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Speaker 1: All right, Jay is here. Yes, you wrote another book.

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Speaker 1: You said it was a twenty eighth one, Steve.

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Speaker 2: Probably this book is really home hitting and everybody can

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Speaker 2: relate to this. The name of this book is called

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Speaker 2: if You're the only one in the house working, damn it.

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Speaker 3: These are the rules. That's the name of the book. Okay,

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Speaker 3: if you don't.

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Speaker 2: If you're the only one in the house working, you

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Speaker 2: can change the channel.

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Speaker 3: Don't matter what nobody else is watching.

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Speaker 2: If they say I'm watching that, you can say I'm

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Speaker 2: paying for that, so you can change the damn chunel.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great feeling.

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Speaker 2: I'm the only one in the house working. My new book.

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Speaker 2: Chapter this is chapter thirteen. You only only you. Since

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Speaker 2: you're working, only you get to use the good towels.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a job. You use them rough ass towels.

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Speaker 2: The value behind them it. Okay, Yeah, I'm the only

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Speaker 2: one the world with the holes in it. But those

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Speaker 2: are the ones, you ragging ass tie the worlds.

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Speaker 4: We keep under the sink. Then where your towels at?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's where your towels and minor fluffy saft and.

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Speaker 5: Naked turtle lie salt and tidy bowl and two extra.

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Speaker 4: Rolls of toilet.

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Speaker 3: Love it, you love it? Love it?

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Speaker 4: Go ahead.

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Speaker 2: If you're the only one working in the house, you

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Speaker 2: set the curfew as to when people can come in.

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Speaker 2: I may or may not give you a key, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I may or may not.

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Speaker 5: Damn if you have a clock, all these jones is locked.

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm see Red. I'm not getting up. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm better.

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Speaker 4: Ask you no doughbells? Did those lock at twelve? Matter

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Speaker 4: of fact? Soon did the news go off? I'm going

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Speaker 4: to fuck up. I'm going to bed.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

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Speaker 2: If you have If I allow you to have a pet,

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Speaker 2: I don't need to see him. I don't need to

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Speaker 2: hear him, and I don't need to smell him, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I don't. I need to know that that pet is

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Speaker 2: not in the damn house.

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Speaker 4: Well, your ass is down to fish, thank you.

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Speaker 5: They're gonna be coming here with no damn bunny rabbits.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Can't you dogs sank hubble.

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on no wheel.

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Speaker 5: You can have a fish, and his ass got to

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Speaker 5: be in the corner.

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Speaker 2: If I feel like you should have a fish, all right,

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Speaker 2: this is very important that you spoke.

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Speaker 4: I will have.

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Speaker 2: My own and I'm gonna count the little sections, my

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Speaker 2: very own roll of toillet paper that will not be touched.

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Speaker 4: Okay, my role, my damn it.

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Speaker 3: That's my role.

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Speaker 5: Fromdroom into the bathroom and back with me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you if don't touch it. What what I'm counting?

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Speaker 4: Squash what them ragged ass tiles is fault?

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Speaker 2: Use them, rang them out and dry them out and

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Speaker 2: hang them up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, rancher, So Jay, this isn't all in your new book, my.

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Speaker 2: Brand new wood work. I'm the only one working in

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Speaker 2: this house. These are the rules, damn it. Number one

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Speaker 2: hits another chapter of this chapter sixteen. If I allow

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Speaker 2: you to have a side hustle in that house, meaning

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Speaker 2: you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you're sitting on a

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Speaker 2: personal trainer, I.

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Speaker 3: Get a cut.

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Speaker 2: And ex expecially if you sell it weed, especially sell

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Speaker 2: fifty half fitty fit half whatever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh a house dog had, hey Jay had?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like chapter number or thirty two.

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Speaker 3: Oh which what I like that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? But it's name of this chapter is cause I so,

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Speaker 4: uh huh.

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Speaker 3: That's a good chapter. Ye like your parents?

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Speaker 5: Because I said so anybody asked a question in this

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Speaker 5: damn house, right, refer to chapter thirty two.

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Speaker 4: Damn it because ourselves.

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Speaker 2: Said, so that's it. That's It's another another chapter, chapter,

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Speaker 2: chapter forty. Boy, this is good chapter, Steve.

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Speaker 4: How many chapters in the book.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, this is a big book.

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Speaker 4: Talking about about one hundred and eighteen.

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Speaker 3: Forty.

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Speaker 2: It says, if I go to bed early, I go

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Speaker 2: to bed early.

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Speaker 3: Everybody goes to bed early.

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Speaker 2: That yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, we all go to

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Speaker 2: bed at this I don't have to be in the

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Speaker 2: bed hearing you up.

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Speaker 3: Look what you up for? Put you up for? You

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Speaker 3: ain't got to go to work. I go to bed.

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Speaker 3: You go to bed, Okay, going there and.

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Speaker 5: Look at the walk to but the TVs go off. Yes, no, no,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna let you do your last one. But man,

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Speaker 5: I want to thank you for chapter sixty four.

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Speaker 3: What you got me?

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Speaker 5: When I'm sitting on the tilet I like the door open,

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Speaker 5: Do not pull it shut.

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Speaker 3: You're shitting me, right, you're kidding me, right.

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Speaker 4: What chapter sixty four.

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Speaker 5: I'm sitting on the tarlet, I like the door open.

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Speaker 5: I need to see you're not in my house. Walk

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Speaker 5: past and pull it shut. I'm shutting the house. No,

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Speaker 5: you're not shutting nothing.

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Speaker 4: I'm shutting the door. If you're in there using the

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Speaker 4: bathroom door your chapter.

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Speaker 5: No, you won't work, You don't be that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not working. You do, Yeah this is you

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Speaker 3: don't pay for the door.

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Speaker 2: When I wake up in the morning to go to work,

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Speaker 2: I can make as much damn noise as I wanna make.

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Speaker 4: Y'all say a damn thing. Don't be shishing me. Now.

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Speaker 4: What you need to do is get some work. Now,

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Speaker 4: that's what you need to do. But you can't get out.

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Speaker 5: This house because you ain't got nowhere else to go.

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Speaker 2: Mister Tom Now when you wake up, no, hell no,

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Speaker 2: I ain't keeping good Jay's new book.

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Speaker 1: If you're the only one working in the house.

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Speaker 4: This heavy doubt? All right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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