1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's teaming up with an a 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:11,120 Speaker 1: lister to launch a brand new TED Talk series called 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: Humility Coaching with Kanya. You think you're bigger than God, 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: think again, yay, and lasers will set you straight. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 2: Let's call it that. 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 7 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 8 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other humbly grumblies just don't. 9 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of New Hampshire. Thirty 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: five year old naked man was arrested yesterday after he 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: had quite the afternoon. I bet he did. 12 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 2: How'd you get naked, buddy? Well, that's actually pretty easy, 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 2: that's the easy part of why. Yeah. 14 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: According to the police report, he did not leave from 15 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: Brooks House that day. 16 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 3: Wait a minute, still, the men's clothes shocking. 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: First, the man allegedly stole a car and then caused 18 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: an accident on the high way and. 19 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 2: Nobody got tampered it, so still. 20 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: Clothed, Still clothed. He sustained minor injuries but was otherwise 21 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 1: okay physically. Now his mental state that's a little bit 22 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 1: more ambiguous because after the crash, the guy ripped off 23 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: all of his clothing and abandoned them on the shoulder 24 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: of the highway, then left the scene of the accident. 25 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,199 Speaker 2: Maybe he had hypothermia. That can happen. 26 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, your clothes and you have hypothermia at that. 27 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: A little while later police spotted the suspect wandering down 28 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: the highway and they were fairly sure it was him 29 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 1: because he was completely naked. 30 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 2: One naked guy on the side of the highway. 31 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 1: Just one today and had very rare and this is 32 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: why he made the news. They identified him by the 33 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: name Sean Wiener, So yeah, this guy is naked and 34 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: his name is Wiener. Oh my god, our second great 35 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: audience is loving this story. 36 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 2: He's not the Wiener. 37 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: This but after being arrested, Wiener was charged with indecent 38 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: exposure and lewdness, reckless conduct, disorderly conduct, and littering for 39 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: the clothes. I guess this next laser story is out 40 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: of the pie palaces it here. Everybody mocked Pineapple on 41 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: Pizza when it came out, but now plenty of people 42 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: like it. What are the odds that this catches on 43 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: Because a pizza place in Australia just divided the internet 44 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: with its newest offering oranges on pizza. 45 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 2: I literally use as an example. 46 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, why put fruit on pizza? 47 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 3: You don't put you know what though, I've had a 48 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 3: pair of gargonzola pizza with a little bit of pershooto and. 49 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 2: It was actually. 50 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. This restaurant is called Bubba's and they apparently added 51 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: it to their menu a few months ago, but the 52 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: internet just heard about. 53 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 2: I like their ad for it. 54 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 3: It says break the pineapp will divide, try orange instead. 55 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 2: They're leaning into it. 56 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: You know, their ham and orange pizza is basically a 57 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: Hawaiian They just subbed out pineapple for orange slices. 58 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 2: It's stole salty ham. I'll give anything to try. Jeff, 59 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 2: you dip that in ranch and I bet it's delicious. 60 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure, the just if you're wondering, Yes, the oranges 61 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: are peeled, and some say they're doing it just to 62 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: wind people up and get press. And if that's the motivation, 63 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: it's working. So news sites in the US and UK 64 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: are running stories on it now. And as for the 65 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: public perception, most people online think it sounds disgusting, but 66 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: remember that's how pineapple on pizza started. So if you're 67 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: interested in trying it, go ahead and fly down onto 68 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: next month because if you order one pie, they will 69 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: double the oranges on it for free. 70 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 2: Yeah orange, you're eating. Yeah. 71 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of shop Topia. Kudos 72 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: to the employee at Amazon who fat fingered this one, 73 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: because it's actually amazing. Some guy just shared photos online 74 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: after he bought an album by the punk band Counterparts 75 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,719 Speaker 1: and Amazon got his order wrong. 76 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 2: I mean that happens all the time, right. 77 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: But this one's really funny because Counterparts is a hardcore 78 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 1: punk band, so lots of screaming, and he ordered their 79 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 1: new EP on vinyl called Heaven Let Them Die. The 80 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: cover art is a lamb bathing in its own blood, 81 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: so you get the gist of what they're all about. Okay, 82 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: But instead of sending that, the tech giants sent him 83 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 1: Clay Aiken's latest Christmas album by mistake, very. 84 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 3: Simpl you know what, though, you can't go wrong with 85 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 3: an American Idol winner. 86 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 2: Did he win? 87 00:04:54,560 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: I think runner up Kelly Clarkson starter Ruben Stuttered was 88 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: first place. But even better is Amazon keeps sending it. 89 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 2: He has more than one Clay agen album. 90 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: Now, yeah, the Clay album is called Christmas bells are ringing, 91 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: and the guy posted a photo last week after Amazon 92 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: sent it to him twice. 93 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 2: No, they have so many copies. 94 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: He got it in the mail the first time, then 95 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,280 Speaker 1: told them about it, and they sent it again. 96 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 2: Man, what's more punk than that? Jeff True. 97 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,359 Speaker 1: The thing is that didn't work, and he received Clay 98 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 1: Agan's holiday vinyl a third time as well, So it 99 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: sounds like Amazon mixed up the product ideas or something 100 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: in their like sorting process Amazon, That's. 101 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 2: What I'm thinking, is clay ache in the warehouse? 102 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 1: Oh that's possible. I didn't think about that because I'm 103 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: not sure there's a lot of people buying Clay Aichin 104 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,280 Speaker 1: holiday albums in the middle of March. But if you 105 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: received a hardcore punk album instead of that, now you 106 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 1: probably know. 107 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, gras like my Kayak album. 108 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:06,600 Speaker 3: Play with a different route with this Cursings album Die. 109 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:10,840 Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Yoktopia. Expensive eggs 110 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: are so expensive now, might as well go gourmet with it? Yes, seriously, 111 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: And that's what scientists thought, because researchers in Italy just 112 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: finished a project that helped create a brand new way 113 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: to cook Eggso. 114 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 2: Wow, I mean there's so many options already. 115 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: Lately they figured out a new one. It's called periodic cooking, 116 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: and it's not complicated, but it does take a while 117 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: thirty two whole minutes to be excited. 118 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 2: Okay, what is periodic cooking? 119 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: So here's how it works. It begins with two pots 120 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: of water, one that's two hundred and twelve degrees and 121 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: the other that's eighty six degrees. They are lost. You 122 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: cook the eggs for two minutes in the hot water, 123 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,279 Speaker 1: then move them over to the warm water for two minutes, 124 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 1: then repeat that process seven more. 125 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 2: And now are we hard boiling them? Is that what 126 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 2: we're doing? Are they in the shell? Are they poached 127 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 2: out of the shell? 128 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 1: And we're like, so being them in and out of 129 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: the show. We're gonna say that they're inside the shell. 130 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: When you do it, and after thirty two minutes of 131 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: back and forth hot and cold water cooking, you will 132 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 1: end up with perfectly cooked eggs. 133 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 3: Oh, I will say, when you get that hard boiled 134 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 3: egg and it's perfectly yellow on the inside. 135 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I'm a medium guy, though I like 136 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 1: it a little running. 137 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 2: Then you only do thirty one and a half minutes, 138 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 2: I bet yeah. 139 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. 140 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 1: I mean, we're all wondering is all that time really 141 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: worth it. One guy who tried it said it took 142 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: so long he left the stove to watch a TV 143 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: show for a second and completely forgot about it. So yeah, 144 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,640 Speaker 1: there are some drawbacks, but hey, I think the main 145 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: point of this is experimentation is a good thing. 146 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 2: Is that what you took from it? Absolutely interesting? 147 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: Like this guy, he's into trying new stuff all the time. 148 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: Just like the other day I saw him walking home 149 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: with three pool noodles and a can of motor oil. No, 150 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: I'm not sure what he's doing, but I support it. 151 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: Figure out what makes you happy, little guy, And that's 152 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for 153 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday 154 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.