WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Andrew Has Emetophobia

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm saying hello everybody, welcome to another episode of

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<v Speaker 1>ball Chat.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're going to be somewhere to do something.

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<v Speaker 1>Scott, I am busy do it. I know I have

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<v Speaker 1>a job that now takes me from ten to ten

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock to sometimes ten forty five. But then just I

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<v Speaker 1>have meetings now, then don't commit to things, Scott. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not know. I couldn't commit from now on. I

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<v Speaker 1>now know I have Monday and Thursday meetings.

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<v Speaker 2>So you'll need to explain to the listeners that sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>they could be disappointed and wake up on Wednesday and

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<v Speaker 2>there won't be a bull chat. Would just let them know.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, I don't see this. I don't foresee this being

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<v Speaker 1>an issue.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it. We normally record on Tuesdays.

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<v Speaker 1>Scott, we don't do you just make things up as

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<v Speaker 1>you go along.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about what day is today? Oh my god, go

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<v Speaker 2>day is today?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I meantimes, we pre record on it is Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we do it from the week before.

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<v Speaker 2>Today is Wednesday. Know that you couldn't record September fourteen tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Serial Killers Bowl Chat the Sister Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I know how you cut people off when the facts

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<v Speaker 1>start coming in. What That's all I'm gonna say, dude, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>oh how much? How much time do you have today?

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<v Speaker 1>How long can you be here for? We were supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to start right after the show, but how but how

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<v Speaker 1>long do you have it? I have thirty minutes because

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<v Speaker 1>you were late. You're late, so this I know. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be here until eleven twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be here for thirty minutes from right now. When

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<v Speaker 2>this thing says thirty, I have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you'll be here for until eleven twenty. No,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say time means that the whole I have to

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<v Speaker 1>leave it exactly eleven. You have disappointed our listeners again,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be the one just said not The apology text

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<v Speaker 1>all a bunch of excuse me. But I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say it both, a whole load of it. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to make people feel bad when they have

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<v Speaker 1>a meeting. That's all I'm gonna say. And I told

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<v Speaker 1>you I had this meeting. You knew I had it

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<v Speaker 1>with Nate. Just let's let's inhale together. Okay, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to reach start. So sorry everyone, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Andy?

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<v Speaker 1>I am wonderful magical good better than ever. How about yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a great day yesterday, which is like been

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<v Speaker 1>thriving a couple days ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever. We did the big roller skating party at United

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<v Speaker 2>Skates of America. Fine, they used to be a lot

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<v Speaker 2>more of them. Roller skating rinks kind of have diminished

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<v Speaker 2>over the years. This particular rink has been there since

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen seventy nine, you know that, and I used to

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<v Speaker 2>go there when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved roller skating yesterday so much. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>great time. I can't believe that it's still open. Seeing

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<v Speaker 1>that was so cool because it felt like I went

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<v Speaker 1>through like a time machine. Well you you impressed me

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. You and coaster boy Josh. I could not believe

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<v Speaker 2>your skills. I figured you'd be having the skate mate

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<v Speaker 2>and leaning over like an eighty year old guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're great.

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<v Speaker 1>I throw myself into things. You were doing all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of moves. I can't do that. Yeah, I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to skate backwards. I used to be able to. I

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<v Speaker 1>was very disappointed. If I was in my drive, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have kept trying because I used to be able to.

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<v Speaker 1>I was very disappointed in that, but skating as a whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Sh I got that online.

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<v Speaker 2>That would have been the place to try to skate

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<v Speaker 2>backwards because they were literally eight of us there. They

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<v Speaker 2>shut the entire place down just for us. So imagine

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<v Speaker 2>how a roller rink all to yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a Stranger Things night.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to go to it so bad. Cooper's begging

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<v Speaker 2>me to go. I don't know what they do, but they.

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<v Speaker 1>Just make it look like the roller rink from Stranger Things,

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<v Speaker 1>well from the eighties. Yeah, so basically they don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to do anything. No, no, no, they put up like signs

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<v Speaker 1>to make it look like the episode I see. I

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<v Speaker 1>loved it. I had such a fun time, and I

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<v Speaker 1>really wasn't No. I didn't know what to expect, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured, Oh, we're gonna go to a roller rink,

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<v Speaker 1>what's it going to be like? But I had the

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<v Speaker 1>best time. I had so so much fun. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much for planning that. That was great. Then the

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<v Speaker 1>Skatosaurus came out. Oh god, that's Skatosaurus. I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>a Jankeiny costume, probably from the eighties. I was afraid

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<v Speaker 1>to touch it, but I touched it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm sure you hug him. I love the Skatosaurus.

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<v Speaker 1>They call him a skato skato for short. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you United Skates and Long Island. That was so

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<v Speaker 1>on Long.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I mean that's the thing I drew.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was a lot of fun. I will

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<v Speaker 1>say getting to Long Island, or on Long Island, you

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<v Speaker 1>can say too Long Island. Whatever. It feels like the

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<v Speaker 1>journey takes days.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like, no, it was not that bad yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>please admit it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But it's like the drive to me almost

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<v Speaker 1>feels like I enter like a time zone, like a

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<v Speaker 1>time drain, Like I lose concept of my sense of time,

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<v Speaker 1>what day it is? And meanwhile it's only been like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour and ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine doing that every day for twenty seven years.

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<v Speaker 1>Jol said that yesterday in the car me, Sam and

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<v Speaker 1>Josh while we were driving there, we were all like,

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<v Speaker 1>h what how does Scott do this? This is insane?

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<v Speaker 1>I could never I.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot it is. But you know, I just

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<v Speaker 2>what do you do in the car?

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<v Speaker 1>Sleep? What? Sleep? How?

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<v Speaker 2>I just I'm half asleep when I'm driving.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems safe? No, I let's hook for driving cars.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I listened to the radio until four to twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>and at four to twenty I put on ten ten

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<v Speaker 2>Wins because that's when their twenty minute news cycle starts,

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<v Speaker 2>and I listened to that twenty minute news cycle. But

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<v Speaker 2>I also don't understand, because if you're from the New

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<v Speaker 2>York area, Ten ten Wins, their little slogan has always been,

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<v Speaker 2>you give us twenty two minutes, will give you the world.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's twenty minutes. I don't know why they say

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the two is the extra.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because it's twenty twenty twenty, that's an hour, So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not really sure where the twenty two ever came from.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know either. Go back to the roller rink

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. Okay, so do you know that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's Do you remember the video You wouldn't, but the

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<v Speaker 2>video game paper Boy. Yes, that's the first place I

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<v Speaker 2>ever played that video game because there used to be

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<v Speaker 2>a hardcore arcade there. You used to go to bowling

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<v Speaker 2>alleys and roller rinks for the arcade. That was the

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<v Speaker 2>watering hole, as they will say for kids. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>you know, even if you weren't skating or bowling. You

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<v Speaker 2>went there for the arcade because they had a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of games, Yeah, a lot. And that's and United States

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<v Speaker 2>was always where like the new games would be. So

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<v Speaker 2>I played paper Boy there and it was the coolest.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a line for it. There used to be

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<v Speaker 1>a line to play video games. Kids will never understand

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<v Speaker 1>that a pocket full of quarters and a line. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave and Busters has lines iated. Those games are garbage.

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<v Speaker 1>Those aren't video games from the eighties. Those are spind

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<v Speaker 1>the sink of the Fish and twenty points tickets. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>they have a whole bunch of them. They have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of them. Yeah they don't. Yeah, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like an art. I wouldn't consider Dave and Busters an arcade,

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<v Speaker 1>like a proper arcade. Kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>They just opened an eighty style arcade on Long Island.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they have barcade in Jersey City, and it's also

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<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn, and there's one in Manhattan that's so much fun.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a barcade by my house. I love that place.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all exactly what you're saying. But you could just

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<v Speaker 1>drink it's a bar and old arcade games.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I bet you pay the games with your

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<v Speaker 2>Apple with your Apple.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay, you get coins, really coins in do they have

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<v Speaker 1>the change machines and they do love that. Yeah, not

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<v Speaker 1>tokens quarters tokens uh tokens because they probably are probably

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<v Speaker 1>like a dollar, right, well, no, you do twenty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and then you can get like I'm six tokens. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm obsessed with four player pac Man. It's the best

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<v Speaker 1>pac Man verse. It is my favorite competitive game ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I crush at it, so whenever I go to Barcade,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the one I play. But it takes its two

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<v Speaker 1>tokens of person. I would like to see an all

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<v Speaker 1>an actual old school arcade like Frozen in Time. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that is just all eighties arcade games, the actual ones,

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<v Speaker 1>not replicas, not new versions like pac Man, Miss pac Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Super pac Man, Baby pac Man. Again. They have this

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<v Speaker 1>at barcade, but they're actual old games. Yes, but I

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<v Speaker 1>want them to cost a quarter. Yeah they do. They

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<v Speaker 1>cost one token, which is not a quarter. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>equivalent of a quarter.

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<v Speaker 2>You said it was not it is. It's a quarter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Why can you just see quarters because they don't

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<v Speaker 1>want the machines filled with quarters, but they're filled with tokens.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference they have to empty it anyway? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Scott. Maybe the tokens are reusable. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Your quarters are also reusable, Scott. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you want from me everything, Andrew, I want

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<v Speaker 1>it all. Well again, it's great. I love Barcade, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and they have They have a really good beer selection

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<v Speaker 1>and nachos. The nachas are pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but then the machines get all greasy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, you're not allowed to have any food or

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<v Speaker 1>drink by any of the It's not like a kid's arcade,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously because people are drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>But do they require you to wash your hands when

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<v Speaker 2>you're done eating greasy nachos?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean again, I think it's just you're old enough

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<v Speaker 1>to not be the slob who's like.

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<v Speaker 2>I also like pinball, old school pinball with you know,

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<v Speaker 2>not like newfangled machines like old.

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<v Speaker 1>Again Barcade, it has a whole selection. I love ski ball, skeball.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I'm doing that. Ski ball is

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorites. I love that it's get my own.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just burp and blow it in my face?

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<v Speaker 1>The disrespect is so real. I would get a ski

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<v Speaker 1>ball thing in my house. Yeah, if I had enough

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<v Speaker 1>money that would you open that became a million? And

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<v Speaker 1>would you open a little prize stand for the tickets

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<v Speaker 1>to claim the tickets? No? I just want to play

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<v Speaker 1>unlimited by myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but what are you playing for unless you get tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always said I want to open up a bowling

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<v Speaker 1>rink in Jersey City, like a bowling rink, a bowling

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<v Speaker 1>alley plane thing. What is the thing called the one

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<v Speaker 1>that's in Brooklyn? I don't know Brooklyn Bowl. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>was easy. Yeah, okay, well sometimes it takes a second.

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<v Speaker 2>He's angry. It's something I'm squirreling right now. But Josh

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<v Speaker 2>just came out and went he mouthed the F word.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he was looking for you. No, no, anyway, no,

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<v Speaker 2>the she just cleaned the window with dirty with a

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<v Speaker 2>dirty rag. Do you see it? Look? Look? Oh, and look.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be a jerk, but if you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to clean stuff, don't use dirty rags. You know

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<v Speaker 2>how many times I passed by this door? Look at

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, look at the door. You see all

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<v Speaker 2>THEO spots on the door. Yeah, it smells like dirty

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<v Speaker 2>rag when you walk by. You know that, You know that,

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<v Speaker 2>like mil dewey, Yeah, that dirty rag smell.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to take our first break. Oh, okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a thirty minute bowl chat.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be back right after this seven Mary three and.

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<v Speaker 1>We're bad seven Mary three.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean that was a minute ago. Nobody even

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<v Speaker 2>remembers they do you accidentally played the Chips theme? Okay

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<v Speaker 2>with the we'll be back right after this thing? What

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<v Speaker 2>else is going on? Are you taking your road trip

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<v Speaker 2>this year?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're not doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. It just didn't work with the

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<v Speaker 1>planning and the details. I think you and I should

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<v Speaker 1>just take like a private road trip. I don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>like I just made it. No, I mean like not

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<v Speaker 1>work related, Like you and I should just go drive

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<v Speaker 1>cross country. I think that'd be an interesting, interesting year.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Not for you or am I just not for you?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't mind driving, And honestly, like from Texas

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<v Speaker 1>all the way to California on that off the grid trip,

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<v Speaker 1>like I feel like it's a nice notch under my

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<v Speaker 1>belt that I've accomplished. Like I did that, you can

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<v Speaker 1>say you did it I've driven to Ohio multiple times.

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<v Speaker 1>I've driven to Kentucky. Like, you know, I can do

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<v Speaker 1>a road trip, but to drive cross country after a while,

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<v Speaker 1>the scenery is just oh, it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've done it before, then it's like, eh, I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen this before. Like when we drove to Florida south

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<v Speaker 2>of the border. Yeah, been there before. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 2>been a while, but I would love to drive from

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<v Speaker 2>here to like Santa Monica.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I went as far as Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>I drove to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend moved to Vegas. Done the res I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we.

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<v Speaker 2>Might have No, I flew home from Vegas because he moved. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he moved to fwo hours to get to La He

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<v Speaker 2>moved to Vegas and we drove in his car and

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<v Speaker 2>he left his car there and I flew home. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I was a teenager. I was probably nineteen. But

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<v Speaker 2>you know where we stopped to sleep overnight?

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<v Speaker 1>Where see the rapids?

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<v Speaker 2>We did. I went to see some old friends there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, Yep, happy for you. But I still want

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<v Speaker 1>to do the amtrak. I know that it's oh same,

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<v Speaker 1>see that I'd be interesting. Yeah, you got me on

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<v Speaker 1>an amtrak because I would do that. In two seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds fun. I want to be in the cart

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<v Speaker 1>that has the glass window.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They used to play those commercials where the Amtrak

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<v Speaker 2>would be going over some big gorge and on a

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<v Speaker 2>giant bridge, and I want to see the world on

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<v Speaker 2>an Amtrak train. I want not the war slogan the country.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, but I'd like to.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to that. You've you've got me in

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Like when Gandhi's dad came to went to

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<v Speaker 1>Gracie Awards. Yeah, train to LA and he did like

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<v Speaker 1>the whole train. I would love to do that. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have to drive. I could just relax, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>into that how I want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure that taking the train cross country is

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<v Speaker 2>way more than flying. It is so expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, they need to really fix this. This is honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>if I were ever president, this would be my cause.

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<v Speaker 1>I want cheaper train travel. Okay, it needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>a thing. We need high speed rail in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a disaster. They are falling behind on all

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<v Speaker 1>that transportations. Sane if we could go from here to

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<v Speaker 1>DC in under an hour, which you you could because

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<v Speaker 1>in Japan you can do that same distance in forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes or an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>I think of Japan that could teleport already, they're already there.

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<v Speaker 1>We are so like behind, and it's frustrating because it's

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<v Speaker 1>such like for the amount of cars that you could

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<v Speaker 1>have on the road, you could just have one train

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<v Speaker 1>that could carry like six hundred people could get you

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<v Speaker 1>there so much faster.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but unless you're just going to d C. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it's not very that's the problem. Well you stop

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<v Speaker 2>in Philly, no, but it's not very convenient. So once

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<v Speaker 2>you get to DC, then you probably need a car.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, again, that's why we should be connecting everything. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have some cities left out, Like realistically.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably not the rapids if you know they're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to get the Amtrak through there.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, it depends on what cities were stopping through. So realistically,

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<v Speaker 1>if you did like a cross country one, right, it

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<v Speaker 1>would stop in New York, probably start in Boston, New York,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Philly probably Philly, Phillies big city, and then west

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<v Speaker 1>then go west. Then you probably would you stop in Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you want to stop in.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Iago, Chicago, Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Where in Ohio would you want to stop to Cleveland

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<v Speaker 1>or would it be. I want to go to Ombus

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<v Speaker 1>probably Cleveland, that's the bigger but then from there where

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<v Speaker 1>else after Chicago Indianapolis? No, as we go west, what's

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<v Speaker 1>important west? What's another big city to the west? Des Moines,

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<v Speaker 1>Indianapolis said, I didn't hear you. Yeah, well then I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, yeah, it would be like and then maybe yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get La. Does it end in San Francisco all

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<v Speaker 1>the way to the water. They make these things. They

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<v Speaker 1>they already have a map that I got to check.

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<v Speaker 1>But it needs to be a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not a greyhound either. I'm have you ever been

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<v Speaker 2>on a bus? I mean like a greyhound bus? Like really, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>a long distance where we think and does it make

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<v Speaker 2>stops or he just goes forever? I believe I did

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<v Speaker 2>it to Boston. That must have to get gas at

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<v Speaker 2>some point.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's the thing. I don't know when busses get gas.

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<v Speaker 1>It freaks me out, Like what where when do you

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<v Speaker 1>get gas? Bus?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been. I just think it's so weird taking

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<v Speaker 2>a greyhound like cross country.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do that again. Train, Sit me down,

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<v Speaker 1>shut me up. This is the thing that they need

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<v Speaker 1>to make like a thing Okay, they need to make

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<v Speaker 1>it fun and hip and millennial focused. Okay, and they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, see, the thing is like you go to the

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<v Speaker 2>Port Authority bus terminal here in New York City and

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to be on a bus with most

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<v Speaker 2>of those people.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. I'm not really sure how viable

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<v Speaker 1>bus transportation would. I'm not saying bus, I'm saying trained.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, I feel you are at a huge You

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<v Speaker 1>have a huge underserved market of people that want to

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<v Speaker 1>travel in the United States, and there is no easy

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<v Speaker 1>way to travel. Our flights are more expensive, buses are inconvenient,

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<v Speaker 1>Trains are inconvenient and expensive and expensive. So what am

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<v Speaker 1>I doing? I'm renting a car. It's stupid, it's nonsensical,

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<v Speaker 1>like why are we doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>But yet they want to keep raising tolls and here

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<v Speaker 2>comes congestion pricing. Can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I will punch someone in the face over congestion.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna well, they're fighting it, but we're gonna get screwed,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you have no idea how we're gonna get charged,

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty dollars now a.

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<v Speaker 1>Day a day. I'm not driving in and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get here. Well, scary drives.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so he'll just pay.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he makes it, you know what, whoever makes the

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<v Speaker 1>most should just drive and pay. There, it is a breach. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't argue with that logic. Yes see, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I could take the train in every day, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just can't. It's not it's not convenient. Congestion doesn't happen

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, right. I think they want to start

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<v Speaker 1>at five am or six am or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, but it doesn't matter. It's just less before

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<v Speaker 2>five am. You still pay, but it's less. They need

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<v Speaker 2>to be stopped. And you know what, that's basically just

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<v Speaker 2>to pay the corrupt system that it's insane, unscrewed up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all the pensions and all the other thing about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes we have they want to stop. Eric Adams said

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't. He's the mayor.

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<v Speaker 1>Get fired. Yeah, so figure it out in your budgets.

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<v Speaker 1>And now it just seems like the budget's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>from congestion pricing. Stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's all supposed to go to the MTA to

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<v Speaker 2>fix the trains and stuff. But it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not because our trains are stupid. Yeah, it's annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I wish I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just drove a tractor in Iowa, and like you should

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<v Speaker 1>have just stayed in Iowa. I know, I wish I

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<v Speaker 1>just like pick the corn. Yeah, if you could live

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<v Speaker 1>in any other US city, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I really love to try Chicago. I see, I love Chicago.

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<v Speaker 2>I would think more small town USA. I think I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be in a big city anymore. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>if I could be in a small town, I would

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<v Speaker 2>love it. Like I want to be a farmer. I

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<v Speaker 2>would work on a farm, you know, bail hay with

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<v Speaker 2>the thing, bail hey, the combine. I want to drive

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<v Speaker 2>that big thing with the giant sprinklers in the field.

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<v Speaker 2>I want that, Okay, you know, yeah, I would do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wake up every morning. I get up early anyway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so go stick my hand up the hens butt to

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<v Speaker 2>pull the eggs out, and then go bail some hay,

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<v Speaker 2>pickcorn whatever, that big machine. It's so cool to John Dear.

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<v Speaker 2>I want that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always I know this is like very probably not

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<v Speaker 1>not not nonsensical, but it's it's an irrational fear. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I meant to say. I'm a farm equipment. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why I'm so afraid. Also, you know what

0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:16.639
<v Speaker 1>else I found out I'm afraid of. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>unnatural movements. What do you mean, like I am terrified

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<v Speaker 1>of like contortionists. I saw a video yesterday of like

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<v Speaker 1>a person contorting and walking, and when I tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>I was scared to death. I got the chills, like

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<v Speaker 1>full body chills from watching someone like walk on their

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<v Speaker 1>like like.

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<v Speaker 2>Double jointed people. I mean, there are people that could

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<v Speaker 2>turn their foot around and if.

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<v Speaker 1>They walk like ringish, Like did you ever see the ring?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't know, Well, just like if you could walk

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<v Speaker 1>on your hands. I hate it so much. It scares

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<v Speaker 1>me so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it possible that I have a hemorrhoid.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always possible. You could have a hemorrhoid. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Okay, something hurts in your butt? Yeah, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Just do you wipe too hard? No?

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<v Speaker 2>But the toilet paper here is really bro You pushed

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<v Speaker 2>too hard? No, I don't need to sounds like maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You push too hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not talk about this anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm just saying that's that's a problem with hamorrhoids.

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<v Speaker 1>You push.

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<v Speaker 2>This hour of podcast brought to you by Preparation H.

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<v Speaker 1>They sent it when I first started working for the show,

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<v Speaker 1>like the second week, I had to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>doctor and I think his name was doctor Wiener. Funny,

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<v Speaker 1>He's right, he's a proctologist. Mine's doctor butt shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's an E on the end, but I

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<v Speaker 1>still say, but that's amazing. Ye, I feel like he

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<v Speaker 1>was made for that. People definitely go into professions based

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<v Speaker 1>on their names. I think we talked about this. It

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<v Speaker 1>is for sure, absolutely, I would like that Hamburger girl.

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<v Speaker 1>We knew Hamburger. Yeah, her name was Hamburger. She worked

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<v Speaker 1>for McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>No joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, alway back to proctologists. I mentioned it on the

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<v Speaker 1>air Preparation H. I'm still going through that box really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can you bring me some Yeah, it's my parents. Well

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<v Speaker 1>that was a long time ago, though, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back right after this. And we're back because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a shortened episode, thirty minutes. We have to get

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<v Speaker 1>her two ad was that hole big enough that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Well that was a minute ago. You don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about hemorrhoids and Preparation H and buttholes because

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<v Speaker 1>we're old. Well, now I have a new job promotion,

0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:25.359
<v Speaker 1>isn't that exciting? Scott? Yeah, So are you technically a manager? Now? Yes,

0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:28.679
<v Speaker 1>I've never managed people in my life, but actually.

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<v Speaker 2>You've always managed us. That's the thing. You do realize that, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's just more subtle. It was more subtle

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<v Speaker 1>now it was a title, yeah, which is fine, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I'm podcasting still yeah, but you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>You've kind of taken a back seat to podcast. No.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't like the sign there still says call you

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<v Speaker 2>mister podcast. But I feel like it's not top of

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<v Speaker 2>mind for you anymore. It's just kind of like, when

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<v Speaker 2>I get to it, we'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. I have my other podcast that I'm working on, too,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's still top line.

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<v Speaker 2>You have lots of podcasts them. Wow, how do you

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<v Speaker 2>How do you manage your time during the day? I

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<v Speaker 2>like your big your big schedule, guy, I guess right,

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<v Speaker 2>everything's in your phone, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't It isn't like I I did this in school too.

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<v Speaker 1>I never they would always give us a planner in

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of the year and be like plan out everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't what was that What was violent? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>burp again and blow it at me? I didn't, come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I never wrote down my assignments. Oh that was the

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<v Speaker 1>meat sauce that I ate. Sorry, I was wondering where

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<v Speaker 1>that meat taste came from. You're disgusting. I made meat

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<v Speaker 1>sauce last night. It was really good. That's great. Yeah,

0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:40.439
<v Speaker 1>so scratch, that's awesome. I'm not the sauce part. That

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<v Speaker 1>was a jar of raos, but I mean I I

0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:46.399
<v Speaker 1>sautayde the meat and it's simmered, put spices. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even follow this tacos tonight, just did it myself.

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<v Speaker 1>So it is Taco Tuesday, So god.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not. It is wacky Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the time of recording is Taco Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>But you had tacos this morning. People have to understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>I could eat tacos literally all the time. We like,

0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:04.000
<v Speaker 1>people don't get it, like we eat lunch and dinner

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<v Speaker 1>food for breakfast on a daily basis. I swore off

0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:08.720
<v Speaker 1>it for the longest time because I'm like, but then

0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:10.359
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden it was like, eh, well if

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<v Speaker 1>it's here right, People always like, how do you eat chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>Palm? At seven thirty in the morning. But what's the

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<v Speaker 2>difference with time? It is you can eat eggs at

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<v Speaker 2>seven thirty at night. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had a really big phobia curreal one time

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<v Speaker 1>I ate pizza when I was a kid, Yeah, in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning for breakfast, and up until I started working here,

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<v Speaker 1>I refused because I got sick. And obviously with me

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<v Speaker 1>and throw up, I can remember every single time I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever thrown up. I don't believe that, Oh trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>If I call my mom right now and say, hey, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>could I probably remember every time that I threw up,

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<v Speaker 1>she'd be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yep, how many times in your life have you vomited?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you count on two hands?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Really? Oh yeah I used to.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the summer. There was one summer where I

0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:52.760
<v Speaker 1>got sun poisoning really bad, and it was like quite frequent.

0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:53.959
<v Speaker 2>The sun will do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I remember pretty much every time, And in

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<v Speaker 1>school especially, I would remember when other people would get sick,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I would be terrified of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, do other people getting sick make you sick?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make me sick. I just get like an

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<v Speaker 1>intense sense of dread before it happens.

0:23:09.359 --> 0:23:11.920
<v Speaker 2>See that happened to Cooper the other night. Girl sick No,

0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:14.600
<v Speaker 2>a girl that she was hanging out with, threw up

0:23:15.160 --> 0:23:17.880
<v Speaker 2>and she was like, oh no, here it comes, and

0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:21.520
<v Speaker 2>and so she has that reaction. Also really yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I don't the smell. Watching somebody throw up to

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<v Speaker 2>me is funny, but when I smell it, it's over,

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<v Speaker 2>like okay. So the episode of Family Guy when they

0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:39.440
<v Speaker 2>all throw, when they just all throw, like I laugh hysterically.

0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:41.920
<v Speaker 2>I like, I mean, cartoon vomit is very funny to me.

0:23:42.280 --> 0:23:46.439
<v Speaker 2>Watching regular live people vomit on a video is funny

0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:48.280
<v Speaker 2>to me. I don't want to see chunks and stuff,

0:23:48.320 --> 0:23:51.920
<v Speaker 2>but watching someone throw up chunks so much I hate.

0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:54.280
<v Speaker 2>But then you know, actually being in the room and

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<v Speaker 2>smelling it, No, then I have a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the anxiety for me. I get so much anxiety,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's really not good for me. I just get

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<v Speaker 1>so terrified. And I don't know why I get terrified

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.359
<v Speaker 1>for you. But if you're like, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>just sense it like I have a I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a spidy sense. I have a puke sense, the anticipation

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<v Speaker 1>of it, because it's so scary to me.

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<v Speaker 2>There are times where you know that it's gonna make

0:24:15.680 --> 0:24:18.680
<v Speaker 2>you feel better, but the process getting there is so painful,

0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:21.080
<v Speaker 2>your stomach tight, it hurts so bad.

0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm so afraid of it. I'm so afraid of other

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<v Speaker 1>people getting sick. I hate watching people like get clammy.

0:24:27.080 --> 0:24:29.919
<v Speaker 1>And I only actually, oh my god, it scares me

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<v Speaker 1>so much. I only actually remember like two times in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. I mean I vomited dozens of times, dozens,

0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:38.040
<v Speaker 1>but I only actually, you know, vividly remember twice. One

0:24:38.040 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 1>of them I told you was from Bobby Rabino's when

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<v Speaker 1>you know I was a teenager, the rib place. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean there was an inch of vomit covering the entire floor.

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<v Speaker 1>It was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god it was tied. Yeah, please God, bless my

0:24:52.200 --> 0:24:55.159
<v Speaker 2>mom for come. But and then the other time was

0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:56.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, when I had a stomach thing and I

0:24:56.680 --> 0:24:58.760
<v Speaker 2>was on the toilet doing both at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>That was terrible move. Vomiting in a garbage can is

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<v Speaker 1>not fun. Anyway, How do we get down this road? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about that one, folks who are listening, I

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<v Speaker 1>really but if you share vomit phobia, just I have one,

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<v Speaker 1>so don't feel alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know my thing with poop is not human no, no,

0:25:19.080 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 2>no dog poop because if you have a dog, obviously

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<v Speaker 2>you have to pick up their poop.

0:25:23.040 --> 0:25:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Right, We don't use a pooper scooper. We do the

0:25:24.760 --> 0:25:28.080
<v Speaker 1>bag thing and so you know, you put I put

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<v Speaker 1>my hand in the bag, pick it up.

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<v Speaker 2>And so last.

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<v Speaker 1>Week the way the way that I do it is

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<v Speaker 1>we get the you know, the role of poop bags.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that. So I put my hand in, I

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:41.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, take it off my hand inside out.

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<v Speaker 1>This is disgusting. And I usually I twirl it twice

0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:45.200
<v Speaker 1>so I can tie it, and then I tie it.

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<v Speaker 1>Knot this particular role of bags was not sealed on

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom all over me my sneakers shorts. I think

0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:56.600
<v Speaker 1>they were actually these shorts. I can't, I can't.

0:25:56.640 --> 0:25:59.720
<v Speaker 2>I can't actually think they were these shorts, but brown

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 2>marks you see. And I also I cannot, like if

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<v Speaker 2>we're watching another dog, it's so weird if we're watching

0:26:04.400 --> 0:26:07.040
<v Speaker 2>another dog or something like that. I cannot pick up

0:26:07.080 --> 0:26:08.159
<v Speaker 2>another dog's poop.

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<v Speaker 1>I really have no problems with dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I can only pick up my dog's poop. If

0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:14.439
<v Speaker 2>if there's another dogs poop, and then there's like, hey,

0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 2>can you get that for me, I can't I pick it,

0:26:17.359 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 2>I will vomit. Yeah, it makes me a little that's

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 2>another dog's poop, makes me gag.

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<v Speaker 1>So strange, which I don't have a big dog too,

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:25.040
<v Speaker 1>so that's like yeah.

0:26:25.080 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, just like with my kid, I don't

0:26:26.760 --> 0:26:30.480
<v Speaker 2>think I can clean up another kid's diaper, you know when.

0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 1>At the end of the day, kid's kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's technically mine, you know what I mean,

0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't want to touch someone else's bull you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I'm gonna have grandkids one day

0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:43.639
<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna have to change diapers. But they're technically mine.

0:26:43.640 --> 0:26:46.399
<v Speaker 2>They're part of you, right, So it's okay, Yeah, you know,

0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:49.920
<v Speaker 2>that's okay. But if we're watching someone's kid, just yeah,

0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 2>like the vomit kid thing that happened the other day

0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:54.760
<v Speaker 2>with Cooper. Yeah, so they were at a friend's house

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:56.960
<v Speaker 2>and it wasn't either one. It wasn't our house, and

0:26:57.000 --> 0:26:59.560
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't the kid's vomited house. So the person who

0:26:59.600 --> 0:27:01.639
<v Speaker 2>lived there how to clean up the vomit that was

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 2>all over the floor. I don't know that I could

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:07.439
<v Speaker 2>do that. I have on multiple occasions had to do that.

0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:10.679
<v Speaker 1>Someone else's. Yeah, so when I I would throw up

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 1>from it. When Nick, your friend, our friend, Nick came

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:21.120
<v Speaker 1>to college to visit me my freshman year, we went

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<v Speaker 1>to Chili's.

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:24.720
<v Speaker 2>I love Chili's, but they changed the No, I don't

0:27:24.720 --> 0:27:25.920
<v Speaker 2>love him anymore. They pissed me off.

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:27.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh do they solve the skill caso?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But they took the tacos off the

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:30.959
<v Speaker 2>menu and they won't make them for you. They used

0:27:31.000 --> 0:27:33.439
<v Speaker 2>to make them for me here. They won't do it anymore.

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Even though they have the tortillas to say, have the chicken,

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 2>they have the lettuce, they have the tomato, they have

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:40.400
<v Speaker 2>the cheese, they have the sour cream, but they won't

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:41.200
<v Speaker 2>put them together for me.

0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:43.600
<v Speaker 1>When a fa heeta is so bad? Okay, Anyway, when

0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Nick came to visit his freshman year, obviously everyone had

0:27:48.640 --> 0:27:52.040
<v Speaker 1>been drinking because it's freshman year in college eighteen nineteen, yeah,

0:27:52.040 --> 0:27:57.880
<v Speaker 1>eighteen okay, and Nick drank a lot and he stopped

0:27:57.880 --> 0:28:01.880
<v Speaker 1>talking at one point, and then my friend was was like, oh,

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:04.120
<v Speaker 1>he should go to the bathroom, and I was like, oh, yeah,

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll take him. He's my friend, I'll take him to

0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:08.680
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. We're standing in the hallway and he is

0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 1>holding a cup and he just like gets sick into

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:15.760
<v Speaker 1>the cup and it just like and then he starts

0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:18.159
<v Speaker 1>running down the hallway with all of it. My friends

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:21.679
<v Speaker 1>to this day say that I like blacked out and

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:24.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember it, but I cleaned up the

0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:28.880
<v Speaker 1>entire hallway everything, and I have zero recollection of it,

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 1>but I did it.

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's where your fear came from.

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:34.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I've had this way before then, kid, Oh my god,

0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:36.159
<v Speaker 1>I used to like they used to. They made an

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:38.400
<v Speaker 1>exception for me in second grade where I was allowed

0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:40.320
<v Speaker 1>to chew mints because it helped with my anxiety over

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:41.560
<v Speaker 1>kids potentially throwing up.

0:28:42.160 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, huh, I was bad. Wait, so even just sitting

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 2>in the classroom in a regular day of school, you

0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 2>would just say, oh my god, he's gonna vomit.

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I still think that I'm petrified of it, Like

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:52.280
<v Speaker 1>I should go see get like hypnotherapy before.

0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:53.959
<v Speaker 2>What would happened? So if I was here right now

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:57.880
<v Speaker 2>and I was just, oh my god, threw up on

0:28:57.920 --> 0:29:00.000
<v Speaker 2>the table, what would happen? You like that? That was

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 2>good to do that as a kid, and I would

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 2>stay home from school take it.

0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:06.640
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I can't rationalize it, and I'm not going to

0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:11.160
<v Speaker 1>try to. It's just I don't like the anti Like again,

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 1>the worst part for me would be sitting down no,

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 1>because I know you're not. It's it's more of like good,

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 1>It's more than general like.

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 2>I probably could if I want a kid.

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Being like I don't feel good, and then just me

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:25.120
<v Speaker 1>then being like here it comes, oh god, oh god,

0:29:25.160 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 1>oh god, and then just the sweats like I and

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm bad too. We're all just staring and be like,

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:33.120
<v Speaker 1>when is it happening? When's it gonna happen? I'm so scared.

0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Well, we've all faked being sick when we were in

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.920
<v Speaker 2>school to get out of school. I fake vomited and

0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I told you I'm.

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Going to clean on this one. It was fourth grade

0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 1>and I too, after Andrew in my class got sick

0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:46.680
<v Speaker 1>off a hot dog the first Friday of the school year. Yeah,

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>I took off that Monday because I was so scared.

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 2>That's great.

0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 1>I pretended to have a fever. Yeah I didn't have

0:29:51.320 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>a fever. I'm so sorry, mom.

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I did the fake vomit. I've done the fever.

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<v Speaker 1>I never did the fake vomit. I just said I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't feel good.

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<v Speaker 2>I put the thermometer on the light bulb. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 2>got a little too hot. My mom was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>one and twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was like when they stick people's temperatures for

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<v Speaker 1>COVID to enter a restaurant. Yeah, all right, your tempesture

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<v Speaker 1>is ninety one. This sounds good. I should be dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Those stupid things do not work. Yeah, they first only

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<v Speaker 2>hold them like ten feet from your head. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>those are the stupids. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we're at thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you all so much for listening. We appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry for the shortened bowl chat. We're gonna try better

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<v Speaker 1>for next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. That's disgusting, but you're too good at that.

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<v Speaker 2>But if the door was closed and you poured water

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<v Speaker 2>into the toilet, it would sound like you threw up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, yeah, it's at home. That's how you

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<v Speaker 2>fake vomit.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just gonna do that. Oh, they're probably hating this episode. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you all so much for listening. Until next week.

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<v Speaker 1>do you don't we have over eleven thousand play hours.

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<v Speaker 1>People watched eleven thousand hours of Serial Killers on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm want to go watch all insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I only watched maybe ten episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we keep getting a subscriber a day, which is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of nuts because I feel like we're picking up

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<v Speaker 1>some steam on that. It used to be like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we'd get a subscriber every couple of days, but now

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting pretty much one a day, which is sac

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<v Speaker 1>Like by the end of the year, we can maybe

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<v Speaker 1>make it all cross that would be great. Then won't

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<v Speaker 1>be able to enter the YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>So what does that mean? They'll just put ads on

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll make money off of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, will be official YouTube partners. Can you click a

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<v Speaker 1>skip ad? They could, but I don't know if that counts.

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<v Speaker 2>When people kick. When people click skip ad, does the

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<v Speaker 2>person still make money?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so because they placed it there. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's kind of like speaker inventory where they

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<v Speaker 1>just do it. Okay, Well, anyway, thank you all for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>reviews of the serials that we eat on Mondays.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Newman, just fix the website.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and this Friday we have a.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we don't. Oh well another Friday or two.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have a bonus, a couple bonus episodes coming

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<v Speaker 1>up coming up. So.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, by the way, in case you're listening on your

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<v Speaker 2>podcast app, we also are on YouTube. If you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that, you can watch this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. People like watching it on YouTube because they like

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<v Speaker 1>seeing our expressions.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, anyway, thank you for listening. We will see you

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<v Speaker 2>on Monday with an all new Serial Killers where we

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<v Speaker 2>will eat cereal who. Until then, have a great day

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<v Speaker 2>and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Say clink, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Clink, great.

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<v Speaker 2>I think one spoon's better.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too noisy.

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<v Speaker 2>We should send these spoons to people, because I will.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we gonna do with them? A great spoon

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<v Speaker 2>giveaway coming Zoon