WEBVTT - Broke the Statue on Spring Break

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tapph Garrett phone tap. So AJ wants to phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>his mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, AJ's out on spring break because it is spring

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<v Speaker 3>break season and thought now it would be the perfect

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<v Speaker 3>time to mess with mom. Mom was gracious enough to

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<v Speaker 3>pay for spring break, So we're gonna call up mom

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<v Speaker 3>from the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>AJ got into some trouble. Not a good idea, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Will be the arms always worry when their kids are

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<v Speaker 3>at spring break and you're playing on that audu.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see what Garretts phone taps all about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hey, mom, how are you doing? Let's be having

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<v Speaker 2>them all. I need your help.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know the hotel that I say that?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, last night we went off to drinks and kind

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<v Speaker 4>of got a little bit too drunk and.

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<v Speaker 2>Knocked over a statue in the lobby. What do you

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<v Speaker 2>mean you knocked over a statue and they have me detained?

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<v Speaker 2>They have you detained? What do you mean they have

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<v Speaker 2>you detained?

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<v Speaker 1>A what for knocking over the statue? Day that I

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<v Speaker 1>paid for it?

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<v Speaker 2>You paid for it, so what's the problem. Wait, did

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<v Speaker 2>you just say you paid for it? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, they want me to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay for it sixteen hundred dollars. I don't have that, mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you possibly send me another fifteen hundred?

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<v Speaker 2>You want me to sing you fifteen hundred dollars? I

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<v Speaker 2>just paid for the trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I promise as soon as I get back home,

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<v Speaker 1>I will pay for it. I swear to you, I'll give.

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<v Speaker 4>You back the money.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, now paid for this trip and you want

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<v Speaker 2>to get drunk. And that's stupid with your friends. You're

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<v Speaker 2>sorr irresponsible and you want me to come up with

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<v Speaker 2>fifty hundred dollars? Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even leave the place.

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<v Speaker 2>They haven't in this room in the hotel, Well you

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<v Speaker 2>have thought about that?

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<v Speaker 1>What is she doing? You want to beat?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the owner of the hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>He's really sad. Smile. I put on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Hello is this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm his mother? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 4>I own the resort that your son decided to destroy

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<v Speaker 4>last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, First of all, he told me that it was

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<v Speaker 2>just one thing that you broke. You make it sound

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<v Speaker 2>as if he tore up and wrecked your whole hotel.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a big problem going on here because I

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<v Speaker 4>have Jonathan Taylor Thomas coming tomorrow, and he knocked over

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<v Speaker 4>our statue of the founding father, Al Barland.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, come man, I'm not paying for it. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom, listen, shut your face, shut it up, shut it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you tell my son to shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the money to pay me?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you shut up to you, shut up, to shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>You back there, You shut your face.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't talk to my son like that. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>tell me, you don't tell me to shut up.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well you're gonna need to get this, is it?

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<v Speaker 4>I have videotape of him humping it last night in

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<v Speaker 4>the fountain. He was humping a statue.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't humping the statue. I was shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up. Just talk to my son like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to pay me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Or no?

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm going to have to hold your son. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm holding your son.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom. What the hell did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember. Last night was all a blur.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave you money. Now where is all the money?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I spent it? Where we spent it? I got a tattoo,

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<v Speaker 2>a nice cool tattoo. The money that I gave you.

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<v Speaker 2>You spend it on a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Your tattoos, And I said, you know what, I love

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<v Speaker 1>Jessica And.

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<v Speaker 2>I wait a minute, hold it, Jessica. You got a

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<v Speaker 2>tattoo with Jessica.

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<v Speaker 4>Learn it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Oh my neck.

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<v Speaker 2>Stand, You've just one dunny for you. Gotta test you

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<v Speaker 2>with Jessica. Don't come home.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Tanya, my name's Garret from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your son.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, I got phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you staring abum worried?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you still in tattoo though? Are you okay? Here's ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you're spending money playing flanks from kattoos?

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<v Speaker 3>Phone that was pre recorded with the permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show