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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're doing this one because I just

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Speaker 1: brand new episode of the Hilarious Bananas Podcast. Do worlds?

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Speaker 2: Would you my zillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 4: Bana?

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Speaker 2: Bana guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I'm

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Speaker 2: staring right now at the at the man, the myth,

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Speaker 2: the strike, Scottie Landis, folks.

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Speaker 1: And there he is over there, the headliner himself, the

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Speaker 3: What's up, dude.

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. My my garage is clean.

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Speaker 2: My garage is so clean. I got clean to that

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Speaker 1: Door to Shore's coming up October twenty first, Kurtibe and

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. That's the exciting part about Door to

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Speaker 2: October twenty first. What a fantastic idea for you.

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Speaker 2: Okay is guys. November eleventh, twelfth and thirteenth. November eleventh,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be in Philly December eighth and ninth. Ninth

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Speaker 2: That is the last show. Do you want to drive?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't snow on the East Coast in December tenth?

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Speaker 1: The most colorful newspaper in North America. USA Today.

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Speaker 2: It's a real scumbag it. I had it open on

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Speaker 1: Do this, but you, I mean, good for these people.

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Speaker 1: This is such a great thing to do. It's like

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Speaker 1: It was late.

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Speaker 1: Do you know, Yeah, sometimes you gotta stay up by

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the loquent done in.

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Speaker 1: I mean, very exciting. Also, Kinta's let you bring dogs.

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Speaker 2: They did manage to find one employee, a maid, who

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is good. I'm so jealous. A lady so envious.

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Speaker 2: This place is dangerous. They we need to list this place.

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Speaker 2: Do not stay at this lakinta. They give out rooms

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Speaker 3: You can get the hotel smelling like scrambled eggs. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: We like scrambled eggs and nose gasoline sterno. They went

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Speaker 1: It is so enviable though, like it's the it's the

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, they're charging twenty five bucks

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Speaker 2: Can we please just go stay at your hotel because

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Speaker 2: don't know what that means, but maybe we're getting a

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Speaker 2: the Friends have asked their viewers to come stay with them.

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Speaker 2: Lacinta Inns and Suites and Wyndhoms Hotels and Resource Property

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Speaker 2: has not publicly commented on the incident. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: Don't stay in Lakinton, Nashville.

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Speaker 2: Or do yeah, Lacin's it's up.

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Speaker 1: You're an adult, but triple lock your door and you know,

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Speaker 1: Good crazy, racious me.

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Speaker 2: I literally just saw this thing online where it was

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Speaker 2: like thirty fifteen like safety travel devices you should always

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Speaker 2: What are these devices? And one was a job. It's

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Speaker 2: open it inward. That's great, you'll sleep soundly in the morning. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I might just buy it. It's like fifteen bucks

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Speaker 3: That's cool.

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Speaker 1: That's a good stocking stuffer. The holidays are coming.

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Speaker 2: Terrifying stocking stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you travel a lot.

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Speaker 1: I uh man, this one reminds me so coming out

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Speaker 1: She says, there's this, uh there's like a speakeasy or

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Speaker 1: And she goes Johnny's for shawing me, and I go, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Just another there's another Johnny's Pastrami.

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Speaker 3: It's called Johnny's Pastrami and it's on atoms.

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Speaker 1: And there is a bar directly next door that as

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Speaker 3: But whoever, those.

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Speaker 1: Guys must have been inside, like look at this alcoholic

435
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 1: kick tapping things like looking for loose bricks.

436
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Speaker 3: It's stunk.

437
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's the dumpster behind a pastrami shop and

438
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 1: there's crossfitters hitting tires with sledgehammers next door, and I

439
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: was like, here's the old alcoholic being like I know

440
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Speaker 1: it's around here. So Johnny's Pistrami with a Y is

441
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 1: in the middle of the city near Crenshaw, So it

442
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 1: went very fun bar.

443
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Speaker 2: Oh is but is it like when it's a speakeasy?

444
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,920
Speaker 2: Is it hidden in anyway? It's just a bar.

445
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 1: No, it just shares a parking lot and then there

446
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 1: it's like not highly marked.

447
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Speaker 3: But no, I didn't.

448
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: When I got to the correct Johnny's Pistrami, I didn't

449
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 1: have to like walk through anything or no a code

450
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 1: or go through pull a book off a shelf and

451
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Speaker 1: the door open. It was just a nice bar that

452
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: was new and built next to a pastrami shop. Dude,

453
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Speaker 1: I thought they were like being coy with me and

454
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Speaker 1: like is there one? When the guy's like, yeah, right

455
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 1: over there, I was like, okay, but yeah he was

456
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Speaker 1: pointing to dear John's being a very good employee for

457
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Speaker 1: someone who wasn't buying anything.

458
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Speaker 2: It's literally right over there, right.

459
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Speaker 3: There, And so I mean I must have looked so bizarre.

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Speaker 1: It's cool. That was like my thing. They're going to

461
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Speaker 1: show that one day on like a true crime show.

462
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Speaker 1: It's like he went missing and he behaved so weirdly

463
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 1: behind a pastrami shop for fifteen minutes.

464
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Speaker 2: I remember when the this quote unquote speak easy trend started. Yeah,

465
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 2: probably in New York City, like two thousand.

466
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Speaker 3: And two or two three. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The first one I remember went to was in I

468
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,199
Speaker 2: think it was the Lower East Side, and you had

469
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Speaker 2: to walk through a phone booth.

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Speaker 3: I remember the phone number for that place.

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Speaker 2: Oh you do, uh huh.

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Speaker 1: That was like very exciting. Yeah, you had to walk

473
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Speaker 1: through a hot dog shop, then pick up a phone,

474
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Speaker 1: and then one door would close and the other door

475
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Speaker 1: would open and you'd have to have a reservation.

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Speaker 3: I did my birthday there.

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Speaker 1: I think you and Damien came when I was probably

478
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Speaker 1: turned twenty three or fours.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was I think the first one. Yeah,

480
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,959
Speaker 2: that one was a good one, and then after that

481
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 2: everyone since then has felt less and less special.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're cool.

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Speaker 1: There's a good one in Lincoln, Nebraska, weirdly krift dog.

484
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Speaker 1: Let's see if this one and speakeas he is still open.

485
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: I think I talked about on the pop, but there

486
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: was a comedian that it is called Please Don't Tell,

487
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 1: and it appears it's still open. So the animals a

488
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 1: great New York City, go to Criftdog, eat a hot dog,

489
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: and then go to the original. Please don't tell through

490
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: a phone boothed into a secret bar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go to go there and let them know alcohol

492
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Speaker 2: has been made legal. You will blow everyone's mind there.

493
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly chum Lee's no more. Here's a quickie.

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Speaker 1: I have a real quickie that'll get us right into

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Speaker 1: a nice break. This was from Ohio Gator. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Ohio Gator. We love you. This was written by Aaron

497
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Speaker 1: Best in the Business pal for nine news dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank Aaron, I think nine news is in Colorado. Instructor

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Speaker 1: at Colorado Driving school plows through front window of the

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Speaker 1: learn to drive building. Oh boy, subtimes, it's like a

501
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: has already taken over. That's beautiful Lakewood, Colorado. You can't

502
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: make this up, Aaron Pale. It really is the best

503
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 1: in the bids. She has some fun with it. A

504
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: driver plowed through the front of a community driving school

505
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Speaker 1: in Lakewood on Tuesday morning. A photo taken after the

506
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Speaker 1: wreck shows the front end of a Hondai Tucson sitting

507
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Speaker 1: inside of the building. On twenty ninety nine Wadsworth Boulevard,

508
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Speaker 1: and they went all the way in this building. While

509
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: the crash shattered window, shattered windows, and knocked out the bricks.

510
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Speaker 1: No one was seriously hurt, so there's silver lining. One

511
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Speaker 1: person suffered a minor injury. I bet they did when

512
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Speaker 1: the car drove through the building. I wonder what that was?

513
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: Just a little cut? Probably Yeah, One person suffered a

514
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Speaker 1: minor industry, according to the Lakewood Police Department, and others

515
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Speaker 1: were able to get out of the way in time.

516
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Speaker 1: Police said the driver is an employee at the business.

517
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Speaker 1: It was attempting to park when he accidentally drove into

518
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Speaker 1: the office. Wow, this car is seventy five percent into

519
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: the building. They went, they hit the gas. Whoa man,

520
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: it's a bummer. I mean, I let this person have

521
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: their job. They're gonna be the most cautious employee ever

522
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: have after this officer cited him for a traffic violation.

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Speaker 1: To the employee's credit, the school sign above the front

524
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Speaker 1: door says, quote learn to drive and not quote learn

525
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Speaker 1: to park.

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Speaker 2: Look at that air right at the end. Best and

527
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 2: dunking on him at the same time.

528
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Speaker 3: That's so fun. It's so good.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever have any good. I remember when I

530
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Speaker 2: got my I think I don't I don't know if

531
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Speaker 2: I told this story, but when I got my license

532
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 2: again as an adult because I had let it lapse in.

533
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Speaker 1: New York City, that was tough.

534
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Speaker 2: I had to actually, like I had to do the

535
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Speaker 2: whole thing. I had to take a driving test, and

536
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: it was very much. You know, this guy is used to,

537
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 2: you know, putting teenagers in like making them worried and

538
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 2: like and making them concerned about safe driving. It's like,

539
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 2: I've been driving for whatever, like more than half my

540
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,199
Speaker 2: life at this point, and so I'm just you know,

541
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 2: just driving like a normal person, and he's like giving

542
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 2: me the business. He's really just like you do that,

543
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 2: you take you take a curve like that again and

544
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: I'm failing you, pal, And I'm just like, are you

545
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 2: fucking kidding me?

546
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: That's drive?

547
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 2: Like I'm never gonna drive again. Fine, what we'll do

548
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 2: this comically ridiculously stupid, let's do it.

549
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 3: It's fun. Yeah.

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00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: No, I mean, my guy, I've told a couple of

551
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: stories on here, but my guy was a true man.

552
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 3: He was a crazy person.

553
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: He was the biggest asshole I've ever had to interact with.

554
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: For ten hours or whatever because he taught the classes

555
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: and then he had another guy that would help him drive.

556
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: But he had this old Ford tempo s Edan and

557
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: it on his side. He had the break like a

558
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: safety break, so if he was panicking, he could hit

559
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Speaker 1: the brake and he would mumble to pick it up.

560
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: And this is the part I've told on the podcast before.

561
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: But he would go pick it up forty, pick it

562
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Speaker 1: up forty, pick it up forty until I went forty

563
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Speaker 1: miles an hour, and then if I went forty two,

564
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: he would hit the brake and y'all get it right

565
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: or pay the price.

566
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Speaker 2: No, no, writer, pay the price.

567
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, he was a total. He was something else.

568
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: He was a teacher in his regular life. And he

569
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Speaker 1: would answer phone calls from concerned parents in the room

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Speaker 1: in front of the class, who'd pause the video we

571
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: were watching, and he'd be like hello in like a

572
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: fake voice, and he would say, what's that?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Really?

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Speaker 1: And your son is special because he gets to come

575
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Speaker 1: to class number three even though he missed class number two?

576
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Speaker 1: Is he special? Is your son special? In front of

577
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Speaker 1: the whole class. I don't have twenty five of us

578
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: that didn't want to be there. And they would go, oh,

579
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: so everybody here, all my students that have to go

580
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: in order, and that order is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten,

581
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Speaker 1: But your son is special.

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00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 3: And he would do that.

583
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: He would ridicule parents in front of I was fifteen,

584
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: so I had never seen adults talk to adults like that,

585
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: Like that's wild. So the virule was class one you

586
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: had to sit in the front row. Class two you

587
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: had to sit in the second row. After class two,

588
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: so three through ten you could sit anywhere you want

589
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: in a class, and so everybody knew that. So you

590
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: were kind of nice to the people in the class.

591
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: But the people in the class were closest to him,

592
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: and he would just like oh. He would berate people

593
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: be like, what about you? What are those glasses for?

594
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: And somebody be like, yeah, I know the prescription. You'd

595
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: be like, you can't see, you can't drive. And then

596
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: he would just walk down the aisle and be like,

597
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: and what about you? You look like somebody I failed

598
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: last year. And they're be like, no, I don't have

599
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: any siblings. You're like your parents didn't love you enough

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00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: to give you brothers.

601
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 2: My god, he was just roasting everyone.

602
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 3: And then he put on a video, So then.

603
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: He'd put a video on. That's it.

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00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 3: So he was.

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00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: And anybody in Reister Sound who is around my age

606
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: within fifteen years knows exactly who I'm talking about. I'm

607
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: not going to name names, and I'll say all of

608
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: this I witness. None of this is hearsay.

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00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: He would make me go to office Depot or Staples

611
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: on teacher appreciation Day and go in and get free

612
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: coffee and donuts and my three hour driving lesson. He

613
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: would hand me the book and go, read this, and

614
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: then you go in and just socialize and eat free

615
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: coffee and donuts for three hours and then come out

616
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: while I'm just sitting in this car, and then you go,

617
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: did you read it? I go yeah, he goes, yeah,

618
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: they're pretty in there.

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Speaker 3: I go, they're pretty in there. He goes, yeah.

620
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: They give you free donuts and coffees. If you're a teacher,

621
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: are you special. I'm like, jeezus, this man, if he's

622
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: not dead or in jail, it is shocking to me.

623
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 3: But yeah, he was. That was my experience.

624
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: Was that a public school teacher or.

625
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: No, he was a public He was a private school teacher,

626
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: but it was in Maryland Driver's head is like private,

627
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: so you just and one was more expensive and this

628
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: was the cheaper one.

629
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Speaker 3: Shitty.

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00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: I don't even think my sister is allowed to go

631
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: to this one. But man, oh oh, so your son

632
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: missed class number six, so you think he can just

633
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: come tomorrow and take it.

634
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 3: Well, it's number seven, lady.

635
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

636
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 3: And all the kids would cheer him on.

637
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: All the kids in class were like, you tell them,

638
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: you tell.

639
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 2: Them, I'll send us out to a break with this one.

640
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 3: This one.

641
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 2: You're not going to get a laugh out of this.

642
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 3: But the.

643
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: Actual article is the one of the wildest rides I've

644
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: been to.

645
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 3: Bananas.

646
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 2: Indeed, fifth grade health teacher hands out quote deeply inappropriate

647
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: assignment to students.

648
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 3: Tisk tisk.

649
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: Just leave it there as that is, Cliffhanger.

650
00:31:52,320 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 4: Be right back with the more bana.

651
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 2: Scotti.

652
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I got some shout outs and also bananas. Keep

653
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Speaker 1: those unexpected banana posts coming, We love sharing them. Keep

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Speaker 1: sending us great stuff. We appreciate it. We're having new

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Speaker 1: merch come out too. That'll be fun. I don't know

656
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Speaker 1: what it is, but it's gonna be great.

657
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Speaker 2: We're hoping it's going to be a beautiful puzzle puzzle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have a holiday puzzle, you know. And

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Speaker 1: it's so beautiful. From our good friends at Saltworth Studio,

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Speaker 1: Haley and Ryan. Yeah, Twin Elephant Brewing Company Kurdie B

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Speaker 1: has re released the beer based on bananas. It is

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Speaker 1: called Best in the Beer's Noss. It's in Chatham, New Jersey,

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Speaker 1: and we love of our friends at Twin Elfin Brewing Company.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to go there on a little

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Speaker 1: Jersey road trip, little tri state road trip, tell them

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Speaker 1: the Banana Boys sent you. Say hey to Cindy Fors

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Speaker 1: Best in the Beer's Noess. It's an American lagger four

668
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Speaker 1: two percent alcohol. Lex Concklan wants to show out to

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Speaker 1: herself out. She was homeless four and a half years

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Speaker 1: ago and couch surfing, including on an ex's couch, which

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Speaker 1: nobody was happy about. But she signed her first leaset ever.

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Speaker 1: She has a new job managing huge projects and can

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Speaker 1: go home to her own apartment with all the amenities.

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Speaker 1: So congratulations, Lex, congratulations, a big deal, huge right on.

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Speaker 3: We're very proud of you. You did it.

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Speaker 1: Murder Banana A Laura, I think it's a Laura is

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Speaker 1: the name a. Laura is shouting out her baby brother

678
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Speaker 1: Patrick for launching his own vintage shop, Keep Living Our

679
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Speaker 1: Live in Vintage, which supplies vintage clothes for all genders,

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Speaker 1: which were big fans of and vintage Home de Court

681
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Speaker 1: also for all genders. I bet if you live near Goffstown,

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Speaker 1: New Hampshire, you can check out Keep Living Vintage at

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Speaker 1: twenty four ce Main Street or you can check them

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Speaker 1: out on Instagram. Keep Living Vintage.

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Speaker 2: That's a god goths toown. Gffs Gothstown.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Goffstown all right?

687
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Speaker 2: Great, just thought maybe there was a town just for goths,

688
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 2: but nope, it's just for goths.

689
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Speaker 1: And New Hampshire be the perfect state for that Goffs town.

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Speaker 1: Dana Davis wants to shout out her bandmate's cat and

691
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Speaker 1: salty cool names.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: They started a band called Larlene in twenty twenty one

694
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Speaker 1: and they're releasing their first album called See You Soon

695
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Speaker 1: on September twenty eighth on Excuse Me twenty ninth on

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Speaker 1: streamers and vinyl. It's on Gradwell House Recordings and Abandon

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Speaker 1: Everything Records, which is a great name for record label

698
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Speaker 1: women rocking out. Larlene the album is called See You

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Speaker 1: Soon September twenty ninth, Head into it. And last, but

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Speaker 1: not least, we have a feel goodie Madeleine Cronefeld. Madeleine

701
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Speaker 1: Kronefeld just wanted to say the choice because I thought

702
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Speaker 1: I said it wrong the first time. Wants to shout

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Speaker 1: out her brother Adam and congratulate him on starting a

704
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Speaker 1: new job and for being such an amazing, loving brother

705
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Speaker 1: when their mom passed away a few months ago. Fuck Camry, Adam,

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Speaker 1: your sister Madelle loves you so much and she's so

707
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Speaker 1: proud of your new job.

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Speaker 3: And thanks for being a support system for her. And

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Speaker 3: that's what I got.

710
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 2: Thank you, Scotty, and they are.

711
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Speaker 3: We're feeling good right now.

712
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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Joe Pickett our buddy Jojood.

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00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 2: We love Jojo, Found Footage Festival Joe Picket yep, one

714
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: half of the Found Footage Festival, And you should. They

715
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 2: have a new documentary out. You should totally watch it

716
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: right now.

717
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 3: It's about chop and steel.

718
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 2: It's about the chopping steel. It's so so very funny.

719
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 2: What they did was they made a fake strong man duo.

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00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: It's Joe Pickett and Nick Pruhr who are found Footage Festival,

721
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 2: and they've been traveling and making things really crazy vhs

722
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 2: out take performances for a very long time. But what

723
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 2: they would do is they would prank, uh, you know,

724
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 2: prank morning shows because shows were so very they they

725
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 2: never vet like there's there's a lot of They.

726
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 3: Don't starve for content. They starve for content.

727
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 2: So if you send them so if you send them,

728
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: you know, a press release, they just kind of take it.

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00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 2: And so they were a strong man duo named Choptins

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Speaker 2: chop and Steel and Chopping Steel would do things like

731
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Speaker 2: one thing was how many Easter baskets you could stomp

732
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Speaker 2: in a second.

733
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Speaker 3: That's the one that sent me. I was crying so hard.

734
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Speaker 1: They would hit tennis rackets mid racket and just count

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Speaker 1: them off one, two, three.

736
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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: The one is they would just Nick would just break

738
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Speaker 2: sticks on the on Joe's back and then they would

739
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 2: do this twigs, just little twigs that don't hurt at all.

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Speaker 1: They would do dual push ups where Joe would be

741
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: on the bottom facing one way and Nick would face

742
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Speaker 1: the other way and put his hands on Joe's ankles

743
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: and his feet on Joe's shoulders and then do push

744
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Speaker 1: ups in Unison together Ah drop It Stelton, the Found

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Speaker 1: Footage Festival guys who are our very good friends, but

746
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: before we were friends. They it was the live show

747
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: that made me like, not even nothing compares Island comparer

748
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: at Found Footage Festival than I ever have at live

749
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: shows in my entire life. It is incredibly funny stuff.

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Speaker 2: They literally go through thousands and thousands of hours of

751
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: Found VHS tapes and then pull the weirdest and strangest

752
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: and funniest bits and then put them together. I don't

753
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: know they think they have twelve volumes at this point.

754
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 2: They do all the full nationwide tour with each hour

755
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 2: and then release that hour as a DVD or you

756
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: know now online that you can go, you know, buy.

757
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: But it is like, truly, truly amazing what they do.

758
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Speaker 1: It's kind of like America's Funniest in Videos or Tosh

759
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 1: point zero did, but it's those are like those are

760
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: looking for like sweet funny or like ouch funny. These

761
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: are looking for the absurd and the bizarre. And it

762
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Speaker 1: basically is this peek into the world when everybody could

763
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Speaker 1: suddenly record their lives and the stuff that they felt

764
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Speaker 1: like needed to be out there.

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Speaker 3: It is. There's one.

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Speaker 1: It's just a guy who just throws sharp things and

767
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Speaker 1: sticks in logs. They did it at a hot tub

768
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn years ago. Yeah, and it was just a

769
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Speaker 1: guy sticking various sharp things like like.

770
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Speaker 3: Screwdrivers, just throwing him into a log.

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Speaker 1: But the way he tries to teach you why it's

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Speaker 1: valuable and necessary in life. It's the Funny Found Footage Festival.

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Speaker 3: It's great.

774
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a documentary called a Chopping Steel that

775
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: is a must see, must see.

776
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 2: And the whole lot of it is that they got suits.

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00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 2: I have very big media conglomerate for essentially a morning

778
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Speaker 2: show who didn't vet and didn't see if they were

779
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 2: real or not, and had the prank for a funny prank.

780
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 2: So so Joe sent them to me. Fifth grade health

781
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Speaker 2: teacher hands out deeply inappropriate assignment to students. This is

782
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Speaker 2: from ABC seven. Seems real and I'm not seeing a

783
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Speaker 2: person who wrote this.

784
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Speaker 3: That's swing and staff, that's seven staff.

785
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 2: This is one of those types of articles that is

786
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Speaker 2: that raises more questions than it answers, and my face,

787
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Speaker 2: that's our perfect card. This is Plainville, Long Island. A

788
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Speaker 2: middle school teacher on Long Island has been pulled from

789
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Speaker 2: the classroom after handing out a controversial assignment to fifth

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Speaker 2: grade health students. The assignment was given to students at

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Speaker 2: Howard Mattland Middle School on September eleventh, classic by teacher

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Speaker 2: and track coach Mandy.

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Speaker 1: Beatery Beeter yad that is a rough name, Mandy Beater.

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Speaker 2: The students were asked who this is a I don't know,

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Speaker 2: this is this is a health teacher, I guess doing

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Speaker 2: this health teachers? Yes, and this is very much a

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Speaker 2: health teacher like.

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Speaker 3: My favorite teacher or health teachers.

799
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Speaker 2: The students were asked who they would allow into a

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Speaker 2: fallout shelter in the event of a nuclear attack, and

801
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Speaker 2: were given ten options to choose from fifth grade. This

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Speaker 2: is to fifth graders.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so eleven year olds, ten year olds.

804
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Speaker 2: The choice is included. Here's all ten, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry one more time. How many people can you

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Speaker 1: take in with you?

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Speaker 2: Students are ask who they would allow to a fallout shelter. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it doesn't say how many you could take.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't know if it was like you get

810
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Speaker 3: to pick two.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I don't know. I'm sure that you could

812
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Speaker 2: only bring a certain amount here it is. I wonder

813
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Speaker 2: if he wrote that, if she wrote this herself. This

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Speaker 2: is my Number one a sixteen year old pregnant girl. Okay,

815
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Speaker 2: no problem there.

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Speaker 3: I see where they're going with that.

817
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Speaker 2: Number two a police officer with multiple charges of brutality

818
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Speaker 2: pending against him.

819
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Speaker 1: He has his gun.

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00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 3: What what she's writing? A TV show on TNT.

821
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Speaker 2: Number three a thirty eight year old retired They use

822
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 2: a different word here, sex worker.

823
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 3: That's young these days, you kids.

824
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 2: Me retired at thirty eight.

825
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, get it out there. There's a lid for every pot.

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Speaker 2: Number four a seventy five year old priest. Number five, No, yeah,

827
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Speaker 2: a number five a thirty five year old sterile female doctor.

828
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 2: Why they specify she's sterile?

829
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: Number six and seven a husband and wife. They refuse

831
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 2: to be separated. He is a lawyer, she is an alcoholic.

832
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,240
Speaker 3: Okay.

833
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 2: Number eight a thirty one year old homosexual architect.

834
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Speaker 3: What is happening the detailed?

835
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'll build the best buildings imaginable?

836
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 3: Okay. Great.

837
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Speaker 2: Number nine a fifty year old musician previously addicted to cocaine.

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00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 3: Well, she's turned her life around.

839
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: And yeah, she can keep a rhythm with that right foot.

840
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: A twenty eight year old drifter with no apparent skills.

841
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 3: So me there you go.

842
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 1: Don't take me with you no apparent skills. Hey, they

843
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: stayed alive for twenty eight years just riding the rails.

844
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 3: That's a that's a life skill.

845
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 2: I mean, I cannot imagine for fifth graders.

846
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: For fifth graders, what a sex worker, retired sex worker.

847
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 2: A sex worker, a police officer charged with multiple council brutality,

848
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 2: a fifty year old musician previously dicked to cocaine, twenty

849
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: eight year old drifter with no apparent skills? Who is

850
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: there a I mean, like, also, is the homosexual architect?

851
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: Is that a man? Is it a woman? We're just

852
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: going homosexual. That's an all you need to know. You

853
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: paint the picture in your head what an architect is.

854
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know what gender the musician is or

855
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: the drifter. Uh, this is incredible, It's incredible. I mean,

856
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 2: imagine just you, your your kid comes home with this

857
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 2: list in his backpack. It's oh yeah, miss Beeter gave

858
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 2: us that.

859
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 3: Mandy Beeter, which sounds like a sentence in.

860
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 2: A letter to the families, of the students. On Tuesday,

861
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 2: the principal said they had launched a full investigation into

862
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 2: the deeply inappropriate assignment, which includes the Central Office administration.

863
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 2: A substitute teacher will be provided until the investigation is complete.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just it's too young. It's too young.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to Mandy Beeter. First off, she

866
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 2: definitely seems like she's got some ideas about the world.

867
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: This is basically like putting together a spin off of

868
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: The Walking Dead. You're like, okay, so we already have it.

869
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: So this one's in Toronto. It's a former coke edit.

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Speaker 1: It's a retired sex worker. It's a sixteen year old

871
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: pregnant girl, it's a sterile something. It's a gay man

872
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: or lesbian woman who is an architect retails. I love

873
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 1: that these kids have to explain. Oh god, the sterile

874
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: one is the thirty five year old sterile doctor. You're like, yeah,

875
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna need a doctor. I don't know where the

876
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: sterility purchase.

877
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 2: So the sterility I think is like I think what

878
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 2: she's trying to do is like, if you're trying to

879
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 2: build a.

880
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: World, rebuild a society.

881
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 2: Actually right, Yeah, that's what she's like like that's what

882
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 2: she's trying to do, but with fifth graders, that's what

883
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: we're gonna get into. Like sorry, this female doctor can't

884
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: have children, but you're gonna need a I mean like

885
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 2: it's it's just looney tuney tunes.

886
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: It's like asking a ten year old boy or girl

887
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: or whatever, being like, are you ready to be a

888
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: co parent to a sixteen year old's child at ten

889
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: years old because you're a dad. Now if you take

890
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: this woman in with you, yeah, yeah, it's rebuilding society.

891
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: But she just went into TV drama details. All she

892
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: needed to do is go a doctor, you know, if

893
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: you want to have something a little more interesting, It's

894
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: like that's a blind person. You go that is more interesting,

895
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: and like why like if you want thought experiments. But

896
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 1: to be she's basically like a former NFL athlete whose

897
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: lower body is reversed, so he walks one way but

898
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: his head faces the other direction, and he's an alcohol

899
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: like and his right arms a chainsaw.

900
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: Do you want him around you?

901
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 2: And that the other one and then the next one

902
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 2: is just like a sex worker, So like what like

903
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 2: eight a sentence, isn't that a sex worker?

904
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: So somebody who's great at conversation and making people feel wonderful.

905
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 1: That seems like a positive person to have in your

906
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: fallout shelter. But it's like no gardener, no baker, no,

907
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,479
Speaker 1: you know nothing. The doctor and the architect, I guess

908
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: are the things that she's like.

909
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 3: These are essential.

910
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 2: But here's my question. Is now that the now that

911
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 2: the sex workers retired, she's she or he is a

912
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: thirty eight year old retired sex worker. So what is

913
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 2: there job up now? Maybe yes, say fallout shelter maintainer.

914
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right.

915
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: Maybe they're incredible and interior design and that shelter is

916
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: gonna be you know, they have taste. They come in

917
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 1: Chanel head to tell they got the Cardier watch.

918
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: And I want I want to, I want to. I

919
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 2: just want an interview with Mandy Beater. I want to

920
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 2: know where she.

921
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: Knows Mandy beat or. Let well, let's record something with

922
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: her and let her defend her side of it to

923
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 1: the panels.

924
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 2: But I don't know who Mandy's bringing.

925
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good question. I don't know either. It's

926
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: impossible to tell.

927
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 2: I guarantee you Mandy's bringing the five weirdest choices.

928
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just fifth grade is way too young.

929
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: If you did this with my school seniors, I'd be like, okay,

930
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: all right, Like they've already gone through sex ed and

931
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: some other things that could make them. But like, this

932
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: is way inappropriate for little kids, Like for like.

933
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 2: The ten year old to explain what steryl is? Also

934
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: steryl is, so like what a specific word? Like was

935
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 2: was this? Like was this a procedure?

936
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: I know she's a baron spinster at the age of

937
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: thirty five, but she is a world renowned neurosurgeon, so

938
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: is she does she have value?

939
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 3: Ten year old get in?

940
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: But her hands are very dirty and they can never

941
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 2: be clean, so she can't do any surgeries?

942
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: Will you and I should write up our ten choices

943
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: a separate of this, just we should come up with

944
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: ten options and have been animals send in their top

945
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 1: three picks. Well, that'd be a fun thought experiment for

946
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: us to do.

947
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

948
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is so bold, My god, that is bold. Also,

949
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: if you want to work this into your stand up,

950
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: this is a crazy that is such a great launching

951
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 1: point for like, just hearing each description makes you go,

952
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: what was she picturing and a imagining in her head?

953
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: Because she probably was imagining an individual, oh right, exactly

954
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: for each category in her head. Just like that's definitely

955
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: Kevin about.

956
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 2: Lawrence's writing a Stephen king S kind of apocalypse novel.

957
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: I agree. I think she'd be very good at that,

958
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: maybe better than teaching the future. I think seeing you

959
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: stand up and raise your standing desk like that, I

960
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: think you have to go Pacific Northwest conifers. I think

961
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 1: those pine trees. You're a tall you're a tall man.

962
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it too. I think it would look

963
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 2: really beautiful. And then I think I'm going to hang

964
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 2: stuff on the wallpaper.

965
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: Like owls in like a taxidermy owl. I'll give you

966
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: a taxidermy owl.

967
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 2: Christmasters, I'm just going to put you know, because I

968
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 2: have a lot of stuff that I could have nice

969
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 2: wall space, and so I think, I think a wallpaper

970
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 2: wall with stuff hung on it is a real nice look.

971
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: There's I worked with a comic years ago, a really

972
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 1: nice woman who was like, why don't white people have

973
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: photos of their families in their apartments?

974
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 3: And I was like, is that true?

975
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,439
Speaker 1: She goes whenever I go to my white friend's house,

976
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,760
Speaker 1: is there's maybe a photo of them or their boyfriend

977
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: or place as they went, but just not family photos anywhere.

978
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that is yeah, you do.

979
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: But when I was to me, I was like, I

980
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 1: have one photo of my family at my cabin.

981
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 2: When I was single, I didn't. I didn't have it

982
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: until I had children, and I wanted my children to

983
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 2: like know what my mom looked like, and so to

984
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 2: have pictures of my mom. And then we have pictures

985
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 2: of our family, and we have pictures of Bubby. So

986
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 2: that yeah, yeah, yeah, she wasn't wrong.

987
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,879
Speaker 1: I mean she was. She was making a good point.

988
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: Was like, you should have that going on. And then

989
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: Danny Fernandez, who was a guest on Bananas, one of

990
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: our first five guests or so, was we were laughing

991
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: about this thing that was like a trend going around

992
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: this summer about people being like white people don't wash

993
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: their legs in the shower. Yeah, that is the fun

994
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 1: neest shit in the world to me. I think about

995
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: it all the time. I do too, White people don't

996
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: wash their legs in the shower. Just crush me, love you, Danny.

997
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: We should I have Danny beck on how about Stormy Campbell.

998
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: Stormy Campbell's a top tier ban Animals she sends so

999
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: many great stories.

1000
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you got one from Stormy's.

1001
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: I do another Stormy. Stormy is charging up the list

1002
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: of all time Sensu kurt I picked this one for you.

1003
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: This was in People dot Com, written by Sean Newman,

1004
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 1: who is the.

1005
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 3: Best in the bees. Wow.

1006
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.

1007
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: Tennis players left confused after Cotton Eye Joe mistakenly blasts

1008
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: during tennis match's Boy and Bananas. If you want to

1009
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: pause the podcast and search for Cotton Eye Joe and

1010
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: give it a listen. If it's been twenty years, treat

1011
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 1: yourself to one of the dumbest worst songs ever made.

1012
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: Tennis fans were left one wondering just one thing after

1013
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: American player Jessica Pegoula shocked world number one IgA Sweet

1014
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: Tech or swayat Tech in the semifinals of the Canadian

1015
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: Open last weekend. Where did it come from?

1016
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 3: See?

1017
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: This is why Sean Newman is the best in the biz?

1018
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: Pegula twenty nine?

1019
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 2: Is that a reference to cotton Mouth from him?

1020
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,760
Speaker 1: Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cottonee?

1021
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 3: Joe? What's the main that's the main lyric?

1022
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: I would say, Oh, okay, I don't.

1023
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 2: Think I know this song that's becoming evident to me.

1024
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: Kurtus listened to it for we can't We sadly can't

1025
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: afford to even play that much of it on the podcast.

1026
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: Horrible song, but imagine that during a silent tennis match

1027
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: between two weeks died athletes, Cotton Eye Joe rang out

1028
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: in the night.

1029
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 2: It is a very fin I think that's the I mean,

1030
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 2: we're always looking for the absolute dumbest song to come

1031
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 2: out to on stage. Maybe yeah, I don't know, maybe

1032
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 2: that one's a little.

1033
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: We can maybe add that. We can probably add that

1034
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: as we go because it's been We have such a

1035
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: good intro. I mean, we're gonna be launching this new

1036
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: intro is that's splitty but is so and the new

1037
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: updated version is so excellent, it really is. And our

1038
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: homeboy Chris Jacobs made us the best pump up intro

1039
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: mix ever.

1040
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 3: We're gonna be premiering it.

1041
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 1: But yeah, Chris, if you're listening to it, buddy boy,

1042
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: you might have to throw a little.

1043
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 3: Bit of Cotton Eye Joe in there for the ban animals.

1044
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: Anyways, Pegoula and I'm gonna just say it's tech. I

1045
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: don't know, schwy tech We're locked in a tense back

1046
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: and forth during a tie break in the second set

1047
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: of their match Saturday, when Cotton Eye Joe by the

1048
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 1: Rednecks began inexplicably blasting over the arena's public address system,

1049
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: disrupting the match and forcing the point.

1050
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 3: To be replayed.

1051
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: No way, I just thought it was funny, said Pegoula,

1052
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: who went on to win the match even though she

1053
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: was the lower ranked player. I've never had that happen,

1054
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: let alone with Cotton Eye Joe. I was just like,

1055
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 1: is this really happening right now? Of all the songs,

1056
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: it was just like, what is going on?

1057
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 2: That is exactly what everyone would be saying.

1058
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 3: Yes, but also like tennis matches.

1059
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: I used to go to the US Open when I

1060
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: work for so quiet, Right, They're long and they're quiet,

1061
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: and you can hear people shouting and a lot of

1062
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: assholes say too much. But that it would be so jarring.

1063
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: It would be like being in surgery and somebody blascott

1064
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: Ny Joe.

1065
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: Very unexpected.

1066
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: The chaotic and confusing moment appeared to upset the fans.

1067
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: No grow up, grow up. Watching the intense Marquee matchup

1068
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: in Montreal, Montreal, we should try to go there next

1069
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: year with Bananas live. I would love to go to Montreal.

1070
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you have a lot of Montrealers.

1071
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 2: If you're from Montreal and would come to a sea

1072
00:53:58,239 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 2: of bananas, you hit us up.

1073
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, because not Toronto is going to win the day.

1074
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 2: I think Toronto definitely will win the day. Vancouver is

1075
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 2: not gonna win the day.

1076
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,839
Speaker 1: Nope, unless we do a comedy club in Winnipeg. We're

1077
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 1: looking at you. Video of the incident soon went viral

1078
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: online as social media users began overlaying the song over

1079
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: videos of other dramatic sports moments. Great idea, this is

1080
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: the Internet, It's best. Pagula went on to win. She

1081
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: beat twy Tech, who is the defending French and US

1082
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: Open champion, and appeared to be stringing together momentum before

1083
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: Cotton and eye Joe threw off the match.

1084
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 3: Blah blah boah.

1085
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, so congratulations. I think this was about a month ago.

1086
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, that is such a great Have you ever

1087
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: had that during stand up? Have you ever been doing

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00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,959
Speaker 1: stand up in something so outrageous happened in the middle

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Speaker 1: of it, like beyond a dumb heckler or a crazy laugh?

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Speaker 2: No, there was when we played Bonnaru the Banneroo. The

1091
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 2: way it's set up is the comedy tent is the

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00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 2: only place that's air conditioned, so everybody comes in there. Wow,

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00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 2: and it's very very hot in Tennessee, and uh, and

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00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 2: there is uh, you know, there's giant stages on either

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00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 2: side of you. But they kind of schedule it so

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00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 2: that like the comedy show starts like after like right

1097
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 2: before one band ends, and then right before another band

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00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 2: starts up. But Nine inch Nails started up in the

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Speaker 2: tent next to us.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, and they're.

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00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 2: So everyone is on wireless mics and the channels. I

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00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 2: have no idea what was happening, but whatever was the

1103
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 2: sound from nine inch Nails started coming through ar monitors,

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00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 2: so not through the amps out to the audience, but

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00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 2: through ar monitors. And so it could be probably from

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00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 2: the from the from the you know, the house house.

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00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 2: It could maybe you could hear it a little bit,

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00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 2: but to us it was nine inch Nails was on

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00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 2: stage with us all of a sudden.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a I mean, I actually really like

1111
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: nine inch Nails, but that would be a very distracting

1112
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: band that is not like the Little River band. Comes

1113
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,879
Speaker 1: on or Tori Amos and you're like, oh, this is nice.

1114
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 1: It's really I'm into this. This is like industrial rock

1115
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 1: lasting at you.

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00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so that was pretty Uh we kind of

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00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 2: like fought through it and we were We're only doing

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00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 2: like ten minutes anyway, so it was absolutely fine.

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Speaker 1: Are there cool podcast festivals? I've never really heard of

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00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: one that I know. Andy Wood did one. We love

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00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: andy Wood. But I can't believe there's not a humongous

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00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: pod festival somewhere, like they have comic Con and VidCon

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00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: and all those.

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Speaker 2: I can't I know there's not a I cannot con

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Speaker 2: I I can't believe it either. It's insane. There used

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00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 2: to be an La podcast festival. I don't think it

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00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 2: exists anymore. There was one that we were supposed to

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00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 2: do in in outside of Indianapolis, Bloomington. We're supposed to

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00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 2: do it, but we had to cancel unfortunately. But I

1130
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 2: don't know how that went.

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00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 3: I hope it was.

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00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody has a podcast festival. We're in baby. Also,

1133
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 2: I want to keep talking about I feel like we

1134
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 2: could do like a bananas festival. I do think we

1135
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 2: could do a bananas festival.

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00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: Oh, like the cruise or something, but like whatever, ours

1137
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: just some takeover of a weekend where it's super fun

1138
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: and we have lots and lots and lots of guests.

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00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. The thing about a cruise is that it's just

1140
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 2: so expensive. Obviously, honestly people are getting a cruise, but

1141
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 2: like limits, who can go to a yeah, because it's

1142
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 2: like you're spending a lot of money on it, on

1143
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 2: the cruise ship portion of it. But if we did

1144
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 2: this is like a bananas festival maybe in just like

1145
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 2: choose choose a weird town that like everyone has to

1146
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 2: like go to. Yeah, you know, oh, like that would

1147
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 2: be fucking awesome. That would be amazing.

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00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: It would be really fun, and it wouldn't have to

1149
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: be a whole weekend. It could be a Friday night

1150
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: and a Saturday night and then yeah, we just we

1151
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: do two live shows with as many guests as we

1152
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: have come out and everybody else does their stuff.

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00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 3: This is a good idea.

1154
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 2: And we have stand up We have stand up shows

1155
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 2: for people who are gonna be guests on Bananas. We

1156
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 2: have other podcasts that we like and our buddies with us.

1157
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 3: And then a lot of dumb stuff.

1158
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: Then we figure out a lot of fun stupid activities

1159
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: to keep everybody entertained.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do it somewhere where, like you could

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00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,919
Speaker 2: camp or you could stay in a hotel. Like that

1162
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 2: would be really cool. Like even if just two hundred

1163
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 2: people came and two hundred people hung out, oh hell

1164
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 2: yeah for a weekend, that would be amazing.

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00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: It would definitely happened. Oh yeah, that's that seems like

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00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: bananas fast. We gotta yeah, we gotta start really putting

1167
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: it together, and it'll be first location.

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00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 3: It'll be location first, and then.

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00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing.

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00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 2: It's like, location is pretty critical.

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00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 3: You know.

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00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: I went to when I was in the Bahamas right

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00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: before the Great Choar. We were shooting a TV show

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00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: for Quibi, so how long ago it was, and we

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00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: went to the place. In the Fire Festival documentaries, there

1176
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: was a woman who owned a bar where all the

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00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: kids that got off the planes and bust over were

1178
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: supposed to get the boat to like go somewhere.

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00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what was this? Wait what was this?

1180
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 3: Remember Firefest? Oh?

1181
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: Oh yes, right, So in Firefest they all get dropped

1182
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: at this restaurant that is a beach restaurant, and the

1183
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: woman that owned is on the documentary and he didn't pay.

1184
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: Nobody paid the bills. So she's serving people food and

1185
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: drinks and they're like rum drinks, vodkas. All these influencers

1186
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: and stuff were getting drunk. And then Billy the guy

1187
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 1: or whatever skipped out and this woman and she started

1188
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: to go fund me. So what I was there. We

1189
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: were going over to feed those pigs, like those giant pigs,

1190
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: which is a nightmare. It's not, it's it was like,

1191
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm glad I did it once. And I'm like, yeah,

1192
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: I don't ever have to stand wasty been ocean water

1193
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 1: with pigs taking dumps around me and feed them wet bread.

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Speaker 3: It's that bucket list.

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01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm putting a square back on my bucket list after that.

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01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: But anyways, I was speaking to the woman that owned

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Speaker 1: that restaurant and I was like, yeah, sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: That was terrible.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I put up that gofund me and I

1200
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: made so much money. I turned this place into a hotel.

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01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: I love Billy. Billy could come back any time. And

1202
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 1: she'd built like ten little shacks, not different colors, and

1203
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: she had come out on top. And I was like, oh,

1204
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: that's cause she's like I love Billy.

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Speaker 3: You kidding me. It was so funny.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's good for her for you know, making

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01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: lemonade out of that. Her name is mary Anne. That's

1209
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 1: her name. I couldn't remember mary Anne and Elvis as

1210
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: her husband, and yeah they the ezooma point Bar is

1211
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: now a zooma point bar and a hotel because of that.

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Speaker 3: Great.

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Speaker 2: I love that. That's like the only great thing to

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01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 2: come out of Firefest. And well, Scotty, we did it.

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01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 2: We did come up with a new idea. I love

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01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 2: the idea of a bananas festival.

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01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta figure out a way to really make

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Speaker 1: it stand out. But I'll see you in Raleigh. I'll

1219
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: see you at the airport, buddy. I love it.

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01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 2: And guys, remember come on out see us in Richmond,

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01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:19,439
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn, in Baltimore, in Philly, and in Pittsburgh.

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01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 1: Baby ooh yeah, the Sacred five.

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01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 2: There is a firetruck outside my house.

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01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 5: I gotta go bye burn Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: interna