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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's been working for years, spending

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Speaker 1: a lot of money on a cool concept is fast

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Speaker 1: food drive throughs for dogs. They got the service part

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Speaker 1: and the food all worked out. It's just teaching the

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Speaker 1: dogs how to drive.

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Speaker 2: I want to see a dog in track. That's the

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Speaker 2: sticking part.

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Speaker 3: I trust the dog behind the wheelmore than Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Yes, once, throw over them, once over the hump.

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Speaker 1: Though, it's going to be taken off with Laser Stories,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

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Speaker 1: and there's other dog bad daddies just don't this first

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Speaker 1: Lazer Stories out of Prince William County, Virginia, twenty four

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Speaker 1: year old man named Aaron Andrews got married a few

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Speaker 1: months ago, and even though he was starting a new

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Speaker 1: life with his wife.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was broke and happens, especially when you're newly married.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they both moved into his father's basement. You know what,

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Speaker 2: It's okay, and it's a couple things. It's just fine.

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Speaker 3: Not what you imagine. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, you'll get

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Speaker 3: through it.

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Speaker 1: Because Aaron's dad is an avid lottery player and recently

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Speaker 1: bought a ticket for the Virginia Lotteries Cash for Life drawing,

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Speaker 1: and wouldn't you know, it ended up being the grand

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Speaker 1: prize winner.

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Speaker 2: Okay, house Dad.

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Speaker 3: The prize for that was a choice of either one

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars every week for life or a one time

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Speaker 2: So that's actually a hard decision.

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Speaker 1: Instead of just choosing that himself, Dad gave the ticket

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Speaker 1: to Aaron as a wedding present.

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Speaker 3: Dad can't put him in old folks home now, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I take care of Dad.

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Speaker 2: Aaron was floored by his dad's generous gift.

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Speaker 1: Then he chose the cash option, which made it a

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Speaker 1: one million dollar wedding present. When he redeemed the ticket,

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Speaker 1: he said, quote, I have a great father who has

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Speaker 1: done nothing but look out for me. As for the dad,

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Speaker 1: he told news reporters that this was the best way

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Speaker 1: to get him out of his basement.

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Speaker 3: Can buy a two bedroom apartment?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because Aaron said he wants to buy

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Speaker 1: a new home with his new bride.

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Speaker 2: All right, you're gonna be right back in dead game, low, Aaron.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Florida. A fifty

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Speaker 1: three year old man named John Sturgeon was driving around

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Speaker 1: and is souped up Dodge Charger when a guy in

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Speaker 1: another car waved and told him that he had a

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Speaker 1: sweet ride. Well.

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Speaker 2: John responded to the compliment by putting his.

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Speaker 1: Car in park, walking up to the other guy's driver's

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Speaker 1: side window, and punching him straight in the face.

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Speaker 3: Really wanted that to end in a hug.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, you coming on to my girl, I'll show you.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what toxic I mean.

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Speaker 1: When he's driving the chargers, guys dash cam got it

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Speaker 1: on video. You can hear John ask if he thinks

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Speaker 1: he's tough. The guy responsing, all I was trying to

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Speaker 1: tell you was nice car. Bro's obvious. He was very

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Speaker 2: It's better than nice.

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Speaker 1: John hopped back in his Charger and drove off, but

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Speaker 1: the dash cam got a clear shot of his license

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Speaker 3: Did they ever figure out why you're so mad?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Last yard.

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Speaker 1: They hadn't tracked him down yet, but people online did.

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Speaker 1: They found his Facebook page, where he has already posted

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Speaker 1: several shots of his car, so they've been leaving comments

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Speaker 1: on it like nice car, Bro, This is the car

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Speaker 1: that can't take a compliment, Savage.

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Speaker 2: What did he do when someone says not nice car?

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out drive Through Dining Headquarters.

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Speaker 1: There's big time rumors out there that the fast food

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Speaker 1: giant Wendy's will reportedly add the SpongeBob famous Krabby Patty

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Speaker 1: to their menu. Oh my god, that'd be the most

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Speaker 2: I would buy one immediately.

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Speaker 1: And we know that because a memo was leaked online

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Speaker 1: saying the Krabby Patty wi launch in celebration of the

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Speaker 1: twenty fifth anniversary of the hit Nickelodeon animated series SpongeBob SquarePants.

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Speaker 3: Crazy.

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Speaker 2: They gotta give toys and stuff.

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Speaker 1: And if you've never seen the show, it might be

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Speaker 1: different than what you're thinking because there's no crab in

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Speaker 1: a Krabby Patty. Oh that's true, people can think of.

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Speaker 1: But it's a premium cheeseburger top with fresh produce and

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Speaker 1: secret Krabby Patty sauce. But like, if SpongeBob doesn't cook it,

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna be peek Krabby Patty.

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Speaker 3: Do you think all the cooks have to dress this SpongeBob.

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Speaker 1: Releast straps sponges to their bodies while they cook it.

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Speaker 1: Wendy's will also launch an all news Bungebob inspired frosty

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Speaker 1: called Pineapple under the Sea, which is vanilla swirled with

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Speaker 1: pineapple mango puree. Again, even though this is still a rumor,

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Speaker 1: it seems true and if it is, they'll be at

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Speaker 1: Wendy's locations on October eighth through the beginning of November.

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Speaker 1: How much do you think.

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Speaker 2: Mister Crabs is allowing them to sell for because he

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Speaker 2: you know, he's a penny picture yea.

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Speaker 1: In this economy, Yeah, maybe, maybe Brook you need to

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Speaker 1: do a Krabby Patty challenge, some sort of fast food

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Speaker 3: Wendy's is my hands down favorite favorite fast food restaurant.

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Speaker 3: I will I will not ruin it for myself.

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Speaker 2: I love those square patties so much.

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh, that makes sense, square patties for SpongeBob.

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Speaker 2: Square pants.

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Speaker 1: Took to the end of the story to finally understand

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Speaker 1: good job, Wendy's.

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Speaker 3: It'll be in the actual media release when they actually this.

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Speaker 1: Next Lazer stories out of Luxury Lands. I'm not joking.

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Speaker 1: When I say this, but Lamborghini is releasing its first

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Speaker 1: baby stroller, Jack.

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Speaker 2: Here's the photos.

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Speaker 1: They're billing it as the world's most exclusive pushchair for

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Speaker 1: parents and or babies who want to discover the exhilarating

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Speaker 1: fusion of luxury fabric and precision engineering.

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Speaker 3: This looks exactly like every other stroller that I've ever seen,

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Speaker 3: except it has a Lamborghini logo on the handle.

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Speaker 1: I just hope they have a little key bop so

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Speaker 1: the baby can.

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Speaker 3: Hold it around, little Lamborghini jacket.

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Speaker 2: And how much they're going to cost, likely in the

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Speaker 2: thousands of dollars.

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Speaker 3: Lamborghini was cheap, and.

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Speaker 1: Lamborghini says they're producing an extremely limited number of them,

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Speaker 1: so you should sign up to get in line if

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Speaker 1: you really want one. Wow. I just have one question though,

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Speaker 1: if you buy this, does it mean your baby has

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Speaker 1: small junk and your compensating for I'm asking for a

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Speaker 1: friend because he recently bought a Lambeau. Definitely not compensating now.

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Speaker 1: He just lets the luxury floor masks how they feel

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Speaker 1: on his shelf. And that's how means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 1: same time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,