1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Little known fact, and you should try this while driving 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,519 Speaker 1: on your way to work. If you press the accelerator 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:09,719 Speaker 1: and the break at the same time, your car takes 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: a screenshot. Oh, I want to see the photo of 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: your faces while listening to this segment what's on your mind? 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: So press those both at the same time and send 7 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 1: that photo over to us. 8 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 2: Ironic. You're going to want to dash can recording when you. 9 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, but get it started with brook Brook what's on 10 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 1: your mind? 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I discovered the ultimate life hack. 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 2: A feel happy about it. That's a big promise. 13 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 3: My kids have entered their sleepover era. 14 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 2: We'll call it. Okay, so we have fun. Yeah, so fun. 15 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 4: We host kids, the kids go to their best friend's houses. 16 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 3: And it dawned on me this weekend. If I schedule 17 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 3: it right, I can get both kids out of the 18 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 3: house at the same time. 19 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 5: Oh waving a whole night, a whole date night. 20 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 2: Oh my god, you actually want to be away from 21 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 2: your children? 22 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: Oh god, everyone, this is so unlike your messaging. 23 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 2: It was so dreamy. 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 4: Older had a sleepover his best friend, and then Norah 25 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 4: was that her best friend. 26 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,320 Speaker 3: And then I went home and I'm like, oh my. 27 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:24,400 Speaker 6: God, you can decide what to eat, and we don't 28 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 6: even have. 29 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 4: To pay anyone for taking our children. 30 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 2: Wow, I mean guilty. Can they say they're a week? 31 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 2: How about a whole month? 32 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 4: I was so grateful that I thought about bringing wine 33 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,559 Speaker 4: over as a thank you, But then I thought maybe 34 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 4: I don't bring wine because that's kind of sending the 35 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 4: wrong message. 36 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 3: So I just found a hack for free babies. 37 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 4: Takes a village. 38 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 2: People. 39 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 1: Get ready, Norah and Adler, you're not sleeping over at 40 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: your own house. 41 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 2: What's on your mind? 42 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 6: Well, last week I told you guys about the new 43 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 6: massage parlor I've been. 44 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 2: Going to experience since I have a year long membership here. 45 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 6: Then I can't get I had to request a new messuse. Okay, 46 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 6: so the day of they send me a text before 47 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 6: I get there and it says, you're hot stones for 48 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 6: my hot stone massage are broken. I don't break stones, 49 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 6: That's my exact question. I'm like, how do you break stones? 50 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 6: They're earth stones. 51 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 3: They usually just put them in like a slow cooker. 52 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, look. 53 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,359 Speaker 6: It's not a big deal. I'm confused because I'm like, okay, 54 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 6: but whatever, I go in the new messuse walks in 55 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 6: she says, I have good news. They shaved down the 56 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 6: stones so they can be smooth and they can use them. 57 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 4: Now. 58 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 2: You can't get a refund here. 59 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 6: Yeah, this is an addition to a regular massage. You 60 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 6: pay extra for the stones. 61 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 2: She says. 62 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 6: Look the heater, it heats up one rock really good 63 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 6: and the rest of a don't get So she starts 64 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 6: to massage me with tiny rocks pebbles on my back, 65 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 6: and one of them is piping hot, like I can 66 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 6: feel the one and then the other one. So imagine 67 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 6: a bunch of small pebbles scratching my back. 68 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds hot. Skipping stone massage is what I'm calling. Okay. 69 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 6: And then after that she's like, well, I'm so glad 70 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 6: we were able to adjust and take care of you. 71 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 6: Like me too, as I have like tiny little bird marks. 72 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,239 Speaker 1: So I'm excited to know what's gonna happen next monthing, 73 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: me too, what's on your mind? 74 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 5: So we have a technical director on our show. People 75 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 5: don't know, but he's in the room I'm looking on 76 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 5: right now. It's Ashton. Okay, and I've noticed something these 77 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 5: past few months. Okay, every day Ashton likes to comment 78 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 5: on someone's appearance in the room, you know, spread hammering. 79 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 5: The other day, I got that I looked like an 80 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 5: Amish swim coach because I had my hair and a braid. 81 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 5: He told Baroke, looks like a cat undr sweater. One 82 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 5: day he asked, who let me leave my house wearing 83 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 5: black and brown? Today he walked in and told Brooke 84 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 5: he made fun of her wearing a Canadian tuxedo while 85 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 5: he was also in a Canadian too. 86 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 3: But he could pull it off as a compliment somehow, 87 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 3: because the week before he called me the nutty professor. 88 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 2: It's different, sure, And. 89 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 5: That's why I want to say, Ashton, if you're going 90 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 5: to roast us, I want it to be better. Okay, 91 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 5: step it up. 92 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:33,919 Speaker 6: He's going to do it. 93 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 5: Make it good, you know. 94 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 4: So. 95 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,599 Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you one chance, right now, Ashton, to 96 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 5: roast my outfit. 97 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 3: Okay, get your five seconds. 98 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 5: Okay, your time is running out. 99 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 1: He's not tall enough to see over the computer. 100 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 2: To see these monitors are very wide. Uh honestly, whatever. 101 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 5: Okay, my prime example. 102 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 6: You need to work on it. 103 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 2: You want you want to get roasted better? 104 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 3: If you're going to do it, yeah, I get you. 105 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 3: I get you all right here, what's on your mind? 106 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 4: Well? 107 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: I came to a realization recently that life is not 108 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: supposed to be fun and happy. 109 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 2: Whoa, If you're happy, if you're having a good time, 110 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 2: you aren't actually living. 111 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 3: I'm glad you've led with this because I have just 112 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 3: felt so good. 113 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 2: The last couple. Yeah, you are not living for real. 114 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 1: That's why I was out in my yard over the 115 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: weekend raking leaves for five straight hours, never raked before, 116 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: and it's just as miserable as you would imagine it 117 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: would be. Yeah, dude, you're organizing leaves into a corner 118 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 1: and then mid rak. My neighbor pops over and this 119 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 1: after like four hours of work, and he's like, hey, 120 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: what are you doing? And I'm just like, oh, you know, 121 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: I'm just taking care of business. 122 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I did. 123 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,839 Speaker 2: He offer to give you a leaf blower. 124 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: He's like, please, don't do that, don't don't rape, And 125 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: then he showed me on his phone an article from 126 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: the county encouraging residents not to rake their leaves. 127 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 2: Breaking just disrupts the life cycle of the leaves. It's 128 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 2: bad for insects. 129 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: That actually causes more greenhouse gas emissions. 130 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 3: If you rake because of the pile. 131 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: And burning the pile, or you donate it to a 132 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,359 Speaker 1: dump where the greenhouse gases are much worse. So I 133 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,799 Speaker 1: find myself apologizing now to a random man for raking 134 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: my own lawn. 135 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 3: You hours neighbors, aren't a random person. 136 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 2: This time, you still your neighbor, and. 137 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 1: I had already raped the lawn, so I had to 138 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: after that go back and put leaves back, scatter them 139 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: all over my yard. Yeah, and that's how I knew 140 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: life is meant to be absolutely miserable. 141 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 2: And you might as well spray water on your driveway 142 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 2: now in Yeah, just make it a total unlivable hell hole. 143 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 4: Yeah. 144 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 2: Text in seven eight, five nine two, How are you miserable? 145 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 2: Tell us what's on yours? It's Brook and Jeffrey in 146 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:54,599 Speaker 2: the morning. 147 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,720 Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.