1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: Holy cow, it's our number one, our number one, and 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: we're ready for some fun. It is the Ben Malors Show. 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: The podcast here on this twenty third day of December. Hey, 4 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: programming know, this is my last live radio show for 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,639 Speaker 1: the year twenty twenty five. The show goes on hiatus 6 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: and my end it will be away, but I will 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaker 1: still do Benny Versus the Penny. I plan on doing 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast as well, so you'll still hear 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: from me on the weekends Friday, Saturday and Sunday the 10 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,919 Speaker 1: Fifth Hour podcast and also Benny Versus the Penny on 11 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: YouTube at Benny Vspenny. As far as the live radio show, 12 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: we will be dark on my end. No show from 13 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: my part until early twenty twenty six, so I just 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: want to give you a heads up on that. But 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: this is the show and here in our number one. 16 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 1: We start with the Monday night football game. If it's 17 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: the end of Philip rivers comeback story with the Colts, 18 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: how do you grade his two game performance in the 19 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: zero for two in the win loss column. Do the 20 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:06,559 Speaker 1: Colts deserve to be barbecued for treating multiple draft picks 21 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: to get Sauce Gardner even though they appear to be 22 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: out of the playoff mix. And does this win for 23 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: San Francisco count as a signature win for brock Perties 24 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 1: forty nine ers. We'll get to that and more right now. 25 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: It's our number one old man rivers. Welcome in the 26 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: beginning of another night of the Ben Malor Show. 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So 45 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,919 Speaker 1: don't bear the lead, mom man, one of our old 46 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: bosses back in day. They don't bear the lead, my 47 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: man heart, Well we won't and our lead. Story from Indianapolis, 48 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: the final game of the NFL Weekend. There are two 49 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: weeks to go on the NFL schedule. The final game 50 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: they're Week sixteen. Christian McCaffrey leading the forty nine ers 51 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: traveling road Show, paying a visit to Old Man Rivers, 52 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: Old Man Rivers and the Colts. There you had the 53 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: Fox refugees, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. They had the 54 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: call on ab right there. I don't know if you watched 55 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: it not, maybe not, Maybe you had something else going on. 56 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: I don't know what you have going on. I watched it. 57 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: I sat there, my fat ass watched this game, the 58 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 1: whole thing. So there was brock Perty making Terry and 59 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: England smile. Brock Perty forty nine a quarterback career high 60 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: five touchdown passes, five of them. Brock Perdy, he was 61 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: back at Iowa State. The sy closed. Maybe five touchdown 62 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: passes forty eight to twenty seven was your final score, 63 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: as the Niners get the win, the three touchdown win. 64 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 1: The Colts had the ball down by two scores. There 65 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: was enough time to come back and Philip rivers through 66 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: the interception there, So the Niners win going away and 67 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: San Francisco eleven and four. They have won five straight. 68 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: I didn't play in the NFL, but I'm told that's good. 69 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 1: And so they are still alive. Stand alive, stand alive 70 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: in the NFC West race with the Seahawks and the Rams, 71 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: of course, and Rams top team in football, and the 72 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 1: Niners and Seahawks have better records, but the Rams obviously 73 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: the better team. We know that. And the conference's top 74 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: seed also on the line, and so there you go. 75 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: It also snapped. I saw this note. It snapped a 76 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: five game losing streak in the series head to head. 77 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: The last time, the last time that the Niners were 78 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:02,239 Speaker 1: able to take down the Colts, and situation was way 79 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: back in November of twenty oh one, when Fox Sports 80 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: Radio Alumni Association member the Great Jim Mora went on 81 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: that playoffs, playoffs when the all time great rants. If 82 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: you're old, you know what I'm talking about there. That 83 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: coach More worked here for a number of years after 84 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 1: that when he coached the Colts. And of course I've 85 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 1: told him this, I had him on my podcast a 86 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: while back. But Jim Mora, the greatest rant was not 87 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: the playoff rant. It was we couldn't do Diddley Pooh 88 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: when he coached the Saints. That's the better rant by 89 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: Jim Mora. But still Indianapolis that lost there, that loss 90 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 1: also clinching a playoff spot. For here we go Buffalo. 91 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: Jacksonville is in the playoffs. Jacksonville is in the playoffs. 92 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 1: Buy your lottery tickets. The Chargers are in. The Chargers 93 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: are in in the AFC as well. The better story, 94 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 1: let's go back to the Niners and the Colts. The 95 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,160 Speaker 1: better story in the losing locker room. So that is 96 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:06,359 Speaker 1: where we will begin here, as down goes Indy, Down 97 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 1: goes Indy. The Colts have now lost five straight and 98 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 1: they did something that mathematically is almost impossible. The Colts 99 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 1: got off to a seven and one start this season, 100 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 1: and while they're not eliminated yet, they're about to miss 101 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: the playoffs. Here's Philip Rivers breaking down the math on 102 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: the Colts. It's not looking good in Indy and I 103 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,160 Speaker 1: know this locker is hurting again. 104 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 2: I've been a part of it for a short time, 105 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 2: for two losses, and I know that it's been a 106 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 2: it's been a long slide now for over a month, 107 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 2: and I know that's tough. I've been a part of 108 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 2: those slides and now I'm obviously a part of this 109 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 2: right now. And we just got to find a way 110 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 2: to dig deep and find a way to win a 111 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 2: football game. And we can't worry about all the scenarios 112 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 2: and all the things out there. I know they're all 113 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 2: out there. I know what they are. But we got 114 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 2: to find a way to win a football game or 115 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 2: none of the scenarios coming to play. 116 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not happening. The Colts have lost six of 117 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: seven at this point, and with the playoffs all but over, 118 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: there is a belief that Rivers might not even play 119 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: again for the Colts. That they took him out the 120 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 1: game was over last series, they put the Golden domer 121 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:13,880 Speaker 1: in there at the end, the question becomes will Rivers 122 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 1: even play again? And the Colts it ain't looking good. 123 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: It is not looking good, and let's hear one more 124 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: from Philip Rivers before we advance in the monologue. Here 125 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 1: is Philip Rivers on what it's been like for him 126 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: being back in the NFL. 127 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 2: I'm torn of how to express it, because it's been 128 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 2: a blast. It's been a blast to prepare and to 129 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 2: go steak and get ready and go out there and 130 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 2: warm up and do all that with these guys again. 131 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 2: But again, the name of the game is not, you know, 132 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 2: go have a good time. 133 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,119 Speaker 1: It's helped a fond way to team no fun. 134 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 2: And we've come up short here these first two. But 135 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,559 Speaker 2: I've been a part of less percentage chances of getting 136 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 2: in and got in before, so you'll certainly won't hear 137 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 2: me losing hope here as we prepare next week. 138 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: You know that was he just took a shot at 139 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: Joe Burrow if I was running a tabloid. Philip Rivers 140 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: takes a shot at Joe Burrow by saying, it's not 141 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 1: about having a good time now, Joe Burrow, I'm not 142 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: having fun. Boo hoo hoo. If it's not fun, why 143 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:23,000 Speaker 1: are we here? I'm Joe Burrow. Well, Philip Rivers just said, listen, 144 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: it's not about having a good time. It's not all right. 145 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: So the question if this is the end of this experiment, 146 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 1: and who knows, let's find out. The Colts will decide 147 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,079 Speaker 1: where they're gonna throw Rivers out there or not. The 148 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: math ain't real good. So if this is the end 149 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: of Philip Rivers come back story in Indye, how do 150 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 1: you grade his performance? We're two games into this and 151 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 1: this might be all So we have to worry about 152 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,040 Speaker 1: the talk show we do today, and so let's discuss. 153 00:08:55,280 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 1: I've got porky pig, hydro power, and paper cuts, and 154 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:04,000 Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and we're 155 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: gonna make some kettle corn, is what we're gonna make. 156 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: So a listen, the Colts dragged Philip Rivers out of 157 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: the backwoods. What a great movie this would be like 158 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 1: to all those old movies. Is dragonim and see what 159 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,680 Speaker 1: we can we can find him? Well, I don't know where. 160 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:22,719 Speaker 1: He's in a small town in Alabama. How do you 161 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: get to Alabama? Well, it's in the South, And so okay, 162 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 1: we'll go to the South. And is it No, it's 163 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: not Georgia, it's it's the next You've got to move 164 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,000 Speaker 1: over a little bit, and then you've got Mississippi on 165 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,960 Speaker 1: one side there, all right, So we'll go to Alabama 166 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 1: and then we go to the backwoods out in the boondocks. 167 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,840 Speaker 1: And they went there and they found rivers like they 168 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 1: were finding an emergency plumber at two in the morning 169 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: because you're plumbing the pipe broke and you've got a 170 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,319 Speaker 1: major flood. And it was the ultimate Hail Mary by 171 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,000 Speaker 1: the Colts to go down this road. So they went 172 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 1: down this road, and they didn't dial an agent. They 173 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:55,080 Speaker 1: called the athletic department at the high school in rural 174 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 1: Alabama and said, hey, Phil, you still got shoulder pads? 175 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 1: You want to play? And Phil's like, well, I'm kind 176 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,959 Speaker 1: of fat right now, I don't care. You want to 177 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 1: play for the Colts. How would you like to start 178 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: for the Colts? Okay? Why not? And guess what he 179 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,160 Speaker 1: wasn't a disaster, which I don't know if that's a 180 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 1: compliment or not. Is that like a backhanded company. He 181 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: wasn't a disaster. He looked like a cross between and 182 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,439 Speaker 1: played like a cross between Porky Pig and the michelin Man. 183 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,440 Speaker 1: It appeared watching him play that he was often wheezing 184 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 1: he was wobbling, but he was oddly effective considering the 185 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: very low expectations for Philip Rivers. In both games, Rivers 186 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:43,320 Speaker 1: gave the Indianapolis offense a puncher's chance and that's all 187 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 1: they wanted. That's all they expected from Rivers. So he 188 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:52,320 Speaker 1: met the standard by doing that. He met the standard. 189 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,800 Speaker 1: You look at it and he said, well, okay, let's 190 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,679 Speaker 1: look at that first game. They should have could have 191 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 1: would have beaten Seattle. It came down to a Myers 192 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,199 Speaker 1: field goal. That's another sign the Seahawks on all that good. 193 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,720 Speaker 1: They the last two wins for the Seahawks. They needed 194 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 1: a late field goal to be a forty four year 195 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 1: old Philip Rivers. And then they need the officials to 196 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,840 Speaker 1: give them two points in that ram Seahawks game. So 197 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,440 Speaker 1: the Seahawks are frauds. We'll get that out of the way. 198 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: But then on Monday night, it wasn't a game lost 199 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 1: by Rivers. The Colts defense look like a mix of 200 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,679 Speaker 1: traffic cones and mattadors O o ola ole as they 201 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 1: were doing nothing there and Rivers was actually moving the wall. 202 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 1: The Colts scored twenty seven points in this game on 203 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: Monday night. That is more than enough to win. That 204 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 1: is a de merit actually for the forty nine ers defense, 205 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 1: and a puffy sticker for Grandpa Philip Philip Rivers, Grandpaul Rivers. 206 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,720 Speaker 1: The Malor report card on the two games Philip Rivers 207 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,840 Speaker 1: is played, and again we don't know if they'll start 208 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,320 Speaker 1: another game. So the two games Rivers gets a B 209 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:01,080 Speaker 1: on the Mallor report card. A B. That's a playoff invite, 210 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:08,840 Speaker 1: not officially eliminated. However, he didn't drown, he didn't he 211 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 1: was respectable. How about that respectable play by Philip Rivers. 212 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,559 Speaker 1: It's kind of like, you know, then't get the invite, 213 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 1: But he went to a wedding. He wore jeans, maybe 214 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,720 Speaker 1: a Bolo tide. It's not the greatest look. But you 215 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 1: showed up, and you were supposed to show up, and 216 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:24,280 Speaker 1: you showed up. And so so there was that. And 217 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 1: now Philip one of the nicknames for Indianapolis's Naptown. And 218 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 1: so now he can take a nap and relax and 219 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: the the Cinderella of the rust Belt, as it's been 220 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:38,160 Speaker 1: called there. The mission certainly did not get completed by 221 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:43,040 Speaker 1: Philip Rivers. Nevertheless, though nevertheless, if you look at the 222 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 1: wide angle lens. Here Rivers played well enough where this 223 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 1: opens up the old geezer rollodecks, meaning this is not 224 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: going to discourage in twenty twenty six and twenty twenty seven, 225 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 1: in the next couple of years. Here, when and you're 226 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 1: starting quarterback, your franchise quarterback or even your reclamation project 227 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:09,320 Speaker 1: who plays over his head, over his head gets hurt 228 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: mid season, then when that happens, all right, the you 229 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,280 Speaker 1: don't mind, you don't mind going out and getting some 230 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 1: guy off the scrap heap. The NFL's recycling program is OPE. 231 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,160 Speaker 1: So if you got a pulse and you used to 232 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,200 Speaker 1: be good, they'll give you a call. Now, staying with Indy, 233 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: there has been a dog pile, dog pile on top 234 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: of the Colts here as everyone's being a Monday morning quarterback, 235 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: as the Colts traded multiple first round draft picks to 236 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: the Jets for Sauce Gardener. Now, Gardner did not play 237 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 1: in this game. He's been hurt lately for the Colts. 238 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 1: He missed the Monday night football game. So the question, 239 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: and this is a people, how could the Colts do this? 240 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 1: This is Malfeasan's trading two first round draft picks for 241 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: Sauce Gardener. That's what dumb teams do, all the experts, 242 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:07,920 Speaker 1: so question, do the Colts deserve to be barbecued for 243 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 1: trading all those draft picks to get a couple of 244 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: games out of sauce Gardener. So I am shaking my head. No, 245 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 1: I'm shaking my head no on this. This is what's 246 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 1: known as revisionist history, which is my favorite kind of 247 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,920 Speaker 1: history because you're never wrong. But I like the trade 248 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 1: at the time, the whole fake outrage thing. It's like 249 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,960 Speaker 1: revisionist history served cold with a side dish of a 250 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,560 Speaker 1: fake outverage. At the time you made the trade, the 251 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 1: Colts were seven and two, seven and two, They were 252 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: riding high. They were going around like a peacock. They 253 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: had their feathers in the air everywhere. You know, they 254 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: think they had found something. They were playing very very 255 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 1: good football at the time. And that's when the front 256 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: office feeling, you know, smell themselves, feel themself a little bit, 257 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 1: and they went for it. They swung for the offences 258 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: they did. And you don't clutch traffic. These so many 259 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: people have been brainwashed, they've been indoctrinated into the draft picks. 260 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you need the traffic. Shut up, you loser. 261 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,400 Speaker 1: You're a loser with these draft picks. You treat them 262 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 1: like they're the family jewel. Stop. Draft picks are a 263 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 1: renewable resource. You know what draft picks are. Their hydro 264 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 1: power is what they are. Right. Draft picks are abundant. 265 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,440 Speaker 1: Every year you get slotted a certain number of draft picks. 266 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 1: They are abundant. Draft picks are abuddy. As I said, 267 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: they're hydro power. And you look at the energy. It's 268 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 1: like think of the water. You think of the energy 269 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: you can get from rivers and dams and tides and 270 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 1: waves and all that. That's draft picks. That's it. And 271 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 1: you can use them anyway you want. And you can't 272 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: coach scared. You can't run a front office scared. You 273 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 1: can't do that. FM picks that's how you fade into 274 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,400 Speaker 1: the oatmeal, all right, you don't want to fade into 275 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 1: the oatmeal. And I love the fact the Colts were 276 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 1: feeling their mojo, they were looking pretty good and all 277 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: that stuff. And we never thought Daniel Jones was legit, 278 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 1: but they did, and they bought into Daniel Jones. At 279 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: the time, the whole Indiana Jones thing cracking the whip 280 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,000 Speaker 1: dodging snakes like the real Indiana Jones and the movie 281 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So the iron was hot. The 282 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,360 Speaker 1: iron was hot, and so they took a hammer to 283 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: it and they're like, let's go. And that's called conviction. 284 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 1: It's not malpractice, it's not Now it didn't work out, 285 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 1: clearly sauce Gardner didn't do what they thought he was 286 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: gonna do with the offense fell apart, and it's a 287 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: hot mess. It's a hot mess. So but there's no 288 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 1: give backs and you just move on and you make 289 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,160 Speaker 1: your work and you figure it out. You know, rain 290 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,480 Speaker 1: no rain checks or anything like that like that in 291 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: the NFL. So the Colts are like, they're kind of 292 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 1: like the Hinds Company at this point. They're in the 293 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,760 Speaker 1: sauce business for better or worse, and there's no need 294 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: for an apology tour or anything like that. And when 295 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 1: he plays, Gardener's been pretty good. We'll see if that 296 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,680 Speaker 1: continues when he comes back from injury. But with this 297 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: season melting into a nice horseshoe puddle for the cult, 298 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: it doesn't change that. And next year they're gonna have 299 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,800 Speaker 1: to go back to market and become salvage dogs. And 300 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:19,359 Speaker 1: whether it's Mac Jones or Zach Wilson or some other 301 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,880 Speaker 1: reject quarterback that they will bring in off the scrap 302 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,880 Speaker 1: heap and they will be the salvage dogs and they 303 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 1: will be prowling the quarterback junkyard to try to find 304 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 1: another quarterback that they can prop up and coach up 305 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,520 Speaker 1: to play well as well as Daniel Jones was playing 306 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,480 Speaker 1: at the time. And so that's it. But again we 307 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,879 Speaker 1: don't rewrite history. We like the sauce gardener trade. At 308 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 1: the time. We still support the sauce gardener trade. We 309 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,119 Speaker 1: liked it then, we like it now. That's the malormath 310 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:51,080 Speaker 1: on that all right, last word to the winner side. 311 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,359 Speaker 1: So I checked my inbox, which you should never do 312 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,840 Speaker 1: as a talk shows. I'm very bad riding back to people. 313 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 1: But occasionally I'll go in there, you know, usually once 314 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 1: a day, and I'll check my inbox and see what's 315 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,120 Speaker 1: going on with that. And so I went in there 316 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 1: and it was a lot a chunde. You so, Malor, 317 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,160 Speaker 1: you're not gonna give the Niners props. You're a ram 318 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 1: suck up, you know all that crap. Is there anyone 319 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 1: more neutral than me? Seriously, my middle name is neutral anyway. Question, 320 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 1: does this win count as a signature win for brock 321 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:31,679 Speaker 1: Party and the Niners? Does this count primetime game Indianapolis 322 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,280 Speaker 1: Monday Night Football? Does this count as a signature win 323 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,480 Speaker 1: for the forty nine ers? So I give this sideye? 324 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,960 Speaker 1: And God I help, I hope not. If this is 325 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,639 Speaker 1: a signature win for the Niners, they're really not that good. 326 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: Let's just call like it. If you think this is 327 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,840 Speaker 1: some kind of big, big notch in the belt, then 328 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: there's something wrong with you. How about that? All right, 329 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,439 Speaker 1: let's not exaggerate here, Let's not go there. Let's not 330 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:02,040 Speaker 1: turn what was a Delta air Lines snack box into 331 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,920 Speaker 1: a five course meal. It was not. Yeah, did brock 332 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 1: Purty look like a doctor from Grey's Anatomy back in 333 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 1: the day with surgical precision, like what was that guy's name, 334 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:19,600 Speaker 1: doctor Shepherd? Yeah, just just slicing up the Indianapolis Colts. Yes, 335 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 1: And the Niners had four hundred and forty yards. They 336 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,440 Speaker 1: had forty eight points, seven of those coming from a 337 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 1: turnover by Philip Rivers, but forty one points by land, 338 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,360 Speaker 1: by air, by sea for the forty nine ers. And 339 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 1: yet context does matter, and that's that's the problem. The 340 00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:40,920 Speaker 1: Niners were touchdown favorites on the road against a flea 341 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,760 Speaker 1: bitten Indianapolis defense. They were supposed to win this game 342 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,760 Speaker 1: by a lot. They won this game by a lot. Therefore, 343 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 1: you don't get credit for doing what you're supposed to do. 344 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,679 Speaker 1: That's the cold reality of the situation. And let's not 345 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,640 Speaker 1: forget also that brock Purty well he did have five touchdowns. 346 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 1: He also to fumble and an interception. And you look 347 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: at those things, and those are paper cuts in a 348 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,960 Speaker 1: regular season game. They're paper cuts against bad teams and 349 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,439 Speaker 1: the culture bad team right now. Against good teams in 350 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,359 Speaker 1: playoff games, those are amputations. So fright right now, it's 351 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: paper cut, big deal, who cares, put a band aid 352 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 1: on it, put some new skin on it. You're good 353 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: to go. But then in the playoffs it becomes problematic. 354 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 1: That's playoffs, playoffs, trying to win a game. Of course, 355 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: the bigger concern for the Niners is defense. Do we 356 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 1: know they don't have their top two players and all 357 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:41,760 Speaker 1: that that defense though built like a sand castle at 358 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: high tide, it's not going very well for that forty 359 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,359 Speaker 1: nine or defense. Robert Salle does he not get more 360 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: TV time? Than Jimmy Kimmel. Holy crap, they love showing him. 361 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,160 Speaker 1: Is it possible at Robert Salad and Joe Buck are 362 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 1: related and we don't know it? Or possibly Akman? Do 363 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,399 Speaker 1: they do? They get paid each minute they show Robert 364 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 1: sala on the television. Anyway, you're at the Niner defense 365 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:10,640 Speaker 1: and Grandpa Philip Rivers went out there and looked like, yeah, 366 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: he looks like a sumo wrestler, but he was matriculating 367 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 1: the ball down the field for Indianapolis in this game. 368 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: And you let the high school coaching forty four year 369 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 1: old grandpa average pretty much eight yards of pop. That's 370 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 1: the Niners defense. They get seven point nine yards per 371 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 1: pass for Philip Rivers. Is that a championship defense? Methinks 372 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 1: not so much. You such a critic, Balor, But yeah, 373 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,680 Speaker 1: I got Niner fans in my inbox. Well it's a 374 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 1: signature win. But you want, okay, seven point favorites on 375 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,200 Speaker 1: the road. I guess the forty four year old grandpa 376 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:49,119 Speaker 1: and that's your signature win. You guys blow. They're in it. 377 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,600 Speaker 1: I said it. Anyway, It is Ben Maler Show. If 378 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,320 Speaker 1: you'd like to comment, honey that you can join us 379 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,639 Speaker 1: right now as the crow flies, we open up the fullness. 380 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,479 Speaker 1: I hit this button there and all the lines open up. 381 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:05,119 Speaker 1: Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven 382 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 1: nine nine six six three six nine. 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And again eight 392 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:41,200 Speaker 1: seven seven ninety nine on Fox is the number eight 393 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 1: seven seven nine nine six six three six nine. As 394 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 1: we're here and hanging out with a bunch of owls 395 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:52,440 Speaker 1: and raccoons and like all the all the critters, all 396 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,800 Speaker 1: the critters of the night. So the Niners got the win, 397 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 1: but was it a costly victory for the forty nine ers? 398 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 1: The bottom of that, we'll get to it, and we 399 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,159 Speaker 1: will do it. Next. 400 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,680 Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mellor 401 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,239 Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 402 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 3: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 403 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,880 Speaker 1: Flly Foods go here with Tony Foodsco. 404 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 405 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 4: As everybody knows, we're the hosts of the award winning 406 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,000 Speaker 4: Polly and Tony Foodsco Show. Yeah, but instead of us 407 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 4: telling you how great we are, here's how Dan Patrick 408 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 4: described us when he came on our show. 409 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,480 Speaker 1: Quick, knowledgeable and funny, opinionated. 410 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,040 Speaker 5: What are you doing? 411 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: Were interrupting our promo? Yeah, you wasn't talking about you. 412 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,800 Speaker 3: You took those clips totally of context. 413 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well after this promo, I'm gonna take you 414 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,040 Speaker 4: out and beat you. 415 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,959 Speaker 1: Let me put this into context. Shut up. 416 00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, just listen to the Polly and Tony Fosco 417 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:50,240 Speaker 4: Show on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts for wherever you get your podcasts. 418 00:23:50,320 --> 00:24:14,240 Speaker 1: Ye, phillis navid a least least least at least not 419 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:28,200 Speaker 1: be at least I want to wish you all. Yeah Christmas? 420 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 6: Is I want? 421 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:35,919 Speaker 1: Was that fun? Yeah? It is I Bill Miller And 422 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,679 Speaker 1: if you missed the Fifth Hour podcast over the weekend, 423 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,160 Speaker 1: this is the last live show that we have Now. 424 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:46,679 Speaker 1: The show will be on every night. I will not 425 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,960 Speaker 1: we'll be partaking. Well, there is a kind of rotation 426 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,400 Speaker 1: here is that Christmas Eve into Christmas Day. 427 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 2: I believe you know I should know this because I 428 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:57,480 Speaker 2: will be manning the ford. 429 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,400 Speaker 1: I think it's Christmas Eve in the Christmas Yeah, where 430 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: we play like the highlights, the best stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah. 431 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,919 Speaker 1: So what they do is they take an hour. We 432 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: only have about six minutes, but every other show is 433 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,360 Speaker 1: an hour of highlights, and then they'll play that all night. 434 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 1: Some of the great moments of the year twenty twenty 435 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,840 Speaker 1: five here on the show, So that'll be coming up 436 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,960 Speaker 1: for you, and then a couple of days here and there, 437 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,160 Speaker 1: and then right back at it before you know it. 438 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,480 Speaker 1: So there is that if you'd like to be part 439 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: of this show eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox 440 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,760 Speaker 1: eight seven seven nine nine six six three six nine. 441 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,920 Speaker 1: Also on the X Machine at Ben Mahlor. That's at 442 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 1: Ben Mahlor you can say hello to Lorraine U Lady 443 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: Party FSR Tech Queen. And also the Kooper Loop at 444 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:53,879 Speaker 1: a Bronco fan hoop de Loop a Bronco fan So 445 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,480 Speaker 1: please act accordingly. Now back to it, Well, we do 446 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,840 Speaker 1: go back to it, and Eileen has checked in She 447 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:04,080 Speaker 1: says her local Fox Sports radio station has a Warriors 448 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,679 Speaker 1: postgame show that must be rivening, and they're still talking 449 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 1: about that, and so I had to stream. She's gone 450 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,320 Speaker 1: to the iHeartRadio app. Now that's dedication. She's by Aleen. 451 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: She's a small That's why we have it right there. 452 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,160 Speaker 1: That's a backup plan on the iHeartRadio app right there, 453 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,680 Speaker 1: live and you have that. Now, you got to put 454 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 1: that the top. They gotta make that one of your favorites. 455 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,400 Speaker 1: And it always pops up. Nature Boy answering the call 456 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,399 Speaker 1: to the wild Rights and he says, look looks like 457 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,560 Speaker 1: these Seahawks fans think their team is a shoe in 458 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 1: to win the NFC West. Now, I don't think they 459 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:40,280 Speaker 1: fear the Niners. 460 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 5: You know. 461 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,679 Speaker 1: Well, listen, there's a lot of diabolical members of the 462 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 1: twelfth Man fan club there in Seattle. We'll see how 463 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,480 Speaker 1: this all shakes out. Late night drug tester. Maybe Rivers 464 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:56,040 Speaker 1: is having trouble adjusting to the new NFL. I mean 465 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 1: the owner of the team is on the sidelines wearing 466 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: a headset. Yes, that is accurate. That is accurate. Shaneon 467 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,160 Speaker 1: de Moin writes and says that Kelly that's his lady 468 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,640 Speaker 1: friend there grew up in Seattle. So yesterday her Pac 469 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,200 Speaker 1: twelve heart had me watching Washington State versus Utah States. 470 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,240 Speaker 1: She's an Oregon DUC fan but loves to goof on 471 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,400 Speaker 1: Washington State. Well, that's what we call a non sequitter. 472 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,680 Speaker 1: Shaneon the Moyne, that's a non sequard. I'm glad you 473 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 1: sent that in. No Stradinis writes in from the Pacific Northwest, 474 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,880 Speaker 1: he says, Court of the Great Bill Parcells, a team 475 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 1: is only as good as their record, which means the 476 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,919 Speaker 1: true frauds are the rams between four four and ninth 477 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:42,239 Speaker 1: best facts. He says, that's from no Stradinis. Right now, 478 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,080 Speaker 1: he's wearing his he's got his Seahawks pajamas on right now. 479 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 1: He's got his Dave Craig poster on his wall there, 480 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,640 Speaker 1: and it's romanticizing the Steve largent Era sounds cozy. Yeah, 481 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 1: he's got his little generic back when they made bobbleheads 482 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: that were just generic. They didn't make player bobbleheads back 483 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,760 Speaker 1: in the day. He's got his a little bobblehead, the 484 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,160 Speaker 1: little Seahawks bobblehead there, and it's got that right next 485 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,240 Speaker 1: to him and it's it's the way to go. Yeah, absolutely, 486 00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,160 Speaker 1: not a burger rights and said, Ben, I know you're 487 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 1: always worried about taking too much time off and not 488 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,159 Speaker 1: having a job when you return. Rest assured your loyal 489 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 1: crew would never let that happen. Yeah, I'm sure, but 490 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 1: but no, I actually, when I worked in San Diego, 491 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,480 Speaker 1: I would fight for you, Ben, You'd go to get 492 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 1: in the street fight. You're right, most talented. Oh oh, 493 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,399 Speaker 1: you're very kindly, Ran, thank you very much. But I 494 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 1: I went when I worked in radio and San Diego 495 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,400 Speaker 1: my first ever commercial radio job at the mighty six 496 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 1: ninety and there was a boss named Howard Friedman who 497 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,400 Speaker 1: was the programming director. And you know, when you're a kid, 498 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,959 Speaker 1: you get a job as an intern. You work your 499 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,760 Speaker 1: way up at radio station. Back in the old days, 500 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 1: used to do that. Now, I guess you do a 501 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: podcast to give you a show. But back in the day, 502 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,720 Speaker 1: we had to work our way up. And so I 503 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 1: remember going to the radio station. I was all excited, 504 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: you know, and I knew all the hosts on the station. 505 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: You know, this is a big opportunity for me. I 506 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,239 Speaker 1: was like, I wanted to be on the radio as 507 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,080 Speaker 1: a kid. And I went in there and I got 508 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 1: the internship. And the first Christmas season, two of the 509 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,640 Speaker 1: talk show hosts said hey, we're going on vacation. We'll 510 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 1: see you in January, and we never saw him again. 511 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 1: They got whacked. It was like that was it. They 512 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 1: were done, and that was what they would do. They 513 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,880 Speaker 1: We're going on vacation, and it just never came back, 514 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: never came back. So that set me up. I blame 515 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,560 Speaker 1: that experience for me being in the situation. But no, 516 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'll take some time and nature Boys says. Troy. 517 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: Aikman did mention he thought the two point play in 518 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,920 Speaker 1: the ram Seaaw game was correct. He said, well, Aikman's 519 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: not been right about a lot, so I guess we'll 520 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: add that to the pile of things. He wasn't right 521 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,760 Speaker 1: about that. Just you just give two points away. Alf 522 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 1: the Alien Opiner says, as we are in the season 523 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 1: of Best of Alf says, why not a special edition 524 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:54,680 Speaker 1: of Ask Ben and an impromptu lame jokes who says, no, Well, 525 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 1: we do have the mail bag, and if you want 526 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,880 Speaker 1: to send those questions in earlier, the better. Here for 527 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,120 Speaker 1: the mail bag on the Fifth Hour podcast, Want to 528 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,440 Speaker 1: Be taking place this weekend. Spock's Weed on the Oregon 529 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 1: Trail upset. I'm sure I didn't mention the vomit Comet 530 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,080 Speaker 1: says I did watch the Colt Niner game at the 531 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 1: Elks Lodge. I rooted for the old guy, got hammered 532 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 1: and was very entertained. Were you not entertained? Yes, there 533 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: you go. Nick in Wisconsin, who I met at the 534 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: Mouther Meet and Greet in Minnesota a while back, says 535 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,480 Speaker 1: thanks for keeping me company while I'm up late and 536 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 1: need to be at work in five hours. Five hours, yikes, 537 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 1: take a nap. Darkey's Sausage says, time for the late 538 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 1: night freak show. Jubilee Sage? Is this a jubilee? When 539 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 1: does something become a jubilee? At what point does something 540 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,120 Speaker 1: become a jubilee? Isn't there something you can eat that's 541 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 1: called the jubilee? Is there a food called the juilee? 542 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,600 Speaker 1: Perry jubilee, a cherry jubilee? Okay, that's a fun word. 543 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 1: Jubilee also jam a fun word. Let's have a jamboree? 544 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 1: Why not? What the heck? All right, let's see what 545 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,680 Speaker 1: else do we man? I don't want to read that 546 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: one on the air. 547 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, did you know that a jubilee is 548 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,680 Speaker 2: a special anniversary or a year of celebration. 549 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,920 Speaker 1: Really a full year a jubilee? What number years is 550 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,760 Speaker 1: you might? I'm shocked you don't know this. 551 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,280 Speaker 6: This is originating from ancient Jewish tradition as a year 552 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 6: of forgiveness. 553 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,520 Speaker 1: Oh, okay, we can do. I look like I've remember 554 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,200 Speaker 1: memorized everything in that department. I mean, do I sound 555 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 1: like that? I don't know. I don't know if I know, 556 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,200 Speaker 1: if you know this, I'm not that hardcore on anything. Okay, 557 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,200 Speaker 1: if you figure that out, Larenda. Uh. Anyway, all right, 558 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: let's go to the folks and let's say hello to 559 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 1: Jed who fled in the Sunshine State. Hello, Jed who fled. 560 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,200 Speaker 5: It's been yeah that you believe that you believe anything, 561 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 5: tid I'm trying to together. God. So the important thing 562 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,480 Speaker 5: to rife Overnight's first out radio man. You're talking about 563 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,480 Speaker 5: the other night. See the backup quarterbacks getting the headset 564 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,480 Speaker 5: as a kind of a U you know, a I 565 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,320 Speaker 5: can't think of a word, but it's a uh emotion, 566 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,920 Speaker 5: it's a demotion. It's see, it's a signals the regression 567 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,440 Speaker 5: of the quarterback. Instead of headphones, We're gonna have these 568 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 5: things called chad phones. The quarterback's not gonna be listening 569 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,240 Speaker 5: to the coaching staff. You're gonna get the best of 570 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,200 Speaker 5: the Ben Maler show in your ears on the sideline, 571 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,000 Speaker 5: and instead of being a demotion, becoming the backup will 572 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,400 Speaker 5: become the sought after position. You want those chad phones 573 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,680 Speaker 5: on your head all game wrong and you can be 574 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,000 Speaker 5: doing sign language very clicking like that, but you're doing 575 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,640 Speaker 5: some sort of you know, emergency broadcast. Because I could 576 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 5: do sign language, you can do siling. Is that good? 577 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,640 Speaker 5: Which means we can row a signals in as plays 578 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 5: if we could pretend because I've been the charades over 579 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,240 Speaker 5: there looking listeners to the chad phones trademark you that's possible. 580 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,520 Speaker 1: So is this is this your plan for us to 581 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 1: get rich in twenty twenty six? Is that this is 582 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,320 Speaker 1: the way we're gonna get really wealthy? 583 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,880 Speaker 5: No, Dad, We're gonna we're gonna find them the find 584 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,280 Speaker 5: the sweetest chocolate we can get. And that's the only 585 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 5: thing I'm gonna get this rich. I'm probably not gonna 586 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,400 Speaker 5: get productive. 587 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,400 Speaker 1: Come on, you gotta come up with a hustle you 588 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,760 Speaker 1: gotta work. You're my hustle guy. You got to figure 589 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,880 Speaker 1: out a way to get absolutely, wasn't that my pillow guy? 590 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: He became rich. I think he's broken now, but he 591 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,240 Speaker 1: became rich, and he had a lot of issues, like 592 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,680 Speaker 1: he was in rehab a bunch, he had a lot 593 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,400 Speaker 1: of Hey, this. 594 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,360 Speaker 5: Guy's crack deal. Crutch him off the crack deal. Was 595 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,240 Speaker 5: concerned about Mike sounds like that is that is way 596 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 5: too far, dude, I've never even hurt. 597 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,800 Speaker 1: No, but come up, and it's a stupid pillow. He 598 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,040 Speaker 1: made him a fortunate on pillow. You can come up 599 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:40,360 Speaker 1: with something. Come on, Yeah, are you stumped? Are you 600 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,280 Speaker 1: stumped by me bringing up a pillow? You're stumped. I 601 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 1: stumped Jed who fled? 602 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 5: I'm stumped about your lack of privacy and your kingdanity. 603 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,480 Speaker 5: Do you want your podcasting? 604 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 1: Oh that's true. Yeah we don't. That's good point. Yeah, 605 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,960 Speaker 1: we don't want to give it out to pillow socks. 606 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,200 Speaker 1: Pillow socks. 607 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 5: Picture your mouth on a pillow? 608 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:02,760 Speaker 1: What huh? 609 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,920 Speaker 5: Put a picture of the mouth on the pillow. Don't 610 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,400 Speaker 5: make you I like that? 611 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,319 Speaker 1: No, No, you know we need to do We need 612 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,560 Speaker 1: to come up within like I know they have some 613 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,879 Speaker 1: of these companies have these air conditioners for the bed 614 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,000 Speaker 1: to keep it cool, but they don't. They're big and bulky. 615 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,000 Speaker 1: They don't really work that well. So you got to 616 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,319 Speaker 1: find a way to keep the bed cool when it's 617 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: hot during the summertime. That would be the way. But 618 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,560 Speaker 1: you there are things that you can do, but they're 619 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,919 Speaker 1: not that good. The dow Wicky things aren't that good. 620 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,960 Speaker 1: Got to come up with something better. Technology has got 621 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,080 Speaker 1: Are you worried. 622 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,319 Speaker 5: About rolling blackouts staring California? Dud? We have fisher hitting 623 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,000 Speaker 5: and going here in Gloria. I don't know about you. No, 624 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 5: I have I have. 625 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,239 Speaker 1: I have a thing called batteries, So I have like 626 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,840 Speaker 1: flashlights and batteries and things like that, candles. 627 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,560 Speaker 5: You know you're a criminals. I know you're criminals. 628 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,440 Speaker 1: A lie on batteries at it's a battery joke right there. 629 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:56,560 Speaker 1: You need a battery this year. So what are you 630 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,400 Speaker 1: going to do the next like week? Jed? What are 631 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,840 Speaker 1: you up to? You know, like crawling? 632 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 5: I'm skinning. I'm sinning, Yeah, I'm around the spot. What 633 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,000 Speaker 5: I'm gonna do is I'm gonna catch up on the 634 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,120 Speaker 5: ben mallor show. I'm not gonna do much, Oh Collins 635 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,640 Speaker 5: kitching up the other day. I'm sorry to get your 636 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,400 Speaker 5: tray to he dog. Yes, Mike Color for con and 637 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,520 Speaker 5: ticking with punch Picking with poppy is Leonardo da Vinci 638 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,000 Speaker 5: compared to an armless painter compared to the dog, Dude, 639 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 5: That's all I'm saying. Oka the worst, all the year, 640 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,040 Speaker 5: the worst, all worst, alling all lifetime. 641 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:28,840 Speaker 1: Thanks figure, Okay, thank you, go away. Chad who fled 642 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:34,239 Speaker 1: from the Redneck Riviera, Florida there, Uh well, what he's doing. 643 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,239 Speaker 1: He's smoking some kind of contraband there out in the 644 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,600 Speaker 1: woods and living the dream. What a what a dream? 645 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,000 Speaker 1: It is? My god, So I costly win for the 646 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:47,480 Speaker 1: forty nine ers. George kittle dinged up. Was it a 647 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,760 Speaker 1: high ankle spray? He claims that it wasn't. He doesn't 648 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,480 Speaker 1: think it's a high ankle sprain that happened in the 649 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,040 Speaker 1: second quarter on a play he got taken it and 650 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,719 Speaker 1: taken down with a hip drop tackle the forty nine 651 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,799 Speaker 1: or tight end. Just because he says it's not a 652 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,120 Speaker 1: high ankle sprain doesn't mean he's not going to miss 653 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,480 Speaker 1: some time for the forty nine ers. So we'll keep 654 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,759 Speaker 1: an eye on that and the math problem. There is 655 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,560 Speaker 1: a math problem for the team from Indianapolis. After the 656 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,040 Speaker 1: Monday night game. The Colts only chance at the playoffs 657 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:23,480 Speaker 1: would involve winning out the Texans, losing to the Chargers, 658 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:29,320 Speaker 1: and then hoping to beat them in strength of schedule. 659 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,399 Speaker 1: So that's it. That's where we are for the Indianapolis 660 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,319 Speaker 1: Colts if they want to make the playoffs, just saying, well, 661 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,279 Speaker 1: who do the Colts finish up with? Can they even 662 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:42,360 Speaker 1: win the last two games? Well, the way their defense 663 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,400 Speaker 1: played in the Monday night game, he'd say probably not. 664 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,200 Speaker 1: Probably not. The Colts finish up with Jacksonville and Houston. 665 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,120 Speaker 1: So Jacksonville, I hear pretty pretty well. It is the 666 00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,200 Speaker 1: Ben Mahlers show time down for the who am I? Game? 667 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,839 Speaker 1: This is where we pretend to be somebody else else. 668 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,840 Speaker 1: We call it the who am I gameh and forty 669 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,880 Speaker 1: Niners star Christian McCaffrey now has five career seasons with 670 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,080 Speaker 1: one thousand plus rushing yards and five hundred plus receiving yards. 671 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 1: That is tied with me for the most in NFL history. 672 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,480 Speaker 1: Who am I? The answer? We'll get to it, and 673 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,919 Speaker 1: we will do it next. 674 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller 675 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,200 Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 676 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:38,560 Speaker 6: Oh the weather main is frightful. Both the bulls are 677 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,000 Speaker 6: so delightful. 678 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 7: If you got no place to go, you can go 679 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:51,760 Speaker 7: to the Ben mall Show. Oh the phone always hopping 680 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,800 Speaker 7: with those called in kooks that popping. 681 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:03,600 Speaker 6: Whenever you feel you can go to Ben Maller Show. 682 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,080 Speaker 6: Kopni up an. 683 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,080 Speaker 1: Eddie's not anymore food. 684 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:15,359 Speaker 6: Can call upon Yeah and Inferto does things. 685 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,760 Speaker 1: Use right he quit. Also he's a bus driver called 686 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,520 Speaker 1: Don Yeah. It is I Bill Miller, The Ben Mahler 687 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:28,040 Speaker 1: Show up all night, every single night to have you 688 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,560 Speaker 1: hanging out. There's no need check out the YouTube channels 689 00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,840 Speaker 1: for the Ben Mahler Show on is that Ben Maler 690 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,160 Speaker 1: Show for Mallard monologues. Some big things coming in twenty 691 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,880 Speaker 1: twenty six, though, show grape Vine says, and also Bennie 692 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,360 Speaker 1: Versus the Penny that'll still be up even though the 693 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,200 Speaker 1: show will be on hiatus on my end the radio show, 694 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,759 Speaker 1: but Benny Versus the Penny will continue. It is a 695 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,239 Speaker 1: labor of love at Bennie vs. Penny. That's at Benny Vspenny. 696 00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:58,480 Speaker 1: That will continue as well, a couple episodes every single week, 697 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,839 Speaker 1: so check out those channel. All right, back to it 698 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,200 Speaker 1: we go. We have the play of the day here, 699 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,720 Speaker 1: I believe, all right, the play of the day. Philip Rivers, 700 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,200 Speaker 1: Grandpa Rivers trying to lead the Colts back late against 701 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,239 Speaker 1: the forty nine ers. Rivers out of the shotgun, takes 702 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,200 Speaker 1: the snap, quick throw up the middle, intercepting Wolves. It's 703 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:22,120 Speaker 1: got it. Woves going the wall, winners to the forty thirty. No, 704 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:23,319 Speaker 1: what's gonna touch him? 705 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,920 Speaker 4: Nothing but the tail lights heats up tick six forty nine. 706 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,359 Speaker 1: Ers pick city Baby first pick six of the year, 707 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:36,640 Speaker 1: and d Winters was all over that and caught Philip 708 00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:37,600 Speaker 1: Rivers slip it. 709 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,280 Speaker 3: Well. 710 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,880 Speaker 1: I don't know who the play by play guys, I 711 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,200 Speaker 1: know the color guy is Tim Ryan, a former Fox 712 00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,640 Speaker 1: Sports Radio alumni member. How about that old school Hey? 713 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,480 Speaker 1: That is the tire Iraq play of the Day. For 714 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,200 Speaker 1: over forty years, Tyraq has been helping customers find the 715 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,320 Speaker 1: right tires for how, what and where they drive you 716 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,440 Speaker 1: fast and freeback by free road hazard protection. We can 717 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,719 Speaker 1: bing in installation options like mobile tire instuatly tire rac 718 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,560 Speaker 1: dot com. The way tire bond should be so time 719 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,600 Speaker 1: now for the payoff on the who Am I? Game? 720 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 1: Forty nine Ers star Christian McCaffrey now has five five 721 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:15,239 Speaker 1: career seasons of one thousand plus rushing yards and five 722 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,759 Speaker 1: hundred plus receiving yards. That is tied with me for 723 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:24,360 Speaker 1: the most in NFL history. Who Am I? That is 724 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,440 Speaker 1: the question? What's the answer? I? Lead in San Francisco, 725 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:32,800 Speaker 1: says Jim Bob Cooter. Fun name Jacoby Marley from Milkman, 726 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:37,719 Speaker 1: Mike and Colorado Poppy from Malarprop. That's very scary. Don't 727 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,960 Speaker 1: ever send that again, Mallard prop guy, you're trying to 728 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,920 Speaker 1: scare people. That's a thing that goes bumping the night. 729 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,560 Speaker 1: The Great Walter Peyton from Andy in Lion O' Lakes, Minnesota, 730 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,360 Speaker 1: Rob the goat Man going with Charlie Bucket as his answer. 731 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,600 Speaker 1: Alf the Alien Opiner says Santa Claus. Well, that's quite 732 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,200 Speaker 1: the Santa Claus. Who else do you have? Maurice Jones 733 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,480 Speaker 1: Drew from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Ferg Dog says Philip 734 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,600 Speaker 1: Rivers and Ferg Dog's going through a lot of emotion 735 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,200 Speaker 1: right now. He's upset. You don't know what he's gonna 736 00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,560 Speaker 1: do for the next week or so. Femmi in Minnesota 737 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:13,439 Speaker 1: says the Abominable Snowman Phil Garner Scrap Iron from Mister 738 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:19,240 Speaker 1: Nice Guy, The A's version, Emmett Orters Jug Band from 739 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:24,160 Speaker 1: Just Josh in Cincinnati's Emmy, I Met this guy. Emmett 740 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,960 Speaker 1: used to call a show the Blind Seahawk Fan, but 741 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,600 Speaker 1: he doesn't call much anymore. Late Night Drug Tester says 742 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,000 Speaker 1: you are a stranger Things. Actor Finn Wolfard, who is 743 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,600 Speaker 1: twenty three today. The Sham Wow Guy. Guess by King 744 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,040 Speaker 1: Rory You Love Him? New Iowa State football coach Jimmy 745 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,239 Speaker 1: Rogers guest by Shane in Des Moinese, George Bailey from 746 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,279 Speaker 1: Kathy and Madison. Emmett Smith from Spockswed or Norm from 747 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,040 Speaker 1: Just What Say You've a raid up? Gotta be Bernard 748 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,919 Speaker 1: the Elf Bernard? Is it Bernard? The Elf? 749 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:53,640 Speaker 2: No? 750 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,959 Speaker 1: The correct? The answer from the Greatest Show on Turf 751 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,279 Speaker 1: The old San Diego State Astac Marshall falk is the 752 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,920 Speaker 1: answer Marshall fulk with an app FULK.