WEBVTT - You Take The Good, You Take The Bad 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:00.760 Come on over, champ. 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:01.640 Are we recording? 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:03.720 We are? You're on that mic right there, see the 0:00:03.720 --> 0:00:05.960 one with the number one on it? No, I can't. 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:15.160 I never learned how to count. Okay, this is Serial Killers. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.800 See I wait to talk after the big loud, obnoxious 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:28.920 drone that's called a drone long Yeah. 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:30.920 No, it sounds like the Inception movie. Did you ever 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:31.520 see Inception? 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:35.360 No? But did you see the remake of Chips? Yes? No, 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.160 it was Chips ninety nine and then there was another 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:39.400 one was there was multiple remaking with what's his name? 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.960 They all suck Dak Sheppard yep, yeah, and Michael Pena Penya, 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:46.160 that's right, Penya, Yeah, something like that. Welcome to Serial Killers. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:49.840 It's episode eighty four. It's President's Day, it's Monday. Show 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.920 is off. But you know what, we're here because we 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:56.760 care so much. Yeah, so much caring. So are you hungry? 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:00.520 I'm also in Japan, so if you're looking at my Instagram, 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:01.880 you'll see Japan pictures. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:05.440 Oh and I'm on a cruise somewhere in the Caribbean. Whoops, 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:06.520 good thing we took. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.040 You know, we we each coordinated schedules. That's what I 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:09.520 like about this. 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.080 Yeah, we did, so we came back real quick to 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:12.600 do this, and then we're gonna go fly out again, 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:15.840 except until Friday. Then we'll come back again and leave again. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.600 So thank you for listening. It's Serial Killers. It's episode 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.360 eighty four, and we have some cereal to try. Yeah, 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.399 and I again. We'll let you choose whether you'd like 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.360 new or oh new right away? New? Okay, this one's 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.000 from twenty eighteen, still new because it's only not even 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.040 two years later. Yeah, what are you looking at? I 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.520 just thought I heard something. Oh your computer dinging? No, okay, 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.440 your millennial machine back there making noise. 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:40.560 So now just computers are called millennial machines. We stop 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:44.440 calling the computers. Only millennials use the computers. You're not 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.000 using a computer right now. This is a millennial machine. 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:52.080 Yes, you know what, Scott logic. Mine's a gen xbox. Okay, yep, 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:53.360 that's what we call it. All right, So I'm gonna 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:56.920 go down and get the new one, chen xbox. What. So, 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:59.320 we've had a couple of different varieties of this before, 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:04.080 we have not this one. It is strawberry flavored. You 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.520 okay with that? Yeah, there's no dried strawberry Jesus so 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.440 it's just strawberry flavored. Hopefully it's a naturally flavored cereal. 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.399 I love it. I don't really know how to give 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:13.400 you a hint of what it's going to be, so 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:15.840 just gonna take it out. Look at that Life strawberry 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.280 strawberry Life multi grain cereal. Look at the mascots. Could 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:22.680 you guess strawberries? Yes, I'm glad greg T is not 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.560 around because you know he would have something to say 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:25.040 about that. 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.400 Well. I mean, he also hates a rating scale, he 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:29.960 hates the podcasting, but I loved having him on. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:34.600 I didn't rain or shine. Life is full of beautiful moments. Aw, 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.000 there's calcium in here. It's a good source of calcium 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:38.839 cool so you can eat it without milk and still 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:42.520 your bones can be strong or so they say. Yeah, 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:45.679 it was nice and easy to open that flot. What 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.600 do you keep looking around? What are you looking at? 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:50.200 I had a cup of span is just like I 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:51.280 had a cup of coffee before. 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.920 So now I'm like, you're like a goldfish. You have 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:54.840 no idea what's going on? 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:56.480 Hey, welcome to Cereal Killers. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.080 This is episode eighty four. I just ripped the bag open. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:03.240 You know I should have saved wheedies for this episode 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:06.200 because Mary Lourettin won the gold medal for gymnastics in 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:11.680 nineteen eighty four, and that would have been perfect. What cool, Scott, 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:15.720 who's Mary lou Wretton? We did wheaties? I don't remember? 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:19.080 Is that the breakfast of champions? These are your children? 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:22.320 That's right? Remember your children? And why are you so 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.200 like stupid and Millennia? 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.480 Like? Are we just going to do a full episode 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.000 mocking each other one day? No? 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:30.720 Because it's it's cute like for a minute and then 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:35.040 it's annoying. Wow that aim though. Are you sure you 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:39.040 weren't trying to be a professional NBA player? Yes? All right, 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.280 you get two percent. I get one percent? Sorry, all right, 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:43.800 here we go, ready, one, two, three? I like it? 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:46.640 You barely have in your mouth? I like it? 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:47.400 Right? 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:48.200 I do? 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.840 I give this four bolls. It's sweet. 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:53.200 Here's what I'm getting, got some good taste to it. 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:57.720 I'm getting life cereal with a bit of old school 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:02.360 Nesti quick strawberry powder in the can. Remember that, no, 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:06.120 did not have can powdered can milk. Wait a minute, 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:10.840 the little Nestli rabbit. What the hell was that? I 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.480 had some chunk stuck in my throat the Nestli rabbit. Yeah, 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:17.159 the powdered the powder for the powder, the powder. Okay, 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:20.640 so you've seen the chocolate milk powder right in the canister. Yes, well, 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.279 they used to have strawberry. I think they still do. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:24.400 But when I was a kid, it was in a 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.960 little rectangle metal thing and you had to use like 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:29.919 a quarter to open the top. It was a little 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.359 metal circle on top, and you'd go click and you 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.520 would open it and then kind of pound it back down. 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:36.640 Powder would go everywhere when you closed it. Yeah, it's 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.640 not the best design. No, well that's why they changed it. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.640 Now it's just a plastic container. Yeah, good good. I 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:44.640 like it. Four bowls. I would eat this like actually, 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.760 like regularly. You know, it's funny a lot of times 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:49.920 you say five balls everything. I'll eat this so delicious. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:51.840 And you never touch any of that cereal back there 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:55.039 except the Eggo. That's it. You know, Eggo is my favorite. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.240 I understand that. But I think that you really don't 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.599 like cereal. Okay, I think you do this podcast. You 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.760 do not like cereal. You just give it these you know, 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:05.560 bogus ratings. You never eat it. Uh huh are you 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.160 still talking? What's your typical Saturday morning breakfast? 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.320 Well, as I said in the last episode, I have 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.520 a box of rice Krispy Streets, I have a box 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.240 of Ryan's World, and I have a box of Eggo. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:16.800 Well, you've had them for a long time, So what's 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.400 your typical breakfast? You should have finished those already. Well, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.520 I go. I know you don't buy cereal because I 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:22.080 buy it for it. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:23.920 Well, it depends on if I'm home on a weekend. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.680 Sometimes I go home to my parents for the weekend, 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:27.599 which then I'll have their cereal. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:31.279 But you do eat cereal? Yes, okay, I gleek, I 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:34.039 gleaked on the microphone. You're so weird. 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.240 Why I like that you decided to go like all 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.960 investigators Scott on us, Like, where were you on the 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:42.480 morning of Saturday? Uh, the sixth of February? 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:43.680 What are you eating your cereal? 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:43.960 No? 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.719 You ate cereal? I'm just curious. February six was not 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.880 a Saturday by that way, whatever, it was a Thursday. Whatever. 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:53.640 I know these things. Tomato tomato. Nobody says tomato. Yeah, 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.799 people in the UK do, right, So there's no reason 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:59.200 to have that saying here because nobody here says tomato. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.640 Well maybe you win like this Settle Malone. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.800 Who's that guy that just walked in? It looks like, no, 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:09.679 it's not post malone. You're spinning life all over the place. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:11.920 I know. It's like I need like a I mean 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.800 a mask called the splash. 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.719 Oh oh yeah, you are all right nasty? Did I 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:19.719 rate that? Four balls? Also for me? Four and four? 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.119 How often do you eat cereal on the daily? 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.119 Every day of my life? Just about? 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:25.800 Yeah, eat, breathe, sleep cereal? 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.799 I alwish they made a shirt that said that unless 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:29.440 I go out for breakfast. You know, I'll take Cooper 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.320 to the diner from time to time, but I won't 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.360 get cereal there. Like that drives me crazy. They have 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.920 those little boxes up there, and they charged four dollars 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.920 for it. That's ridiculous. I get a whole box for 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:38.320 a quarter. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.960 You got me two boxes of Vego cereal forty nine cents? 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:46.480 Yeah, well yeah, fifty yeah? Okay, are you dying? There's 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:49.039 a chunk of life stuck in the back of my 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.880 throat and I can't get it out. That could be misconstrued, 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.760 I suppose it could, all right, So would you like 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:56.279 to move on to the classic, because if anything's going 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:57.880 to get stuck in our throat, it's going to be 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.680 the classic. Oh boy, you're not going to You're not 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:03.120 going to be happy with this. I kind of wanted 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.120 to wait for Danielle for this one because she'd be 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:07.960 hacking up along. No, let me go down to the 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.800 cereal sack. It's been around for you know a while. Yeah, 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.880 we've had one other variety rotidy from this company. We 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:18.240 had their flakes with strawberries, and if you knew your children, 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.640 you could remember right away what it was. Oh boy, 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:24.960 it's five er one, the original fiber one. This is 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:27.680 going to be reminiscent of All Brand, remember that one, 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.200 the bird next Cereal? I did? I like All Brand? 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.520 I think you did, Danielle, and I gaged you like 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:37.160 with the basic taste. Excuse me, are you a cat? 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.640 I don't know what's going on. You're I there's no words. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:44.560 So here's fiber one Cereal, whole grain original brand Cereal, 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:48.240 sixty five percent daily value of fiber and zero added sugar. 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.440 So let's check the ingredients. Whole grain wheat, corn brand, 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:57.720 modified wheat starch, color gower gum cellulose gum, salt, baking soda, sucralose, 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.800 which is a sweetener and natural flavor. It's got one 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.280 of those new box tops. Yeah, I know, what's what? 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.320 All the gum in it? Gowergum, I don't think is good. 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.000 You remember back in the eighties, I don't remember the eighties, 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.960 but they used to be a Briar's commercial and someone 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.280 would be reading the ingredients from some other ice cream brand, 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:15.640 Gower gum. What's that? 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:16.040 So? 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:17.920 I don't know why there's Gower gum in the cereal, 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.480 but I guess we'll find out. You look at me 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.680 with this blank stare. I don't know what you're talking about, dude. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:24.960 Well, because ninety nine percent of the time you just 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:29.440 go off, Okay, look at this two sleeves. 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.160 It's in two separate bags. I like that. It's interesting. 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:33.559 I don't I don't know how you'd be able to 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:35.760 pour it, but you know, anyway, so back in the 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.880 eighties when they sold ice cream in the half gallon containers. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.000 You know nowadays it's like a plastic cover and you 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.280 take it off or whatever. When I was a kid, 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.079 it was just this cube and it was a box 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:47.800 and you just kind of open up the side of 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.400 the box and would ooze all over the place when 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:51.320 it melted, and you'd have to kind of latchet closed. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.679 And the big brand was Dolly Madison. I don't know, 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:57.760 I'm sorry, Dolly Madison. Yeah, Dolly Madison ice cream? What 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:59.800 happened to her? Had seal test? They made ice milk? 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.800 What happened Dolly Madison? She died years ago? All right, 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:05.440 here we go. That took a turn. Don't you know 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.680 who Dolly Madison is? No, she was a president's wife 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:13.040 or something. Look up Dolly Madison. Okay, I think she 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:16.880 was probably President Madison's wife. Hold on, I think she 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:21.880 was a first lady, Dolly. Dolly Madison was not a 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:25.079 first lady. Wasn't there a President Madison? 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:25.440 Yeah? 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.760 But wait she was? Yeah, what's up now? 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.760 So they named an ice cream after a president's wife. Yeah, 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:34.760 that's interesting. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:36.840 Now. This stuff looks like, you know, when you go 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:38.400 to the petting zoo. I think I said this about 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:39.760 all brand too. While you go to the petting zoo 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.680 and you put the quarter in the little gumball machine 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.760 and feed comes out, and that's pretty much what this 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.640 looks like. What are you doing on your phone there? 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:47.960 What are you doing on your phone? My phone's in 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:48.320 my pocket. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.560 Yeah, the past like six episodes, you you're the one 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:52.520 who's getting phone calls. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.559 Well, it's because my wife has been like telling me 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:56.680 important things. By the way, I can now reveal that 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:58.440 we are either going to be on or we're on 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:01.240 the Rachel Ray Show. I don't know when this episode 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.000 it probably already aired. I don't know, So check your 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.880 local listings for the Rachel Ray episode that I'm on. Yeah, 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.320 I don't know how you're gonna do it. What are 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.640 you doing on your hurry? Because what are you doing? 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.800 I'm recording? What do you stop it? What are you doing? 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:17.439 Cut it out? All? Let's try money of recording you 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.600 you're ready before it gets soggy? Okay, well, I mean 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:24.480 it's not really gonna change it. Yes, yes, I could 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.840 see what you would think. This is not bad love that. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:28.680 I don't think you love it because you're not gonna 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.959 eat it ever again. I'll eat this a gum. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.200 like next week, if I want to pretend I'm being healthy, 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.520 I'll eat this could really taste that gower gum. Yeah. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.480 I was gonna say that it has a very strong 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:42.880 gower gum taste. Let it be known. Scott's gonna still 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:43.040 be on. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:46.200 Rachel Ray still haven't been contacted about Survivor yet, Scott. 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.240 I'm sorry, but they reached out to me too, So 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:50.760 what's up now? They reached out to you. Yeah, Survivor 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:52.560 wants you to be Honestel, Oh my god. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:55.000 I would actually pay money to see you on Survivor. 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:56.000 I would not survive. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.800 Do you know sometimes they do seasons where people are together. Really, 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.040 would we make a good on Survivor together? 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.560 No, because we were just fight and fight and fight. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.000 Well no, No, we'd probably start off on two separate teams, 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:07.800 and then if we both made it, we'd have to 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:08.520 like work together. 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.120 This is cereal. It's really hard to swallow. I don't 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.679 think so. Toward the end, it tastes like artificial sweetener, 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.880 three bowls in a spoon, the sucralose, I think what. 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.520 It just tastes like artificial sweetener. Hey, one of your 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.079 things back there just made a noise. One of your 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:26.439 millennial devices just dung my laptop two balls for top 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:30.480 dung it dang or dung. You're an idiot? Okay, did 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:30.880 you rate it? 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:31.199 Yes? 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.520 I said, three bulls in his spoon, two bowls. All right, cool? 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:37.120 So should we go international? Should we go to the graveyard? 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:44.000 Should we go bonus? Serial Killers? 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.199 Why would you ask me where I want to go 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:48.400 and then you just pick it? 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.240 I don't know. So in the last episode I talked 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.400 about that old maultomeal commercial with the guy down on 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:57.559 his est. Yeah, so I actually found the commercial. It's 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:01.520 from the early nineties. Oh here give you know. More 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.440 people are walking this way, so they're in a better 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:07.200 position to find multimial cereals. They're usually down tires. You 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:11.199 should try it. Multimeal tastes every bit as good as these. See. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.760 Bet you can't tell the difference, and they cost about 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:17.040 a dollar less multi meal. See if you can taste 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.920 the difference, you really ought to come down here. So 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:23.640 what he's trying to show you is that multimeal cereals, 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.720 at least they used to be on the bottom shelf. Yeah, 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.200 so you'd have to go down to the bottom shelf 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.679 to grab the bags. Huh. And you know because the 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:34.400 big cereal makers, they pay to have their cereals at 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.680 eye level. Yeah, that's how it works in the supermarket 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.680 and the budget cereals are usually down the end or 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.840 you know, on bottom or whatever. So anyway, multimeal. This 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.240 cereal came out in nineteen eighty nine, the one that 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:48.600 we're about to try as the bonus box. You ready, Yeah, 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.000 you're gonna be happy, okay, because it's not in a bag. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:52.559 Oh you ready? 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:54.480 Is it in a cube that we have to cut 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.000 open and then hope it seals back together? 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:00.560 No, it's in a box. Twoty Fruity's what's the matter. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.880 It's just a box that's so small. Yeah, well I 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.200 got it for a dollar. It's a dollar store. 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:07.400 I love that they have the guarantee try me or 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:10.280 it's free. Yes, we had a problem with that once. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.240 Remember which one? I don't remember which one it was? 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:16.200 Which one I don't remember? Oh my god, why are 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.199 you burping into mind? I'm sorry. The bird nest just 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:18.600 came up. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.520 The bird nest. This isn't even bird nest. If fiber 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.239 one was not bird nesty people. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:24.920 Oh my god, it is. You can I can build 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:26.200 you know what. I'm going to build a nest out 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:27.720 of it and put in my backyard, and I guarantee 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:28.480 you birds come to it. 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:30.720 Okay, birds will come to anything, and I hope they 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:31.520 poop on your head. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.240 Oh my god, I can only imagine that walking outside 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:39.760 with as fiber one. These smell wonderful. These smell just 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:43.319 like fruit loops. Can I smell? Yeah? Oh yeah, just 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:47.880 like fruit loops? Very so, did they make kool Aid cereal? Okay? 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:50.440 Did they ever make kool Aid cereal? 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.360 Oh? But they should? Right? Yeah? I feel like this 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.240 is the podcast of dreams and imagination. You know, Well, 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.960 whatever happen coming up with big brand ideas, whatever happened 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.880 with the petition to get Cinnabon Cereal back, I think 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:05.120 it stopped at one hundred. Well, like Cinnabon actually liked it, Yeah, 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.319 they were into it, but Kellogg's was not having it. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:11.000 Well, maybe Cinnabon liked it to just like give you 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:13.280 that insider tip like we're working on it. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.760 No, I don't think so, because that was Cinnabon. Cinnabon 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.680 in my alternate universe, it exists again. They just they 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:20.720 licensed their name out to a cereal company. They really 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.120 don't have anything to do with it. Well, all right, 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.440 here we go. Two D Fruity is the knockoff fruit 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:25.560 loops from Malta Meal. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:27.600 We should stop calling it knockoff, because I don't think 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:28.240 it's a knockoff. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:32.120 Okay, the alternate imitation. It's the alternate fruit loops. And 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:35.720 it tastes just like fruit loop identical. Yep, maybe a 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.040 little sweeter. It's wonderful balls. 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:41.960 Yep, wait, what that's it. I'm giving this five balls 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.560 because I like fruit loops, so this is like the 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.800 same thing. Haven't had fruit loops in a while too. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.280 Their fruity Dino Bytes were also wonderful. They were right 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:50.920 up there just as good as fruity Palal. When I 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.320 say one thing about that, I actually preferred the fruity 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:54.320 Dino bytes too. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:55.720 Gandhi said the same thing. 0:14:55.920 --> 0:15:00.480 They're sweeter, and I'm not a big pebbles fan. I 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:02.520 find the shape. I don't like that they dissipate in 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.240 the milk. It annoys me, but I gotta say dry 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:06.640 the Dino bites did it. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.320 The thing with that is Multimeal is made by Post, 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:12.120 so fruity Pebbles and fruity Dino Bites pretty much are 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:15.280 exactly the same this. However, foot loops are made by Kellogg's, 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:18.200 so these are wonderful. I like them. Yep, five bulls. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.360 All right, four balls from me, great job, tooty fruity, 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:22.680 very good. So this has been a very successful episode 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.480 number eighty four tuty from the Facts of Life. Yes, 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:27.520 I got it right, and that's how it's spelled too. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.120 Look at that. Huh the Facts of Life? I insert 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:31.240 theme song here. 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:34.520 Well how did it good? 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.080 You take the bad? You take them both? In there 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:37.960 you have the Facts of Life? Is that? The Facts 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:38.240 of Life? 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:39.800 Is that the one where they were like girl scouts. 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.600 They weren't girl scouts. They were at a prep school 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:45.200 in Peak Skill in New York, and Missus Garrett was 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.640 the den master whatever the hell she want. And one 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.400 of the girls was on Survivor Really Oh yeah, Blair, 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:54.880 Wenchell Winchell Wenchell Blair was the character. Yeah. I don't know, 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.720 she made it really far in Survivor Really. Yeah. Well, 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.200 the first season of the Facts of Life was just 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:02.160 a mishmash, like Molly Ringwald was on it, and there 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:03.800 was a bunch of random people, and they got rid 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.400 of them by second season because it was just too 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:06.760 many random characters. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.400 I love going back to first seasons of shows and 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:11.040 you just see the casting changes. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:12.880 And George Clooney was on the Facts of Life. You 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:16.160 know that. Yeah, he was the handyman at Edna's Edibles. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.440 I'm guessing it wasn't pot what's Edna's edibles? 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.040 Well, why would I know Edna's edibles if I've never 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:23.880 seen Facts of Life? 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:25.880 You've never seen Facts of Life? No, so how do 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:26.920 you know that who Tuty is? 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:30.000 Because Facts of Life is a pop culture show. And 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:32.080 like I said, that girl was on Survivor. I'll give 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:33.800 you ten dollars if you can name another character other 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:34.760 than Tudy or Blair. 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:36.400 Oh damn, I was gonna say Blair one of the 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:39.040 girls I went to the school. Come on, Edna. No, 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:40.360 that was Missus Garrett. 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:47.480 Yeah, Missus Garrett. No, Kyle, there's Natalie Selene, Joe, Joe. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.360 All right, we got to go. Thank you for listening 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:53.600 to Serial Killers. Have a wonderful week. I hope you're 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:55.840 off this week. We'll see you on Friday, because I 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:57.640 got to get to the airport. You go to the airport, 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.880 I got to go back to Japan. Please bring up 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:04.320 some cereal if you don'tyeah, absolutely so, don't just not 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.600 much a green tea cereal? How are they gonna get 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:08.640 you to the cruise ship. Are you just air dropping? 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:10.800 I'm getting a helicopter at the top of the building 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:12.680 and I'm leaving in about ten minutes. I will both 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:13.600 be back on Friday. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:15.560 It's all that money we're making from this podcast. 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:19.720 Yes, new episode of serial Killers. Please follow us on 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:23.200