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Speaker 2: I love how people try to pass the buck.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: It's like, Amy, have your.

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Speaker 4: Secretary not take a bathroom break, write what I'm trying

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Speaker 1: Even then it's like the secretary, you know, like blame

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Speaker 3: Cards, frustrating. Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook and insiders.

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Speaker 1: Guys are kicking button dropping names in the red carpet

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Speaker 1: lineback hallways of this industry we call show what Up.

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Speaker 1: We spent a lot of time this week and last week.

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Speaker 3: And maybe even part of the week before.

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Speaker 1: That, Uh, getting emails about like what are we going

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Speaker 4: I mean, one thing is stop telling us what you

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Speaker 1: And just sending us emails asking us what are you

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Speaker 1: Find out what we're gonna say. Write what we're going

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Speaker 1: the thing in this case is people know Sean I uh,

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Speaker 1: Bill Cosby in the past. Are we gonna take a

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Speaker 3: People who live under a rock? People who live under

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Speaker 4: He has created the Cosby mysteries, and let's get it

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Speaker 2: Don't mystery shows are about cosby mysteries?

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Speaker 3: And does that make us best friends?

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that we're best friends, No, professional closely

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Speaker 2: Am I best friends with engineer Cody?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: No, right, I work with it, we do something together.

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Speaker 4: My best friends with my cousin, my little cousin Sam. No,

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Speaker 4: he engineer Sam. Tell them I'm not your best friend.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I actually I wasn't listed.

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Speaker 2: Well, that just about does the same job for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yes, and it is an opportunity when we throw to

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Speaker 3: Be ready for the luck is what when?

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's when luck. It's when luck meets us thrown

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Speaker 1: So there's this whole sort of it's a this coole

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Speaker 1: Yes, and it's ridiculous. There's just like there's this whole

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Speaker 4: And saying that someone is likely not a rapist based

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Speaker 4: Make a joke about how innuendo sounds like in your rear.

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Speaker 1: If you're out there listening and you're wondering why people

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Speaker 4: Not anyone who's worked with him, not a single person,

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Speaker 1: Because if you if someone accuses you of raping twenty people,

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Speaker 1: If you say no, I didn't do that, then you

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Speaker 3: Well actually trying to figure of who it is. I

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Speaker 1: It's a Temple University's athletic right, Ah, yes, it's whichever.

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Speaker 4: And in order to yes, in order to defend Bill

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Speaker 1: And the idea that all these women would have said

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Speaker 3: And now isn't it murky?

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Speaker 4: I tease him because we're friends and so we kind

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Speaker 3: Well you used to have to go through the big boys.

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Speaker 1: Dan Klein, thank you so much for being here.

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Speaker 2: Dudes, thank you so much for having me. Like, I

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Speaker 2: This is this is awesome. This is so chill to

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, it is really it's so cool and uh

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Speaker 3: Pay what pay what you want?

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's like if you laugh your ass off, like

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like I mean I get kids coming up

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 2: That's so cool that like that's chill. You're coming up

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Speaker 4: That's badass, and I can't even imagine it being much better.

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Speaker 4: But what I was gonna say is, with this model

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Speaker 3: You don't have to do it.

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Speaker 2: It's like if you don't want to pay, like, don't

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Speaker 3: Like he wants totally chill. You want to prove that

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Speaker 4: You'd feel I mean, you must feel like a real

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Speaker 2: And this is you know, this this special I make,

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Speaker 1: Also, you wouldn't expect like a guy who's homeless, like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe they're too.

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Speaker 2: Actually they don't get left out and they should kick

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Speaker 1: I wonder why all comedians don't do it this way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like he is, like I try to explain

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Speaker 2: I'm being cool, but like as you get older, you

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Speaker 3: Danny.

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Speaker 4: I heard a rumor about you, yeah, that you growing

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Speaker 4: I you know, I don't want to you seem so

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Speaker 3: It's just I mean that, I mean it's hard to rot.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm like such a comic ever comic ya,

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Speaker 2: Like Spider Man and so he's Marvel and not see

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Speaker 2: I told you, dude, I'm like, dude, I love like Marvel, Superars.

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Speaker 2: I love going to like the movies and seeing how

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's not for everyone. It's just like for nerds,

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Speaker 2: Like I used to like read this shit. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 4: And it's like a defense mechanism. Yeah, dude, Like that's

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Speaker 3: Yeah fire. It's like a clay pot and it works

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Speaker 2: I know it sounds crazy because it's like people are like,

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Speaker 2: you're like funny all the time, Like you're probably doing

445
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,800
Speaker 2: like the funniest shit, like when no one's around, and

446
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,800
Speaker 2: it's like I am, but like there are times where

447
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,000
Speaker 2: you're like sad and shit, and like that's like the

448
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,560
Speaker 2: an awesome time to come up with like funny stuff.

449
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,400
Speaker 2: Like when you're like, oh, I'm like it's like dark outsider,

450
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,440
Speaker 2: like I'm sad and stuff. That's when you're like, oh,

451
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,000
Speaker 2: I'm now I'm being super funny and it's hard for

452
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,560
Speaker 2: people to get that cause they're like I don't get

453
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,760
Speaker 2: that way, and it's like, well, because you're not a comedian.

454
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,640
Speaker 3: Is there a specific time you want to talk about

455
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Speaker 3: where that where.

456
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,560
Speaker 2: You like if you ever get have you guys ever

457
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,480
Speaker 2: gotten dumped? You guys ever get dump by a girlfriend? Dude?

458
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,720
Speaker 2: You can get so much material from getting dumped by

459
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,280
Speaker 2: like a hot girl, because like hot girls are crazy.

460
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Speaker 3: Oh please yes, I mean am I said, I feel

461
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,080
Speaker 3: like we should just let I mean, do I.

462
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 4: Get out of the way because they are crazy? Well,

463
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,359
Speaker 4: this is this something I like about your stuff is

464
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 4: like it is something that I do relate to I

465
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,560
Speaker 4: have had this experience getting dumb, you know, boo hoo,

466
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,879
Speaker 4: but it's sad when it happened.

467
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,960
Speaker 3: But I also don't I relate to it. But I

468
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,399
Speaker 3: don't hear anybody talk about and the fact that with

469
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 3: hot girls.

470
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Speaker 1: For a while you think that like everything's okay, but

471
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 1: then eventually you're like, wait.

472
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 3: Is like yeah, likes going on?

473
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 2: You see like how many shoes they have, and you're

474
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,959
Speaker 2: like record scratch, like wait a minute, uh NASA, get

475
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,240
Speaker 2: take us back home?

476
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:54,800
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

477
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 2: You're like on a fucking spaceship, straight crazy.

478
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 3: How much do I pay for this? Yeah?

479
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 2: This shit's free, man. That's that's the way of the

480
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 2: future on Let you pay what you want though, right, you.

481
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 3: Can do that now.

482
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 1: It's interesting you talk about relationships watching your special, just

483
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 1: like I watched it a few times, and you, at

484
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 1: different times in the spec paid every time, don't worry.

485
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 1: At different times in the special you talk about being single,

486
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,640
Speaker 1: but also you say you have a girlfriend, and then

487
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 1: you talk about being married at some points, and it's all.

488
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,200
Speaker 2: Just like stuff that's like relatable, you know what I mean,

489
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,920
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't when you're on stage and like here's

490
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 2: a tip. Like sometimes I'll be like yo, the other day,

491
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 2: like I was like fucking this girl or some shit

492
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 2: like yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah in truth and

493
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 2: like that might have happened like a month ago. But

494
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 2: it's just a way to get people to like listen

495
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 2: to your shit. Like that's all you're trying to do,

496
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,439
Speaker 2: is you're just trying to entertain. You're trying to make

497
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 2: people laugh, and you're allowed to, like you know, embellish

498
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 2: just a little bit, but like it's all true.

499
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Speaker 3: It's all like really a part of me.

500
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Speaker 1: Because you might be telling a joke and there are

501
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 1: some single people in the audience and you tell the

502
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 1: the joke for them about being you want to make

503
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,159
Speaker 1: them laugh, But then you want to include some of

504
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: the married people.

505
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Speaker 4: Believe yeah, I was gonna say, even have to married

506
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,360
Speaker 4: people people who are just dating, and.

507
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 3: So then you can be married and now they can

508
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:12,920
Speaker 3: be laughing.

509
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 2: Exactly, and you like you just want to make everyone laughing,

510
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't always matter what's real, what's like, it's

511
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 2: just about making people laugh. It's just about fun. It's

512
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 2: it's just comedy, you.

513
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 4: Know, And I guess I guess that's part of it

514
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 4: for me too, is like he does want to make

515
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 4: everyone laugh. Haze is like, that's kind of why, because

516
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 4: he's really only wants to make the Asease fans laugh, right,

517
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 4: And I want everyone to be a fan of mine,

518
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 4: you know, like a lot of people I don't get that, Like,

519
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess they're like trying to be cool

520
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 4: in this weird way. And it's like, I think the

521
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,199
Speaker 4: coolest thing is to be like the most famous, like

522
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 4: richest person in Hollywood.

523
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 2: That would be like so cool, absolutely, And I think that's.

524
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 1: The way to protect themselves, you know. I honestly think

525
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: it's looking at themselves and being like I don't have

526
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: the chops to actually take this all the way, right,

527
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,439
Speaker 1: and so then saying like Okay, I'm gonna do like

528
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Speaker 1: this other thing that like seems cool, but it's actually

529
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,679
Speaker 1: just a way for me, right.

530
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like I'm just trying to be like as

531
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 2: cool and famous as possible, and like I love it,

532
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 2: you know. I love like driving down the street people

533
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 2: recognizing me. I always talking to my fans. I love

534
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 2: getting tweeted out, like tweet at me anytime you want.

535
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 2: I'm always on my phone, like checking out with my fans.

536
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:16,360
Speaker 2: I love it.

537
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,959
Speaker 4: You talk about fans and you talk about being famous.

538
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 3: There's a great part.

539
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 4: And if you haven't watch his special This is Comedy,

540
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 4: which is a cool that's almost like a Dmitri Martin

541
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Speaker 4: yah minimal.

542
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 3: I love that guy.

543
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 2: Like he's not for everyone, but like he's like really

544
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 2: smart and like very Yeah. It's so yeah, there's like

545
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 2: this whole other scene that like not a lot of

546
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 2: people know about it. It's really cool. Like go to

547
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 2: like New York City and like go to the comedy

548
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 2: clubs there and there's like all these guys you've never

549
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: heard of, but they're like doing some funny kind of stuff.

550
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 3: You have some of those who do people the general

551
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 3: publics don't know about, but you know about it.

552
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 2: Like Dmitri Martin is like a.

553
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 7: Guy like well Tim Meadows like say like for a while,

554
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 7: like she's super cool and like she ended up on SNL,

555
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 7: which is like such a cool show they do like

556
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 7: all this.

557
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 2: That'd be awesome stuff. Like I would love to like

558
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 2: host that. That would be so cool one day if

559
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 2: I got to like host SNL, that would be like

560
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 2: a fucking dream, you know what I mean. But like

561
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: I'm just like a kid from Jersey so whatever you know,

562
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 2: who knows?

563
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see you being good at that, right, Like, dude,

564
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 4: I could do like character.

565
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,959
Speaker 3: Do you have any characters?

566
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the guy that works that like at the

567
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 2: corner store, like.

568
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 4: Helloa, put that down, steal your ship man, like put

569
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Speaker 4: down the shotgun.

570
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Speaker 3: I'm like, it's like you could do the whole sketch

571
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 3: just you, And I wonder if that's why.

572
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 4: They're Yes, you'd be getting held down because you're showing

573
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Speaker 4: up their.

574
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 2: Cat want to switch?

575
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 4: Yeah to me, is not as strong as it was

576
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 4: when it was Dana Carvey.

577
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 3: Yes, who is that? Well? This was a guy. This

578
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 3: is a before your time.

579
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: Honestly, I've watched some like old s and L's with

580
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 2: like my dad and stuff, and like that wasn't funny,

581
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 2: but like I got how people might have.

582
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: Right, you've seen like you know the Will Farrell ones

583
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: before like yeah you know Anchorman.

584
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, so this seven before that, and there was

585
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 3: this guy Dana Carvey.

586
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 4: But the guy would dress like a girl and he

587
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 4: would do We're not spash.

588
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 2: Wait, some dude was Dana worst parents hitting the bonk?

589
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 3: What should we name him? Maybe Dan?

590
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 4: What'd you say, Jane, I'm writing Dana on the birth certificate.

591
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 2: I'm so ripped. And the doctors like, I'm ripped to, dude,

592
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 2: would be so dope. Like a doctor is like ripped,

593
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 2: like like he's driving away and like the parking guy's like,

594
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 2: I'm ripped to dude, right and the guy on the

595
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: sidewalks like, what's that.

596
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 3: I'm like ripped right now.

597
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 2: California, it's legal. Oh my god, dude, don't even get

598
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 2: me started.

599
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 3: Are you enjoying it here? Because you're a New York

600
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 3: based do you like when you get the chance to

601
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 3: come out of here?

602
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 2: It's a la and California it's like a cool place

603
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 2: to visit. But uh, it's like a little different than

604
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 2: New York. I've noticed like a lot of differences. Like

605
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: first of all, like you're sitting in your car a

606
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: lot in New York. It's like I'm not in the car,

607
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 2: I'm on the subway.

608
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 4: Right. You're like, and here, you're like, uh.

609
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,360
Speaker 3: Like that's how it starts. But in New York you're

610
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 3: like next stop on the old training you know what

611
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 3: I mean.

612
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 2: It's like different ship, yeah, yeah, and you go like

613
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: underground here You're like, I'll be above ground.

614
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 3: Thank you.

615
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: Not gonna go underground. There's like earthquakes and ship down there.

616
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 3: No, yes, no, that's frightening.

617
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I kind of like being in my car

618
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 4: and I like the space and I like being in

619
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 4: my little pod.

620
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

621
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a little space to yourself and like I

622
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 2: need that to like write and stuff like people think. Again,

623
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 2: like people always think like a being super funny, and

624
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm always doing crazy stuff and like I

625
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: am and my own time, I'm always coming with characters

626
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 2: and ideas and like I see something I see like

627
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: a fat guy or something, I'm going to write that down.

628
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 2: But like when I'm by myself, like i'm writing, I

629
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 2: write stuff like and I do it like in a

630
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: notebook and shit. Like I'm again like I'm a nerd

631
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: and like I like to write stuff down like you know,

632
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 2: like a Moleskin notebook or something. Wow, some of my

633
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 2: heroes do that, So I started to do that too.

634
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 4: Yes, I really get that off of you, the way

635
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 4: you get when you talk about writing. Yeah, you can

636
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 4: tell that it's really specially and there's a lot of

637
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 4: depth there in there.

638
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 2: That's like what you're supposed to like, that's what you know.

639
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: Like again, like going back to like Woody Allen, like

640
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: who we kind of talked about. He's like, yes, you know,

641
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: he's like this comedian. He's like super funny when he

642
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: was like young, but then he's like not because he's

643
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: like trying to be artistic and like I do that too,

644
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna like try to be like artistic and

645
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: shit and like say stuff, and like I want to

646
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 2: do a movie where like I'm in like a serious

647
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 2: relationship or something like you know, and like, obviously my

648
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: instinct is going to be like to be super funny,

649
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 2: but it'd be awesome to do something like dark you know.

650
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: Picturing that movie too.

651
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 4: I can really see that being something that people would watch.

652
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 3: Are you taking meetings while you're out here you're sitting.

653
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: Down with any Yeah, it's like meetings like all the time,

654
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 2: and like I just go in there, dude, and like, dude,

655
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 2: I do this crazy thing like I'll kick my shoes

656
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 2: off and the people are like what and I'm like

657
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'll just make myself at home and

658
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 2: shit like and likes about to ask.

659
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 3: About furniture meeting move Oh my.

660
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: I don't want it to make people laugh and like

661
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,239
Speaker 2: they want me to. They're like, what ideas do you have?

662
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 2: And I'm like I got this one, like like a

663
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 2: bird or some shit, and I'm just making them laugh

664
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: and it's just dope, you know, Like it's like to me,

665
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: that's like me and them just doing like a one

666
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: on one.

667
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 3: Kind of show.

668
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing because there's so many people in comedy

669
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: who you know, they'll go up on stage and they'll

670
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: do like the whole funny show. But then when you

671
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: get them in a meeting, it's like, hello, it's just

672
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: mis mister normal. God, I don't totally get that, and

673
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: that's the one time when you should really be pushing

674
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: it the hardest.

675
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

676
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always put Whenever I see anyone, I always

677
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: push it. I always push my comedy like right in

678
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: their face and stuff, and they love it. Like you know,

679
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: it's like I'll even like stand above them a little

680
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 2: bit and if they like, bend down and I'm still

681
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: like making them laugh and stuff, like as close as

682
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 2: my face can get to theirs and just being as

683
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: funny as I can. It's awesome.

684
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: The thing.

685
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 4: I yes, And that's one of the things I love

686
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 4: about you that I always tell people, is you're never

687
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 4: going to catch him not doing the shit that he's

688
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 4: doing on stage and stuff. Dude, it's like you're always

689
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 4: doing that and you don't seem.

690
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 3: To ever wear out.

691
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 4: And now you've brought up with he Allen a couple

692
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 4: of times, how do you feel about people seem kind

693
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 4: of mad with him?

694
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 2: Like all I could say is like, you know, like

695
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: he was awesome at one point and now like whatever

696
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 2: he did is like not so awesome, but like he

697
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 2: did some awesome shit.

698
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: So that's people do seem to be forgetting that though,

699
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: And that's an important thing to bring it just part

700
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: of the conversation. It's really something to bring up.

701
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he did some awesome shit, and it's like, dude,

702
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: like that was awesome shit. So I don't know, like

703
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: it's hard for me, Like I just care about the comedy,

704
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: you know, like I don't want to get too involved

705
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 2: in other stuff. Like I just love the comedy so much.

706
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 2: I love learning about comedy. I'm a student.

707
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: Who else growing up you you came from Jersey famously

708
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: when you were growing up there, Who else were some

709
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: of your inspirations and what just really made you want

710
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: to do.

711
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 2: This well, Like, you know, growing up as a kid,

712
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: I saw like Seinfeld and like I read about how

713
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: much money he was making, how famous he was, and

714
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: he was all over magazine and stuff, and I was like, yeah,

715
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 2: that would be so dope, Like I want to do that,

716
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 2: you know, and that was awesome.

717
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:35,239
Speaker 3: There's anything wrong I did that.

718
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: I did like a YadA YadA, and it was like

719
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 2: it was just what he did. But I was like

720
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: doing it myself, you know, and it was like, I'm

721
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: doing what my heroes do.

722
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 3: And had you ever gotten the chance to meet him?

723
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 2: He I haven't yet, but like if I do, dude,

724
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 2: like I would, I'm gonna like snap a selfie man

725
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: post that. You know how many likes that show? Yet,

726
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: Like my fans would love that, and I would love

727
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 2: it if they loved it.

728
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: So you are on all kinds of social media, any

729
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 3: kind of social media.

730
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 4: There is that important for a comedian working today to

731
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 4: be part of the Internet.

732
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: I would say, yeah, totally. I think, like for me,

733
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: it's like it's all about the Internet. Like I think

734
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 2: that's like the wave of the future for content. And

735
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 2: like even my special I put it out on YouTube

736
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: because I didn't want to go through the traditional channels.

737
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: I didn't, you know. It's like I get to do

738
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: what I want to do. Yeah, and that's what made

739
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 2: it all possible, and that's what people kind of love

740
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: about it so much.

741
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: I did notice one thing about your Twitter. It used

742
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: to be a lot of jokes. You post jokes on there,

743
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: and now it's pretty much just show dates, uh, and

744
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: like when you're going to be on TV and stuff

745
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: like that.

746
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: And that's awesome. Yeah, Like if I'm going to be

747
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: on at midnight, if I'm like whenever I'm going to

748
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 2: be on anything, Yeah, I think it's awesome to get

749
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 2: the word out there and like people love it. They're like,

750
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 2: come to my town and I'm like, dude, for booking.

751
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 2: Contact you know, Seth Pankes's my manager, anyone at LTA.

752
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: All those guys are so awesome, and just contact them

753
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: and it's like I will be there, you know. Yeah, Yeah,

754
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 2: it's awesome. Points from that midnight get some points, Yes, points, dude.

755
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 2: I will do any of that ship. I will do

756
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 2: anything to be on TV and make people laugh anything.

757
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: Should we get into something we wanted to do with you.

758
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: I think people are curious watching your set where it

759
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: comes from, as with any.

760
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 4: And one thing I want to say too is you

761
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 4: know you mentioned being a sort of a studier of

762
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 4: comedy and a studier of jokes, and I think that

763
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 4: that is what makes you uniquely equipped to do this.

764
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 3: Next seat, turn the magnifying glass onto yourself.

765
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Like, I love talking about this shit. I

766
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 2: love showing people the process. Like great, but like those

767
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: nerdy kids at home, like this is their chance to

768
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: be like how does my hero do it?

769
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That's so great because well it's well honestly,

770
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you act like it's nothing, but a lot

771
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: of people would say this is a secret that I

772
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: need to protect, you know, to keep other people from

773
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: getting into the industry.

774
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm totally open, you know, Like I'm always coming up

775
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 2: with like different shiit, Like even in this room, I'm

776
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: like trying to come up with like forent ideas like

777
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: about the lights or like ye doors.

778
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 4: And shiit hoping say this cross you know what I

779
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 4: like Beaten who invented floors and walls and ship you

780
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 4: know what.

781
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: I mean, who named ceiling? It's okay, this is a

782
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 2: floor that makes sense. This is a girl, Okay, I.

783
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 3: Get that ceiling seal like seal.

784
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck?

785
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 3: So I don't know, that's just like I never think

786
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 3: about that.

787
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 2: Right, Well, there's somebody we take for granted, yes, exactly,

788
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 2: And I like to do that like little slice of

789
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: life stuff and just like observational and.

790
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: And that is good because everyone has floors, everyone's around

791
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: walls all the time.

792
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 2: Exactly, and no one's laughing at it, and I just

793
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 2: want to make everybody laugh.

794
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let's go into this is a joke that

795
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people listening to this will have heard before,

796
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: but we just want to play it and maybe have

797
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: you described the process that went into Yeah, so this

798
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: is from your your most recent stand up special. It's

799
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: been in all your other stand up specials as well, right,

800
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: but I use some.

801
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: Of the same stuff because people love it so much

802
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: and I just love to give it back to them,

803
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 2: you know.

804
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 3: Yes, So we'll just play it and then you can

805
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 3: talk about it.

806
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,439
Speaker 4: You wouldn't go see Leonard Skinnyrd and they don't play

807
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 4: free Bird exactly right, yes.

808
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 3: But so we'll just playing and then you can talk

809
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 3: about it afterwards. It is that Okay, that's dope.

810
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 2: Okay, unless there's an accident or something.

811
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,240
Speaker 3: They wouldn't play. This is from Dan Special. This is comedy.

812
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: So I'm at Starbucks.

813
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 6: The other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like that

814
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 6: place can never get my name right.

815
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 4: You know.

816
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: I walk in there, I'm.

817
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, I'll have a grandy coffee. I mean, I

818
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 6: say their dumbass names. They should be able to say

819
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 6: my normal ass one, right, Dan, d An. That's like

820
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 6: the easiest name there is the only way my name

821
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 6: could be any easier if it was like so, I

822
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 6: wait twenty minutes or however long it takes to make

823
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 6: a dumb ass drink.

824
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: There, guy calls my name, He's like.

825
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 3: Darnush, darnush.

826
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 6: What I didn't get darnoush from Dan?

827
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 3: Is darnouse even a real name?

828
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

829
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 6: I know? I definitely can't top that.

830
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 3: Good night see, But yo, get into this. Yes, I

831
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 3: was noticing that you are smiling and nodding and just

832
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 3: sort of going through it with the audience. Are you

833
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,959
Speaker 3: able to surprise yourself still?

834
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 2: I do? Man, I like sometimes I just cracked myself

835
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 2: up and it's so awesome because I'm just like loving

836
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 2: it so much, you know, like I just want to

837
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 2: be a part of it, and it's it's it's comedy

838
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 2: is just so awesome, you know, like I just love

839
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 2: making people laugh and getting famous. You know, one thing

840
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: I gotta ask is this true?

841
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 3: Yes? Did this really happen? Did this really happen?

842
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: So what happened was I was at a Starbucks and like,

843
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: so I don't know if you guys know this, but

844
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 2: Starbucks they don't have like small, medium, large, and ship

845
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 2: like that.

846
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, I mean you almost blow past this. You

847
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 4: just gotta blow it. It's just a little yoh wait,

848
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 4: it's it's a spice right on the on the meal

849
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 4: that is, you know, name joke.

850
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: And so they have all these like like crazy ass

851
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 2: names for their like sizes and shit. And it's like, okay,

852
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: so you guys are gonna give me these like crazy

853
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,720
Speaker 2: ass names for your sizes.

854
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 3: Did I tell the guy my name is Dan?

855
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 5: Right?

856
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like it's like Loud or whatever and some shit,

857
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 2: like I'm sure, like whatever the fuck, Like the guy

858
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: messed up, but he messes up my name and like

859
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 2: my name is like a normal like American name and

860
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 2: this guy like messes up my name and it's like

861
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 2: what the fuck?

862
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 3: Right, And did he actually write darnush he was.

863
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: Like some shit like that, you know, like you were

864
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 2: like something down but like you know again like in

865
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 2: shaping the joke, and the joke kind of becomes its

866
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: own thing. Like what's more important is that it's like

867
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: funny and people are laughing, and it's just important that

868
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: people are just like laughing having a good time. Yeah,

869
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 2: that's what's important.

870
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 1: So so, so it wasn't that exactly do you remember exactly?

871
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 2: Like what, It's just as long as the people are laughing,

872
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 2: you know, like it doesn't matter exactly what happened, Like

873
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 2: it's all about just like they have like fucked up

874
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 2: weird names. I have a normal name, Like I'm like

875
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: a normal like dudes, and they like fucked up my time.

876
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 2: And so like then I like burned him. You know,

877
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 2: so he did get it wrong. He did get your

878
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 2: name wrong. He like sort of did it like he

879
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 2: sort of did, and like trust, like the joke kind

880
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 2: of has grown, but like like he fucked up you know.

881
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you, yeah, you you're folding the sword.

882
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 4: The weak part gets hammered out and you say, exactly,

883
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 4: so this is where the big laugh is. And so yes,

884
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 4: maybe that, you know, and Hazy seem obsessed with the

885
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 4: specific of the name.

886
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 6: Don't take it.

887
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 3: You've asked three or four times, so I feel like

888
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: his answered.

889
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to for everybody, damn, you know, just just

890
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: let him know they got the name.

891
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 3: That's what I'm asking you didn't get the name.

892
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: If he did get the name wrong, they fuck up

893
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: like a lot, Like that's what's important, and that's what

894
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 2: makes people laugh. So that specific time, like whatever, dude, Like,

895
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 2: what's important is that they mess up a lot.

896
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 3: And that was loud.

897
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 4: I mean, they the same way they could hear him.

898
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 4: Can you talk about the sizes?

899
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, dude. I used to have like

900
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: a whole riff on that, and that's in like some

901
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 2: of my older stuff. But like Grandy or whatever. It's

902
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 2: like Spain, like like Christopher Columbus or something.

903
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 3: Even if we are even if we are, yes, we

904
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 3: are language, there's a grim day.

905
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, see Medio. That's funny. That's really funny. That's really funny.

906
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 3: It's small as tall.

907
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 6: Tall.

908
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I honestly like don't get it. And that's what's

909
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 2: like funny about it. It's like what I love to

910
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 2: kind of point those things out and just make people laugh.

911
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: I find things in life to confuse you, and instead

912
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: of them making you upset, you turn them into something

913
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: make you laugh exactly.

914
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, that's the exact formula. Like you find

915
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 2: the thing and you make everyone laugh about this thing

916
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 2: where someone else fucked up.

917
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 4: I'll tell you the most miserable son of a bitch

918
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 4: in Hollywood. The guy who works at the coffee Bean.

919
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 4: And their sizes are normal small media, large people are

920
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 4: ordering tall and grand. He just knows, okay, well you're

921
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 4: not a loyal customer.

922
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 2: That's really right.

923
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yes, Yeah that would hurt.

924
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, leam nes it after

925
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: his wife, the whole thing.

926
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 3: That awful accident, yes, the skiing accident.

927
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: But I would love to hear the early versions of

928
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: that joke if you said, like it went through these

929
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: different evolutions, like you remember.

930
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 2: Like you if you were just starting to be like, dude,

931
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: I went in to Starbucks and they got me, they

932
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: got me this like great coffee.

933
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 3: Like people aren't gonna like laugh at that, yeah.

934
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 2: Because there's not like a comedic take. And like my talent,

935
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 2: like what I've always had just like in me because

936
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: like I'm super funny, Like I just can see the

937
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 2: funny part of that wo And the funny part is

938
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 2: that they have to write down your name and sometimes

939
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 2: they get it wrong and that's what's funny.

940
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 3: But they have these like crazy names.

941
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 2: So that's what I started to change it and like

942
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 2: shape it and like massage it and like and I

943
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 2: work hard on this stuff. Like I've been doing stand

944
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: up for like almost three now, and like I were

945
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: like super hard, like I did like open mics at

946
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 2: the beginning, and like you know, then I like did

947
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 2: my own shit and like.

948
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am so yeah. So that's that. Do you

949
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 3: ever look back on those open mic days? Like what

950
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,479
Speaker 3: was so crazy about?

951
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it was like I'm just like I'm just

952
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 2: like not going to make it, you know. Yeah, you

953
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 2: remember went home worried that I wasn't going to make it. Yeah,

954
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 2: and everyone at home is like I hope you make it,

955
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 2: you know, like I really want you to make it,

956
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: and I was like I want to make it too.

957
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 2: Family supportive, Yeah, dude, they were like totally chill about

958
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 2: it because they all knew, like I was super funny. Yeah,

959
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: and like I would go home and crack and they're

960
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 2: like you have to make it because like you're so

961
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 2: funny and.

962
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 3: You know, the funny one out of your friends.

963
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

964
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 2: I was like always like the funniest one. I was

965
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: cracking everyone up, like and like all the jocks and

966
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 2: stuff would be like, yo, what's that? Like what are

967
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 2: those guys like laughing at? Yeah, And I'd be like, wait,

968
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 2: they want to like watch me be funny, and like

969
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 2: I would like start doing shit and they started laughing.

970
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 2: Like it's awesome.

971
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 3: Being funny be a way to get girls.

972
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: At first, Like at first you're like this sucks, like

973
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 2: I'm not getting girls, but then as you get more

974
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 2: famous and shit, like then you start getting like hotter girls.

975
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome.

976
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: It's going back to high school. What's sort of interesting

977
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: about being funny? It's sort of a way to be

978
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: a popular nerd?

979
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's like kind of what it is. You're

980
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: like still nerdy, Like I was reading comic books and

981
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 2: shit and like, but then like people are like, I

982
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 2: want you to like do something like make me laugh,

983
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 2: like you know, I'm having like a bad day or something,

984
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 2: and like then you're kind of like playing both sides,

985
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 2: like it's it's awesome.

986
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 3: I was like being a nerd, except people like you

987
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 3: and you get a girlfriend.

988
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 4: And girl, fine, yo, you know what It's like everybody

989
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 4: else is trying to open the front door, and you're like, oh,

990
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 4: I can't get the front door.

991
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: Front door doesn't work for mered.

992
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 4: But you go in around in the side or maybe

993
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 4: through you know, a different entrance.

994
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 2: Exactly Like you're like a nerd, but you're successful, popular,

995
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 2: having a fine time, relaxed and happy. Yeah inside of

996
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 2: the yes, and that's all happening inside the by getting

997
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: good grades. Yes, getting good grades. Everyone's proud of you.

998
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: You have a good family life. But like you're like

999
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 2: a nerd and like and I was like kind of

1000
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 2: poor growing up too.

1001
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like it wasn't rich. Wow, yeah, like

1002
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 4: yeah what stuff? Yeah, that makes your achievements even bigger.

1003
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 3: What'd you do? I mean, did you have to hustle

1004
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 3: to get where you are? Exactly? Like I didn't, like

1005
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 3: really fucking.

1006
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 4: Excuse me, I'm sorry, but I mean, I just I'm

1007
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 4: realizing how much you must have had to hustle if

1008
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 4: you're coming from more of a poor background, like.

1009
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 2: A lot of rich kids, like they come to town

1010
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,959
Speaker 2: here and people are like, oh, you're rich, so here's

1011
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 2: like a job or something. Yeah, like poor kids like

1012
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 2: are you know poor or like you know, like I

1013
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 2: wasn't the richest kid in school, so like I had

1014
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 2: to like do extra stuff. Like I had a job

1015
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 2: in high school and shit and like and then so

1016
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 2: like to make it in the business, like I had

1017
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 2: to like work another job for like a couple months

1018
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 2: and shit, and that was hard.

1019
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 3: You know what I'm putting together.

1020
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 4: As you said, yeah, you're from Jersey, yeah, and like

1021
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 4: Jersey that kind of implies.

1022
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'm just like I was like a kid

1023
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 2: from Jersey, you know, like in LA and I'm doing

1024
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 2: great w And like school was hard because you know,

1025
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: I was a nerd. But I was getting good grades

1026
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 2: and doing well and getting girls and stuff. But that

1027
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 2: was like I was like a nerd. Yeah, and like

1028
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: now I'm like getting successful.

1029
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 3: You have one crew you fit in with? Did you

1030
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 3: kind of float among a lot of cool that was

1031
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:19,760
Speaker 3: like crazy.

1032
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, like there was all these clicks

1033
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: in high school. But because I was like this curly

1034
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 2: haired kid and like you know, I wasn't like one

1035
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 2: of the rich kids. I wasn't one of the jocks,

1036
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,479
Speaker 2: so like I would just kind of make everyone laugh.

1037
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 2: And that's what I realized. I loved about it, and

1038
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: that's like what I still just want to do.

1039
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 3: Let me ask you, speaking of success, and have you

1040
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 3: certainly not poor anymore? Have you spoken to any brands.

1041
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: Or like and you are you using Starbucks so much

1042
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: in your act? Is that something that you could parlay?

1043
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 2: Dude, I would love it. I would love it, but

1044
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 2: straight up, like the Starbucks is paying me nothing, all right,

1045
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 2: I like I'm still I'm still like kind of poor,

1046
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 2: like I still do like my own laundry and shit. Okay,

1047
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 2: so like, wow, I'm not exactly.

1048
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 3: Rich yet, but I think, can you talk about in

1049
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 3: your act? And I'm still thinking no way, Like.

1050
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: I'm not totally there yet, okay, but like I can

1051
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 2: tell like things are happening like Seth you know, my manager,

1052
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 2: and says like getting stuff going, and like I'm gonna

1053
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 2: be in a couple like small parts like you know

1054
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 2: Fluffy you guys know that. Yeah, me, Like he's super hilarious.

1055
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 2: I might have like a small part in one of

1056
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 2: his things and like, okay, it's gonna be awesome, Like.

1057
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 3: I'm his stand up material. Could I use some of it?

1058
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,479
Speaker 3: Could you do it?

1059
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, we've talked about it. He would be

1060
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: totally cool with that. But like part of doing comedies

1061
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: you're supposed to like respect each other's like material. Yeah,

1062
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 2: so like really yeah, and even though I'm like, this

1063
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: is so funny and I think I could do it

1064
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 2: like really well, and like we talked about it, he

1065
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 2: explained to me, it's awesome. It's like this is yours

1066
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 2: and this is mine because it's like I came up

1067
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 2: with it.

1068
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: That's so interesting because when you go to a music concert, right,

1069
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: sometimes they will do a different song from another guy.

1070
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 4: Right.

1071
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1072
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: It's like a different kind of world though, Like it's

1073
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 2: funny though, like I am kind of like been hanging

1074
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 2: out with more musicians and stuff, and you know, like

1075
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 2: I'm learning how to like play guitar and stuff. Wow,

1076
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: it's really cool. Like musicians are it's like a totally

1077
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: different kind of person, you know, like comedians, Like you

1078
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 2: get in a room with comedians, You're like, Okay, these

1079
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: guys act this way. You get in a room with musicians, like, oh,

1080
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 2: these guys act this way different. Yeah, a little bit different, Yeah,

1081
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 2: it's so interesting. It is really interesting, and like, when

1082
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it, I think you might be right, right,

1083
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: Like you would think that everyone just acts the same,

1084
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 2: but then when I start to point it out, you

1085
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 2: realize people act sort of differently. Yeah, it's really cool,

1086
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 2: and like, I don't know, musicians are cool, Like I

1087
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 2: think deep down, I've always kind of like wanted to

1088
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 2: be like a rock star, you know, like I've always

1089
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: like wanted to be like on stage but like comedy.

1090
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: Just like the way you carry yourself when you're up there,

1091
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: it is sort of like that aggressive like.

1092
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, rock star, you know. I like that stuff, you know,

1093
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: so I like chilling with those guys.

1094
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 4: Yes, you know what your shows do feel less like

1095
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 4: a standing up comedy show more like a fucking rock concert.

1096
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 2: Like modeled after Like I want to do stadiums. I

1097
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 2: want to do that kind of stuff. I want to

1098
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 2: have my name and lights and stuff, and I just

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00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 2: want all that stuff. I can't wait. I really can't wait.

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00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 3: We're calling for you, Dan, we really are.

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00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 2: Everyone is and it's been so dope, and you know,

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00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 2: it's been so cool having so much support from literally

1103
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 2: everybody that I know, Like not one person has ever

1104
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: said I've done a bad job or done anything wrong.

1105
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 2: So it's awesome.

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00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 3: Do you have stuff you want to plugged? It's like

1107
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 3: while you're here in town or there, you doing any shows.

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00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 2: I'm not booked for anything yet, but like I'm looking

1109
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 2: to get up on stage like anywhere, like for paid bookings,

1110
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 2: like contact my manager like LTA like they're they're gonna

1111
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 2: hook it up. But like I'll do any big shows

1112
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 2: or anything where I could kind of close out the night.

1113
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 2: And I just want people to watch my special, like

1114
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 2: I can't wait to get more material to do another one.

1115
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 2: And you know, just like keep hustling. Yeahah money, you know,

1116
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 2: it is a hustle.

1117
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: And I so admire that because so many of these

1118
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: guys go up there and act like it's just like

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00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 1: a normal another day for exactly like yeah, but you

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00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: really show how hard you try.

1121
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 2: And yes, I try.

1122
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,280
Speaker 3: And that's a funny thing too, Yes.

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00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 2: It's funny and it's nice and I'm likable. I think,

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00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: like where people can cast me and stuff and I

1125
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 2: like that about me.

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00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 3: Well and yeah, I mean there's a face you.

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00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 2: I mean you're a nice looking guy.

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00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and it's in terms of Yeah, if.

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00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 4: You want to do acting in movies, I think that's

1130
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 4: available to you.

1131
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're good looking.

1132
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 2: It's like I'm unlucky in some ways, like I wasn't

1133
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 2: like the coolest guy, but I don't know. Something about

1134
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: this feels lucky in some other ways, you know, Like

1135
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 2: I feel lucky that I got to be like this funny.

1136
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: That gratitude is gonna take you far.

1137
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 6: Dan.

1138
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,720
Speaker 4: Now let's figure out who who got the pro version

1139
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 4: this week.

1140
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's look that.

1141
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: Up really quick, and then you can talk about the

1142
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: different social media and things because we here on social

1143
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: media as well.

1144
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 4: Okay, well, if you're a fan of Dan and tune

1145
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 4: in for this and let's see who qualifies for that.

1146
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 3: Everybody, Yeah, following.

1147
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: It's huge for us honestly, Like I do just want

1148
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: to thank you for you coming on here for like

1149
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: this is not not a small show, but like to

1150
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: get someone like you, it's a lot of listens to.

1151
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: And I know we were going back and forth, like

1152
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 2: with my manager and stuff about getting on here, and

1153
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 2: we understand and I appreciate it.

1154
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 3: Get some of the Dan animals, Yeah, get those animals

1155
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 3: out there, dude.

1156
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: I got people tweet at me right now, you get

1157
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 2: blowing up.

1158
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 3: I feel it.

1159
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 2: Buzz I love get notifications.

1160
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well, okay, I'm going to do this the

1161
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 4: social media stuff. So please like us on Facebook, if

1162
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 4: you could go on the Earwolf forums and talk to

1163
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 4: us and let us know if you have a question

1164
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 4: from Dan, will try to relate to him.

1165
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 3: How do you do how do you plug your your

1166
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 3: different things?

1167
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm just like always on Twitter, put my show

1168
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 2: dates out there. Yeah, just tweet constantly like I had.

1169
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 2: I will tweet about one hundred and fifty to two

1170
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 2: hundred fifty times a day and just like get out

1171
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 2: there and that's awesome and like people love it. That's

1172
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 2: what's so cool.

1173
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,479
Speaker 4: We should do Okay, Dan, not your fault, but Hayes,

1174
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 4: you did interrupt me and I was still going, and.

1175
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 3: Well, I just say it's good advice, you know, I

1176
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 3: just but you did interrupt.

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00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: We only have him for, yes, I understand, but so

1178
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: we can do it after Okay, it's.

1179
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 3: For we only have him for.

1180
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 2: This is like a comedy rats if only it's it

1181
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: is funny.

1182
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: He's right, it's no, it's funny, but it's there's something

1183
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: funny about it.

1184
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 4: Yes, there's something about the tone of it that's kind

1185
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 4: of funny. But at the same time you interrupted me.

1186
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 4: Now rate us on iTunes and give us a five

1187
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,959
Speaker 4: star rating and write a review.

1188
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 3: There. That's it. Now ask him whatever you want. Well

1189
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 3: I did, I did. I asked him to. It was

1190
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 3: just the one thing.

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00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: Uh, Brandon dry Rock got the pro version. I mean,

1192
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm I over reacting.

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00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 3: Well are we?

1194
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: I guess we're eating because I was saying I was

1195
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: talking just there and you were speaking the middle of

1196
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: me talking.

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00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 3: So is that even? Is that the same?

1198
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: Now?

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00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 2: I feel like mommy and daddy are fighting.

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00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 5: Right see, thank you. It's like it is funny. There's

1201
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 5: always something it makes me look at how silly? Yes,

1202
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 5: you know, it just totally diffuses.

1203
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 3: The ten ship.

1204
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, and like people are always acting silly.

1205
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brandon dry Rock about the pro version of our podcast.

1206
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 3: This week, we have a big, big package come your way.

1207
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 3: Thank you, Brandon.

1208
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 5: Dan.

1209
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 1: I'm sure Brandon would really love. He paid a lot

1210
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 1: of money for this thing, and I'm sure Brandon dry

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00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: Rock would love just a little bit on on his name.

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00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 2: Brandon dry Rock, I hope you're not in the ocean

1213
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:18,919
Speaker 2: because if you were, I think you'd be a little

1214
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 2: bit of a wet rock.

1215
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 5: We didn't tell him anything beforehead did we tell you

1216
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 5: his day?

1217
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 2: Dude? I never I never heard of this dude in

1218
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 2: my life. Like that honestly was like off the top

1219
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 2: of my head. Like that's just like part of being

1220
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 2: a comedian. It's like sometimes you just got to be funny.

1221
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 3: Your mind, Like what is going on in your mind?

1222
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 3: The twists?

1223
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, my mind is like crazy, just scary scary times. Dude,

1224
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 2: Like I don't know where this stuff comes from, but

1225
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 2: like it does, so I guess I'm lucky.

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Speaker 3: Bye.

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Speaker 8: This has been an Earwook Media production executive producers Jeff

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Speaker 8: Ulrick and Scott Ackerman. For more information, visit earwolf dot com.

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Speaker 3: Ear Warf Radio, Boom dot com, The worf Dead