Speaker 1: I'm so funny. There are all these pickup trucks and
Speaker 1: these like big monster cars are so in right now,
Speaker 1: and they're in and you're gonna think about this, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna see them, and you're gonna you're gonna see that.
Speaker 1: It's true. So it used to be a little Porsche's
Speaker 1: They used to say, We're like a small penis car.
Speaker 1: If someone has like a bright red car, they pick
Speaker 1: you up in a sports car. It's like a small
Speaker 1: penis complex. It's not a nice thing to say. It's
Speaker 1: likely true. I don't know. I'm not an expert. I
Speaker 1: don't pull people's pants down when I see their cars. Um,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure there are a lot of women who
Speaker 1: actually do that. It's a great thing. You have a
Speaker 1: rich car, Let me pull your pants down. I don't
Speaker 1: do that. But what I do do is I see
Speaker 1: these big monster pickup trucks, These monster trucks, they're all
Speaker 1: like blacked out and jacked up. And the pickup trucks
Speaker 1: or as polic said, are like school buses now. But
Speaker 1: they all have these names, like I saw one the
Speaker 1: other day Velociraptor. That's a name of a fucking car
Speaker 1: like what wait, what's the new one? Like, there's a
Speaker 1: new big one. What's the douche one? Hold on, there's
Speaker 1: a big Okay, there's one called Hercules, Like we're gonna
Speaker 1: have a thor one like a Tarannosaurus rexula car. Like
Speaker 1: men are pounding their chest, holding clubs, wearing loincloths getting
Speaker 1: in to these fucking pickup trucks to drive to pradact
Speaker 1: Like they don't they don't need pickup trucks. They don't
Speaker 1: have cattle, they don't lassos in the bag. They're not cowboys.
Speaker 1: They're rich Jewish hedge fund guys with veloci raptors. Like
Speaker 1: it's crazy, It's just it's hysterical. What's the okay? Hold on,
Speaker 1: there's a Nissan Titan, there's a Hercules. There's a Velasa raptor.
Speaker 1: There's a ram A durango. There's a raptor. So there's
Speaker 1: a raptor and a Laci raptor. So it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like there's a there's a there's a tarrannosaurs and a
Speaker 1: Torannosaurs rex like big big caveman cars for short men
Speaker 1: going to buy airmes loafers. A Hennessy raptor shove it
Speaker 1: up your ass. Okay, it's ridiculous, it's so funny. I
Speaker 1: love it. Oh okay, So here's the thing. Here's here's
Speaker 1: where I probably almost got canceled yesterday, did not know where.
Speaker 1: I was talking to Elissa Milano one day and we
Speaker 1: were talking about language and things that you're supposed to say,
Speaker 1: and you're not supposed to say they're disabled, they have
Speaker 1: a because you have to say they have a disability.
Speaker 1: There's language really matters, and it's hard to get educated
Speaker 1: on every language uh moments, because you literally would never speak,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't pay any time. I mean, so yesterday I
Speaker 1: was going to post something about my bedroom in the
Speaker 1: in um a decor picture, and I said something about
Speaker 1: a master bedroom. So I literally never thought about what
Speaker 1: a master bedroom meant. You just say these words like bread.
Speaker 1: I don't know what bread means. I don't know what
Speaker 1: like you know, I don't know what litmus means, like
Speaker 1: I don't know what the word means. I'd have to
Speaker 1: look it up. I don't know what a lot of
Speaker 1: words mean. So I don't know what mustard. I guess
Speaker 1: it's a mustard seed. I don't know why it's called
Speaker 1: the master tea. I don't know why things are what
Speaker 1: they are, so I did not think just master bedroom
Speaker 1: and my uh one of my assistants said, you know,
Speaker 1: you can't say master bedroom. Can you redo it and
Speaker 1: just say my bedroom? And then I realized it's back
Speaker 1: to slavery, I assume, and it's back to having a master.
Speaker 1: And I really never thought that because I thought it's
Speaker 1: like you're the master of the home, like you paid
Speaker 1: for the home, or like my you know, your kids
Speaker 1: get the smaller bedroom, you get the larger. I never
Speaker 1: thought of the meeting, and I texted a person I
Speaker 1: know in real estate. They say yeah. But then there
Speaker 1: was something else that I saw recently. Oh tom Ford makeup.
Speaker 1: It says well so on the beauty in beauty TikTok,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of male beauty influencers. So every
Speaker 1: time I might put on one of my HSN products,
Speaker 1: like a shirt or something, and there's a sleeve and
Speaker 1: it's like puffy or uh flouncy, and I sometimes say
Speaker 1: it's a feminine sleep. I bet you that's going to
Speaker 1: be canceled because what's masculine, what's feminine? Feminine is like girly,
Speaker 1: so that means a man shouldn't be wearing it. Well, typically,
Speaker 1: traditionally blush and eyeshadow is feminine. So but now there's
Speaker 1: most of the male makeup influencers, not most, a good
Speaker 1: amount of them. I can name them. They're on They're
Speaker 1: they're wearing makeup every day. Painted by Spencer Jeffrey Starr
Speaker 1: Um Patrick Star. There's a lot of There are a
Speaker 1: lot of makeup people and um, they're putting on full
Speaker 1: faces and makeup every day and tom Ford makeup. If
Speaker 1: you go look online and it says like when it
Speaker 1: says women's blush, and I to me, that's master bedroom.
Speaker 1: In a way, it's not. It's not as egregious, but
Speaker 1: it is too. It might be to a man who
Speaker 1: wants to wear a bush, why is it a women's blush?
Speaker 1: So it's funny, just the things you don't think about
Speaker 1: in language. But I've been thinking about it, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't that anyone told me that. I just thought, why
Speaker 1: is this feminine? Men can wear purple and can wear
Speaker 1: a puffy sleeve and a shoulder pad and all that,
Speaker 1: So it's you know, a bedroom. It doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be pink or or blue. And I don't know, I
Speaker 1: won't know everything, and I'll make mistakes, And if it
Speaker 1: were up to me, I just would have posted the
Speaker 1: master bedroom. I wouldn't have even known. So I think,
Speaker 1: I guess I always have that there have to be
Speaker 1: a message, not just a story, and the messages you've
Speaker 1: got to give people some leeway because we're not always
Speaker 1: going to know everything, and you don't know if you're
Speaker 1: gonna get in big trouble because you said something wrong
Speaker 1: and you just might not know. Just language is difficult.
Speaker 1: There's so many languages, and there are derivations of words
Speaker 1: that come from different languages, and we speak. You occupy
Speaker 1: this whole interview I've been speaking for I mean this
Speaker 1: whole podcast. I've been speaking for a while. I don't
Speaker 1: know the meaning of every single word. I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to speak if I knew the meaning of every
Speaker 1: single word. I'm glad that I had someone point that
Speaker 1: out to me. I won't make that mistake again. But
Speaker 1: I think it's just fascinating the things that we don't
Speaker 1: no and don't even understand that we're talking, that we're saying,
Speaker 1: Master Benjamin. It's something in real estate, you know, It's
Speaker 1: like they stay there the junior four or junior five.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. I actually don't know
Speaker 1: what that means. It's something about an apartment and how
Speaker 1: many rooms it has, but I don't know what it
Speaker 1: means anymore that I then some people would know the
Speaker 1: original meaning of the day or other house terms. So
Speaker 1: I guess you know, we have to more than every
Speaker 1: thing before we speak, and but more than ever, we
Speaker 1: have to give people some some leeway because they just
Speaker 1: won't know. We just want to beat people down and
Speaker 1: they just don't know. My my friend I called or
Speaker 1: she didn't know that one either. I don't know if
Speaker 1: Paul knew that one. And Paul's in real state, he's
Speaker 1: in commercial real estate, but I don't know if he
Speaker 1: knew that one. Men are not allowed to do dog voices,
Speaker 1: like at all the kick I do them. It's a
Speaker 1: double standard. I just men are not allowed to do
Speaker 1: dog voices and men are not allowed to say yummy
Speaker 1: and tummy. I just want to make that public service
Speaker 1: mandate and announcement. It is a double standard. It has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with one's gender, sexuality, It has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with anything but the fact that in my book,
Speaker 1: men are not allowed to say yummy tummy or make
Speaker 1: cutesie dog voices. If someone disagrees, come for me. Bro
Speaker 1: another arbitrary rule that I have, and many of you
Speaker 1: break it, and many menus break it, and it happens
Speaker 1: all the time. I don't want fruit and nut say
Speaker 1: my fucking salads. I really don't. I don't. It's not
Speaker 1: we have fruit salads, but I don't want cranberries, dried apples,
Speaker 1: candy pecans, that ship. I don't need that ship. I
Speaker 1: don't want roseberries in my salad. I really don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's something. I don't need fruit on
Speaker 1: my fucking desserts either. I don't need chocolate, gorgeous, beautiful cake,
Speaker 1: fine whipped cream, wave it in, little sprigaman for color
Speaker 1: on the top, one little berry on the top, just because.
Speaker 1: But actually no, you should never have a fruit on
Speaker 1: something at the fruits, not inside of it. I just
Speaker 1: don't need fruit in my classic desserts. I really don't.
Speaker 1: I really really don't. And while we're at it, I
Speaker 1: don't even think strawberry shortcake is necessary. I don't think
Speaker 1: you need chunky strawberries in the middle of like milky
Speaker 1: cream in the middle of a cake. I think like,
Speaker 1: let's let's let's make a like a raspberry sort of
Speaker 1: jam that maybe is soaking into that sponge cake. Then
Speaker 1: to have the next cream layer, I just don't need
Speaker 1: big pieces of fruit and that, So if that could
Speaker 1: be ranged, Freavy creat