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Speaker 1: You can live without taste and touch. They're bullshit ones.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, fear. It's I can live without smell. Smell, smell, smell.

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Speaker 1: I would prefer to not have smell. If I work

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Speaker 3: Welcome, Jim Jeffries, Thank you. You're so welcome. I'm a

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Speaker 3: little intimidated because you're like an actual talented human.

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Speaker 1: Oh, comedian, that's that's hardly.

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Speaker 2: That's the hardest. I feel like that's the hardest profession.

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Speaker 1: That's what they say, that's what they say. But this

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Speaker 1: hearted job, surely.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm impressed. You've got an impressive resume. I

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Speaker 3: love your stand up.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Your your ship on Netflix is absolutely fantastic. And I

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Speaker 3: don't want to say that, like I know good comedy,

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Speaker 3: but like I know, fucking good comedy. Not everybody is

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Speaker 3: for me. You're for me. I love this you brought.

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Speaker 3: Your stunning wife is beautiful.

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Speaker 1: She all the jokes are made about her. She gets

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Speaker 3: I mean, I always there's so much I want to

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm so fucking funny. Okay. So you have

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Speaker 3: your stand ups that you do. You you're a writer,

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Speaker 3: you have or how to sitcom on FX Legit, and

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Speaker 1: Snake is my first American game show that I've hosted,

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Speaker 3: Was okay, So this isn't like your first your first

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Speaker 1: It's my first sort of reality show hosting thing like

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Speaker 2: It's like a little fear factor in it.

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Speaker 1: There's a little fear factor, there's a little big brother,

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Speaker 1: there's a little surviveor the secret source of the snake,

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Speaker 1: third one. The third one's ace right. But the big

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Speaker 4: it because like Traders, you were persuaded by people to

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Speaker 2: He's going to shaw himself into prison.

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Speaker 3: No, but that's genius. You would save so much money

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Speaker 1: For the most part, people who come and see comedy,

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Speaker 4: Right, well, yeah, there's emotion behind your joke is too

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Speaker 4: that you're not gonna see in a read. Infliction the

436
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Speaker 4: voice of everything.

437
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Speaker 3: And there are times where I'll do, like something as

438
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Speaker 3: simple as an Instagram story and I'll say fuck like

439
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Speaker 3: seventeen times. If I do just like a black screen

440
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Speaker 3: and write I do like a little asterisk or an

441
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Speaker 3: emoji where the you is, I'm like, because when you

442
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Speaker 3: see the word fuck, it just that's funny becomes more.

443
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Speaker 1: Because I'm in the process of doing my biography at

444
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Speaker 1: the moment, I have a writer working with me. It's

445
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Speaker 1: literally become like therapy. I lay on the couch and

446
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Speaker 1: I chucked the four and then I and then I

447
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 1: start talking about me life and I'm going all the

448
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Speaker 1: way through my children and my childhood and stuff like that.

449
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Speaker 1: And I was talking about me mum, and then I

450
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,919
Speaker 1: was reading it back because then after he writes it,

451
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Speaker 1: I read it back and I edit and make it

452
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Speaker 1: sure it sounds right my voice. But he does it

453
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Speaker 1: as I've been saying it and it's just like this,

454
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Speaker 1: And then my fucking mum came over and she was

455
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Speaker 1: fucking pissed off with me for some fucking reason, now

456
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Speaker 1: me saying it, But then you read. And then my

457
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Speaker 1: fucking mother came over and she was fucking upset about

458
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Speaker 1: fucking and I was like, take all the fuckings out,

459
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Speaker 1: take all the fuckings out right, I'll do them in

460
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Speaker 1: the audio book.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we're going to be following along week. Something's different

462
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Speaker 3: here the.

463
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Speaker 1: Audio version that one follows on. If you're listening to

464
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Speaker 1: the audio version, you like me, you've read about two

465
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Speaker 1: books in your life. Like my wife always comes to

466
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Speaker 1: me and goes, have you ever read the book? I go,

467
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Speaker 1: is it Chris Farley or Chevy Chase's biography? Because if

468
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Speaker 1: it's not, then I haven't read it cently.

469
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Speaker 3: Only read two books, and.

470
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Speaker 1: It was the Chris Farley Show, which was with him,

471
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Speaker 1: was his passages from like David Spade and Chris Rock

472
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Speaker 1: and a Thur stuff, Wrinning Man. And I read the

473
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Speaker 1: biography of Chevy Chase and that's and part from that.

474
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Speaker 1: I listened to all your books. I watched a lot

475
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Speaker 1: of documentaries. But anyway, so my for my audiobook I

476
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Speaker 1: hate reading and I hate reading it loud. I'm really dyslexic,

477
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Speaker 1: and I it's my biggest fear in school right. And

478
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Speaker 1: when they were reading around the class and they do

479
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Speaker 1: paragraph paragraphgraph.

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Speaker 4: When that ship would happen, I would count out the

481
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Speaker 4: kids and then read my paragraph. So I kind of

482
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Speaker 4: like just had to memorized. And when I read, I

483
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Speaker 4: don't retain ship because I'm like.

484
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Speaker 1: Doesn't come in. I can read, but it doesn't come in.

485
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Speaker 3: That must be like people, do you have.

486
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Speaker 1: They said I did, but I don't know. I've got dyslexia,

487
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Speaker 1: and they say.

488
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Speaker 3: I'm mildly on the creative mind.

489
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Speaker 1: We've all got Look. Look look I had the park

490
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Speaker 1: in a regular spot. Okay, That's where I'm at life.

491
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Speaker 3: I like that. By the way, though, school is now

492
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Speaker 3: my AA meeting where I go to this meeting and

493
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Speaker 3: they have you read the book.

494
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Speaker 1: I'm like, you have to read it for the kids.

495
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Speaker 3: We have to read it in the in the meeting

496
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Speaker 3: with other alcoholics.

497
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Speaker 1: Oh yes, sEH, I've done that. Yes, that's a lot

498
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Speaker 1: of fun.

499
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Speaker 3: And people are like, you have to read, you have

500
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Speaker 3: to be of service. I'm like, in another way, this.

501
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Speaker 2: Seventh tradition they always give me that one.

502
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Speaker 1: AA wasn't for me, I understand, it's for a lot

503
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Speaker 1: of other people. I don't like to think about alcohol,

504
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: and now that I've left it behind me, I don't

505
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Speaker 1: want to revisit it. But I mindful, but I know

506
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Speaker 1: it works for different people.

507
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Speaker 3: There's no judgment here.

508
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Speaker 1: By the yeah, I found going to that actually made

509
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Speaker 1: me depressed all the time because I kept on. But

510
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Speaker 1: for other people they like And also I went to

511
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Speaker 1: AA with a group of famous comedians. Oh right, fuck

512
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: if those kinds don't enjoy sharing. These meetings were going

513
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Speaker 1: for three hours. There was people there who were like,

514
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Speaker 1: I haven't had a drink in twenty five years. And

515
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Speaker 1: I walked past the bar the other day and I

516
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: thought to myself, should I? But then I resisted, and

517
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Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I want to hear about the guy

518
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Speaker 1: who hasn't had a drink in twenty four hours. You

519
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Speaker 1: want a new comer, I need your twenty four years man.

520
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Speaker 1: The longer the sob by the short of the chat.

521
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Speaker 2: I know is a three minutes you get one.

522
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 3: It's a meeting you guys put together. So there's no cap.

523
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 2: Like literally, oh that would be my help.

524
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Speaker 3: No, it's like this.

525
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: Should be an they should be an egg, like suarian.

526
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Speaker 3: What is a normal meeting.

527
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Speaker 2: That's a normal meeting talking.

528
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Speaker 3: The timer will go off and so I'm like, all right,

529
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Speaker 3: next share, it's like, oh, I feel so bad, like

530
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Speaker 3: you're getting cut off.

531
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Speaker 2: Like they'll hear it and they'll go and I'll just

532
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Speaker 2: end with this thank you.

533
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 3: It's a lot. So do you consider yourself sober?

534
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: Well? I am in marijuana, okay, I like edibles.

535
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 3: Okay, you're an edible.

536
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: I call myself high and dry. A lot of people

537
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Speaker 1: called California sayer high.

538
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 3: And dry, so much better, like high and dry, way

539
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,679
Speaker 3: better because that's actually representation of what it is.

540
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Speaker 1: And a lot of people have told me that I've

541
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Speaker 1: left them that as well, so.

542
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Speaker 3: You know it's not no, but that should be the

543
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Speaker 3: new name of it, because saying California is sober sober,

544
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Speaker 3: you're not sober sober means that you don't participate in

545
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Speaker 3: any substance that's going to take you out of your reality.

546
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Speaker 3: So high and dry is ingenius and r.

547
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Speaker 2: Are you edible during the day kind of guy or

548
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: just a nighttime?

549
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Speaker 1: I'm an evening okay, okay with my family. I'm a

550
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Speaker 1: sort of evening to bed.

551
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Speaker 3: Okay.

552
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: But if you if you see me on any delta fly,

553
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Speaker 1: I'm off my tits. I'm high. I'm high before I

554
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: got on the plane you're flying. If I'm in an airplane,

555
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm just watching the same episode of the Office over

556
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: and over again.

557
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 2: You took off before you took off.

558
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Speaker 3: Is this because you have a fear of flying or

559
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 3: you're like, I just can't deal.

560
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: No, I just fly all the time. I just try

561
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 1: to make it more enjoyable for myself and so so

562
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Speaker 1: I get high on flights. Although it depends what country

563
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Speaker 1: you're going to, you know, But I said the flights domestic, domestic,

564
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: and only out of l A, not the other way.

565
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: Don't even check.

566
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Speaker 3: Someone's talking to you.

567
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: I got to know my sering. You know, not how

568
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: to be hot flights.

569
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Speaker 2: I've checked four flights.

570
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Speaker 3: I've checked four flights. You cannot be high on any

571
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Speaker 3: of them.

572
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Speaker 1: I don't take any other drugs, no nothing else, no

573
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: no alcohol, no nothing in weeds. Just my thing.

574
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 3: Did you like drugs back in the day?

575
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: I did. I quit them before I quit alcohol, and

576
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: then I quit cigarettes after.

577
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Speaker 3: Do you vab.

578
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: I do not. I vaped after cigarettes, but I don't anything.

579
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: Now, Wow, how did you kick the VP?

580
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: I was in Europe and doing a tour and I

581
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: can't remember what country I was in. I want to

582
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: say Austria for some reason. But I was in Europe,

583
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: a different country each a couple of days, you know,

584
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: doing shows. And that was how I was still getting

585
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: nicotine because I hadn't smoked in the whole time. I

586
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: didn't want to go back to cigarettes. And then I moved.

587
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: I was in a country that had no nicotine vapes.

588
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: They only just had favored vapes, but they were the

589
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: same brand as the ones that I was buying across Europe. Okay,

590
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: so I bought like five vape free nicotine free ones

591
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: and I had one nicotine one in the mix and

592
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: I mixed them up and then I kept on doing this,

593
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: and then I thought, I have to be out of

594
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: nicotine now, right. Nicotine has to have left my system

595
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: because I've been doing this now for four weeks. I've

596
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: been smoking the nickedteine free vaps and so I was

597
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: just addicted to that then and then I ended. And

598
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: the biggest secret I will give to anyone whoever wants

599
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: to give up cigarettes or vaping or anything like that

600
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: is and this is from the Alan Carr book How

601
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: to Stop Smoking. This is quite a famous book. You

602
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: have to stop looking at other people smoking and vaping

603
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: with envy, right, okay, because that's what I did every time.

604
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: I used to quit for three months and then see

605
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: someone smoking and someone to go, I'm going up a

606
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: cigarette you want because there's always people. You can never

607
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: get a free cigarette of someone when you're a smoker,

608
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: when you've given up, everyone's like sure, because they want

609
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: to bring your dawn. They do. They want, whether it's

610
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: subconscious or whatever, they feel bad about themselves and smoking,

611
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: so they want more people into the pack. So they

612
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: try to drag you down. And so I always used

613
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: to see people and then eventually they go, why don't

614
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: you buy your own pack? After your above like five

615
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: of the things, right? And then and then you're back

616
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: in right right. So I used to look at people

617
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: who were smoking. I wish I could, And now I

618
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: look at them like they're slaves, Like they're still a

619
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: slave to nicotine. I pity people who smoke. If I

620
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: see someone standing outside like a Now, the funny thing

621
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: is I had to make a couple of cigarettes in school,

622
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: and I thought that my smoking kicked off when I

623
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: was living in England when they banned smoking indoors. Right now,

624
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: I was smoking a little bit, but okay, so then

625
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: you would have to move outside. Now I think that

626
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: it's always raining. They give you a little awning, right,

627
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: a little roped off.

628
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 2: Bit just for you to go out.

629
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: And pretty girls don't pay for cigarettes. Not they for

630
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: a lot of the time. Can I have a cigarette?

631
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: Of course? Can I have a light? Of course? Now

632
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: you're under a little awning with a girl. If I

633
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: go inside out of his ship, my personality can't coming

634
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: to play. They have there's an hilarious man in the

635
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: rain smoking.

636
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it's like a movie love story.

637
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: I never would have had sex without smoking. No, No,

638
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: you wouldn't always remember. I'd hate to kiss someone you know,

639
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: would be looking out an ASTRAI I wouldn't kiss someone

640
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: who had a cigarette.

641
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 3: They did, They did because they asked me for a cigarette. No,

642
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 3: it's an epic conversation.

643
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: Starter epic conversations.

644
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 4: The hard thing with the babe is that you know whatever,

645
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 4: And I never want anybody to.

646
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: And so I could keep them on the vape. I

647
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: used to paint a cold store on that's brilliant.

648
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 3: I was like, really, what.

649
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: A great No one want to hit anything that I

650
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: only landed with my wife. You just stay.

651
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, hold on, this is a really

652
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 2: good idea. Want anybody there.

653
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 3: When I moved to l A and I was a

654
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 3: heavy drinker as well, but I would buy swish or sweets,

655
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 3: not roll a spliff, smoke them the way they were,

656
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 3: and they don't have like right, but they are only

657
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 3: like most people.

658
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 4: It's a swish or sweet tobacco. They got grape flavor.

659
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: All of the people buy them, and then you like

660
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 3: backwoods pretty much cut it open and you roll a

661
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 3: blunt like a spliff, right, little tobacco, little weed. I

662
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 3: would just smoke them as they were and walk around

663
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 3: I'm sure with like tobacco stuck in my teeth. It

664
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Speaker 3: was not good.

665
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,719
Speaker 1: A lot of people that rallies in Britain. I always

666
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: liked the people who did rallies because it felt like

667
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: their cigarette. And they always say, anyone who's doing this

668
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: anybody guys? Yeah, For some reason I take their advice

669
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: because I can't do what the problem with you is

670
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: you're just not giving yourself enough time to think. Maybe

671
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't know why. I think this person's

672
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: a siaged wise because you can roll a cigarette.

673
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 3: I would listen to Wis Kalifa any day of the

674
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 3: week his advice.

675
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 2: Yes, I was taking because he was always giving it

676
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 2: to me.

677
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 3: Doing that, Yeah, totally. And there's something about like, I'm

678
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 3: sure you have mad wisdom when you're on your edibles

679
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 3: on a delta flight, like you've solved all the world's

680
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 3: all right.

681
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: See this is this is the plight of the good

682
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 1: looking female. Right, Okay, okay, you think other people are

683
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: talking on planes. No, No, the rest of us are

684
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: just sitting down. When you get on a plane, the

685
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: person next to you asked how you die?

686
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: Is, oh, my flight's ruined.

687
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: No one's ever asked me anything. I've never do you

688
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: when you.

689
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 2: Plan, no, I don't talk to anybody.

690
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 4: And when that person is like god, if this is

691
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 4: the flight, I will put air pods in and not

692
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 4: play music.

693
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 2: Just because I'm like hopefully they think.

694
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: No one's trying to talk to you.

695
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 4: But when i'm I become a talker and the women

696
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 4: love to chat on a part.

697
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: Talk to you s No, I'm talking about functional members

698
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: of society. No one talks important people who we don't

699
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 1: have to get rid.

700
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 3: Of the amount of friends my sixty four year old

701
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: mother has met on a plane. I met the nicest

702
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 3: man on the plane. I'm like, who who the talk?

703
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 4: A plane is the quiet game until we touch down.

704
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 2: No one say a fucking word.

705
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 3: I'm pissed off because now I have my virgo starts

706
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 3: going insane of I've got to remove the overhead.

707
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: Is that stat sign or like you mean, like vertigo virgo?

708
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 3: What's your star sign?

709
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: Uh? Aquarius?

710
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 3: My day. We don't believe in God, so why would

711
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 3: you believe in the stars that he created?

712
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: I believe in the God from the other solid system

713
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 1: that created it, not what Hey, I don't I don't

714
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: believe there's I don't believe that there's there's trillions of stars.

715
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: There's more stars than in a beach of sand, is

716
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: grains of sand or whatever. There's more. There's more solar

717
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: systems than that, and that God created all of those

718
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: and he found the time to as a tourist visitors

719
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: two thousand years ago. Is he just doing a lap

720
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: around the universe? Was the next one I'm off to Mars.

721
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: Is it the same bloke, or is Jesus going everywhere?

722
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: I know he visited Utah?

723
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 3: Or if I were a Mormon, I guess I would

724
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 3: tell you to put your questions on the shelf and.

725
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: I'd get back to stripping, come back to trail, get

726
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: back to go back to more men, and get on it.

727
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: Were you raised religious?

728
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: My mother what said she was religious, but we didn't

729
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: go to church. My father's an atheist, but I never

730
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: really asked my dad about it until until ten years ago.

731
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: I never thought to ask him because he never talked

732
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: about it. My grandfather was religious. My mother liked to

733
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: have a guys of We watched a lot of Cecil

734
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: b de Mill movies.

735
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 3: What is that?

736
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: They're the old Biblical the Ten Commandments with ben hur

737
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: the Ten Commandments with the Charlton Heston type of things.

738
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: Those type of movies. We used to rock out. So

739
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: that was my religious upbringing, was watching it. And I

740
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: used to watch those those plaster scene Christmas movies like

741
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: the Drama Boy. Oh yeah, I knew what was going

742
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: on there. I've seen the Life of Brian. I know

743
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: all about the life of You've never seen the Life

744
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: of Brian.

745
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 3: No but Brian the Dog on Family Guys Etheists.

746
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna I'm going to get the Life of

747
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: Brian is. Whenever in the UK they did the top

748
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: one hundred comedies of all time, it always comes number one.

749
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: It's Monty Python's finest work. Okay, and it is work.

750
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: It is worth sitting down and watching.

751
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 3: All right, done.

752
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: I think it's on Netflix. I think, like last time

753
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: I watched it on Netflix, but it would be very

754
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: easy to fine. It's a hugely famoused. Now my wife's

755
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: noting on because I just made her and my twelve

756
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: year old watch it, okay, and they both liked it

757
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: so good. Yes, So I put off watching it my

758
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: whole like childhood in England because I've had no interest,

759
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: and you made me watch it like a year or

760
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: two ago.

761
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 3: Incredible, Okay, Okay, we have to watch what I'm watching tonight.

762
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:28,399
Speaker 1: It's the basic story is it's a bloke whose life

763
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: runs parallel to Jesus right in the same era at

764
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: the same time, and we could have all worshiped him whatever. Yeah,

765
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: but it's it's it's you know, Eric God or John Clees,

766
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: not Pale.

767
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: It's it's it's it's great done.

768
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 3: I'm watching it tonight.

769
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, tell me this.

770
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 3: You're older.

771
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: You're meant to be watching the Snake tonight though, so you.

772
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 2: Must not know us.

773
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 3: It goes to bed at five. You've got all the

774
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: hours in the world to revenge.

775
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: Hold your child. Child.

776
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 3: I have a four year old dughter named Ocean and

777
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 3: an almost ten month old named Sosa. I say, goes

778
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 3: to bed at five, So goes to bed at five?

779
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: When is ice gotta be?

780
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: Ocean rocks it like a champ.

781
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you going to get late. These idiots who are like, oh,

782
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: it's all right for you. My child wakes me up

783
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: at six am every morning those decades. You're here's you

784
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: put him to bed at fucking seven? What did you

785
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: think was going to happen?

786
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, nine o'clock.

787
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: What did you think You think it was gonna sleep

788
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: for fourteen fucking hours? You get eleven hours out of

789
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: the bastard. That's it.

790
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 3: I hear this. Let me tell you. On school nights,

791
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 3: we have a routine. When it's not school, I'm teaching her.

792
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 3: You don't have school, you can watch a show, you

793
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 3: can play in your playroom, and I just let her

794
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 3: kind of be the one that's like, I feel tired.

795
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 3: I want to go to bed now. A lot of

796
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 3: people are gonna be like, you need routine.

797
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: We do.

798
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 3: We got routine. But when you have an infant who

799
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 3: goes to bed at five and sleeps until she rocks

800
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 3: it until seven am, it gives me a lot of

801
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 3: time to watch all the shows that you recommend. Yeah,

802
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: so I will be watching The Snake, I will be

803
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 3: watching Life of Brian.

804
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: You have a great night ahead of you. I'm jealous.

805
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: That's a good night. That's great Episode three of The

806
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: Snake in the Life of Brian Winner.

807
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 3: You know, do you give you? I was wondering, do

808
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 3: you hearst mates.

809
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 1: And really have a good talk.

810
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 3: I was just thinking for dinners is all, you know,

811
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 3: that's all we do. Do you cook?

812
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: I do cook, but a limited amount of things. But

813
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: the things I do cook are good.

814
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's good.

815
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 2: I'd rather have you're like my mother. She doesn't cook

816
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 2: a lot, but like what she cooks is oh.

817
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I make hamburgers on the barbecue very good. And

818
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: you know, I don't buy frozen patties or anything. I

819
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: make the patties and go all the things. I make

820
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: really good meat balls, Okay, say my spaghetti. Your meat

821
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: balls are pretty good.

822
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 3: Love it?

823
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: And that's everything.

824
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 3: Hey, that's all you need.

825
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: I can cook others when I did by myself. I

826
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: used to cook all, but the wife takes over the cooking.

827
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm impressed.

828
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: Is she watching who? She's very good cook? I didn't know.

829
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: I was waiting to see she's turned that way.

830
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 3: No, she's here. Impressed.

831
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: My stand up comedy has gotten to I am like

832
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: a nineteen fifties cabaret actors like, Ah, my wife don't

833
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: even mention my mother in law? My mother and is

834
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: a very nice lady. She's actually staying with us, right.

835
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 2: How funny is the best of full house.

836
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: She's a big fan of yours. She was over excited.

837
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 3: Oh you should have brought her.

838
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: I would have been. She's taking care of the kids.

839
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: A letter, y Why didn't you let her so much?

840
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 3: My mom? We love her? I love her mom. I

841
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 3: packed my mom on like a like. Literally, I am

842
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: Paris Hilton. My mother is tinker Bell. That's how we roll. No,

843
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 3: I love herm mom. I want to know about the snake.

844
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 3: Do they have an earwig in they did they did.

845
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes I'd walk out for the game. That's there's

846
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: no teleprompts in the Argentinian jungle, right, Yeah, so you

847
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: walk out that you're standing in a field, there's all

848
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: these crates around you. Welcome to the snake. This is

849
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: the And then like you know, to begin with as well,

850
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: when you turn to someone you have to go so

851
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: and then you hear Derek Derek like as you get it,

852
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: as you go along, you get to know him a

853
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: lot better and all that type of stuff. Right, But

854
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: also for there's certain things like in saving ceremonies, there's

855
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: there's something that comes up now where I ask a

856
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: question to someone, just something basic, like you seem alarmed

857
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 1: by the whole thing? Do you feel portrayed or something

858
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: like that. Well, I don't know. I haven't been in

859
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: the house. I haven't seen on the footage. I've just

860
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: showed up for the saving ceremony. So I'm I'm watching

861
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: the show back now right going, Oh my god, that's

862
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 1: why I am so angry with it. I love watching

863
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: the show. I'm obsessed and so so, yeah, I do

864
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: have an earwig that goes in there, and uh, Sally

865
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: Anne is the person talking to me. Sally Anne is

866
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: a reality TV got. She she created Jersey Shore. Oh

867
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: when she tells you something, she'll be listening to this

868
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: podcast as well.

869
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 3: Good. I hope she does. I feel like honored if

870
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 3: she listens to this. Yeah, give her a wave on YouTube.

871
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 3: That's Jersey Shore was like before you even realized how

872
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 3: like you didn't. You couldn't produce a scene because these

873
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 3: people were so authentically chaotic that you had to just

874
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 3: you had to put cameras in every room to catch

875
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: every it was. The casting was fantastic off the hook,

876
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 3: and you just like when they're out at these bars,

877
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 3: they were like feral cats. You can produce a fucking

878
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 3: scene like where I come from. It's like, hey, we're

879
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 3: gonna get you and Brittany to sit right here, and

880
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 3: they like roped it off. It's it's like a whole thing, right.

881
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 3: Jersey Shore is a chef's kiss. I pray to god

882
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 3: she listens to this episode. I would be so honored to.

883
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: She already texted me on the way over here to

884
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: ask me how went, and I said, I'm going to

885
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: do it right now.

886
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 3: And what are you going to tell her?

887
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: She'll watch it?

888
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 2: Do you how do you feel.

889
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: I'll tell her I said I wouldn't talk to her

890
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 1: on a plane.

891
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 3: I'm honored by the way. Where's your next stand up

892
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 3: going to be?

893
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: I'm flying to fuck This is how I find out

894
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: where I am in the world. Jim Jefferies dot com. Serious, Yeah,

895
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: I'm going someone else tops it up for me. If

896
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: you look at this, you'll know where you're going to be. Yeah,

897
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: I know, okay, because I'm going to do Hawaii in

898
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: the summer because I always find Hawaii. I was just

899
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: out of the blue find Hawaiian gigs to do in summer. Azing, so,

900
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: and then I am going to be in Maui at

901
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 1: the Castle Theater on July twenty fifth and July twenty sixth,

902
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: I will be in Honolulu, and then my next gig

903
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: that is Lisbon, Portugal, and I go all across Europe

904
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 1: for like two three months.

905
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 3: That is really incredible.

906
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's before Netflix specials you. I was

907
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: one of the few international comics and when we say

908
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: international comics that I could play Australia, UK and America.

909
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: And that's because I put the time into all three

910
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: of those continents, okay, And I put the time, and

911
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: I kept on going back and doing gigs and doing

912
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: gigs and doing gigs. But if you had an HBO special,

913
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: it was still only watched in America, and then they

914
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: might sell it on to another country or whatever. You

915
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: have a Netflix special, bang especially so now I too.

916
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: I just did Japan. I've got you know, I've got gigs.

917
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 3: In I watch hacks. Yeah, I don't know if you

918
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 3: watch hack.

919
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: I don't like watching people acting stand up. I heard

920
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: it's very good.

921
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,919
Speaker 3: It's very that would I understand why that would be hard.

922
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 3: But she goes to the Philippines or something. I'm blinking,

923
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 3: and she's delivering her stand up. But there's a and

924
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 3: I'm blinking on what that's called translator? A translator? How

925
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 3: what is that like? When you perform in a place

926
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 3: where you don't speak their language.

927
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: Well, because they've come to see you, they've seen you

928
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: on Netflix. These are the people who.

929
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 3: Do speak Okay, so you can't actually cut that out.

930
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: Well, I speak multiple languages.

931
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,919
Speaker 3: Because he reads a lot of books. Subtitle I've got

932
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 3: a show.

933
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: I've got a charity gig coming. Tell me you think

934
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: this is funny because I've got a charity gig coming up.

935
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: Will Smith from the Dodgers has a charity thing where

936
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: he has stand up and I'm doing the gig, right,

937
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: so the Dodgers, yeah, we love it. So the Dodgers

938
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: are going to be there, right, And they said it

939
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: last year's show, Mookie Bets, Freddie Freeman, all these different people,

940
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: all that, and then I was like, you want to

941
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: meet show how your Tarny of course and Yamamoto. But

942
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 1: it turns out they're stuck up and I don't want

943
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: to go to English speaking comedy because they're full of

944
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 1: themselves right now because the course they don't speak English

945
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,959
Speaker 1: good enough. So this I'm thinking of opening the show.

946
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to ruin my opening now. In the week

947
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: coming up to the show, I'm going to learn a

948
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: joke in Japanese already SOLDI, and then I'm going to

949
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: get up and go hit it. I can't do that, right,

950
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: but that's that's the gist of Japanese. That was a

951
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: Japanese that my wife's shaking her head, very racist because

952
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: she enjoyed it anyway, So I'll go do it. And

953
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: then I go, that was a waste of a fucking time.

954
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: I didn't show up fucking where's Yamamoto when your fucking needing?

955
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: Because many many years ago, many years ago, I had

956
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: a corporate I did a Christmas function. I was living

957
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: in Manchester, England this twenty years ago and I did

958
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: a corporate function for Manchester United at that stage, the largest,

959
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: the most pop of the sports team in the world, Manchester.

960
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: You know this has had Wayne Rooney, is the strike

961
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: of Rude van Nistelroy and all like real classic players.

962
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: And I got up and I was like, I finished

963
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: the gig. And my dad is never that excited by

964
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: different gigs do He's been seeing me do this since

965
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: I was seventeen. And I said, Dad, I'm going to

966
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: play Manchester United. My father's a big football fan and

967
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: my dad's never run. It brings me up all the

968
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 1: time now because my mother's dead, right But like before

969
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: my mother died, he never rang me up. The phone

970
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: would get pasted to him. I'd speak to For the

971
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: last ten years of my mother's life, I didn't know

972
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: my dad could talk. Every time, every time my father

973
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: went to talk, my mother would go, shut up, Gary,

974
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: you're an idiot. I used to defend him and go

975
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: let him talk. What do you talk to him like that.

976
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: Why would you get into him? Anyway? My mom was

977
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: dead for about three days before me and my brother's

978
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: got together and went mum was doing some good work

979
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: because my dad's opinions of what my son calls windows

980
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: up opinions anyway, So what was I talking about doing?

981
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: Manchester United? Him? Right? So I was doing Manchester United?

982
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 3: And I.

983
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: Went on stage and half the team just fucking was

984
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: ignoring me, just like like I had a few of

985
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 1: the lads laughing, and half the team. I couldn't get

986
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: anything out of him. And then I went and sat

987
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: out afterwards and they fed me a meal in like

988
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: the little alleyway thing like I wasn't to eat with

989
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: the rest of the people sitting like on a milk

990
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: crate a meal, and my dad wrings me up and

991
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: he goes, how was it? And I went it was

992
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: all right, I said. Rooney thought I was funny, and

993
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: Gigs thought I was all right. But Louis Vasa and

994
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: this door now, and then he goes, they don't speak English,

995
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, they're all friendship people and

996
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: all type of stuff. There was a language barrier they

997
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:55,439
Speaker 1: weren't getting through.

998
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 2: Help a light of them. That's to sit there looking back.

999
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: Wow, it's all right. You don't speak fucking English, but

1000
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,720
Speaker 1: don't throw tomatoes. Don't be a cun about it right before.

1001
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 3: I really, I don't think.

1002
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: I can't say the sword on your podcast?

1003
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 3: Can I see your next Tuesday word?

1004
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 2: I love that word, We love that word.

1005
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 1: Oh, but your audience might be.

1006
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 3: Some days they wake I'm really excited, and some days

1007
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: they wake up not that excited. But that's okay, that's life. No,

1008
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 3: I'm fine with it.

1009
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: I don't say it on the Snake.

1010
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 2: That's why I was watching.

1011
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: If you're watching this podcast and you find me annoying,

1012
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: don't worry. I'm hardly in the show. You can enjoy

1013
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: it without me. I'm just passing through the show. They

1014
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: didn't even put me on the billboard. They put it

1015
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: I got all your shows on a Times Square. Fucking brilliant.

1016
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: There's a picture of a priest, and only just the

1017
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: two of them that it was the priest, the only

1018
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: fans of one of the cop and I think the

1019
00:49:59,400 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: Vonte is.

1020
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. A lot of a lot of people to fit

1021
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 3: onto one space.

1022
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, not all the contestants got on either.

1023
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 2: When you could have just put Jim Jefferies.

1024
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I could. I should have just like they

1025
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: should have been the center and then just be in

1026
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: the corner.

1027
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, holding a snake.

1028
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the thing. I kept on asking to

1029
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 1: hold a snake. I got all Steve Irwin on this bitch, right.

1030
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 1: I showed up. I showed up to the show like

1031
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: this game, give me a snake. I wanted to open

1032
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: like I wanted to be.

1033
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 3: They should have given you like a Britney Spears moment.

1034
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to be welcome to the snake and holding

1035
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: up a snake and then and then they were like, oh,

1036
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: but then people will know that the snakes aren't scary

1037
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: and that because there's the snake tasks where they have

1038
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: to touch him and stuff and where I.

1039
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 3: Thought I stays are terrifying. And I mean it doesn't

1040
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 3: even matter if because at the end of the day,

1041
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 3: you know who has the medallion. Besides, when it's being

1042
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 3: swapped in the boxes, right then you want to be

1043
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 3: like you want to be on your game. You would

1044
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 3: know immediately if I touched a snake.

1045
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: Well, that's why the first episode isn't as fun as

1046
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: the other ones, because they're not doing anything great, they're

1047
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: just touching snakes, but they're sort of just feeling each

1048
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: other out and they wanted to separate the group pops.

1049
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 3: And I kind of loved that part. Yeah, the beginning

1050
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 3: of a show, like the setup. It just it's like

1051
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 3: the first drink where you start feeling a little warm.

1052
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,439
Speaker 1: Well, the next few episodes, this new one, they start

1053
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: yelling at each other. They're like, I.

1054
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 3: Got the competition aspect, we need the reality team.

1055
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, that's that's kicking in. But I

1056
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: believe I don't approve of this, but I think I'm

1057
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: the first Australian game show, a reality show hosting in America, right,

1058
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: And I think it's only because of they like the

1059
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,760
Speaker 1: accent with the word welcome to the snake.

1060
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 3: The snake for the moment you walked in, I said, crikey,

1061
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 3: I tell.

1062
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: You what I say. My wife can attest to this.

1063
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: I say crikey. In the wild about four times a year.

1064
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: It involves me stubbing a toe or seeing like a

1065
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,439
Speaker 1: really big frog or something.

1066
00:51:54,760 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 5: Big frogs when he travels very rarely, very really well,

1067
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 5: I'm stubbing my toe once maybe once a year, I

1068
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 5: see a massive frog that olds me going kroaky?

1069
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 3: What does mean?

1070
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: Crikey just means fuck me, like fuck me because fuck me.

1071
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: It's the overtone of like can your bloody believe it? Can?

1072
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 3: I say it? Way more than when you.

1073
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: See something that's too big or like bigger than you

1074
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: think or something like that, you go krikey.

1075
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 3: Oh I love it even more.

1076
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 1: Now.

1077
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 3: I have a friend who's married to an Australian man,

1078
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 3: and every time he calls, I.

1079
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: Think, is this is he from vand Pump is change? Yes, yes, yeah,

1080
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: he knows me. One time I was at Lisa's house

1081
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: and they rang up and he wanted to chat to

1082
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: me for and then I when him at the dog charity.

1083
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: What's his name again, Frocky brock brook Yeah, Brooks are right,

1084
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: he's a good guy.

1085
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 3: Wait, I want you to tell me because that's our Like.

1086
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 1: I got trouble at this. I got trouble at Lisa

1087
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,479
Speaker 1: Vander Pump's dog Charity because the Mike Tyson Jake Paul

1088
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: fight was on and they were all talking about rescuing dogs.

1089
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 6: Were that every everyone was on their someone was like,

1090
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 6: like I was just gigging in Canada for Game seven

1091
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 6: of the Stanley Cup and Edmondson's playing and it was

1092
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 6: very and there was people like all in Edmonton Jerseys,

1093
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 6: like you know Canadians, like it's very hard to tell

1094
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 6: people to go, hey, don't get on your phone.

1095
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: And and so I just lied and said different scores

1096
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: that didn't matter to upset them. Oh you're down five

1097
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: runs me now what the fuck? Anyway? So yeah, so

1098
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: we know Lisa's Lisa is my girl. Man. I love

1099
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: Lisa connection so wide and Lisa have. We get a

1100
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: kick out of each other. We do. We like each other.

1101
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 1: We we I did a podcast and then I did

1102
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: a TV show with the British got James James with

1103
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: James and then and then after that she invited us

1104
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: up to Villa Rosa and you look, you got to

1105
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: see this one's and the and the ponies and sing

1106
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: and then and then it was like come to my birthday.

1107
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: But then we just organic. We became actual friends. We

1108
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: call each other up and have chats and stuff.

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00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:13,760
Speaker 3: That so happy.

1110
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 2: She wouldn't as a friendship for sure.

1111
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: She's a nice lady. Man, She's a nice lady. And

1112
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: she commands every space he's in and I admire I

1113
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: like this whole idea of one time she just like

1114
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: she was. She she was just what I try to

1115
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: think of. One time she was getting like her wardrobe

1116
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: redone right, and she said, and it was just me

1117
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 1: over at the house and she goes, come up, I

1118
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 1: want to show I want to show you the warro

1119
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: Come up, Come on, And I was like this and

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00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 1: she goes move ken over to that room and there's

1121
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: pink things like this, and it was so lost in me.

1122
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: But I remember standing in her wardrobe going, how many

1123
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: women on Earth would swap places with me right now

1124
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: to be in Lisa vander pubs A lot.

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00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 3: Of people a lot, because you've seen that space on television,

1126
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 3: like when people would watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

1127
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 3: The first time that I walked into it, I was

1128
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 3: like this, you don't believe in heaven, but if it

1129
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 3: does exist, I think it would be Lisa vander Pump's

1130
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 3: bedroom and closet.

1131
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you think you think you would just be

1132
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: floating around with handbags all arounda.

1133
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,919
Speaker 3: Oh, all the burkins all like her shirts that these

1134
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 3: like simple button ups that all have her name, and

1135
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 3: everything's perfectly pressed. And she SIPs tea on white carpet

1136
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 3: and there's not a stain on it. It's all just

1137
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 3: fucking and.

1138
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: She she puts the flowers in his And she's wonderful

1139
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: with children, yep, because her grandson is the same age

1140
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: as our son, a three year old, and so we've

1141
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: been to these parties and stuff and she's just a

1142
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: delight around kids. And it's it's like if you she

1143
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: cooks for you and then she cleans up and then

1144
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: she does it, and it's just like, is there anything

1145
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 1: she doesn't No, she.

1146
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 3: Has zero help. By the way, she doesn't have any assistant.

1147
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,399
Speaker 3: She does all of her on floral arrangements, cooks, does

1148
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 3: the whole bit. Just a massive empire.

1149
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: You know. Okay, So this with men, there is a

1150
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: certain element of men will look up to older men

1151
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: will go like, I'd love to beat Clint Eastwood. He's

1152
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: a bad arts dude or whatever, or some old athlete

1153
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: that you think, oh, I like that. But now now,

1154
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: for I might be wrong, But for women not so much.

1155
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: When they meet an older woman, they might admire the

1156
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: old woman, they might think she's great, but no young

1157
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: girl wants to be Meryl Streep or maybe if they're

1158
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: an actress or something like that, Okay, Lisa vander Pump

1159
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,439
Speaker 1: is the only more mature person I've ever met. Where

1160
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: young girls when they know that I know her, lose

1161
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: their shit and they want like girls in their early

1162
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,320
Speaker 1: twenties are like, oh my god, you know she is

1163
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: the queen. I want to be maybe another women in

1164
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 1: their sixties that women lose their mind.

1165
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,359
Speaker 3: I can't think of any Every time we would film

1166
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 3: and Lisa would walk into the building, it was like

1167
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 3: the Beatles just walked out exactly. It was insanity.

1168
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 1: I've dined with her in Pump okay, right, and then

1169
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: she Tom Thom had just opened up like this, and

1170
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: she was like she went to me and she goes,

1171
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: she goes, she goes, oh, I have to show you Tom.

1172
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: We have to look good, Tom. And she picks up

1173
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: Jiggy and she and then she had diamonds hanging down

1174
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: here in the cleavage out and you have to walk

1175
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: like two doors up to get the pump. And we

1176
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 1: walked and there was like I think there's like a

1177
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: gay night. It was like a fish drink.

1178
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 2: They're dancing and stuff on poles.

1179
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: And fish taking gay guys that all rushed up to

1180
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: the window and she walked by and she just strutted

1181
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: down and they were, Oh my god, she's there.

1182
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 3: She's there like this, people go crazy for her. She's

1183
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 3: she's an icon in so many ways, whether it's you're

1184
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 3: an entrepreneur, she's a gay icon. Women who are my

1185
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,919
Speaker 3: age and younger are like, oh my god, I want

1186
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 3: to achieve what this woman has.

1187
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: You want to know what she issue. Was an influencer

1188
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: before they were influencer. Yeah, totally before the Internet everything.

1189
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: And Ralph l Looren was a similar type of dude, right,

1190
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: he was like a guy who just hanged out in

1191
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: the Hamptons, look really good in clothes, and anyone like,

1192
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: there's this style of this guy that keeps showing it.

1193
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: You go to Lisa. The food's great, right, but you

1194
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: go there to be Lisa. Yeah, she decorates herself. Oh yeah,

1195
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: I think so.

1196
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 3: You're stepping into her other home.

1197
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: You're stepping into her world. That is the secret sauce.

1198
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: The secret source.

1199
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 3: Is her every detail.

1200
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: You know, if you if you like, you know, her

1201
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: fingerprints are all over it. Yeah. Yeah, she's wonderful person.

1202
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 3: Well, actually it makes me feel like it's wild that

1203
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 3: like I could pick up the phone and call this

1204
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 3: woman you just.

1205
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: Let's do it, miss call is it Lisa?

1206
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1207
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: From twelve to fifty two.

1208
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 3: Shut the front door. That's wild. It was meant to be.

1209
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 2: It was meant to be.

1210
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: We'll see, we'll see, we'll see. She's probably arranging flowers

1211
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 1: as we speak. We'll leave, We'll leave it on because

1212
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: she will, she will.

1213
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 3: Call back, she will call back. Oh my god, I'm

1214
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 3: so excited about this. Okay, I'm keeping you on for

1215
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 3: the bonus and I'm so excited for the bonus. But

1216
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 3: before we do that, where can people watch the Snake?

1217
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 1: The Snake is on Fox, but catch it on Hulu

1218
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: as well.

1219
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I stream it on Hulu.

1220
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: Stream it on And to the people who haven't said

1221
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: you can't see the first two, we probably can on

1222
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: demand or whatever. But just go to Hulu now and

1223
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: bings the first two yep, and then you'll be up

1224
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: to date for episode three.

1225
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 3: And it airs on what nights Tuesdays, Tuesdays, Love Tuesday.

1226
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: Tuesday Leading shows the one Percent Club straight into the

1227
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: Snake and you'll be like, welcome to the Snake. And

1228
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 1: then I'll go like this Kraakey and I wear khakis

1229
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: the whole time, and I just come out of the

1230
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: bushes like this. There's a lot of snake as in there.

1231
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 3: I can tell that your wife has a really fun time.

1232
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: She laughs at me. We make each other.

1233
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 3: She and you get to admire how stunning she is.

1234
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: Well, she's also very funny.

1235
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 3: I can tell her.

1236
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: She's she's got like my my sister in law, her sister.

1237
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: That's how it works. So your sister in law, My

1238
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: sister in law is a comedy right just coincidentally is

1239
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: a comedy writer for the BBC right sitcoms and stuff

1240
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: like that. So her family comes from a very comedy

1241
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 1: based type of quick witting. Her parents funny people.

1242
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 3: I love that. I'm so happy that you came, by

1243
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 3: the way, Tasy, Yes, so happy. All right, we're gonna

1244
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 3: jump in.

1245
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 1: We'll be able to back out for lunch afterwards, and

1246
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 1: then we'll just go home to your mom and go

1247
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: out fucking La La cantor.

1248
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 3: Can I say that that My bio drag name is

1249
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 3: La is Like, Yeah, isn't fabulous?

1250
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: When I wear glasses, I call myself Kent. I don't

1251
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: know if it works.

1252
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 3: It depends on it. Yeah, Cunt.

1253
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: Doug was was late after all those years, But he

1254
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 1: took him off and then went, ah, she dated the bloke,

1255
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: met the two blokes, never even just went you look

1256
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: like the same dude, just a slightly better posture. That

1257
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: was all that Superman did. He was like a hunchback

1258
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: and then just went feeling good.

1259
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 3: I can't believe Jim Jefferies, thank you for being on that.

1260
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: I've had a wonderful time. Anytime you want me back.

1261
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: I know this is mostly reality TV, but maybe you

1262
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: know the second season of The Snake, we come back here,

1263
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: we do it all again season finale The Snake, if

1264
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: you I'll come back.

1265
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 3: I love it, and we mentioned it all here, not

1266
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 3: just not just the reality TV. But you're in the

1267
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 3: world now, I.

1268
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: Mean I'm in the world. I'm also I'm I'm part

1269
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 1: of Bachelor Nation. I do a few Bachelor podcasts. We

1270
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 1: just did Nick by ours as well.

1271
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,919
Speaker 3: Really, my wife is a huge one. That's a huge

1272
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 3: one because.

1273
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: Well we know Nick, but we watched that. We started

1274
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 1: watching The Bachelor ironically, me and the wife during COVID.

1275
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 1: This is what these fucking idiots get up to. And

1276
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 1: then unless it's on at the same time as The Snake,

1277
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 1: then it's a piece of ship. Don't watch it. I

1278
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: don't even know what channel. I'm going to shut up.

1279
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm meant to be here representing Fox for Fox's sake.

1280
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: Out of all the game show hosts on American TV,

1281
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: I do say you cut the most on podcasts. You've

1282
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: got to give credit where credits due, because when you

1283
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,439
Speaker 1: think of what the guy from the Bachelor was canceled for, right, yeah,

1284
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: you've got to get ahead of it, you do. You've

1285
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 1: got to get ahead of the cancelation. What you've got

1286
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: to do is you've got to say so much that

1287
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 1: when they go to cancel you, you go.

1288
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 3: For what what?

1289
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: What? What?

1290
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 3: Bit was it?

1291
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 2: I've said a lot of it.

1292
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 3: You are fucking hysterical. Thank you guys for listening to

1293
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 3: another episode of the givena Lalla Podcast. Jim Jeffries is

1294
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 3: sticking around for the bonus. You can catch down on Monday.

1295
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 3: We will catch you guys again next week. Bye.

1296
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when I smell my best. When I'm

1297
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: going through a duty free store, I always pick a

1298
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: separate person that sitting next to me might enjoy this

1299
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 1: or I hate it.

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Speaker 3: You don't buy you just use this.

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Speaker 1: I fly so much. I don't have to buy. I'm

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Speaker 1: a little plane. Every week, I just sample my way

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Speaker 1: through life.