Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: What's Up?
Speaker 1: I suffered from a sickness this past week, so.
Speaker 2: We're literally recording this twelve hours before this episode goes up,
Speaker 2: which we have never done before. We're hoping it gets
Speaker 2: out on time. We're really hoping. Here.
Speaker 1: I think we've done it. We've done it like twelve
Speaker 1: hours before, but it's like we actually wake up at
Speaker 1: eleven and do it and it's not like twelve when
Speaker 1: we're doing it. Yeah. Yeah, I've just been so sick
Speaker 1: and I don't feel real. So we had to keep
Speaker 1: pushing it back because also yesterday I was having an
Speaker 1: existential crisis and I didn't feel like I could sit
Speaker 1: on camera. Yeah, and now I'm really concerned because I
Speaker 1: sound sick. Doesn't make sense, Like, no, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is so annoying. I sound different and my job is
Speaker 1: My job is to be a voice that need to
Speaker 1: sound pretty speak to the people. Do you want to
Speaker 1: tell us about your scary dream yet?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was just about to bring it up, so, uh,
Speaker 2: I was gonna say yesterday, So I like lost it,
Speaker 2: but I'm just gonna say it was yesterday. Whatever, whatever,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter Jesus Christ. But I hadn't Oh, my God,
Speaker 2: that I just got pissed because these bitches some ship
Speaker 2: to say. But I don't know how to fucking start
Speaker 2: this because I'm normally like, oh, my dream last night.
Speaker 2: My dream last night was fucking crazy. It was the
Speaker 2: most livid or like most vivid dream I've ever had,
Speaker 2: Second to the one that I've told a thousand times
Speaker 2: on this goddamn podcast of me dying over and over again.
Speaker 2: This one also has to do with me dying again.
Speaker 2: And it was fucking crazy. Basically, like I don't know
Speaker 2: how we got here, but I was sitting out front
Speaker 2: of like a church or like like some religious structure.
Speaker 2: It was like a church steeple, and like above it
Speaker 2: was like the most beautiful like celestial event I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my entire life. There was like you could
Speaker 2: see like every planet in the sky, and you could
Speaker 2: see like the Sun being like eclipsed by like a
Speaker 2: moon or another planet, and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And there was like a beautiful it was like a
Speaker 2: Renaissance painting. It was like the most beautiful outline of
Speaker 2: this celestial event happening above this church. And I was
Speaker 2: like oh, I'm gonna record this and like because this
Speaker 2: is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. So I
Speaker 2: like took out my phone and started like recording it.
Speaker 2: And almost immediately this like Eastern European dude, I don't
Speaker 2: know what he was like came by but he wasn't
Speaker 2: speaking like English, and he came by and like I
Speaker 2: was recording, and I like put my phone really down
Speaker 2: really fast because like I could like see his face
Speaker 2: and like, for some reason, like I've never been able
Speaker 2: to see someone's face like this in a dream, and
Speaker 2: it like really caught me off guard. And I was
Speaker 2: like like I like knew I was dreaming, but like
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was really really weird. And I
Speaker 2: saw this dude's face and it was like really like detailed,
Speaker 2: and I could I could like literally draw him right now.
Speaker 2: It was like so scary, and he had like really
Speaker 2: beady eyes and he was just like really fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I just imagine what that drawing would look like if
Speaker 1: you try to draw like surrealist like realism, and like
Speaker 1: you're giving me the favorite it's like the ugliest and
Speaker 1: I can't like this is an unrecognizable.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so his Aura was like crazy and like
Speaker 2: he just had this really sinister energy. So I like
Speaker 2: put my phone down really fast, and like he starts
Speaker 2: speaking at me and I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 2: And then another dude that's like apparently with him, like
Speaker 2: walks behind him and like also is staring at me,
Speaker 2: and I'm like really freaked out. And then the only
Speaker 2: thing I could understand is he was like he looks
Speaker 2: at me and he's like, do you want to be shot?
Speaker 2: And I was like I was like no, I don't
Speaker 2: want to be shot. And then he's like flashing a
Speaker 2: gun like by a side like this, and he's like
Speaker 2: do you want to be shot? And I was like no.
Speaker 2: And then I start like freaking out because I see
Speaker 2: the gun and I start like crawling back on this
Speaker 2: like bench that's behind me, and then he literally shoots
Speaker 2: me in the fucking chest right here, and I felt
Speaker 2: every like like it was like I had been shot before.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know how I was able to like
Speaker 2: make up this pain in my head, but it was
Speaker 2: like it started off like it was like my chest
Speaker 2: was on fire, like in just in that one little
Speaker 2: spot it was like really warm, and then I felt
Speaker 2: like the blood like trickling down my chest, and then
Speaker 2: I felt like that warmth like go up into my
Speaker 2: face and in my jaw, and I was like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck And I started panicking and it was so
Speaker 2: real and I thought it was real life. And then
Speaker 2: I just was like like freaking out, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I just got shot. And then I woke up, and
Speaker 2: right when I woke up, I like rapped my chest
Speaker 2: and I still felt the pain in my chest when
Speaker 2: I woke up, and I was like, is this my
Speaker 2: body telling me that, like I have a cancerous tumor
Speaker 2: in my lung or some shit. Like It was so freaky,
Speaker 2: but I've never like woken up from a dream and
Speaker 2: still had pain from the dream in the morning, and
Speaker 2: it was like literally right here, and I was like,
Speaker 2: there's gotta be some cancer in my body or something.
Speaker 2: But it was also crazy that I was like dreaming
Speaker 2: about like religious like ideals and ideologies because like whatever,
Speaker 2: it's just not like I've never done that before. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it was super smoked and super real and it freaked
Speaker 2: me the fuck out, and like I went the entire
Speaker 2: day thinking about it because I was like, dude, what
Speaker 2: the fuck does that mean, and it was it was
Speaker 2: like it was painful, like I've never been in that
Speaker 2: much pain.
Speaker 1: I've never had like a physical pain, but I've never
Speaker 1: had a physical pain dream where it's like I was
Speaker 1: injured in the dream and then I woke up with
Speaker 1: the like that pain I've had, like not pain, but
Speaker 1: like you know when I'm like, oh, I was in
Speaker 1: such distress, Like I felt like I was like like
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever cried so hard that,
Speaker 1: like it feels like your body feels a certain way
Speaker 1: when you do that, like you feel like.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm a man, So I don't cry.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't cry?
Speaker 2: Yeah, men don't cry. Boys don't cry. You never heard
Speaker 2: the Frank Ocean. The Frank Ocean thing, boys don't cry.
Speaker 1: I think that was more of like like commentary on that.
Speaker 2: No, boys don't cry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was it was like it was like
Speaker 1: an artistic take on it because I think he believes
Speaker 1: men should show up.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just farted. Yeah, we have just Siah watching
Speaker 2: us today because we need to perform to like a
Speaker 2: real person. And Kai couldn't make it because he had
Speaker 2: a flat tire on his car. Yeah, just say it
Speaker 2: has a stinky bottom, soggy bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has a really stinky bottom. He's been farting
Speaker 1: around the house. And then he also went out of
Speaker 1: his way. He was like, have you ever ordered from
Speaker 1: Simply Salad, which Josiah is the freak who just goes
Speaker 1: on Postmates, falls for.
Speaker 2: Those picture ghost kitchens from.
Speaker 1: Literally anywhere on that app and orders. And also his
Speaker 1: salad tasted like a salad I would eat in hospital
Speaker 1: while with grandparents.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, some random person just made
Speaker 2: that kid that salad in their home kitchen and just
Speaker 2: like this and delivered it to and he asked for.
Speaker 1: Apple juice and they didn't have apple juice, so they
Speaker 1: gave him the most yellow vitamin water I've ever seen,
Speaker 1: Like why is it that yet? It's like it's it's opaque,
Speaker 1: like what's in there? You know?
Speaker 2: What's crazy is that I used to think those were
Speaker 2: super healthy, but they're like the most unhealthy drink you
Speaker 2: can drink. Like the name is a complete fucking lie. Oh,
Speaker 2: come to visit today. He's so good man.
Speaker 1: No, he wants food. He looked up at the camera.
Speaker 2: Come in, oh azot podcast feature, Come in my chee.
Speaker 1: Oh, but yeah, I haven't like had like woken up
Speaker 1: with like a physical pain from being hurt in a dream.
Speaker 1: But I have had like waking up with like feeling
Speaker 1: an ape from crying. But that's fucking crazy. You know
Speaker 1: what it was? It was your body pulsating because it
Speaker 1: wants a hit of apotheca.
Speaker 2: I know it. It was idraw. You know it's crazy
Speaker 2: is that I'd like a few episodes ago, it's like
Speaker 2: I'm done, Like I can't smoke them anymore, Like it's
Speaker 2: impossible to get them, Like it's over, Like it's finally over.
Speaker 2: And then at the DJ poly Def party, all the
Speaker 2: photos that came out, I had a far in my
Speaker 2: hands the entire time. In all of the comments on
Speaker 2: TikTok were like, yeah, I thought he was that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking right, he quit, And I just had but in.
Speaker 1: Somebody out there PTSD to a family member who's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop smoking. Like you know when kids are
Speaker 1: like if this guy's one hundred k likes.
Speaker 2: My dad cigarette, or like someone needing a liver trends
Speaker 2: plant and they just can't stop drinking alcohol, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, Like mine was a little less like sinister.
Speaker 2: But yeah, right, right, yeah, But we didn't finish the
Speaker 2: boys don't cry conversation because like, I've literally never cried
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 1: It's just not true. See, I guess you guys are
Speaker 1: boys and not mad, so should cry?
Speaker 2: What actually, thank you for that.
Speaker 1: No, it's an artistic take. But men should cry, men
Speaker 1: should show.
Speaker 2: Their Yeah, they're pussies.
Speaker 1: Bro oh my god, cry get pussy.
Speaker 2: Men who cry are pussies and they're not alpha. I'll
Speaker 2: just say that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I don't know. Like when people
Speaker 1: are like, is.
Speaker 2: It sigma smegma male? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Now, smegma is what comes out of my pucci when
Speaker 1: I'm eating.
Speaker 2: Bad discharge meal.
Speaker 1: But Sigma is lower and alpha is higher.
Speaker 2: No, Sigma is like, oh, I don't even fuck with
Speaker 2: that toxic masculine, their toxic masculinity. But they're like, I
Speaker 2: don't care to be a leader. I am a natural leader,
Speaker 2: Like I don't I exude leadership qualities in alpha, like
Speaker 2: have to try to be leaders. But smag my males
Speaker 2: just like have it like they're just naturally that and
Speaker 2: like they don't even want it, like they don't want
Speaker 2: women to be all over them like me, like I
Speaker 2: don't want it and it's a painful fucking thing for
Speaker 2: me to go through and I just have to push
Speaker 2: them away.
Speaker 1: You're adding an extra syllable to that word that you
Speaker 1: don't need.
Speaker 3: Well, man, no, you need to wow men, that's what
Speaker 3: you want to do. You don't want you want to
Speaker 3: wow men? You like choke on your tongue with that
Speaker 3: one way.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something that I forgot. It was
Speaker 1: right before the episode started. I was like, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: we need to say that on that.
Speaker 2: I know what it is. What should I say it?
Speaker 2: Say it? Man with foreskin?
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't remember uncut gym oh oh. I was saying,
Speaker 1: this is so not funny. I was saying, like, how
Speaker 1: many people do you think made the joke post uncut gems?
Speaker 1: Being like, oh, let me see your uncut gem?
Speaker 2: At least a hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people have said that, and like people have said
Speaker 1: it in a joking way but being serious the way
Speaker 1: like some people like just can't flirt without like joking.
Speaker 1: Like people have definitely been like, let me see your
Speaker 1: uncut jump? Can I actually see your gem? Is it uncut?
Speaker 2: I wish it was uncut? Don't get me fucking started.
Speaker 2: I wish I yea, we don't have go.
Speaker 1: Over the conversation of you like begging the world for
Speaker 1: your foreskin.
Speaker 2: Gave me back my foreskin.
Speaker 1: If I had it, I would chew on it and
Speaker 1: then like use it as you know those like plastic
Speaker 1: like reusable lid toppers like the fridge. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: use that.
Speaker 2: I would plug the tip of my penis and fill
Speaker 2: it up and pee into it and fill it up
Speaker 2: like a balloon.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 2: Can I get an a woman?
Speaker 1: No? Can you get a woman?
Speaker 2: Yeah? To get me top?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, you're done. You're done for the day. Wait.
Speaker 1: I have to look at my notes because I'm literally like,
Speaker 1: I feel brained as well.
Speaker 2: I have one. Why was selfie c the original muser
Speaker 2: which eventually became TikTok. No one is talking about how
Speaker 2: bullied she was for being the og TikToker and now
Speaker 2: all of you bitches are doing the exact same fucking
Speaker 2: thing as she was, But she got bullied relentlessly for it.
Speaker 2: Even I joined in on the conversation. Sometimes I don't
Speaker 2: know why I hate people. I just do because everybody
Speaker 2: else does not. Always, But like Nickelback, for example, like, okay,
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: No reason you were gonna say someone who we could
Speaker 1: all relate to, But you're not about to sit here
Speaker 1: and pitch the art that there should be no reason.
Speaker 2: Why we like don't like Why don't you like Nickelback.
Speaker 1: Because I fucking hate their music.
Speaker 2: But their music is not the worst music in the world.
Speaker 1: Okay, keep going, But.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just saying, like there's some people that like
Speaker 2: our Bandwaggon, that Bandwagon hated like sm six, the TikTok band,
Speaker 2: Like that's not bad. That is like this reminds me
Speaker 2: of Texas and begging my mom for like a redemption
Speaker 2: tea with the fucking Cross and the Angel Wings and
Speaker 2: the Ryanstones all over it, and it says revenge on
Speaker 2: the back. Yeah, it's just not for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will say I don't hate Nickelback, I just
Speaker 1: don't care for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's and that's fair. But people online are relentless.
Speaker 2: But I saw a video not too long ago, like
Speaker 2: an interview on a podcast with him, and he was saying,
Speaker 2: like the reason why they're still relevant is because of
Speaker 2: the hatred that they got, which is so real, Like
Speaker 2: all all it was was just like and it's also
Speaker 2: not real hatred, like people don't actually hate.
Speaker 1: It's just like a joke. Like they were like the
Speaker 1: butt of the joke for so long. So it keeps,
Speaker 1: it keeps, it keeps the conversation.
Speaker 2: That's why SM six is still around. What is that
Speaker 2: that family band?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, y'all brought that up today and I was
Speaker 1: like shocked because I haven't thought about that or seen
Speaker 1: it in so long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that not like what they were, but they
Speaker 2: still have a fan base and viewership. And I watched
Speaker 2: like probably three hundred of their videos this morning from
Speaker 2: like eight am to like eleven thirty, just scrolling through
Speaker 2: their feed and just like deep diving and catching up
Speaker 2: on everything they've done. They were in a to be
Speaker 2: original movie like they got Castid, and it's like a
Speaker 2: full fucking budget to be It's like that free streaming service. Oh,
Speaker 2: but the budget was insane. It was like, I couldn't
Speaker 2: believe it is that she's fucking li We need her
Speaker 2: on the podcast to talk about that.
Speaker 1: I know, selfie see being our first guest, Yeah, people
Speaker 1: would be pissed. They'd be like, dude, why why is.
Speaker 2: That the first person?
Speaker 1: Also us acting like Josie hasn't been on.
Speaker 2: Like three times literally not a guest, Like he's literally
Speaker 2: not he's just a friend.
Speaker 1: You're more than I guess you're a friend.
Speaker 2: All those people to the podcast, because that would be
Speaker 2: at I actually don't know what he said, I like
Speaker 2: I was. That was actually that freaked me the funk
Speaker 2: out because I was looking at him and I couldn't
Speaker 2: hear the words coming out of his mouth, like and
Speaker 2: I couldn't like, oh my god, that was literally like horrifying.
Speaker 2: But yeah, selfie Cee being the O g uh primal
Speaker 2: just like everybody jump on and hate this person for
Speaker 2: no reason.
Speaker 1: But that was also like the big trend that was
Speaker 1: like pre so there's before Christ and avertist, but then
Speaker 1: there's before Taylor Swift crucification and post Taylor Swift crucification
Speaker 1: and post Taylor Swift crucification. We learned that to not
Speaker 1: be fooled by the trickery of men who just hate
Speaker 1: women and want to like sacrifice them and fucking like
Speaker 1: tear them down publicly, because it's really easy as a
Speaker 1: young person to jump on, especially if like someone you
Speaker 1: idolize is involved, then you're like, yeah, that person is
Speaker 1: a bitch. Fuck her, I fucking hate her. Because we
Speaker 1: all have demonic, misogynistic ideas just drilled into our heads.
Speaker 1: It's very easy. But before the crucification, not me. I
Speaker 1: oh so you think you're better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you.
Speaker 1: Just admitted that you like jumped down to the selfie
Speaker 1: see hate hate trained.
Speaker 2: So I didn't say that. Then you're fucking freaking out
Speaker 2: and saying I said that, which is really fucked up
Speaker 2: of you to say that. I would say something like that.
Speaker 1: You said it. You literally just said it. We could
Speaker 1: replay it.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that. Shit, I did not say that. Shit.
Speaker 1: Wow, where's my defense? Okay, Yeah, you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Both of y'all are ugly as fuck.
Speaker 1: That's your defense when you're caught lying, is that we're ugly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you have a huge wiener, right.
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I do. I really have a big fan.
Speaker 1: What I was saying is I was gonna be like, oh, now,
Speaker 1: I feel like the Internet is smarter, but that's not
Speaker 1: true because women constantly are getting berated on the Internet.
Speaker 1: It's literally like a pastime for the Internet is to
Speaker 1: like choose one girl for everybody to make fun of,
Speaker 1: and we all fall victim to it because it's just entertaining.
Speaker 1: And it also so.
Speaker 2: It's a tribe building technique that we haven't gotten rid of.
Speaker 2: When we were like villagers and we all lived in
Speaker 2: small little tribes all around than we were nomadic, we
Speaker 2: had to find one common thing to hate, so it
Speaker 2: bonded us. That's something I learned recently. Is that like
Speaker 2: or not learned, but like my mind was changed. I
Speaker 2: mean I never thought gossip was bad, but like gossip
Speaker 2: is actually really fucking healthy. Like if you think about it, say,
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: That talked about how like gossip between women, yes, really demonized.
Speaker 2: It was demonized. But I saw this dude kind of
Speaker 2: like breaking down gossip and he was just like saying, like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's like it is like me telling you, it's like
Speaker 2: a really good like connection builder. It's like me telling
Speaker 2: you like I would never fucking do that to you
Speaker 2: without outwardly saying that, like when you're gossiping about something
Speaker 2: someone did, and like it's also building like community, and
Speaker 2: just like it's it's actually really healthy when you're talking
Speaker 2: shit behind people's back.
Speaker 1: So back to it, I go, Yeah, continue to talk
Speaker 1: about people who you claim.
Speaker 2: To love, as long as it's not to their face.
Speaker 2: Say it with me. Talk behind people's back as long
Speaker 2: as it's not to their face and they can't hear you.
Speaker 1: The thing is like, I do agree, but I just
Speaker 1: like love talking shit, but I don't talk shit about
Speaker 1: people I actually love. I talked shit about people who
Speaker 1: I literally don't know, because I am no better than
Speaker 1: anybody else on the internet. And I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: so annoying that they did this because I see somebody
Speaker 1: said that they did that, and then when it's turned
Speaker 1: on me, I literally want to kill myself and I'm like,
Speaker 1: can everybody stop?
Speaker 2: And then you meet them in person, You're like, damn,
Speaker 2: they're actually.
Speaker 1: They're actually normal.
Speaker 2: That has happened to you six times in the last
Speaker 2: year and a half. It's just like you relentlessly talking
Speaker 2: shit about someone and then you meet them and you're like, damn,
Speaker 2: I actually had a real conversation with him, and I
Speaker 2: like saw their side of things, and it's like, you.
Speaker 1: Have to give me craw Like I remember one time
Speaker 1: we talked about this and somebody was like, I think
Speaker 1: it's so fucked up that Andy openly admits to that,
Speaker 1: Like you want me to lie, Like I literally talked
Speaker 1: shit like I do and like, I know that's a
Speaker 1: fault on.
Speaker 2: My part, but the fault in our star that I
Speaker 2: know that's the.
Speaker 1: Fault in my stars. But like you have to admit,
Speaker 1: I have gotten better at it, like I've been biting,
Speaker 1: Like I that was a New Year's resolution for me
Speaker 1: was to stop saying it talking as much shit or
Speaker 1: like inviting myself to like gossip. And I feel like
Speaker 1: I've been a little better at it, but that's also
Speaker 1: because I've been drowning myself in different forms of media
Speaker 1: and I just haven't been on my phone as much.
Speaker 1: And also I redownloaded TikTok, but I made sure to
Speaker 1: fall on the part of TikTok that gives me absolute
Speaker 1: garbage nothingness, And I am not on this real side.
Speaker 1: I'm on the side of TikTok where like it's literally
Speaker 1: just random people from butt fuck Idaho posting shit and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I cannot believe this person has a phone,
Speaker 1: Like this is crazy.
Speaker 2: My uh TikTok feed has been like consuming, all consuming,
Speaker 2: like I can sit on that. It is crazy how
Speaker 2: quickly I can go from like no TikTok at all
Speaker 2: to watching it eight hours a day like it is
Speaker 2: it is terrifying how like easy it is to like
Speaker 2: fall back into that shit. And it's also crazy that
Speaker 2: like it's literally mind control, and it's like we're living
Speaker 2: the biggest mass psychosis event in human history, and we're
Speaker 2: all being controlled by these devices in our phones and
Speaker 2: these screens in our life, and like no one is
Speaker 2: ever really thinking about her paying attention, and if you are,
Speaker 2: there's nothing you can do to break the cycle, and
Speaker 2: we're kind of just fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like think about that because we've literally talked
Speaker 1: about TikTok and how much it encapsulates your life.
Speaker 2: What was that would Beyonce I thing? Oh, I'm not
Speaker 2: even fucking trying. That's the thing about me is I
Speaker 2: wasn't even trying.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, But when you're saying that, are you saying
Speaker 1: that because you think it sounded good? And you're like,
Speaker 1: well I sound good when I'm not trying, are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, yeah yeah yeah, more that right, More that
Speaker 2: than anything.
Speaker 1: Anything, but that that was crazy. You literally like you
Speaker 1: sounded crazy. I was like you like being unable to
Speaker 1: sit still doing that. You moved like thirty eight thousand times,
Speaker 1: Like if someone had to motion track you, it would
Speaker 1: be like thirty eight thousand frames of where you're hand.
Speaker 2: You know, you know what the crazy thing is when
Speaker 2: you are singing higher notes like that, Like your body's
Speaker 2: reaction is to like lift your head up, but that's
Speaker 2: actually constricting your vocal chords. I learned this and music
Speaker 2: class when I was singing. I didn't take classes. I
Speaker 2: just like know these things. They come naturally to me.
Speaker 1: Like you were going to say, teaching people, Okay, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: teaching people.
Speaker 2: And so don't lift your head up when you're trying
Speaker 2: to sing high notes because it restricts your vocal cords.
Speaker 2: You want to like keep it down and open and
Speaker 2: just let it go from the gut. Like a lot
Speaker 2: of people are singing from the head instead of the chest,
Speaker 2: and you just want to go, like let it out.
Speaker 2: There is a thing called head voice. Should I get
Speaker 2: into it?
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like you're pulling shit out of
Speaker 1: your ass that you maybe saw on TikTok, But like
Speaker 1: it just doesn't feel like you knew these things like
Speaker 1: from the beginning of your life. Like, are you trying
Speaker 1: to convince us that you just like naturally I just.
Speaker 2: Figured it out. Yeah, I just figured it out as
Speaker 2: I was going.
Speaker 1: Okay, and m also okay. I am tired of this.
Speaker 1: No more saying things are dupes. You are buying a bootleg.
Speaker 1: You were not buying a dupe. You were not buying
Speaker 1: something that is similar. A dupe is something.
Speaker 2: Similar to the thing is okay, which is okay to
Speaker 2: buy dupes and bootlegs.
Speaker 1: It's okay to buy dupes and bootlegs. But also I'm like,
Speaker 1: when I see it happening to a small company, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are you doing that to them? Not that a
Speaker 1: lot of the companies. I see it happening to her
Speaker 1: big companies, and it's like whatever, who cares? But like,
Speaker 1: can we just accept that it's a bootleg?
Speaker 2: Like dupe? Anastasia Better Hills.
Speaker 1: Dude, you think it's better Hills Hill? Anna Stagia Better.
Speaker 2: Hills Herding heard London flat.
Speaker 1: She was found that in her London flat. And that's
Speaker 1: why it's so upsetting. Stop buying bootlegs of her stuff
Speaker 1: because it goes to her family.
Speaker 2: There have been rumors going around that I died at fifteen, babes.
Speaker 2: I'm seventeen and I'm still kicking.
Speaker 1: Like one day you will wake up and look back
Speaker 1: and be so shameful of the fact that you were
Speaker 1: afraid of your age. It's okay, you're turning twenty five.
Speaker 2: I'm the only seventeen year old in the world to
Speaker 2: grow a beard like this.
Speaker 1: Hey, yes, it's you know, it's not a joke. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just I mean, I'm known you for ten years
Speaker 1: and you weren't seven when I met you.
Speaker 2: I was six. You're right, But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a dupe. That is a bootleg, and
Speaker 1: that's okay. It's just it's a bootleg, and that's okay.
Speaker 1: But also, don't buy bootlegs from small companies because that's
Speaker 1: just me. That little girl in the middle of Iowa
Speaker 1: selling off Etsy deserves her thirty dollars her check.
Speaker 2: To give her her check. Yeah. So what we just
Speaker 2: found out is Anya as classist and she wants people
Speaker 2: to be poor. I also came to the conclusion that
Speaker 2: scat lovers like people who love being pooped on and on.
Speaker 1: I like about scot like the music, No, like our.
Speaker 2: Love, our braver in the I believe scot lovers are
Speaker 2: braver than the Marines.
Speaker 1: Scott is being on. Yeah, like shit, I'm disgusting.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's what I'm saying because everybody's knee jerk
Speaker 2: reaction is like ew, that's fucking gross as fuck, But
Speaker 2: that doesn't stop them from loving being pooped on and
Speaker 2: asking people. Could you imagine asking like what if like
Speaker 2: when we hooked up, I was like, can you poop
Speaker 2: on my chest?
Speaker 1: Well, it's different between us because we just have this
Speaker 1: like we live in our own world when we hook up,
Speaker 1: where like nothing on the outside matters, so there's no
Speaker 1: social constructs of what's right and morally wrong. So like
Speaker 1: we can just do those things.
Speaker 2: But like, but I'm asking someone stranger, That's what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 2: imagine asking someone and being like, I like, I have this,
Speaker 2: like I have this thing, Like I have this thing.
Speaker 2: It's kind of weird, Like I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2: If like you're in I'm just gonna say, can you
Speaker 2: poop on my chest? What would you say?
Speaker 1: I would I would crack the fuck up. If I'm
Speaker 1: being honest, I would like destroy that person's life because
Speaker 1: I would laugh so hard.
Speaker 2: If it was someone that had like an internet like
Speaker 2: was relevant at all, I would make fun of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would spread that like wildflower. I wouldn't I wouldn't publicize.
Speaker 1: I would tell everybody I know.
Speaker 2: I would. Yeah, I would spread it like wildflower like cases.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like this, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would not. Also, like the thing is you definitely
Speaker 1: have to be like seeing someone for a while before
Speaker 1: you bring that up, or you're just like so far
Speaker 1: in your life that you're like I restricted myself from
Speaker 1: having this for so long that you're meeting people on apps,
Speaker 1: And that's like one of the.
Speaker 2: First things I was gonna say, I literally have a
Speaker 2: billion dollar idea million million dollar idea, because I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure there's like sixty four poop levers in the world,
Speaker 2: but we need to figure out a way to connect
Speaker 2: them via an app, a scat lover app, and we
Speaker 2: could call it like literally scat. We could call it
Speaker 2: scat and it's like it's like Grinder but for poop. Yeah,
Speaker 2: literally literally Skyterer that is a that is a thousand
Speaker 2: dollars idea anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's literally that's that's worth like maybe two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: But it's more like you have to invest two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars into it. It's not like you're not making profit
Speaker 1: off of that. These apps make money, Oh, you have
Speaker 1: to pay for certain apps. Huh. I just never had
Speaker 1: a dating app because I'm not some like fucking like disgusting,
Speaker 1: self losing loser who like needs attention like that attention
Speaker 1: just comes to me and I don't have to go
Speaker 1: begging for it, and I'm not just so alone and
Speaker 1: like decrepit and sitting in my room and I'm disgusting
Speaker 1: and I hate myself and I just need affection and
Speaker 1: I can't find it because I'm fucking loser. Like no,
Speaker 1: it just comes to me.
Speaker 2: And that's that I agree with that fully. I would
Speaker 2: never use any of those apps.
Speaker 1: I accidentally said I'm fucking loser. Did you like that?
Speaker 1: That was me checking the thing that was I was that.
Speaker 2: Was that was really nice, But like I wouldn't do
Speaker 2: that either, Like.
Speaker 1: Let me see your phone, let me go through your phone. Look,
Speaker 1: it's simple, let me go through your phone.
Speaker 2: Okay here, look, no.
Speaker 1: Give me your phone. I don't think you're cheating on me.
Speaker 1: I'm just like I want to go through your app
Speaker 1: store to see if you ever downloaded it, because I
Speaker 1: know you don't have it on your phone right now
Speaker 1: because we're dating.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, No, that's not it that's.
Speaker 1: Three, there's three in a row.
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 1: Oh what's that? What's what? What's that?
Speaker 2: What is the logo?
Speaker 1: It's an ass and it's says like screw scruff what's that?
Speaker 1: Who is that? Can give me your phone? Like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're cheating on me? What is that? No,
Speaker 1: that's for that's for the dog you want.
Speaker 2: It's but for vets.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, because I was like scruff, like a
Speaker 1: scruffy dog, like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that's what
Speaker 1: that is. Okay, I got okay, I got scaring me.
Speaker 2: I think the world is ending. I thought I was dying.
Speaker 2: There was an earthquake the other day and I woke
Speaker 2: up with my heart racing, and I looked up at
Speaker 2: my lamp and it was kind of moving a little bit,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, it's gonna follow me and
Speaker 2: it's gonna break. And I wasted all of that.
Speaker 1: You wanted a paper lamp and I literally would have
Speaker 1: just landed.
Speaker 2: On your Okay, fuck you, like all of you.
Speaker 1: Well, the the night that the earthquake happened, it's when
Speaker 1: I had the worst sore throw. So let me explain
Speaker 1: my sickness. When I came back from New York. I
Speaker 1: had a bit of a sore throat, and then it
Speaker 1: like just kind of lingered off and went away. No
Speaker 1: big deal then, I think because I just like was
Speaker 1: overly like doing things for like the week I got back. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm boring you to death. I'm literally boring you to death,
Speaker 1: acting like your dad. I hate dating you. I hate
Speaker 1: dating you. I should have listened to everybody in my life.
Speaker 1: I should have never fucking dated you. You're you know
Speaker 1: how some people say you're the best mistake I ever made.
Speaker 1: You're the worst.
Speaker 2: God. Sidney Sweeney said that in Euphoria Before that is
Speaker 2: literally a line would say, really.
Speaker 1: The worst fucking mistake I ever made. I hate every
Speaker 1: day I wake up and I look at myself and
Speaker 1: part of me is missing because I'm you.
Speaker 2: I hate you.
Speaker 1: I hate you.
Speaker 2: I hate you.
Speaker 1: She's sorry. Sorry. You are like you know how conservatives
Speaker 1: thin that like lizard people run the country. You are
Speaker 1: You're literally a lizard person to be.
Speaker 2: I'm not conservative, and I think lizard people run the country.
Speaker 1: You're just my little You're my little sorry, do you
Speaker 1: think things?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm the conspiracist. No, no, no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: But I woke up. Okay, what are you doing, bro,
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't show them all at Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It we've been hanging out too much,
Speaker 1: like for the past few years, because I'm getting to
Speaker 1: the point where like I keep seeing you and I
Speaker 1: want to grab you inappropriately because it'd be funny to me.
Speaker 2: No, because it is funny. Yeah, I've been. I've been
Speaker 2: recently like wanting to get butt ass naked and bend
Speaker 2: over it and spread my ass cheeks so y'all look
Speaker 2: at my buttthole in the eye. But I won't do
Speaker 2: that to you guys. But I have been walking around
Speaker 2: with my hairy ass out for the past couple of days. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in the bathroom and Josie and Drew
Speaker 1: were knocking on the door last night and they were like,
Speaker 1: come out, come out, come out, wait, come out. We
Speaker 1: got it on a video and when I came out,
Speaker 1: it was just was bare ass and literally like, I
Speaker 1: don't even think I had a reaction.
Speaker 2: No at this point, Yeah, it didn't mean.
Speaker 1: Anything to me. Oh and then the other day we
Speaker 1: were like the other day, we were laying in bed
Speaker 1: and you were showing me something speaky landed on my
Speaker 1: boom you like this like landed on it. And he
Speaker 1: didn't want to make a big deal in it so
Speaker 1: slowly as if like like when you're like sneaking around
Speaker 1: and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, I thought I was being so fucking slick to
Speaker 2: and I was like, Okay, we're just gonna act like
Speaker 2: that didn't happen but now, and he was like, were
Speaker 2: you fucking grabbing my tip? Fucking touching off booms and ship?
Speaker 1: That's why everybody who like mimics me gives me a
Speaker 1: voice like that, what's up with that? They give me
Speaker 1: like a deep, like fucking like fuckleberry thin ass voice.
Speaker 2: Oh can you help me put my tampon in? Remember
Speaker 2: I did what?
Speaker 1: I woke up with the worst fucking sore throw in
Speaker 1: my life. Literally, I've never felt a sore throw like that.
Speaker 1: And I've had sore throwt like pretty often or like
Speaker 1: enough times that I feel like I've had the worst
Speaker 1: of it. But it was so fucking bad that I
Speaker 1: woke up and I actually felt like I was choking,
Speaker 1: and I had woken up to the earthquake, and I
Speaker 1: thought I was making it up in my head, and
Speaker 1: then I just got up and got water, and I
Speaker 1: just ignored it.
Speaker 2: Remember when I said something big is coming?
Speaker 1: Coming?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember when I said that.
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wait, we literally did say that to
Speaker 2: Sabrina when I was like, oh, like something veigas coming
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, it's earthquake weather. Do you
Speaker 2: remember that? Yeah? And she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: is that like for really exactly? And well you can
Speaker 2: predict earthquakes? And I was like, no, like you can't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: Your chirked our friend who doesn't live here that we
Speaker 1: would be able to like know if an earthquake is coming,
Speaker 1: and she believed it because she's like from Miami.
Speaker 2: It's also crazy that I predicted that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: It is interesting that like I'm able to just like
Speaker 2: kind of peer into the future, lift the veil a
Speaker 2: little bit and just see what's going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That's something that I've been doing recently,
Speaker 2: is like it sounds schitzo effective, but like I've been
Speaker 2: able to like see behind the veil a little bit,
Speaker 2: like and it's been fucking me up. Like it's literally
Speaker 2: been Oh my god, have you ever heard of like
Speaker 2: what's it called?
Speaker 1: H I am losing you by the day, Like by
Speaker 1: the day. I think I need to start supervising what
Speaker 1: you look at on your phone, like you're fifteen, Like.
Speaker 2: You have you heard of shifting? No, It's like this
Speaker 2: thing that people do where they like shift into a
Speaker 2: different reality with their like they and they build a
Speaker 2: whole other life in the reality. And I've gotten in
Speaker 2: shifting TikTok, and it is the craziest shit I've ever
Speaker 2: I need to take.
Speaker 1: Your phone away from you. We need to like limit
Speaker 1: your screen time, we really do. You've been going down
Speaker 1: like rabbit holes that I don't know about, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: how did you get there? Josie looks awful right now?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I do agree with you. I
Speaker 1: feel like I have seen behind the veil, but in
Speaker 1: like a crazy way because on my birthday, guys, it
Speaker 1: was my birthday. And don't even talk to me about it.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: We almost made it all the way through without You're
Speaker 2: crying on your birthday this year, but it was a
Speaker 2: happy cry this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'd been crying all week alone in silence.
Speaker 2: Yikes. Just keep keep that weird sad ship to your
Speaker 2: Sunday fun day.
Speaker 1: Let's leave it at that. I don't even want to say,
Speaker 1: God forbid it gets left on camera. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: after damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just you know, God, but yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it's just a fucking time of my life. But oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god, why'd you constrict my finger trying to
Speaker 1: But on my birthday, I got so fucking high. And also,
Speaker 1: I I know I've been talking about like drinking and
Speaker 1: like getting high a lot on the podcast, which is
Speaker 1: like a stark like difference from the beginning. But I
Speaker 1: am going on a break also, like I do want
Speaker 1: to clarify, like it's not a problem, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: getting like blacked out and shit, it's literally like it's
Speaker 1: not that bad. But but I am going on a
Speaker 1: sober streak because I just got really sick and I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it and just contemplating my usage and
Speaker 1: I've just been really bored. So then I'll accept any
Speaker 1: chance to go out and get a drink, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go on a sober streak because it will make
Speaker 1: me feel really good and I will feel way healthier.
Speaker 1: And it's kind of like a tolerance break, but it's
Speaker 1: not really because what like I'm stretching my tolerance from
Speaker 1: like five milik gras of weed till like back to
Speaker 1: like being able to get highest buck off one milligram.
Speaker 1: But I got so fucking high. And you know what
Speaker 1: was freaking me out is because like I haven't even
Speaker 1: like explained this in detail, but my gorgeous friends took
Speaker 1: me to a gorgeous dinner and it was super sweet.
Speaker 1: I got all dressed up, it was very nice. I
Speaker 1: paid for it, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: It was nine hundred and sixty dollars and I paid
Speaker 2: for it. Oh my god, you literally didn't fucking pay
Speaker 2: me back.
Speaker 1: I also didn't pay you for the cleaners or something
Speaker 1: else or something else I had to pay.
Speaker 2: I'm literally just everyone's fucking punching back. Everybody used me
Speaker 2: for my financial literacy. It's like, oh my god, Drew, Drew,
Speaker 2: can you pay for this? Drew, can you pay for that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'll pay for it, but if you pay me back
Speaker 2: and then I just don't get paid back. Oh and oh,
Speaker 2: but it's your fault because you didn't ask for the money. No.
Speaker 2: I should have people around me and in my life
Speaker 2: that want to pay me back aren't excited to pay
Speaker 2: me back to get that debt off their shoulders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yoh mon, David Dopa. Yeah, I'll never forget that
Speaker 1: it's bad. But that's for another time.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't get in.
Speaker 1: No, you're gonna be done if we get into that. Well.
Speaker 1: I think what happened was we were at dinner and
Speaker 1: like I didn't really want a drink because again, like
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so over having drinks, and the
Speaker 1: drinks at the restaurant weren't really sitting right with my palette.
Speaker 1: So I was like, whatever, I'll just have an edible.
Speaker 1: Like Orion has edibles, I'll just take one off of her.
Speaker 1: Orion has a way higher tolerance than me. But I
Speaker 1: just didn't think anything of it. Usually, if I have
Speaker 1: a drink and I get high after, like I will
Speaker 1: never get too high. It's just like bounce it out
Speaker 1: for me. That's not what happened. I took half of
Speaker 1: this edible. I might have even taken less than half,
Speaker 1: which was less than five milligrams. And I think what
Speaker 1: happened was I fully forgot I took it, and when
Speaker 1: we were getting up to leave, we're like walking around
Speaker 1: and stuff, and before I know it, I'm sitting in
Speaker 1: the passenger seat of the car with the worst cotton
Speaker 1: mouth of my life.
Speaker 2: And I was like, and we passed all the gas stations.
Speaker 1: In my life, and I just felt bad because I
Speaker 1: didn't want us to have to stop, because like I
Speaker 1: was just like whatever, I'll hold out, but I had
Speaker 1: the worst common mouth ever. And then Orion played the
Speaker 1: song that made me really think about the people in
Speaker 1: my life, and then it just like set me into
Speaker 1: like I'm not kidding, Like I genuinely do not believe
Speaker 1: I'm somebody who needs to take shrooms, because if this
Speaker 1: is how intense I can feel emotionally off of just
Speaker 1: being high off of weed, I do not believe that. True.
Speaker 1: I think shrooms would push me too far and I
Speaker 1: would have a fucking break because I get so I
Speaker 1: was just so overwhelmed. It was it was like actually insane,
Speaker 1: like I was literally thinking about my whole life and
Speaker 1: like what it means for me to be alive, and
Speaker 1: what my connections to everybody I know means, and all
Speaker 1: like the love I have and like all these things
Speaker 1: that I was just feeling so overwhelmed that I started sobbing,
Speaker 1: and then it started freaking out because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I am so high right now that I like can't
Speaker 1: control how much I'm crying. And I was with all
Speaker 1: my closest friends in the world, and I was just
Speaker 1: like so happy. But then it got to the point
Speaker 1: where we were sitting on the couch and I was
Speaker 1: literally freaking out looking out of it.
Speaker 2: It was because we were watching Rouhouse Travis, and I
Speaker 2: think that's the most dangerous show you can watch on weed.
Speaker 2: Like also, I think hallucinogens and weed are the devil.
Speaker 2: I've made that decision.
Speaker 1: Also, you know what did it help is I saw
Speaker 1: a video of someone talking about weed and especially when
Speaker 1: you consume it rather than smoke it, how it has
Speaker 1: it releases the same chemical compounds as a psychedelic into
Speaker 1: your system, and for a lot of people it will
Speaker 1: act as a psychedelic. And I had been thinking about
Speaker 1: that a lot recently because every time I get high,
Speaker 1: I literally I'm like, oh, this just has to be
Speaker 1: with shrooms are And I know people who like love
Speaker 1: streams are gonna be like it's nowhere close. I don't
Speaker 1: care for me, but I'm being madam, like, same thing
Speaker 1: doesn't make a difference. But that was also in my
Speaker 1: head and then that was freaking me because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, did I accidentally just take Like did
Speaker 1: I accidentally just get like super high I like on
Speaker 1: a psychedelic on my birthday? Like what's happening?
Speaker 2: And I was just thinking so much I did put
Speaker 2: PCP into your dream?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what did it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? This woman in the gift shop at this restaurant, Yea,
Speaker 2: was like she had such good vibes. She was going
Speaker 2: around hitting all the wind chimes and shit which that
Speaker 2: there there was like a frequency of sound that I've
Speaker 2: literally never felt in my life. It was more of
Speaker 2: like a feeling than a sound, and it was the
Speaker 2: most beautiful thing ever. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I want to buy that giant ass one chime. It
Speaker 2: was like fifty thousand dollars, not actually, but it was
Speaker 2: really fucking expensive. But anyways, she had good vibes. And
Speaker 2: then she was with her husband. I'm assuming, and right
Speaker 2: when I walked in, they were all staring at me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is like really weird, Like
Speaker 2: why is everybody looking at me? And I was like
Speaker 2: do I have something on my face? Like I guess
Speaker 2: it is weird that I'm at this restaurant and I'm
Speaker 2: looking the way. I am like, this is a nice restaurant. Whatever.
Speaker 2: I didn't think too much of it. I was really
Speaker 2: insecure though, And then like everyone started like smiling and
Speaker 2: like smirking at me, and I was like, am I
Speaker 2: in a nightmare? Like literally, what is happening right now?
Speaker 2: Like why is everyone laughing at me? And then like
Speaker 2: I walked past this guy and he's like really like
Speaker 2: like laughing under his breath looking at me, and then
Speaker 2: his wife walks back over to him and like I
Speaker 2: make like a round a round and they're just like
Speaker 2: following me on the entire time, and like, actually, what
Speaker 2: is happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then right before I leave, like the wife picks
Speaker 2: up a book of Jesus Christ and is like this
Speaker 2: is you. This is literally you, and she like points
Speaker 2: it and I have a picture of the picture.
Speaker 1: I want to see it.
Speaker 2: I saw, But yeah, I she said I looked like
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, and I in her defense, I literally did
Speaker 2: because my hair looked like that.
Speaker 1: Oh for real?
Speaker 2: But yeah, that was my story. Really grasp me at
Speaker 2: Straws here for me. I don't think we have mold
Speaker 2: poisoning anymore. I think we have like carbon monoxide poisoning
Speaker 2: or a little gas sleek in the house. Yeah, somewhere,
Speaker 2: there's got to be a gas leak somewhere, whether it's
Speaker 2: the boiler room or like the AC is just pumping
Speaker 2: gas into our house or.
Speaker 1: Something, or we just need to forfeit and finally go
Speaker 1: on medication to normalize absolutely.
Speaker 2: Act so fuckolutely not absolutely not. Yeah right, I will
Speaker 2: not take normal pills.
Speaker 1: Normal shouldn't be in the dictionary.
Speaker 2: You know what. The new word in the fucking Webster
Speaker 2: dictionary dictionary is goblin mode. And I'm literally not lying.
Speaker 2: That's so they added it, and it's it's goblin mode
Speaker 2: and it means to be what do you think it means?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never heard that term, Like.
Speaker 2: How just off the top, like just like when people
Speaker 2: are like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm on demon mode, like I'm doing like naughty things.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought, But it's literally the exact opposite.
Speaker 2: It's like being like a slob and like lazy and
Speaker 2: shit like that. Like how many times have you get
Speaker 2: guys that? Literally no one, I've literally never heard it once.
Speaker 1: I guess the part of me is annoyed at things
Speaker 1: like that being added to the dictionary, but like, they're
Speaker 1: gonna have to be able to deconstruct what the fuck
Speaker 1: we were talking about in forty years when they look
Speaker 1: back at everything we were saying, and the people are
Speaker 1: not going to have any context clues of why the
Speaker 1: fuck we sound like this, because we sound like idiots.
Speaker 1: And I really want to stop saying like as much
Speaker 1: because I hear myself talk all the time. We always
Speaker 1: listen to the episodes. I'm always listening to myself say
Speaker 1: like but I just don't know how to not do
Speaker 1: that because I speak so fast. So I guess what
Speaker 1: I have to do is have pauses.
Speaker 2: There's like a buffer there that the word like is
Speaker 2: like a buffer for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's fully is. But I'm gonna attempt to
Speaker 1: not do it as much, although I think I did
Speaker 1: it quite a lot in this episode because the when
Speaker 1: I was talking about the birthday thing, I think I
Speaker 1: said like probably eight thousand times yeah right right, we
Speaker 1: should replace it.
Speaker 2: With right right. I Yeah, I don't know why I
Speaker 2: say like all the time, Like I want to like
Speaker 2: literally know why it's in my vocabulary because like, oh
Speaker 2: literally there it is.
Speaker 1: Fully it's just a buffer because I feel like but
Speaker 1: see using it in that context, it makes sense. I
Speaker 1: feel like most people who don't say like as much
Speaker 1: say because I've been paying attention a lot to how
Speaker 1: people who are just talking constantly speak, and they'll usually go,
Speaker 1: but that's what I was thinking, and and they'll say
Speaker 1: a bunch and like.
Speaker 2: For the quicker quicker speakers, I oh, I just said
Speaker 2: and like, uh. I was really insecure by in the
Speaker 2: beginning of the podcast, but then I got over it
Speaker 2: because I don't give a fuck what people think about me.
Speaker 1: Also, people are really quick to point out saying like
Speaker 1: a bunch, but listen to yourself. You just don't realize
Speaker 1: you do it because you're not being recorded and there
Speaker 1: is no video evidence of you doing it. But I
Speaker 1: feel like it's so common, especially within younger people. Although
Speaker 1: I get really like upset with myself when I watch
Speaker 1: people who I kind of look up to speak for
Speaker 1: a long period of time and they don't say like,
Speaker 1: and it makes me really sad because I'm I'm at
Speaker 1: a loss for words.
Speaker 2: You're at a like of words. Something has shifted in
Speaker 2: this space, not in not pointing it out as Josiah,
Speaker 2: but like something has shifted in the last like ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Do you feel that, Yeah, this.
Speaker 1: Has just been a hard episode because I have nothing
Speaker 1: to give the world because I, oh my god. We
Speaker 1: were at a meeting yesterday and I was.
Speaker 2: God for wreaking the fucking that was the most schizophrenic
Speaker 2: I've ever seen any of my entire life. And I
Speaker 2: was like, no, like please, like turn it on, like
Speaker 2: just turn on like normal person. Please.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it, I could, you know. What Also
Speaker 1: does it help is we were with who at this point,
Speaker 1: I feel so comfortable around that I don't have to
Speaker 1: put on my fake business hat and act like I
Speaker 1: know what the fuck I'm doing at any point. So
Speaker 1: that didn't help. But also because I am just so
Speaker 1: fucking congested in the head right now, I can't hear
Speaker 1: as well, if that makes sense. I just am suffering
Speaker 1: from like congestion all around in brain fog. And we
Speaker 1: were at this restaurant yesterday and it was like full
Speaker 1: of like exactly what people make fun of La for.
Speaker 1: When you know, when people are like, oh, La is
Speaker 1: so like this, and then normal people will be like
Speaker 1: that is not what la is. La has all of this,
Speaker 1: and rarely are we in the situation where it's very recognizable.
Speaker 1: All the fucking transplants are in a room, us included,
Speaker 1: and I'm just looking around and I'm thinking about it's
Speaker 1: just freaking me out, and I'm like, what are we
Speaker 1: doing here? Why are we here? And then that was
Speaker 1: freaking me out, and then I'm like getting questioned about
Speaker 1: like my career and what I want to do with
Speaker 1: my life, and I was just freaking the fuck out
Speaker 1: because I could also barely hear people, so I couldn't
Speaker 1: be as witty because I literally, like I already have
Speaker 1: a hard time listening because I'm always waiting for my
Speaker 1: turn to talk, but now I really couldn't hear. So
Speaker 1: people were talking to me and like making jokes.
Speaker 2: To me, and I was just like, dude, that area
Speaker 2: just has the worst fucking vibes.
Speaker 1: It was scary.
Speaker 2: I literally We also just had such like a weird
Speaker 2: day yesterday, Like we experienced something we've never experienced before
Speaker 2: early in the other day, and then we had to
Speaker 2: go have an in person meeting, which is something we
Speaker 2: haven't done in so long, and meet new people, and
Speaker 2: like it is like just weird industry shit. That like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know that, Like I don't know, I don't
Speaker 2: know how to industry day. Yeah, I've been shifting recently
Speaker 2: into my alternate reality.
Speaker 1: Oh this whole episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have like a like anytime you see me
Speaker 2: staring off into the distance, I'm shifting into different realm
Speaker 2: and it's me with my family of five years.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, it's like you built a family.
Speaker 2: No, I'm it's a distant like future. So I built
Speaker 2: like I literally like like made them, Like I didn't
Speaker 2: like have sex with someone and make babies, Like I
Speaker 2: just like like put it together. Okay, Yeah, Like you
Speaker 2: know the scene from Robots where they build their child.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, they forget the penis. That's kind of
Speaker 2: what I have going on in my world.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, thank you guys so much for watching
Speaker 1: this episode. Super awesome.
Speaker 2: Girl got to media.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sweet wow, thank you, Josie. My media of
Speaker 1: the week is Saturday Morning Doze by Ernest Hood. I
Speaker 1: like to be with you in the Sun Bridget Saint
Speaker 1: John by the time I get to Phoenix, Glenn Campbell
Speaker 1: and Me mar ven Ganza La India. That's my and
Speaker 1: tonight I buy the Smash of Pumpkins. It's by Media.
Speaker 1: Oh and then my movie is We watched Bottle Rocket.
Speaker 2: And it was fucking Bottle Rocket was sick. It was
Speaker 2: so inspiring to to like like Josh was explaining how
Speaker 2: it was created, and like he just ran it was
Speaker 2: at Bill Murray. He ran into Bill Murray Wes Anderson
Speaker 2: and was like they like kind of really got along,
Speaker 2: and he was talking about this movie he needed to
Speaker 2: be made, and Bill Murray literally gave him like a
Speaker 2: blank check for this movie and was like, how much
Speaker 2: money do you need to make this movie? And he
Speaker 2: was like eighty thousand dollars. So they made Bottle Rocket
Speaker 2: on eighty thousand dollars. And it's good proof that you
Speaker 2: don't need a lot of money to make good movies,
Speaker 2: which like I never thought that, but like you do
Speaker 2: need some money. But also it was crazy because like
Speaker 2: the entire time I was like, this place is so
Speaker 2: familiar where they're filming, Like it looks so familiar. And
Speaker 2: they filmed a lot of the movie like thirty minutes
Speaker 2: from my hometown in Texas, which I thought was like insane,
Speaker 2: really really green out. And then just we deep dived
Speaker 2: on all of them, like all the characters in the movie.
Speaker 1: But to be fair, that is equivalent to one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty k today word, so it's quite a lot
Speaker 1: of money.
Speaker 2: Mine is Bittersweet Symphony by the verve Erace Slash Rewind
Speaker 2: the Cardigans. I've kind of been on a Cure the
Speaker 2: Cure Binge recently.
Speaker 1: I've never really listened to The Cure same.
Speaker 2: I have by proxy, like we've all heard every song
Speaker 2: they've ever made, but Friday I'm in Love by the
Speaker 2: Cure is really cute. I've just been like in porcelain
Speaker 2: by movie. Like Josh described it perfectly, it's like like
Speaker 2: at the end of a movie, a song plays and
Speaker 2: it's like the happiest song ever because they like won,
Speaker 2: they like did the thing they were trying to do,
Speaker 2: or they got the person they were trying to get,
Speaker 2: whatever it ends up being. And it's just like like
Speaker 2: celebration music kind of And that's kind of been my vibe.
Speaker 2: It's just really happy music.
Speaker 1: This playlist is so that although it's like a playlist
Speaker 1: somebody made me. God, where is it?
Speaker 2: But this is full of all of that.
Speaker 1: We like, all of these are that vibe. All of
Speaker 1: these songs are so like remember what I was listening
Speaker 1: to this?
Speaker 2: Huh huh, oh, my fucking god.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it, but literally all of the songs
Speaker 1: on this playlist are so like that, Like.
Speaker 2: We did it. I was thinking about doing that the
Speaker 2: other day driving home after doing our first and only
Speaker 2: self tape.
Speaker 1: Ever, and that was our first and only one together, and.
Speaker 2: Being like in the car ride home, like, wow, we
Speaker 2: got the role. We're gonna be Simon story.
Speaker 1: Why did I just get the bar? Also somebody Else's
Speaker 1: Guy by Jocelyn Brown.
Speaker 2: Uh in what movie? What movie? Should I say? Let
Speaker 2: me check the old letterbox? How the fuck did y'all
Speaker 2: find our letter box? And like, how the fuck did
Speaker 2: y'all find our letterbox? Like we haven't mentioned him by
Speaker 2: name twenty six times?
Speaker 1: I just don't think I've said the name of the
Speaker 1: letterbox more than once. I have to stand up.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh, how the fuck do I get to my
Speaker 2: There we go?
Speaker 1: You watched me spit, you nasty boy, Josiah watched me spit. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's hear it.
Speaker 2: Let's hear it.
Speaker 1: Bibs my movie, my song, I'm looking at your nasty yes,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Know finger Check by Jocelyn mirnandas. Okay, respect, respect is
Speaker 2: because I watched Triangle Sadness and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, Sadness is a master.
Speaker 1: I won't let you put Triangle Sadness such a good movie.
Speaker 2: Finding out that the girl at the end or not
Speaker 2: at the end, but the girl is dead. She died
Speaker 2: before the movie was released, the entire ending of the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah really, yeah really, she fucking slayed out for that role. Okay,
Speaker 2: Well that was the episode. It's crazy how last week
Speaker 2: everyone was like, I think this is the best episode
Speaker 2: they've ever done, Like that was this week is going
Speaker 2: to be the worst. Yeah, easily, easily the worst episode
Speaker 2: we've ever done. Something was wrong.
Speaker 1: Well I am really fucking sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I feel fucking crazy right now. I feel
Speaker 2: off and just here.
Speaker 4: So it's yeah, it's because we don't have fucking kai Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: alright bye, Literally.
Speaker 1: Not always like one the water m