1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call. When it comes to the hardest, 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 1: most thankless jobs, one of them near the very top 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 1: has to be caregivers for the elderly. Yeah, you're angels 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: and saints if you're listening. I mean, they provide such 9 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: a critical service, giving all their time and their energy 10 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,840 Speaker 1: and their compassion to do things that frankly, most people 11 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: probably wouldn't have the patience to do themselves. That's why 12 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: family send them to home. So we just want to 13 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: thank them for all their amazing work that they do 14 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: in the community. Yeah, seriously, And now that we now 15 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: that we've praised caregivers, it's time to prank one. She 16 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: was set up by her friend because she's about to 17 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: start helping with a brand new family tomorrow, Okay, and 18 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: she'll need to talk with the family first. I don't 19 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: think it's going to go very well. You'll hear it 20 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: in your brand new phones. Tapp right now on the twenties. Hello. Hey, 21 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:18,040 Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Crystal. Yes, it's a sheet. 22 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,759 Speaker 1: Hey Crystal, this is Will. I think you just got 23 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,320 Speaker 1: hired to do some caregiving work for my family. Oh yeah, 24 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: hi Will, how are you? Hey? I'm good. I just 25 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: spoke with the agency that recommended you, and they were 26 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: telling me some pretty great things. Yeah. I mean I've 27 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: been doing this for four years for a lot of 28 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: different families, so I'm looking forward to working with you. 29 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know if the agency told you 30 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: about the duties that are going to be involved with 31 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: my grandpa and everything, just the standard meal planning, medication reminders, 32 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: helping him get things done, stuff like that. Yeah. Did 33 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 1: they mention the nocturnal chowdownia situation? No? Sorry? What was 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: that nocturnal chowdown? Ya didn't tell you? No, would you 35 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: mind filling me in? I'm kind of surprised that I 36 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: mentioned this. So, um, gramps only eats when he sleeps, 37 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 1: so the medical term is nocturnal chow down. Yet, so 38 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: when he closes his eyes, then you're gonna have to 39 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: get to work? Is that too like an IVO? No, 40 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: it's not like that. We're not at that point yet. 41 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: But basically, he won't eat when he's awake, and obviously 42 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: he needs food, so whenever he takes his five minute 43 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: power naps, you need to be cramming a banana down 44 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:34,359 Speaker 1: in there. Um okay, I'm sorry, I need to get 45 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:40,519 Speaker 1: this straight. So he has to be fully asleep, like Tom, 46 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can you just explain it one more time, 47 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: I've just never heard of it. Well, no, it's it's 48 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: actually pretty easy. So, like he'll be in the middle 49 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: of watching Wheel of Fortune and then he'll conk out, 50 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: and so as soon as you see that happen, then 51 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: you need to be microwaving hot pockets like Martha Stewart 52 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: on crap, get him heated up, stuff him in his 53 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,239 Speaker 1: mouth before he wakes up. And I think that's what 54 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: I'm confused about. The stuffing in his mouth. You're going 55 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 1: to have to do it as quiet as you can, 56 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: so I recommend maybe sneaking up from behind and then 57 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: tie his hands to the chair. Oh I don't think 58 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: it will be necessary to restrain him. Oh, trust me, 59 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: it is because I can actually get pretty intense feeding him. 60 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll try and fight it in his sleep, you know. 61 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,399 Speaker 1: And yeah, because it's subconscious doesn't want him to eat, 62 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: but he'll be throwing karate chops, fist will start flying. 63 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: But that's why the restraints are there. Use any force 64 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: necessary to make it happen. Well, I don't know if 65 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: I'm really comfortable using force to feed a patient. Okay, well, 66 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: no one is really comfortable at first. But just to 67 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: know that we have a closet full of rope and 68 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: restraints and wires, all shapes and sizes in there. Whatever 69 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: you need, we're behind you, all right, And okay, stuff 70 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: for anything weird. It's just for restraining grandpa, right right. 71 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is so much information on that once. Okay, 72 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: do you want to write it down? You know what, No, 73 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm the right person for this job. 74 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to be able to 75 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 1: be a caregiver for your grandfather. Is that you have 76 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: a problem feeding old people? Resume? What I said is 77 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: that I am not the right person for this position 78 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: and I have never dealt with this condition, and I 79 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 1: just have the best care for him. But you're starting 80 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: tomorrow though, and the agency said that you were willing 81 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: to help with whatever we need. Well, the agency didn't 82 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: tell me that I need to be tying up Grandpa 83 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: and shoving food down his growth. So I'm just I'm 84 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 1: trying to tell you that I will not be able 85 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: to start. You mean spitting it in his mouth. Excuse me? 86 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: You would be spitting it in his mouth because Grandpa 87 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,359 Speaker 1: doesn't choose since he's sleeping, so you'll prea chew his 88 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: food and then baby bird it into his mouth and 89 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 1: oh my god, that is not how that is done. 90 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,160 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But you can eat some of it too 91 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: if you want, excuse me. Like the peanut brittle that 92 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: he has is pretty good. So when you chew it 93 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: up and you just spit some to him and then 94 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,719 Speaker 1: swallow whatever you don't I can't think of a worse food. 95 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: Did pean it rittle to feed this man in this condition? 96 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: Are you? Are you laughing? I mean, I'm trying not to. 97 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 1: It's so funny. I'm sorry. I just you know, your 98 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: friend Mason said that you were into this kind of stuff, 99 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 1: so maybe she was wrong. How do you know my 100 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,599 Speaker 1: friend Mason? Who are you? I only know her because 101 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,040 Speaker 1: she's the one who set you up for this prank 102 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: phone call week Ry. Oh, there's no wizard did this. Yeah, 103 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: I'm not from the family who hired you. My name's 104 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: actually jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, 105 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: and we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god. Yeah, 106 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: your best friend Mason said that you set her up 107 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: on a bad blind date recently and this was her 108 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: way of getting revenge. Yeah, that didn't go well. Honestly though, 109 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,359 Speaker 1: I think you'd get a lot more jobs if you 110 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: put baby Birding on your resume, or maybe to get 111 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,280 Speaker 1: more dates. You know. I don't think i've seen that one. 112 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: I'm Tinder, but you never know. It's out there. Trust me, 113 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: it works. Yeah, I'm sure. It's a wake up every 114 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 1: morning with food tabs weekday mornings on the twenty Brooke 115 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.