1 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly's Show. Final hour of The 2 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It's been such a good day. If 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: you missed any part of the show, you can catch 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. Once again, 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: as promised, Media Matters, the Communist Organization got really mad 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: at me for something I said about the FBI. As 7 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: an apology, I chose to play the entire thing I said, 8 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 1: and it's entirety an hour ago, and I promised you 9 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: because I'm really really sorry, I'm gonna play the entire 10 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 1: thing again for you right now. It is the Jesse 11 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Rand Paul says the FBI will only be 12 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 1: reformed if we remove and replace the top ten percent 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: of the agency. Now, I should clarify that I'm actually 14 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: a Rand Paul fan. I wish we had a hundred 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: of them. My goodness, would this country look differently if 16 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: we had one hundred Grandpau's in the Senate. That being said, 17 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: ten percent, we need to remove and replace ten percent 18 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 1: of the FBI. Feel like we missed a zero in there. 19 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: Let's begin at one hundred percent. I'll tell you what. 20 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: Let's do this. Let's look we don't want to be radical, 21 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: all right, we don't want to be. We really don't 22 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,279 Speaker 1: want to be. I don't want to be an extremist. Okay, 23 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 1: because I'm not an extremist, I won't say all the 24 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: things that should be done. I will simply say the realistic. Frankly, 25 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: the only acceptable outcome for all this is we take 26 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 1: one hundred percent of the employees at the FBI. We 27 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: fire every single one of them. Then we take them 28 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: all and we put them in a camp, a large 29 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: camp we have set up out in the desert. All 30 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: the former FBI employees will be removed and sent to 31 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: this camp. We'll get back to the camp in a 32 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: moment the FBI building itself once it's been emptied out. 33 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: Because we don't want anyone to get hurt, we will 34 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: not just do a controlled demolition on the Hoover building. 35 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: We will insist that it be broadcast nationally. Every single 36 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 1: TV station will carry this live as a message to 37 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 1: the American people of what happens to tyrants, especially people 38 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: who think they're above the law in the country. Then 39 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: we go back to the camp where they're at. Now 40 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: this is not some evil camp. We're giving everybody three 41 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: meals a day. They're going to be well treated, They're 42 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: going to be fed. That. That's when we will begin 43 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: our extensive investigation and interview process. And as we investigate, 44 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: as we interview these former FBI personnel from top to bottom, 45 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,119 Speaker 1: I mean top to bottom, Whenever we find somebody who 46 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: used his position of power and influence at the FBI 47 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: to politicize in any way on behalf of the Democratic Party, 48 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 1: that person will be removed from the camp in handcuffs 49 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: and leg irons and move to a jail where he 50 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: will await trial for a life sentence. Once convicted, he 51 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: will be placed in Fort Leavenworth or some kind of 52 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: federal prison for the rest of his life. That is 53 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: the reasonable outcome. Once you've developed a secret state police 54 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: agency that attacks Republicans on behalf of Democrats, you don't 55 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: need turn percent, you need a hundred. They all have 56 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: to go. And I don't just mean firings, like I said, 57 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: not just resigning. It's not just that they have to go. 58 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: People have to go to prison. People within the FBI 59 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: have to go to prison. Oh, Jesse, we don't have 60 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: enough prisons. I don't care to let the gangbangers out 61 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: put the FBI agents in I'm not even joking. They're 62 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 1: much more dangerous to the country. Put the FBI agents 63 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: in prison where they belong. Now, now we've gotten past that. 64 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: See that's how sorry I am. I'm so sorry. I 65 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: played it again and its entirety. If you Communists would 66 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: like to let me know anything else that I say 67 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: that upsets you, just let me know and I'll make 68 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: sure I play it again in its entirety. On the 69 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: show Dear Matchmaking Oracle. Two weeks ago, you answered my 70 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 1: email about what ages I should date as a forty 71 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: six year old male interested in starting a brood of 72 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 1: anti communists. This just cracks me up. I can't believe 73 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: this is happening. The following Monday, you read an email 74 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: from a thirty four year old dime open to dating 75 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: an older man. We have been able to connect online 76 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: on our pure talk phones. There are sparks and lots 77 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: of potential. However, we live seven hundred miles apart, which 78 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: makes it difficult to wine and dine her at red Lobster. 79 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: What's your take on long distance relationships and he tips 80 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: for success? If it works out, I plan to name 81 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: our firstborn Jessee Ha Oh, that's not nice. Then he said, 82 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 1: I still need to pick a name. If it's a 83 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: boy nice. That's not very nice at all, and it 84 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: finished the Dasa and Buenos tar one. I already know 85 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: this whole thing is going to work out, and you 86 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: know why because you both have chosen to save a 87 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 1: pile of money by switching to pure Talk. All right, 88 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: you had Verizon, you had AT and T, you had 89 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: T Mobile, but you chose to each stop funding this 90 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: cultural Marxist filth and switch to Pure Talk. My bill 91 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: for my family before it got cut in half when 92 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: we switched to pure Talk. Plus. Right now, when you 93 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly, you'll 94 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: save an additional fifty percent off your first month. Now 95 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: that's the good news. So you switched to pure Talk, 96 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: each of you did pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. 97 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: The better news is this with the money, with the 98 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 1: cell phone money you saved switching to pure Talk. It 99 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: doesn't have to be long distance. In fact, I think 100 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: this can be pretty sighting because seven hundred miles and 101 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 1: seven thousand miles or two different things. And this is 102 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 1: what I mean. You're forty six, she's thirty four. Seven 103 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,479 Speaker 1: hundred miles in between you. Okay, you can't hang out 104 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: every night like teenagers. I no, I love you, Smitch, 105 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: you Smitchie, I've realized that, but you got to hang 106 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: for a while. Make sure you're compatible. Meet in the 107 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: middle on Friday. When you knock off work, when she 108 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: knocks off sewing or whatever she does when you guys 109 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,039 Speaker 1: knock off work, get in your cars. She can get 110 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: in her Kia and you can get in your pickup. 111 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: In each of you pick a spot roughly in the middle, 112 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 1: and that'll be your date. Town you go to date 113 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,840 Speaker 1: town doesn't even have to be a nice town. Try 114 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: out the local dairy queen. If you're in the mood 115 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: for a good cheeseburger, take her to Red Lobster. If 116 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: you guys are really getting on well, treat her right. Sure, 117 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: she will treat you right. She probably this thing right now. 118 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 1: I'm excited for the kid named Jesse Chris. Unless it's 119 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 1: a girl that's not very nice, all right, that's not 120 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 1: very nice at all. That's the exact kind of thing 121 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,159 Speaker 1: our people would do too. Not nice at all, Jesse, 122 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 1: I don't get it. Why doesn't the US government prosecute 123 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:19,320 Speaker 1: George Soros as an enemy of the state, for inciting 124 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: it's insurrection, for starters, for tyrannical district alternity, district district alternities, 125 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: district attorneys, and who knows, Okay, his name's Doug. Why 126 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: doesn't the government prosecute George Soros as an enemy of 127 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: the state? And, as I pointed out before, no nation 128 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 1: in the history of mankind, no nation large or small 129 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: would allow a foreign born billionaire to intentionally cause civil unrest. 130 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: George Soros not only intentionally causes civil unrest within our borders, 131 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: he doesn't hide it. To his credit. I can't be 132 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to say this to his credit. He's not 133 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:09,000 Speaker 1: some monster lurking in the shadows. His Open Society Foundation 134 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: is out there, his donations to all these communist das 135 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: who turned criminals loose. He brags about it. He brags 136 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: about it on camera and announces his intention to keep 137 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: doing it. To his credit, He's not hiding. No nation 138 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: ever would allow that. Now, some may have dealt with 139 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 1: it harsher than others, but every country would have put 140 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: a stop to that. You don't allow some foreign born 141 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 1: rich guy to mess up your country. That's insane. So 142 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: why does America. Well, this may be a little heavy, 143 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,400 Speaker 1: a little harsh for a Friday, but nevertheless it's true. 144 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 1: Why doesn't the US government prosecute George Sotos as an 145 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 1: enemy of the state. The answer to that question is, 146 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,439 Speaker 1: it's because the majority of the US government is also 147 00:08:55,480 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 1: an enemy of the state. I know that who's going 148 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 1: to prosecute him. The da who also hates the country 149 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: like he does. The judge who also hates the country. 150 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,560 Speaker 1: The FBI agent who's out there right now making sure 151 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: those moms aren't getting too loud at the school board meetings. 152 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: The FBI who's out there tracking down pastors for reading 153 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:26,559 Speaker 1: Bible verses at abortion clinics. The United States government is 154 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 1: an enemy of the state. An enemy of the state 155 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:34,319 Speaker 1: isn't going to go after a fellow enemy of the state. Therefore, 156 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:40,120 Speaker 1: there's nobody to prosecute him. People haven't fully accepted just 157 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: how much of our federal government is openly hostile to 158 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:51,080 Speaker 1: the United States of America. Our Department of Homeland Security 159 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:56,680 Speaker 1: intentionally opened up the border of the United States of America. Now, 160 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 1: fentonyl overdoses are the leading cause of death in the country. 161 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: Because the department that's in charge of closing the border 162 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,680 Speaker 1: opened it up on purpose. Do you understand what that means? 163 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: You understand how far gone we are nationally? And I 164 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: don't like san xus a Friday. We're gonna move on, 165 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:20,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about other stuff. But there's nobody to 166 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: prosecute them. This is why I've encouraged you over and 167 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:27,720 Speaker 1: over and over again. Get to a red area, a 168 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 1: red state, and the reddest part of the red state. 169 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 1: Get yourself in your family there because the legal protections, 170 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: the protections the state provides. You remember, that's all the 171 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,760 Speaker 1: state can do decently at all, provide some level of protection. 172 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 1: They're all gone now, they're all openly hostile to you. 173 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:53,839 Speaker 1: Who's going to prosecute George Soros? The FBI? Doj Obama? 174 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 1: Biden Pelosi? Go look up pictures of Pelosi's sitting there 175 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 1: posing with the guy. A leaders pose for pictures with 176 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 1: the guy George, You and your baggy eyes, get over here. 177 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,800 Speaker 1: I want to get a quick picture. There's nobody to 178 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 1: prosecute him because there's no entity within the government that 179 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: hasn't already been corrupted with the same ideology. That's just 180 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,720 Speaker 1: the truth, all right. What if putin launched a nuke. 181 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: What will we do? Someone else has pet Peeves, someone 182 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 1: else has Memphis thoughts. Oh that and Elvis hanging up? 183 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,240 Speaker 1: How God on a him all inside of me? Yes? 184 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 1: Yesse Kelly, don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It 185 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an ask doctor Jesse 186 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,360 Speaker 1: Friday again. One more, one more last thing on this 187 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 1: the head of the Department of Homeland Security, as I said, 188 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,599 Speaker 1: in fact, the entire Department of Homeland Security. They intentionally 189 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: opened up the borders. What's being done in this country 190 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,680 Speaker 1: on the border is intentional. They opened up the borders 191 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:05,960 Speaker 1: on purpose. Now, fentnil. I mean, listen to this, doctor, 192 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,640 Speaker 1: Listen to this from Seattle. We played this for you 193 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,160 Speaker 1: earlier in the week. I fear that twenty twenty two 194 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 1: will set another heartbreaking record for fatal overdoses in King County. 195 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 1: It will more than double the number of lives lost 196 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaker 1: compared to just three years ago in twenty nineteen. The 197 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: biggest driver of these fatal overdoses involves fentanyl in white 198 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,199 Speaker 1: powder and in fake pills, a key indication of just 199 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 1: how bad things are at the end of twenty twenty 200 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:38,120 Speaker 1: two and likely to get worse. In twenty twenty three, 201 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 1: the Medical Examiner's Office is now struggling with the issue 202 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:50,439 Speaker 1: of storing bodies because the FENTONYL related death toll continues 203 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:57,760 Speaker 1: to climb, and the Department of Homeland Security didn't enable 204 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:04,079 Speaker 1: that they cause ost it on purpose. Why don't we 205 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:09,079 Speaker 1: prosecute George Soros? Who's going to prosecute him? All the 206 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 1: people in our government who agree with him that America sucks? 207 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: H dear giantist handsomest oracle. If Putin decided to nuke Kiev, 208 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: what would the actual response from the westby I don't 209 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,719 Speaker 1: like calling it Kiev, Chris. I've been disappointed ever since 210 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: I found out we're supposed to call it Kiev. I 211 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,720 Speaker 1: always called it Kiev from in my imaginary spy days, 212 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,319 Speaker 1: and I would think about going undercover in Kiev with 213 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,880 Speaker 1: a trench coat on one of those brimmed hats, and 214 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: I'd be smoking cigarettes on the sidewalk. Not not real cigarettes, 215 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,920 Speaker 1: maybe fake cigrettes. They don't want to be bad for me, 216 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,199 Speaker 1: but I'd but I'd smoke real ones if I had to, 217 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 1: because a spy would need to do that to blend in. Hey, 218 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,439 Speaker 1: do you have any of those Ukrainian cigarettes. Anyway, tell 219 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 1: me about the nukes. That's what I would do as 220 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 1: a spy. But anyway, what would we do well, I 221 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,439 Speaker 1: don't know that you want me to answer that question. 222 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 1: Chris doesn't think we do anything. I think Chris is crazy. 223 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:03,199 Speaker 1: It is very clear that the defense industry in the 224 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:07,600 Speaker 1: United States of America is gigantic. It's clear that their 225 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:12,319 Speaker 1: lobbying money, they're lobbying interests are gigantic. And let me 226 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,559 Speaker 1: ask you something, and I really mean this, let me 227 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:20,200 Speaker 1: ask you something. Afghanistan ends. You remember that Joe Biden 228 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: pulls US out of Afghanistan, gets thirteen of our warriors killed. 229 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 1: Afghanistan ends, right, Think how long Afghanistan went on? Twenty 230 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 1: years twenty year war in Afghanistan. Pause for a moment 231 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 1: and think what that meant for the defense industry in 232 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,080 Speaker 1: the country. Keep in mind, our men and women are 233 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 1: dying over there, getting blown up over there, named for 234 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 1: life over there. But our defense industry guys who are 235 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: making the planes, the missiles, to bombs, the bullets to everything, 236 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: they're making money hand over fist for twenty years in 237 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,400 Speaker 1: a war where America's leaders didn't even have a mission. 238 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 1: We didn't even have some goal we wanted to accomplish. 239 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: We're hey, we're just here. I don't know, let's move 240 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 1: over there. We'll move over there. So our people are dying, 241 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: but our politicians keep the campaign money incoming. Our generals 242 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,080 Speaker 1: get to stop being generals and they go sit on 243 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 1: the board of Lockheed Martin and make a couple of 244 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:20,480 Speaker 1: millions dollars. The defense industry rakes in the money, and 245 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: so you've got some industry that wasn't a six month industry, 246 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,640 Speaker 1: a twenty year industry. Iraq, Afghanistan billions, and I mean, 247 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,640 Speaker 1: let's be honest, trillions of dollars, untold amounts of money. 248 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: You don't want to know, And I don't want to 249 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 1: know how many mansions and private jets and yachts out 250 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:42,280 Speaker 1: there have been purchased with your taxpayer dollars to go 251 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:48,920 Speaker 1: bleed our people dry. Now, Afghanistan ends. Joe Biden very 252 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,080 Speaker 1: weirdly just pulls everyone out in the middle of the night, 253 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 1: and the whole country collapsed as a disaster. How long 254 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:06,560 Speaker 1: did it take for Afghanistan and Ukraine to begin That's 255 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 1: an interesting question one you might want to look up. 256 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: It's weird that we ended this twenty year war. The 257 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 1: defense industry got all this money, our politicians got all 258 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 1: this money, our general's got all this money, and almost 259 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 1: immediately there became a new need for all this new 260 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 1: defense spending. You see, we're sending them massive stockpiles of 261 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: our stuff. But we're not going to be stockpile less. 262 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,360 Speaker 1: We need those stockpiles. So we're sending all this stuff 263 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: over there that we already bought from the defense industry. 264 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 1: And then we're looking around saying, oh no, we're running 265 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 1: out of tanks. Hey, defense industry, we'll give you a 266 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: bunch of money. Can you build us some more. How 267 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: does that answer your question? I don't think the average American, 268 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 1: including myself, really wants to take very much time to 269 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:06,480 Speaker 1: consider just how excited the leadership of this country would 270 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:11,399 Speaker 1: be for a gigantic war, because long gone is the 271 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:17,119 Speaker 1: era where our president, senators, house members sent themselves and 272 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,400 Speaker 1: their sons to go die in wars. And we talked 273 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,679 Speaker 1: about the Doolittle raid yesterday. That was really cool. By 274 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 1: the way, don't go download the podcast if you missed it, 275 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:31,280 Speaker 1: But again, remember Dolittle dude was an oil executive, an 276 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:35,879 Speaker 1: oil executive leading basically a suicide mission into China. You 277 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 1: would never see any of that. Now, our elites will 278 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 1: all be in a bunk or somewhere. They won't even 279 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,200 Speaker 1: be in the cities for risk of nuclear backlash. They'll 280 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:48,200 Speaker 1: all be in their beautiful countryside bunkers somewhere while your 281 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: son dies. And let's be honest nowadays, while your daughter dies, 282 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: I don't think the average American wants to know how exciting, 283 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 1: how exciting war is to our elites in this country. 284 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 1: That's the bottom line. Now, that's what excites them. What 285 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,960 Speaker 1: excites me is sleeping. Well, when I wake up and 286 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: I had an incredible night's sleep, That's how the elites 287 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,200 Speaker 1: feel when they had your son murdered in Afghanistan. That's 288 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,760 Speaker 1: just the truth. Geeza, dreamsheets give me that good night's 289 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 1: sleep every single night, the greatest sheets ever, and they're 290 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 1: at their lowest price ever. Right now, go to my 291 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 1: pillow dot com. You see that radio You see that 292 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:35,880 Speaker 1: square there, that radio listener special square. You pip, that's 293 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 1: probably the sound it makes, Chris Pip. 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Now somebody has a couple of pet peeves. 304 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: Why do they call it a democracy when it's not 305 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:19,160 Speaker 1: a democracy and Memphis yikes, Hang up. He doesn't care 306 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 1: if you believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly. It 307 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an ask doctor Jesse Friday. 308 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,600 Speaker 1: Don't forget you can email the show. We're live Jesse 309 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly 310 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 1: Show dot com. Yeah, we got this one last night, Hey, Jesse, 311 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,320 Speaker 1: wish us luck tomorrow. Night here in Memphis, when they 312 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,000 Speaker 1: released the video of the five cops beaten twenty nine 313 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,679 Speaker 1: year old Tyree to death, Liberal policies and leaders over 314 00:19:55,760 --> 00:20:00,119 Speaker 1: the past fifteen years of ruined this town. Thanks. His 315 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 1: name is Preston. You know Memphis is a shame because 316 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,880 Speaker 1: Memphis has really really really cool history and Memphis has really, 317 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,240 Speaker 1: really really good food. I love eating in Memphis. Every 318 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,560 Speaker 1: time I go to Memphis, man, I eat like a king. 319 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,280 Speaker 1: I enjoy that town. But man, they have they have 320 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 1: had a rough run of some political leaders there. Don't 321 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,720 Speaker 1: you ever say that again, Chris. The barbecue is incredible. 322 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,360 Speaker 1: Chris tried to say the barbecue sucks. That's because Chris 323 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,879 Speaker 1: as a child who's never left Texas. Memphis can do 324 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,000 Speaker 1: some freaking barbecue. Many every other place is some down 325 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:39,040 Speaker 1: home barbecue cooking. Oh my gosh, Yes, Jesse, I have 326 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:42,600 Speaker 1: two pet peeves i'd like to vent. Feel free to 327 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: use my name if you read this on the air Friday. 328 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,440 Speaker 1: It's Greg from Mississippi. My first pet peeve is when 329 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,040 Speaker 1: Democrats call us a democracy. You know that's saying defending 330 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 1: our democracy. He goes on to say, the United States 331 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,240 Speaker 1: is not a democracy. Yes, I understand this, I know 332 00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:04,440 Speaker 1: you probably do. That's on per They want democracy, democracy, 333 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,480 Speaker 1: defending democracy, threat to democracy. Why is this the word 334 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 1: that they have brought into the mainstream over and over 335 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 1: and over and over and over again. Maybe you found 336 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,639 Speaker 1: yourself using it. It's not accurate. Why do they use 337 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: it then, because they want it to be accurate. Remember, 338 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: a democracy is this majority rules. That's it. If there's 339 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,440 Speaker 1: ten of us in a room, whoever gets the most 340 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:36,399 Speaker 1: votes wins and has total power. The founders specifically avoided 341 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: us being a democracy because they knew it was horrific. 342 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,520 Speaker 1: Member Benjamin Franklin famously said a democracy is two wolves 343 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 1: and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. 344 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:51,320 Speaker 1: It's true, so we're not a democracy. But Democrats have 345 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: flooded this country with illegal aliens for so long. It's 346 00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 1: created this massive population imbalance, mainly with states like California. 347 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:06,600 Speaker 1: So California has so many people that California goes blue 348 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 1: every presidential election. And then what do you hear after 349 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: every single presidential election? But we won the popular vote. 350 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,639 Speaker 1: We won the popular vote, We got the most votes. 351 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 1: It's weird. Right about the time they started saying we 352 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 1: got the most votes, they also started calling it a 353 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 1: democracy all the time. Isn't that odd? It's not an accident. 354 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,879 Speaker 1: They do it on purpose. The guy says, my second 355 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 1: pet peeve with words is assault weapon. There's no such 356 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,920 Speaker 1: thing as a sault weapon. He said, well again, that's 357 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 1: another thing they do intentionally. Assault weapon makes it sound scary. 358 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:48,320 Speaker 1: It makes it sound like whoa that has dark uses. 359 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,480 Speaker 1: I can't imagine what he's going to use that for, 360 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 1: which is so weird because I see the Right run 361 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,159 Speaker 1: away from that all the time. Assault weapon, what are 362 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 1: you talking about? I don't know why you run away 363 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: from that. I tell people all the time, Yeah, my 364 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 1: web are designed to assault. They're actually actually designed to 365 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 1: kill people. Every one of my weapons I own it 366 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,920 Speaker 1: with the intention of killing something. Either it's killing a deer, 367 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,359 Speaker 1: or if it's one of my shotguns, it's going to 368 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:17,119 Speaker 1: be shooting birds, or if it's an AAR fifteen to 369 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,320 Speaker 1: three hundred blackout, if it's a SIG if whatever. Other 370 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,640 Speaker 1: weapons there are all those weapons, the non hunting animals 371 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 1: weapons there, I actually owned all of them for the 372 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,200 Speaker 1: specific purpose of killing people. So anybody who tries to 373 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,600 Speaker 1: take what's mine hurt me or mine. I own those 374 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: weapons specifically because they can kill people and kill people 375 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,000 Speaker 1: really easily. And I don't know why the Right shies 376 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:46,120 Speaker 1: away from that. It shrinks away from that scheckon amendment, 377 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,480 Speaker 1: you don't need this for hunting. The second Amendment wasn't 378 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,880 Speaker 1: about hunting deer. It was about hunting tyrants and despots. 379 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: That's what the Second Amendment was about. The founders wrote 380 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,200 Speaker 1: extensively about it. Oh you have assault weapons. I do, 381 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,200 Speaker 1: and you should keep that in mind when you try 382 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 1: to hurt me. I have many assault weapons. Frontman of 383 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:09,359 Speaker 1: the Great Delirious Deleterious Consequences. I'm thirty three. Spent the 384 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,119 Speaker 1: day rediscovering the King of rock and Roll? Are you 385 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,399 Speaker 1: an Elvis fan? Do you have an Elvis impression? I 386 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,520 Speaker 1: do not have an Elvis impression. I don't really do impressions. 387 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 1: Why because I let people do impressions of me. Chris, what, Chris? 388 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,800 Speaker 1: That was good? You have to admire that too, yo, Yeah, 389 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,479 Speaker 1: shoot you. I enjoy me some kings. Speaking of Memphis, 390 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,080 Speaker 1: I enjoyed. I didn't see that new Elvis movie. I 391 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,600 Speaker 1: just figured they'd make him gay or something. What, Chris, 392 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,720 Speaker 1: you were told it's good bye? Who though? Is someone 393 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 1: we can trust? The wife you can't? Chris, Gosh, Okay, 394 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,520 Speaker 1: that's adorable. Cover here, Chris, pull up a chair, Pull 395 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,679 Speaker 1: up chair. Listen, buddy. I know you're newly married, all right, 396 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:54,960 Speaker 1: And I love Dimes too, God gave us women because 397 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,160 Speaker 1: they're really hot, which is nice. I mean, they're really ought. 398 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,719 Speaker 1: They are really good at the things were bad at, 399 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:07,399 Speaker 1: like details, caring for children, cooking, cleaning, being hot. Did 400 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 1: I already mention that they're good? These are the things 401 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 1: they're really really good at. They're much better at caring 402 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,399 Speaker 1: for people. That's why they make such great nurses and 403 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,680 Speaker 1: school teachers of kids and stuff like that. So that's 404 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,920 Speaker 1: all the good, all right, that's all the good, buddy. 405 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 1: Women don't know movies, and they don't know music at 406 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 1: all at all. They just have no taste. It's the 407 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,639 Speaker 1: things they listen to are so bad. Sometimes when I 408 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,000 Speaker 1: hear the wife listening to her music, I'll actually be 409 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,160 Speaker 1: looking at her, and she'll catch me my jaws hanging 410 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,800 Speaker 1: open a little because I'm looking at her and I'm 411 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,480 Speaker 1: trying to figure out there's no way she actually enjoys 412 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,680 Speaker 1: that song, right, that's a bad song. And then I'll 413 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 1: come downstairs and she'll be watching some decorating show about 414 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,080 Speaker 1: home improving and if we could just and then of 415 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,359 Speaker 1: course this tries to translate into my house. Well, I 416 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,880 Speaker 1: feel like we should knock a wall out. Oh really, 417 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,520 Speaker 1: I feel like we should go to Zimbabwe tomorrow. So 418 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,560 Speaker 1: we each feel something, neither of which is going to happen. 419 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,640 Speaker 1: But they watch they watch The Kardashians and the View, 420 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,760 Speaker 1: and they watch home improvement shows, and they watch these cheesy, stupid, 421 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,920 Speaker 1: predictable love stories. So you're gonna have to forgive me. 422 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 1: With all due respect for her, we're gonna need a 423 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,320 Speaker 1: bigger endorsement than your wife if we're gonna find out 424 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 1: if the Elvis movie is good. In fact, remember, I 425 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: believe an exclusion I believe in discrimination. I'm huge on discrimination. 426 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,240 Speaker 1: I need to hear from not just one man, several 427 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: men before I will watch the Elvis movie. Ladies, I 428 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,960 Speaker 1: would say, with all due respect, but I don't have 429 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,199 Speaker 1: any respect for you in your musical taste, all right. 430 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 1: I respect how you are. I respect who you are, 431 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 1: how God made you. When it comes to movies, you're 432 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 1: just man, it's so bad. It's so bad. And what 433 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 1: the craziest thing is, I'll turn on a good movie, 434 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,480 Speaker 1: like a John Wayne movie or something like that, one 435 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,920 Speaker 1: of the classics, and the wife will sit there and 436 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,359 Speaker 1: roll her eyes at stuff, and she'll sit there or 437 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:59,480 Speaker 1: she'll do this. You go, that's what she's doing during 438 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,880 Speaker 1: the movie. You're in the good movies, and then she'll 439 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 1: if we split up, she'll go watch some stupid movie 440 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,800 Speaker 1: about cooking or something like that. You just insulted John 441 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 1: Wayne to go watch that trash So no, Chris, that's 442 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 1: not good enough. All right, it's not gonna Jesse was wondering, 443 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,480 Speaker 1: after hearing your comments on working at CNN, what are 444 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,960 Speaker 1: your thoughts on Chris Cuomo and News Nation never listened 445 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 1: before so on so forth? Would you appear on his 446 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,280 Speaker 1: new show? In case you missed it, Someone asked me 447 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,399 Speaker 1: would I ever work at CNN if they offered me 448 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,680 Speaker 1: some two hour show? And I said, I think I 449 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: probably would. It's not that I would look forward to it, 450 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 1: and I'm never leaving my I don't want to leave 451 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,680 Speaker 1: my TV station. But if they offered a platform, why 452 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: wouldn't you go spread anti communism to the platform. They're 453 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,159 Speaker 1: never going to do that. By the way, as far 454 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 1: as Chris Cuomo goes, actually they have offered to have 455 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,639 Speaker 1: me on his show. His people have reached out to 456 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,719 Speaker 1: my people, and I said, no, that wasn't really an 457 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 1: insult to him. I don't know him. It was more 458 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: of just I don't have the time. I get asked 459 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:05,280 Speaker 1: to do someone's podcast or someone's TV show every single day, 460 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,440 Speaker 1: and I'm so flattered by that. I can't believe that's 461 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,240 Speaker 1: where it is now. But the problem is I don't 462 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,240 Speaker 1: have the time. I don't have the voice. Well, I 463 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,119 Speaker 1: do this for three hours every day, and then I 464 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,440 Speaker 1: do my TV show on the first TV every day. 465 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 1: I just don't have That was my life for a 466 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,280 Speaker 1: couple of years when I was trying to get into media. 467 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,040 Speaker 1: Any of my life anymore, I can't. I just don't. 468 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,640 Speaker 1: I'm not a guest anymore. I'll do it rarely when 469 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,720 Speaker 1: a friend calls in a favor or something. I just 470 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,240 Speaker 1: I don't have the time. I don't have the energy. Right. 471 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,280 Speaker 1: The one thing I've learned, you've only got so much 472 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 1: creative energy in the tank, and then he just kind 473 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:44,120 Speaker 1: of suck. Speaking of which, you know what else would suck. 474 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,880 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make any Dome jokes. Stop, Chris, grow up. 475 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 1: What would suck would driving up to your grocery store 476 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: and seeing that it's closed, or seeing that the shelves 477 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: are empty, because not that the whatever happened, but because 478 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 1: we have the people who run our society actively trying 479 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 1: to destroy our food supply to try to make sure 480 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: everyone is subservient to the government and living in a 481 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: pod and eating cockroaches. Now, thank goodness, we don't have that, right, 482 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: because if we had something like that, it would be 483 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: really important for you to get an emergency three month 484 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: food kit from my Patriot supply, if we would have 485 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,959 Speaker 1: something like that. But thank goodness we don't. But if 486 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,480 Speaker 1: we do ever get a society full of elites trying 487 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,480 Speaker 1: to starve us all to death, it might be a 488 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,960 Speaker 1: good idea to go to my Patriot Supply dot com 489 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,840 Speaker 1: and get an emergency three month food kit, especially when 490 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,000 Speaker 1: they're two hundred dollars off. If that day ever comes around, 491 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:44,120 Speaker 1: my Patriot Supply dot Com, get one. Now, these people 492 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,560 Speaker 1: are trying to kill us. Hang on, what, Chris, we 493 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,360 Speaker 1: can make jokes. It's fine, you got that right. The 494 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Finals 495 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: segment of The Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you if you 496 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 1: miss any part of the show, you can catch the 497 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 1: whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify and iTunes. On iTunes, 498 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:13,120 Speaker 1: leave a five star rating in a review talking about 499 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,680 Speaker 1: how handsome. I am, that's really important. Also, it's really 500 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,840 Speaker 1: important that we do this. And now here's a headline. 501 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:27,120 Speaker 1: You know the thing emails we didn't get to you, Jesse. 502 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,880 Speaker 1: I need your advice and we'll try to be as 503 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,840 Speaker 1: concise as possible. My dad had a stroke two years ago, 504 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: and although he's made a lot of improvement, he's still 505 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,680 Speaker 1: not near one hundred percent. He's wanting my wife and 506 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,800 Speaker 1: kids to take a trip by car back to Tennessee 507 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: this summer to see where he grew up. The problem 508 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,600 Speaker 1: is I will not have enough vacation time saved up 509 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: to make the trip this summer, and now he's saying 510 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 1: he can take the kids out there by himself. I've 511 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,600 Speaker 1: tried to tiptoe around the fact that under no circumstances 512 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,600 Speaker 1: would he drive my kids back to Tennessee from Colorado, 513 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,000 Speaker 1: but I know it will tear him up if they 514 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,480 Speaker 1: can't go back this summer. What should I do or 515 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,720 Speaker 1: how should I have this talk with him? You're always 516 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,440 Speaker 1: spot on with your advice, and any suggestion with this 517 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,800 Speaker 1: will be greatly appreciated. Listen, thank you in a very 518 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:19,600 Speaker 1: merry buenas tardez to you. Marry buenees Tardez back. Now, 519 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 1: this is something that is very difficult because it's your dad, 520 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 1: and I am just now beginning to experience this in 521 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,719 Speaker 1: my own eyes with my parents. Parents are getting older, 522 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: they are my parents are in great health by the 523 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: way they're they're they're fine. But soon someone has a 524 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 1: swollen elbow. Soon somebody's got a problem with their foot. Soon, 525 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: somebody's got a lung issue. Soon, these things, you know, 526 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,680 Speaker 1: this person all what oh one of them needs a 527 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,479 Speaker 1: surgery here, you know, the father times undefeated. These bodies 528 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,440 Speaker 1: God gave us don't last forever. And I'm watching this 529 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,080 Speaker 1: happened with my parents as well. And so your d 530 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,560 Speaker 1: he had a stroke and you don't know how to 531 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,520 Speaker 1: put it to him. And I can only speak for 532 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,640 Speaker 1: me and how I would handle my father. I think 533 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,880 Speaker 1: probably the worst thing you can do would be not 534 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 1: letting them go, because I bet your father, having had 535 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,240 Speaker 1: a stroke, I bet he's really wanting to get this done. 536 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,160 Speaker 1: You start seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. 537 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 1: He would also probably appreciate the honesty of his physical condition. 538 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,360 Speaker 1: And I know that's very difficult from men, especially as 539 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,880 Speaker 1: men get older. It's just look it's stuff. I'm used 540 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,920 Speaker 1: to my old man as tough as nails. It's just 541 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 1: you probably not gonna be shocked by that. My whole 542 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,640 Speaker 1: life has just been tough as nails. It's what he is. 543 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 1: Construction guy. He's just hard as nails. When we were 544 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,239 Speaker 1: doing the Crucible in Marine Corps boot camp, I had 545 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,200 Speaker 1: a picture of my dad on the inside of my cover, 546 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,160 Speaker 1: my hat and the inside of my cap, so anytime 547 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 1: I felt like quitting, I would take it off and 548 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,240 Speaker 1: look at my dad. When my dad quit, Nope, right 549 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,560 Speaker 1: back to the grind, you know. So that's who my 550 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: dad is. We took a fishing trip up to Alaska. 551 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: I remember I told you of me and my old 552 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: man and the boys went up to Alaska salmon fishing 553 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,480 Speaker 1: and stuff like that. This last summer. It was a blast. 554 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,600 Speaker 1: I'd never seen Alaska's trip of a lifetime. He had 555 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:17,600 Speaker 1: a blast. Just it's a good time. And every now 556 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,760 Speaker 1: and then we'd have to do a little extra hiking 557 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,840 Speaker 1: with some gear, nothing major. And my dad kept up. 558 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,520 Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, but you could tell the old 559 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,440 Speaker 1: man who always led and was always turning around. Let's go, boy, 560 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,800 Speaker 1: let's go pick keep up let's go. You could tell 561 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,120 Speaker 1: it was hurting him a little bit. Oh, don't be wrong. 562 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,400 Speaker 1: He's still strong as a bull. It was hurting him 563 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 1: a little bit. That's hard for a man to accept 564 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,160 Speaker 1: that you're sixty five, you're not fifty five. It's hard 565 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,000 Speaker 1: for a man to accept he's getting a little long 566 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 1: in the tooth. But when it's the life of your 567 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,760 Speaker 1: wife and kids, I think your father would probably appreciate 568 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,440 Speaker 1: a straight answer. Hey, Dad, you're still not one hundred 569 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,880 Speaker 1: percent from the stroke. I'm glad. I'm glad you're up 570 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,720 Speaker 1: and about. I want them to go. The wife needs 571 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 1: to drive, or if you can afford it, I don't 572 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,120 Speaker 1: know your financial situation, fly them back there and rent 573 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,359 Speaker 1: a car for a couple of days. Fly them back there, 574 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,760 Speaker 1: or the wife drives. But I think, in my opinion, 575 00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,000 Speaker 1: now this is me, I'm rude, Jesse, A straight answer 576 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,600 Speaker 1: is always better. And look, this is another reason I 577 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,960 Speaker 1: talk to you, not about this specific reason, but as 578 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,680 Speaker 1: we all get older, myself included, this is another reason 579 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:32,560 Speaker 1: I talk to you about chalk putting off the inevitable 580 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 1: a little bit, meaning the inevitable energy decline and things 581 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,080 Speaker 1: like that. Do you know how different. You will feel 582 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,440 Speaker 1: your body in your mind with a twenty percent increase 583 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,640 Speaker 1: in testosterone. 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Chuck dot com choq dot com promo 592 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,680 Speaker 1: code Jesse saves you thirty five percent off the subscriptions 593 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: Chock dot com promo code Jesse. Here showgun Kelly with 594 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,880 Speaker 1: all the people moving from California, New York, New Jersey, 595 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,040 Speaker 1: et cetera, to Florida, Texas, California. I hear other show 596 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,160 Speaker 1: hosts saying it's going to be hard for a Republican 597 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:40,560 Speaker 1: candidate to get the magic number and electoral college votes 598 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,520 Speaker 1: to win the presidential election. I don't understand this at all. 599 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,480 Speaker 1: What's the electoral college? How does it work? All right, 600 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the thirty second version of it. 601 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:54,120 Speaker 1: Each state is assigned so many electoral college votes depending 602 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,879 Speaker 1: on how many people live in that state. All right, 603 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:02,760 Speaker 1: so your vote only counts toward your states electoral college votes, 604 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,800 Speaker 1: and then most states every vote goes to one candidate 605 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,279 Speaker 1: or the other. All those other hosts who are saying 606 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,600 Speaker 1: that are wrong. It may take time, but we need 607 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,560 Speaker 1: to take your electoral college vote out of California. They 608 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,360 Speaker 1: give it to Florida or Texas, or Idaho, or Nebraska 609 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,520 Speaker 1: or Oklahoma or wherever. Jesse, it's probably too late for 610 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,839 Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse Friday, wondering why you never talk about 611 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,719 Speaker 1: a Convention of the States, you or anyone really on 612 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,680 Speaker 1: the right. I have talked about it. I do not 613 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,480 Speaker 1: talk about it extensively, simply because I don't view it 614 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,160 Speaker 1: as an option that is realistic. It's not that I'm 615 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,120 Speaker 1: for it. It's not that I'm against it. Actually, I 616 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,000 Speaker 1: think it sounds really great. I'm very very hesitant that 617 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,680 Speaker 1: there can be some kind of a movement like that 618 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:57,280 Speaker 1: that doesn't get very very corrupted, very very very early. Oracle, 619 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,160 Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, you mentioned a story that got 620 00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 1: no real play about the media or play in the 621 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 1: media about five vehicles rented by Biden's secret service being 622 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,239 Speaker 1: destroyed by a fire in Nantucket. Do you think that 623 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,239 Speaker 1: was an attempt to destroy classified documents there? Oh? I 624 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,960 Speaker 1: don't know. It could look it could be an accident, Ryan, 625 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,399 Speaker 1: it could whoop. See. I don't think so. I don't 626 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,719 Speaker 1: know what it was an attempt to destroy. I know 627 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,800 Speaker 1: the family that has been busted over and over and 628 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,440 Speaker 1: over again with some really ugly business connections, including business 629 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 1: connections with foreign powers. The family that appears to have 630 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:39,120 Speaker 1: classified documents all over everywhere. The family that flew their 631 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 1: crackhead son on Air Force two over to China to 632 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,120 Speaker 1: take personal business meetings when Joe Biden was going to 633 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 1: meet with official government officials. What did they burn up 634 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,840 Speaker 1: in a car? In five cars? Oh? I don't know, 635 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,919 Speaker 1: but I bet it was something. Cars don't just burn 636 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,960 Speaker 1: out of nowhere. That's just not something that happens on 637 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,839 Speaker 1: the regular. Don't get it. Does happen bad batteries something 638 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,040 Speaker 1: like that? Five of them? It doesn't happen. When five 639 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,319 Speaker 1: cars burned, They burnt on purpose. All right, You enjoy 640 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,960 Speaker 1: your weekend, You keep your chin up, all right, That's 641 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,160 Speaker 1: all