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Speaker 1: Hey, Chris Fairbanks here with some quick comedy show announcements.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas, December

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Speaker 1: twenty ninth through thirty first. That's New Year's Eve and

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Speaker 1: Eve and Eve Eve, followed by the Secret Group in Houston, Texas,

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Speaker 1: January seventh. After that in March, I mean Green Bay,

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Speaker 1: Milwaukee and Chicago. And you can go to Chris Fairbanks

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Speaker 1: dot com for tickets and thank you and you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: A leavn. I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim than give us

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Speaker 4: time and a Turman Alan Gabe.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in star. We want

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Speaker 2: to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared? Or was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

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Speaker 1: and Chris welcome to do you need to ride? This

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Speaker 1: is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Tilgara.

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Speaker 3: Karen, I hate to start this with a with a question,

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Speaker 3: but do I seem different?

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Speaker 4: You do seem different, you seem thinner. Have you been doing.

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Speaker 3: I've had appetite problems and I've been going to them

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Speaker 3: after him a lot.

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Speaker 1: But that's not what I wanted to bring up. That's

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Speaker 1: why I have. I got. I'm got a tattoo.

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Speaker 5: What yeah? Of what of my mom's signature on my chest?

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Speaker 5: It's right here over your heart. Yeah, that's lovely her handwriting.

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Speaker 2: That's a Sandy duncan op.

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Speaker 1: I forgot. My mom was a famous glass eyed actress.

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Speaker 2: Sandy don't have.

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Speaker 3: I think so she was like in a spin off

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Speaker 3: show called I Think Valerie Burtonellie quit a show and

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Speaker 3: or and they pretended she died, and then it was

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Speaker 3: called Valerie's Family.

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Speaker 4: Yes it was. It was val It was not Valerie Burtnelli.

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Speaker 4: It was Valerie, the other actress that played Rhoda.

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Speaker 1: Okay, who's a Valerie.

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Speaker 4: Her name her real name, Stephen. So if you have

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Speaker 4: a moment, please help grandma.

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Speaker 1: It's Valerie Rhoda.

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Speaker 2: Am I allowed to turn?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, oh no, there's a specific sign no right on red, Karen.

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Speaker 3: But you got a you know, have your eyes shift

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Speaker 3: over everything available to look at.

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Speaker 1: I have to make sure they find that bright red

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Speaker 1: thing in front of it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you in this city, if you're at

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Speaker 4: a red light and you're not taking that right on

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Speaker 4: red and moving things along.

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Speaker 2: People will shoot you. So I had to do my

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Speaker 2: due diligence there.

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Speaker 3: But I've noticed in my new hip area that I'm

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Speaker 3: trying to get used to, I feel like I'm the

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Speaker 3: oldest person there. People honk when you don't turn left

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Speaker 3: because someone is walking in the street.

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Speaker 2: I'll still honk at you.

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Speaker 3: They still will, for sure, because they think they aren't

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Speaker 3: honking at the person.

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Speaker 1: But the person usually will look at you like I'm

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Speaker 1: the one honking. Yes, the person behind me honking.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 3: I'm the first car I know, but that's because of

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Speaker 3: them that I'm hitting you right now.

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Speaker 1: It's true to drive over.

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Speaker 4: You, then you needn't you have to get revenge on

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Speaker 4: them for even questioning you and your bringing to the table.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that honk, But even more I don't

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Speaker 1: like look the look on your face.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then that's right over. Don't you give me

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Speaker 4: that look. I'll strike you with my vehicle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. A look is way worse than sticks or stones.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 4: Oh can I bring some like current events news to

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Speaker 4: the podcast in this.

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Speaker 1: Portion, should we do the theme song for it?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 4: Curd Events News. Sorry you were you were doing all

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Speaker 4: of it. I jumped in with more.

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Speaker 1: It was just it could have worked just as easily.

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Speaker 1: It was a fifty to fifty chance.

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Speaker 4: It was like somebody at the news station press play

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Speaker 4: on two tape recorders at the same time.

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Speaker 3: Why do we keep that beta max machine because I'm retro?

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Speaker 1: Well, fuck it will go Lord.

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Speaker 4: So my favorite murder was on tour last weekend. We

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Speaker 4: were in Nashville, Tennessee. We were in Littleville, Kentucky, and

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Speaker 4: we were in Saint Louis, Missouri.

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Speaker 1: Those are all southern towns I want to go to.

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Speaker 2: And they're great.

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Speaker 4: It was so fun met great people that part of

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Speaker 4: the country.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh, I get it was a joke. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 2: just being sincere, was I was.

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Speaker 1: Those are fun talents. I heard fun things about those three.

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Speaker 2: It was sincerity with a slam. Yeah, welcome to comedy, Karen.

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Speaker 4: So anyhow, in the meet and greet line, and this

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Speaker 4: is happening, more and more lots of people saying I

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Speaker 4: love do you need a ride? Say hi to Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: I love Chris Fairbanks. One lady said, say hi to

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Speaker 4: Chris Fairbanks. I'm a little bit worried about Oh no,

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Speaker 4: but we left so far. I think because you are

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Speaker 4: so genuine about your fears and worries and concerns.

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Speaker 2: She's just like, is he okay? And I'm like, that's

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Speaker 2: so funny.

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Speaker 3: What they don't know is I'm just walking around whistling, smiling.

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Speaker 2: No, I think you kind of live the life of Riley.

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Speaker 3: Really, it is the what does that mean? I'm going

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Speaker 3: to not glaze over that and pretend.

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Speaker 4: Okay, think Riley Newton, Riley Newton a great comic from

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Speaker 4: a fun front. No, the life of Riley's like you

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Speaker 4: just have it all. Everything goes your way, okay. And

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Speaker 4: I think because on this podcast, you go, oh, here's

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Speaker 4: my concerns, my worries. Yeah, people are afraid that you

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Speaker 4: walk around like that. But I think you leave it

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Speaker 4: in the lexus.

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Speaker 1: Really, I really do. I do leave it in the lexus.

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Speaker 2: And just also my new R and B song leave

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Speaker 2: it in the lexus.

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Speaker 1: It's really should be. I could help you write that tonight.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Uh Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then when I watched my stand up. It's not

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Speaker 3: indicative of who I am. Some of it, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: why it seems like I'm a toilet and genital obsessed.

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Speaker 2: What's funny? It's funny?

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Speaker 3: And what is the formula the Blaine Kovach had It's

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Speaker 3: like smart things, smart thing, dick joke. I don't know

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Speaker 3: there was a formula venn diagram of jokes that's funny.

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Speaker 3: But then my dick jokes ended up winning every time

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Speaker 3: because it's hard to come up with smart things.

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Speaker 4: It's and also sometimes it's boring to come up with

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Speaker 4: smart things. It's like fun to be having fun.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, and it's fun to do it and lay it

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Speaker 3: down a recorded dick heavy concert.

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Speaker 2: Good Wow, more power to you and your dick, Chris.

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Speaker 1: But and it's not even about mine. It's about the

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Speaker 1: world and your.

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Speaker 2: Parents did everyone's not even there.

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Speaker 1: It's made up parents.

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Speaker 2: That's not fact base.

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Speaker 1: They were never nude in front of me.

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Speaker 4: Well, but all of that was to say that lots

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Speaker 4: of people are getting turned on to dine ar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's so fun because this was my first podcast.

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Speaker 4: This was our podcast, like our venture into podcast to

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Speaker 4: begin with.

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Speaker 3: It only happened because I actually I think it was

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Speaker 3: Jimmy Pardo and I know also Greg Barrett.

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Speaker 1: Told me I should do one with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, yes, Jimmy Parto said that to you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a long time ago, and I'm like, oh, it's

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Speaker 3: too late in the game for me.

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Speaker 1: And that's was eight years ago.

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Speaker 3: I thought everyone already had one back then, yes, but

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Speaker 3: of course, and then I ended up meeting you through

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Speaker 3: your ex husband and ended up out of your house

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Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, podcast and you were like sure, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and then we did it two three years later.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was honored because you seemed I had already stopped

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Speaker 4: doing stand up and you at the time seemed to

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Speaker 4: be the king, like mister newfresh pants.

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Speaker 1: I was kind of peeking.

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Speaker 4: And the fact that you kind of came to me,

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Speaker 4: you came to me on this my daughter's wedding day,

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Speaker 4: and we're like, oh, we should do something together.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I still got it, like I'm

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Speaker 2: still alive, and.

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Speaker 1: Really that's an interesting perspective.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nice.

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Speaker 1: No, I was just glad you said.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we've been through so much together.

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Speaker 1: We're hugging right now.

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Speaker 4: But because of all that, Lauren brought us a twenty

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Speaker 4: five dollars gift certificate so that we could get Starbucks,

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Speaker 4: as did another person who since I'm not looking directly

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Speaker 4: at the gift.

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Speaker 1: Card, I I and you I'm gonna I have to.

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Speaker 1: I have to look this up.

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Speaker 4: Can you hand me that? Because I can, I can

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Speaker 4: look at it too simultaneously.

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Speaker 1: Thank you great, let's look up our Starbucks gift card.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I beat you awesome God, how are you

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Speaker 1: so que jay?

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Speaker 4: The second one was from J A Y J from Minneapolis,

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Speaker 4: A nice one.

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Speaker 3: There's a couple of nice guys from Milwaukee that came

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Speaker 3: to my show, and uh, I went to Turtle Lake,

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Speaker 3: Wisconsin because for comedy, that's how much I care about turtles.

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Speaker 3: There were none there, but yeah, it was a casino. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: to be honest, it was a money grab.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 3: It was fun, but it was a lot of casino

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Speaker 3: folks and then a handful of do you need a

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Speaker 3: good that they were there.

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Speaker 1: And I'm so bad at.

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Speaker 2: Saying thank you.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I'm at multitasking.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to look up because I just want to

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Speaker 3: do the same thing and think these guys.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah you should. Yeah, I think that's nice.

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Speaker 1: Harley David at Harley David des.

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Speaker 2: Oh d s And then that's not dds.

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Speaker 1: No, no, look at this caricature he made. Look at

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Speaker 1: that drawing.

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Speaker 4: Is that you Yeah, your ears are not that big,

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Speaker 4: but that's really really cute.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, with a caricature, you gotta go ears, you

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Speaker 3: gotta go nose, you got to go mouth, and I

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Speaker 3: have all these perfect features and it's like, wow, we got.

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Speaker 1: To pick one.

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Speaker 2: That's true. You're incredibly beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Next time for podcasting. Next time you see me, do

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Speaker 3: notice my nostrils? Did you know I can put a

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Speaker 3: quarter in my nostrils? Not that that's how it looks.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my nostrils are giant. So anyone ever wants to

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Speaker 4: In front of my there, but your nose tilts down

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's at me.

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Speaker 3: And I noticed my dad had big nostrils, My mom,

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Speaker 3: my dad. I think there's still bad, and my mom

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Speaker 1: You think I wouldn't snore with these bigger holes.

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Speaker 4: But I don't think it's those holes, right, It's more

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Speaker 4: of like what's happening up near the bridge and stuff?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they got to take it to the bridge.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm going to see a doctor next week, and

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Speaker 3: the list of reasons that I gave him.

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Speaker 1: He probably thinks I'm a hypochondria, but I do. I'm not, though.

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Speaker 3: You really have a lot of Yeah, yeah, they and

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Speaker 3: I want to find out if they're all connected. They're

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Speaker 2: Here's our guy. Oh wow, I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 1: I love this place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Casita del Campo. I love the best.

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Speaker 4: Oh shit, sorry, Hi, is this illegal what I'm doing

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Speaker 2: It's like a fucking gumball rout. I know it's crazy.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Sam, because we were just around the corner

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Speaker 1: Especially the tom of day.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for getting me.

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Speaker 1: Chris is so nice to meet too.

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Speaker 2: And do you know Stephen, do you know how we met?

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Speaker 1: Is it through Tomlink?

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Speaker 2: Yes? It was Tom Blinks.

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Speaker 6: Say, and guess who is the editor of my podcast?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 2: I meant to tell you about that care nothing really.

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Speaker 1: Matters what a podcast in sestuous city. We are so

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Speaker 6: When I actually took him to dinner, to like to lunch,

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Speaker 6: to thank him for how great he is, He's like

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Speaker 6: really improved the I do this podcast about like seventies

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Speaker 6: TV horror movies, which you're all welcome to do.

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait is that new?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's now.

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Speaker 2: I started last this winter.

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Speaker 1: We should be on it and talk about the teeth

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Speaker 1: knife voodoo dolls.

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Speaker 6: I want to I bet you already did it? Did

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Speaker 6: it geo jit? But like we'll do it again because

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Speaker 6: I did it with what else would you be doing?

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Speaker 2: Trilogy of terrors like The King of It exactly?

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Speaker 6: So I got to save a few of the giant

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know, I gotta spread them out.

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Speaker 6: It's called Sam Pangke presents the money after new movie

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Speaker 6: and Dax.

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Speaker 2: Is he's like a kid like you. I mean he's younger, No,

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Speaker 6: How old he is. He's pretty young. I'm a guessing

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Speaker 6: as your age. Anyway, He's such a sweetheart and he

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Speaker 2: What I heard of any of these girls?

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Speaker 6: No, Kate Jackson, Cheryl stop A more later lad Arley's Angels.

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Speaker 1: Are you too young for that? Kate Jackson from Scarecrow

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Speaker 1: and missus Can. I just told you exactly how.

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Speaker 2: Old I am.

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Speaker 1: You did.

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Speaker 2: Me?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, all of those and like Haunts of the Very Rich,

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Speaker 6: which is about when Chloris Leachman and uh Anne Francis

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he always had to ever toe and something back that.

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Speaker 3: I'm just amazing you knew what I was talking about

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Speaker 4: Soony finished all yes, because we just talked about again

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Speaker 2: We were young. It wasn't seventy five. I was five

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Speaker 1: That's too much.

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Speaker 4: Because it was I was five, My sister was seven,

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Speaker 4: My cousin Stevie was thirteen.

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Speaker 2: It was, it was, it was traumatz.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of horror movies. I like horror movies.

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Speaker 1: I like how now they're scientific designed to make you shake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a can't time signature to it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, swelling music, then we zoom and we do a

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Speaker 6: Just the Curse of Na last week. Every it checks

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Speaker 6: Oh Irish the Weeping by Irish Spanish, my Iro.

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Speaker 2: You have you watched this?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry because this now I'm in this weird I've

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Speaker 6: That's exactly what my podcast is. It's only that Susan,

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Speaker 4: We've known each other for literally literally at least at

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Speaker 2: That was in my brain.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, Susan care and Kilgart That's all the thing is,

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Speaker 6: because it was like the do you remember also the

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Speaker 2: You're about to say the one I was about to say,

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Speaker 2: I go, don't be afraid of the dark.

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Speaker 6: They're coming to get you salied when the little demons

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Speaker 2: It's a fucking bullshit.

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Speaker 6: Also, it was written during the writer's strike in the

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Speaker 4: Wow, So just like, what do you think she would

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Speaker 2: Exactly say that?

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Speaker 6: And Kim Darby, what's fresh out of ideas? Kim Darby? Anybody? No,

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Speaker 4: Mine was called the House, I believe, and it was

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Speaker 2: Built Yes, I saw it recently.

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Speaker 4: It's the early eighties, yes, And that one was the

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Speaker 2: That was Parker Stevenson. Yes, and he's a rock star.

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Speaker 4: He gets into the shower Kim or the wife, I

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Speaker 2: It takes forever.

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Speaker 3: They in their movie called House with William Kat the

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's later. That's a feature film. It's just called House, okay,

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Speaker 2: George is that horror movie?

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Speaker 6: There's also an amazing Japanese horror film called House with

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure do you know that? Why?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're the cat.

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Speaker 4: It's and there's like it's like she goes into it

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Speaker 6: Yes, crazy psychedelic bananas.

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Speaker 2: Freak out stuff. But this Parker Stephenson vehicle was it

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Speaker 4: The House, okay, I think so it's the house, house,

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Speaker 4: and house is what we do.

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Speaker 2: And of course we haven't gotten house.

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Speaker 3: You're a loose cannon house.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he was right, and he's pills.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we should give everyone cocaine.

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Speaker 4: There was a scene where Parker Stevenson or the wife

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Speaker 2: I think it's boiling hot too to boil them to death.

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Speaker 6: I don't remember specifically I watched that. I'll do it eventually.

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Speaker 6: I watch it for research about a year ago. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the a couple breaks in and they're

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Speaker 6: And then the the sprinklers attack them with some kind

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Speaker 3: Well, and you never when you're watching those things, you

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Speaker 1: You'd have to do it all blood and hype system.

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Speaker 3: Even a ghost would have to be like you'd have

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because the ghost, Yeah, the ghost that is haunting

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Speaker 2: Because it's a brand new house.

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Speaker 6: It's like a it's evil in house net incarnate, it's

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Speaker 6: Parker Stevenson is a major rock star. Obviously in the

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Speaker 6: could be thinking, I could be getting this wrong, but

451
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Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure. Like this woman who's a fan becomes

452
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Speaker 6: his assistant.

453
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so he immediately.

454
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Speaker 6: Starts fucking art like in the house, and that's who

455
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Speaker 6: he's in the shower with, and the house is mad.

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Speaker 1: You do that? Why the house is mad?

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Speaker 4: I mean I don't remember them explaining it. I just

458
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Speaker 4: remember what whoever left us alone that night? That was

459
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Speaker 4: another time where I was like by myself, trying to

460
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Speaker 4: process a house, attacking you as like a seven year

461
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Speaker 4: old or whatever.

462
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Speaker 1: And you who where were the parents?

463
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Speaker 2: I know they were working, they were My parents were

464
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Speaker 2: always on a cruise. Oh that's right.

465
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Speaker 1: I didn't mine. You could just hear in the background.

466
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Speaker 1: I grew up in a Peanuts cartoon Where does she

467
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Speaker 1: grow up? Crows again Montana?

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Speaker 3: And it really was kind of I mean, there wasn't

469
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Speaker 3: a lot to do but go to each other's houses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one in basements.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah it's and no one's I remember there not

472
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Speaker 3: being a lot of parents around when I was a kid,

473
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Speaker 3: just going to the houses where there were no parents

474
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Speaker 3: and you hang out those basements.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you intentionally went to where there was Yeah, yeah,

476
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Speaker 4: it's but they ended up okay.

477
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Speaker 6: The reason I saw the podcast was because I have

478
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Speaker 6: this obsession with all the all those movies seventies, TV, horror, Supernatural,

479
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 6: almost always with the female lead. Because I've much of

480
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Speaker 6: the watch women on screen anytime, and I would only

481
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Speaker 6: get to watch them like halfway through and that I

482
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Speaker 6: have to go to bed. My mother would always say,

483
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Speaker 6: I was like, tell me what happens to Mama, and

484
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Speaker 6: the next morning I'd be what happened. She's like, oh,

485
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Speaker 6: I don't know. I fell asleep. They are that Sam

486
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Speaker 6: or some dumb happened, and I would be I didn't

487
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Speaker 6: know how lots of them ended, and like you couldn't

488
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Speaker 6: get them until they all got.

489
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Speaker 2: On YouTube like an eighth nine.

490
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Speaker 6: Yes, And then at the end of my worst drinking days,

491
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Speaker 6: I remember laying in my bed drunk for a week's

492
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Speaker 6: week and or weeks just watching all of them to

493
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Speaker 6: the finish and being like, that's what happened to Cloris

494
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Speaker 6: Leachman and Lloyd Bridges, That's what happened to you know,

495
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Speaker 6: Kate Jackson or Karen Black or whoever, all these childhood

496
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Speaker 6: misgroup lang.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But you know what's funny, that Trilogy of Terror thing.

498
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Speaker 4: I remember that kind of busting out on Facebook one time.

499
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Speaker 4: Everybody that saw it and was incredibly damaged from it

500
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Speaker 4: started talking about it, where everyone's like, I didn't realize

501
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Speaker 4: other people saw this too, right, because it's so old

502
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Speaker 4: that it was it felt like a hallucination.

503
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Speaker 2: I mean like, and it wasn't.

504
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Speaker 1: Available anywhere until recently.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but also, can I tell you it is a

506
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Speaker 6: trilogy and what everyone forgets is the verse two are

507
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Speaker 6: so weird at that. I have this one friend who's

508
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Speaker 6: no longer with us, but he was the only person

509
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Speaker 6: I knew who remembered a line from the first of

510
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Speaker 6: the trilogy, which is when she's this mousey teacher professor

511
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Speaker 6: and you can't tell whether it's high school or college.

512
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Speaker 6: All the students look forty. Yes, it's maybe college, but

513
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Speaker 6: they are crucifixes everywhere, so it's a Catholic college. And

514
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Speaker 6: this guy with these tight fricking polyester slacks, he's like,

515
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Speaker 6: I'm going to nail that teacher, and he basically drugs

516
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Speaker 6: her and rapes her repeatedly. This is all in the

517
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Speaker 6: movie you saw at five years old, Karen.

518
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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 6: And then the switcheroo is you think that he's like

520
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Speaker 6: he's gonna blackmail. He takes pictures of her with her

521
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Speaker 6: legs spreadut it is really upsetting for seventy seo lord. Yeah,

522
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Speaker 6: and she's you know, super hot looking here in black only.

523
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Speaker 2: With horn roomed glasses because she's ugly.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, it's ugly and not in control over her

525
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Speaker 6: own desires. And so then here she's going, we have

526
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Speaker 6: to stop this. He's like your mind forever, and they

527
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Speaker 6: starts to choke on the drink that she made him,

528
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Speaker 6: and he's like, what's going on and she says, and

529
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Speaker 6: this is the line me and my friends wound say

530
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 6: all the time about everything. I'm bud and when I'm bored,

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Speaker 6: the game is over.

532
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Speaker 2: And then she kills him, and you really she's been

533
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Speaker 2: going around to the end.

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Speaker 6: That part of the trilogy is with another young boy

535
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Speaker 6: knocking on her door who turns out to be Gregory Harrison.

536
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Speaker 3: She hypnotizes them into becoming tight.

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Speaker 7: Yes, and so this whole thing it has to hinge

538
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Speaker 7: on so many specific things going right for her that

539
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Speaker 7: these guys would just do all this shit term but

540
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Speaker 7: she's not supernatural anyway.

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Speaker 3: It's bananas gotta be in the classroom exactly.

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Speaker 6: You've got to guarantee that he's going to take her

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Speaker 6: to her motel and get her give her drugs, which

544
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Speaker 6: I guess she hides and pretends to be passed out.

545
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Speaker 2: Takes all these contact sheet photos of her.

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Speaker 6: Wow, and the second one is her is like it's

547
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Speaker 6: it's like there's two sisters. They both look just like

548
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Speaker 6: Karen Black once a mouseie spinster again and the other

549
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Speaker 6: one's got this platinum blonde like Halloween Headquarters, shaking go

550
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Speaker 6: wigs that would fool not even your great Grandma Gurdy.

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Speaker 1: And she's a horror.

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Speaker 6: And then the the you know, the the Spencer one's

553
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Speaker 6: going to kill her because she's trying to get the

554
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Speaker 6: father's inheritance.

555
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Speaker 2: And at the end, this is the.

556
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Speaker 6: Horror, platinum blonde Halloween wigs dead and the coroner pulls

557
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Speaker 6: off the wig and it's the Spinster when it was

558
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Speaker 6: the same person all along.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's just it goes to show that people just

560
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Speaker 3: take off and put on wigs all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

562
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Speaker 3: It was very common versatility of those blonde wigs.

563
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Speaker 2: And these days be a pretend you're a hereer.

564
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Speaker 1: It just says that on the back.

565
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Speaker 4: You are Halloween Town pretend to be a hooer ruler

566
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Speaker 4: wing Towne. These days, though, if someone has a wig on,

567
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Speaker 4: everyone knows immediately, right, that's the funny part exactly.

568
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Speaker 2: No one's getting away with it these days. Yeah, when

569
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Speaker 2: you see.

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Speaker 6: Like there's also the whig culture in terms of like

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Speaker 6: rupeels drag race with the elaborate lace ruck situation.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and like taking them off and in timing

573
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Speaker 4: wise and throwing them at.

574
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Speaker 6: People having a wig under a wig under a wig

575
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Speaker 6: and shaking it.

576
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 2: Out and then doing a shib wyam draw.

577
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Speaker 1: So many multi wig moves.

578
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Speaker 2: So wait, can we go back?

579
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Speaker 4: Because I feel like we just picked you up from

580
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Speaker 4: rehearsal for Facts of Life Live, Yes, which is your

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Speaker 4: new show, but you are Sophia from the legendary Golden

582
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Speaker 4: Girls Live, which has been going on.

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Speaker 2: How long have you guys been doing that? We should that.

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Speaker 6: The first time we did that, I'm pretty sure was

585
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Speaker 6: August of fourteen, just for a weekend, and then it

586
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Speaker 6: did really well. So now we do it like twice

587
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Speaker 6: a year, like just for two weekends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard about it for so long that I

589
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Speaker 1: thought it was older than that. That's corful. They're different people.

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Speaker 6: People have been doing it in New York or San Francisco,

591
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Speaker 6: but this production here in La Impostors.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well they think they that's the word.

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Speaker 6: The funny thing about these like when you're doing one

594
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Speaker 6: of these things, the people in San Francisco heckleing and

595
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Speaker 6: these other ones are like, it was our idea. I'm like,

596
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Speaker 6: you know, it was the Golden Girls idea. Yeah, it

597
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 6: was Harris's idea. Yes, the woman who created it.

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Speaker 2: And like so.

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Speaker 4: And also just the idea that a group of gay

600
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 4: men would want to then re enact old Golden Girls

601
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 4: is like, sorry, that's kind of standard fare.

602
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I feel it comes with the territory.

603
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,959
Speaker 6: Happening since the Golden Girls were on the air. Yes,

604
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 6: and then there was the real lib Brady bunch with

605
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Speaker 6: all the you know, the Soloways and all the annoyance

606
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Speaker 6: theater people who ever kicked it off in the early nineties.

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Speaker 2: Which is how I first met you.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Yeah, annoyance theater is Joe Bill.

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Speaker 2: Is that a name in the Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know that some people have those.

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Speaker 6: Joe Bill, Shoe Bill, Jack Bryan, Tom Mark.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a guy, annoyance theater guy. When I

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Speaker 3: went to an improv the Big Stink In Prov Festival

614
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 3: in Austin, Texas, there's a guy named Joe Bill.

615
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 2: Oh oh, he's just trying to drop a name.

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Speaker 1: Man, sarn help her Sharna.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was I It's a.

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Speaker 1: Book I pretended to read to fit in that traffic

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Speaker 1: is crazy?

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Speaker 2: What is up?

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Speaker 3: And you see how Karen isn't faced by it. There's

622
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Speaker 3: no times where I'm driving and trying to also at

623
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Speaker 3: the same time think of sentences for this words other

624
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: than oh my god, we're gonna die. And she's so

625
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 3: much better at it, calm. She prefers to drive at

626
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Speaker 3: five o'clock. We usually do record a rush hour. This

627
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Speaker 3: is It's right, I'm at press, I'm sweatings.

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Speaker 2: Thanks everybody.

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Speaker 4: Wait, did we force you basically to take an uber

630
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Speaker 4: to rehearsal so we could drive you home?

631
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

632
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Speaker 2: Basically.

633
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Speaker 6: I mean I could have probably gotten ride from a

634
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Speaker 6: two druggie, but I I was fine with it. I

635
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Speaker 6: do it sometimes, just not to have to drive in

636
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 6: the show. Okay, Drew's Missus Garrett and he's the son

637
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Speaker 6: of a bitch. Is going to steal the motherfucking show?

638
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: Yes he is. I mean he hits new.

639
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 6: Levels as Charlotte Ray as Missus Garrett. I mean, even

640
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Speaker 6: if you think you know what you's gonna pull, it's

641
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 6: like and so it's a rewrite. Where in Golden Girls,

642
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 6: as Karen knows, we do the straight up scripts. Maybe

643
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 6: there's a little spin on it with maybe.

644
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 2: A winker of nasty words. Maybe maybe maybe.

645
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 6: A little Carrie, especially when I'm Sophia and I just

646
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Speaker 6: run out through the audience and break the fourth all

647
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 6: and screamed that I want to die but.

648
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Speaker 1: Still getting used to do that too.

649
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 2: You sure did.

650
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: So this is like Jackie beating Sherry Vine.

651
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Speaker 6: Like we rewrote an episode to make it an hour

652
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Speaker 6: and fill in all this stuff, and there's.

653
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Speaker 2: A talent show. Yes, we should do a talent.

654
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Speaker 4: I can't fucking wait because are you coming? Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 4: I have I have the tickets.

656
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Speaker 2: Oh good, Yes. I bought my tickets the second you

657
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Speaker 2: tweeted about.

658
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Speaker 1: It because I was like, I told me that's how

659
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Speaker 1: you told me. Yes.

660
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Speaker 4: I was like, I'm fucking there the first time you

661
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Speaker 4: guys said Golden Girls life, I bought tickets and then

662
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 4: couldn't go.

663
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Speaker 2: And I almost had a nervous breakdown because I'm like.

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Speaker 4: I don't like anything, and this is everything I like

665
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Speaker 4: on one in one night, like I have to.

666
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Speaker 2: Be there for it.

667
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 4: So I've seen Golden Girls live twice at least twice,

668
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 4: if not more, I think maybe three times, and I've.

669
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Speaker 2: Talked about and I'm you did on on MFM.

670
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Speaker 4: How when everyone was singing the theme song together, it

671
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Speaker 4: like healed me in a way that at that time

672
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 4: I needed it so bad where I was just like,

673
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 4: oh no, yes, everything is good and fine and we're

674
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 4: all together singing that fucking Golden Girls theme song.

675
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: Yeah that show when it it's came up again, it's

676
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 3: on some streaming network, like you can watch all of

677
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 3: them now, and it is the It's a medicinal it

678
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 3: is it. Yeah, the feeling it gives me just not

679
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 3: just nostalgic on just just the colors, the sounds, yes,

680
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 3: their voice tones.

681
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,479
Speaker 4: It's very calming and like relaxing, you know, you know

682
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 4: that like here comes be Arthur and she's fucking gonna

683
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 4: fucking set this thing up.

684
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 3: And boom there's Sophias, whereas like show like mash just

685
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 3: made me think, oh, I have to do homework and

686
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 3: my mom's gonna start vacuuming.

687
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, that's how I was with Happy Days?

688
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh god, yeah, why did Happy Days bum

689
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 3: me out?

690
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: Sometimes?

691
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 6: It made me so mad when I was little that

692
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 6: it was like it started out kind of being the

693
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 6: fifties in the first couple of seasons, and then it

694
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 6: went right to like fuck you, We're having feathered Hairy

695
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 6: loves Chachi and everyone's got a mullet, yeah.

696
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: With the popped collars. What are you guys doing missing

697
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: on this period? Yes?

698
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 6: Completely, I mean it used to make me mad well.

699
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 6: Facts of Life sadly is it needed to rewrite. It

700
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 6: doesn't have the same chase. That's why we can do

701
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 6: the Golden Girls now. The writing almost all of them.

702
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 6: Every once in a while you'll have a little bit

703
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 6: of like really writers, Yeah, but for the most part

704
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 6: it's tight as a drawn.

705
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: Yes, so Facts of Life you did first.

706
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 6: I did Facts of Life actually in my long career

707
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,719
Speaker 6: playing teenage girls on stage screaming and wigs.

708
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 2: Sure terists.

709
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: Some guys like it.

710
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 6: Gentleman of a straight persuasion can have an eye out.

711
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: That's a never story for podcast.

712
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 6: Anyway, we did the late nineties with for the first

713
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 6: time I did it, and this guy Steve Sobel, who's

714
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 6: a straight guy who's a straight, hairy, very like, butch

715
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 6: cute guy, played Joe, so we played up the sexual tension.

716
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

717
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 6: His only like nod to drag was clipping on a ponytail.

718
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 6: He was just a fucking dude, a denim cutoff fest.

719
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: Yes.

720
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 6: And then we had celebrity like rotating celebrity Natalies, including

721
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 6: Jackie Beet, Julie Brown, Margaret Chow and some other folks.

722
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: And then we did Never.

723
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 4: Never carecal Garef, who literally got called Natalie from Facts

724
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 4: of Life for hair entire.

725
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: Really, how do we not do that?

726
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 2: Weird?

727
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 4: I think I don't think I had the juice at

728
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 4: the time that I that I would have.

729
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 6: This was right, This was like ninety seven, ninety eight

730
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 6: the first time. The second time we did it was

731
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 6: three and o four. You were probably too famous by that.

732
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 3: I just tapped into the juice recently. Her confidence in

733
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 3: being able to do things, Yes, exactly said I can

734
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 3: do things.

735
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: Also.

736
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 4: I think for me, the Natalie wound was still too

737
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 4: fresh to do it in four where I was like

738
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 4: all my life, I was just like really or just again,

739
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 4: I'm going to be.

740
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 3: Called Natalie can't the girl with the hot with the

741
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 3: grease stained mix fix and motorcycles.

742
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: That's her name? That show?

743
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one show.

744
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: Tig said. She always wanted to be here.

745
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: Yes, well, yeah, she's she's so well.

746
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 6: I mean we also play up the lesbian of the

747
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 6: but it's but a Sherry Vine's playing Joe.

748
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 2: That's so funny.

749
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 4: Also, I will just argue for Natalie in one moment

750
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 4: to say she does have like a weird Didn't she

751
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 4: and George Clooney when he came to be the handyman

752
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 4: when they opened that dumb store.

753
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 2: Didn't Natalie and George Clooney have a thing in real life? No?

754
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 4: No, no, But on the show it was likely probably

755
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 4: the handyman was into It was like this breaking the down,

756
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 4: this concept of like he could like her. Where I

757
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 4: was sitting at home, going, holy shit, it's anything's possible.

758
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 6: Oh, maybe I didn't really watch it because I was

759
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:04,959
Speaker 6: an adult already.

760
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 2: I'm old.

761
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 6: I was like in high school and college during the

762
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 6: Facts of Life years.

763
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, with him for a long time.

764
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 6: Yeah. But the thing is we've all become because we were.

765
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 6: I was in this indie movie which Drew is one

766
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 6: of the stars of, like in fourteen or fifteen, called

767
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 6: You're Killing Me with Jeffrey Sealth and who you know,

768
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 6: and like all these Bryan Softy's in it, ye Edie Patterson,

769
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 6: Matthew Wilkes and our friend Jim Handsome wrote and then

770
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 6: Mendy Cohene, who played Natalie is in it. She's and

771
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 6: so we all became friendly with Mendy and she's come

772
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 6: to Golden Girls and stuff. She's a delight and she's

773
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,720
Speaker 6: around and so she but we were kind of nervous

774
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 6: because you know, the Natalie thing is yes, so we didn't.

775
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 6: We had to be like, it's going to be it's raunch,

776
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 6: it's crazy, it's wild, it's really dirty, and you know,

777
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 6: she's been supportive about all of She's like, I love

778
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 6: you guys and liking all this stuff on Instagram. But

779
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 6: then she's not coming mo because she says she's uptown

780
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 6: because Drew just checked with her for the best.

781
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 2: It's probably for the best. Also, I think.

782
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 4: It's a different like I think people wouldn't be able

783
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 4: to enjoy it as much because yes, it's the whole

784
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 4: thing is everything's ascended up.

785
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 2: So like if you knew she was there, then.

786
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 4: Everyone would be like, oh, like we should be respectful

787
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 4: to her, where it's like, no, it's not about that.

788
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 6: Also in their small spaces. This happened the last round

789
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,399
Speaker 6: of Golden Girls in January. Three people came that were

790
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 6: friends of ours who were pretty famous, Like you know,

791
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 6: notice the name, I'll tell you it was literally in

792
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 6: one in the back of the middle, Lauren Graham on

793
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,959
Speaker 6: one side in the corner, Sean Hayes, and then Ross

794
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 6: Matthews on the front row, who is very well known

795
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 6: to gay people, especially from Reural's drag Race.

796
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 2: All friends of ours.

797
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 6: Se Shawn and Lauren really had never come yet, which

798
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 6: was strange because Lauren comes to my stuff there all

799
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 6: the time and so does Sean. That they were like,

800
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 6: the people were like because it's a small space, like

801
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,919
Speaker 6: sixty to seventy people, people.

802
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: Especially those gays down there, were like just staring.

803
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 2: They were really laughing. Was really odd.

804
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 6: Looking up behind the sea are the It's comedy legend,

805
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 6: Sean Hayes laughing and stuff like that, you know, literally

806
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 6: staring at the Emmy winners to see if it's okay

807
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 6: to react.

808
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's and it always has an impact.

809
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: So that's like it's you know, it's that can be

810
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 1: a thing.

811
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 2: And it would be definitely that way if Mindy were

812
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: there in the front row.

813
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

814
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 3: Really to have a And it's not a rule I enforce,

815
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 3: but I wish always that it was just strangers in

816
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 3: every audience, always strangeways. No one that knows me, no

817
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 3: one that's ever been in my family or naked with me.

818
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 3: Those are entirely separate. Yeah, yeah, I.

819
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: Just yeah, strangers only, Yes, we can.

820
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 2: We can really want farmers only in a strangers no

821
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 2: farmers that you.

822
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 3: Know, just American Gothic audience catchforks and then they.

823
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: Run me out of town.

824
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 2: Every time.

825
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be so frustrating that I would be

826
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 3: so embarrassed.

827
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: Hi, everyone's staring up at Sean.

828
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 4: Well and also in the it makes me think of

829
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 4: what was the name of when you and Drew did

830
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 4: the one where.

831
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 2: You're strong Choices.

832
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 4: Yes, so they did it to mancho that was like

833
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 4: half improvised, called strong Strong Choices. And they're too like

834
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 4: these weirdo like lifestyle guru life.

835
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 6: Pages, gay ex lovers who hate each other hate each other.

836
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 4: They're fighting, but they're also improvising the advice they're giving.

837
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 3: And it's shownars like you're selling a cassette tape.

838
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 6: Were selling well that we're selling a retreat up into Mecula.

839
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 6: It's eight hundred and seventy five dollars a day for women.

840
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 6: Men are much less a reconstituted We've saved a puppy

841
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 6: mail up there, and we have like like a retreat

842
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 6: and a gurt and everything. Yeah, lots of like naked

843
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 6: you know, healings and all kinds of bullshit, and we

844
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 6: heal each other and we bring on our tools, which

845
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 6: is just this is legitimate giant trash bag of wigs

846
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 6: that I've had since the nineties, and we dump them

847
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 6: out and make people pick a wig to represent their

848
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 6: problems and we put them on and like role play

849
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 6: with them.

850
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: Yes.

851
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 4: And then then at one point, and I think you

852
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 4: were doing you were saying, who who a person in

853
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 4: the audience.

854
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: The spirit animal is? And so he's just they're just

855
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: riffing it.

856
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 4: And it's so hilarious because you can tell Drew and

857
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 4: Sam as people are trying to out like they're trying

858
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 4: to different direction the riff.

859
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 2: So one person says, be Arthur.

860
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 4: And then it's like, clearly, Sam can't do anything in

861
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 4: the b Arthur world.

862
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 6: I'm like soiled CBS receipt.

863
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 2: Yes, it's going like this.

864
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 4: And at one point, and I don't know why, because

865
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 4: I know you, It's not like I haven't been to

866
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 4: a live show before. But Sam looks up at the

867
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 4: at the row I'm in, and then and just goes

868
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 4: back row the entire cast.

869
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: Of the Sandlot and I almost had.

870
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 4: A nervous breakdown of lacking so hard it was and

871
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 4: it was like kind of like you look down the row,

872
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 4: like yep, that is.

873
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: Who we are.

874
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 6: It was so well, the new one we're gonna do

875
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 6: because we did that so many times. We try to

876
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 6: get it on TV and a websteries and all this shit.

877
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 6: You you know, you plod through with things coming this

878
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 6: close to happening then not. So then we were like

879
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 6: fuck it, and we've been doing our own things. But

880
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 6: now we put it together a new one, which is

881
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 6: called We Are Special Bitches because we came out of

882
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 6: the Golden Girls and this our friend Joe Tower looked

883
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 6: at me and Drew, it's like you two, you two

884
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 6: are just fucking special bitches.

885
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: That's our new show.

886
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 6: So we decided Drew's the drama teacher and I'm his

887
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 6: star student, who's probably also fucking who's like this, you know,

888
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 6: forty five year old gay man who thinks he can

889
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 6: compete with like you know.

890
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 2: The Hemsworth.

891
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 6: And it's very bitter and angry, and it's based on

892
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 6: these people that I've known that like literally have been

893
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 6: acting for twenty years and it's just really in class. Yes,

894
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 6: and they and they've done like a little thing here

895
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 6: or there, and so we're gonna and I'm gonna we're

896
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 6: gonna write scenes and plays and make the audience do them. Yes,

897
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 6: that sounds I love the third week of June Casito.

898
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 3: We love improvised audience interaction where it doesn't have to

899
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 3: be like you know what I'm saying, yes, because like

900
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 3: the way they do I know it right, it's the

901
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 3: dearest that's request or whatever.

902
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 2: No, they're right, it's structured. Improve yes, structured.

903
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 4: But then the way you guys do it, it's just this,

904
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 4: it's like we're going to use you. Sure, you can

905
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 4: try to be funny too, but it'll only bite you

906
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 4: in the ass.

907
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: Like that's my favorite thing. And I think it.

908
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 4: Also is an element of It's why I love gay

909
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 4: I will be specific to say gay male comedy, if

910
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 4: not drag queen comedy. It's oh, you can try, right,

911
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 4: but we're going to come at you. Yeah, you have

912
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 4: no idea what's about to happen to you. So yeah,

913
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 4: you can try to be the witty one in this

914
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 4: audience if you want to, but it's a mistake and

915
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 4: that's I.

916
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 3: Think someone told me that a long time ago, mainly

917
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 3: with stand up, that you will always win with a

918
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 3: Hackler one.

919
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: You're amplified. All you have to do is repeat.

920
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 3: But I still, whenever it happens, I'm like, God, I

921
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 3: keep doing well with these Claire's.

922
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't.

923
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 3: Why didn't I ever just have the confidence and the like,

924
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 3: go ahead and try, try.

925
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: And be funny or loud, try and be drunk. Did

926
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: you remember exactly?

927
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 2: Of course?

928
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, because I didn't remind you. It's amazing.

929
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 4: Well, also because there was a Sam was a witness

930
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 4: to a fucking, oh shit, terrible murder.

931
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 2: What your well, I met a murderer. I didn't witness

932
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 2: you know, no, no, yeah, sorry, that it's fine.

933
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 4: That's my way of saying anything is like, what's the

934
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 4: most insane way to say this?

935
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 6: Because literally I had to say to the detective what

936
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 6: will my part be at the trial? He was like,

937
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 6: He's like, again, you didn't witness the murderer, the murderer.

938
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: How did you make the murder? What was the murder

939
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: meeting situation? I must know.

940
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 2: I'm just going to drive around here until yeah, we

941
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 2: get on the top of this area.

942
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,399
Speaker 6: You know, you know how to do that, I think,

943
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 6: so just take it right and it goes all the

944
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 6: way around.

945
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:53,720
Speaker 2: It's adorable.

946
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: Okay, awesome.

947
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 6: Okay, So I'm going to show you some things Chris

948
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 6: this week as we do this.

949
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: So this is this neighborhood I live in.

950
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 6: Okay, it's beautiful, and I live in the in the

951
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 6: guesthouse of a celebrity friend.

952
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 2: We'll talk about later.

953
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: Okay. So it's right down here. So you have parking then,

954
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: because it's impossible.

955
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 2: I do.

956
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 3: Went to a party and I said, I'm just saying

957
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 3: hi because there's no where to park, and then I'm leaving.

958
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: Okay, we do.

959
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 6: So this is it's here on the left okay, now,

960
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 6: oh beautiful.

961
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 2: What a right place doing the pool. So there's like

962
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 2: some construction stuff.

963
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 6: So you see that gate and then you see this

964
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 6: back areas that goes up to the pool and to me, okay, sure,

965
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 6: so and this is on the left over here is

966
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 6: where my that's my my the the vehicle, that's my

967
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 6: port of botty, which is another story, another police call.

968
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 2: Get to that in a minute. Okay.

969
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 6: So that front, those front, that gate, where those stairs

970
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 6: are that gate was open one day and me and

971
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 6: and Geo also my best friend who Kiera knows it.

972
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 6: Also they're known as the drag Queen Ross druss Balless.

973
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: Oh I really, I really like her.

974
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the best.

975
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 6: We were watching the Cross dru Rupeaul's Drag Race East

976
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 6: Coast Speed because that's the kind of direct TV we got,

977
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 6: And so I looked out the window and there was

978
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 6: this young man on the steps and he looked very

979
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 6: You could do either one because it's just that down

980
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 6: goes longer, so just stick the.

981
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 1: Down one, would you say?

982
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 6: He looked frazzled, frazzled one word, he frazzled, little fazzled.

983
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 2: That was he accurate?

984
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 6: That's accurate. He looked very frazzled, like his hair was

985
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 6: at loose ends. He was scruffy, duffy.

986
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: Why I've made him.

987
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 8: Uh missus Frizzle the surfer guy that lived behind Ojatokle

988
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 8: in this story, I'm to Kato Kale, sorry, I keep

989
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 8: I wish I had that changing rolls.

990
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 6: So anyway, he starts to come up those steps. He's

991
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 6: got a paper bag like a rouse back filled with

992
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 6: like clothes or something, and this like briefcasing and he's

993
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 6: carrying a pizza flyer. He's just like, and I we've

994
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 6: had this is this area is close enough to like

995
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 6: the area of Hollywood. It's not great that like you know,

996
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 6: we get we've had weirdos and vegarans dragfly so and

997
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 6: you just take the right. So he I said, hey, buddy,

998
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 6: you gotta you gotta go down because because my my

999
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 6: the window in my living room and my bedroom overlooked

1000
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 6: the front stairs there.

1001
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: Right, that's the way it say.

1002
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 6: It's more like a like a like a it's an apartment.

1003
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,760
Speaker 2: It's probably it used to be the show first quarters.

1004
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: It's above that one garage point.

1005
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, exactly where Cato would live.

1006
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 6: So I look out he was and he and I

1007
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 6: was like, hey, buddy, and Geo knows him, and I

1008
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 6: was like, hey, you gotta get out of here.

1009
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: And he was like, I need something to eat.

1010
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, he's like, well, that's not recognized

1011
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 1: him from previous encounters. No, no, g it's the first

1012
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: person that saw him. He looked he was very pizza flyer.

1013
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 6: Well he was like gesturing with the pizza flyer like

1014
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 6: that was his astray to get food from us exactly.

1015
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: That's distraction.

1016
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah exactly. And I was like, no, no,

1017
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: you got to go.

1018
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 6: He was like, well, I need work or money. And

1019
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 6: I was like, there's nothing for you here, please go away,

1020
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 6: and he was like oh. And I was like and

1021
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 6: I always had to go out there, and he was

1022
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 6: like just kind of like stomping and puffing and being

1023
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 6: like pissy about it. I was like, nobody, go down now,

1024
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 6: and so I ran out and I closed the gate.

1025
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 6: Once he got out of there, I saw him from

1026
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 6: an other living room window go to the neighbor across

1027
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 6: the street which we passed, and there was a workman

1028
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 6: working on their gate. So he was trying to go

1029
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 6: and the workman stopped and was talking to him, and

1030
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 6: I could just see the workman like show him off.

1031
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 6: The next morning I get up, she was picking him

1032
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 6: up and picking me up to this meeting.

1033
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 2: He's not a sleepover friend. It's not like that.

1034
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 6: I was gonna ask you, well, that's another story, that's

1035
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 6: not him. So then he My sister who lives in

1036
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 6: the valley, texted me and she's like, there was a

1037
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 6: murder in her neighborhood and my brother, my brother in law.

1038
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 6: We call him Captain Infrastructure because he's always surveilling the

1039
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 6: parameter and the perimeter and he's always like he knows everything.

1040
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 6: He's the one who found me the rehab to get into.

1041
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 6: He's just that guy. And his sister and brother in

1042
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 6: law are cops. His family's military and teachers. They are

1043
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 6: not fucking around.

1044
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 2: He's like, he holds it down exactly there.

1045
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 6: And it's a giant, giant, drunken Irish Catholic family. So yeah,

1046
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 6: so who I spent a long Easter with on Sunday,

1047
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 6: different story anyway, Easter egg hunt, cash prizes. Well, there's

1048
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 6: numbers in the eggs. They all correspond. It's like the

1049
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 6: fucking lotto.

1050
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 2: So anyway, then my sister's like, there's a murder. I look,

1051
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go to the murder house. Shout muse. Oh boy.

1052
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 6: So then we and then my my friend who owns

1053
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 6: the house, and she calls me. She was like, oh

1054
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 6: my god, one of the neighbors got murdered. So here's

1055
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 6: what turns out. Here's what happened. There was a guy he.

1056
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: Was yes, I just go that way looking for work

1057
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 1: and pizza.

1058
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 6: So there was this there were some weird details at first,

1059
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 6: because it was I don't know whether to say these

1060
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 6: names or not.

1061
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 2: I'll say this.

1062
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 6: The house was owned by this famous Canadian TV personality

1063
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 6: who I had heard of. And the first thing was like, oh,

1064
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 6: I don't know, No, that's my house. No one's staying there,

1065
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 6: it's empty. The next wave came through of like, oh no,

1066
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 6: this friend of mine, this Canadian actor, was staying there.

1067
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 6: And I knew he was there, but it was weird

1068
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 6: and fishy, and he was the one who this same

1069
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 6: kid at two in the morning. I don't know if

1070
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 6: he was hiding there or had just come in with

1071
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 6: the guy got home at two am in the morning,

1072
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 6: loud music playing and this guy beat him to death

1073
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 6: with a small sledgehammer.

1074
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

1075
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 6: And then the thing was like he So then there

1076
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 6: was like on the community bulletin board, there was all

1077
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 6: this and you can just go up to the thing.

1078
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 2: This time.

1079
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 6: On the community bullet board, my friend who owns the

1080
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 6: house is telling me like, here's the description of the

1081
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 6: guy that was fleeing the suspect. I was like, that

1082
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 6: is exactly the guy I saw last night.

1083
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: Wow. So down to the Pitza Flyer.

1084
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 2: It's lost in the blood stuff.

1085
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm looking for working pizza hemmer.

1086
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 6: But so so this guy was like the guy he

1087
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 6: was just staying in his friend's house. And because that's

1088
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 6: the whole thing is like he so, what you gonna hear?

1089
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 6: Take this is hard right right here?

1090
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: Okay?

1091
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1092
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 6: Down and yeah he said the classic throw it over

1093
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 6: the believe the people look at their dogs run over

1094
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 6: your people are always walking in the middle with their

1095
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 6: dogs ear pods in.

1096
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, with the fifteen feet away from them.

1097
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1098
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 6: And then so then uh, this we it was immediately

1099
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 6: I had I called the cops to talk to me.

1100
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 6: I was working on this some friends fucking web series

1101
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 6: like every weekend that September. It was in September, and

1102
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 6: then I was working on that show The.

1103
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 2: Mick, and like that.

1104
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: Joe was so funny.

1105
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 2: I wish that it was. It was so much fun.

1106
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: He was a writer on it. He's oh, I know him,

1107
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: he's my friend.

1108
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 2: Okay cool. The end it was it was last longer.

1109
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 2: It was so yeah, I thought you met Chris's story.

1110
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 6: So then I'm going to point it to it's it's

1111
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 6: like there are these steps right there, and I think

1112
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 6: it was a little bit further down here. It was

1113
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 6: either this one or the one up behind it on

1114
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 6: the steps. Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So the access

1115
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 6: is from the steps basically, yeah, because we can go

1116
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 6: from those steps all the way up to the street

1117
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 6: that we were up above.

1118
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 3: Because you said Canadian actor, I think it was that house,

1119
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 3: and I think I had a friend that watches that

1120
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 3: house sometimes, and now I'm going to ask him about

1121
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 3: this murder situation.

1122
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, you left.

1123
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: Brings around, so scary.

1124
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 3: What's so one different move that you could have made,

1125
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 3: you could have been the next Well, that.

1126
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 2: Was the whole thing.

1127
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 6: And then nanny was upstairs, and the couple and they

1128
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 6: have two kids that live there in my place, are there?

1129
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: They looked like someone capable of murder.

1130
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 6: You can just tell him, no, he didn't. He looked

1131
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 6: he was a young, skinny kid. He didn't even he

1132
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 6: looked like kind of a teenager. So he escaped and

1133
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 6: then that same he somehow got to either Arizona or

1134
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 6: Vegas because they had to wait to extradite him from there.

1135
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 6: So that same week, once I talked to the detectives, which,

1136
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 6: let me.

1137
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 2: Tell you something, Yeah, no, you don't even have to

1138
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 2: do Karen no, I know.

1139
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 6: It's it's one of those guys that you and me

1140
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 6: both would just claw our shirts off and climb like

1141
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 6: a tree.

1142
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 4: You know that one time there was a shooting in

1143
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 4: my neighborhood and there were cops.

1144
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: Oh you're hot, cops around me. Sorry's detective.

1145
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 4: I know which name might have his card, but we

1146
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 4: were I think we talked about this because my doorbell rang.

1147
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: I opened the door and it's a guy in a

1148
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 2: suit with a big watch and slick back hair. And

1149
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 2: I was just like immediately like grabbed my robe, like.

1150
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,439
Speaker 4: And it's just like some dude that's like, yeah, people

1151
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 4: are killing people.

1152
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 2: And I'm here to take care of business.

1153
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: You're just like, holy Maybe it's just like guys work

1154
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: for the city.

1155
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 2: It was a municipal well. I mean, I'm not afraid

1156
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 2: of any of that.

1157
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 4: I love a steady paycheck and Social Security yeah great retirement.

1158
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god.

1159
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 6: He so my first meeting with him is this is

1160
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 6: how stupid I am. I had a table read at

1161
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 6: Fox for this show for The Mick, and they where

1162
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 6: I was playing Steven Believe it or not, a bitchy wasp,

1163
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 6: the fifty year old gossip Colin to have the goods

1164
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 6: on Kaitlin.

1165
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: God, I think I saw that with an offer. It

1166
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: was a hi, how are you yes?

1167
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 2: No audition off on? Oh, I was crazy. It was

1168
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: a miracle.

1169
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 6: So anyway, then the the because that was like I

1170
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 6: booked the job. And then they were like the detective

1171
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 6: said I need to see you like now basically to

1172
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 6: question you about this. And I said, that is, sergeant exactly,

1173
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 6: this is how like I was so dumb and what's

1174
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 6: the word, like not vain, but you'll you'll know the

1175
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,760
Speaker 6: word after I tell the story.

1176
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 2: I say to him, I said, you know what, I've.

1177
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 9: Actually had this job at Fox and it's a table

1178
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 9: read and I don't know if I can get you

1179
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 9: on the lot with a drive on And he said, uh,

1180
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 9: I have a pass that gets me onto every lot

1181
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 9: in town.

1182
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 6: And then he showed you a bad Basically he didn't

1183
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 6: say that because it was over the phone, but that's

1184
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 6: when he meant.

1185
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 2: And then my pants dropped off.

1186
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I got that on my in the morning.

1187
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 4: Then then you're certainly welcome on to this lot.

1188
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 1: Exactly speaking of a sand lot.

1189
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 2: It's my sam loot.

1190
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 6: But then I was like, I don't because He was like,

1191
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 6: I'll meet you there at the at THET I was like,

1192
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 6: I don't want to go to this table ry where

1193
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 6: I got a job offer with the Homs homicide detective.

1194
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 3: I thought that might look bad or do you know

1195
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 3: you gotta go with something to make your character.

1196
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 2: No, it's the fucking coolest.

1197
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 3: Bring a homicide detective with me every audition and get all.

1198
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: The cat food commercials.

1199
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 6: So then he said where can Oh my god, Karen.

1200
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 6: I felt so glamorous and like in a TV show.

1201
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 2: He was like whoa.

1202
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 6: I was like, you know, can I meet? He was

1203
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 6: half somewhere over near there. He was like, meet me

1204
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 6: at Roxbury Park. He's like parking the red next to

1205
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 6: my charger and he had got charger and and so

1206
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 6: I just and that's what I did.

1207
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,919
Speaker 2: And immediately as soon.

1208
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 6: As I pulled up, I was like, holy shit because

1209
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 6: I hadn't seen him, and I tried. I was gonna sneak,

1210
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 6: try to sneak a picture of him.

1211
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, that has to be illegal.

1212
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 6: And so then I had to look at all these

1213
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 6: mug shots and immediately I was like, and they're not indifferent.

1214
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 6: They have a folder, they take a statement, they write

1215
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 6: down your statement, they record your statement, and then they

1216
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 6: had the six pictures on the same piece of paper.

1217
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 2: It's not like six different ones.

1218
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I was like, absolutely him, and he was

1219
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:43,439
Speaker 6: and they're like disregard earrings, jewelry, hair color, beard, facial fires, hats, yeah,

1220
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 6: pizza flyers. And I said, absolutely him, Yes, absolutely him.

1221
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 6: And did they ultimately catch him? They caught him good,

1222
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 6: they had they knew it was him. They had to

1223
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 6: wait till he got extradited back or whatever it's called. Yeah, yeah,

1224
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 6: from ves not good, literally long enough.

1225
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: To get this.

1226
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 6: So when we first saw the murderer, we were sitting

1227
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 6: down to watch watch RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, and

1228
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 6: the whole other cycle had started because literally we and

1229
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 6: I had to talk to the cops a couple of

1230
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 6: times between that. Literally, me and g O were sitting

1231
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 6: down in my house to watch RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars,

1232
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 6: I guess season three or four, and they knocked on

1233
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 6: the door. They didn't call or text or anything. And

1234
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 6: I opened the door and it's this detective and his partner,

1235
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,439
Speaker 6: and I was like, thank God.

1236
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 2: Back in the days when I was Stephen, I was

1237
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 2: high all the time.

1238
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 6: We were drunk off my ass, off my ass in

1239
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 6: my underpan.

1240
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was.

1241
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 6: Like, oh, officer, it's so funny because this is my

1242
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 6: same friend here that was here when the murder happened,

1243
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 6: and we're watching the same exactly.

1244
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: Do you guys have a sense of humor about this?

1245
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 6: Tell me you, dude, did I make it clear I'm

1246
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 6: gay and I'll do anything to pleasure you.

1247
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 1: So then they sat there and the funny thing I

1248
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: can say all this right, Yeah, So.

1249
00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 6: Anyway, I mean that was one time and then they

1250
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 6: were telling me I forget that time. We just oh

1251
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 6: that was He's like, it's called trial prep. We're here

1252
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 6: just to make sure basically that you're not a fucking liar.

1253
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 6: And it was literally like.

1254
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,280
Speaker 1: The home of a liar?

1255
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 4: Does it look like the garage apartment of a liar?

1256
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 3: That house gets me into your bedge, I know that

1257
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:20,720
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense.

1258
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 6: So I was like, here's the window, here's where he was,

1259
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 6: here's the gate, here's where he was going, Here's where

1260
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 6: I saw him, And they walked through everything.

1261
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 2: Thank god the house was clean. Yeah.

1262
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, just because it's a surprise visit.

1263
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 2: Because of course it's a surprise visit.

1264
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 6: Because if they walk in and I'm like, I'm on acid,

1265
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 6: muggy scrawling across my pizza.

1266
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,439
Speaker 2: We'll get a dirty house. Miss him.

1267
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 6: Ginger, I'm gonna bite you, oh god it or whatever.

1268
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 2: It seemed a little too on the nose.

1269
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: Literally, this is my friend who was here. We're watching

1270
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: the same TV show. And so then I had to.

1271
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 6: Meet him again, like he called, and we met him

1272
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 6: again like months later, because at that point, at the

1273
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 6: surprise house visit, he was like, you may have to

1274
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 6: you may have to testify at the trial, and you

1275
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 6: may not. It may not go to trial and all

1276
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 6: the things that can happen.

1277
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 1: He may just be.

1278
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 2: Straight up guilty.

1279
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 6: And and then the next time he came to visit

1280
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 6: me with his other partner, they were at the end

1281
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 6: of their shift and they wouldn't leave and that and

1282
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 6: I had a lot of fantasies about that. Yeally, but

1283
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 6: the partner wasn't hot. But the partner was just like,

1284
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 6: here's the other thing. What way were they not leaving?

1285
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 6: Like so they were just they were just chucked in

1286
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 6: and we kept talking. They made me look at another

1287
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 6: set of mugshots. And this is interesting for my favorite

1288
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 6: murder gang yes. He was like, look at these headshots

1289
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 6: in black and white. He was like, and I was like,

1290
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 6: which one is it? And I was like it was

1291
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 6: a different set. I'm sorry, And I was like, I

1292
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 6: cannot pick him out. I said, he's like, within a

1293
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 6: shadow of a doubt, could you do it. I'm like,

1294
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 6: I was like, that was a year and a half

1295
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 6: ago or whatever it was, I cannot do that. He

1296
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 6: showed me a video of the guy the same killer

1297
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 6: on someone's nest camera down the street before, and the

1298
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 6: kid looked so much cleaner. It's like he must have

1299
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 6: had a rough night the night before. And my important

1300
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 6: thing was, I said, Officer, is he's psychopath. They seems

1301
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 6: like a straight up psycho. And he's like, he's not insane.

1302
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 6: He just is a bad person who did really bad thing.

1303
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 2: Oh wow, And I said that's worse.

1304
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 1: Yes, it is worse.

1305
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 2: It's a carrier's exactly.

1306
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 6: It's not one of these like you know, like full

1307
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 6: on like terrible child who knows what his child is.

1308
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 6: But he's like, yeah, he chose to do this. It

1309
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 6: wasn't voices telling It's not something you know.

1310
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,439
Speaker 4: He wasn't hallucinating. He didn't think the government was coming

1311
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 4: from me. He was like, I'm going to get caught

1312
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 4: because I broke into this place. This guy already own

1313
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 4: sledgehammer completely.

1314
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,439
Speaker 2: No, he found it there.

1315
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 6: I guess maybe it was not the bag, did he?

1316
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 6: So the guy was like, you know, I guess there

1317
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 6: was no trial. And the thing that freaked me out

1318
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 6: was like, how I could not I thought I had

1319
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 6: him tattooed.

1320
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 2: In my brain, the murderer.

1321
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 6: And then when I looked at this other set of

1322
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 6: different pictures and they recorded all that, and then he

1323
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 6: did this. After he turned the recorder off, he was like,

1324
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 6: you didn't pick the right guy, Oh, not the one.

1325
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, he said, that's just a kind

1326
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 6: of a lesson.

1327
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Speaker 3: What does it make you think more about when people

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00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 3: are accused falsely accused your car, how that actually can happen?

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00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: I know that was him because striped shirts. Why would

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00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 3: the other person also have a striped shirt?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was all that stuff. So nothing came of it,

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Speaker 6: you know, But then they were talking about to go

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Speaker 6: to jail though the I hope he did.

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Speaker 1: I keep wondering like, should I check it?

1337
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 6: I could probably ask the detective I still have his car.

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Speaker 1: Come right, over. Apparently I'll bring friends and leap out

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Speaker 1: of a cake.

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Speaker 6: But he was like when they were like trying to

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00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 6: make that the last time I saw them, which was

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Speaker 6: not a surprise because I was like, you know, I'm

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00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 6: an actor, so I don't know what's going to happen,

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00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 6: and I, you know, I can have an audition not

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Speaker 6: be there.

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Speaker 2: I was probably also just trying to like, you know,

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00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 2: pretend I was famous in front of them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And then when they got there, he was like the

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Speaker 6: partner who was older and scruffy or and I was hot.

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Speaker 2: He was all like, that's what.

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Speaker 6: I say to this one, the actor's life hump. And

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Speaker 6: I was like, oh, are you an actor to the

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Speaker 6: hot what he was like, I have a card.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great, I keep it right under my bed.

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Speaker 6: And so they were kind of like and then the

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Speaker 6: other guy told me this long story about the movies

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Speaker 6: he's worked on, and like being an extra cop on

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Speaker 6: things and then working you know how they have the

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Speaker 6: motorcycle cops.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, much.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I thought after being in a car wreck and not

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00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 3: getting the cops to come, they won't come unless you say, okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: my bone is sticking out and there's a guy with

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Speaker 3: a gun, then they'll show up.

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Speaker 1: Or you just have to have a film shoot right.

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Speaker 2: You can get it makes pay twenty five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got caught in a in a car accident.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's also on the set of an independent film.

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Speaker 3: Will you now come?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, don't give me still you know how I'm

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00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: all once we talked about cops.

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00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 2: You're hitting me.

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00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: Your sledgehammer. I need stuff thinking about Peter Gabriel.

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00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 2: Sam told me that's for after it happened. He was

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01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 2: just like, I have to tell you the story.

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01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 4: Like, remember that's when we went to that weird restaurant

1380
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 4: that was like strangely abandoned.

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01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was weird. Is that bartender? Yeah,

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01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 2: it's beautiful. Yeah. I will tell them.

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01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 6: I will tell them we're not recording, I'll tell you

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01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 6: the whole story.

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01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 4: Well I think we're here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this was Sam.

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01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 4: Why haven't we had you on before? And will you

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01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 4: please do it again?

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01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 2: I would love to And also Karen, what I still

1389
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 2: haven't told you?

1390
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 6: And every Weekend'm like I need to write this email

1391
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 6: to this qutie back. Here is the one about being

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01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 6: on my family's farm in the Indian village that got

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01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 6: churned up in the flood and finding.

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01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 2: The bones of an Indian village. Yeah, this whole freaking

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01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 2: burial ground that your family's house is built off. That's

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01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 2: a family farm.

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Speaker 1: The culture get.

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01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And we said it's a time and this.

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01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 6: Is an eighty five and we said, oh my god, Mama.

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01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 2: We were like, oh my god, we're cursed. And my

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01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 2: mother kept saying the flood, it was the curse.

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01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 3: You got rid of the tombstones, but you didn't get

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01:00:58,080 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 3: rid of the body instead.

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01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, just move the tombstuff. Yes, But it was like,

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01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 2: that's for another time. Okay, this has been a pure pleasure.

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01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm scared right now. It should be you should be very.

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01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 2: There's you should be all the time.

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01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 3: My apartment nice because no one's gonna Although while I

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01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 3: was gone, someone tried to break into my garage.

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01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 2: Well those sacks off really surely ship.

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01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 3: I didn't get in though, Oh good, good, because I

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01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 3: took something necessary about a plate cover.

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01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: I like to end the podcast.

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01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, on a plan cover you this weekend for sure?

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01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 2: Okay, Friday night, the opening night okay, yes, eight or

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01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 2: should we not say so?

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01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 6: You're yeah, okay, okay, just like, oh this will be

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01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 6: this will come out after so it doesn't matter.

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01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 2: Right, I don't even know.

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01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, good good, Then I'll see you then.

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01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 2: Okay, awesome, you think away. Love it, Chris. It's a delight.

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01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 2: I love Yeah, You're the best.

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01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: Thoroughly enjoy this podcast so much.

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01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 6: I will announce that I actively asked to be honest.

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01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 2: But you did it.

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01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 4: The timing was majestic because the three of us get

1427
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 4: into these text threads of hey, we have to record,

1428
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 4: Like Stephen goes, hey, you know this is the day

1429
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 4: that the next one goes up, so we have to

1430
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 4: figure something out.

1431
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 2: Then it takes twenty minutes for all of us to

1432
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 2: be like I'm here this day, I'm here that day

1433
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 2: because it has to be three of you. That's a nightmare.

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01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 4: And in the middle of all that, Chris goes I'll

1435
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 4: like drum up someone to get a guest, and.

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01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 2: You text hey, can I be on? I read yes

1437
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 2: during it, and I was just like, why that is solved?

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01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 6: It was that it was this team to listen to

1439
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 6: my intuition where I'm like, do it when you think

1440
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 6: of it, do it now?

1441
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 2: Because it's something in the air. Yes, yeah, there's a reason.

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01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've tapped it the same kind of intuition that

1443
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 3: keeps you from getting murdered.

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01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 2: Yes to tomorrow. No, no, thanks Sam, you guys, I'll

1445
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 2: see you. I'll soon tell I'll take my leave.

1446
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 6: You tell the sweet baby angela shape?

1447
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 1: Can I say it's the same deck shape.

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01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 2: He's a delight.

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01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm so glad.

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01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, bye, I love you. That was a legit

1451
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 2: drop off.

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01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it was. We were stuck to the

1453
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 1: real theme. Yeah. Actually like and we don't have to

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01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: next time.

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01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 3: It's just a reminder that we had a theme in

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01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 3: the beginning and we occasionally stick to it. Maybe we'll

1457
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 3: go to the airport again one day, although I hope not.

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01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 2: I hope not too.

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01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: Oh, it was going to see you both, you too.

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01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: Do you have anything coming up? I don't. I have

1461
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 1: some plugy type things, do it.

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01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 2: Plug it up.

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01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 3: I'm going to be in bend Or again on May

1464
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 3: ninth and Boise, I know, on May tenth.

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01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: And then I'm in.

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01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 3: Winnipeg at rumors May fourteenth through the eighteenth.

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01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:46,960
Speaker 2: Awesome.

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01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: I should tell my mom to go see you, Chris,

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01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 1: because she lives in Ben. Oh, that's terrific.

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01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 2: Ben.

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01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 3: I used to I have such a youthful love relationship

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01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 3: with that. I used to go there just to do

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01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 3: nothing but snowboard, and.

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01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: It was it's beautiful and it's a beautiful place.

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01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 3: That included eating, I like, just with snowboard every day

1476
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 3: and then eat crackers in the lodge.

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01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: I don't know how I live. Sure will mall liquor,

1478
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: but that's all I have to.

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01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome.

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01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 4: Everybody go see christ you live comedy, support him.

1481
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think. I think all my things are when.

1482
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 4: You go to this Clusterfest situation that's in June, and

1483
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 4: then our show for Clusterfest is Sunday, So I'm going

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01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 4: up Sunday.

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01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 1: Well, enjoy that.

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01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 2: And anyone.

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01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's still tickets available for Clusterfest, which is

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01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 4: a music and comedy festival.

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01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 2: I'm sure other things too. In San Francisco.

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01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 3: It is the June twenty third, even, thank you much,

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01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 3: and Clutch is on Sunday.

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01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, terrific.

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01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 2: Perfect.

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01:04:52,080 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 4: Well, this has been yet another captivating episode edition of

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01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 4: Do You Need a Ride?

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01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 2: I'm doing your life.

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01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:08,000
Speaker 1: It's okay, I don't even know it's okay.

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01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 2: D y n ayr.

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01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: But you can honk right now we're in.

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01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 2: Traffic, no, because it sounds like I'm walking of people.

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01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 2: That's how you get killed in this.

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01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 1: Town, Hondk.

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01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 3: It's one of the only places you can just honk

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01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 3: okay y.

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Speaker 1: This has been an Exactly Right production.

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01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 4: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy. Our talent

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01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 4: booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 4: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.