Speaker 1: Oh, I'm saying hello everybody, welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: ball Chat.
Speaker 2: So you're going to be somewhere to do something.
Speaker 1: Scott, I am busy do it. I know I have
Speaker 1: a job that now takes me from ten to ten
Speaker 1: o'clock to sometimes ten forty five. But then just I
Speaker 1: have meetings now, then don't commit to things, Scott. I
Speaker 1: did not know. I couldn't commit from now on. I
Speaker 1: now know I have Monday and Thursday meetings.
Speaker 2: So you'll need to explain to the listeners that sometimes
Speaker 2: they could be disappointed and wake up on Wednesday and
Speaker 2: there won't be a bull chat. Would just let them know.
Speaker 2: Now that's all.
Speaker 1: Again, I don't see this. I don't foresee this being
Speaker 1: an issue.
Speaker 2: I do it. We normally record on Tuesdays.
Speaker 1: Scott, we don't do you just make things up as
Speaker 1: you go along.
Speaker 2: Talking about what day is today? Oh my god, go
Speaker 2: day is today?
Speaker 1: I can't. I meantimes, we pre record on it is Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we do it from the week before.
Speaker 2: Today is Wednesday. Know that you couldn't record September fourteen tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Serial Killers Bowl Chat the Sister Podcast.
Speaker 1: I know how you cut people off when the facts
Speaker 1: start coming in. What That's all I'm gonna say, dude, Now,
Speaker 1: oh how much? How much time do you have today?
Speaker 1: How long can you be here for? We were supposed
Speaker 1: to start right after the show, but how but how
Speaker 1: long do you have it? I have thirty minutes because
Speaker 1: you were late. You're late, so this I know. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna be here until eleven twenty.
Speaker 2: I'll be here for thirty minutes from right now. When
Speaker 2: this thing says thirty, I have to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you'll be here for until eleven twenty. No,
Speaker 1: don't say time means that the whole I have to
Speaker 1: leave it exactly eleven. You have disappointed our listeners again,
Speaker 1: you'd be the one just said not The apology text
Speaker 1: all a bunch of excuse me. But I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it both, a whole load of it. No, you
Speaker 1: don't need to make people feel bad when they have
Speaker 1: a meeting. That's all I'm gonna say. And I told
Speaker 1: you I had this meeting. You knew I had it
Speaker 1: with Nate. Just let's let's inhale together. Okay, we need
Speaker 1: to reach start. So sorry everyone, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Andy?
Speaker 1: I am wonderful magical good better than ever. How about yourself?
Speaker 2: I'm doing okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: We had a great day yesterday, which is like been
Speaker 1: thriving a couple days ago.
Speaker 2: Whatever. We did the big roller skating party at United
Speaker 2: Skates of America. Fine, they used to be a lot
Speaker 2: more of them. Roller skating rinks kind of have diminished
Speaker 2: over the years. This particular rink has been there since
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy nine, you know that, and I used to
Speaker 2: go there when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: I loved roller skating yesterday so much. I had a
Speaker 1: great time. I can't believe that it's still open. Seeing
Speaker 1: that was so cool because it felt like I went
Speaker 1: through like a time machine. Well you you impressed me
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You and coaster boy Josh. I could not believe
Speaker 2: your skills. I figured you'd be having the skate mate
Speaker 2: and leaning over like an eighty year old guy.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're great.
Speaker 1: I throw myself into things. You were doing all kinds
Speaker 1: of moves. I can't do that. Yeah, I was trying
Speaker 1: to skate backwards. I used to be able to. I
Speaker 1: was very disappointed. If I was in my drive, I
Speaker 1: would have kept trying because I used to be able to.
Speaker 1: I was very disappointed in that, but skating as a whole.
Speaker 1: Sh I got that online.
Speaker 2: That would have been the place to try to skate
Speaker 2: backwards because they were literally eight of us there. They
Speaker 2: shut the entire place down just for us. So imagine
Speaker 2: how a roller rink all to yourself.
Speaker 1: They have a Stranger Things night.
Speaker 2: I want to go to it so bad. Cooper's begging
Speaker 2: me to go. I don't know what they do, but they.
Speaker 1: Just make it look like the roller rink from Stranger Things,
Speaker 1: well from the eighties. Yeah, so basically they don't have
Speaker 1: to do anything. No, no, no, they put up like signs
Speaker 1: to make it look like the episode I see. I
Speaker 1: loved it. I had such a fun time, and I
Speaker 1: really wasn't No. I didn't know what to expect, you know.
Speaker 1: I figured, Oh, we're gonna go to a roller rink,
Speaker 1: what's it going to be like? But I had the
Speaker 1: best time. I had so so much fun. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for planning that. That was great. Then the
Speaker 1: Skatosaurus came out. Oh god, that's Skatosaurus. I mean that's
Speaker 1: a Jankeiny costume, probably from the eighties. I was afraid
Speaker 1: to touch it, but I touched it.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm sure you hug him. I love the Skatosaurus.
Speaker 1: They call him a skato skato for short. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: thank you United Skates and Long Island. That was so
Speaker 1: on Long.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's the thing I drew.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a lot of fun. I will
Speaker 1: say getting to Long Island, or on Long Island, you
Speaker 1: can say too Long Island. Whatever. It feels like the
Speaker 1: journey takes days.
Speaker 2: It feels like, no, it was not that bad yesterday,
Speaker 2: please admit it.
Speaker 1: I know. But it's like the drive to me almost
Speaker 1: feels like I enter like a time zone, like a
Speaker 1: time drain, Like I lose concept of my sense of time,
Speaker 1: what day it is? And meanwhile it's only been like
Speaker 1: an hour and ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Imagine doing that every day for twenty seven years.
Speaker 1: Jol said that yesterday in the car me, Sam and
Speaker 1: Josh while we were driving there, we were all like,
Speaker 1: h what how does Scott do this? This is insane?
Speaker 1: I could never I.
Speaker 2: That's a lot it is. But you know, I just
Speaker 2: what do you do in the car?
Speaker 1: Sleep? What? Sleep? How?
Speaker 2: I just I'm half asleep when I'm driving.
Speaker 1: That seems safe? No, I let's hook for driving cars.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: And I listened to the radio until four to twenty,
Speaker 2: and at four to twenty I put on ten ten
Speaker 2: Wins because that's when their twenty minute news cycle starts,
Speaker 2: and I listened to that twenty minute news cycle. But
Speaker 2: I also don't understand, because if you're from the New
Speaker 2: York area, Ten ten Wins, their little slogan has always been,
Speaker 2: you give us twenty two minutes, will give you the world.
Speaker 2: But it's twenty minutes. I don't know why they say
Speaker 2: twenty two. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Maybe the two is the extra.
Speaker 2: No, because it's twenty twenty twenty, that's an hour, So
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure where the twenty two ever came from.
Speaker 1: I don't know either. Go back to the roller rink
Speaker 1: real quick. Okay, so do you know that?
Speaker 2: That's Do you remember the video You wouldn't, but the
Speaker 2: video game paper Boy. Yes, that's the first place I
Speaker 2: ever played that video game because there used to be
Speaker 2: a hardcore arcade there. You used to go to bowling
Speaker 2: alleys and roller rinks for the arcade. That was the
Speaker 2: watering hole, as they will say for kids. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you know, even if you weren't skating or bowling. You
Speaker 2: went there for the arcade because they had a lot
Speaker 2: of games, Yeah, a lot. And that's and United States
Speaker 2: was always where like the new games would be. So
Speaker 2: I played paper Boy there and it was the coolest.
Speaker 1: There was a line for it. There used to be
Speaker 1: a line to play video games. Kids will never understand
Speaker 1: that a pocket full of quarters and a line. I mean,
Speaker 1: Dave and Busters has lines iated. Those games are garbage.
Speaker 1: Those aren't video games from the eighties. Those are spind
Speaker 1: the sink of the Fish and twenty points tickets. Don't
Speaker 1: they have a whole bunch of them. They have a
Speaker 1: lot of them. Yeah they don't. Yeah, but it's not
Speaker 1: like an art. I wouldn't consider Dave and Busters an arcade,
Speaker 1: like a proper arcade. Kidding.
Speaker 2: They just opened an eighty style arcade on Long Island.
Speaker 1: Well, they have barcade in Jersey City, and it's also
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, and there's one in Manhattan that's so much fun.
Speaker 1: There's a barcade by my house. I love that place.
Speaker 1: It's all exactly what you're saying. But you could just
Speaker 1: drink it's a bar and old arcade games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I bet you pay the games with your
Speaker 2: Apple with your Apple.
Speaker 1: Pay, you get coins, really coins in do they have
Speaker 1: the change machines and they do love that. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: tokens quarters tokens uh tokens because they probably are probably
Speaker 1: like a dollar, right, well, no, you do twenty dollars
Speaker 1: and then you can get like I'm six tokens. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with four player pac Man. It's the best
Speaker 1: pac Man verse. It is my favorite competitive game ever.
Speaker 1: I crush at it, so whenever I go to Barcade,
Speaker 1: that's the one I play. But it takes its two
Speaker 1: tokens of person. I would like to see an all
Speaker 1: an actual old school arcade like Frozen in Time. You
Speaker 1: know that is just all eighties arcade games, the actual ones,
Speaker 1: not replicas, not new versions like pac Man, Miss pac Man,
Speaker 1: Super pac Man, Baby pac Man. Again. They have this
Speaker 1: at barcade, but they're actual old games. Yes, but I
Speaker 1: want them to cost a quarter. Yeah they do. They
Speaker 1: cost one token, which is not a quarter. It's the
Speaker 1: equivalent of a quarter.
Speaker 2: You said it was not it is. It's a quarter.
Speaker 1: Yes. Why can you just see quarters because they don't
Speaker 1: want the machines filled with quarters, but they're filled with tokens.
Speaker 1: What's the difference they have to empty it anyway? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Scott. Maybe the tokens are reusable. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Your quarters are also reusable, Scott. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you want from me everything, Andrew, I want
Speaker 1: it all. Well again, it's great. I love Barcade, Okay,
Speaker 1: and they have They have a really good beer selection
Speaker 1: and nachos. The nachas are pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then the machines get all greasy.
Speaker 1: Well no, you're not allowed to have any food or
Speaker 1: drink by any of the It's not like a kid's arcade,
Speaker 1: obviously because people are drinking.
Speaker 2: But do they require you to wash your hands when
Speaker 2: you're done eating greasy nachos?
Speaker 1: I mean again, I think it's just you're old enough
Speaker 1: to not be the slob who's like.
Speaker 2: I also like pinball, old school pinball with you know,
Speaker 2: not like newfangled machines like old.
Speaker 1: Again Barcade, it has a whole selection. I love ski ball, skeball.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm doing that. Ski ball is
Speaker 1: one of my favorites. I love that it's get my own.
Speaker 1: Did you just burp and blow it in my face?
Speaker 1: The disrespect is so real. I would get a ski
Speaker 1: ball thing in my house. Yeah, if I had enough
Speaker 1: money that would you open that became a million? And
Speaker 1: would you open a little prize stand for the tickets
Speaker 1: to claim the tickets? No? I just want to play
Speaker 1: unlimited by myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what are you playing for unless you get tickets.
Speaker 1: I've always said I want to open up a bowling
Speaker 1: rink in Jersey City, like a bowling rink, a bowling
Speaker 1: alley plane thing. What is the thing called the one
Speaker 1: that's in Brooklyn? I don't know Brooklyn Bowl. Okay, that
Speaker 1: was easy. Yeah, okay, well sometimes it takes a second.
Speaker 2: He's angry. It's something I'm squirreling right now. But Josh
Speaker 2: just came out and went he mouthed the F word.
Speaker 2: I think he was looking for you. No, no, anyway, no,
Speaker 2: the she just cleaned the window with dirty with a
Speaker 2: dirty rag. Do you see it? Look? Look? Oh, and look.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be a jerk, but if you're
Speaker 2: going to clean stuff, don't use dirty rags. You know
Speaker 2: how many times I passed by this door? Look at
Speaker 2: first of all, look at the door. You see all
Speaker 2: THEO spots on the door. Yeah, it smells like dirty
Speaker 2: rag when you walk by. You know that, You know that,
Speaker 2: like mil dewey, Yeah, that dirty rag smell.
Speaker 1: We're going to take our first break. Oh, okay, because
Speaker 1: it's a thirty minute bowl chat.
Speaker 2: We'll be back right after this seven Mary three and.
Speaker 1: We're bad seven Mary three.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that was a minute ago. Nobody even
Speaker 2: remembers they do you accidentally played the Chips theme? Okay
Speaker 2: with the we'll be back right after this thing? What
Speaker 2: else is going on? Are you taking your road trip
Speaker 2: this year?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, you're not doing it.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. It just didn't work with the
Speaker 1: planning and the details. I think you and I should
Speaker 1: just take like a private road trip. I don't mean
Speaker 1: like I just made it. No, I mean like not
Speaker 1: work related, Like you and I should just go drive
Speaker 1: cross country. I think that'd be an interesting, interesting year.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Not for you or am I just not for you?
Speaker 1: No, I don't mind driving, And honestly, like from Texas
Speaker 1: all the way to California on that off the grid trip,
Speaker 1: like I feel like it's a nice notch under my
Speaker 1: belt that I've accomplished. Like I did that, you can
Speaker 1: say you did it I've driven to Ohio multiple times.
Speaker 1: I've driven to Kentucky. Like, you know, I can do
Speaker 1: a road trip, but to drive cross country after a while,
Speaker 1: the scenery is just oh, it's great.
Speaker 2: If you've done it before, then it's like, eh, I've
Speaker 2: seen this before. Like when we drove to Florida south
Speaker 2: of the border. Yeah, been there before. I mean it's
Speaker 2: been a while, but I would love to drive from
Speaker 2: here to like Santa Monica.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went as far as Vegas.
Speaker 2: I drove to Vegas.
Speaker 1: My friend moved to Vegas. Done the res I feel
Speaker 1: like we.
Speaker 2: Might have No, I flew home from Vegas because he moved. No,
Speaker 2: he moved to fwo hours to get to La He
Speaker 2: moved to Vegas and we drove in his car and
Speaker 2: he left his car there and I flew home. I
Speaker 2: mean I was a teenager. I was probably nineteen. But
Speaker 2: you know where we stopped to sleep overnight?
Speaker 1: Where see the rapids?
Speaker 2: We did. I went to see some old friends there.
Speaker 1: That's great, Yep, happy for you. But I still want
Speaker 1: to do the amtrak. I know that it's oh same,
Speaker 1: see that I'd be interesting. Yeah, you got me on
Speaker 1: an amtrak because I would do that. In two seconds.
Speaker 1: That sounds fun. I want to be in the cart
Speaker 1: that has the glass window.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They used to play those commercials where the Amtrak
Speaker 2: would be going over some big gorge and on a
Speaker 2: giant bridge, and I want to see the world on
Speaker 2: an Amtrak train. I want not the war slogan the country.
Speaker 2: No no, but I'd like to.
Speaker 1: I would love to that. You've you've got me in
Speaker 1: for it. Like when Gandhi's dad came to went to
Speaker 1: Gracie Awards. Yeah, train to LA and he did like
Speaker 1: the whole train. I would love to do that. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to drive. I could just relax, like I'm
Speaker 1: into that how I want to do.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that taking the train cross country is
Speaker 2: way more than flying. It is so expensive.
Speaker 1: Again, they need to really fix this. This is honestly,
Speaker 1: if I were ever president, this would be my cause.
Speaker 1: I want cheaper train travel. Okay, it needs to be
Speaker 1: a thing. We need high speed rail in this country.
Speaker 1: It is a disaster. They are falling behind on all
Speaker 1: that transportations. Sane if we could go from here to
Speaker 1: DC in under an hour, which you you could because
Speaker 1: in Japan you can do that same distance in forty
Speaker 1: five minutes or an hour.
Speaker 2: I think of Japan that could teleport already, they're already there.
Speaker 1: We are so like behind, and it's frustrating because it's
Speaker 1: such like for the amount of cars that you could
Speaker 1: have on the road, you could just have one train
Speaker 1: that could carry like six hundred people could get you
Speaker 1: there so much faster.
Speaker 2: Yes, but unless you're just going to d C. I
Speaker 2: mean it's not very that's the problem. Well you stop
Speaker 2: in Philly, no, but it's not very convenient. So once
Speaker 2: you get to DC, then you probably need a car.
Speaker 1: Well, again, that's why we should be connecting everything. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have some cities left out, Like realistically.
Speaker 2: You probably not the rapids if you know they're not
Speaker 2: going to get the Amtrak through there.
Speaker 1: Again, it depends on what cities were stopping through. So realistically,
Speaker 1: if you did like a cross country one, right, it
Speaker 1: would stop in New York, probably start in Boston, New York,
Speaker 1: maybe Philly probably Philly, Phillies big city, and then west
Speaker 1: then go west. Then you probably would you stop in Ohio.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to stop in.
Speaker 2: Uh Iago, Chicago, Chicago.
Speaker 1: Where in Ohio would you want to stop to Cleveland
Speaker 1: or would it be. I want to go to Ombus
Speaker 1: probably Cleveland, that's the bigger but then from there where
Speaker 1: else after Chicago Indianapolis? No, as we go west, what's
Speaker 1: important west? What's another big city to the west? Des Moines,
Speaker 1: Indianapolis said, I didn't hear you. Yeah, well then I
Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, it would be like and then maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: gotta get La. Does it end in San Francisco all
Speaker 1: the way to the water. They make these things. They
Speaker 1: they already have a map that I got to check.
Speaker 1: But it needs to be a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a greyhound either. I'm have you ever been
Speaker 2: on a bus? I mean like a greyhound bus? Like really, yes,
Speaker 2: a long distance where we think and does it make
Speaker 2: stops or he just goes forever? I believe I did
Speaker 2: it to Boston. That must have to get gas at
Speaker 2: some point.
Speaker 1: No, that's the thing. I don't know when busses get gas.
Speaker 1: It freaks me out, Like what where when do you
Speaker 1: get gas? Bus?
Speaker 2: I've never been. I just think it's so weird taking
Speaker 2: a greyhound like cross country.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that again. Train, Sit me down,
Speaker 1: shut me up. This is the thing that they need
Speaker 1: to make like a thing Okay, they need to make
Speaker 1: it fun and hip and millennial focused. Okay, and they don't.
Speaker 2: Well, see, the thing is like you go to the
Speaker 2: Port Authority bus terminal here in New York City and
Speaker 2: you don't want to be on a bus with most
Speaker 2: of those people.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I'm not really sure how viable
Speaker 1: bus transportation would. I'm not saying bus, I'm saying trained.
Speaker 1: Right now, I feel you are at a huge You
Speaker 1: have a huge underserved market of people that want to
Speaker 1: travel in the United States, and there is no easy
Speaker 1: way to travel. Our flights are more expensive, buses are inconvenient,
Speaker 1: Trains are inconvenient and expensive and expensive. So what am
Speaker 1: I doing? I'm renting a car. It's stupid, it's nonsensical,
Speaker 1: like why are we doing this?
Speaker 2: But yet they want to keep raising tolls and here
Speaker 2: comes congestion pricing. Can't wait.
Speaker 1: I will punch someone in the face over congestion.
Speaker 2: We're gonna well, they're fighting it, but we're gonna get screwed,
Speaker 2: Like you have no idea how we're gonna get charged,
Speaker 2: like twenty dollars now a.
Speaker 1: Day a day. I'm not driving in and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get here. Well, scary drives.
Speaker 2: Oh so he'll just pay.
Speaker 1: Well, he makes it, you know what, whoever makes the
Speaker 1: most should just drive and pay. There, it is a breach. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't argue with that logic. Yes see, I wish
Speaker 1: I could take the train in every day, but I
Speaker 1: just can't. It's not it's not convenient. Congestion doesn't happen
Speaker 1: in the morning, right. I think they want to start
Speaker 1: at five am or six am or something like that.
Speaker 2: But no, but it doesn't matter. It's just less before
Speaker 2: five am. You still pay, but it's less. They need
Speaker 2: to be stopped. And you know what, that's basically just
Speaker 2: to pay the corrupt system that it's insane, unscrewed up.
Speaker 2: It's all the pensions and all the other thing about this.
Speaker 2: Yes we have they want to stop. Eric Adams said
Speaker 2: he doesn't. He's the mayor.
Speaker 1: Get fired. Yeah, so figure it out in your budgets.
Speaker 1: And now it just seems like the budget's gonna be
Speaker 1: from congestion pricing. Stupid.
Speaker 2: But it's all supposed to go to the MTA to
Speaker 2: fix the trains and stuff. But it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not because our trains are stupid. Yeah, it's annoying.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 2: I just I wish I.
Speaker 1: Just drove a tractor in Iowa, and like you should
Speaker 1: have just stayed in Iowa. I know, I wish I
Speaker 1: just like pick the corn. Yeah, if you could live
Speaker 1: in any other US city, what would it be?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really love to try Chicago. I see, I love Chicago.
Speaker 2: I would think more small town USA. I think I
Speaker 2: don't want to be in a big city anymore. You know,
Speaker 2: if I could be in a small town, I would
Speaker 2: love it. Like I want to be a farmer. I
Speaker 2: would work on a farm, you know, bail hay with
Speaker 2: the thing, bail hey, the combine. I want to drive
Speaker 2: that big thing with the giant sprinklers in the field.
Speaker 2: I want that, Okay, you know, yeah, I would do that.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning. I get up early anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so go stick my hand up the hens butt to
Speaker 2: pull the eggs out, and then go bail some hay,
Speaker 2: pickcorn whatever, that big machine. It's so cool to John Dear.
Speaker 2: I want that.
Speaker 1: I'm always I know this is like very probably not
Speaker 1: not not nonsensical, but it's it's an irrational fear. That's
Speaker 1: what I meant to say. I'm a farm equipment. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I'm so afraid. Also, you know what
Speaker 1: else I found out I'm afraid of. I don't like
Speaker 1: unnatural movements. What do you mean, like I am terrified
Speaker 1: of like contortionists. I saw a video yesterday of like
Speaker 1: a person contorting and walking, and when I tell you,
Speaker 1: I was scared to death. I got the chills, like
Speaker 1: full body chills from watching someone like walk on their
Speaker 1: like like.
Speaker 2: Double jointed people. I mean, there are people that could
Speaker 2: turn their foot around and if.
Speaker 1: They walk like ringish, Like did you ever see the ring?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You didn't know, Well, just like if you could walk
Speaker 1: on your hands. I hate it so much. It scares
Speaker 1: me so much.
Speaker 2: Is it possible that I have a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 1: It's always possible. You could have a hemorrhoid. I think
Speaker 1: I do. Okay, something hurts in your butt? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 1: Just do you wipe too hard? No?
Speaker 2: But the toilet paper here is really bro You pushed
Speaker 2: too hard? No, I don't need to sounds like maybe
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: You push too hard.
Speaker 2: Let's not talk about this anymore.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying that's that's a problem with hamorrhoids.
Speaker 1: You push.
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Speaker 1: They sent it when I first started working for the show,
Speaker 1: like the second week, I had to go to the
Speaker 1: doctor and I think his name was doctor Wiener. Funny,
Speaker 1: He's right, he's a proctologist. Mine's doctor butt shut up.
Speaker 1: I mean there's an E on the end, but I
Speaker 1: still say, but that's amazing. Ye, I feel like he
Speaker 1: was made for that. People definitely go into professions based
Speaker 1: on their names. I think we talked about this. It
Speaker 1: is for sure, absolutely, I would like that Hamburger girl.
Speaker 1: We knew Hamburger. Yeah, her name was Hamburger. She worked
Speaker 1: for McDonald's.
Speaker 2: No joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, alway back to proctologists. I mentioned it on the
Speaker 1: air Preparation H. I'm still going through that box really, yeah,
Speaker 1: can you bring me some Yeah, it's my parents. Well
Speaker 1: that was a long time ago, though, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. And we're back because
Speaker 1: it's a shortened episode, thirty minutes. We have to get
Speaker 1: her two ad was that hole big enough that?
Speaker 2: Oh? Well that was a minute ago. You don't remember.
Speaker 1: We talked about hemorrhoids and Preparation H and buttholes because
Speaker 1: we're old. Well, now I have a new job promotion,
Speaker 1: isn't that exciting? Scott? Yeah, So are you technically a manager? Now? Yes,
Speaker 1: I've never managed people in my life, but actually.
Speaker 2: You've always managed us. That's the thing. You do realize that, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's just more subtle. It was more subtle
Speaker 1: now it was a title, yeah, which is fine, I guess.
Speaker 1: And now I'm podcasting still yeah, but you know what,
Speaker 1: You've kind of taken a back seat to podcast. No.
Speaker 2: I haven't like the sign there still says call you
Speaker 2: mister podcast. But I feel like it's not top of
Speaker 2: mind for you anymore. It's just kind of like, when
Speaker 2: I get to it, we'll do it.
Speaker 1: Well. I have my other podcast that I'm working on, too,
Speaker 1: so it's still top line.
Speaker 2: You have lots of podcasts them. Wow, how do you
Speaker 2: How do you manage your time during the day? I
Speaker 2: like your big your big schedule, guy, I guess right,
Speaker 2: everything's in your phone, it.
Speaker 1: Isn't It isn't like I I did this in school too.
Speaker 1: I never they would always give us a planner in
Speaker 1: the beginning of the year and be like plan out everything.
Speaker 1: I don't what was that What was violent? Did you
Speaker 1: burp again and blow it at me? I didn't, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I never wrote down my assignments. Oh that was the
Speaker 1: meat sauce that I ate. Sorry, I was wondering where
Speaker 1: that meat taste came from. You're disgusting. I made meat
Speaker 1: sauce last night. It was really good. That's great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so scratch, that's awesome. I'm not the sauce part. That
Speaker 1: was a jar of raos, but I mean I I
Speaker 1: sautayde the meat and it's simmered, put spices. And I
Speaker 1: didn't even follow this tacos tonight, just did it myself.
Speaker 1: So it is Taco Tuesday, So god.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. It is wacky Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Well, the time of recording is Taco Tuesday.
Speaker 2: But you had tacos this morning. People have to understand that.
Speaker 1: I could eat tacos literally all the time. We like,
Speaker 1: people don't get it, like we eat lunch and dinner
Speaker 1: food for breakfast on a daily basis. I swore off
Speaker 1: it for the longest time because I'm like, but then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden it was like, eh, well if
Speaker 1: it's here right, People always like, how do you eat chicken?
Speaker 2: Palm? At seven thirty in the morning. But what's the
Speaker 2: difference with time? It is you can eat eggs at
Speaker 2: seven thirty at night. Right.
Speaker 1: So I had a really big phobia curreal one time
Speaker 1: I ate pizza when I was a kid, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the morning for breakfast, and up until I started working here,
Speaker 1: I refused because I got sick. And obviously with me
Speaker 1: and throw up, I can remember every single time I've
Speaker 1: ever thrown up. I don't believe that, Oh trust me.
Speaker 1: If I call my mom right now and say, hey, Mom,
Speaker 1: could I probably remember every time that I threw up,
Speaker 1: she'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, yep, how many times in your life have you vomited?
Speaker 2: Can you count on two hands?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yes?
Speaker 2: Really? Oh yeah I used to.
Speaker 1: So in the summer. There was one summer where I
Speaker 1: got sun poisoning really bad, and it was like quite frequent.
Speaker 2: The sun will do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I remember pretty much every time, And in
Speaker 1: school especially, I would remember when other people would get sick,
Speaker 1: and then I would be terrified of them.
Speaker 2: Now, do other people getting sick make you sick?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make me sick. I just get like an
Speaker 1: intense sense of dread before it happens.
Speaker 2: See that happened to Cooper the other night. Girl sick No,
Speaker 2: a girl that she was hanging out with, threw up
Speaker 2: and she was like, oh no, here it comes, and
Speaker 2: and so she has that reaction. Also really yes, I
Speaker 2: mean I don't the smell. Watching somebody throw up to
Speaker 2: me is funny, but when I smell it, it's over,
Speaker 2: like okay. So the episode of Family Guy when they
Speaker 2: all throw, when they just all throw, like I laugh hysterically.
Speaker 2: I like, I mean, cartoon vomit is very funny to me.
Speaker 2: Watching regular live people vomit on a video is funny
Speaker 2: to me. I don't want to see chunks and stuff,
Speaker 2: but watching someone throw up chunks so much I hate.
Speaker 2: But then you know, actually being in the room and
Speaker 2: smelling it, No, then I have a problem.
Speaker 1: It's the anxiety for me. I get so much anxiety,
Speaker 1: like it's really not good for me. I just get
Speaker 1: so terrified. And I don't know why I get terrified
Speaker 1: for you. But if you're like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just sense it like I have a I don't have
Speaker 1: a spidy sense. I have a puke sense, the anticipation
Speaker 1: of it, because it's so scary to me.
Speaker 2: There are times where you know that it's gonna make
Speaker 2: you feel better, but the process getting there is so painful,
Speaker 2: your stomach tight, it hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: I'm so afraid of it. I'm so afraid of other
Speaker 1: people getting sick. I hate watching people like get clammy.
Speaker 1: And I only actually, oh my god, it scares me
Speaker 1: so much. I only actually remember like two times in
Speaker 1: my life. I mean I vomited dozens of times, dozens,
Speaker 1: but I only actually, you know, vividly remember twice. One
Speaker 1: of them I told you was from Bobby Rabino's when
Speaker 1: you know I was a teenager, the rib place. I
Speaker 1: mean there was an inch of vomit covering the entire floor.
Speaker 1: It was disgusting.
Speaker 2: Thank god it was tied. Yeah, please God, bless my
Speaker 2: mom for come. But and then the other time was
Speaker 2: you know, when I had a stomach thing and I
Speaker 2: was on the toilet doing both at the same time.
Speaker 1: That was terrible move. Vomiting in a garbage can is
Speaker 1: not fun. Anyway, How do we get down this road? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that one, folks who are listening, I
Speaker 1: really but if you share vomit phobia, just I have one,
Speaker 1: so don't feel alone.
Speaker 2: Do you know my thing with poop is not human no, no,
Speaker 2: no dog poop because if you have a dog, obviously
Speaker 2: you have to pick up their poop.
Speaker 1: Right, We don't use a pooper scooper. We do the
Speaker 1: bag thing and so you know, you put I put
Speaker 1: my hand in the bag, pick it up.
Speaker 2: And so last.
Speaker 1: Week the way the way that I do it is
Speaker 1: we get the you know, the role of poop bags.
Speaker 2: You know that. So I put my hand in, I
Speaker 2: you know, take it off my hand inside out.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting. And I usually I twirl it twice
Speaker 1: so I can tie it, and then I tie it.
Speaker 1: Knot this particular role of bags was not sealed on
Speaker 1: the bottom all over me my sneakers shorts. I think
Speaker 1: they were actually these shorts. I can't, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't actually think they were these shorts, but brown
Speaker 2: marks you see. And I also I cannot, like if
Speaker 2: we're watching another dog, it's so weird if we're watching
Speaker 2: another dog or something like that. I cannot pick up
Speaker 2: another dog's poop.
Speaker 1: I really have no problems with dogs.
Speaker 2: See, I can only pick up my dog's poop. If
Speaker 2: if there's another dogs poop, and then there's like, hey,
Speaker 2: can you get that for me, I can't I pick it,
Speaker 2: I will vomit. Yeah, it makes me a little that's
Speaker 2: another dog's poop, makes me gag.
Speaker 1: So strange, which I don't have a big dog too,
Speaker 1: so that's like yeah.
Speaker 2: But I mean, just like with my kid, I don't
Speaker 2: think I can clean up another kid's diaper, you know when.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, kid's kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's technically mine, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to touch someone else's bull you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm gonna have grandkids one day
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna have to change diapers. But they're technically mine.
Speaker 2: They're part of you, right, So it's okay, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: that's okay. But if we're watching someone's kid, just yeah,
Speaker 2: like the vomit kid thing that happened the other day
Speaker 2: with Cooper. Yeah, so they were at a friend's house
Speaker 2: and it wasn't either one. It wasn't our house, and
Speaker 2: it wasn't the kid's vomited house. So the person who
Speaker 2: lived there how to clean up the vomit that was
Speaker 2: all over the floor. I don't know that I could
Speaker 2: do that. I have on multiple occasions had to do that.
Speaker 1: Someone else's. Yeah, so when I I would throw up
Speaker 1: from it. When Nick, your friend, our friend, Nick came
Speaker 1: to college to visit me my freshman year, we went
Speaker 1: to Chili's.
Speaker 2: I love Chili's, but they changed the No, I don't
Speaker 2: love him anymore. They pissed me off.
Speaker 1: Oh do they solve the skill caso?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But they took the tacos off the
Speaker 2: menu and they won't make them for you. They used
Speaker 2: to make them for me here. They won't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: Even though they have the tortillas to say, have the chicken,
Speaker 2: they have the lettuce, they have the tomato, they have
Speaker 2: the cheese, they have the sour cream, but they won't
Speaker 2: put them together for me.
Speaker 1: When a fa heeta is so bad? Okay, Anyway, when
Speaker 1: Nick came to visit his freshman year, obviously everyone had
Speaker 1: been drinking because it's freshman year in college eighteen nineteen, yeah,
Speaker 1: eighteen okay, and Nick drank a lot and he stopped
Speaker 1: talking at one point, and then my friend was was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he should go to the bathroom, and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take him. He's my friend, I'll take him to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. We're standing in the hallway and he is
Speaker 1: holding a cup and he just like gets sick into
Speaker 1: the cup and it just like and then he starts
Speaker 1: running down the hallway with all of it. My friends
Speaker 1: to this day say that I like blacked out and
Speaker 1: I don't even remember it, but I cleaned up the
Speaker 1: entire hallway everything, and I have zero recollection of it,
Speaker 1: but I did it.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's where your fear came from.
Speaker 1: No, I've had this way before then, kid, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I used to like they used to. They made an
Speaker 1: exception for me in second grade where I was allowed
Speaker 1: to chew mints because it helped with my anxiety over
Speaker 1: kids potentially throwing up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, I was bad. Wait, so even just sitting
Speaker 2: in the classroom in a regular day of school, you
Speaker 2: would just say, oh my god, he's gonna vomit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I still think that I'm petrified of it, Like
Speaker 1: I should go see get like hypnotherapy before.
Speaker 2: What would happened? So if I was here right now
Speaker 2: and I was just, oh my god, threw up on
Speaker 2: the table, what would happen? You like that? That was
Speaker 2: good to do that as a kid, and I would
Speaker 2: stay home from school take it.
Speaker 1: Wow, I can't rationalize it, and I'm not going to
Speaker 1: try to. It's just I don't like the anti Like again,
Speaker 1: the worst part for me would be sitting down no,
Speaker 1: because I know you're not. It's it's more of like good,
Speaker 1: It's more than general like.
Speaker 2: I probably could if I want a kid.
Speaker 1: Being like I don't feel good, and then just me
Speaker 1: then being like here it comes, oh god, oh god,
Speaker 1: oh god, and then just the sweats like I and
Speaker 1: I'm bad too. We're all just staring and be like,
Speaker 1: when is it happening? When's it gonna happen? I'm so scared.
Speaker 2: Well, we've all faked being sick when we were in
Speaker 2: school to get out of school. I fake vomited and
Speaker 2: I told you I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to clean on this one. It was fourth grade
Speaker 1: and I too, after Andrew in my class got sick
Speaker 1: off a hot dog the first Friday of the school year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I took off that Monday because I was so scared.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: I pretended to have a fever. Yeah I didn't have
Speaker 1: a fever. I'm so sorry, mom.
Speaker 2: I did the fake vomit. I've done the fever.
Speaker 1: I never did the fake vomit. I just said I
Speaker 1: didn't feel good.
Speaker 2: I put the thermometer on the light bulb. Sometimes I
Speaker 2: got a little too hot. My mom was like, okay,
Speaker 2: one and twenty.
Speaker 1: Well that was like when they stick people's temperatures for
Speaker 1: COVID to enter a restaurant. Yeah, all right, your tempesture
Speaker 1: is ninety one. This sounds good. I should be dead.
Speaker 2: Those stupid things do not work. Yeah, they first only
Speaker 2: hold them like ten feet from your head. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: those are the stupids. Yep.
Speaker 1: Well we're at thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have to go.
Speaker 1: Thank you all so much for listening. We appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Sorry for the shortened bowl chat. We're gonna try better
Speaker 1: for next week.
Speaker 2: Oh are you okay?
Speaker 1: I'm good. That's disgusting, but you're too good at that.
Speaker 2: But if the door was closed and you poured water
Speaker 2: into the toilet, it would sound like you threw up.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, yeah, it's at home. That's how you
Speaker 2: fake vomit.
Speaker 1: They're just gonna do that. Oh, they're probably hating this episode. Okay, Well,
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