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Speaker 2: We're doing it fine.

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Speaker 2: He slapped together. Sean distant, Hey, I'm sorry you have

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Speaker 5: I was not giving one. I was here fifteen minutes

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Speaker 2: Fifteen minutes early. That's good. I should have done that.

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Speaker 1: Happy Holidays from your Wolf? Wow, okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: If you could find an earwolf? Is this a to

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Speaker 3: Is just like a pet of paper.

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Speaker 5: Did everyone get the same gifts, Kevin or did other

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: That's cool. It fits you perfect, It fits you very well. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I am pumped about the pop sockets, phone grip and stand.

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Speaker 2: I've been wanting this is good.

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Speaker 3: You can watch that pop who I needed that?

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Speaker 5: It's really like Christmas morning in here right now. You

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Speaker 2: And unfortunately Sean Diston is always our guest on episodes

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be tough. In next year's Vulture Best Jobs,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a goody was infectious as Sean and Hayes.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you can add that to your keychain. That'll

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Speaker 2: Oh I got so much ear Wolf bling. There's a

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Speaker 3: Podcast, Kevin answer we have now? Okay, good?

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Speaker 1: Jordan is here. Hello, Brett is here. I saw Jordan

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Speaker 5: Well, I just feel like you know, when I come

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Speaker 2: I think so at that point, Yeah, that's not a

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I did see you at one.

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Speaker 3: I got holiday cheer.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly what I am. I'm not known as

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, and that's good. That's perfect for this because basically,

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Speaker 3: You guys need more money.

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Speaker 2: Got a cash in, We need some stinky cheese. And

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Speaker 5: That's a great idea. Do you guys know about Mariah

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Speaker 5: Carey's Christmas show in Vegas?

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Speaker 3: Right now? That's a cash I do.

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Speaker 2: But tell hey, there.

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Speaker 5: She's doing a Christmas show in Vegas where she's lip

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, and that'll be us and a few years

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Speaker 1: And then every year after this we can just lip

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it is true, Like Christmas is a

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Speaker 1: It is like the tree, the heads ritualistic like they

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Speaker 5: The that's actually the heads. And the lights the lights

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, the lights are the blood. The tinsels like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's crazy. It's got it crazy. That's got

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Speaker 2: Is, Like, dude's is that where we should start?

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Speaker 5: Should we start with like like reality Christmas like really

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Speaker 1: We need to do that this time?

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Speaker 2: Do you think that's bad when we go hard on

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think people can just know that we could

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Speaker 3: But if not, I will shut this ship down.

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Speaker 2: You like Christmas bitch? Yeh, didn't be on your best

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Speaker 1: And we do have to make this money to day

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Speaker 3: Before the show.

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Speaker 5: Before the show, Sean whispered in my ear what the

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Speaker 3: And Brett burst into the guitar and he was like,

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Speaker 8: I have, I have moles in the studio, okay, let

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Speaker 1: And sometimes I just ends.

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Speaker 2: One time, one time Brett was wearing these low rise

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Speaker 8: Are they growing? Have you noticed any growth on them?

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Speaker 2: I don't think there's any room for him to grow,

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Speaker 2: Dude, just Brett's malls hit malls. Well, look, let's get

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Speaker 8: Something that's more important than health.

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Speaker 2: That's true. First, let's plan it, measure twice, cut once.

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Speaker 2: How many songs do you think we need for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: That's a great question. We usually get.

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Speaker 3: The game.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wow, crazy Brett's got a heart out.

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Speaker 1: We can also take the poster for twenty seven dresses

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Speaker 1: and cross it out right poster.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not bad.

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Speaker 2: We still say Cavin Heigel's in it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah sure.

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Speaker 2: I So I have one idea. Okay, I just throw

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Speaker 2: Hollywood is Hollywood Handbook. Sometimes people call it tinsel Town.

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Speaker 2: Oh Christmas, a lot of people call tinsel time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's se where you go?

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Speaker 2: Is it tintle time?

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Speaker 1: And toss and Holly is Christmas too?

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Speaker 3: And Holly?

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Speaker 5: Something we could do there, that's time and yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: Should that be its own song or are we gonna.

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Speaker 1: We have twenty second?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we should make so Tintle Time and tis Hand

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Speaker 2: and Holly Time in Hollywood could maybe both be tracked.

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Speaker 1: Matt, we have to do Matt appadaka sneaks into the.

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Speaker 2: Control room, mattterodactyl.

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Speaker 1: There is we have to do twenty seven songs, So

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Speaker 1: either get the fuck out or or contribute actually fucking.

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Speaker 3: Some fucking Weezer lyrics in here.

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Speaker 1: Actually, no one.

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Speaker 5: We should do a Weezer one for sure, say we

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Speaker 2: That's three ideas.

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Speaker 1: Say it's snout it, so Jordan's gonna be singing say

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Speaker 1: it evan Weezer screw.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So somebody take these down.

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Speaker 3: We have Tinsel Time, Tinsel.

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Speaker 1: In Hollywood, we have saying It's So that's three. So

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Speaker 1: let's let's let's let's those out right and lay those down.

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Speaker 1: So starting yeah.

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Speaker 3: See.

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Speaker 2: The decoration the friggin tree.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, it starts.

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Speaker 10: With chee fucking tinsel bitch, chad It Sparkley as all

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Speaker 11: The putting up the lights and with lighting the candles.

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Speaker 1: I got what gifts.

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Speaker 12: Then my fdle bitch, get home my Christmas loan.

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Speaker 3: I'll kick your as similar name shine.

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Speaker 11: Tinsel Time in tinsel Town, get the title fitting and

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Speaker 11: stuff about movies and celebrities and smart Glenn Keaeswood directed

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Speaker 1: So the best movie I've seen in twenty years.

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Speaker 13: Tinsel Time in tinsel Town gonna be December twenty sixth.

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Speaker 1: When I take it down. No way, I'm.

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Speaker 13: Not gonna do it earlier, because that's not why I

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Speaker 2: I put it up to celebrity Christmas, which happens on

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Speaker 7: Fifth, and Clinton Eastwood it's a great movie.

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Speaker 13: Then he made a count the Aletta Olympic bombing.

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Speaker 2: And a falsely accused why here.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's pretty good. Good is too long? A

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Speaker 1: little too long?

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Speaker 2: Too long because we have to do twenty seven and

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Speaker 1: I loved it. I thought we had to get in

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Speaker 1: something about you were like, we didn't. You're right, we didn't.

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Speaker 1: Eventually I should.

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Speaker 2: Have done a second verse, one verse each. That's the rule.

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Speaker 2: From now on. Everybody gots one versus sometime it's.

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Speaker 5: Not sure you get something in on the premise of

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Speaker 1: So that's so, that's what we can do all the

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Speaker 14: It could be the same, but we're okay, same, Okay, good, Yes, it's.

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Speaker 11: Holly time in Hollyood Rigid Joe was really good.

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Speaker 8: It's holid time, man.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. Okay, that's say that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, good, it's like ring tones.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so sand it snow.

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Speaker 1: This is Jordan's here we go.

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Speaker 3: Jordan's all right, Okay, somebody's Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Isn't my eyes box?

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Speaker 3: I think gets snow? All right, that's it, that's good.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh oh wait, but let's do the bridget.

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Speaker 8: Let's dear, dear Santa yea, dear Santas, I'll right you.

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Speaker 10: In spite of years of silence, you haven't from my choice,

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Speaker 10: so I treat you with violence.

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Speaker 1: How bet off.

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Speaker 3: Your beard off? You are a fuck jerko.

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Speaker 1: Thank you suck saying I hope you read this a.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well wait, we had you guys do that.

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Speaker 1: It looks like we had Yeah, let us have it.

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Speaker 1: It's you doing it. That wasn't it? You were late?

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Speaker 2: That's kind of it, all right, that's why good, that's

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Speaker 15: I got there.

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Speaker 1: The title the.

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Speaker 3: Song, say it ain't snow?

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Speaker 1: Can I sing a song about Christmas snacks?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 1: Do you know the home Alone Dunn?

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Speaker 8: That's Game of Thrones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah, right, roast the home alone thing?

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Speaker 3: Home alone, isn't John Williams.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even know how many you know? No,

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Speaker 1: John Williams, No, okay, something like that, yeah, or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Christmas Cheerios, Christmas cheerios. I can't wait to eat my snack.

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Speaker 1: Christmas cheerios, Christmas cheerios. Give me them mentoplastic bag, Christmas cheerios,

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Speaker 1: Christmas cheerios. I'm so glad my cheerios are back. Look

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Speaker 1: at me eat them, Look at me eating them one

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Speaker 1: at a time.

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Speaker 3: Great, that's good, it's good Christmas.

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Speaker 1: That one's called That one's called Christmas snack?

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Speaker 3: Can I do one about baby Yoda and the Manger?

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Speaker 8: You guys are asking me permission now to just do whatever?

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Speaker 3: Can I can? I?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I do it. Let's do it. Okay. Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: Key of man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus, y'all.

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Speaker 16: But what if Jesus was Yoda? What if Jesus was Yoda?

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Speaker 3: When he walked on water, he was using the force.

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Speaker 1: When he made.

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Speaker 1: What if Jesus was Yoda?

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Speaker 16: If Jesus was what if Jesus was Molle Let me

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Speaker 16: take about that ship it could happen.

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Speaker 1: Put it in your brain. What if baby Yoda.

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Speaker 3: Died for sins?

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Speaker 1: But if he did?

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Speaker 2: All right, hear much thinking about it?

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Speaker 3: Over there?

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Speaker 16: Tap your forehead, really ponder this question.

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Speaker 3: Alright, this song is too long.

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Speaker 2: It's okay to long. Wait, okay, Brett, all right, you'd

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Speaker 2: like to do an erotic song for Christmas? I think

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Speaker 2: we have to have one really sexy.

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Speaker 1: Look, yeah, we do for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so give me something, man, that's sexy. That was

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Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, playful and sexy. M it's really hard to

455
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,199
Speaker 8: be put on the spot to come up with sexy, you.

456
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 3: Know, I guess.

457
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 5: Try writing the lyrics and singing them.

458
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:45,360
Speaker 17: There's nothing tougher than finding the rat stuck and stuff.

459
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 17: But I got an idea, don't need no fluffer.

460
00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 2: Oh this rock hard stock and stuff. Then Jamon, Yeah,

461
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 2: that's right.

462
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 3: E is sa song Christmas Day.

463
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,959
Speaker 11: I'm about to blastoid.

464
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 13: I got a little misshaped and I should enjoy here

465
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 13: or baby right behind.

466
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm a beer.

467
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 18: I'm about to go off and wrap up about having

468
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 18: since with a part of the head that people usually

469
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 18: don't think of as erotic, but for me, it's something

470
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,719
Speaker 18: that's little exotic.

471
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 3: And hold on, here we go.

472
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: I'm done.

473
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 19: Great.

474
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 3: That was pretty good.

475
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 5: But I think Brett also a little too long. And

476
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 5: I would say, Brett, when the songs when we do

477
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 5: like a verse, just lead us, slow us down, and

478
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 5: lead us in for the landing.

479
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 2: You know, yes, thank you, end it quickly, Brett, You're

480
00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 2: my Sully.

481
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

482
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 2: When I.

483
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: Display also like Richard Jewel, also like Mule falsely accused,

484
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: play play another song. I walked downstairs and looked under

485
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: the tree. Santa had granted a wish for me.

486
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 12: He had canceled Three Doom Forever did Your Premium was

487
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 12: forced to raise their offer to my show, the only

488
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 12: one that people would now listen to, and.

489
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 3: I was offered a raise an ear wolf.

490
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: For the first time in a lie, I went to

491
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: Colin Anderson and asked him to.

492
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 20: Be my what.

493
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 3: We flew the plane bread?

494
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: Thank you bred Jesus, Jesus. I can't.

495
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 8: It's like you're telling me.

496
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: I know, but you Mary, Colin Anderson.

497
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: I want to marry him. That's a different so I

498
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 2: could have.

499
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 3: Been a whole other Yeah in the album.

500
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 2: Now we have to sing that every Okay, Well, I

501
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 2: guess Colin and Hayes' Christmas wedding should be a summer.

502
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah.

503
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: The priests and the people are in the seats and

504
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 2: everybody's ready to celebrate love. Hayes is here and Colin

505
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: is here, and there Goes flying.

506
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 15: Up pretty white dove. Oh my, it's haysing Colin's Christmas wedding.

507
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 15: This is one I won't be forgetting, all right, Brett,

508
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 15: that was.

509
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 8: Actually pretty good?

510
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 1: Perfect? How many is that?

511
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 20: Eight?

512
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 21: Eight?

513
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 2: Okay, so we got nineteen more?

514
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: Kevin raises shows me the back of his heads, raises

515
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: four fingers.

516
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 20: Got it?

517
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,199
Speaker 2: Okay?

518
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: Is that is that one?

519
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 2: I gotta go pretty soon?

520
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 3: It's Christmas?

521
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

522
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey there kids, Uh, this is uncle.

523
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 3: Bred and uh they shuck, shut up, shut up.

524
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: Uncle Bred's gotta get the.

525
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 5: Fuck out of here, because it's Christmas.

526
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: Baby, Uncle Bred's gotta go. It's Christmas. Uncle Bred gotta go.

527
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: It's Christmas. Uncle Bret's gotta go.

528
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 17: It's Christmas.

529
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 3: Uncle Res gotta go.

530
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: You're a little bitch.

531
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: Now I am Uncle Bred, and I got to leave.

532
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 4: I'm playing a time and they rep by knows when

533
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 4: I leave, go in far.

534
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 3: I'm an engineer.

535
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, and I have a house on a

536
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 5: hill please, And this song is brit What the fuck

537
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 5: are you doing, Brent.

538
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 20: Bred?

539
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: I was, I was, I was very We're only one

540
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: third of the way, fans.

541
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: So we got nine?

542
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, got nine and we need to do eight.

543
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 3: Should we just remix the other?

544
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: Heaven? What's your favorite Christmas tradition to have opening presents?

545
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:31,479
Speaker 3: Okay?

546
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 4: Okay, we kind of opened to what it was the

547
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 4: gift of kids like free fashion.

548
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: Okay, now we can try it on the roof, opening

549
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: presents on the roof. Kevin's walking up the stairs and

550
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: the roof and all his presents are laid out of

551
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: the roof. He opens one it's milk, Yes, he opens another,

552
00:29:53,440 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: it's bread. Yes, he opened the third it's a bicycle.

553
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: Okay, good Jordan. What's your favorite Christmas product?

554
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: Playing games? Playing games? A lively bunch of.

555
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 22: The roof.

556
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 2: Jordan's on the roof for Christmas games. No, they're not

557
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 2: reindeer games. No, these games don't have any names. They're

558
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 2: just called games. Don't be lame. Jordan's up there and

559
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: she's playing tag. But she doesn't call it tag. She

560
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 2: calls it shoved.

561
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 10: She shoves her buddy and he calls out the roof

562
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 10: and there's a lot of blood.

563
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: She put the presents on the roof. So that was

564
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: a time to continue because there was a whole narrative

565
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: building connecting the two.

566
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 2: Sort of made the other song about Jordan.

567
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: Build a trap for Kevin to shove them off the roof.

568
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: And that's what she considers games.

569
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: What's your favorite Christmas tradition?

570
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 8: Eating chestnuts?

571
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: Eating? Okay? Okay, all right, okay, start playing it?

572
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 11: Cool?

573
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 8: Cool, okay, yummy?

574
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 4: What are all these white people eating? What's the chestnut?

575
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 4: I don't know what the chestnut is. What is a chestnut?

576
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 4: Is it honestly a nut?

577
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: Or is it? What is a chestnut? Chestnut is a

578
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: white people delegacy we have every Christmas time we eat

579
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: him raw with a knife and fork. Then we go

580
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: to the hospital. Okay, chest not so good?

581
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 2: Okay, great, so that's good.

582
00:31:59,240 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 8: Good?

583
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 3: What's the check us nut?

584
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: What else it's mad doing here?

585
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 3: What's your favorite Christmas tradition? Mat I like to take

586
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 3: a nice little like Christmas nap.

587
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: Okay, nap is the part of Christmas water fall asleep

588
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 2: and people can decorate me like a tree. I man,

589
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 2: listen to Weezer.

590
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: That's okay, that was good.

591
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 3: That was good.

592
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,719
Speaker 8: How many are we at?

593
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 3: Eleven?

594
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: Twelve, thirteen, thirteen, lucky thirteen?

595
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: Kevin, you have to do one song then just let

596
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 1: everyone like, just take a walk. It's just a quick break.

597
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm chef Kevin. I'm gonna

598
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: take you on a little ride.

599
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 23: You ever go to the party and you're a little

600
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 23: hairer than you're supposed to be, Well, just keep in mind.

601
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 23: You gotta trim that tree up, trim.

602
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: Your beard, your beard.

603
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 3: That was really good.

604
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: The tree was his beard.

605
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fourteen. Should we do like a p s

606
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 2: A one about safe sleigh driving? Yes?

607
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

608
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 19: Yes, Oh I'm out of here, guys.

609
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 3: Great time at the bar. I'm feeling great.

610
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my ass out of you.

611
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 21: Now.

612
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 9: Hold on a second, Santa, you had one too many

613
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 9: eggnogs to fly that slave without one of these night

614
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 9: vision goggles.

615
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 20: Oh great, I just put them on, and it hinders

616
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 20: my approval vision a little bit.

617
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 1: But I can see everything.

618
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 3: Clear as the day.

619
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: That's okay, San. That you wouldn't even to see straight

620
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: in front of you when you're driving. The car doesn't

621
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: go sideways, and.

622
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 3: Honestly, the rein deer are driving.

623
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 1: I'm just sort of hanging her out. A song?

624
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 7: Is that?

625
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: Yeah?

626
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: She's that?

627
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 3: Is that?

628
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 1: I mean it's a it's a track.

629
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 3: It's a track.

630
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: That was crashing the plants.

631
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 3: Could we do some like skits sort of like a

632
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 3: rap album where they.

633
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, let's do a skit?

634
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: Ye all right, motherfucking helms? What the fuck is going

635
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: on down here?

636
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 5: Y'all making the y'all making the motherfucking gifts of one.

637
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 2: Get off my fucking back ass hash?

638
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: Wait, who just said that?

639
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 3: Which one of you?

640
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: El just said that sprinkles when keeping a reel goes wrong.

641
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 21: I don't.

642
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 3: You could just do a couple of weeks.

643
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 1: We could do later. Later, we'll do it wrong.

644
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 2: That's good.

645
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 3: I didn't really go wrong yet, but.

646
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 2: You know you got you hate feeling nervous like that

647
00:35:59,400 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 2: coming by.

648
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 3: That's going wrong.

649
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: That's pretty bad. Matt Matt song song me Baby, Oh No,

650
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 2: here we go.

651
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: We can do another Weezer song. I know you were

652
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: sad you didn't get to help out on Chomping at

653
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: the bit.

654
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 2: My name is Snowness.

655
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,919
Speaker 1: My name is snow is good.

656
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 3: That's good.

657
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: My name is My name is that.

658
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 3: You can do that breath I'm burying in the.

659
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 24: Worlds boom that something like that. It's like, no, no,

660
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 24: my name is.

661
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 22: You can't tell me how I'm yes, sure, yeah, landslide.

662
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah it works.

663
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 3: My name is Snowness.

664
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 21: I'm carrying the toys.

665
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: Thanks for all your wishes. Are your little girls involves

666
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: you're going?

667
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 24: Yes, come sit next to tree, pour yourselves up, cucoa picture.

668
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 3: Class is here.

669
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 24: Too, and so is missus class. And there are lots

670
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 24: of elves. Frosty the Snowman is your neighbor. The trees

671
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 24: aren't going as they plan. The legos are under there too.

672
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: I want a brand new bike.

673
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 3: He's my favorite.

674
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 14: Time of youth.

675
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: The elves are going home. The elves are going home.

676
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 5: I've never been more sure that someone has a full

677
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 5: blown boner right now. But that was the greatest thing

678
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 5: to ever happened to Matt Appideca in his entire life.

679
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 1: That the show. You know, it's too late to put

680
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: the toothpaste back in the tube on the Weezer Show.

681
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: But it must be bittersweet. See what could have been?

682
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 3: It could have been this.

683
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 2: Better later?

684
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: What you could do? A bunch of the ugly sweater song?

685
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: What else? Oh?

686
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 2: How about just a mistletoe song?

687
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, give me a beat.

688
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 2: I got it, just a beat, give me a give

689
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: me a tune.

690
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 25: Missle more like kisselte. They call it mistletoe. Why not

691
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 25: kissel toe. You're kissing, so we call it kissing, so

692
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 25: it's called kisseltoe, but they call it miss.

693
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: Kissel Or like kissle lips. You kiss their lips, you

694
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: don't kiss their dope. It should be gold kissel lips.

695
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: Change the name of the planet mistletoe. It should be

696
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: bullet to. Mistletoe should be bullet to.

697
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 3: Is it a missile? Hell no, it's a bullet. Yes

698
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 3: it is where I kiss you on your mouth?

699
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 22: Wow?

700
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 3: Right, that one could be three songs.

701
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: I think if you separated and then you and like

702
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: your kisses being like bulls. Yeah, and how you always

703
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 1: have you always have one kiss in the chambers?

704
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 2: Such an interesting approach.

705
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

706
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 5: Hm, well, how many songs? What's that Kevin eighteen?

707
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 3: We're we're getting.

708
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: Two thirds of the should should we do it?

709
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 3: Wouldn't keep? It really goes wrong? No more go to that?

710
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 2: Well, you have the ugly sweater idea.

711
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: The Ugly Sweater song is an idea for Matt which

712
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: we also need a little more separation for the third

713
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: Weezer song?

714
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 2: Is there another band we want to tackle if we're

715
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: doing Weezer songs?

716
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we could do What about some three eleven?

717
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: There's got three eleven? There's all American rejects. Do you

718
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: know swing swing?

719
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 2: Oh by sixpenceing on the richer Twilight.

720
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: By all American rejects? No ring ring goes to Christmas Bell. Yes,

721
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: that's good. Okay, we do a capella version.

722
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 8: There we go go Pentatonics.

723
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 26: I don't know the beginning of the song, but I

724
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 26: can do the chorus.

725
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: This is.

726
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 26: Ring Ring goes to Christmas bells my heart. I see

727
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 26: doves in the air. But it's super great. Just want

728
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 26: to celebrate this holiday.

729
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 25: But.

730
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 26: Guess celebrate with my family.

731
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: You okay, okay, thank you for that.

732
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 3: That was good.

733
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: Hmmmm.

734
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 3: Let's see, let's say Christmas.

735
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 2: What about how about Christmas cleanup?

736
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 19: Uh?

737
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you gotta talk about it.

738
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: Christmas clean up well and eat the fun part. You

739
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 2: gotta get the tree. You gotta take it apart. You

740
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 2: gotta put the ship back and take it to the street.

741
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 2: You gotta call the fucking guy and have him bring

742
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 2: the big thing.

743
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: Christmas clean up. Man, you gotta throw the wrapping paper out.

744
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 20: Man.

745
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 13: You gotta recycle the wrapping paper too. Man, you gotta

746
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 13: do everything you don't want to do.

747
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: It's the ugly side of Christmas. It's the clean up.

748
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's pretty good. It's very like a

749
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: frank portrayal of what that's what it really is like. Yeah,

750
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: that's honest, kind of like.

751
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 3: Wrap its telling the story Christmas dinner.

752
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah we can.

753
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 3: Because we gotta talk about the food. You gotta talk

754
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 3: about the goose.

755
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: Got the goose.

756
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 3: There's the other.

757
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 1: Stuff the goose.

758
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 3: Let's do it.

759
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 27: I see a goose and pone taint some cham the jam.

760
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: I take a big scoop with a goose. I ain't

761
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: the dream into my mouth. Wow, that's it. That's pretty good.

762
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: That's nice.

763
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 3: That was nice. Yeah, we could still.

764
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: Do there's more food, right, Yeah, we could do Christmas

765
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: dinner parts.

766
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 2: Okay to dinner on Christmas dessert as well.

767
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we should do dinner rolls.

768
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: Probably.

769
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 3: It's a classic Christmas dinner rolls.

770
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: So do it.

771
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 20: Give me that dinner roll. I want that dinner roll.

772
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 20: Give me that dinner roll, Lolly thirty. I'm a little

773
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 20: fat boy and I love to eat bread. I want

774
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 20: to put those dinner rolls in my head. I will

775
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 20: eat the butter and the jam off the dinner rolls,

776
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 20: dinner rolls. Jordan's always backing me up when dinner.

777
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: The jam, I like, was good?

778
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 3: Now jams in there?

779
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 2: So then I jam swinner. I think maybe I have

780
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: an idea for what it could be for which one dessert.

781
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: Jam deserve Jam deserve.

782
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 13: Oh man, it's more than I deserved.

783
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: You deserve jam dessert.

784
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 13: Oh man, it's even better than the order I had,

785
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 13: which was jam. And the dinner which I had was

786
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 13: hay with jam. Oh yeah, here comes the dessert. Oh yeah,

787
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 13: it's fucking jam jam jam.

788
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 3: That's really good. It's pretty good.

789
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,479
Speaker 1: Okay, now I think we can do the ugly sweater song.

790
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 3: Here, here we go, have a slap up. What's going

791
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 3: on Christmas?

792
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: He guess.

793
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 25: There dat all that fun?

794
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 8: That podcast ship?

795
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I was just over there.

796
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 21: I mean maybe Santa that's me. Can't you see I'm

797
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 21: a real fun gosh. If you want to enjoy my sweater,

798
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 21: it's got tricks exact exactly.

799
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 1: It's so weird pattern.

800
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 21: It's on my buddy.

801
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: It's my Christmas sweater.

802
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 3: It's got that.

803
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: Was incredible, man, fell part at one? Did it was

804
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 2: working at work?

805
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 3: It's worked, It worked.

806
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's resort of a metaphora.

807
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 3: All right, so let's do uh when keeping it real goes?

808
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,919
Speaker 1: Okay, we can do it. Give me a real let's

809
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: do it again.

810
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 3: All right, everyone, it's me missus claws.

811
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: I'll get everyone ready. We're making cookies.

812
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 3: Elves, elves, are you ready to help me make cookies?

813
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 1: Man?

814
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 2: Your cookies? Chaste? Like crow? Who what?

815
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: Who's who?

816
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 15: Said that?

817
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: Which was sprinkles and that's what keeping it real goes wrong.

818
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 3: All right, that's good.

819
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 2: Oh god, he's like he knows better than yes, but

820
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 2: he says crinkles and sprinkles. Then he's got to explained.

821
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 3: How many left Kevin to left left?

822
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Brad, you have you can actually do a solo

823
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: Brad song.

824
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 3: Here we go.

825
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 8: Oh wait, you want me to Yeah? How about just instrumental?

826
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 20: Yeah?

827
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: Nice instrumental. Yeah, that could be really nice.

828
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 8: I lost my pick as soon as you asked me.

829
00:46:50,360 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 28: That instrumental's the second old A song.

830
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 2: It's an instrumental break right at the edge of finishing

831
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 2: the album, and we totally cast out instrumental breaks.

832
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 3: You ever need a break, it's instrumental. This is one

833
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 3: of those breaks.

834
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: Man.

835
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 3: That's good.

836
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: One thing we.

837
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 2: Could do in honor of the Earwolf Christmas party Israeli

838
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 2: et Josh's lunch. Everyone loved his rendition basket case by day.

839
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 2: Maybe we do our version of the test more iconic.

840
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: Yes, and actually, like it's christ you have to make

841
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: new new herocs. It's called Christmas case.

842
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 8: Okay, that's American idiot.

843
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 2: It's uh, do you have the time, do you have

844
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 2: a treat? To put my gifts under. I've brought these gifts.

845
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: I don't know where to put them.

846
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: I am one of those missile toe guys right into

847
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 1: the core, no doubt about it.

848
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 5: I got these gifts upstairs and I am ripping up.

849
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 3: I am something and miscares and names. There you are,

850
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 3: my bet.

851
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: Okay, right now, I think Josh is still ahead.

852
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 3: But we have one more verse to try really against.

853
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: No, no, it's all of us to try and pull

854
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: us one out. So it's like, let's start from the

855
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: beginning and let's do one another first.

856
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 7: Three?

857
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 21: Four?

858
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 10: Do you have a treat to put these gifts under?

859
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 10: I brought these gifts.

860
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 2: I don't know where to put them.

861
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: I am one of those the Christmas Santa Claus. I mean,

862
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: A'm Christmas goose, and I'm about it. The gifts keep

863
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: wrapping up, okay, and I am clapping up, clap. I

864
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 1: think I think keep going, keep going.

865
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: He's gone, Okay, Yeah, I'm not sure your.

866
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: Verse is actually what comes next to you say? All

867
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: right about we don't know. Okay, we don't know. Maybe

868
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: we switch I'll start this, I'll start in that, Simon,

869
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:31,240
Speaker 1: We'll do a different order. Yeah, okay, No, you're starting

870
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: the song over now, don't stop. Do you have the

871
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: time to drink some Christmas wine? It's gout spices and

872
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: our range peels inside it.

873
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am one of those, a Santa Claus bro

874
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 5: and I'll live in the overball.

875
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 7: Sometimes I can't find the tree. I'm sorry to put

876
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 7: my good gifts underneath. I just care rapping.

877
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: I think I'm cracking out my Christmas crackers. I'm just

878
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: Christmas man. See Richard you because Merry Christmas.

879
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 22: Yeah.

880
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,720
Speaker 3: And for the Vulture writers, my name is Sean Diston.

881
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 3: Next year let me know byem