized we're gonna get a lot of tweets

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Speaker 2: about winger and whitesnakeh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yay.

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Speaker 7: That guy.

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Speaker 2: What a happy limo driver. He just leaped into traffic,

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Speaker 2: happy waving a sign, and we all loved.

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Speaker 1: Him for it, and I applauded. I have no choice.

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Speaker 2: Next time I jaywalk, I am going to jump up

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Speaker 2: and down and wave my arms and be so happy

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Speaker 2: about it because all of us almost honked and waved

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like he was slashing those pearly whites.

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Speaker 6: He made it fun that he was jaywalking and making

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Speaker 6: everybody stop real quick.

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Speaker 1: He made it. He made us laugh again.

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Speaker 2: He made it seem like it was a simpler, better time,

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Speaker 2: a greater time. Can I talk, America?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: No, it's okay. It was I'm done with my presidential speech.

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Speaker 6: I was just trying to say, And it's funny that

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Speaker 6: I would start that by saying can I talk.

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Speaker 1: I'm just so obnoxious?

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Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, can I be next?

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Speaker 6: But I just meant, can I just address this haircut

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Speaker 6: I was given it?

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Speaker 1: It is a heartbreaking experience to me.

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Speaker 6: When I get my haircut and when I leave, I

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Speaker 6: feel like the haircut is the hairdresser trying to tell me,

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Speaker 6: I think you're ugly.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're taking offense to what they decided to give you.

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Speaker 6: We had a very first of all, I love this place,

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Speaker 6: I love this person, whatever, but we have I think

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Speaker 6: we have too detailed of discussions because I start to

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Speaker 6: tell her about the layers that I want in my hair,

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Speaker 6: but I always say it like, not too many, not

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Speaker 6: I totally get it. And then as she's cutting it,

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Speaker 6: she goes, but can I even it up in the back?

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Speaker 1: And that's what I never want her to.

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Speaker 6: Do because that's what ends up giving me the Rachel,

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Speaker 6: which is the haircut that I fear get from people constantly.

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Speaker 2: Right, Sorry, I'm just I am listening.

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Speaker 1: I'm already done.

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Speaker 2: No, I but I I don't. I think your hair

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Speaker 2: looks good.

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: What do you not like about it?

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Speaker 1: See this? See how short? This is?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: That is layering.

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Speaker 1: That's layering. And it's what I wanted.

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Speaker 6: Was just layers up in the front, just to like

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Speaker 6: lighten up the hair in the front, but.

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Speaker 1: Not to touch the back. It doesn't matter. This is

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Speaker 1: so fucking dull.

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Speaker 2: Well when someone does like can you think of early uh?

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Speaker 2: You know? How okay? What do you mean, missus Zowick No,

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Speaker 2: Goldie Hawn in the sixties when her hair like on laughing,

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Speaker 2: she had like her hair was like round on top,

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Speaker 2: but then it came in at the neck. But then

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Speaker 2: there was like a sleek mullet.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the missus Brady is it's weak islet?

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Speaker 2: Why do I like that hair?

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Speaker 1: You do?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Well that's what they gave me, so you must be loving.

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Speaker 2: This is Oh god, I knew I could turn this

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Speaker 2: into a compliment. Man, is that him there? He is?

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Speaker 2: Where already? Yeah, he's there. Let's just be illegal and

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Speaker 2: pick him up right in the stop way? Is it

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Speaker 2: called a stopway a crosswalk? Oh nuts? The microphone was

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Speaker 2: a skew. Yes, how are you? It's okay? No, No,

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Speaker 2: the mic is far.

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Speaker 5: Yes, how are you? Hey? How's everybody good?

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Speaker 2: Keep saying high like that, it's a lot like saying

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Speaker 8: Philly and DC, Oh Philly, soaking it up up?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 2: What's your name?

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Speaker 2: And in your name, sir? What if I made you

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Speaker 2: Who's your friend? Who's your friend? He doesn't have much

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Speaker 5: Is uh, this is my buddy Tyler.

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Speaker 8: As of right now, he doesn't know what he doesn't

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Speaker 8: Well, actually they're a sponsor, so we shouldn't be cool.

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Speaker 5: What a great what a great thing we're doing.

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Speaker 8: To it people as many people coming over as possible.

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Speaker 5: Let's just make a video.

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Speaker 1: There's a knife phone, Ladies and gentlemen. The doll up, Yes,

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Speaker 5: The doll up is the magic sauce.

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Speaker 5: Do you mean are we going to start? I don't

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Speaker 8: Because we never know when we're going to record, how

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Speaker 2: We the very first episode of Do You Need Ride?

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Speaker 2: Once we leave, once we leave, la X everything feels better.

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Speaker 2: how to Chris? Well, we're going wherever we're gone? I

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Speaker 5: There's contact happening in the car.

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Speaker 5: What do we do? You guys?

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Speaker 2: What I say immediately is so it's happened. Is it

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Speaker 1: Okay, put your gun down off?

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Speaker 2: And then I demand to see a superior, even though

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Speaker 8: So that that's what I do is I watch those

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Speaker 6: Well, here's the thing that you're golden. You're a white man,

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Speaker 6: So congratulations.

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Speaker 5: I am white, but I'm turning hispanic in the fall.

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, I have decided.

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Speaker 5: It's a spoiler.

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Speaker 8: It's a spoiler, but it's an exciting time.

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Speaker 1: Did you get a part of the news one day time?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm doing a one day at a time.

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Speaker 8: I'm doing a six episode arc and they wanted a

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Speaker 1: He said, let me try.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Well, they're casting all white people as Asian people in

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Speaker 2: I always wanted to play a Native American in a.

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Speaker 5: Movie since how you go to my guy, he's the best, It's.

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Speaker 2: Funny, the best my manager or my theatrical agent person.

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Speaker 2: He always is telling me that there's just simply not

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Speaker 2: there's never He's like, well, you're you're a you're a

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Speaker 2: You're a white dude. Sorry, yeah, if you were Asian

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Speaker 5: Big reason for the swist, Maybe you should.

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Speaker 2: Have different clients if that's who you believe in.

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Speaker 5: It's reason why I'm showing you.

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Speaker 6: Give him a DVD of Workaholics.

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Speaker 1: Really the majority of it.

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Speaker 2: He says this, Actually, he says this what happened? And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, well, look at all my friends on television.

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Speaker 2: Not to say I don't. I also have many black

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Speaker 5: Another Latino back here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, number three.

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Speaker 2: Finally, can you hurry it up because people are starting

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Speaker 2: to say I only hang out with white folks.

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Speaker 5: Because I'm not doing this for you, but you will benefit.

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Speaker 1: It won't be all the time his timeline.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, go ahead, Gareth.

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Speaker 2: Where what were you doing in Philly? And then also

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Speaker 2: the other place, the other place You're.

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Speaker 5: Done your homework?

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I clearly on your homework.

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Speaker 8: I was in DC and Philly and I did this

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Speaker 2: Okay, we were just talking about a live doc and show.

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Speaker 5: Oh well that's very different but better. Yeah, definitely go

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Speaker 5: to one.

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Speaker 2: So you were just hanging out with Marketing Anthony.

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Speaker 8: With Mark Mark Anthony and I were, Yes, we were

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Speaker 5: So Mark and I are friends. Were doing a podcast?

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Speaker 2: How do you get along with David David Roth? If

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Speaker 2: that's how I really confused? I was, uh, Wroth?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Is he quiet? And realize that quiet? Is he shy?

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Speaker 1: He seems shy and low key? Is he doesn't kick

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Speaker 1: at all in real life? No, it's actually very stiff.

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Speaker 5: No, those kicking days are dead.

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Speaker 1: He is.

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Speaker 5: I get along with David Roth?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 6: Good?

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Speaker 5: I like David. He's a hell of a performer.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's a showman.

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Speaker 5: So I've always we've always got along very well.

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Speaker 2: And how long have you done the doll up with Dave?

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Speaker 2: Coming up on.

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Speaker 5: About three years?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Wow, yeah, which is very weird.

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Speaker 2: That's like, how long you and I have done this?

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Speaker 8: How often are you guys able to do this?

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Speaker 2: Oh? As often? As we want. That's the fun thing. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we've reached this point where it's like, hey, we might

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Speaker 5: Said it to Morgan.

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Speaker 2: You're all right at the very least. Yeah, I'm listening

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Speaker 2: to what it sounds like and we can and you

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Speaker 2: really can't hear this, so let it. It has announced

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Speaker 2: your if people really took the audio, separated it into

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Speaker 2: one of your shows and kill you that way.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I've definitely you know, there's definitely ways for people

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Speaker 8: to kill people.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me?

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Speaker 6: Can someone write down the number for this dinosaur van

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Speaker 6: that says me on the.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, we're gonna need to.

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Speaker 8: Let's do this tonight too, because if you actually it's

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Speaker 8: easier Karen, if you just text escape to three one

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Speaker 8: three three one, which is always a fun text to

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Speaker 8: send to any number.

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Speaker 1: Escape.

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Speaker 6: I want to escape into Brontosaurus land, alp escape.

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Speaker 5: That's gonna be a good job.

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Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, what are you?

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Speaker 2: Why what is this?

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Speaker 5: What are you?

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Speaker 1: What is this? Lizard smell?

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Speaker 5: It's just says pterodactyls flying over palm trees.

453
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Speaker 2: But then it's it's driving, it's and it's a camping van.

454
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Speaker 1: Camper van can't serve van. That's a big camper Vana.

455
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Speaker 1: You can live in that van.

456
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Speaker 2: Is someone? Is this someone's real life version of Jurassic Park?

457
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Speaker 5: It's Camper van Halen.

458
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Speaker 2: Friend, Oh I love that.

459
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Speaker 6: Yeah, they did the mashups of Camper van, Beethoven and

460
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Speaker 6: van Halen.

461
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Speaker 1: Was incredibly unpleasant. Good violin.

462
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Speaker 2: It is a violin and it's not even real violin Samples.

463
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Speaker 2: I was happy that the day they turned a cracker.

464
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Speaker 1: Which is violent. Samples is one of my favorite clowns.

465
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Speaker 8: That is a good one. Why is he covered in blood?

466
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Speaker 1: What the theaters? What theaters did you do in DC

467
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Speaker 1: and Philly?

468
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Speaker 2: I hope they were theaters.

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Speaker 5: The It was the one place is called nine thirty?

470
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, which time.

471
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Speaker 2: Are all the shows there?

472
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Speaker 8: The thing that immediately I assumed we had a show.

473
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Speaker 5: At nine thirty. Yeah, it was at eight thirty, so yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's perplex were a little late.

475
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Speaker 8: We were not late, but the whole time I was there,

476
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Speaker 8: I was like, what time does this start?

477
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Speaker 2: Right then?

478
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Speaker 5: And then we did the Truck of Darrow in Philly?

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Speaker 2: Oh Coolhi, that's very cool. I'm just I guess I'm

480
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Speaker 2: really sorry everyone that I can't figure out how to

481
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Speaker 2: silenced my phone. I guess I don't often do.

482
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Speaker 6: Well, It's okay, And if people can't hear it, then

483
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Speaker 6: it doesn't matter.

484
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.

485
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Speaker 8: And if they can, like you said, they could just

486
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Speaker 8: kill me at a live show anyway. So right, and

487
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Speaker 8: I almost got killed backstage last night.

488
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Speaker 5: Why Yeah, I tell well, Dave had a knife Dave

489
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Speaker 5: murder from earlier.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he was jokingly coming with a knife,

491
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Speaker 2: but it was so realistically sharp and so very near

492
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Speaker 2: him that I was like, oh man, this joke could

493
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Speaker 2: go south.

494
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Speaker 6: There was peril of anybody in the world who you

495
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Speaker 6: would believe would turn from funny joke stabbing into real

496
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Speaker 6: multiple stabbing and stadium.

497
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Speaker 5: Right right, he's just on the list.

498
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Speaker 2: He's just got that look there.

499
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Speaker 5: It would be.

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Speaker 8: It would be and I would be like, I'd be

501
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Speaker 8: like a jail talking him on the phone and be like,

502
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Speaker 8: I know you were kidding.

503
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Speaker 5: Again, there's a joke. If I get.

504
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Speaker 1: It, I still have to prosecute.

505
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Speaker 5: People are dead and I have to test.

506
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Speaker 2: If you're not a doctor, you don't know where the

507
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Speaker 2: vital organs and that was just love.

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Speaker 8: Bloodlines are look eighteen stabs, you're going to hit something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is it too late to say that? I had

510
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Speaker 2: a show at Stage five twelve in Missoula and I

511
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Speaker 2: was three hours early. Is it too late for that joke?

512
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Speaker 2: I've been sing it's it's it's false. But I you know,

513
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Speaker 2: it would have been great at the time, but then

514
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Speaker 2: there was there was a sound thing with the phone,

515
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Speaker 2: and then I got sidetracked. Anyway back to Mark and

516
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Speaker 2: Anthony who used to be.

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Speaker 8: Married to Jay Low step in the christ You hit

518
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Speaker 8: all the facts and that's what matters.

519
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Speaker 5: We've got the cliff notes.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's fine. And those shows went well then no,

521
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Speaker 2: and I.

522
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Speaker 5: Don't want to talk about it. Yeah, I know they

523
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Speaker 5: were great. They were very fun.

524
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Speaker 1: It's uh yeah, you guys have merch.

525
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Speaker 5: We have merched.

526
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Speaker 8: We have a book that well, we'll sell after some

527
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Speaker 8: shows and then we'll sell posters and audio book.

528
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Speaker 5: Them and take pictures.

529
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Speaker 8: We actually there is an audio version of the book.

530
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Speaker 8: Oh cool, but it's not a hard book to read.

531
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Speaker 5: What is the book? Book is called The United States

532
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Speaker 5: of Absurdity.

533
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Speaker 8: Chris and I thank you for asking a lot of

534
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 8: people have seen it not a lot of people read.

535
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Speaker 5: A lot of people have seen it.

536
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Speaker 1: Well, looking at books is almost that's kind.

537
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Speaker 5: Of what we're going for.

538
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Speaker 8: Not a lot of people realizing this sort of clickbait world.

539
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 8: Just seeing a book cover makes a big impact.

540
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it really does.

541
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Speaker 5: And so we have that book and it's very easy

542
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Speaker 5: to read. And I'm an author.

543
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Speaker 8: And some people are saying, Pullet's hurt.

544
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Speaker 5: And you say it like that. By the way, once

545
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Speaker 5: you get in.

546
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Speaker 8: The book, busy realist, pultts, you gotta go pew.

547
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Speaker 2: Pew, Like, how do you say putin? I say putin?

548
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Speaker 8: I Well, I'm changing the way I say it based

549
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Speaker 8: on the question. Okay, I go putin to Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Pteorge W.

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Speaker 8: Bush. Yeah, no, Well, it's an exciting time, and it

552
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Speaker 8: is always exciting. When you fly into the airport and

553
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Speaker 8: you get to see the picture of the president, you.

554
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Speaker 2: Go, oh, that's real of him when you arrive.

555
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Speaker 5: No, but I was walking down a little bit.

556
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Speaker 8: No, when I arrived today and I was walking around

557
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Speaker 8: a little and went close to the international terminal and

558
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 8: saw that picture of him, and it's you're like, okay, insanity,

559
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 8: all right, everything's normal.

560
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny. When you. I mean, he was already

561
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 2: on TV and already ridiculous to me, and now he's

562
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 2: just on TV more. But when you see there's a

563
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Speaker 2: painting that someone did of him in the Oval Office,

564
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: Like there's all these paintings that we all got to

565
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Speaker 2: see them at Benson Ball when we got did a

566
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Speaker 2: tour of the White House. There was all these cool

567
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Speaker 2: paintings and then the like it was like a festival

568
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Speaker 2: in DC and all the paintings were very official. And

569
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Speaker 2: then there's like a really trippy one of Kennedy. It

570
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Speaker 2: was kind of very sixties.

571
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Speaker 5: Have you ever walked around?

572
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Speaker 2: But there's one of fucking Trump. That's that's more if

573
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Speaker 2: you think about that, that's crazier than him being president.

574
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Speaker 2: Someone did a presidential portrait of him. It's my point,

575
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Speaker 2: and he's the president, and also second to that, he

576
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Speaker 2: has got this actual job of president.

577
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Speaker 6: It feels like though getting his portrait painted is the

578
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Speaker 6: most presidential thing he's done so far, of all the

579
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Speaker 6: other things, they keep kind of ruining each other.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I thought it was pretty presidential when he said that

582
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Speaker 8: the first Lady of France had a good body, well

583
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Speaker 8: she works out, and that comes across I.

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Speaker 1: Did she acknowledge that?

585
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and not to her.

586
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Speaker 8: I think the way you want to do it if

587
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Speaker 8: you're a guy is you want to say it to

588
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Speaker 8: the other guy. Don't involve her in the conversation about it,

589
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 8: because that unobjectified.

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Speaker 2: Did he say it to another guy or did his

591
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Speaker 2: own wife?

592
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Speaker 5: To both?

593
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Speaker 2: Was that?

594
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Speaker 5: But not to her? He was like, whoa, look at

595
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Speaker 5: this beautiful How did that? Whoa yo, whoa you're keep

596
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Speaker 5: in great shape?

597
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Speaker 8: You yum? It was normal.

598
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Speaker 1: Oh god, I really hate that this is happening right now.

599
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it is a it's a fun time.

600
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Speaker 1: It's so disgusting.

601
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Speaker 8: It's a fun time to go abroad too, because if

602
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 8: you go into another country now they are oh yeah,

603
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 8: I got more baffled than ever.

604
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

605
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 8: Like it's like we went from like smoking weed to

606
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Speaker 8: heroin and now we're just like, let's do this.

607
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah we yeah, except there was no gateway president. We

608
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 2: just quit. We quit weed and then we got sober

609
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 2: and then we went straight to harold because I remember

610
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 2: when I first started going to Calgary, Canadia for this

611
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 2: little thing. Is that the term? Yeah, yeah, that's when

612
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: you say it all together, Okay, And then and they

613
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 2: were they did expect you to say sorry for w

614
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: and then for a while it was fine, But now

615
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 2: it's back to that again. I've I felt or they

616
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 2: know they are connected enough to where in Canada they

617
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Speaker 2: don't really.

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Speaker 5: Well, they've just got that.

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Speaker 2: I just sorry.

620
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Speaker 5: They've got that, you know, I mean the behind the scenes.

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Speaker 8: Uh, they have Canada. They have the greatest guy now.

622
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 8: And also George W. Bush now seems good. Yeah, he's

623
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Speaker 8: like really with Bono on his ranch.

624
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

625
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 5: And you're like, was this wasn't this guy shithead?

626
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 2: Yeah he was.

627
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Speaker 8: Now he's the guy who's like respect the office.

628
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. George W.

629
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Speaker 2: Bush Russia.

630
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Speaker 5: He's here with Tyler in the back.

631
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Speaker 6: Guys, are either of you excited the Game of Thrones?

632
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Speaker 2: It is tonight.

633
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: It's tonight.

634
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Speaker 2: The only reason I've ever watched you never you never mind.

635
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Speaker 8: I'm going to get into it though I used to

636
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 8: be above it.

637
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 2: Also, Gareth, I know what happens?

638
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Speaker 8: And then did you get it? Do you get it

639
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 8: right away?

640
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: Yes? I was sick. Well, I guess I'll do my

641
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: hilarious Joe the whole bit. Okay, here's my bet. I

642
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: was sick for a few weeks.

643
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 5: Is this the hospital sick?

644
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 2: No, No, it was just I don't know why I

645
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: was sick, but that's the only time I watched shows,

646
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: and I was putting it off because I don't care

647
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: about fantasy dragons, Harry Potter type shows. But it isn't

648
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 2: that way. It's very it's very well written, and you

649
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: get immediately immersed in the like they pull you in

650
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: right away with some of these characters and their relationships

651
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 2: and the fact that they die right away. And then

652
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 2: also everyone is having sex. There's like it's really everyone's hot,

653
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: and it's intense in the action and they're fucking and

654
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Speaker 2: they're dragons. Oh my god. Might here's my joke, because

655
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Speaker 2: you really have to pay attention to the plot when

656
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: you're watching Game of Thrones, otherwise you end up masturbating

657
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: something horrifying. Get it, well, I didn't mention all of it,

658
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 2: Karen leave out. Oh that guy's head gets squished and

659
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: his brains come out.

660
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 8: Sorry, and then the spoilers they feel spoily.

661
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Speaker 2: Everyone I mentioned was a main character.

662
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Speaker 6: Okay, you've had seven years, so if you haven't won, no.

663
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Speaker 8: No, no, I'm the person who I say ten years. I

664
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Speaker 8: think you're allowed ten years before spoilers.

665
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Speaker 2: Think that guy with this will I'm about to watch

666
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Speaker 2: it super Bowl from three years ago.

667
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Speaker 5: Don't ruin it.

668
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Speaker 2: I've just I'm about to start The Wire and the

669
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Speaker 2: Sopranos too.

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Speaker 5: The Wires another one that has I've it's good worth it. Yeah,

671
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Speaker 5: I think I am gonna. Are you caught up on

672
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Speaker 5: Game of Thrones now, I've already.

673
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Speaker 8: Been to Baltimore, Okay, all right, I just drove through it.

674
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Speaker 5: Very I should be a show.

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Speaker 1: I had seafood by their You won't believe what's happening

676
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Speaker 1: in there.

677
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 5: Okay, But Karen, and you love Game of Thrones.

678
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: I love Game of Thrones. I watched it from the

679
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: beginning by accident.

680
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 6: I have the same attitude about fantasy dragons.

681
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: I feel like it's for boys, and yes, for me.

682
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 6: But I was home the night at premiered, so I

683
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 6: just watched it, and I was so.

684
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 5: Shocked by the first one, by.

685
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 6: The first episode, so I just didn't know. But when

686
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 6: it ended, I was like, We've got to do that again. Yes,

687
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 6: And that's what it's like, the whole thing.

688
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 2: And I'll start it to and it's not a boys show.

689
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 2: It's like all, most of the most impressive interesting characters

690
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: are the lady folk in it.

691
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: You're exactly right.

692
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 6: They've taken fantasy, the fantasy genre, the dragon based fantasy genre, and.

693
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: They've made it.

694
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 6: They made it acceptable for a girl like me that

695
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 6: just love sex and the city.

696
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, because they still zoom in on.

697
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 5: Shoes, Miss Dragons and Samantha.

698
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 6: That dragon slotted it up all over the countryside right into.

699
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 2: West Road, just a dragon with like a haphazard strap

700
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 2: dangling from his little tyrannic st.

701
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: Making horrible blow job jokes.

702
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 6: It's just terrible bass base jokes that are very easy

703
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 6: to make.

704
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 2: Blowing flames on Christopher Knof's and Dick I went. We

705
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 2: were in Malibu and my mom and sister were on

706
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: the beach and Christopher notth who played someone named mister Big.

707
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: I guess it's a Dick Big, right.

708
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

709
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 2: They start freaking out in a way that I'm like,

710
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: oh man, this is the first day I don't want

711
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: to hang out hang out with my mom and sister

712
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: because and he's like, is it big for real? They

713
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: could see he could see him in the corner of

714
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: his eye, like oh great, and some more I wonder

715
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 2: if it's big off in the distance, going to.

716
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: Stay in your mansion if you don't like it.

717
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, and that is true.

718
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 8: But I was just about to say, like, that's tough.

719
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 5: That's tough because for the rest of your life people

720
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 5: are like, how big is your dick? But then at

721
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 5: the end of the day, is it that tough?

722
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean to be fair to my sister and mom.

723
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: It was hanging out like a balloon animal.

724
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 5: Oh so he had it out.

725
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

726
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: They were like, Okay, I think is it.

727
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 2: I wasn't looking.

728
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: Mister pink's here.

729
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 2: Mister poodles here, it looks like a poodle. I don't know.

730
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: It's very flexible.

731
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 8: When I used to do kids birthday parties and I

732
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 8: would make balloon animals and I would make did you

733
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 8: really yes?

734
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 5: And I would make poodles.

735
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 8: I would do the thing where you'd give the tail

736
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 8: a little poof by putting it in my mouth. This

737
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 8: sounds really crazy and sucking on the tail and that's

738
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 8: how you make the little tail.

739
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:46,479
Speaker 2: And uh.

740
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 8: The amount of times that people were genuinely discussed with

741
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 8: what I had just done as like you know, Batman

742
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 8: or something like that.

743
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 5: They would be like, oh my god, I don't want

744
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 5: my daughter to have that.

745
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, if someone gets disgusted by that, isn't it

746
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 2: more about them? It's not my fault that it reminds

747
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 2: one of the children's mothers of the time they put

748
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 2: an unsavory member in their own mouth.

749
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 8: And if you say that as batman and people look

750
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 8: at you, right, so I just go as silent. I'd

751
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 8: go with no answer. But yeah, in my head I

752
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 8: was like this, clearly, come.

753
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 2: On, I'm mad that in the process of balloon making

754
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 2: some of them will get mad at some sort of

755
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: part of the process. Did they think you were being

756
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 2: funny doing it? They would just it would have my

757
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 2: spit on it, so I'd wipe it off. But there

758
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: was something that well, now you're turning on well, it's

759
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: you're leaving kind of gross to after you make a

760
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 2: poodle to then your suck scale and look, it's different.

761
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: It's different.

762
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 6: I mean like if you've finished making the poodle on

763
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 6: a stone.

764
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 8: No, no, no, guys, listen, you've never been in the field.

765
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 8: You've never been in the field. You haven't done the work.

766
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: I've been out there out there the guys work. That's

767
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: me I'm not, guys.

768
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:57,439
Speaker 5: I'm the one.

769
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 2: How many scars did you get in clowns? Many you

770
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 2: did go to clown Academy?

771
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 8: Obviously, Chris, I'm not sending nobody's out there.

772
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: There's just a bunch of huge shoe scars, a lot.

773
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 4: Of scars you'd make you finish, you complete a poodle balloon,

774
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 4: and right before you hand it to the kid, you're like,

775
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 4: now for the finishing touch, Now.

776
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 8: For my DNA, the big finish me.

777
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: Keep it, frame me later, maw let me blow the dog.

778
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 5: There you go, little lad.

779
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 2: No, now to get forensic.

780
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 5: Right, you could clone Batman? Where are you going?

781
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:37,919
Speaker 2: That's fun?

782
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 6: Did you get into like party mascoting or whatever you

783
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 6: would call that?

784
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 5: Thank you for using the right term. Not enough people

785
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 5: are using the terms that we.

786
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: Find party mascoting?

787
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 6: Did you get into that because there was nothing else

788
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 6: to do that was acting based wherever you were living?

789
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 8: Right?

790
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 5: It was really that I had.

791
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 8: I was, you know, like everybody yelse when you moved

792
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 8: to La trying to get stuff going and wanted to

793
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 8: be like open for what do you want to do? Sorry?

794
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: Over the down the town?

795
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think so, I think Chris phone, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

796
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 8: I think yes, okay, thanks. So I basically had no

797
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 8: job and no money and no prospects.

798
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 5: And so this was last year.

799
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 8: No I This was probably like two thousand and four. Sure, sure,

800
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 8: And so I really had no idea what to do.

801
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 8: And I was doing this sketch show Zelle. And then

802
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 8: someone came to a show and.

803
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 5: They were like, oh, I have my I do this.

804
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 8: Crazy job where I go to kids birthday parties and

805
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 8: you know, do tricks and all this ship.

806
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 2: And you were like, I like kids, I like parties.

807
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 8: I was like, can I spin on the balloons? May

808
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 8: I spin on the finished product? And and then I

809
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 8: was like okay. And it was only two days a week,

810
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 8: so during the week I could do whatever and make

811
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 8: kind of enough money to live off of. And so

812
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 8: I just bit the bullet and just you know, Saturdays

813
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 8: and Sundays would just drive all around this shithole, you know,

814
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 8: just like what we're doing right now. This would be me,

815
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 8: but in a Spider Man outfit, going like I can't

816
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 8: believe my life.

817
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: That's funny. I love it. I did you ever see

818
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 2: Henry Phillips' movie Punching the Clown, The first one where

819
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 2: his friend he comes to visit his friend, and his

820
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 2: friend dressed as at superheroes and he was when he's

821
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 2: driving to parties and he lived with him, and no,

822
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 2: he was very very discouraged.

823
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 8: And my friend one time wanted to film make a

824
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 8: documentary about me doing it, and so he went to

825
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 8: Griffith Park with a camera m H and he like

826
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 8: a creek filmed from the bleachers in Griffith Park and

827
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 8: he got this shot of me as Anakin Skywalker in

828
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 8: my car like after I just put the little weird

829
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 8: braided ponytail on and I didn't know he was filming me.

830
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 8: And it's just this forty five seconds of the saddest

831
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 8: state being where I wasn't even I wasn't doing anything

832
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 8: other than just like looking, but it was you could

833
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 8: just tell I was dead and I was gone. That's

834
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 8: so funny.

835
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 6: I remember in Sacramento, I actually looked up in the

836
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 6: phone book a singing telegram company and called them because

837
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 6: I just didn't I didn't know where to get a job,

838
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 6: and I didn't want to just get a regular office job.

839
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 1: And I'm like.

840
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 6: Sure, and they immediately just over the phone, were like

841
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 6: sure you could come and do it.

842
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: What are your sizes? And I was like, this job

843
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: must suck over.

844
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 7: The phone immediately immediately.

845
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: They don't care what my references are if I'd been

846
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: to jail.

847
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 5: Nothing. Get down next Friday.

848
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: There's a quick list of questions here. Do you have

849
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: both your feet?

850
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 8: Yes, you're all right?

851
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 2: Sorry?

852
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: Do you fit into this Betty boot dress to get

853
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: in here?

854
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 5: Get over here?

855
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: Do you have an iron lung hand or false eye?

856
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 8: I don't answer that.

857
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: Just get down here.

858
00:38:59,320 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 1: We're gonna skip.

859
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 5: We need the sizes more than anything right now.

860
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 2: Don't verbally tell us the sizes. We need them printed

861
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: out on a piece of bag.

862
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 5: Print, the sizes and bring them down here.

863
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 8: What did you guys do when you first moved here.

864
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 2: Around in two thousand and four? I was because my

865
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 2: car was broken, riding my bike with like an et

866
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: milk crate filled with paints and I was painting windows.

867
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, i'd like happy Holidays and sale mattress store. Well,

868
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 2: because you're an artistic gentleman, yeah, I mean, I wasn't

869
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: gonna brag. A lot of them were detailed snow landscapes.

870
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not, just like painting like a window.

871
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 2: One time it was a shirt with Santa Claus being

872
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 2: having his hair cut a bunch of floating elves with scissors,

873
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: very large sharp scissors. It was a quartet of It

874
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: was for a barber shop.

875
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, the answer better be yes to the barber.

876
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 2: And it was kind of funny to get Santa Claus

877
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 2: like a hip short on the side, like bartender haircut,

878
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 2: like an.

879
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: Right haircut Santa Claus.

880
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, very aryan haircut. And and he he's looking

881
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 2: one of the elves is floating holding a mirror up

882
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 2: and accidentally the look on his face, it's like, I

883
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: don't really know if I like this haircut how much,

884
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 2: but they love that. They have zero okay to make

885
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 2: sure that they were once they approved the drawing or

886
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 2: one of the items I had in my book that

887
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 2: my dad made for me in high school of things

888
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 2: that he could paint on windows. And then I yeah,

889
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: he put me in dirty clothes, so people said yes,

890
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: but I painted windows since seventh eighth grade. Wow. And

891
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 2: then I was when you're still doing that gig though,

892
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 2: when you're here to become a famous whatever comedian. It

893
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: feels bad on a bike very good, yeah, but the

894
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: weather was so nice that I enjoyed it.

895
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: Will you tell me what exit I should be for?

896
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I always what did you you? It's uh, Norman.

897
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 1: I immediately became famous.

898
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 5: That's how I wanted to do it.

899
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't. When I first moved here.

900
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 6: I just didn't have money ever, and a lot of

901
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 6: times mooched off of my friend Laura Milligan, who would

902
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 6: buy me dinner, like when we would go out, would

903
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 6: buy me dinner.

904
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: And then I ended up getting a holding deal at NBC.

905
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 6: Relatively, I mean comparatively, yes, for now that I understand

906
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 6: how things actually work insanely fast.

907
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 2: Yes.

908
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 6: And then right before when all that died down as

909
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 6: it always does, and right before I was actually considering

910
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 6: moving home because so much of nothing was happening right,

911
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 6: Jay Johnston of Mister Show.

912
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: Fame and Bob's Burners.

913
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 6: Said, write a put a writing packet together of sketches.

914
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 6: I'm going to be working on a sketch show and

915
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 6: you should try to get a job on it. And

916
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 6: I was like, I won't because I've never I flunked

917
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 6: out of college and there's no way it'll happen.

918
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: And he was like, put some sketches. He like, made

919
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: me do it. And then I actually ended up getting

920
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: the job.

921
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 2: Was that Mister Show.

922
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 1: No, that was after Mister Show.

923
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 6: It was a sketch show called Hype Oh Wow that

924
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 6: I think only existed for a year.

925
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: Wasn't the greatest, ironically, it was because they didn't talk

926
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 2: about it.

927
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: It was actually a secret. It was one of the

928
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: most secret shows on the who.

929
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 6: Don't tell anyone about the Hype we're doing kind of

930
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 6: an ironic thing.

931
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's on the Irony Network.

932
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 8: That's great, though, I know no brag, no, no bread.

933
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I'm not. That's how it happened. So

934
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 2: when I moved here right away, I had a manager

935
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 2: that could do things but was excited, and I did

936
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: Kimmel right away, and that it was the years that

937
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 2: followed immediately that I ended up hitting the bridge windows.

938
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 5: Okay, so that was after you did kim what you

939
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 5: were doing, right?

940
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 2: So the point is you never make it, and if

941
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 2: you do, it goes away and then as that's an

942
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 2: up and down ride, and then somewhere in there you

943
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 2: could just die.

944
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly right.

945
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 6: Sometimes you o d or they're just like a weird,

946
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 6: really weird carcon.

947
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: Someone comes out with you what says.

948
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can't be ready and you and

949
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: you won't be.

950
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 5: You're driving.

951
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: Anything could be quite an end.

952
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 5: We have audio of the end. It's like Grizzly Man. Yeah,

953
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 5: it's brutal, a lot of whimpering.

954
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: Grizzly Man meets Paul Walker.

955
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, readily Walker Man.

956
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: Jesus.

957
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 8: When I I did a show probably like five years

958
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 8: after I've been here called The Real Wedding Crashers, which

959
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 8: I know a lot of people.

960
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 5: Like, didn't they make that a movie? Believe it or not.

961
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 5: The movie came first, Yeah, it did.

962
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 2: And that's and they were fake because that was a

963
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 2: narrative storyline that they're like, that's the fake wedding credible,

964
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 2: this is the real web.

965
00:43:59,719 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 6: Yeah.

966
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 8: And then we went to weddings like it was by

967
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 8: the punked people, and I remember thinking it was a

968
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 8: great show.

969
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 5: Press everywhere.

970
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 2: I remember my.

971
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 8: Auditioned for it didn't well, look, you didn't bring this

972
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 8: spice to the room like some of us, and.

973
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 2: It was so I was right in my eyes.

974
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 5: Well the producers upset when having zero at.

975
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 2: Just hire them, get them out of here.

976
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 8: You did, And I remember thinking like this might be

977
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 8: it and then like the ratings were so abysmal that, like,

978
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 8: so I was flying from New York to l A

979
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 8: and I picked up like the New York Post and

980
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 8: there was just an article where it was a big

981
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 8: picture of me and it was just shitting all over it,

982
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 8: and I was like, this is good, this is a

983
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 8: good this.

984
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 5: Is going well.

985
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 1: So what it was like it was like a prank show.

986
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, Karen. It was a prank show. So you'd

987
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 5: basically go to the wedding.

988
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 8: Their real weddings, real weddings, and the bride and groom

989
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 8: would be in on it.

990
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 5: Everyone else around that.

991
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 2: So it isn't real wedding crashing.

992
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 8: Don't poke holes.

993
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: This show has to change for the second season. But yeah,

994
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: as your question, don't poke hole lot, don't go.

995
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 5: Back to parties? Aren't I sucking poodle tales?

996
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: And no time We're all going back to parties eventually.

997
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 5: No, that is my greatest fear.

998
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to be Spider Man again.

999
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 8: Because I had to go back one time after like

1000
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 8: three years off and then I got so poor I

1001
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 8: had to go back and I was like, this is.

1002
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 5: You know what, it's not fun to watch.

1003
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 2: I miss the jobs.

1004
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 5: No, they don't care and they do not. I looks,

1005
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 5: I mean blood platelets. But that's not a career.

1006
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 2: No, no, it's just two weeks of great income. And

1007
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 2: you it was so common when I moved to Austin, Texas,

1008
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 2: to donate your living body to experimental science in laboratories

1009
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 2: throughout the city of so many different freeways just ended

1010
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 2: with a platelet center.

1011
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 8: Or you.

1012
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, try different drugs and see how they affect your things,

1013
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 2: like good, oh your heart rate?

1014
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, can I have my cookies?

1015
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: My heart hurts. I took some sort of hair medicine

1016
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 2: to see how it affected your heart rate. Okay this

1017
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 2: experimentallyy hooked me up to an ECG and they're like, yeah,

1018
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 2: that is I could have had a heart attack.

1019
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 5: I mean for what for hair grows?

1020
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know when I did you have a heart attacks?

1021
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 2: When I got checked for twenty five hundred dollars? Does

1022
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 2: that and we're talking about nineteen ninety nine.

1023
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: You lived off of that for four years?

1024
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 5: Four years?

1025
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, so much.

1026
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 2: No, that's whenever you walk into the house.

1027
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 5: You go, this is the house the blood built.

1028
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 6: Whenever you walk into talk about you go, this is

1029
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 6: the meal the blood belt.

1030
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 2: You built this city on.

1031
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: Blood. Imagine a whole house of blood.

1032
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 5: Welcome to the house of blood.

1033
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 2: Sorry, can you see that? I don't right careen I invented.

1034
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 8: I don't want to go home.

1035
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 1: What do you need? Vegas? He wants Vegas?

1036
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: Heard him? He wants to go to Vegas.

1037
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: Carrie.

1038
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 8: I believe I'm allowed to ask for anything. I'm a

1039
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 8: guest on the show, and I want Vegas.

1040
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: This is a very special six hour. Do you need

1041
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 1: a ride?

1042
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 5: Great? Sorry, you already my job.

1043
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 2: He said, hamburger. Those kids need a clown. I'm a

1044
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 2: guy who pretends he's still.

1045
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: You're going to prank the real wedding crash.

1046
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 2: Nice try.

1047
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 5: Let me tell you.

1048
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 8: Don't break a real wedding crash.

1049
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 5: Nice try.

1050
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 6: You'll get burned to get up pretty early, generally, because

1051
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 6: weddings start early Christmas.

1052
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 5: Yes, oh, you mean like the old thing.

1053
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: Have some mimosas and relax a little bit before him.

1054
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, that reminds me. Your burger's almost gone. And

1055
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 2: then I turned him to punch it in the balls.

1056
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: That would be it's kind of like a knuckle sandwich.

1057
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 2: But it's uh, oh, I forgot. There's a bunch of

1058
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 2: them here. It's like sliders and then I hit you again.

1059
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 5: That is a break show that I think we're ready for.

1060
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 5: I just know you ready. And then you get just

1061
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 5: touch them in the box.

1062
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: You put your arm out the windows.

1063
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 8: So this ye, let's let's do a double thank you. Yeah,

1064
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 8: double thank you.

1065
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: Oh you you can do that. It's an important.

1066
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 5: Double thank you.

1067
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: Oh see. And this is what I like is you

1068
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:27,959
Speaker 2: can hear.

1069
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 5: Ye sights and the ambient noise.

1070
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 2: It's something.

1071
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, he'll let us.

1072
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you, thank you for good thank you, thank you,

1073
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 8: thank you person.

1074
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 2: And thank you Karen.

1075
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 8: Thank and thank you Karen. I like to think during.

1076
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I took the liberty of did I roll

1077
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 2: yours up?

1078
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 5: No? And do not for the future. That's my that's right,

1079
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 5: that's my thing.

1080
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: Do you come down to the cemetery.

1081
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 8: I come down here a lot. I do a lot

1082
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 8: of grave walking, grave walks, and I just like to

1083
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 8: look around and sort of think of what their lives

1084
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 8: were like, and you know, and I like to talk

1085
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 8: to the families. I really, I mean, I'll be honest.

1086
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 8: I spend two or three days down here a week.

1087
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 2: People drive through first.

1088
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 5: It's a lot of time. I would get down here five.

1089
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 5: If I could, I have a job.

1090
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's an absolute night.

1091
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 2: Then I spend all day at the old grave. Yeah.

1092
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 8: Sometimes I'll get in a fresh plot, sit down there

1093
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 8: and think about the guy.

1094
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 2: You know I walked through.

1095
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 8: I live in a good area, by the way, this

1096
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 8: is a nice area. You can tell we're getting I

1097
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 8: love what they've done with the bullet holes. Yeah, no,

1098
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 8: they put bullet holes in them.

1099
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 5: Oh look at that shady motherfucker.

1100
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 8: I mean when these you know that you're in a

1101
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 8: weird area. When the pigeons are shaded like those are,

1102
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 8: there's a weird little conglomerate over there, you know.

1103
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 2: You're in a weird area where any direction you look

1104
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 2: there's a flaming hot Cheetos bag. You know, weird area.

1105
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 8: When there's two statue of liberty tax people on different corners, pet.

1106
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 2: You know you're in a weird area when there's two

1107
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 2: statutory rape tax people. That's why I thought you're gonna

1108
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 2: say that's a statutory.

1109
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: You know you're in a weird area when there's a

1110
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: all that is.

1111
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 8: Jolly be means step on the gas, get out of

1112
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:06,959
Speaker 8: the area.

1113
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 2: You don't want a young.

1114
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 5: I have a chicken Joy for the love of fun.

1115
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: We're a franchise you've never heard of. Everything's fine.

1116
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 5: There's eight of us.

1117
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 8: Don't tell anyone.

1118
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 2: Is that like five guys burgers of us?

1119
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 8: Yes, but there's more than five.

1120
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 4: Three guys cooking meat.

1121
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 8: We've got your burger's ready.

1122
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 2: Wham. I love this show.

1123
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 6: This is the real wedding crash by jolly Be.

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Speaker 5: My jolly Be, jolly Be Colon. That's it, Colon period,

1125
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 5: that's it. That's it, my my.

1126
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 8: I remember making fun of jolly Be for years, and

1127
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 8: then one day I just happened to do it around

1128
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 8: my brother and he goes, I like jolly.

1129
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 2: Bee, and I was like what and never spoke again.

1130
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 2: I was like, we can't be related.

1131
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 8: I like jolly use all offend. He's like, the good stuff?

1132
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: What did they have? Have you been there?

1133
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 8: I've I lived by one. I've lived around this area

1134
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 8: for a while and yeah, I've never been there.

1135
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 5: But they do. Literally it's called a young Burger and

1136
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 5: the Chicken Joy.

1137
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 8: The young Burger's made of youm yeah, to be clear,

1138
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 8: and the chicken Burgers made a burger. Oh yeah, it's

1139
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 8: very shitty, but I know I've never been in there.

1140
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 8: My friend went there and got horrible food poisoning, which

1141
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 8: was like.

1142
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 2: What did you what were you thinking?

1143
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 5: Wow?

1144
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: But I mean, what is it just hamburgers fries?

1145
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just.

1146
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 8: Your standard Korean fry place Korean. It has definitely some

1147
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 8: Asian affiliation. Yeah, there's there's a couple of languages on

1148
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 8: the jelly be measure.

1149
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 2: Did you go there?

1150
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 5: Maybe on the way to Vegas? Maybe got drop this picure?

1151
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 6: Well no, listen, we're totally going to get a couple

1152
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 6: of bags of jelly be on the way to town.

1153
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 5: Oh.

1154
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,280
Speaker 8: They actually sell jelly be in boxes.

1155
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: Like moving boxes.

1156
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's where your food comes in.

1157
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 6: And there's holes punched in the side, like like there's

1158
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 6: a cat inside.

1159
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 5: There are cats in there. Okay, yeah, there's a cat.

1160
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 5: The cat's serve your food.

1161
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 8: It's all just go there, quite an experiences.

1162
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 2: This place has to be open, just a cat themed service. Interest.

1163
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 8: It's the best cat burger box place in the city.

1164
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 6: I think that a cat would serve your food and

1165
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 6: then go ahead and eat that same thing.

1166
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is a cat, you know what I mean,

1167
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 5: Like I diminish.

1168
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, cat people love cats. I mean, it makes sense

1169
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 6: that they would do it that way.

1170
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 5: There's so many it's easy.

1171
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, plenty of hires.

1172
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 2: A fast food place that's all cats serving you. I

1173
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 2: would call it right now. That's good.

1174
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:54,399
Speaker 5: Do you like it?

1175
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 2: Honest with Chris like I'm looking right a fast food plates.

1176
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 2: All that's work there. It's called right now.

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00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: What do you think I can't I couldn't love it.

1178
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 2: More cress Oh, she's busy driving otherwise nothing but last

1179
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 2: we're near near a fire.

1180
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 5: Station, so of course that's where I live.

1181
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 8: Oh that's great.

1182
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,919
Speaker 2: Wow, that actually is a beautiful Thank you library. Thanks.

1183
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 2: When did you brick and mortared up together?

1184
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 8: Well, it wasn't easy. It was around the birthday party ordering.

1185
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 8: I don't brick everyone.

1186
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 1: Oh you bricker.

1187
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 5: I hire a bricker and I'm ordered.

1188
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 2: You're out of work at the same time, though, right, No,

1189
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 2: in conjunction.

1190
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 8: The mortar he does knights, I mean did I don't

1191
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 8: do it anymore.

1192
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 1: It takes so long every job.

1193
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 8: Oh, it was, we've completed nothing. I think I don't know.

1194
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 8: I think there was something wrong with the process in retrospect.

1195
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, looking back, looking.

1196
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 8: Back, there's definitely some notes to be had. Yeah, Karen,

1197
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 8: you work with my buddy John Levenstein though, right, that's right,

1198
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 8: that is.

1199
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 6: Great John Levinstein, the workings man in Hollywood who goes

1200
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 6: he's on the show I work on on Mondays, Tuesdays

1201
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 6: sometimes Wednesdays.

1202
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: Then he goes and works with Gareth for the rest

1203
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: of the week.

1204
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 8: And then he takes Fridays off and then.

1205
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 6: He just goes and swims in his infinity pool every Friday.

1206
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 5: That he has worked.

1207
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 8: He is one of the guys who has worked out

1208
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 8: like everybody wants to work with him enough that he's like,

1209
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 8: I'll give you two days.

1210
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 5: We'll take it.

1211
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, And I of course.

1212
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: Know the answer Gareth. But just further the sake of podcasting,

1213
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 2: where do you work.

1214
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 5: Well, Chris, you can say it.

1215
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't want to take it away from

1216
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 8: I mean, it's easier when I hate to make a

1217
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 8: host look like they haven't done research. But I'll tell

1218
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 8: you just because I know you're helping me out on

1219
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 8: this one.

1220
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 5: Right, No, I write on a show called The residen

1221
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,760
Speaker 5: Thank you, Thank you, Chris.

1222
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 8: And this guy obviously is shouting.

1223
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 5: About God on the corner here.

1224
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 8: Yes, should we get the window? He's angry. That's my

1225
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 8: uncle yell, and that happens in a lot of metro

1226
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 8: PCs in this area.

1227
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 6: If you buy a six month membership to metrips, you

1228
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 6: also get yelled at about Jesus.

1229
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 5: It's great and why would you not want that deal?

1230
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 5: Get in there and the minutes rollover, so it's got

1231
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 5: all of it.

1232
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 2: The anytime planned and then he points out to have it.

1233
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 2: That's where. When When is Chris, Chris, Chris, are you

1234
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:29,919
Speaker 2: really writing on the new Arrest?

1235
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 5: It developed?

1236
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 2: I am?

1237
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 8: He really is right?

1238
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 2: When is it? Where is it? And when is it?

1239
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 2: I don't know, I really didn't know.

1240
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 5: Netflix.

1241
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 2: It'll be on again, Yeah, this is it? Is it

1242
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: similar or different from the last season they did on you?

1243
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 5: It'll be different because they have we have all.

1244
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 8: The actors together in the same room together, in the

1245
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:51,760
Speaker 8: same room, that it's going to be like, this is amazing.

1246
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 6: Sorry, guys, real cowboy, madam, he's not this guy.

1247
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 8: I do like when you're stuck in this position right now,

1248
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 8: we're at the thing where you're at a cross walk

1249
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 8: and you're still stuck in the crosswalk and you're trying

1250
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 8: to go a little further, but people the way the

1251
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 8: way they look at you.

1252
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, they hate it.

1253
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 2: They're so mad and they're about to do it in

1254
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 2: an hour and they're well, let's be honest. None of

1255
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,399
Speaker 2: those guys drive.

1256
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: Well, that one guy definitely has a horse or a mule.

1257
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:22,399
Speaker 5: You didn't have legs. Those legs.

1258
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 6: On the last episode we walked a guy walked by

1259
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 6: as we were driving.

1260
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 2: It's both his legs.

1261
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,240
Speaker 1: That was just full also full circle.

1262
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: His legs were the shape of if you slice a horse,

1263
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 2: you could put it in between his legs like a

1264
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 2: kid's puzzle.

1265
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: Please don't no, that's.

1266
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 8: Discussing you're to bring to life, but we should probably

1267
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 8: do a kickstarter. Let's figure out if we can't cut

1268
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 8: this horse.

1269
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:51,240
Speaker 2: Les four thousand dollars to slice a horse like bread,

1270
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 2: we got eight thousand.

1271
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: Who let's just buy bread and shape it like a horse.

1272
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 4: Guys, I got four hundred on this live feeding just

1273
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 4: people want to see terrible things happened.

1274
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 2: Oh, kill the.

1275
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 7: Jolly be caps, feed them, feed them like goose steps

1276
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 7: their gullets, and then we'll eat their livers.

1277
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 5: Bird give them a chicken. Joy for God's sake, the kiddies,

1278
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 5: why did we start this?

1279
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: We're just living for the kickstarter. We have to do everything.

1280
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 8: They say, what is this, Jesus Christ, It's like a

1281
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 8: black mirror.

1282
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 5: No, No, someone's on the.

1283
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: Kickstarter constantly kickstarting, eat grass. Oh god, oh man, it's

1284
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: always eating.

1285
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 2: You find out that you're sleepwalking at sleep typing at night,

1286
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 2: going out changing the Kickstarter, waking up horrified.

1287
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 8: Hey, and guys, I just I know, I don't. I

1288
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 8: don't know if you guys have sponsors, but I do

1289
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 8: just want to shout out real quick. Here it's a

1290
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 8: gentle place right over there, above the Bamboo Express Chinese cuisine.

1291
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 5: And it looks like a house of horrors.

1292
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 8: But still I think it's important to take your kid there.

1293
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 8: It's the only place where are dentists.

1294
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 2: Here is the second level of what looks like we're

1295
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 2: in uh bank, got in some sort of war torn area.

1296
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 2: Kid's dental place with a crooked d is just the

1297
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: scariest building.

1298
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 6: Why why a black awning black draws the sun?

1299
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: It would make it hotter.

1300
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 6: A black awning doesn't make sense. And then it's a

1301
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 6: children's dental place.

1302
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 8: No, it's a kid's dental place, Karen. And that's a difference.

1303
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 6: Okay, kids, Yes, Oh little goats go there.

1304
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right.

1305
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 8: Okay, Sorry, that's a goat dentist.

1306
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 5: Lord, it's a goat dentist.

1307
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: We should have we buried the lead on that whole story.

1308
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 2: I like going to the goat massage place gallop under

1309
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 2: your back.

1310
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: Oh just a little close. It's like the devil himself

1311
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: is getting.

1312
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,919
Speaker 2: It's just hard to get a place. I sound is bad.

1313
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,479
Speaker 2: It's okay, it's gonna be fine later. It's important when

1314
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 2: you don't worry when you have a black awning that

1315
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 2: right above it have a pigeon dental place so it

1316
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 2: can be riddled with Sorry, with.

1317
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: All the bird ship that you might need.

1318
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty good. Yeah, okay, so we got the

1319
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 2: sound right. Yeah, everything well, it fluctuates in and out

1320
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 2: of quality, but that's because I just I'm just turning

1321
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 2: these knobs willy nilly. Well, I treat it like it

1322
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 2: being a DJ. Is that the right way to do podcast?

1323
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 2: I'm on the ones and twos and threes one of these.

1324
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: It's fun. I think everyone's a DJ deep down.

1325
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 2: It's it's your guys podcast. I don't want to tell

1326
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 2: you how to do it'll sound great.

1327
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: This is our podcast. Everyone's a DJ.

1328
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 5: Okay, never mind, I mean a different one.

1329
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: Please adoubt Sorry we changed it by them.

1330
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 8: Now May I say that that's a question decision, but

1331
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 8: I won't ask.

1332
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: We changed it already another thing already?

1333
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes it now now it's called the hall up. Okay,

1334
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 2: so welcome home.

1335
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 5: I don't know. I feel like I shouldn't be in

1336
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 5: charge of the dollar no matter what.

1337
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: That's right. You just sit back and riff it up.

1338
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 5: Sit there and drink four beers.

1339
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: Now, do an Irish get out you guys?

1340
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1341
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just going to make up some question

1342
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: to ask about the doll up. Do you have one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, when you're not on tour, where do you

1344
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 2: guys do that? Do you just do it at your house?

1345
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 2: Do it at my apartment? Your apartment? Sorry? I thought

1346
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 2: you were a homeowner. I'm not a homeowner.

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01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 5: Okay, h No, I have very little and I don't

1348
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 5: want to talk about it, but I.

1349
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 2: Have an apartment.

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01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 8: I listenedragging in a house, but okay, well that's I

1351
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 8: don't know that's and did you make a studio in there? No?

1352
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 5: Look at this person banging around against window for reason? Yeah.

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01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 6: Uh, she wants out of that like crazy, and.

1354
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 8: She doesn't even know she's doing that.

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01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 2: These these children are like prison bars.

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Speaker 8: You hate your life so much, you're subliminally just pounding

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Speaker 8: a window.

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01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: I never wanted to be a mother.

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01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 2: Anyway, She's just knocking a coffee mug.

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Speaker 8: I we do it in my apartment unless it's the

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Speaker 8: summer and the climate is terrible.

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01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, then we'll go to the All.

1363
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 5: Things Comedy studio. But for the most part we just

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Speaker 5: do it in my apartment.

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01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 2: But do you just do Do you have a zoom,

1366
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 2: you have a recorder, recording device, you can you could

1367
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 2: do it anywhere in a car, for instance. Don't do that?

1368
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, really doing that?

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01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 2: No one likes the sound of it, mainly because I

1370
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 2: can't stop turning these.

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01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 5: Not good sound there's too many drops.

1372
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 6: I feel like, I feel like if we get the

1373
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 6: bp ms right, it doesn't matter what we say, because

1374
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,919
Speaker 6: we just sank her ice people's heart.

1375
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: Bbms are it stands for.

1376
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 6: Beep beeps permittent and it's basically it's you get music

1377
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 6: to simulate the human heart. And then that way all

1378
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 6: the millennials who are on drugs like your music.

1379
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 1: That's what we do it.

1380
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 2: That is well, that's a great idea. It's like, so

1381
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 2: it's like that's grillex guy does with music.

1382
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: It's a bit. It's like brainwashing through the heart.

1383
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 2: Oh I like it.

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01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 5: It's great. Yeah, you'd love it, Chris, especially with the audience.

1385
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 4: Hey, why do you single media?

1386
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 5: It sounds like you're kind of thing.

1387
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, I know you're a big DJ guy.

1388
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, pot this is Kettle. You're black. I don't know.

1389
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 2: I just know you, so I just don't.

1390
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 5: Real quick.

1391
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 2: Right up, I want to finish.

1392
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 5: The I want to finish the sentence.

1393
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 8: Right up here on the right is the loco I

1394
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 8: used to go to every day when I hate And

1395
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 8: for a while they would give you receipts and if

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01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 8: you want to line and filled out a little thing

1397
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 8: with your code, you'd get a dollar off a chicken breast.

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01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 8: And I would do that every day and i'd go there,

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01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 8: and that's for about two years.

1400
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 2: Did they just roll their eyes?

1401
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 8: Oh by the end, I mean they're like, hey, oh,

1402
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 8: that's so funny.

1403
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: You're only eating basically chicken.

1404
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 5: Now you're in your face, you're laughing, and you're horrifying.

1405
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 5: It's hard. I mean it's hard.

1406
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 1: It's hard.

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01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 6: It's hard as someone who's only had it great her

1408
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 6: whole life.

1409
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: That story is incredibly depressive.

1410
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 2: Karen, were in a field of pre cooked organic chicken. Yeah,

1411
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 2: I've had little names and little hats never never.

1412
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 6: One hormone, never a hormone in my life. And any

1413
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 6: chicken that I ever tasted.

1414
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 8: You should go too, though, because they have hormones.

1415
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, and that's great.

1416
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 2: I'd like how they put sugar in their black beans.

1417
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 5: It could their black beans were pudding.

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01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 8: I used to get them, absolutely, get two chicken breast

1419
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 8: and the black beans, and I'd be.

1420
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 2: Like, why am I gaining weight? I'm on a protein dye.

1421
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 5: For God's sake.

1422
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 2: You you will back that up right. They have like

1423
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 2: sweet black beans, and it's so I can't stop it.

1424
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 2: Loco is not a proud sponsor. Do you need a ride?

1425
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, it is not.

1426
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 5: It's too sweet. These means these beans are too sweet.

1427
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: Mean look these beans. And I'm being serious right now.

1428
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: They're too too sweet.

1429
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 6: They're too sweet, too sweet, too sweet, They're just too sweet.

1430
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 2: Curse your dark sugar beans.

1431
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 8: And also here's my receipt.

1432
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 2: I filled out the online application for a dollar.

1433
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: Off could have made chicken. May I have two of.

1434
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 5: Your breasts and some of your sugar beans.

1435
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 2: Is the chicken maid in a Petrie dish?

1436
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: I'll need that receipt to fill out today, sir.

1437
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 2: I'm not a fool. Laugh all you want.

1438
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 5: Back you're out of verday, You're out of day.

1439
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 2: Well that means I do like their saltsa bar.

1440
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, It's been a while since I've been in one,

1441
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 8: but there was definitely a time where I was the

1442
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 8: creep who was like, Hey, I'm sweaty, you neat chicken.

1443
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 2: I used to have a real problem. I'd be at

1444
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 2: the salta bar all day, at the.

1445
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 6: Buying anything, just smoking, just standing there.

1446
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 8: You want to shut he.

1447
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 2: I had want to know next one at the end

1448
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 2: of my street, and you really could just go there

1449
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 2: with a couple of bucks.

1450
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, No, I was very brainwashed by the Yeah,

1451
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 8: is this the most anyone's talked about?

1452
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: And are they really that crazy?

1453
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 2: Though? Price is sure, that's the only thing I know

1454
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 2: that's loco around here, that tortilla guys.

1455
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,360
Speaker 5: Other than that dentist place.

1456
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 8: This is a liquor store that's very shady.

1457
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 5: You guys really soaking up the area.

1458
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 8: Wow, yeah, you're probably saying how do we get to

1459
01:05:58,640 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 8: a spot like this?

1460
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's the answer?

1461
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 8: Birthday parties, spit on poodle tails and tons.

1462
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 1: Of birthday party and what I mean?

1463
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,919
Speaker 2: I want to say some of these things out loud,

1464
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 2: but that's never you know, that's what our podcast used

1465
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 2: to be. We'd just drive around and read signs.

1466
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, I really I was trying to not

1467
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 8: do that too much, but that dentist was a house

1468
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 8: of horse.

1469
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: We had to do it.

1470
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 2: And that looks like a traveling house of children entered

1471
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:25,439
Speaker 2: non leave.

1472
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, the park's finest. That's a great spot.

1473
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 2: This is a terrible area for kids.

1474
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you don't want to have kids here or adults.

1475
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 5: Nobody should be here.

1476
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 2: Every doctor is so scary.

1477
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:42,959
Speaker 8: I went to a dentist called uh Western Dental. Oh yeah,

1478
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 8: above a liquor store on Western.

1479
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 2: And is it a penguin? Do they have?

1480
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 5: It was a penguin.

1481
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 2: It was a penguin.

1482
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 8: There is a penguin dentist.

1483
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 2: Yes, they didn't have a penguin on the sign. No,

1484
01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 2: there's one, okay there.

1485
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,720
Speaker 5: I wanted to to be true so badly. I'm sorry.

1486
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 2: No, it's quite a wrap.

1487
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 5: I just yes, I added into a fifth again.

1488
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 8: But he like he was putting Like I just went

1489
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 8: to the dentist for the first time in like four

1490
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 8: years since I've been there, and they were like, who was.

1491
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 5: This man who did these things to your teeth?

1492
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 8: And I was like, he said he was the best

1493
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 8: as far as liquor store dentist go.

1494
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 5: This guy swore he was the best. What what What.

1495
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 2: Were their main problems with your teeth?

1496
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 8: I'm gonna metally put in my head they had a

1497
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 8: problem with They thought that was a puzzling decision for

1498
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 8: whatever reason, I guess We're not doing that anymore.

1499
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 2: I don't want to sound like a lad ask or anything,

1500
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:40,000
Speaker 2: but I've never had a cavity, never in my life.

1501
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 5: So irrita brush your teeth along.

1502
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 2: No, not really, You're just lucky.

1503
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 5: You're lying no fluorid.

1504
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 2: Remember the switch wash program at packs and elementary? Sorry, anyone,

1505
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 2: anyone I talked to that went to my My elementary

1506
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 2: school does not have a cavity.

1507
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 5: Okay, but sorry, let's back up real quick.

1508
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 8: Well, social sash floor I switch swashed program at packs

1509
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 8: and elementary, So it was basically aimed at getting you

1510
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 8: to use fluoride poisonous one percent floride.

1511
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 2: Everyone go home and vomita. It was we a little

1512
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 2: bit would trickle into your snowman Hill, I'd be notw's

1513
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 2: your stomach?

1514
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 5: Does it have cavity?

1515
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 2: Oh? It bleeds. We got the teeth, but they can't

1516
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:27,000
Speaker 2: stop falling out. But that's not good. Cavity less perfect

1517
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 2: teeth that I have in a jar.

1518
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,000
Speaker 8: And your stomach fell out of you again.

1519
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,799
Speaker 5: Your teeth are unreal, Chris.

1520
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never had a cavity, no cavity. I don't

1521
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 2: have any of my original teeth. They're just perfect and

1522
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 2: in a jar on my mantle.

1523
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 5: That's great.

1524
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,479
Speaker 2: Oh I wish you lived there.

1525
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,880
Speaker 5: I wish I did too. I live at a shittier place.

1526
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is nice, this isn't it. Oh?

1527
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 5: Sorry? Well the map, yeah, well this is it? Then

1528
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,280
Speaker 5: this is where I live. It's all mine.

1529
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm right there.

1530
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 5: Here's fine.

1531
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 2: The name of your street is the name of my

1532
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 2: childhood street.

1533
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 8: Well, don't let people do the research.

1534
01:08:59,439 --> 01:08:59,799
Speaker 1: Chris.

1535
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 8: Well, Chris, if anyone figures out, Chris, mute it.

1536
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1537
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 8: If I get a stabbed by someone who is in Dave,

1538
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 8: so help me.

1539
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 1: God, that's just rude. It would take that away from Dave.

1540
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 8: This is a very fun way to do a podcast,

1541
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 8: right yeah, yeah.

1542
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:18,000
Speaker 1: And come home from a gig.

1543
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, and now I get to smoke pot and play

1544
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,040
Speaker 5: with my cat, so that'll be good too.

1545
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 2: That is good that those are two things I love

1546
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:28,559
Speaker 2: to do. Guys, let's keep the party going on nine.

1547
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,759
Speaker 2: We're at it. We're at a perfect time to stop.

1548
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, thank you for having me. Give me as

1549
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 5: I will be.

1550
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,559
Speaker 8: You know, there's some stuff. Oh, I'll be in August

1551
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 8: twenty sixth.

1552
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 5: I'll be in New York.

1553
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,639
Speaker 8: And I'm not gonna be good at this part.

1554
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 5: I don't have this specific.

1555
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 2: I never get specific.

1556
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 5: I'm not good at this.

1557
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 6: And then listen to the podcast called The Dull Up

1558
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 6: with Garrethronalds and Dave Anthony on All Things Comedy.

1559
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,799
Speaker 8: Yes, and I have another one called Point versus Point

1560
01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 8: that is insane.

1561
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 5: Okay, that's all I'll say.

1562
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,880
Speaker 2: That's great.

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01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:06,400
Speaker 5: You know, I'm excited to get some And what's.

1564
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 2: Your Twitter or handle? Oh, Chris, I just started following

1565
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:11,599
Speaker 2: you on Instagram. Well, here we go, we're getting there.

1566
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,679
Speaker 5: I didn't know I wasn't that happens.

1567
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 8: That does happen I'm at Reynolds garethon uh oh yeah, well,

1568
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 8: because the Welsh guy beat me to the paunch out

1569
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 8: a lot of the social media. I don't know.

1570
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 5: It seems like he watches rugby for a living. As

1571
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,280
Speaker 5: far as I can tell, he watches rugby and.

1572
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:35,760
Speaker 8: Football and uh and basically at this point forwards me tweets.

1573
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,679
Speaker 5: To be the main part of what he does.

1574
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 6: Here you go, buddy, I think this one.

1575
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 2: That's all he does and uh and so go to

1576
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:48,439
Speaker 2: Garrett's Twitter to find out where specifically his shows are.

1577
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 2: What are you doing? We go to Where are you

1578
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 2: doing any live shows?

1579
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 6: I think I've given up stand up comedy talking comedy

1580
01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 6: again for now?

1581
01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 5: Do you really Welsh? You're busy with the with you

1582
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 5: because of work in the podcast, because of work.

1583
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,960
Speaker 6: The podcast and the fact that I just used to

1584
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 6: write those shows.

1585
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1586
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,680
Speaker 2: Where you're going to go on the road again with

1587
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 2: your podcast?

1588
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, We're going to do High Planes Festival in August.

1589
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 2: That's in Denver. Go to Denver, wherever you live.

1590
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 5: And wherever you live, head to head to Denver to Denver.

1591
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 6: I think I have a show with Brian Postain at

1592
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 6: the end of this month. Next on the twenty fifth.

1593
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 6: I believe it's Brian Postain and Friends at Largo.

1594
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 2: Oh, that'll be great logo if you're in Los Angeles.

1595
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:26,960
Speaker 2: It's a great place to go.

1596
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 6: And I think I'm going to do music. Not I

1597
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,600
Speaker 6: think I'm done with talking comedy.

1598
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 5: Again, done with this stand up.

1599
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 1: I can't I just can't be because of Yeah, I

1600
01:11:34,479 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 1: just can't write bits. I just don't believe in myself.

1601
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:38,800
Speaker 1: I don't believe in.

1602
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 2: I like when you write bits, but I also like

1603
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 2: when you do music, and I.

1604
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,439
Speaker 5: Know, thank you for both.

1605
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 2: Are great that you should do that.

1606
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 1: Guys.

1607
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 2: Thanks, I'll be in San Francisco next month sometime whatever. Anyway, Chris,

1608
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 2: are you going to just switch to music?

1609
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm thinking of that. Okay.

1610
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,720
Speaker 2: God, that guy right there, Yeah, try so hard to

1611
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 2: look he's not trying.

1612
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:03,240
Speaker 5: That's the mayor of the city. I live for sure.

1613
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,720
Speaker 6: He had definitely had an Ogilvie home permit. There was

1614
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 6: no question in my mind. That was not a natural curl.

1615
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 2: The your.

1616
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:20,200
Speaker 8: It's not delivery, it's it's a douchebag.

1617
01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 2: Oh you've been listening to do you Need a Ride?

1618
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 5: And I did d Y N A R. That's ilegal

1619
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:34,559
Speaker 5: round here.

1620
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:41,320
Speaker 1: Are leaving? You wanna way back? Either way you want

1621
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:41,799
Speaker 1: to be.

1622
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 3: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you clean. Give us

1623
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:53,320
Speaker 3: time and turning on and Gabe, we want to send

1624
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 3: you up inside.

1625
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 2: You want to welcome you back home.

1626
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,720
Speaker 1: Tell us all about ity scared her?

1627
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:03,679
Speaker 6: Was it fine?

1628
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,320
Speaker 2: Melbourne?

1629
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:25,599
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1630
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1631
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:33,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1632
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,400
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1633
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 5: Do you need.

1634
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris

1635
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 8: H