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Speaker 1: In today's call. Here's the scenario. A guy named Nate

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Speaker 1: is getting married and he wanted us to prank his

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Speaker 1: best man.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love.

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Speaker 1: So he's told this guy there's another friend of his

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Speaker 1: that lives on the opposite coast who's also going to

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Speaker 1: share some of the best man duties and two of

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Speaker 1: them should coordinate. So he's been emailing this Gmail that's

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Speaker 1: not responding because it's not a real person. The groom

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Speaker 1: made up this whole thing just to set him up

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Speaker 1: for today's phone tap, and we really put him on

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Speaker 1: the spot.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is Paul.

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Speaker 4: Uh Yeah, hey me. My name's Keith. Look, I know

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Speaker 4: we haven't met. I'm Nate's best man and I'm supposed

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Speaker 4: to call you about setting up his bachelor party. Yeah man,

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Speaker 4: yeah yeah, hold on, Look dude, I'm in some serious

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Speaker 4: shit right now and.

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Speaker 2: I need your help.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Look, my wife she thinks I'm messing around on her,

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Speaker 4: and I think she's either like track my car or

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Speaker 4: my phone or something. But I just saw her pull

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Speaker 4: up right now outside and I am I'm screwed.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're like.

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Speaker 1: What's she talking about I'm at.

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Speaker 4: A massage parlor, you know, like not one of those

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Speaker 4: credited ones, you know, like a freaking massage parlor.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 4: You know I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you understand how serious this is. This

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Speaker 2: is my third strike with her. She's gonna be pissed.

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Speaker 2: I need you to vouch for.

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Speaker 4: Me, please, Like, what can I do, dude?

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Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm on the phone with you.

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Speaker 4: I told her that I was meeting up with an

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Speaker 4: old college friend from Australia.

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Speaker 2: His name is Jack.

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Speaker 4: When she comes in here, I need you.

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Speaker 2: To be Jack.

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Speaker 3: I can't do it in Australian acting.

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Speaker 2: Please. She's walking in the door.

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Speaker 3: Ge Okay, okay, what are you doing? Hey, babe, don't

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Speaker 3: babe me.

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Speaker 1: Don't put on the phone man in this.

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Speaker 2: Disgusting massage parlor. Oh god, honey, I was pranked? What

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Speaker 2: Jack friend?

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Speaker 3: Me?

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Speaker 2: What you have my Australian friend? He gave me the

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Speaker 2: wrong address and he set me up and I don't

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Speaker 2: even know where I am. You think I'm talking about you? Seriously,

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Speaker 2: I'm on the phone with them right now.

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Speaker 4: Jack me Jack, Dude, you got me so much trouble man.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Jack, is this Jack?

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Speaker 2: How do you know my husband.

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Speaker 1: From college?

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Speaker 2: From Colige?

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Speaker 1: Oh buddy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh great?

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Speaker 3: And what college did you go to?

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Speaker 2: Jack?

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Speaker 1: Like you mean down down to see?

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Speaker 4: I told you I studied abroad in Australia that one semester.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you sound real desperate right now, Jack. This isn't

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Speaker 3: the first time I've caught Keith his pants down, if

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Okay, this was based.

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Speaker 2: My pants aren't down though, I'm just.

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Speaker 3: Okay lot, Keith just shut it, okay, sorry. Two other times,

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Speaker 3: one time with my cousin. Do you know how that

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Speaker 3: makes me feel?

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Speaker 1: You don't know what to say about that one?

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, now you're speechless. Now you're a speechless Australian.

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Speaker 3: I've never met one of those.

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Speaker 1: Jack joking Ryan, huh huh.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even understand what you said.

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Speaker 3: What you are saying doesn't even speak as you seen that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we always joked around, Coach. He jokes around by sleeping around.

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Speaker 2: You're a prankster. Wow, funny, that's Jack. If I ever remember,

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Speaker 2: Jack's me.

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Speaker 3: So you're expecting me to believe that you just pranked

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Speaker 3: my husband and sent him to one of these filthy

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Speaker 3: massage Parlors.

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Speaker 4: I thought it would be funny.

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Speaker 1: By funny.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there's nothing funny about this place. It's dark.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's CD. It won't be doing that again.

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Speaker 2: What was that?

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Speaker 4: Hey, it won't be doing that again.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're starting to ound a little irish.

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Speaker 1: I did have a few drinks this morning, and every

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Speaker 1: time I drink, I send a bit.

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Speaker 2: It's funny is and now you see where we're friends.

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Speaker 2: Let let's babe, let's get out of here. You and me,

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Speaker 2: let's go, let's go home.

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Speaker 3: Did you say something else in that accent? Though?

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Speaker 2: Come on, honey, he's already done enough. Let's let's leave

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Speaker 2: him alone, like, you know, just maybe something hot. Honestly,

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Speaker 2: it's bed.

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Speaker 3: In the Hame scene which you need to kick up

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Speaker 3: the baks like okay, I don't know what the hell

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Speaker 3: that means. Go like auld go somewhere, go where we

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Speaker 3: said when you went prank, you know, having to go. Oh, well,

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Speaker 3: that's perfect because we're having to go with you, as

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Speaker 3: in this is a go because it's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: We're doing a prank phone call on you. It's Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh god yeah, okay, you can.

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Speaker 2: Drop the accent now. Bro so mad, it was so mad,

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Speaker 2: put me on the spot.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I remember even thinking I know how to

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Speaker 3: do it Australian accent.

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Speaker 4: But you had my back though, and you were a

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Speaker 4: great I can see why you're the best man.

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Speaker 2: You're amazing.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,