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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewil phone frame mornings. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Millie's mommy? H this is who is it? Hi?

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Speaker 1: It's Nicole Bright. Yes, yes, Hi. My name is Pete Eakins.

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Speaker 1: I'm the head of preschool and I was looking to

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Speaker 1: speak with you for a second. Okay, is everything okay

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Speaker 1: as far as my day, My day's going great? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you for us. No, I mean, like, is my

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Speaker 1: daughter okay you're calling you? Oh? Yes, she's great, she's wonderful. Um.

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Speaker 1: I hope she's enjoying mister class because he says a

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Speaker 1: lot of nice things about her. She is um, good, good,

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Speaker 1: good good. What. So you do a lot of volunteering

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Speaker 1: in the classroom. I do, yes, Well, thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for that. Yeah, it's so much fun. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: have appreciate it, and I'm glad you got a chance

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Speaker 1: to do that. Unfortunately, we're going to have to ask

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Speaker 1: you to not volunteer in your daughter's preschool class anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. May ask why here we go? So, mister,

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Speaker 1: your daughter's preschool teacher got wind of your career choice,

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Speaker 1: and unfortunately some of the parents got wind of it,

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Speaker 1: and el makes a lot of people uncomfortable. Listen, I

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Speaker 1: totally I have no problems with it at all. What

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Speaker 1: career choice are you talking about. I'm gonna stay at

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Speaker 1: home mom, right right? Yeah? Okay. The other day, apparently

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Speaker 1: your daughter's preschool teacher asked what you did for work,

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Speaker 1: and she spilled the beans. Okay, I don't know what beans,

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Speaker 1: the fact that you're a prostitute. What that's a big

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Speaker 1: word for a three year old. I mean I kind

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Speaker 1: of wanted to shake her hand and say good job

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Speaker 1: on the vocabulary. There's obviously trying to say something else.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask my dor what she's trying to say?

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Speaker 1: I understand her words better than obviously you guys do

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Speaker 1: so well. I don't know how a three year old

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Speaker 1: when asked what their parents do for work, could you know,

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Speaker 1: say a word that would be confused with that word?

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe other things like we're potty training. Maybe

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Speaker 1: she's saying, you know, potty poop, that's what we that's

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Speaker 1: what we say when we're going into the bathroom, pottoop. Well,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't explain the uncles. What. Yeah, she said that

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Speaker 1: she has a lot of uncles that come in over

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Speaker 1: to the house. A lot. Yes, she has two. I

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Speaker 1: have a brother he's gay, and his partner come over

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Speaker 1: and they're both uncles. Yep, she has two uncles that

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Speaker 1: come over together, you know, every once in a while

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Speaker 1: when I'm a little stressed out. I am a big

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Speaker 1: fan of your line of work. Let's just say that

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Speaker 1: I am not a prostitute, okay, And I don't need

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Speaker 1: to know what you're paal businesses and I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the deal is. I don't know you, you don't

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Speaker 1: know me. Like I said after a long stressful day,

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Speaker 1: trust me, there's nothing that this teacher enjoys more than

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Speaker 1: making a stop on the way home. I am not

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Speaker 1: a prostitute. Okay. My daughter is three years old. We've

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Speaker 1: been potty training her. We call it potty poop. Do

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Speaker 1: you think there's a chance that she said potty poop

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Speaker 1: and didn't call her mom a prostitute? You've pervert? Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I guess I could investigate a little more,

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Speaker 1: but in the meantime, I'm going to still have to

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Speaker 1: ask you not to come volunteer at the school anymore

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Speaker 1: until we find out for sure if you are in

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Speaker 1: that profession or not. Yeah, you don't have to worry

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Speaker 1: about me volunteering at all because she's I'm pulling her

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Speaker 1: from the school. Well, I would like to do my research, actually,

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Speaker 1: And now the more that I think about it, I've

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Speaker 1: been a little unfair. Yeah, no, it's too late. If

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Speaker 1: we could get together today and I could find out

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Speaker 1: for sure, what do you mean find out for sure?

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Speaker 1: How do you find out for sure? What I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is I could swing by today after work. Yea proposition.

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Speaker 1: You Now, I am a prostitute and I am going

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Speaker 1: to get your fired. And just so you know, halfway

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Speaker 1: into this call and your stupid accusation, I started recording,

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Speaker 1: so I have this entire conversation recorded, so everybody's gonna

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Speaker 1: know about your frequent stops on the way home from work. Well,

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Speaker 1: I've also been recording. I don't have anything to hide. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I've been recording it because I don't work for the

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Speaker 1: preschool at all. This is actually Jewil from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

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Speaker 1: Paul set you up. It's a joke. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: I'm still pissed off. He told us how your daughter

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Speaker 1: just started preschool and you wanted me to mess with you. Ah.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm like sweating the Jewil Show on demand.