Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly shoe. Let's have some fun.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's an asked doctor Jesse day. It's Thursday.
Speaker 1: I know it's not Friday, but it's Double'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a second. Biden gave a big speech today.
Speaker 1: It's all corporations fault and Republicans fault. And you know
Speaker 1: he's gonna spend a bunch of money and that's gonna
Speaker 1: lower inflation. So that's so we have not to unpack.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think he was being honest. We
Speaker 1: do have a card carrying communist out there who appears
Speaker 1: to agree with me about something. We'll get to that
Speaker 1: here in about ten minutes from now. And we have
Speaker 1: all kinds of ask Doctor Jesse questions on this glorious
Speaker 1: glorious asked Doctor Jesse Thursday verse. Normally it's Friday, but tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Sometimes a man has to step up and do what's right. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: if you consider yourself to be a warrior, you have
Speaker 1: to pick up your weapon and go fight for your country.
Speaker 1: And that's what I'll be doing tomorrow. My sons and
Speaker 1: I will wake up in the morning. Don't rub your face, Chris.
Speaker 1: We're gonna gather up our weapons, arm ourselves with as
Speaker 1: much AMMO as we can carry. We're gonna go hunt
Speaker 1: doves tomorrow in defense of this nation. We will not
Speaker 1: be overrun with doves while Jesse Kelly and his sons
Speaker 1: are still out there. So no, you're gonna not gonna
Speaker 1: have my voice tomorrow. But I'll be back on Monday.
Speaker 1: But before I get to anything and ask doctor Jesse
Speaker 1: questions or Joe Biden or anything, something just came up. No,
Speaker 1: I no, I didn't just have a meeting with Kamala.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Something just came up right
Speaker 1: before the show. It's an article in the Washington Post.
Speaker 1: And I'm about to violate one of my rules for life.
Speaker 1: It is a rule I have for my home. My
Speaker 1: kids know it, I have it for myself. I never
Speaker 1: ever ever use the word try to never use the
Speaker 1: word unfair, fair, unfair, fair, because life's unfair, you know,
Speaker 1: adapt overcome, get by it. But I just saw this
Speaker 1: right right before the show came on, and I thought, Man,
Speaker 1: how criminally unfair is this? And this is what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. This is what I'm talking about. It's a
Speaker 1: Washington Post article, and the quote from the article from
Speaker 1: the parents, and the article was this quote, We've been
Speaker 1: pushed into a situation that is terrifying, and that's the
Speaker 1: end quote. And then they go on and it says
Speaker 1: parenting a child under twelve can be maddening and scary
Speaker 1: during normal times, but the delta variant has taken things
Speaker 1: to a new level for many families. And I can't
Speaker 1: show it to you now. You know what, We'll put
Speaker 1: it on the show Twitter. I can't show it to
Speaker 1: you now. But the picture of this family that's saying
Speaker 1: things like this, they're loading their sons, healthy looking boys
Speaker 1: look to be five, six, seven years old, and this
Speaker 1: one looks to be two or three. They're loading their
Speaker 1: boys into a big red wagon. Within the big high
Speaker 1: walls of this big red wagon. These boys are wearing helmets.
Speaker 1: They're sitting together. Now they live together, but they're sitting
Speaker 1: together outside in their big red wagon, and they're wearing masks.
Speaker 1: And of course mom and dad are about to go
Speaker 1: pedal around while the boys sit there like bumps on
Speaker 1: a log as if their legs don't work. And the
Speaker 1: reason I bring this up, and I bring up the
Speaker 1: word unfair, is this. How unfair is it to those
Speaker 1: kids those are innocent kids, my sons, my boys. Tomorrow morning,
Speaker 1: in all seriousness, all protecting America aside. Tomorrow morning, we're
Speaker 1: gonna wake up and we're gonna eat eggs and bacon together,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sip coffee, and they're gonna tell me
Speaker 1: about stupid video games or a joke they said with
Speaker 1: their buddy, and we're gonna laugh and we're gonna have fun.
Speaker 1: And then we're gonna get in a car and we're
Speaker 1: gonna drive down and stand by a field where we're
Speaker 1: gonna learn weapons safety once again, and then we're going
Speaker 1: to shoot doves out of the sky. When that's done,
Speaker 1: my boys are gonna gather around the doves and tear
Speaker 1: the feathers off of them and rip their heads off.
Speaker 1: And then we're gonna go sit down and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a beer while my boys and I eat doves,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be a wonderful day. And that's
Speaker 1: how a boy's childhood should be. Instead, I'm staring at
Speaker 1: a picture of these poor kids who are unfortunately raised
Speaker 1: by scared weak sheep, and they're sitting in their red
Speaker 1: wagon with their helmets and masks on outside, and what
Speaker 1: chance do these kids have to be happy and healthy
Speaker 1: and well rounded? And how unfair is that? How unfair
Speaker 1: is that that by kids and your kids get a
Speaker 1: normal life with fun and values and good things. And
Speaker 1: there are kids out there raised by these psychopathic commie parents,
Speaker 1: and these kids have no chance to be happy, healthy,
Speaker 1: content adults. This kid'll be on anxiety medication by the
Speaker 1: time he's twelve, probably pick his own gender. By the
Speaker 1: time he's fifteen. He'll undoubtedly go off to college. He'll
Speaker 1: take on about two hundred thousand dollars in student loan debt.
Speaker 1: He'll move on and probably be a journalist, makes seventy
Speaker 1: grand a year, payoff his student loans in his big
Speaker 1: city apartment, one room, of course, for the rest of
Speaker 1: his life, before he buries some woman when he's fifty
Speaker 1: five and tries to have a kid with that woman,
Speaker 1: repeats the cycle over and over and over again. I
Speaker 1: know I'm not supposed to use the words fair or unfair,
Speaker 1: because that's it's a break of my own rules. Like
Speaker 1: I said, it's not even allowed in my house. I
Speaker 1: saw this picture of those kids, and I'll tell you, man,
Speaker 1: my heart went out for him. It did that sucks,
Speaker 1: that legitimately sucks. And how many kids are there out
Speaker 1: there like that? Right now? You know some? I'm sure
Speaker 1: you do. By the way, you can call him in
Speaker 1: if you know some eight seven seven three seven seven
Speaker 1: four three seven three, or with your ask doctor Jesse
Speaker 1: questions that that's fine eight seven seven three seven seven
Speaker 1: four three seven three. I don't want names. You undt
Speaker 1: Maybe it's your brother, maybe it's the neighbor across the street.
Speaker 1: You're living your life normal with your kids, trying to
Speaker 1: raise normal, happy, healthy adults, and there are people out
Speaker 1: there not only consumed with their own mental illness, they're
Speaker 1: obsessed with making sure their kids shares the same one.
Speaker 1: How sick is that? How sick is that? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I have a couple of flaws.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of things about me that I
Speaker 1: wish weren't so right. Because of how much I love
Speaker 1: my sons, I desperately don't want them to get any
Speaker 1: of those. But there's something about this disgusting communist mindset.
Speaker 1: They look at their kids and they're obsessed with making
Speaker 1: sure their kids get all their mental health deficiencies. What
Speaker 1: is that sickness? What is wrong with people. I don't
Speaker 1: understand it. I really don't. I don't understand it. And
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm talking about. This has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with what I was gonna talk about
Speaker 1: on the show. But I saw it right before the show.
Speaker 1: And it's probably because I'm going hunting tomorrow morning. That's honestly,
Speaker 1: it's probably what it is. It's probably because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: taking my boys hunting, and I know we're gonna have fun,
Speaker 1: and I love my little buddies and we're gonna laugh
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be awesome. And then I saw this
Speaker 1: picture and I thought, man, I wish I could take
Speaker 1: those kids hunting with us. I do, I do. I
Speaker 1: wish I could take little Aidan and Braden in that picture,
Speaker 1: you know that's their names, and tell them take that
Speaker 1: stupid mask off your face and get your helmet off.
Speaker 1: Let's go. We're gonna go sit down, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: learn weapon safety. Make sure you always respect a weapon,
Speaker 1: learn how to clean a weapon, learn how to aim
Speaker 1: but the right way. And then we're gonna kill some animals,
Speaker 1: just little doves, don't wear the little flying rats. And
Speaker 1: then we're gonna eat them later on, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: get sweaty and dirty, and you might even you might
Speaker 1: even get a germ. I swear you might touch a germ.
Speaker 1: There's even a chance, get this. You might get a
Speaker 1: little sick. HI know, I know it's a scary world
Speaker 1: out there. You might catch a cold on my life.
Speaker 1: And guess what, you'll be a better man for it.
Speaker 1: You'll be a better man for it. So let us
Speaker 1: hope right now this is the last time I will
Speaker 1: ever use the word fair or unfair. I despise that word.
Speaker 1: I will try to never use it again in my life.
Speaker 1: I'll try to never use it again on the show.
Speaker 1: But I looked at those kids and I thought, man,
Speaker 1: that sucks. That legitimately sucks. All Right, we have some
Speaker 1: audio from Biden today only forgot someone else's name. That's
Speaker 1: so embarrassing, and he was trashing corporations. And I have
Speaker 1: a bunch of asked Doctor Jesse questions, and I'll let
Speaker 1: you for this first hour and first hour only call
Speaker 1: in with your asked Doctor Jesse questions eight seven seven
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three. But first, husband
Speaker 1: and wife driving home from dinner one night, get stopped
Speaker 1: at a light. Surrounded by an angry mob. They force
Speaker 1: open the driver's side door, get their hands on the husband,
Speaker 1: start dragging him from the car. By the grace of God,
Speaker 1: he reaches for his he wrote twenty twenty. Non lethal
Speaker 1: weapon shoots his attacker twice in the chest with it,
Speaker 1: unleashes this brutally powerful chemical pepper. Irritant. Attacker backs off.
Speaker 1: Husband and wife to this day alive and well, go
Speaker 1: get yours, he wrote twenty twenty dot com. He wrote
Speaker 1: twenty twenty dot com. If you used to code Jesse,
Speaker 1: that gets you a special discount. So make sure you
Speaker 1: used to code Jesse and always remember state law restrictions
Speaker 1: may apply. Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does
Speaker 1: he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show the rain
Speaker 1: was unstable. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday,
Speaker 1: but but kind of a Friday because it's an asked
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse day today. All right, let's let's go our President.
Speaker 1: I still can't look. I know we've had a million
Speaker 1: pieces of audio like this, they will have a million more,
Speaker 1: but I can't. I can't wrap my mind around this
Speaker 1: because I think, you know how things you just get
Speaker 1: used to things you get conditioned to things that the
Speaker 1: way life is. I can't. I can't get to the
Speaker 1: place of acceptance that this human being is the President
Speaker 1: of the United States of America. Thank you, Boris, And
Speaker 1: I want to thank you that fellow down under, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Bow appreciate this Prime minister, that's Biden
Speaker 1: forgetting the name of Australia's PM. Man, surely we can
Speaker 1: do better, right, I mean, surely we can do better.
Speaker 1: And look, just to rehash what I was saying before
Speaker 1: I get to the rest of this Biden audio, because
Speaker 1: someone actually has a good phone call. It looks like
Speaker 1: on this I can't I can't believe the two different
Speaker 1: americas we occupy. I can't believe it. Tomorrow, I'm getting
Speaker 1: up and going hunting with my sons to get dirty
Speaker 1: and shoot guns and laugh and have fun. And I'm
Speaker 1: looking at a picture of this family from the Washington Post.
Speaker 1: They're kids in the high walled red trailer with a
Speaker 1: seatbelt on and a helmet and masks outside. What what
Speaker 1: does the future look like for those kids? Man? What
Speaker 1: is wrong with people? I don't look, you know, what
Speaker 1: looks like today? Has something good on this today? In
Speaker 1: Kansas what happened with your nephew? Hi? Okay, so my
Speaker 1: mother who is seventy three years old and my stepfather
Speaker 1: who is eighty four years old, is raising my nephew
Speaker 1: as their child. Anyway, when the pandemic started, they shut
Speaker 1: off all contact. Like this boy's name it we'll call
Speaker 1: him Adam. Anyway, Adam could not go outside, cannot be
Speaker 1: with friends. They didn't go to the grocery store. They
Speaker 1: had neighbors bringing them groceries and then my mother would
Speaker 1: wipe them down, would disinfect them before they could come in. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it was it was a long process. I did not
Speaker 1: realize because I live in Kansas, they live in Oklahoma,
Speaker 1: how detrimental it was being to him. I went down
Speaker 1: in July, and this would have been a last year,
Speaker 1: not this year. Went them in July, and this little boy,
Speaker 1: he diased eleven at the time, had no color, His
Speaker 1: hair was all grown, he had no color. Basically his
Speaker 1: only communication lists I need that he was through a
Speaker 1: video game. Um, he was just living in the Jann area.
Speaker 1: I mean video game. Because they were elderly, and because
Speaker 1: he was a child and he could bring them the
Speaker 1: virus ended up having to have him removed from the hall.
Speaker 1: God have mercy. Yeah, that's a tough call. No, and
Speaker 1: thank you for the phone call. That's a tough call.
Speaker 1: But God have mercy. Man, Oh gosh, kids are living
Speaker 1: like that. You're messing these kids up for life, for life.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's get to what Biden said here before
Speaker 1: I get to your asked doctor Jesse questions, Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: you got up today and gave a speech, and I'll
Speaker 1: be frank with you. I have mixed emotions about the speech.
Speaker 1: Since the pandemic began, billionaires have seen their wealth go
Speaker 1: up by one point eight trillion dollars. That is, everyone
Speaker 1: knows a billionaire before the pandemic began. The total accumulated
Speaker 1: wealth beyond the billions already had has gone up by
Speaker 1: one point eight trillion dollars. Simply not fair. And it's
Speaker 1: how is it possible that fifty five of the largest
Speaker 1: corporations in this country paid zero dollars in federal income taxes?
Speaker 1: They made over forty billion in the year twenty twenty
Speaker 1: and they paid zero. Think about that. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: about it, Joe. I think about the fact that businesses.
Speaker 1: Let's let's have a little let's have a brief little
Speaker 1: lesson on businesses here for just a moment. I know
Speaker 1: you know this, but it's important that you tell your
Speaker 1: family and friends. If you were to have let's say
Speaker 1: you got a small town, right, small town. It's just
Speaker 1: it's a five percent town. There's no restaurants in it.
Speaker 1: But you decide you're gonna start a restaurant, and you
Speaker 1: decide you're gonna name it's something like Jesse Kelly's World
Speaker 1: Famous Cheeseburgers or something along those lines, something high end.
Speaker 1: You build your restaurant, you start selling my world famous burgers, which,
Speaker 1: of course quit what Chris. Of course you'd make a fortune.
Speaker 1: And let's say the town decides they're gonna put some
Speaker 1: extra taxes on you. Okay, not the end of the world.
Speaker 1: You're the only restaurant in town. You just raise prices
Speaker 1: a little on my world famous burgers and you'd be fine. Well,
Speaker 1: what if what if they decide they're gonna put regulations
Speaker 1: on you? What what what are you gonna do? Then
Speaker 1: I'll just raise the prices again to pay for all
Speaker 1: the new plexiglass I have to put into your word
Speaker 1: about coronavirus. Nobody deal to me. Customers are still coming in.
Speaker 1: But what is the one thing that will affect the
Speaker 1: bottom line of that restaurant very much? So another restaurant.
Speaker 1: Big businesses love taxation, they love coronavirus, they love the regulation.
Speaker 1: Why because they just raise prices or shift some money around.
Speaker 1: And they know small businesses will be slaughtered during these
Speaker 1: regulations and lockdowns and taxation. The big business wants the
Speaker 1: small business to die, and he'll happily pay more taxes
Speaker 1: to make sure that happens. Yes, all the rich got
Speaker 1: Richard during the pandemic because of your stupid lockdowns. Don't
Speaker 1: you remember in the very beginning, Oh close your mom
Speaker 1: and pop shop? Oh my goodness, you tried to open
Speaker 1: that diner and sell pancakes? Do you want grandma to die? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Everybody welcome to lows. Of course, we did it. We
Speaker 1: did all this on purpose. I feel like I'm extra
Speaker 1: hyped up tonight. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to some questions. Oh, great, showgun, you've
Speaker 1: said you would never run for office again. But of
Speaker 1: Heavy D one and asked you to be his director
Speaker 1: of anti communist operations. Would you accept? I freaking hope.
Speaker 1: So if you didn't accept what would be your first
Speaker 1: five action items, says Simplify says, I can say his name.
Speaker 1: His name is Phil. I wish I would not accept.
Speaker 1: I have a blast doing this show, as you can
Speaker 1: probably tell. So honestly, I wish I could sit here
Speaker 1: and tell you no, I wouldn't do it. I would
Speaker 1: stay here. I just keep doing the show. I'm never leaving.
Speaker 1: I wish I could say that to you, and that's
Speaker 1: probably what I should do. But I feel like I
Speaker 1: have I feel like I have this obligation to the country.
Speaker 1: Still I can't shake it, can't. I love this place.
Speaker 1: As for what I do once I became director of
Speaker 1: Anti Communist Operations, hang on, I'll tell you it is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. And yes, I know I'm only
Speaker 1: allowing asked doctor Jesse questions and such for the phones
Speaker 1: in the first hour, so you better get him in now.
Speaker 1: I'll get to your phones. Goes in a second eight
Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. The
Speaker 1: first question I got to was if heavy d gets
Speaker 1: elected and he asked me to become director of anti
Speaker 1: Communist operations, what I accept? The answer is yes, I
Speaker 1: probably would. I wish I wouldn't. I love what I do.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to stop doing it. I'm the
Speaker 1: luckiest guy in the world. I've had a thousand crappy jobs.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I get to sit and talk to
Speaker 1: you behind a microphone and I get paid to do
Speaker 1: it now. But I would feel obli gated to do so.
Speaker 1: As for what I would do, you'd be horrified by
Speaker 1: all of it. You'd be absolutely horrified by all of it.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know one of the first practical
Speaker 1: things you should do if you wanted to save this country?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Take the top fifty universities in America,
Speaker 1: maybe top hundred, and I mean top ones, all of them, Harvard, Stanford, Yale.
Speaker 1: I would fire every single employee. I would then publicly,
Speaker 1: this is on television. I would demo every single building
Speaker 1: on the campuses to the ground. I would salt the
Speaker 1: earth behind them, and then I would build on each
Speaker 1: of those campuses a museum to communism, a communism museum.
Speaker 1: I've been into communism museum once. It was in Prague.
Speaker 1: You see, the Czech Republic. They got really really shafted
Speaker 1: by the whole communism thing. They decided they didn't like
Speaker 1: it very much, and they built a communism museum to
Speaker 1: all the horrible things communists did. I'd build one of
Speaker 1: those on the campus, each and everyone. And I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that just out of spite. I'm saying there is
Speaker 1: nothing that is devastating the future this country more than
Speaker 1: the fact our top universities are producing card carrying communists.
Speaker 1: Why does that matter so much? Because these universities they
Speaker 1: do produce the people who lead society. Your senators, they
Speaker 1: all went to these schools. Your presidents all went to
Speaker 1: these schools. The next fortune five hundred CEO. How do
Speaker 1: you think we lost corporate America. We're filtering them all
Speaker 1: through these disgusting universities and their thought of as being elite. Ah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, for the low low price of two or
Speaker 1: three hundred thousand dollars a year, you can get educated
Speaker 1: at Harvard and find out how much you hate yourself,
Speaker 1: hate your country, and hate your parents. How's that sound.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I would raise them all to the ground.
Speaker 1: I would That would be step number one. And you
Speaker 1: know what, I probably should stop there, because I would
Speaker 1: like to show to stay on the air just a
Speaker 1: little bit longer gets Lets get to a couple more,
Speaker 1: all right, Matthew at Ohio, go hey, So, I was
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast yesterday and I heard the story
Speaker 1: about keep telling your kids that there's no Santa right.
Speaker 1: And when I was a kid, I got a gift
Speaker 1: from Santa big air quotes there, and a couple of
Speaker 1: days later, I see the same wrapping paper in the basement.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm starting to get wise. I go up
Speaker 1: to my dad and I'm like, dad to Santa Real.
Speaker 1: And he says, Matt, think about it. Is it possible
Speaker 1: for one man to visit every home on hearth in
Speaker 1: one night? I'm like, no, he goes there. You go.
Speaker 1: That's what dads are for. Good for you. Greg in
Speaker 1: Alaska go hey man. You were talking about, you know,
Speaker 1: neighbor with kids with helmets and taking your kids hunting
Speaker 1: and all that. And I'm I'm married to one with
Speaker 1: I got a ten year old boy. I'm married to
Speaker 1: a Karen X my X. We're separated and time out
Speaker 1: letting kids be kids. Um my son, we have fifty
Speaker 1: fifty custody up here in Alaska. It's it's cool, but
Speaker 1: my son just can't wait to get to my house,
Speaker 1: take his helmet off and get his head in the game.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, And you know you're absolutely
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right about this. I take my kid wherever
Speaker 1: I can, however I can. He wants to jump off
Speaker 1: of you know, safety skateboard and do all this, you know.
Speaker 1: And the other side of that fifty fifty is he's
Speaker 1: getting the other side of that with his with his mom,
Speaker 1: you know, and us challenging for him. So as a dad,
Speaker 1: a single dad with a mom like this, you have
Speaker 1: to compensate. And it's tricky, it's bounce. Want to throw
Speaker 1: that out there. Man, Keep your head down, my brother.
Speaker 1: You keep doing what you do and keep your head down.
Speaker 1: That kid will be just fine with a dad like you.
Speaker 1: I promise you keep your head down. Somebody wants to
Speaker 1: know I got this email, Jesse. We don't have enough
Speaker 1: Republican senators and congressmen with any balls to fight back.
Speaker 1: You're right, we need you to run. I've brought this
Speaker 1: up before and I'm never gonna stop bringing it up.
Speaker 1: I need you to hear me here, and I need
Speaker 1: you to hear me well. Yes, we have a gutless,
Speaker 1: useless Republican Party completely gutless. These people are, for the
Speaker 1: most part, lifelong goobers. Okay, there are people. They all
Speaker 1: went to They all went to Stamford. I was on
Speaker 1: the debate team in high school. That's who these people are.
Speaker 1: These are not warriors up there. And I know you're
Speaker 1: not going to believe me. I know you're not because television,
Speaker 1: for some reason, television and radio, it's so powerful. You
Speaker 1: think people who are on there are somehow smarter or
Speaker 1: better educated than other people. They're not. Believe me, you're
Speaker 1: smarter than I am. It's really not that impressive. But
Speaker 1: you think that about the politicians you see too. You
Speaker 1: think to yourself, Wow, that senator. I don't like him,
Speaker 1: but I bet he has some special schooling or something,
Speaker 1: or he's got a he got extra knowledge. I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: these people are useless. They're idiots. I have met almost
Speaker 1: all of them. I've spent significant time with a lot
Speaker 1: of them, just by virtue of what I do. You
Speaker 1: end up at the same event, you end up back
Speaker 1: in the same green room, you end up at the
Speaker 1: same party, you end up at the same thing. And
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, these are the most unimpressive people you've
Speaker 1: ever met. In your life. Not that they're all scum,
Speaker 1: but they're all just dudes. They're all just normal. There's
Speaker 1: nothing special about them. If you think we lack guts,
Speaker 1: you're right. We do lack cuts. We do. You're the solution.
Speaker 1: You are the solution. Are you mad about your local
Speaker 1: school board? You go run, you go run. You have
Speaker 1: to do it. I know you don't want to do it,
Speaker 1: and look, you know I ran twice right. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to sit here. I don't lie to you. It's
Speaker 1: not your mommy's show. Do I not tell you how
Speaker 1: it is. Running for office sucks. I hated it. I
Speaker 1: hated asking people for money. I hated having to get
Speaker 1: up every Saturday and Sunday morning and go down to
Speaker 1: the nearest pancake breakfast and you have to talk to
Speaker 1: Flossy all day and she tells you about all you
Speaker 1: need to do to win the election, and you come
Speaker 1: home with nine pounds of makeup on your shoulder from
Speaker 1: hugging little old ladies all day. Okay, I'm not telling
Speaker 1: you running for office as a blast. It sucks. The
Speaker 1: Communists are willing to do it. The Communists are willing
Speaker 1: to make that sacrifice without hesitation without hesitation. If we don't,
Speaker 1: where does that leave us toasts? We must, we must
Speaker 1: engage the way they've engaged. You need to get on
Speaker 1: your city council. But Jesse, I don't understand. I'm just
Speaker 1: a construction worker. I don't know the ins and outs
Speaker 1: of governments. Neither did any of those morons before they
Speaker 1: sat down in their chair. Believe me, none of these
Speaker 1: people were special. Jesse. I can't. I can't run for
Speaker 1: school board. I didn't even graduate college. Yeah, that probably
Speaker 1: makes you smarter than all the overeducated idiots who are
Speaker 1: currently on the school board in your town. You go run,
Speaker 1: Go purge these people from office, Go put them on
Speaker 1: their heels. We have to have you run. We must.
Speaker 1: We simply have to. How long before China competes complete
Speaker 1: their economic takeover of California, given that the pace of
Speaker 1: actual taxpayer years fleeing the state is likely to accelerate
Speaker 1: now that the recall has failed. Man, I hate talking
Speaker 1: like this because I love California. As you know, it
Speaker 1: is paradise. You're wrong, You're not wrong. Right now. I
Speaker 1: can't tell you how many emails I got today of Jesse.
Speaker 1: The recall was it I'm gone, Jesse. That's it. I'm
Speaker 1: moving from San Diego. I had one first thing this morning.
Speaker 1: That's it. I heard your show last night. I'm out
Speaker 1: of here. So as far as China goes, I guess
Speaker 1: we can have that talk in just a second, and
Speaker 1: you have one more segment to make your phone calls
Speaker 1: and then I'm out of here. Well, I'm not out
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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm going out to shoot out.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly's Show on a Thursday. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what, Joe Biden, there's something wrong with these politicians.
Speaker 1: There's something wrong. You can get to a point where
Speaker 1: you say things that everyone knows or a lie, but
Speaker 1: you just feel comfortable saying them anyway. But do you
Speaker 1: want to talk about actually lowering the cost of living
Speaker 1: for people in this country? My plan does just that
Speaker 1: by strengthening the capacity of our economy will also reduced
Speaker 1: inflationary pressures over the long run. Here's something else my
Speaker 1: plan does. It confronts the crisis of extreme weather events
Speaker 1: that we're seeing all around us and around the world,
Speaker 1: but just here in America. We see it everywhere. We
Speaker 1: know it's real and just the past few weeks, and
Speaker 1: there's more to come. I've seen the destruction of hurricanes
Speaker 1: in Louisiana, or winds got up to one hundred gust
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy nine miles an hour, a deadly
Speaker 1: toll from flooding, or where twenties is of rain in
Speaker 1: New Jersey more than lemonishes rain in some areas, there's
Speaker 1: a blinking code read out there. Haven't you heard Joe
Speaker 1: Biden's gonna fix the weather. And if you just if
Speaker 1: you just pass a three point five trillion dollars spending
Speaker 1: bill that's gonna take care of inflation. I know you
Speaker 1: think that doesn't make sense at all. I just trust them.
Speaker 1: I mean, after all, who's better with your buddy than
Speaker 1: the government? Oh goodh all right, remember this is your
Speaker 1: last segment for phone calls. We just gotta I have
Speaker 1: too much I need to talk about tonight. Let's go
Speaker 1: to Russ in Houston. Go, hey, I was going I
Speaker 1: wanted to hear no enough. You heard about the latest
Speaker 1: acronym to describe these people that think everything is racist,
Speaker 1: and it's called skidder ski tt R. I'll read the
Speaker 1: definition from the Dictionary, it says to go to run
Speaker 1: or glide lively or rapidly, or to skim across the surface,
Speaker 1: such as spiders skittering across the floor or the ceiling
Speaker 1: or whatever. But skitter stands for stupid. Mark in Colorado, Mark,
Speaker 1: go ahead? Hello, Yeah, Okay, well, I guess my question.
Speaker 1: My question is why can't you guys tell the truth
Speaker 1: on the radio? I mean, were you really lose your
Speaker 1: show for telling the truth about what is not a vaccine? Okay,
Speaker 1: there's nothing in this thing that is. Jim in Colorado,
Speaker 1: go ahead. I was wondering should Joe Biden have to
Speaker 1: wear M ninety five underwear? Since Jerry Atric people walk
Speaker 1: around farting all the time, should he have We have
Speaker 1: to be done in Colorado. We're going to make this
Speaker 1: the last one. Go ahead. Yeah, I would buy real
Speaker 1: property in Texas. Have my wife fire real property. Anyway,
Speaker 1: We're done with that for the night. You know what,
Speaker 1: No more phone calls, No more phone calls. Phone calls
Speaker 1: are suspended. We may not even bring phone calls back
Speaker 1: on Monday. Phone calls are done. Moving on, moving on
Speaker 1: to your ask, doctor Jesse. You know what, let's play
Speaker 1: the Sarah Silverman clip because she's right. Now, Sarah Silverman
Speaker 1: is obviously a card carrying communist, not somebody I agree
Speaker 1: with on anything, but she's so right about this. I
Speaker 1: mean this may be a negative thought, but or maybe
Speaker 1: a positive one. I don't know. But if people aren't
Speaker 1: getting along, like in relationship, they break up, you know,
Speaker 1: so like, why don't we just finally just realize that
Speaker 1: this these states aren't working and like divide up until
Speaker 1: like two or three countries, like USA one and USA two,
Speaker 1: and they can be USA one, like the Conservatives can
Speaker 1: be USA one because they love being number one and
Speaker 1: something to them and I'd love to have that be theirs.
Speaker 1: They can be USA one. We'll be USA two and
Speaker 1: we'll be allies. And you'll come over here and we'll
Speaker 1: go over there. And you know, when you come to
Speaker 1: certain many times when you go to a different country,
Speaker 1: you have to get a vaccine. That's it. I know
Speaker 1: you don't like Sarah Silverman. She's right and this is
Speaker 1: an extremely positive development. How many times have I been
Speaker 1: talking to you about the national divorce? How badly we
Speaker 1: need one? No, it's nothing. I cheer forever. I'm not
Speaker 1: happy about it at all. I think it sucks. We
Speaker 1: hate each other. We are the couple that hates each other.
Speaker 1: We're screaming at each other every night, We're throwing things
Speaker 1: at each other. The neighbors have called the cops on
Speaker 1: us ten times for domestic dispute. Why are we doing this?
Speaker 1: Why are we doing this? You and me? You and me.
Speaker 1: We want to go live in the suburbs and raise kids,
Speaker 1: eat good food on Sunday, hang out with people who
Speaker 1: think like us. We want to watch football, go hunting.
Speaker 1: She she wants to go tour Europe with the band
Speaker 1: and do black Tar Heroine with the drummer. We can't
Speaker 1: stay together. Whatever you know, honey, have a good trip
Speaker 1: through Europe. Make sure you use clean needles, sweetheart. But
Speaker 1: we can't. We can't stay together anymore. We're just gonna
Speaker 1: kill each other. It doesn't work. And the best part
Speaker 1: about this is the best part. The Left is starting
Speaker 1: to realize that they are. And I've had people tell
Speaker 1: me a million times, Jesse, it would never work. They'll
Speaker 1: never let us go. They'll never let us go in
Speaker 1: a normal situation, you would be correct. We have an
Speaker 1: abnormal situation here where there's actually not a ton of
Speaker 1: historical precedent for it. Yeah, they're the majority. Yes they
Speaker 1: hate us, Yes they want to take everything. But the
Speaker 1: minority is not a small minority at all. It is
Speaker 1: a large minority, and it is a large armed minority.
Speaker 1: They do not have a monopoly on force. You must
Speaker 1: get a monopoly on force before you can take over
Speaker 1: a nation. And they are aware of this. The communists
Speaker 1: are very aware of what it takes to take over
Speaker 1: and ruin a country. They've done it a million other times.
Speaker 1: They never got to that here. They tried a million times.
Speaker 1: They simply could never disarm us. Whether you're a gun
Speaker 1: person or not. What I'm saying is true, So they
Speaker 1: know what's the option. Let's just go our separate ways.
Speaker 1: You go enjoy the tour, hope. The heroine treats you, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna raise kids, We're gonna be normal, We're gonna
Speaker 1: be happy, healthy and live our lives. What's wrong with that? Nothing,
Speaker 1: Let's get a divorce, Hang on and bad. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Want to ask doctor Jesse Thursday.
Speaker 1: I just said this. Look, we're gonna get back to
Speaker 1: the questions here in just a second, because somebody has
Speaker 1: one about a Republican governor. It just makes me want
Speaker 1: to joke somebody. But first, let's all of us get
Speaker 1: mad once again at Joe Biden. I am. I have
Speaker 1: conflicting emotions about what Joe Biden said today, about what
Speaker 1: he said about corporations today. Here's the precedent of the
Speaker 1: United States. Since the pandemic began, billionaires have seen their
Speaker 1: wealth go up by one point eight trillion dollars. That is,
Speaker 1: everyone knows a billionaire. Before the pandemic began. The total
Speaker 1: accumulated wealth beyond the billion has already had has gone
Speaker 1: up by one point eight trillion dollars. Simply not fair.
Speaker 1: And it's how is it possible that fifty five of
Speaker 1: the largest corporations in this country paid zero dollars in
Speaker 1: federal income taxes? They made over forty billion in the
Speaker 1: year twenty twenty, and they paid zero. Think about that.
Speaker 1: I have so many I'm gonna I'm gonna sound like
Speaker 1: my wife here. I have so many emotions right now.
Speaker 1: I have so many emotions that I do. Bear with
Speaker 1: me for a moment, Bear with me for just a moment. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: on one hand, I find it to be absolutely despicable
Speaker 1: the politics of the endless politics of grievance you get
Speaker 1: from the Democratic Party. Oh, you're a poor he has
Speaker 1: something you want, he sucks. I should steal it from
Speaker 1: him and give it to you. I hate that communist garbage.
Speaker 1: So on one point, I hate that. On other point,
Speaker 1: I feel like people aren't realizing, Yeah, the rich gunt
Speaker 1: richer because of all your coronavirus restrictions. Why do people
Speaker 1: still not understand this? Well? I mean, I understand Joe
Speaker 1: Biden gets it, and he just lies about it. But
Speaker 1: why is it so many people do not understand this?
Speaker 1: Hear me out now, tell your friends, tell your family members. Regulations, taxes, lockdowns,
Speaker 1: big businesses love them. Jesse. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Why would a big business one one more taxes, one
Speaker 1: more regulations, and why would they love lockdowns? You know what? Business?
Speaker 1: What really really threatens a business? What really threatens your
Speaker 1: livelihoods as a restaurant. Let's say you're gonna start a
Speaker 1: restaurant and you're gonna call it something like Jesse Kelly's
Speaker 1: World Famous Burghers or something. Let's say that's what. Don't
Speaker 1: roll your eyes, Chris, Let's say that's what you're going
Speaker 1: to call your restaurant and you plant it down on
Speaker 1: the corner. It's in this tiny town. There's there's one
Speaker 1: hundred people in this town. You have the only restaurant
Speaker 1: in town. How do you think business would be pretty good? Right?
Speaker 1: Somebody wants to go out to eat. There aren't any
Speaker 1: other options. Let's go down to get one of Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly's world famous burgers. Now the town starts taxing you. Okay,
Speaker 1: not the end of the world. I'm not gonna give
Speaker 1: up my profits. I'll just increase the price of Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly's world famous burgers again and then I'll be fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: the town to give you a regulation. We're very scared
Speaker 1: of coronavirus here. Put up plexi glass behind between all
Speaker 1: these booze. Okay, not the end of the world. I
Speaker 1: can live with that too. I'll just simply raise the prices,
Speaker 1: pay for the plexi glass, and life goes on. But
Speaker 1: if you're that restaurant, what is the one thing you're
Speaker 1: genuinely afraid of? What is it? Have you thought of
Speaker 1: it yet? You're afraid of the other burger joint opening
Speaker 1: across the street. Then you go from a hundred person
Speaker 1: customer base to maybe fifty, and competition means you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to inprease increase quality. It means you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to keep prices low. Big businesses don't fear taxes and
Speaker 1: regulations and lockdowns. Big businesses fear other businesses. They fear competition.
Speaker 1: That's why. That's what makes businesses great. That's what makes
Speaker 1: them great, because competition forces them to be better. Coronavirus
Speaker 1: lockdowns were the greatest thing that ever happened a big
Speaker 1: business in this country because it's slaughtered small business. Yes,
Speaker 1: some gigantic restaurant because I don't know if you know this, many,
Speaker 1: if not most, of the restaurants you eat at now,
Speaker 1: they're actually owned by major corporations who own a ton
Speaker 1: of them. Like you know how I love Red lobs
Speaker 1: and I really genuinely love Red Lobster. The company that
Speaker 1: owns Red Lobster owns a million restaurants, owns a million restaurants.
Speaker 1: It's just how it is. They don't care about a
Speaker 1: new one percent tax increase. I couldn't care less. I
Speaker 1: could not care Go ahead and make to force your
Speaker 1: plexi glass rules in your masts and all these they
Speaker 1: don't care about that. What they care about is that
Speaker 1: new restaurant being be able to cross the street. That's
Speaker 1: what will cause the business to close. Your coronavirus restrictions
Speaker 1: that Democrats love, Yes, I know, Republicans started them. Democrats love.
Speaker 1: That's what's made the wealthy wealthier. But back to my
Speaker 1: mixed emotions, because really we want to focus on me
Speaker 1: most of the time. What Chris. At the same time,
Speaker 1: I am displeased, to put it mildly, about the state
Speaker 1: of corporate America. I am disgusted by the big businesses
Speaker 1: in this country. Disgusted for most of our history as
Speaker 1: a nation. Even are you know evil Robber Baron guys,
Speaker 1: you know Vanderbilt and all those guys, JP Morgan, even
Speaker 1: they were patriots, even they loved the United States of America,
Speaker 1: corporate America. Now they routinely spend millions of dollars a
Speaker 1: year taking a steaming dump on this country, and I
Speaker 1: despise them for it. I used to hate this anti
Speaker 1: corporation stuff. I'll be honest, I don't hate it that
Speaker 1: much anymore. Now, good, go get them. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Go raid their offices for all I care, Go get them.
Speaker 1: Screw them. Why there's probably with the exception of education,
Speaker 1: the community taking over education was by far the most
Speaker 1: damaging thing that happened here. With the exception of education,
Speaker 1: nothing did more to crush you and what you believe,
Speaker 1: crush me and what I believe, and advance the communist
Speaker 1: cause than them getting in the corporate boardrooms. Now, the
Speaker 1: corporations have made anti Americanism mainstream. Now, it's just it's
Speaker 1: just standard business. Whatever values you hold, you'll see a
Speaker 1: corporate commercial now out there trying to rip it apart.
Speaker 1: These corporations are scumbags now and it drives me crazy.
Speaker 1: So that's why I have mixed emotions. No, I don't
Speaker 1: like the politics of grievance politics, No I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't necessarily love at all lying to people about why
Speaker 1: the rich have gotten richer. But I'm not all about
Speaker 1: that corporation life. But look it. Remember in the end,
Speaker 1: in the end, all all the stuff, everything bad that's happening,
Speaker 1: you must understand it's all your fault. Our Republican friends
Speaker 1: are attacking my plan, saying is big spending. These are
Speaker 1: the same folks who just four years ago past the
Speaker 1: Trump tax cut totally in almost two trillion dollars in
Speaker 1: tax cuts. And listen to this. Almost none of that
Speaker 1: two trillion dollars tax cut was paid for. In fact,
Speaker 1: the unpaid, unpaid bills ranked up, racked up by the
Speaker 1: last administration, our projector to increase the national debt by
Speaker 1: more than eight trillion dollars every time. What I'm proposing
Speaker 1: is totally different from that approach for three reasons. First,
Speaker 1: my plan is paid for, it's fiscally respected. One, I
Speaker 1: am going to grant him this. Republicans spent way too
Speaker 1: much money under Donald Trump, way too much money under
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. He's not You know what hurts? Gosh, this
Speaker 1: hurts what he says, Republicans blew out the budget, blew
Speaker 1: up the debt. He's not wrong. Are you ready for
Speaker 1: this brutal reality? Republicans spent more money under Donald Trump
Speaker 1: than we spent under Barack Obama. That hurts, right, it hurts.
Speaker 1: So he's not necessarily wrong about that. But one thing
Speaker 1: that is so wild to me is how we are
Speaker 1: we have such a weapons grade level of misinformation in
Speaker 1: this country with the American media, that you are allowed,
Speaker 1: as a Democrat to simply lie with impunity and no,
Speaker 1: you'll never be called on it. A three point five
Speaker 1: trillion dollar bill is what paid for? What? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you out of your mind? Are you absolutely out
Speaker 1: of your mind that we don't have any money left?
Speaker 1: There's no money. Our national debt is going to be
Speaker 1: thirty trillion, Nothing is paid for. All the credit cards
Speaker 1: are maxed out. We're on our fourth mortgage on our home,
Speaker 1: and we're debating, well, how much do we have to
Speaker 1: blow next month? Nothing. You don't have anything. You don't
Speaker 1: have anything of any value at all. And the dollar,
Speaker 1: the value of the dollar is going down by the second.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm telling you these people, all right, I
Speaker 1: have a bunch more, asked doctor Jesse. Questions coming up?
Speaker 1: The next one is about one of these Republican governors
Speaker 1: betraying her state and her people. Yeah, I have thoughts. First,
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Speaker 1: at a light, surrounded by an angry mob. They force
Speaker 1: open the driver's side door. Have you ever thought about
Speaker 1: how absolutely terrifying that would be and how that can end?
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Speaker 1: there are about a thousand of them on there talking
Speaker 1: about how handsome I am. It's pants wedding funny for
Speaker 1: those who don't know what that's about. A long time ago,
Speaker 1: when I started doing this, I just did it as
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Speaker 1: because I don't have shame or anything like that. And
Speaker 1: then back then management got mad at me, not that mad,
Speaker 1: but they were like, hey, could you stop saying that.
Speaker 1: We want people to talk about you know, how much great,
Speaker 1: how great the content is, how smart you are, how
Speaker 1: funny you it is. And I thought it would be
Speaker 1: funny to continue to defy management and tell people to
Speaker 1: talk about my looks, which is totally stupid because it's
Speaker 1: the radio show, right, you can't even see me. Well,
Speaker 1: people started doing it, and started doing it, and started
Speaker 1: doing it, and now there are over twelve hundred of
Speaker 1: these things and they are absolutely hilarious. Now let's move
Speaker 1: on to your questions. Dear Oracle, I just want to
Speaker 1: know what you think about my governor k ivy stance
Speaker 1: on blaming unvaccinated a couple months ago. I generally like
Speaker 1: my governor, but I feel like she has lost credibility
Speaker 1: in being able to fight against this tyrannical vaccine mandate.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on this, good sir, And then
Speaker 1: he says, having smoked wings with garlic bread tonight for supper,
Speaker 1: He said, thanks, that's nothing better than smoke wings with
Speaker 1: garlic bread. Look, if you're the person I don't care
Speaker 1: about your party affiliation, I genuinely do not. If you're
Speaker 1: a person out there who has repeated the phrase pandemic
Speaker 1: of the unvaccinated, or or get this, if you're one
Speaker 1: of the frightened sheep who believes that's one true, too
Speaker 1: even close to appropriate, you're the bad guy. You are
Speaker 1: the bad guy. This is not a pandemic of the unvaccinated.
Speaker 1: This is a disease that came from China, possibly on purpose.
Speaker 1: This is a disease that came from China. The second
Speaker 1: it got here, our government begin to panic and run
Speaker 1: around like chickens with their heads cut off. Yes, all
Speaker 1: of them, Republicans included all of them. And then, because
Speaker 1: we have a disgusting broken communist media in this country,
Speaker 1: bad information about Corona virus begin to flow immediately. Immediately.
Speaker 1: Remember they would show you pictures of a hospital in
Speaker 1: Italy and say, oh, the hospitals are overwhelmed. This is
Speaker 1: in New York. And they did issue a correction like
Speaker 1: two days later. Sorry, that was Italy. The lies began
Speaker 1: coming immediately. Make sure you don't wear a mask, Hey,
Speaker 1: wear a mask, wear a double mask. Fifteen days, okay,
Speaker 1: thirty days, all right, easter, hey, baby, next year. Lie
Speaker 1: after lie after lie after lie and early on and
Speaker 1: now still you're elected officials who are telling you to
Speaker 1: be scared to death of coronavirus. Hide under your bed.
Speaker 1: My goodness, how are you not in a bubble right now?
Speaker 1: They continue to get caught out partying it up. No masks,
Speaker 1: on hugging. Hey, we're doing the macarenat Barack Obama's birthday
Speaker 1: party again. What all this is doing is filling the country,
Speaker 1: myself included with distrust. I don't trust anyone anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't trust anything anymore. Oh but I'm a doctor. Good
Speaker 1: I trust you even less. Oh but you don't understand
Speaker 1: I'm a scientist. You're probably a scumbag who gets his
Speaker 1: money from the government and you say what they want.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about everything now it is. And
Speaker 1: so then after all this, there was a vaccine, a vaccine.
Speaker 1: I should note that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris both
Speaker 1: publicly said they would never take. Oh, I'm not taking it.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking a Trump vaccine. Boom, Joe Biden gets elected.
Speaker 1: Why aren't you getting vaccinated? Get vaccinated, you unwashed scum.
Speaker 1: If people aren't taking a vaccine at this point in
Speaker 1: time because they don't trust anyone or anything, it is
Speaker 1: the most understandable decision in the world. This is a
Speaker 1: pandemic of China. This is a pandemic of our disgusting media.
Speaker 1: This is a pandemic of our completely soulless, moral less
Speaker 1: political class in this country. This is a pandemic of
Speaker 1: scared sheep who were sent back home because the society
Speaker 1: told them they might die one day, and they didn't
Speaker 1: want little Aidan to die. This is a pandemic of
Speaker 1: a lot of things. This is not a pandemic of
Speaker 1: the unvaccinated. Anybody, Republican, Democrat, I don't care what it
Speaker 1: is who uses that word. Hear me out here, because
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be over the top. I mean this.
Speaker 1: I see where this is going. Anyone who uses the
Speaker 1: word pandemic of the unvaccinated is doing their part to
Speaker 1: set up at best, at best, a segregated America with
Speaker 1: a lower class that has treated like crap, and at
Speaker 1: worst she could be setting off up a genocide in atrocity.
Speaker 1: And you could rule all your eyes right now all
Speaker 1: you want, Jesse, Come on, that would never happen. It's America, Jesse,
Speaker 1: that would never happen. Really be honest with me about something,
Speaker 1: and I want you to be totally honest with me
Speaker 1: two months ago. I don't even have to go ancient history.
Speaker 1: If two months ago I said to you, they're going
Speaker 1: to make you get the vaccine, or they're going to
Speaker 1: fire you. They're going to make you get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: or you're not going to be allowed on an airplane.
Speaker 1: You're going to get the vaccine, or they're going to
Speaker 1: kick you out of restaurants. If I had said that
Speaker 1: to you even two months ago, you to have said
Speaker 1: to me, no way, not a chance. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about. What? No, they can't do that. That's not
Speaker 1: even legal. They don't have the authority, Jesse. That can't
Speaker 1: happen here. And yet everything I just said to you
Speaker 1: is happening right now in America. If I said to
Speaker 1: you two months ago, get the vaccine, or they'll kick
Speaker 1: you off the donor list and watch you die. In
Speaker 1: your hospital bed, you would have said, oh, Jesse, don't
Speaker 1: be ridiculous. You're being so over the top that could
Speaker 1: ever happen already happening right here in the United States
Speaker 1: of America. There is no end to what they will
Speaker 1: do to those dirty unvaccinated now that people like Governor
Speaker 1: Ivy and others have decided to vaccinated are responsible for
Speaker 1: all of society's problems. There is nothing they won't do,
Speaker 1: now that's a fact. Hang on, it is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly's show, and joining me now is somebody I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe you've heard his voice once or twice before. He
Speaker 1: is the one that built this time slot in radio,
Speaker 1: my friend of obviously the Clay and Buck Show and
Speaker 1: his great show on the first Buck Sexton, Buck. I
Speaker 1: know it's pain full for the audience to not have
Speaker 1: the sultry sounds of your voice every day, but I
Speaker 1: think my voice is also pretty incredible. Can't disagree with
Speaker 1: you there, Jesse, Nor can you, nor can your many
Speaker 1: fans who appreciate that even though your two feet color
Speaker 1: of them and all photos do have a great voice
Speaker 1: for radio. Thank you, Buck, Thank you so much. Buck.
Speaker 1: I got a question. It's an ask doctor Jesse Day,
Speaker 1: and I want you to answer this one. How would
Speaker 1: you rank the following Tarantino films Pulp Fiction, Django, Unchain,
Speaker 1: Reservoir Dogs, Inglorious Bastards, the Hateful Eight. Well, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen The Hateful Eight, so I got a table of that, Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I think the best Tarantino movie is
Speaker 1: pulp Fiction. I think after that you've got to go
Speaker 1: Inglorious Bastards. After that you go Django and what am
Speaker 1: I missing? Then I go Reservoir Dogs. I didn't like
Speaker 1: the whole ear thing, that kind of that did too
Speaker 1: much for me, And then I guess that's what hate
Speaker 1: full late that would be my listing. But Jesse, I'm
Speaker 1: already I'm prepared for the booze. But sometimes you need
Speaker 1: people to boo you so that they realize how much
Speaker 1: they like you when they're not mad at you. I
Speaker 1: think Tarantino in general wildly overrated, wildly overrated. Yeah wow,
Speaker 1: well explain explain yourself now before they come and burn
Speaker 1: down the radio station. Yeah. I mean, the good thing
Speaker 1: is I'm far far away, right, although you are in
Speaker 1: two hundred stations, two hundred and thirty stations or whatever.
Speaker 1: So they probably can find me, including one here in
Speaker 1: New York, now that I'm thinking about it. So anyway, look,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm somebody who the older I get, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you the more. And this is going to sound a
Speaker 1: little a little bit like I've got a firmas of
Speaker 1: soy milk with a Biden Harris twenty twenty four on it.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna lie to you. Guys. Extreme violence
Speaker 1: in films, I just I just don't you know. Life
Speaker 1: is life is hard enough, and like real life, you
Speaker 1: see nasty stuff. Sometimes you've seen nasty stuff in the service.
Speaker 1: I saw nasty stuff the CIA. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like Tarantino pushes it at
Speaker 1: a little too much for me. But that's me, that's me.
Speaker 1: He was great, however, in Desperado, in the bar scene,
Speaker 1: So there's that, you know. I'll tell you I actually
Speaker 1: can't kill you for that opinion. I know. I know
Speaker 1: the audience again thinks I'm he man, But I don't
Speaker 1: like over the top violence anymore either in movies. Maybe
Speaker 1: that is just part of getting older. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It is all right, moving on to more important stuff.
Speaker 1: But the country is divided I'm not naive as to
Speaker 1: my place and that whole thing, but the country is
Speaker 1: very divided on mandates. Sixty percent of the country loves
Speaker 1: these things. Forty percent is not a tiny minority, but
Speaker 1: it is a minority. They seem to be getting steamrolled
Speaker 1: right now. The people who love mandates don't appear to
Speaker 1: have any interest in slowing down. Where does this end?
Speaker 1: But I think it ends in about twelve to eighteen months,
Speaker 1: which is really depressing. But I think it's only when
Speaker 1: we will actually reach And I have a bunch of
Speaker 1: theories on this stuff, by the way, some of which
Speaker 1: are pretty terrifying and would get me in a whole
Speaker 1: lot of trouble with folks, but you know, I'll share
Speaker 1: them with you, because it's just you me, and you know,
Speaker 1: lots and lots of football stadium's worth of people all
Speaker 1: across the country listening. But I would say it ends
Speaker 1: twelve to eighteen months when we achieve herd immunity through
Speaker 1: actual natural immunity, and we're gonna have all these other things,
Speaker 1: all these factors and distractions and interventions and vaccines and
Speaker 1: all this stuff pile the top it and they'll say,
Speaker 1: see it took longer than we thought, a lot longer
Speaker 1: than we thought, but we finally got there because of
Speaker 1: doctor Fauci. But in reality, for anybody who's paying attention
Speaker 1: and looking at the real time data, what's actually going on,
Speaker 1: we're just basically the virus has been virusing for eighteen months.
Speaker 1: We have protected the elderly from you know, for a
Speaker 1: period of six months here because the shot. So I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say that that's a very good thing,
Speaker 1: that was very worthwhile. Everything other than that has been
Speaker 1: a failure. That's the only thing that has worked. So
Speaker 1: in that sense, Jesse, it's very similar to say the
Speaker 1: flu in that you give those at risk the flu shot.
Speaker 1: It does work, it does help them from perfect. But
Speaker 1: for everybody else, it's let it rip. That should have
Speaker 1: been our COVID policy day one. Okay, why wasn't it?
Speaker 1: I mean, Buck, everybody knows, everyone knows. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of much much of what Trump did. But I
Speaker 1: did a little rewind tonight on some things about some
Speaker 1: dates and stuff like that. And we went the wrong
Speaker 1: way really really early, and we went the wrong way
Speaker 1: under Trump. Why How did that happen? Yes? We did.
Speaker 1: Everyone was so scared and the media apparatus was so
Speaker 1: effective at churning out mass hysteria that people like you
Speaker 1: and me. And I'll say this, and one of the things,
Speaker 1: one of the great points of bonding before I even
Speaker 1: got on the air with Clay, which a lot of
Speaker 1: your folks can hear us at noon on your wonderful
Speaker 1: stations as well across the country, and the Clay and
Speaker 1: Buck show was there was just a handful of us
Speaker 1: who from pretty much the very beginning, we're like, hold
Speaker 1: on a second. I mean, you want to wait a
Speaker 1: week or two so hospitals don't get overrun. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, that didn't strike me. That still doesn't strike
Speaker 1: me as unreasonable. But everything else, especially with the masking
Speaker 1: controversy in the early days, I just didn't buy into it.
Speaker 1: And I think that Trump got steamrolled by the so
Speaker 1: called expertise class. I think that nobody wanted to you know,
Speaker 1: we didn't really know in the early days what we
Speaker 1: were dealing with. And one thing I can tell you,
Speaker 1: when I saw the President in May of twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: the oval of office, I said, I shook his hand
Speaker 1: when I was leaving. U said, sir, just promised me
Speaker 1: you won't allow them to continue this lockdown madness, and
Speaker 1: we won't do this again. He looked in the I said, Buck,
Speaker 1: no lockdown. So I mean, I wasn't, you know, chiding
Speaker 1: the president in the Oval office, but I was trying
Speaker 1: to use what little you know, what little connection I
Speaker 1: had there to push back because, yeah, man Trump, there
Speaker 1: was more lockdown from him than we should have had.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, He's obviously a lot better than the
Speaker 1: other side on this though, and we don't seem to
Speaker 1: be learning the lessons. By the way, can I tell
Speaker 1: you my scary thoughts about all this? Please do? Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: I want your your folks, your audience to check out
Speaker 1: something called Merrick's disease. This is fascinating, This is real.
Speaker 1: Marrick's disease is a virus somewhat similar to the herpes
Speaker 1: virus and human beings, highly highly contagious spreads among chickens. Now,
Speaker 1: what we found was that marricks, if you get it, it
Speaker 1: it can cause all kinds of bad cancers, really and
Speaker 1: it's really nasty stuff. But they came out with these
Speaker 1: great vaccines for mares in about the nineteen seventies. But
Speaker 1: the problem is that when they did that, and they
Speaker 1: had these vaccines, it actually created reservoirs of much greater
Speaker 1: mutation rapidity, if you will, or much much faster mutation,
Speaker 1: and so the next generation of Merrit's disease was much
Speaker 1: more virulent, much easier to spread, much worse. Essentially, does
Speaker 1: that sound like anything that maybe some people might just
Speaker 1: want to think about now as a possibility. Just google it, don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor and opportunity to be one of
Speaker 1: Jesse's radio show. Look up merits. I would say, also
Speaker 1: look up antibody dependent enhancement ADE. Antibody dependent enhancement is
Speaker 1: pretty straightforward. It's when your body has enough antibodies that
Speaker 1: it will prevent you from getting sick, but it also
Speaker 1: allows the viral pathogen to come into contact with those antibodies,
Speaker 1: but not in such a level that it actually destroys
Speaker 1: the virus quickly, and then the virus is easily spread
Speaker 1: and also easily mutates. So it's almost like putting a
Speaker 1: virus into training camp and saying, do a lot of
Speaker 1: push ups and do five mile runs every morning, and
Speaker 1: then go out and go after other people. That's what
Speaker 1: antibody dependent enhancement. These are a real medical phenomenon. I'm
Speaker 1: not making them up. And when you read about them,
Speaker 1: you say, if anyone did anyone think about this before
Speaker 1: we did a mass vaccination campaign of every man, woman,
Speaker 1: and basically child soon during a pandemic, Jesse, I don't
Speaker 1: think people thought all that through. No, you know, I
Speaker 1: wish I could tell you this is that Buck Sexton,
Speaker 1: my buddy, is just some wing nut. But I have
Speaker 1: actually had some very very very intelligent doctors and medical
Speaker 1: personnel share these same concerns with me behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: And let's let's hope you were wrong. Buck. Let's hope
Speaker 1: they are wrong, but I doubt you are. Buck Sexton.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, my brother, Go enjoy your night.
Speaker 1: Next time asked me about Spielberg movies, Okay, we'll talk
Speaker 1: about a real director, Jesse. Oh gosh, get off the phone.
Speaker 1: Hang up on him. Chris, All right now, now, you
Speaker 1: need to protect your financial future. I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: give you some magic elixir. I don't have some magic
Speaker 1: solution that's going to automatically make it so your money
Speaker 1: never loses value. There's nothing I can do about the
Speaker 1: disastrous policies of the federal government. There's nothing I can do.
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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, kind
Speaker 1: of kind of a Thursday. Remember, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be here tomorrow. Your fearless leader has no choice but
Speaker 1: to pick up his weapon and go fight for America.
Speaker 1: So tomorrow morning, I know you're going to need to
Speaker 1: hear me. I know you're gonna be waiting around all day. Oh,
Speaker 1: Jesse's gonna come talk to me Friday night. I can't
Speaker 1: do it. Looks sometimes sometimes you have to lay down
Speaker 1: your plow and pick up a sword, and this is
Speaker 1: one of those times. My sons and I we're gonna
Speaker 1: wake up tomorrow morning and we're gonna pick up our
Speaker 1: weapons and we're going to take on those doves that
Speaker 1: are trying to take down this country. What Chris, We're
Speaker 1: going to shoot doves tomorrow for you and for me.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Don't worry. We will get We will win,
Speaker 1: Lord will and we will win. And if we are
Speaker 1: I'll make it back alive. I will be back here.
Speaker 1: What Chris, I'll be back here on Monday doing the show. Look,
Speaker 1: I can't guarantee I'm gonna make it back, but these
Speaker 1: are the things I do for you. Back to your
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse, questions, Dear doctor Jesse, many guns, Kelly
Speaker 1: the Third. I love you, guys. The communists keep poking,
Speaker 1: hoping we lash out so they can retaliate, much like
Speaker 1: they use the so called January sixth insurrection of band
Speaker 1: conservatives from social media and label white supremacy is the
Speaker 1: number one threat to national security. Do you think we
Speaker 1: are playing into their hands if we begin to engage
Speaker 1: in active disobedience? What alternatives do we have? Now? I
Speaker 1: need to clarify something for everybody right now. The show
Speaker 1: my show, because it's a national show, now it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: It is actually against the law for me to ever
Speaker 1: encourage you to break the law. They'll just turn the
Speaker 1: microphone off. I'm not allowed to do it. So I'm
Speaker 1: never ever, ever, ever, ever going to do that directly
Speaker 1: from behind this microphone. What Christoper, Fine, I'm never going
Speaker 1: to do that behind this microphone. But I am going
Speaker 1: to be very very frank with you about something right now,
Speaker 1: and I need you to hear me because I understand
Speaker 1: the passion out there. I understand the anger, and I
Speaker 1: feel it too. I'm right there with you. I feel
Speaker 1: it too. Hear me. Out There are going to be
Speaker 1: a ton of gatherings in the coming years for people
Speaker 1: who are mad about mandates and the government and all
Speaker 1: these other things. You need to watch yourself. I didn't
Speaker 1: say don't ever attend, did I? I said you need
Speaker 1: to watch yourself. The FEDS are not your friend. If
Speaker 1: you find some gathering of people talking about taking down
Speaker 1: the government, they're virtually all going to be undercover FBI
Speaker 1: agents or FBI informants. If you find somebody telling you
Speaker 1: let's go burn down a courthouse or something awful like that,
Speaker 1: it's probably an FBI agent trying to entrap you and
Speaker 1: get you to commit a crime. Now is the time,
Speaker 1: in fact always is the time for smart. For smart
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you never disobey it. Means you choose
Speaker 1: to be very, very smart and hear me out here, peaceful,
Speaker 1: peaceful is what's effective, no matter how angry you get.
Speaker 1: What do I mean by that? Who did more for
Speaker 1: civil rights and how black people are treated in this country?
Speaker 1: The Black Panthers or Martin Luther King. It's not even
Speaker 1: debatable Martin Luther King. And I say this as somebody
Speaker 1: who actually not only sympathizes with the Black Panthers. I
Speaker 1: think if I was a young black man back then,
Speaker 1: that's the route eye to gone. Because I have anger
Speaker 1: issues and I have no problem with violence, I probably
Speaker 1: would have been all, you're not treating me and my
Speaker 1: people like craft, I'll go get a gun and I'll
Speaker 1: hurt some people that probably would have been me. So
Speaker 1: that's not me passing judgment. But let's be frank. What
Speaker 1: was effective effective was these peaceful, huge marches that woke
Speaker 1: politicians up about how passionate so many people were about change.
Speaker 1: Out there. Hear me on that, and look, maybe you're
Speaker 1: maybe you're still mad, you're past all that. Maybe you've
Speaker 1: just maybe you've made a decision, and I hope you haven't.
Speaker 1: Maybe you've made a decision now, Jesse violence is the
Speaker 1: only way. Violence is not one of those things that's
Speaker 1: never necessary. I would never say those words. That's idiotic,
Speaker 1: childish thinking. That's what you get out of American schools. Now.
Speaker 1: Violence is never the answer. Yeah it is. If you're
Speaker 1: getting beat up by a bully, it is the answer.
Speaker 1: You better be violent back. Violence is, however, the last
Speaker 1: thing we want as a nation. It's the last solution.
Speaker 1: It's what you do after everything else has been tried
Speaker 1: and tried and tried and tried again. So I understand
Speaker 1: there's a there's an upcoming rally. I think it's actually
Speaker 1: very soon. There's an upcoming rally in Washington, DC. And
Speaker 1: what is it. It's a rally to support those who've
Speaker 1: been jailed during the January sixth thing. You know, they've
Speaker 1: been held in jail. I mean, they've been totally abused
Speaker 1: by the legal system because our government's so broken. But
Speaker 1: they've been abused by the legal system, and so a
Speaker 1: rally has been organized. Let me ask you if you're
Speaker 1: thinking about a ten and I'm not telling you not
Speaker 1: to because I don't know the answer to these questions either.
Speaker 1: Do you know everyone who organized it? Do you know
Speaker 1: do you trust them. Are you sure you should trust them?
Speaker 1: Do you know how easy it would be at a
Speaker 1: rally where people are already angry? Do you know how
Speaker 1: easy it would be to get violence started, if say
Speaker 1: you were a fed who wanted some violence to start
Speaker 1: so you could start arresting these people. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you a quick story. It's a true story. You remember
Speaker 1: East Germany in West Germany, right case you don't. At
Speaker 1: the end of World War Two, we had to split
Speaker 1: up the world at a very fascinating time if you
Speaker 1: want to study at it. Everyone studies World War Two
Speaker 1: to some extent. You know, everyone knows the basics about
Speaker 1: War two because it's the biggest greatest event ever, most
Speaker 1: terrible too, but you know, the biggest greatest event ever.
Speaker 1: Very few people study at all what happened after it.
Speaker 1: But essentially the world itself was decimated, I mean just
Speaker 1: wiped out financially. It was just a disaster. And you
Speaker 1: had these powers that decided, hey, we're not gonna do
Speaker 1: what we did after World War One and just blame
Speaker 1: Germany for everything, even though World War Two was Germany's fault.
Speaker 1: We're not just gonna blame Germany for everything. We're gonna
Speaker 1: divide up things, and we're gonna figure out how let's help,
Speaker 1: let's get these guys back on their feet, and we'll
Speaker 1: help get these guys back on their feet. And you guys,
Speaker 1: help get these guys back on your feet. That's what
Speaker 1: That's what the world did after World War Two. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'm going somewhere with this. I'll explain what happened and
Speaker 1: why you need to be very careful with these rallies.
Speaker 1: Hang on ahead, freak down, take me in through the
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show, final hour on a Thursday.
Speaker 1: Look at I'm just trying to caution everybody, in case
Speaker 1: you missed that. The question was, Hey, are you worried
Speaker 1: about the Feds and filtrading all these new groups and
Speaker 1: all these new rallies. Yes, in some cases they're going
Speaker 1: to organize them. And listen, listen. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: point fingers. I'm not going to name names. But when
Speaker 1: I was asking you before about who do you trust,
Speaker 1: you understand that sometimes the leaders of the groups you
Speaker 1: trust they're fed informants. Now's the time for peaceful, now's
Speaker 1: the time for smart. I'm not telling you never organize
Speaker 1: a march. Never organize a protest. Do it, do it smart.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you don't attend one. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: be on your toes. Back to my story, I was saying,
Speaker 1: world War two, world War two ends. I'm doing a
Speaker 1: comparison here for you so you'll understand how easy it happens.
Speaker 1: World War two ends, we divide up the world. Germany
Speaker 1: gets divided up into a Soviet sphere. They got East
Speaker 1: Germany and then a Western sphere. It's thought of as America,
Speaker 1: but it was really US and the UK who administered
Speaker 1: it together. But either way, of course, West Germany was
Speaker 1: propped up to be more of a democracy, a republic.
Speaker 1: It was freer, prosperous, enjoyable. East Germany, because it was Soviet,
Speaker 1: was one of the worst communist hellholes in history. Just
Speaker 1: a disaster, poverty and death and torture and everything goes terrible, terrible. Well,
Speaker 1: communists know their system sucks, so communists always try to
Speaker 1: ruin the capitalist systems so they can look better. That's
Speaker 1: not normal. So East Germany was a vicious, vicious rival
Speaker 1: with West Germany. They did those aerial pictures at night
Speaker 1: of all Western Germany's all lit up because everything's fun
Speaker 1: and East Germany's all dark because everything's horrible. They hated that.
Speaker 1: What they do well, there was a gigantic student protests,
Speaker 1: some say organized by East Germany. We don't know that
Speaker 1: for sure, in West Germany, protesting the government government, calling
Speaker 1: them tyrants, all that standard stuff. What did East Germany
Speaker 1: do well, They sent an agent over there, an agent
Speaker 1: to at a critical moment shoot and kill somebody in
Speaker 1: the crowd, causing the crowd to actually get violent and
Speaker 1: get crazy, making sure their government had to crack down
Speaker 1: on it. These are standard communist practices, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: There's a ton of rumor around January sixth that that's
Speaker 1: what they did, that it was a big pro Trump
Speaker 1: rally and people were mad, but overall was okay. And
Speaker 1: again this is just rumor. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know that we'll ever know. And there are all kinds
Speaker 1: of rumors that all of a sudden, there were just
Speaker 1: some bad actors in there really start really starting to
Speaker 1: encourage some really bad behavior. And what's happening, And yeah,
Speaker 1: be careful out there, be very very careful, all right,
Speaker 1: moving on here? This one, well, I realized I actually
Speaker 1: asked Buck Sexton about it earlier and never addressed it myself.
Speaker 1: So let's dig into the hard questions here. The question
Speaker 1: was about Quentin Tarantino movies. Buck Sexton brought up an
Speaker 1: interesting point. He says Tarantino movies are kind of too
Speaker 1: gory for him now as he gets older, and he
Speaker 1: thought I was going to call him a woofs, but look,
Speaker 1: maybe I am getting soft. I don't know, but they're
Speaker 1: a little too much for me too. They are, and
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. It's not like I
Speaker 1: wasn't War movie guy or Tarantino movie guy when I
Speaker 1: was younger. I don't know what it is. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what happens a lot now, and every parent listening
Speaker 1: to me, this is gonna make total sense to them,
Speaker 1: and everybody who isn't a parent, they're not gonna understand.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting anybody down, but this is just what
Speaker 1: I've noticed since I became a parent. When I see
Speaker 1: something terrible happening in the movies, especially if it's to
Speaker 1: a kid. I mean, nobody wants something bad to happen
Speaker 1: to a kid, unless you're I'm playing parenthood, but nobody
Speaker 1: wants something bad to happen to a kid. But once
Speaker 1: I became a father, If like a kid gets kidnapped
Speaker 1: or run over with a car, or something's something terrible,
Speaker 1: we'll pick your terrible thing in a movie. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. No, I don't start sobbing in my hands
Speaker 1: as they change the channel, Lotty, I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: But I really, really, really do not like it. It It
Speaker 1: affects me more. But I will rank the films. His ranking,
Speaker 1: by the way, was Pulp Fiction, Django, Unchained, Reservoir Dogs,
Speaker 1: Inglorious Bastards, Hateful Eight, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Dango, Inglorious Bastards,
Speaker 1: and Hateful Eight. I thought Inglorious Bastards. I thought the
Speaker 1: idea of it was cooler than actually pulling it off.
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't want to see American troops murdering Nazis?
Speaker 1: That's as good as it gets. It was really really
Speaker 1: slow in parts. Is that out of line? I thought
Speaker 1: there were parts of it that were really slow, and
Speaker 1: I like some I like dialogue. It's not as if
Speaker 1: ideed guns going off every five seconds. Parts of it
Speaker 1: were really dragging along. Sometimes sometimes these filmmakers understandable because
Speaker 1: artists are crazy people. Sometimes sometimes they really get in
Speaker 1: love with the whole art aspect of it, and that's
Speaker 1: a little off. I can't I can't get over Sarah Silverman.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't let this go. I can't get
Speaker 1: over Sarah Silverman coming out and basically saying what I've
Speaker 1: been saying. Now this is the let me clarify. I've
Speaker 1: been a national divorce guy for a while. I have
Speaker 1: a reason for it. Listen to Sarah Silverman, then I'll
Speaker 1: go into it. I mean, this may be a negative thought,
Speaker 1: but or maybe a positive one. I don't know. But
Speaker 1: if people aren't getting along, like in relationship, they break up,
Speaker 1: you know, so like why don't we just finally just
Speaker 1: realize that this these states aren't working and like divide
Speaker 1: up until like two or three countries like USA one
Speaker 1: and USA two, And they can be USA one, Like
Speaker 1: the Conservatives can be USA one because they love being
Speaker 1: number one and it means something to them and I'd
Speaker 1: love to have that be theirs. They can be USA
Speaker 1: one will be you say two, and we'll be allies
Speaker 1: and you'll come over here and we'll go over there.
Speaker 1: And you know, when you come to certain many times
Speaker 1: when you go to a different country. You have to
Speaker 1: get a vaccine. That's it. I can't believe. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe I'm going to say these words. She's not wrong,
Speaker 1: she's not wrong. I brought that. Look, I've brought this
Speaker 1: up before. I want to get a national divorce. I'm
Speaker 1: not cheering for it. I'm not happy. We don't get
Speaker 1: along anymore. I wish we were still young and in love.
Speaker 1: We're not. We despise each other. Now. We don't have
Speaker 1: to be thrilled about that, but we do have to
Speaker 1: be adult enough to acknowledge that's where we are. We
Speaker 1: are very much two different nations, at least two, if
Speaker 1: not three or four. But we are very much two
Speaker 1: different nations. So why are we staying together? The only
Speaker 1: point to remain a nation, the only point to ever
Speaker 1: becomm a nation, is okay, we share common values. Let's agree,
Speaker 1: we're going to come together. We're going to live together,
Speaker 1: work together, marry, procreate because we share common values and
Speaker 1: there's prosperity and safety together. If we start hating each
Speaker 1: other's guts, then we've just created a fight cage, not
Speaker 1: a nation, not a society. We absolutely should go our
Speaker 1: separate ways. We should, And I know people will say
Speaker 1: things like that's crazy. I would ask you if you
Speaker 1: think it's crazy when I say we should break up,
Speaker 1: I think you should do something for me. I think
Speaker 1: you should go look at a map of Europe in
Speaker 1: the years zero. Okay, maybe you're already on your phone.
Speaker 1: Don't do this. If you're driving, maybe you're on your phone,
Speaker 1: do it now, go look, just just do an image
Speaker 1: search map of Europe year zero, and then I want
Speaker 1: you to do a map of Europe in the year
Speaker 1: five hundred, and then a map of Europe in the
Speaker 1: year one thousand, and then one in the year fifteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Are you noticing any changes? Have things moved around a
Speaker 1: little bit? What I'm saying is nations rising, nations falling,
Speaker 1: nations breaking up, splitting up, going their separate ways. This
Speaker 1: is not radical. This is the history of the world,
Speaker 1: the history of the world. It's time. We don't get along.
Speaker 1: They hate us, we hate them. They don't get along.
Speaker 1: That's just the truth. That's the truth. Sarah Silverman is
Speaker 1: not wrong. She's one hundred percent right. She's one hundred
Speaker 1: percent right. We don't get along. We have totally different values.
Speaker 1: We want totally different things for the United States of America. Okay,
Speaker 1: so why are we still doing this? Can anyone answer
Speaker 1: me that question? Because every time I'll get people outraged
Speaker 1: about this, and I understand that. I want someone to
Speaker 1: answer me the question why are we still doing this?
Speaker 1: It's always been that way. That's not an answer. Why
Speaker 1: are we still doing this? And why am I about
Speaker 1: to read you a recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you're gonna have to hang on
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Speaker 1: grilled cheese in a second. But just look quickly again,
Speaker 1: there's no need to stay living together if we hate
Speaker 1: each other. Look if we if we spend everything ago
Speaker 1: nights throwing vases and remote controls at each other, why
Speaker 1: are we still doing this? Why are we still doing this?
Speaker 1: That's where I come from it. I mean, look, this
Speaker 1: is our president. If you're the type of person who
Speaker 1: prefers this guy as president of the United States, I
Speaker 1: don't want to live with you. Thank you, Boris, and
Speaker 1: I want to thank that fellow down under. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Bow appreciate mister Prime Minister. That's too Biden
Speaker 1: forgetting the Australian PM's name. Gosh, that's so embarrassing. But
Speaker 1: that's you know what. Let's talk about grilled cheese sandwiches,
Speaker 1: Dear Handsome Jesse food Oracle, superb Let's talk about gourmet
Speaker 1: grilled cheese. We could all use some comfort food right now.
Speaker 1: I know you usually bring up cheese when your callers
Speaker 1: are showing discontent with the craziness that's going on. Oh
Speaker 1: my word, okay, all right, PSA, PSA. You might want
Speaker 1: to make sure you're listening when I read this recipe
Speaker 1: for you, because it has my mouth watering something severe.
Speaker 1: If you miss it, just go download the podcast. It'll
Speaker 1: be there on the podcast on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, listen to this woman's grilled cheese. Start
Speaker 1: with sour dough bread, buttered on one side, buttered on
Speaker 1: one side, egg side egg. Oh, she messed up the typing,
Speaker 1: and she said, buttered on one SidD d space egg
Speaker 1: of each slice. I'm just gonna think i'd renn assume
Speaker 1: she's she was drunk or fat fingered it. Buttered on
Speaker 1: one side, all right. Place two different slices of Swiss cheese,
Speaker 1: two slices of pepper jack cheese, and sprinkle some feta
Speaker 1: on top. She said, I add slices of fresh tomato.
Speaker 1: I'm editing her recipe. Don't you dare salt this recipe
Speaker 1: with a disgusting tomato that has ruined sandwiches in this country.
Speaker 1: For a half century, if not more. Then she said,
Speaker 1: grill on a cast iron. Oh my gosh, that sounds
Speaker 1: so good. Two slices of Swiss, two slices of pepper jack,
Speaker 1: and some feta. Ah. Or or you could make the
Speaker 1: super gourmet grilled cheese I used to make when I
Speaker 1: was in construction. So so you know, I know you're
Speaker 1: not gonna find this shocking, but I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: white trash. All right. I understand, I understand that's not
Speaker 1: exactly blowing you away news. But I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: white trash. It's not something I apologize about. I love me,
Speaker 1: I'm my favorite person. But you know, I was in
Speaker 1: construction for a long time. We were doing a construction
Speaker 1: project one time in aho Arizona. Aho Arizona, it's spelled Ajo.
Speaker 1: I would really encourage you right now to go ahead
Speaker 1: and do a image search of aho Arizona. Is it
Speaker 1: even possible? Does the internet even have pictures of aho Arizona.
Speaker 1: To say small and relatively nondescript would be a bit
Speaker 1: of an understatement. It is just one of these tiny
Speaker 1: desert towns that had a huge mine in it for
Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes and then all of the mind shut down,
Speaker 1: really and everyone left, and it's just a very I'm
Speaker 1: not insulting Aho Arizona, Okay, but it's not It's not
Speaker 1: New York City, all right. It's certainly not a booming metropolis.
Speaker 1: I believe, if I remember right, I believe there were
Speaker 1: two restaurants in town. There was a Pizza hut in
Speaker 1: a dairy Queen. And if there was more than that,
Speaker 1: there may be more than that. Don't quote me on that,
Speaker 1: but there aren't many more. Okay, there were two restaurant
Speaker 1: hunt to town, a Pizza Hutton a dairy Queen. Well,
Speaker 1: I had to go do construction work out there, and
Speaker 1: because it was a couple hours I believe from where
Speaker 1: I was living in Tucson at the time, I actually
Speaker 1: had to get an apartment apartments probably being really generous
Speaker 1: with the room I had to rent there. The door
Speaker 1: didn't close all the way, there was no dishwasher. I
Speaker 1: believe this place had been built in the fifties. It
Speaker 1: was one gigantic health hazard. But long story short, I
Speaker 1: had to find a way to make do when I
Speaker 1: was in Ajo, Arizona. So this is what I used
Speaker 1: to do. I used to go get I used to
Speaker 1: make grilled cheeses at the house all the time, because
Speaker 1: I'm a bit of a grilled cheese specialist, and I
Speaker 1: would do that. I would butter both sides of the bread,
Speaker 1: and then I would take American cheese, which everyone knows
Speaker 1: is the best cheese out there. I would take American cheese,
Speaker 1: and then salami I would take. I would go to
Speaker 1: the grocery store and get salamis thin slice and I
Speaker 1: would see I do my own sound effects for the show.
Speaker 1: I would I would slice up the salami and make
Speaker 1: a grilled American cheese and salami sandwich. Don't you dare
Speaker 1: knock it? Don't you say, Jess here so trashy. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's all fair. You can actually say all that. But
Speaker 1: it was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. Back to your emails, dear
Speaker 1: doctor Showgun j Steele, Many guns, Kelly. The third, why
Speaker 1: is Biden mandating vaccines for workers when seventy eight percent
Speaker 1: of the deaths are retirees. If they really wanted to
Speaker 1: reduce deaths, why wouldn't they mandate vaccines for Social Security recipients.
Speaker 1: None of what they're doing this is even people on
Speaker 1: the right have such a difficult time accepting this, and
Speaker 1: I understand why they can't accept this, And what's this?
Speaker 1: What am I talking about? These people don't care about coronavirus,
Speaker 1: and none of what they're doing is aimed at stopping
Speaker 1: or slowing down coronavirus. Now, even for most people on
Speaker 1: the right, that is simply too brutal of a reality
Speaker 1: to accept. Would you would rather? You would rather live
Speaker 1: in a false reality than accept that reality. Your elected
Speaker 1: leaders not only are okay with you dying. For many
Speaker 1: of them, it's the preferred outcome. You don't think I'm
Speaker 1: telling you the truth. I don't know anything about hydroxy chloroquin. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it. I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 1: I know nothing about it. I do know this. I
Speaker 1: can only say what I've been told. I know multiple
Speaker 1: I don't know one or two, multiple doctors and nurses
Speaker 1: who have personally written to me saying hydroxy chloroquin is
Speaker 1: unbelievably effective at treating coronavirus. I'm not saying that's true.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't tell you what to do with your body.
Speaker 1: I'm saying healthcare workers, smart people, people who've been educated,
Speaker 1: have told me firsthand. I used it and saved his life.
Speaker 1: I used it and saved her life. Do you remember
Speaker 1: what your elected officials did with hydroxy chloroquine. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you in a second plan, a new game. It is
Speaker 1: to Jesse Kelly, Joe on a Thursday, we're not done yet.
Speaker 1: He didn't think we were done yet. The question. The
Speaker 1: question was about Joe Biden and mandating the vaccine for
Speaker 1: workers when seventy eight percent of retirees, and he didn't
Speaker 1: understand it. And what I said was this, these people
Speaker 1: they're okay with you dying. Oftentimes they prefer you to die.
Speaker 1: You don't think I'm true. You don't think I'm right.
Speaker 1: I don't know about these antibody treatments, monocle. I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about this stuff. I do know Florida has
Speaker 1: been saving lives with it a lot. This is all documented.
Speaker 1: Florida has been saving lives with it a lot. The
Speaker 1: Biden administration today reduced Florida's supply of this that is
Speaker 1: going to directly result in more people dying. They did it.
Speaker 1: They did it on purpose. I understand you don't want
Speaker 1: to accept what I'm telling you. The people who lead you,
Speaker 1: your elected leaders, are okay with you. Dying. Many times
Speaker 1: they would prefer you would that hydroxychloric. When I brought
Speaker 1: up again, I'm not telling you it works. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor, but I know I have a
Speaker 1: million doctors and nurse friends, and they write me and
Speaker 1: say to me, Jesse, I saved a life with it. Jesse,
Speaker 1: we'll use it to save lives. Jesse, I saved a
Speaker 1: life with it. The second it came out. The second
Speaker 1: Trump even brought it up. Because it was Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: the FDA warned against it. Governors like Larry Hogan and
Speaker 1: stuff like that came out and said, don't use it.
Speaker 1: We're reducing it, we're limiting it. You don't prescribe that anymore.
Speaker 1: There was a drug doctors were using to save lives
Speaker 1: for people who add coronavirus, and they stopped them from
Speaker 1: being prescribed. I don't know what else I can do
Speaker 1: to show you. I know it hurts. I know it's
Speaker 1: not the America you grew up in. I know that
Speaker 1: I know that it's not the America I want. Either.
Speaker 1: You must accept these people are okay with your death.
Speaker 1: I used to say this when Barack Obama was president
Speaker 1: and people got mad, but deep down, you could tell
Speaker 1: they knew I was right. And this very much applies
Speaker 1: to the Biden administration. If you were to hold a
Speaker 1: gun to his head and tell Barack Obama, you have
Speaker 1: to drop a nuclear weapon on one city, any city
Speaker 1: you want in the world, but you have to drop
Speaker 1: a nuclear weapon somewhere, he would drop that nuclear weapon
Speaker 1: without hesitation, within the borders of the United States of America.
Speaker 1: On his political enemies. He would It wouldn't be Tehran,
Speaker 1: wouldn't be Beijing, wouldn't be Moscow without hesitation. These people
Speaker 1: would pick a city or an area in Red America
Speaker 1: and drop it, and they wouldn't feel even the tiniest
Speaker 1: amount of remorse after they did so. You don't want
Speaker 1: to imagine that about your political leaders because you come
Speaker 1: from a time or or at least long for a
Speaker 1: time when it was you know, guys like JFK. You know, patriots.
Speaker 1: Not a guy I agree with on a ton but fine, President,
Speaker 1: I thought he did a good job, But a patriot,
Speaker 1: more hero. You want to believe that era still exists,
Speaker 1: That era is gone. We are now led by people
Speaker 1: who have spent decades, decades in America's education system learning
Speaker 1: to despise everything about you and this country and themselves
Speaker 1: and everything that is good and right. They think you're
Speaker 1: the enemy. That's how they conduct themselves. They show you
Speaker 1: time and time again. If you still don't want to
Speaker 1: accept it, I mean, I get it. That's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's the definition of bitter pill to swallow.
Speaker 1: If you still don't want to accept it, I get that.
Speaker 1: But it is true. Moving on, Great Oracle, is there
Speaker 1: a statue of limitations for treason? Millie won't be tried
Speaker 1: until and unless Trump gets back in. Can Ava Pelosi
Speaker 1: be tried too, since she colluded? I patiently await your
Speaker 1: wise reply, says, I can say her name, her name
Speaker 1: or her name. Her name is Susie. Listen to me, Susan,
Speaker 1: listen to me now, I need everybody to hear me.
Speaker 1: They're not going to lock any of these people up.
Speaker 1: Nobody that lock your lock. Hillary Clinton up, She's going down. Now.
Speaker 1: We don't live in that era anymore. We live in
Speaker 1: a post law era now, where servants of the system
Speaker 1: are never ever held accountable for their crimes. And in fact,
Speaker 1: we've reached a whole new level where not only are
Speaker 1: they not held accountable for their crimes. They're oftentimes promoted
Speaker 1: the worst those crimes. Get Not only is Billie never
Speaker 1: going to be tried tried for treason, not by Trump,
Speaker 1: not by anybody else. Millie is going to write a book.
Speaker 1: I said this last night, and I met it at
Speaker 1: Oh Man, I'm gonna be obnoxious that this title turns
Speaker 1: out to be correct. He's gonna write a book and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be titled something like The Courage to Act
Speaker 1: or something like that, and he's gonna make five ten
Speaker 1: million dollars on it. Millie is never going to be
Speaker 1: tried for this. He's going to sail off into the sunset.
Speaker 1: By the way, to answer your question, no, there's no limit,
Speaker 1: there's no statue of limitations. But he's going to sail
Speaker 1: off into the sunset with his military pension. I don't
Speaker 1: know how much it is. I would guess it's somewhere
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood a two hundred thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 1: He's going to make probably fifty thousand dollars a speech
Speaker 1: on the lecture circuit. And in case you think that's
Speaker 1: out of line, get this, Get this, This happened to
Speaker 1: me once. I mean, who am I right? Who? I mean? Now?
Speaker 1: I understand that the show is a bit more popular,
Speaker 1: and I'm a bit more popular than I was. But
Speaker 1: there was a time, I think it was last year,
Speaker 1: two years ago, somebody offered me ten thousand dollars to
Speaker 1: come give a speech to his company. Ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Why would you want to hear me speak?
Speaker 1: And why would you pay a dime to hear me?
Speaker 1: I don't get it, but that's real. The money for
Speaker 1: speeches circuit out there for communists is absurd. These people
Speaker 1: will get one hundred grand, two hundred grand to go
Speaker 1: speak for thirty minutes on a college campus somewhere. Millie
Speaker 1: is not only never going to be held accountable, Millie
Speaker 1: is going to die a very, very very rich man
Speaker 1: with multiple houses, probably on his lakehouse one day. Now,
Speaker 1: that sucks, obviously, that sucks because you want justice, right,
Speaker 1: you want accountability, and you want justice, and you want
Speaker 1: all these things. And I agree with you. I want
Speaker 1: those things too. But we have to live in the
Speaker 1: world we were given right. We have to accept the
Speaker 1: world as it is. I'm tired of people selling this
Speaker 1: false bill of goods to people on the right and
Speaker 1: telling them right around the corner any day now, justice
Speaker 1: is coming. Oh, if we just get Trump, or if
Speaker 1: we just get to Santas, all will be right with
Speaker 1: the world. These people will be put on trial. They're
Speaker 1: all going down. That is a lie. It is not true.
Speaker 1: We have decades and deck gads in decades of work
Speaker 1: to do untying the knots of this system before we
Speaker 1: can get back to a place where you will see
Speaker 1: things like real justice in this country. Decades of work
Speaker 1: doesn't mean we'll never get there, but it does mean this.
Speaker 1: We can't. We can't because we're clinging to hope. We
Speaker 1: can't do this thing where we just decide, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: just right around the corner, the midterms. It'll just be
Speaker 1: the midterms. Oh, okay, we want some season the midterms. Now,
Speaker 1: all we need is twenty twenty four and all this
Speaker 1: stuff get fixed. We elected Donald Trump. Donald Trump was
Speaker 1: an excellent president, had a ton of outstanding ideas for
Speaker 1: this nation. And Donald Trump was kneecapped and shackled for
Speaker 1: the entire four years of his presidency, with fake scandal
Speaker 1: after fake scandal, after impeachment, after investigation, after all of it,
Speaker 1: because there is so much rot in every single level
Speaker 1: of the system. It just is going to take a
Speaker 1: long time to get it unpacked. I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: to you to dishearten you. I'm saying that to you
Speaker 1: so you're not disheartened when it doesn't happen. We must
Speaker 1: start managing our expectation levels. We do. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: win in the mid terms, and stop everything Joe Biden does.
Speaker 1: He'll just start passing executive orders. We're not going to
Speaker 1: win in twenty twenty four and immediately put everything right.
Speaker 1: That's not how the world works. It's not how we're
Speaker 1: doing this right now. So we need to stop acting
Speaker 1: like that's the goal. Yeah, that's the goal for one
Speaker 1: hundred years from now. You're never gonna live to see it, neither,
Speaker 1: am I. Let's try to leave that kind of that
Speaker 1: kind of country to our kids and our grandkids. That
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly shoe final segment on a Thursday. Let's see
Speaker 1: if we can churn through as many of these questions
Speaker 1: as humanly possible. Look, Joe Biden, there is there is
Speaker 1: There's got to be something after you've been a politician
Speaker 1: for a while, there has to be something that dies
Speaker 1: in you as far as any real morality whatsoever. And
Speaker 1: I say that as a terrible person, right, how can
Speaker 1: you stand in front of the American public and say
Speaker 1: you're going to pass a three point five trillion dollar
Speaker 1: bill and at the same time say your plan is
Speaker 1: going to improve inflation weather, But do you want to
Speaker 1: talk about actually lowering the cost of living for people
Speaker 1: in this country. My plan does just that. By strengthening
Speaker 1: the capacity of our economy, will also reduced inflationary pressures
Speaker 1: over the long run. Here's something else my plan does.
Speaker 1: It confronts the crisis of extreme weather events that we're
Speaker 1: seeing all around us and around the world, but just
Speaker 1: here in America. We see it everywhere. We know it's real,
Speaker 1: and just the past few weeks, and there's more to come.
Speaker 1: I've seen the destruction of hurricanes in Louisiana, where winds
Speaker 1: got up to one hundred gust one hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: nine miles an hour, a deadly toll from flooding New York,
Speaker 1: where twenties is of rain in New Jersey, more than
Speaker 1: elevenishes of rain in some areas. There's a blinking code
Speaker 1: red out there. Please get to fix the weather. Now
Speaker 1: here's here's what's really nuts. Think about this. You know
Speaker 1: there are people out there, probably a lot of them,
Speaker 1: but there are people out there. These people really exist.
Speaker 1: They believe him, they believe it, they believe that the
Speaker 1: US Congress can fix the weather. Gosh, what level of
Speaker 1: delusion do you have to be in to actually think that?
Speaker 1: Oh and did I mentioned I brought this up earlier
Speaker 1: in the show in case you missed it. I love
Speaker 1: this part where they love saying this point. Well, it's
Speaker 1: past debate. We need to rebuild with resilience, with resilience
Speaker 1: and minds. So roads are built higher, levies are built
Speaker 1: more and made more strong, stronger. You know, I hope
Speaker 1: we're past debating climate change in this country. Now we
Speaker 1: have to act. We have to act fast, and my
Speaker 1: plan does that. We're past debating. We have to act
Speaker 1: and act right now. Don't think about it quick quick, Chris,
Speaker 1: give me your wallet. No, don't worry about why, just
Speaker 1: give me a rolet. I need it right now. Um nob, No,
Speaker 1: how about no, let's let's actually have that debate. Let's
Speaker 1: have that debate. Let's get back to your question. Jesse,
Speaker 1: thank you for giving me the courage to call my
Speaker 1: local city council members communists as they are attempting to
Speaker 1: mandate vaccine passport to enter gym, spas and restaurants in
Speaker 1: our small town, she says. Side note, this is a
Speaker 1: California Bay area town with a vaccination rate of ninety
Speaker 1: three percent. Well, look here's the thing in your small town.
Speaker 1: And I get I get a lot of these emails.
Speaker 1: This is the thing, and you're welcome. But these people,
Speaker 1: these people who sit on city councils, you see. Everybody
Speaker 1: knows about congressmen and senators. That's the sexy stuff, right. Oh,
Speaker 1: look at them. I saw him on Fox News, I
Speaker 1: saw him on CNN. Look they're on there in the
Speaker 1: national TV. So everybody knows those those are the sexy ones.
Speaker 1: But the people on city councils are just as tyrannical
Speaker 1: as the loser scumbags we have in Washington. They love
Speaker 1: having their little fiefdom. They've never if you're on the
Speaker 1: city council in a California city, California Bay city like
Speaker 1: this lady says, you love having this much power in control.
Speaker 1: Never in a million years did you think sitting on
Speaker 1: a city council and a small city would give you
Speaker 1: the power to basically play god over people. No, you
Speaker 1: have to mandate this and mandate that and shut down
Speaker 1: this and you're not essential, and here are these rules, peasant.
Speaker 1: Never in a million years did these losers ever think
Speaker 1: they'd have that kind of power to dictate things like
Speaker 1: that to people. But they do now they do. And
Speaker 1: people think I'm joking when I say this, so they
Speaker 1: can't quite wrap their mind around it. These people love coronavirus.
Speaker 1: They love it. That's why three of your town is vaccinated.
Speaker 1: And now they're still handing out mandates and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: These people are never going to let this go ever.
Speaker 1: They're never going to wake up in the morning and
Speaker 1: say to themselves, oh man, I am so sick of
Speaker 1: having this power over people. I mean, just yesterday I
Speaker 1: decided these people weren't allowed to eat in restaurants, and
Speaker 1: then the day before that, I told this, I told
Speaker 1: this whole industry they had to close. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I just feel icky about it. I just don't want
Speaker 1: that kind of power anywhere. They don't think like that.
Speaker 1: That's not how people like this think. They love this thing.
Speaker 1: It's the greatest thing that ever happened to him. Dear,
Speaker 1: some guy who just got lucky in life by knowing
Speaker 1: when to keep his head down and his mouth shut.
Speaker 1: That's fair. The world would make more sense right now
Speaker 1: if anyone could explain why Yogi Bear wore a hat,
Speaker 1: tie and vest but no pants. He said, please use
Speaker 1: my name on the air. I'm very egotistical and I
Speaker 1: need a fix, says By the way, great Shell. His
Speaker 1: name is Paul. All right, Paul, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I was never a big Yogi Bear guy. Now, I
Speaker 1: liked Yogi Bear, but I wasn't big on it. I
Speaker 1: wasn't big on it. I guess. I guess it's because
Speaker 1: growing up I moved to Montana when I was ten.
Speaker 1: In Montana, we learned to fear bears. They were not big,
Speaker 1: cuddly things. We learned to fear them. And one more thing,
Speaker 1: because the show's almost over, I have to issue another
Speaker 1: PSA to everyone out there. And I wish I didn't
Speaker 1: have to say this, but I understand. I'm your showgun
Speaker 1: and it's my job to don't Chris. It's my job
Speaker 1: to lead America animals. They're not your friends. They're not
Speaker 1: cute and cuddly. Behind those big eyes, they're not thinking. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just wish he would scratch under my chin. I
Speaker 1: know you've seen all the Disney movies. I get that.
Speaker 1: I know you think that wild animals will tear you apart.
Speaker 1: Stay away from the wild animals. Let me say this again,
Speaker 1: stay away from the wild animals. That said, I now
Speaker 1: have to go defend America and take down those doves
Speaker 1: so they can't take you down. I will see you
Speaker 1: on Monday. That's all.