1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. So recently, Kyle was asked who she'd like to 2 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 1: see on the house wise and she said Christie Teagan. 3 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, there's absolutely no way that 4 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: she would do that. There's no way that John would 5 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: allow that. And I don't mean to say like he's 6 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 1: her keeper. I just mean you have to be all 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: in with your whole family, and there's just no way. 8 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: They have success. They have money, they have fame, they 9 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: have what seems to be a nice family, good branding opportunities, 10 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: She's done incredible things with her social media. I can't 11 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: imagine what reality television would have that Christie Teagan could 12 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: possibly want. But then it made me think, in a 13 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: fantasy land, that will never happen. And I don't want 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: it to happen for these people, or for the world 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: or anything, but maybe for the world. But then it 16 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,319 Speaker 1: made me realized, in a fantasyland, who would be like 17 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: HB i C. Housewives cast. So here's my all star 18 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: of all all Star housewives casts. So this means like, 19 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: I'm not suggesting Beyonce or um Taylor Swift. I don't 20 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: think they'd be great at it. I I don't think 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: they'd be great at house swives. I'm talking. I'm going 22 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: to give you a cast that I think would be 23 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: good at the show, like in another life when they 24 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: didn't make it there, they didn't make it with the 25 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: way that they have, they'd be good at the show 26 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: and we would want it. And also I'm thinking about 27 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: the dynamics and their interaction. So first would be Chrissy Teagan, 28 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: second would be Chris Jenner. Those families have had a relationship. 29 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: I think Chris was good friends with Chrissie and Kim 30 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: was good friends with Chrissie. And I'm sure all clean 31 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: and fine, but there's some remnants because I think Chrissie 32 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: and Chris we're doing like a like a cleaning supply 33 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: deal together, and when Christie got into a little bit 34 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: of public trouble, Chris ran like a thief in the night. 35 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: So Chrissy Teagan and Chris Jenner and a wind tour, 36 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: now we'd really find out that dynamic. Like for years 37 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: the Kardashians weren't good enough to be at the met Galu. 38 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: But then don't hate the player, hate the game, and 39 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: we're really there to sell magazines and Kanye was the 40 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:39,119 Speaker 1: fashion person who had the music Street, cred And and Kim. 41 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: The first year was a plus one and now Kanye 42 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: would be a plus none. So that's been an interesting 43 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: circular reference. And Chrissy Teagan has probably gone not only 44 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 1: as a social media influencer on her in her own right, 45 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: but definitely with John Legend. But the Matt Gala has 46 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 1: become a social media influencer event, much to the dismay 47 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: of like the Tried and True Fashion People, which is 48 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: also another land of bullshit, so it's all actually bullshit. 49 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: But Christy tag and Chris Jenner, Anna wint Or so 50 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: far wait for it, wait for it, Megan Markle, Megan Markle, 51 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: I think would be great with them. There's now new crossover. 52 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: Megan Marco's neighbors with Ellen and lives in Montecito and 53 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: Chris Jenner's friends with Ellen and just officiated some Megan 54 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: Markle's part of this cast. Wait for it, Victoria Beckham 55 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: coming in next, because there's a connection to Victoria Beckham 56 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 1: with Megan Markle. They used to be friends, but they're 57 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: not friends anywhere. Their friendemies, but I'm sure publicly their 58 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: friends and who knows how that works. Keep it moving, 59 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: Amal Clooney the Queen and the universe. I feel like, 60 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: truthfully she's friends with or has the respect of Anna Wintour, 61 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: She's she's uh co chaired the met gala um she 62 00:03:55,640 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: connects to that group. I think it's extraordinary. Christy Teagan, 63 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: christ Jenner, Anna Wintour, Megan Markle, Victoria Beckham, a Mall Clooney, 64 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: the sickest housewives cast in history. In order to get 65 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: them to do it, the number would be because I 66 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: know the numbers, like I know the numbers of what 67 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: I know, the numbers of what it would cost for 68 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 1: me to do it, which they can't afford. So in 69 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: order to get these women to do it for one 70 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 1: week on one trip, like you could get them to 71 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: do one week on one trip because they don't need 72 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: to do four months and beyond a real season. You 73 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: could get them to do a three day weekend like 74 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 1: on a trip. You could really reduce their days. And 75 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: I think in order to get them each to do it, 76 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: I don't know if George Clooney would allow a Mall 77 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,719 Speaker 1: or if she thinks it'd be bad for a career, 78 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: But in order to get them to do it, um, 79 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: I would raise the money and do this it's so good. 80 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: I'm work shopping this with you right now. So would cost. 81 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: I believe for three days you could probably get six 82 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: good episod pisodes. I think you'd have to pay five 83 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: million to each of them minimum. Initially my number was ten, 84 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: but that was thinking it was more of like a series. 85 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: If you really had them for three days, I think 86 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: five million would be the number. But I think the 87 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 1: number to get them to do it will be ten. 88 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 1: But between five and ten million you could probably get 89 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 1: these women. So would be five, ten, fifteen, twenty thirty 90 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 1: million dollars to do this Netflix, I think we should 91 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: call me for thirty million dollars. This would beat the 92 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 1: Megan and Harry documentary. To watch this, So that's my pitch. 93 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: I'm pitching Netflix. You heard it here, five million a 94 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:42,840 Speaker 1: piece minimum and give them a piece of like the profit, 95 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: give them a back end, give them a back end. 96 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: You could just give me an EP credit and I'm 97 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: gonna have to get paid each episode two because I 98 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: was my idea. But we can work it out. We 99 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: could work it out. I'm not you know, they don't 100 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: want me in their episode that their show. I'm famous, 101 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: I'm not as famous as any of them. So I 102 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: gotta sit back to you and just be the producer 103 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: who thought of the good ideas. Um, yeah, I'm sticking 104 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: with my I'm kind of mesmerized and flabbergasted about my 105 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 1: own cast right now because I just wanted my mind, 106 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 1: oh over here, what about? Like? You know, I got 107 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: like there's another cast I have going to in my mind. 108 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: I'll tell to you next time. These are dream casts. Okay, 109 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: I've got another one. I'm starting it. That was a 110 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 1: pretty good one. It's gonna be hard to keep up 111 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: with that one. But I have another dream cast in 112 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,720 Speaker 1: my mind has just gone to another insane It's kind 113 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: of the cast of the Deep Blondes in my mind