Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma was sitting by the fire,
Speaker 1: my grandma, grandma. I'm gonna say, on fire you're talking
Speaker 1: about Hinda like jagamo ja. Culturess are here. It is time,
Speaker 1: it is, it is now, it is, it is time,
Speaker 1: It is place, Honey. This is Bowen Yange and this
Speaker 1: is Matt Rogers and this is the last Cultures podcast.
Speaker 1: We culture experts are here. We're on a crusade, on
Speaker 1: a crusade for culture, a crusade for culture. You know
Speaker 1: that's gonna be our new slogan. I think we're on
Speaker 1: a crusade for culture, like because of its religious overtime. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: and there's um, you know, the inquisition, the Spanish inquisition,
Speaker 1: but this is a culture inquisition. It's a cultural inquisition
Speaker 1: because we're looking at it and it needs to be inquisitive.
Speaker 1: Absolute one of the words. Would you say that you
Speaker 1: know what culture is about creating culture and languages? Culture?
Speaker 1: And I want, I think inquisitive It is a word.
Speaker 1: I think so, I think I think rule number twelve,
Speaker 1: number twelve. You can create words. Guys. We have such
Speaker 1: a special guest with us, a truly special guest and
Speaker 1: a great friend. Um, this is he's a member of
Speaker 1: pap Roulette. He's been a friend of ours for probably
Speaker 1: a friend of mine, for a star of thousand eleven.
Speaker 1: So i'mybe like five six years with the star of
Speaker 1: the n YU reality show, Yes, buddy back when a
Speaker 1: master choreographer, master choreographer. And I'm going to bring up
Speaker 1: more about that. But his name is David Mazzone. Hi, David,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be here. Thank you for having culture.
Speaker 1: Truly we're joined by another culture. Rest I think I'm temporary.
Speaker 1: I'm temporary cultural sta boys, you're flattering me. Well, I
Speaker 1: have to say, um, there was a period in my
Speaker 1: life and this is like I do credit David with this.
Speaker 1: After I met David, I did start wearing like tighter
Speaker 1: jeans and my style did change. Well, I mean, we
Speaker 1: finally acknowledge his color blind this and I also fully
Speaker 1: thrust upon you like bags and bags of clothes of
Speaker 1: mine that I have. I get hand me down clothes
Speaker 1: from David and have been now for like I guess
Speaker 1: four years to this day, to this day. And I've
Speaker 1: also realized, like much much of the clothing that I
Speaker 1: wear is either David's or Henry's like I won't wear
Speaker 1: my own clothes and then honestly all my clothing and
Speaker 1: actually my boyfriend just moved in and so basically now
Speaker 1: he's doing this thing where he's like, you have to
Speaker 1: give away almost everything you own because we have to
Speaker 1: minfend my things in and everything I'm giving away is
Speaker 1: my real ship, and like david ship is staying, and
Speaker 1: like I'm like, I can just wear all your things,
Speaker 1: because what's your ship? Like described generalize your ship to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, like all of it is way
Speaker 1: too tight up top. I have this thing because I
Speaker 1: get I think what's in now, and I think what
Speaker 1: I like is like like tighter pants and dark on
Speaker 1: the bottom and then like a little bit looser up top.
Speaker 1: I think being color blind. I guess it's part of
Speaker 1: the things. Just the colors become dark and like because
Speaker 1: you know, dark with a light whenever possible, And I think, like,
Speaker 1: but I but I definitely. I mean I got a
Speaker 1: lot from David, from from my friends. I'm happy to
Speaker 1: supply them. I have another bag for you, honey, Okay,
Speaker 1: well I want it. Oh my god, He's gonna kill
Speaker 1: me if I come in with another bag of clothes. Alright, alright, Okay,
Speaker 1: now it's time, David. We want to know more about you.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the culture that shaped you. But at
Speaker 1: this point in your life, go back all the way
Speaker 1: to the beginning. Just walk us through, honey. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I think this was um where Matt and I like
Speaker 1: really bonded when we first were becoming friends, when we
Speaker 1: were in reality show from Rhode Island, which is I
Speaker 1: usually refer to it as New Jersey and Boston's kind
Speaker 1: of love child. It's like the like an Italian Irish
Speaker 1: sort of like clusterfuck where everyone smokes um and everyone
Speaker 1: loves their moms. It's a really nice place. So you're
Speaker 1: saying that everyone smokes weedy. Rhode Island is huge with weed. Absolutely, yes, see,
Speaker 1: this is a thing that is different. And I don't
Speaker 1: know because we all went to n y U. And
Speaker 1: one difference that I note I clocked this difference, Honey,
Speaker 1: is I'm from Long Island and everybody was an underage drinker.
Speaker 1: And then I came to n y U and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, everybody I met, and I mean everybody
Speaker 1: had like a big vocabulary for weed, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know anything about that, and you were like a full
Speaker 1: blown stoner. Like well, I mean I didn't actually smoke
Speaker 1: a damn thing until my senior year of I'm senior
Speaker 1: of high school. And then once I got accepted into
Speaker 1: n y U, I was like, oh, let's fucking go.
Speaker 1: I got in early decision. I was done like December,
Speaker 1: and that was a rap and I went absolutely fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: Um actually with my friend Greg, shout out to Greg,
Speaker 1: if he's listening to this, I'm going to his wedding,
Speaker 1: which makes me just feel so we love you, Greg
Speaker 1: and Katie. But anyway, um, Greg like literally gave me
Speaker 1: my first bowl and like taught me how to buy
Speaker 1: it and all this stuff. And anyway, my dad's like
Speaker 1: now like, well he's like loving it too, and he's
Speaker 1: or it's like maybe, well my dad is just start
Speaker 1: starting to get into it for sure. And that's something
Speaker 1: that was like so crazy for me because I have
Speaker 1: actually this amazing story of my I think I was
Speaker 1: I want to say seventeen. I had finished my like
Speaker 1: restaurant job at the time, and I was like meeting
Speaker 1: up with a friend who I worked with like smoke a.
Speaker 1: She was like, do you want to roll it? And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, like I'll roll it or
Speaker 1: no problem, this is straight. Was like sure, Like also
Speaker 1: great tits anyway, good boobs, good boobs. Um. So I
Speaker 1: like I'm sitting on the thing and my mom calls
Speaker 1: me and she's like, Dave. She's like we're making pasta,
Speaker 1: like are you coming home? Which is like a very
Speaker 1: typical call for my mother. And I'm like, Mom, like,
Speaker 1: work is really like running league, like I have a
Speaker 1: couple of tables that I have to stay around for,
Speaker 1: like I'll be home soon, but I'm gonna be home
Speaker 1: lader than anticipate. And she was like, okay, like just
Speaker 1: let me know when you're coming home. So me and
Speaker 1: this girl like go for a lap in her car
Speaker 1: and I'm like golling in him in the frontside seed
Speaker 1: and we're talking about like I don't even know, like
Speaker 1: whatever whatever you talk to your like restaurant job friends.
Speaker 1: There's a whole another podcast. I know it really is.
Speaker 1: I had the same experience. Well, not to get too
Speaker 1: far away from what it is, because I do want
Speaker 1: to find out what it is that you think that
Speaker 1: like that we bonded about that shaped that that was
Speaker 1: like the culture part of the but yes, fucking identified
Speaker 1: with like having like a really quote unquote best friend
Speaker 1: that were name is Amanda, mind name Emily, never Emily,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean their names were Emily is and Amanda.
Speaker 1: So of course they were like suburban like white girls
Speaker 1: who like works in restaurants and like this girl Emily
Speaker 1: was like the like the smoker, Like she had like
Speaker 1: one of those like long dreads with the bead and
Speaker 1: then in the back that she had to talk in
Speaker 1: for health and like safety concerns and hygiene. So anyway,
Speaker 1: like bottom line is, we're like pulled over the red
Speaker 1: light and I'm fully like licking this Dutch clothes top,
Speaker 1: no waiter on the cop. My mother, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: in her infinity, I thirty turns. I like turn to
Speaker 1: my right and I'm like, oh, it's literally in my mouth,
Speaker 1: like it's it's like right, no, you were literally caught
Speaker 1: in that. I can't even tell you. So I like
Speaker 1: turn to my mom and she goes, what she doesn't
Speaker 1: know this girl Emily that I work, she never comes,
Speaker 1: so she's like who are you? First of all, who
Speaker 1: are you with? It's like about what the funk are
Speaker 1: you doing? Third of all, you like me that's the worst,
Speaker 1: which is the worst because my mom is the best,
Speaker 1: and like we were just so close, and I just
Speaker 1: never want to hurt a little. You know what I
Speaker 1: would have done. I would have put on an accent
Speaker 1: and be like, I don't know who you are. Well,
Speaker 1: she lips to me from with her car. She just
Speaker 1: lips get home, Oh my god. And so I call
Speaker 1: her and I'm like hi, I was like and so
Speaker 1: like my mind. I like, first of all, I like
Speaker 1: completely lose my cool in front of Emily. I'm like
Speaker 1: trying to be all like blunting, and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: this girl's got This girl's got like a dread. She's cool.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have to worry about her mom. Emily with
Speaker 1: a dread is like, oh my god. This boy is
Speaker 1: like totally freaking out. His mom is totally not chill.
Speaker 1: And so I call her and I tell her that
Speaker 1: Emily dropped a cigarette and that I was fixing her
Speaker 1: cigarette for her and like what she was going to
Speaker 1: smoke in and then she was giving me a ride home.
Speaker 1: And my mom was like, well, then why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: use your car? And I was like because my and
Speaker 1: I'm almost like shut the funk up and just come
Speaker 1: off the phone. So anyway, that's like that was like
Speaker 1: a tangent experience, but it's certainly like formative, a formative
Speaker 1: experience of my weed smoking in Rhode Island, and that's
Speaker 1: the culture in Rhode Island. I can't believe for twenties
Speaker 1: around the corner we have such a busy day. Honestly,
Speaker 1: we well, this is I guess a perfect little plug.
Speaker 1: So David isn't popular Let with Bone and I Popular
Speaker 1: Lett is a musical sketch comedy group that you may
Speaker 1: or may not be familiar with. UM together for we've
Speaker 1: been together for it's almost four years and so we've
Speaker 1: performed many places and we have a spank which is
Speaker 1: a kind of like an audition show. Uh. This Friday,
Speaker 1: April at six pm, we're gonna be putting up our
Speaker 1: show Pop Roulettes Amazing Earth. It's the first narrative show
Speaker 1: we've ever done. It's the first UM time we're gonna
Speaker 1: be doing some material and this is really something that
Speaker 1: we've literally worked on for a month and probably been
Speaker 1: thinking about doing for a year, and we're really excited
Speaker 1: about it. It's all about the run, it's all about
Speaker 1: the run. Come on, let's be real. Um So, anyway,
Speaker 1: that's happening and we're very excited. Um I wanted to
Speaker 1: give you guys an opportunity before we jump into some
Speaker 1: current events. I wanted to give you and maybe I'll
Speaker 1: even put this on a cock. I want because so
Speaker 1: Bowen and David share a uh passionate love for a
Speaker 1: certain pop icon whose name is Lady Gaga. And I
Speaker 1: would love to let you guys kiki about Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put a minute on the clock and I
Speaker 1: wanted to Kiki about Lady Gaga. We've done this and
Speaker 1: go baby, shall we pick up where we left? Where
Speaker 1: do we leave off? Honey? Well, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: we could talk about l G five, which is her
Speaker 1: rumored fifth album, which we're built. We're waiting for hard,
Speaker 1: We're waiting for her because here here's some of the collaborators.
Speaker 1: She's got. She's got Mark Ronson, she's got nine uh
Speaker 1: Niles Roger, She's I mean, she's got Tony. She's got
Speaker 1: Tony Ban, who I heard plans to do a battle
Speaker 1: with her on the album. I like a like a
Speaker 1: more Gaga type ballot or less of a Tony type
Speaker 1: ballot be involved. I also read online that she plans
Speaker 1: to do a song with Elton as well. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: going to be on the album or not. These are
Speaker 1: all like very These are basically Gaga fans just like
Speaker 1: just throwing I think the universe and just seeing who responds. Right,
Speaker 1: it's got to read it. I wish for like a
Speaker 1: musical Gaga album. I want almost like a Broadway drama. Well,
Speaker 1: she's gonna give you that late career. I think now
Speaker 1: she's gonna give you. I think she's gonna go on
Speaker 1: that way. She'd bring it to you every ball. She
Speaker 1: should bring it to every ball. On art pop and
Speaker 1: I I have to say Our Pop is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite album The Clock is out the Window You
Speaker 1: Gotta Ago, I would agree like that that art pop
Speaker 1: to me represented a component of leading Argos's personality that
Speaker 1: she had been a little bit reluctant to express, which
Speaker 1: is like just a carefree, fun like bubble gummy sort
Speaker 1: of like attitude filled machine. Look, she's the reason, she
Speaker 1: the reason she like draws so much iron, the reason
Speaker 1: why people like sort of poop poo on her like
Speaker 1: artistic choices, because she's the smartest. She's she's the only
Speaker 1: pop star is smart enough to make those choices and
Speaker 1: to like know that they're going to get a reaction
Speaker 1: out of some people. Um. But but speaking of her
Speaker 1: next album, I think I think it's going to go
Speaker 1: in more of a punk direction, like classic like PUNC.
Speaker 1: That would be great. I mean she to me Born
Speaker 1: This Way that that was one of my favorite parts
Speaker 1: of Born This Way was that she's on the front
Speaker 1: cover with like she's dressed in like a like all
Speaker 1: this leather and she's on a bike and she's a
Speaker 1: human motorcyle motorcycle to her represent like that was like
Speaker 1: a lot of the feeling of a lot of those songs.
Speaker 1: It was like very like, um, it was power full
Speaker 1: and it was grinding. And I think Born this Way
Speaker 1: I think Heavy met a lover. I think like all
Speaker 1: those songs that were like that album had such an
Speaker 1: identity I felt. And also I met her at that
Speaker 1: time meeting her, I went and slept on the streets,
Speaker 1: slept on Fourth Avenue with my friend Michael barback in Ben.
Speaker 1: We have to mention that that David was on was
Speaker 1: an extra, the background actor on the Scrapped Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: video for Do what You Want and I really want to.
Speaker 1: I a friend of mine. His name is Mark. He's
Speaker 1: like sort of on the ends with all the stuff
Speaker 1: that's going on with her. He's a good friend and
Speaker 1: hy you alum. Anyway, he reached out and was like
Speaker 1: give me your email address. Um, I'll tell you more
Speaker 1: details later. And I was like, does have to do
Speaker 1: with Lady Gaga And he was like yes. And I
Speaker 1: was like can I give Can I tell like three
Speaker 1: of my friends to please give Larry emails as well?
Speaker 1: And he was like yes. Long story short, and we
Speaker 1: found out that we showed up to a warehouse in
Speaker 1: green Point for the Do what You Want music video shoot.
Speaker 1: Kelly on set, Gaga on set, the whole nine were
Speaker 1: like in a holding room forever. There's people in like
Speaker 1: nurses outfit it. They kind out and give us all
Speaker 1: these jackets to wear. It's taking forever. So Gaga buys
Speaker 1: us pizza, like it was like such a fun experience.
Speaker 1: We get on on set. R Kelly looks so wasted.
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you, like I gotta say, And
Speaker 1: it made me really sad because like Gaga was like
Speaker 1: really killing it and really trying to like focus and
Speaker 1: R Kelly on set and Terry Richardson as director. It
Speaker 1: was just like this weird energy in the room and
Speaker 1: you could tell that things, and like, I think that
Speaker 1: was kind of why they were behind. And I think
Speaker 1: Gaga and Terry weren't really seeing that to eye, and
Speaker 1: I think that like it was just didn't really seem
Speaker 1: to go well. And that's wh when the video never happened.
Speaker 1: I wasn't really surprised. I mean, I was so pissed.
Speaker 1: I was so upset, but I could see like they
Speaker 1: had sort of put the single out and then they
Speaker 1: were kind of backing up off of it, and then
Speaker 1: they put Christina on a remix of it, and they
Speaker 1: were trying to push that one instead. I just think
Speaker 1: that R. Kelly is a somebody whose reputation just can't
Speaker 1: be cleared. Yeah she did. She did get some some
Speaker 1: flak for even having him on the ELP. There's no
Speaker 1: doubt that he know he's I believe I can fly.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I don't. I think he's extremely talented vocalists.
Speaker 1: I don't get the choice to have him on the album,
Speaker 1: and it does nothing for the song, which is so
Speaker 1: good and I think actually one of the high points
Speaker 1: of art pop. But the Christina version was it was
Speaker 1: more fun. I don't know if it was I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was better, but it was
Speaker 1: definitely more fun and more fun for her fans, I think,
Speaker 1: and for the gay community to say. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think we all gagged when we heard that Christina Aguilar
Speaker 1: was on it because it's just so fun and they
Speaker 1: both looked like these they looked like these fucking abba
Speaker 1: when they performed it, and they had they had like
Speaker 1: the scene in the performance where they both sat on
Speaker 1: the half second like turned to each other and just
Speaker 1: like confessed. It was literally like it was like the
Speaker 1: two richest women in the world. Characters they were playing
Speaker 1: were like, hey, can you come over? We need to talk,
Speaker 1: and it was come sit on my hat, sick, I
Speaker 1: need to tell you, like what my problems are, like
Speaker 1: maybe we're gonna kiss. And yeah, I love that ship.
Speaker 1: I agree. I think. Um. I love Lady Gaga to death.
Speaker 1: I love that she's finally getting some of the respecting
Speaker 1: the industry that she deserved at the very beginning of
Speaker 1: her career. But as we do with all celebrities, we
Speaker 1: love to build them up and break them down, and
Speaker 1: it will be the last time. No, it will not
Speaker 1: be the last time. But I think that this Tony
Speaker 1: Bennett sort of break has given her some musical legitimacy
Speaker 1: and some vocal legitimacy she has always had, She's always
Speaker 1: had in my eyes, but that she um did not need,
Speaker 1: but is now getting from all these people and all
Speaker 1: these haters. And also the fucking she's about to get married.
Speaker 1: She's like in such a good place. She loves this
Speaker 1: this man, and Tony Bett's gonna stick at their fucking
Speaker 1: wedding like Italian. I know, like if I ever rose
Speaker 1: to a point where, like I had acquired a level
Speaker 1: of fame where I was besties with Tony Bennett and
Speaker 1: Elton Johnny, they were gonna be coming to my wedding
Speaker 1: to sing, like can you imagine her family? Like that's
Speaker 1: just got to be such an incredible experience. I mean,
Speaker 1: I I you would think, and not that she's ever
Speaker 1: done anything that's expected, which is why she's so exciting.
Speaker 1: Um And I guess to call myself like I would
Speaker 1: call myself like a B plus fan of hers, and
Speaker 1: that like it's not about how much I like her.
Speaker 1: I really like her, but I also understand and respect
Speaker 1: the fact that like a lot of her A plus
Speaker 1: fans and her A fans have done the work. Like
Speaker 1: She's like the kind of person that's like, if you
Speaker 1: call yourself a Lady Gaga fan, the real Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: fans will turn around and be like, oh really, because
Speaker 1: because what do you know? I was like, have you
Speaker 1: put the time in? I think when you cross over
Speaker 1: into the real Lady Gaga world is when you start
Speaker 1: to really notice the differences in all of her live performances.
Speaker 1: She doesn't just take She doesn't just do like do
Speaker 1: what you want at Ever, at Jimmy Fallon, at like Allen.
Speaker 1: She she brings a different performance and a new like
Speaker 1: take on her songs to every single place she travels.
Speaker 1: What was this? Okay, this was back in in April
Speaker 1: when she did three different performances. Oh this is what
Speaker 1: it was, and like there was like someone wrote an
Speaker 1: article about how crazy that an impressive this was. In
Speaker 1: that same month of April, she did her south By
Speaker 1: Southwest set and gave and gave the keynote speech, and
Speaker 1: then she also did her roseland shows Rose which I
Speaker 1: went to, which was so just so special that that's
Speaker 1: that I love. Venue was so good, alright, P I
Speaker 1: saw Beyonce, they're best content. I remember you, I remember
Speaker 1: I remember after that for you know, what absolutely gave
Speaker 1: me my life at that show was the end of
Speaker 1: time of time and oh my god, you would not believe.
Speaker 1: And then you find I find that four months later
Speaker 1: that she had been pregnant the whole tea because she's
Speaker 1: when she dropped the mic on the v M A
Speaker 1: another iconic game she gave gay history and like um
Speaker 1: also one plus one, one plus one, amazing screaming belting,
Speaker 1: giving her life. I will never forget when she when
Speaker 1: she did one plus one at the Mrs Cartership wil tour,
Speaker 1: that you that we went to Berkeley Center where she
Speaker 1: was in that literally blue cat suit and she's well
Speaker 1: imagine that, but you're fifty feet away from her and
Speaker 1: there's watching. It was such a great venue. Anyway, got
Speaker 1: into that and then her third thing when she started
Speaker 1: her art Pop bal tour. And so she did these
Speaker 1: three completely different shows, gave completely different like concepts and
Speaker 1: performances for each of them, and like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like whether whatever you think of Lady Gaga. Everybody out
Speaker 1: there listening like she's I don't know, she she's fully
Speaker 1: like real realizing and actualizing all everything she's envisioned for
Speaker 1: herself and what you gotta admired. And she she might
Speaker 1: not give like like an objectively or whatever. She might
Speaker 1: not absolutely had a grand slam every single time, but
Speaker 1: she bring you. She bring it. She's bringing something and
Speaker 1: it's something and she's always exciting to watch. And that's
Speaker 1: what I say about her all the time, is it's like,
Speaker 1: even if you're not a big fan, you're always going
Speaker 1: to be interested in what you're tuning in. For sure.
Speaker 1: It's Madonna for me, Like it's it's as simple as
Speaker 1: at the end, like when Lady Garga finishes the perform
Speaker 1: and she sticks that that last pose, she hits it
Speaker 1: and she's just that that was my piece. That's what
Speaker 1: I have to bring to you here. Like for example,
Speaker 1: I just watched Oriana Grande do what she do s
Speaker 1: and now recently or whatever. She like laughed her way
Speaker 1: through those performances like she was like doing the choreography.
Speaker 1: She finished that final pose and she just was like
Speaker 1: her her glance at the camera was like, oh, my god,
Speaker 1: that was so embarrassing, Like, oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: believe I just like vogued around the none just no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean that's a whole different story. But
Speaker 1: like the the lack of commitment to what they're doing
Speaker 1: or like they he gets too frivolous. It's like this
Speaker 1: isn't serious, and you know what this is, This is it.
Speaker 1: This is a good thing for all performers to talk about.
Speaker 1: Is like, and I have this issue to where I
Speaker 1: just don't take myself seriously on stage and like I
Speaker 1: don't give it like a hundred percent whenever I do something.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, like just just commit to it. You know,
Speaker 1: you're giving people, excuse me, you're giving people permission to
Speaker 1: like doubt what you're bringing to this. And I hate that.
Speaker 1: And it's it's so present and what people and I
Speaker 1: have a hard time and I'm and I'm learning how
Speaker 1: to deal with that myself. So anyway, I know, I
Speaker 1: agree with you. I think that's really love. Lady Gaga,
Speaker 1: my last dying day, we're gon we're gonna we talked
Speaker 1: about this, David and I and Matt you two, we're
Speaker 1: gonna see her when we're fucking sixty years old and
Speaker 1: she's gonna be seventy whatever, just post up in Vegas.
Speaker 1: She will be, she will be, she will be doing that.
Speaker 1: And you know what, Actually, I was listening to What's
Speaker 1: the Tea recently, the Rue Paul podcast with Michelle Visage,
Speaker 1: and they were talking about Snatched last night is so good.
Speaker 1: She had it on point, her critiques were on pointing
Speaker 1: baby bangs. I'm like a huge fan, and they were
Speaker 1: saying about about all of them going to Vegas now,
Speaker 1: So Mariah's in Vegas, of course, Selene's in Vegas, Brittany's
Speaker 1: in Vegas, JA, and they were they were specifically talking
Speaker 1: about Jaylo in Vegas, and you know, Michelle was saying, like,
Speaker 1: I get why Mariah's in Vegas now because it feels
Speaker 1: like that's the stage of her career that she's in.
Speaker 1: But Jlo, that's not really the stage of her career
Speaker 1: she's in. People are begging for new I think that
Speaker 1: she still has hit songs and I think that she's
Speaker 1: still able to perform them at the level that she
Speaker 1: always has. She can't put out new material and it's
Speaker 1: gonna exactly and that's when Vegas time. They were saying,
Speaker 1: but why are they all going to Vegas? Like we
Speaker 1: get Brittany, we get Mariah, we get Selene, because that's
Speaker 1: just where they're at. But why is Jlo in Vegas?
Speaker 1: And Ru was saying that she thinks that Vegas is
Speaker 1: now like a different thing. It's it's not like the
Speaker 1: I'm in the you know, twilight of my career now
Speaker 1: and I'm going to Vegas to like so I die. Um.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like, um, people do it and they
Speaker 1: do it for like two years and they make serious
Speaker 1: money asolutely, like it's so much easier than touring. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the costs are like that's no, I agree with that,
Speaker 1: and you can also change a lot. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: plan that to be that'll be the next one for
Speaker 1: us to go to. We go on several trips together,
Speaker 1: which we'll get there. But honestly, I think that we
Speaker 1: should we have to go to Vegas, especially while well,
Speaker 1: I would love to go see Jo also, I bet
Speaker 1: she'd have like a shot. I don't know about Samura. Alright,
Speaker 1: we can talk about this off air, but my thing
Speaker 1: is like I bet Jlo would have such a surprising
Speaker 1: amount of hits, like you you hear a song and
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh this, like I forgot this, Like,
Speaker 1: but so many of her songs give me my life.
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna say one that every time I
Speaker 1: hear I'm like, get right off, get right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love get Right. That song secretly gives me in
Speaker 1: my life if that's the one that's like and and
Speaker 1: like then she starts singing and you're kind of like
Speaker 1: stop but but like it's really good. Sometimes it's on
Speaker 1: her tracks. I also love. Let me introduce you my
Speaker 1: boyfriend Ariels. Listen to the She's Just Gonna Scream and
Speaker 1: he is. He took the Soul Cycle and I just
Speaker 1: recently took They do Like theme ride and they did
Speaker 1: a j Lo theme ride and I went because he
Speaker 1: loves her so fucking much. I was like, let me
Speaker 1: just go see this boy. I just absolutely um he
Speaker 1: put on play. Oh yeah that one, Like I completely
Speaker 1: forgot about that song. For those of you out there
Speaker 1: whose Soul Cycle, you know, it's like you're either like
Speaker 1: running so fast you're gonna die, or you're like the
Speaker 1: resistance is up and you're going halftime. And we were
Speaker 1: going halftime to play and I was getting my whole
Speaker 1: fucking way. Honestly, this is also the second week, and
Speaker 1: really we've talked about her. Last week. We gave her
Speaker 1: the Lifetime Achievement Award. Oh you know what, lifetime. We
Speaker 1: gave her a Lifetime Achievement Awards. We're talking about American
Speaker 1: at all, because you're talking about and I got her performance.
Speaker 1: Yet she knows now that snatch is definitely the word.
Speaker 1: But also she just knows now that like, no matter what,
Speaker 1: she's just gonna like sing whatever song she's trying to
Speaker 1: promote now and then like rip off her dress in
Speaker 1: samba for two men? Could you believe she was singing live?
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe her to the goal. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is you know what though it might not have
Speaker 1: sounded great, but she was doing it. Yeah. But you
Speaker 1: know what, you got to hear the auto tune on
Speaker 1: those mikes, because the way you can tell is when
Speaker 1: they speak to the audience, when they're like come on
Speaker 1: or like whatever, it's like very pitched and tinny and tenny.
Speaker 1: I mean Katie Perry at the super Bowl, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was like, how is she not missing a note? Oh? Wait?
Speaker 1: That Mike was chewing up her voice and spitting out
Speaker 1: something else. I know. I think of an image of
Speaker 1: j Lo performing at the World Cup and just being
Speaker 1: in the Stadium's get loud, I mean that, I know
Speaker 1: she's it's her fucking torch song in America any country,
Speaker 1: like she gets buried, They're gonna play let's get loud
Speaker 1: to the ground, Let's get loud, Let's get loud. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be like a fucking that like gets year old
Speaker 1: men up off the like the wedding. The best part
Speaker 1: of her American performance, The best part was Corse she
Speaker 1: whipped out. It was well, the fans are pretty good,
Speaker 1: and she was giving you such vegas with all that
Speaker 1: getch your money and then um, but the best was
Speaker 1: you know the note and let's get get loud, where
Speaker 1: it's like that's get. She goes all the way up
Speaker 1: and it's a full she goes that's get. And then
Speaker 1: the most the most tracked thing happens where just like
Speaker 1: the track goes her voice and it was just like
Speaker 1: she just made this face that made it. Don't think
Speaker 1: she was doing it, but she had to cut out.
Speaker 1: It was just so clear and obvious you're entertaining for
Speaker 1: your life and also these two bitches didn't respond to
Speaker 1: a text that I sent them, which was I said
Speaker 1: to you, guys, I feel that at the end of
Speaker 1: her life, j La will be looked back on as
Speaker 1: a legend. And you never texted us this. I did
Speaker 1: because who else would I have said that too if
Speaker 1: it wasn't you. I agree that we definitely we may
Speaker 1: or may not have gotten that text. Well on this one, bitch,
Speaker 1: don't accuse me. There was no response given. There are
Speaker 1: dagger eyes being thrown across this room right now, every it.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to some current events, shall we. I
Speaker 1: think it's time to move on to current events because
Speaker 1: we obviously can't see this is the j LO stalemate,
Speaker 1: go down to the j stale ten thousand points to
Speaker 1: different if we if we bring up JLO every episode
Speaker 1: rule the rule number one hundred and three of culture,
Speaker 1: the jail. The way you just said that it was
Speaker 1: Garthen County and it was like trying you were, um
Speaker 1: Garthen Cat. I guess that's like a pretty gay reference
Speaker 1: at this point. Pretty gay. Okay, Well, let's let's move
Speaker 1: on to some culture speaking of gay. Speaking of gay, um,
Speaker 1: we must talk current events in this episode is coming
Speaker 1: out at a pretty sensitive time, sensitive time because wow,
Speaker 1: this last episode of Drag Race called politics say Shady Holtics,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you, we saw the sashag awaying
Speaker 1: of the one and only. But here's the here's the
Speaker 1: here's the tea, guys, that was very deserved. That was
Speaker 1: not And let me tell you what really pissed me
Speaker 1: off the way that she lip sync And I am
Speaker 1: telling you I'm not okay. Can I tell you something
Speaker 1: I told David this earlier. I was at I was
Speaker 1: at a viewing party last night at T ANDT hosted
Speaker 1: by the wonderful, inimitable Rube Ruby Rue and equally wonderful
Speaker 1: Rag Exception on the show Beats to Slay the band.
Speaker 1: Last night, you guys have to tell you, Ragamuffin was
Speaker 1: wearing this like short paged by Wig and she was
Speaker 1: wearing this nit vest little food on it like that,
Speaker 1: like little little patches of like a peach and an
Speaker 1: apple and a fork and then on the very back
Speaker 1: of this nit vest was just one slice of watermelon
Speaker 1: and it was the funniest fucking anyway. Um So, so
Speaker 1: they hosted it and like you could tell, like I
Speaker 1: went into this episode being like I'm worried for Thorgy.
Speaker 1: And then rag a Muffin and Throword and Ruby reuere
Speaker 1: like very good friends of Thorgy. Thor were just like
Speaker 1: in really sour moods. And then my friend Aaron Jackson
Speaker 1: and I were like, they're in bad mood. This is
Speaker 1: not going to be good for Thorgy. And then after
Speaker 1: the episode finishes airing, Authority just gets eliminated everyone in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: She's a Brooklyn girl. This is her home, to her
Speaker 1: home turf. Everyone's really sad, and especially at t NT
Speaker 1: where she were. Thorgis to host being parties for drag
Speaker 1: race Um. Ragamuffin takes this stage and she goes, I
Speaker 1: have some tea. Well, first of all, she said that
Speaker 1: before the episode aired, because Ragamuffin has been traveling with
Speaker 1: Thorgi thor as her assistant when when Georgy has been
Speaker 1: touring and so before before the episode, a rag Mephorm
Speaker 1: was like, I have some tea. And then at that
Speaker 1: point that was another give way. It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: well something should He's gonna happen Authority. So anyway, rag
Speaker 1: muff And goes, um, well, all as you all know,
Speaker 1: all the all the queens, all the contestants on Drag
Speaker 1: Race get a list of all their lips Things for
Speaker 1: Your Life songs in order for each episode out, so
Speaker 1: they know I had of time what to prepare for God.
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you I'm not going, and I'm telling
Speaker 1: you I'm not going was meant for next week. And
Speaker 1: here's the additional te they were told. All the queens
Speaker 1: were told that they would be judged even though they
Speaker 1: were being paired up for their challenges, they would be
Speaker 1: judged individually, so everyone's like, cool, great, And then it
Speaker 1: wasn't until critiques where you had Kimchi, Georgie Thorne Cheechee
Speaker 1: sort of in the bottom. It wasn't until after they
Speaker 1: went into the Untucked challenge that the producers come up
Speaker 1: to them and go, hi, guys changed their plans. You're
Speaker 1: all being judged as duos and the song this week
Speaker 1: is being switched and I am telling you I'm not going,
Speaker 1: And Ragamuffin said, and she didn't say anything beyond that,
Speaker 1: but the insinuation was that they were rigging that elimination
Speaker 1: for Cheechy versus Thorgy so that Cheat she could out
Speaker 1: lip sync Thorgy in a dream girls cheat. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think that that is really shitty. I think it really
Speaker 1: sucks to hear. But but here's here's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: She didn't do She didn't do well on the challenge
Speaker 1: and the runway was the weakest runway. I thought it
Speaker 1: was great. You know what, I didn't get the wig.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I didn't get the wig, but I
Speaker 1: get I really love Thorgy. I thought Thorgy was was
Speaker 1: for sure top top. And so here's the thing, like,
Speaker 1: if you're judging it based on what it is for
Speaker 1: this week, or you're judging it as a competition, and
Speaker 1: that's always the kind of thing with these elimination shows
Speaker 1: is like do you judge it based on this, this, this,
Speaker 1: and then on the final lip sync? And my my
Speaker 1: thing is, yes, you do. And she didn't bring it
Speaker 1: this week with the with the runway and with the challenge. End.
Speaker 1: If you're a gay man and if you're a drag queen,
Speaker 1: you're prepared for and I am telling you're not going
Speaker 1: and you don't make it a character thing. You deliver
Speaker 1: that song to talk to I'm not to spell too much,
Speaker 1: but Bob has this moment. Another another fan favorite Bob
Speaker 1: the drap Queen, but we've all seen he now has
Speaker 1: no competition. It's so inevitable. So anyway, Bob just like
Speaker 1: is gathering all the girls around. She's like, all right, guys,
Speaker 1: just come here, and she goes, do you guys know
Speaker 1: when when Effie sings this song, like at one point
Speaker 1: in the show, like every like, Bob's like, you've everyone
Speaker 1: seen Dreamgirls, right, and they're like yeah, yeah, and she goes, okay, good.
Speaker 1: Whoever's lips thinking tonight, just remember that this is the
Speaker 1: lowest point in that character's entire life. She's lost her boyfriend,
Speaker 1: she's lost her career, she's lost. Like, that's a lip
Speaker 1: sing for your life. And she goes and Bob goes
Speaker 1: and she's so right. Bob goes, this is the perfect
Speaker 1: lip sing for your life. There's no better song because
Speaker 1: you're making your begging tips stelling you I'm not it's
Speaker 1: the title and she and it's like, you're it's it's
Speaker 1: you have to stay and I'm sorry. But Thorgy did
Speaker 1: it with a smile on her That cart wheel at
Speaker 1: the end, the cart wheel that put the nail in
Speaker 1: the coffin. As far as I'm going to it was
Speaker 1: too goofy. It was too goofy, There was no there
Speaker 1: was no character. Yeah, I mean, come on, that was
Speaker 1: and and honestly, Cheechi Ohara, that chee chet O'Hara, Cheechi
Speaker 1: devane slid that lipsk You know what do I Well,
Speaker 1: I think that that sucks what you just said, Yes,
Speaker 1: but like there's no reason I think of it. But
Speaker 1: think of the alternative. If they had been judged individually,
Speaker 1: the bottom two might have been Kimchi and Thorgi or
Speaker 1: Kim She and cheech And I think kim She would
Speaker 1: have gone in either of those cases. I think absolutely
Speaker 1: there they want to keep, so they want to keep
Speaker 1: Chimche and Cheechee, and they they said Georgy at that
Speaker 1: point was just cannon fodder, which I think sucks. But
Speaker 1: then also here's here's and you just brought up this
Speaker 1: thing of like, well do you judge them based on
Speaker 1: the entire competition holistically or on an episode episode basis?
Speaker 1: And I think the I'm talking really fast, uh, that
Speaker 1: the competition is designed in a way that doesn't reward
Speaker 1: people who who plays who consistently do well in the challenges,
Speaker 1: like Thorgy but has people has mediocre Queen's Coast through
Speaker 1: like Derek Barry, I'm sorry, my thing, here's what I think.
Speaker 1: And again, I really love Georgy. What I wanted from
Speaker 1: the beginning was in New York Top three, and I
Speaker 1: thought it was very possible. And to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I think those were those were that would have been
Speaker 1: a great Top three. But Acid, I know you're somewhere
Speaker 1: out there in the world. We really miss we We
Speaker 1: would have loved you on the run. We love I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, And my thing is like and again like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's so conflicted. I'm I'm conflicted. But Georgie was not
Speaker 1: going to win the show. I don't think Thorgy was.
Speaker 1: I don't think Thorgy is the next drag superstar in
Speaker 1: the show where Bob the drag queen is there and
Speaker 1: I get I get the room for the under the
Speaker 1: underdog thing. It's the same reason why people want Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 1: I think it's new, it's like fresh air. It's Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: which is cool. Well, don't think that I'm not coming.
Speaker 1: Don't think that I'm not hitting We're not hitting that
Speaker 1: topic either, honey. That's another current US. Hillary Thorgie thor
Speaker 1: is Bernie Derek Barry's Donald Let's say, yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: I feel very comfortable with that. So well, here, here, here,
Speaker 1: Derek Barry would have to be smarter to be Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Here's my deal. You're saying thorg thor is not top
Speaker 1: is not I said? I said Thorgy thor is Top three.
Speaker 1: Thorgy Thorpe reminds me. It's the same energy as a
Speaker 1: Door Delano, where it's like you like her, you really
Speaker 1: wanted to do well. She's always doing well. She's great,
Speaker 1: she's a fun personality. But then when it gets down
Speaker 1: to it, when there's a Bianca there, you don't say
Speaker 1: Bianca del Rio. Yeah, yeah, you're not America's next track Superstar.
Speaker 1: Bob the Drag Queen has been crushing RuPaul's Drag Race,
Speaker 1: crushing it and we all knew before. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: just so unique. I mean, if you've never seen a
Speaker 1: Bob the Drag Queen show, I mean, now, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be fucking impossible. It's she was at that barricud to
Speaker 1: this Monday. Yeah, she I almost went. She just it's
Speaker 1: the just the perfect combination of everything you love about
Speaker 1: drag and then also this whole other side, this comedian
Speaker 1: this it's one of the funniest shows. Personality you just
Speaker 1: wanted to host everything. It's you know, Terry, Yeah, watching
Speaker 1: the Untucked. Is Bob the Drag Queen Show right now? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Oh And if you don't, if you weren't familiar with
Speaker 1: any of Bob the Drag Queen stuff, listeners, look up
Speaker 1: to videos. Look up one where Bob handles a heckler
Speaker 1: or a drunk person at his show and the most
Speaker 1: graceful way possible, doesn't antagonize them, even patronize, and she's like, hey, um,
Speaker 1: you can't do that, Like here's here's here's the transaction
Speaker 1: I'm performing on stage. Did you watch me? That's it.
Speaker 1: It's like wait, wait, wait, stop the track. It's so mad.
Speaker 1: It's it's such a good example of any performer out there,
Speaker 1: like handling like shitty people like that in your audiences,
Speaker 1: but not in a shitty way. That's back, remaining fully
Speaker 1: and effortlessly. And actually in the second video, guys, look up,
Speaker 1: Bob the Drag Queen God Warrior is the most it's
Speaker 1: the one screen it changed my life. I have to say,
Speaker 1: it's a shame that there's not more lipstick challenges are
Speaker 1: like lip syning that it's not really a part of
Speaker 1: the show because so many of them do it so
Speaker 1: well and you would only see it if they did
Speaker 1: badly in the challenge. And for queens like Bob who
Speaker 1: just aren't gonna do badly in a challenge, you never
Speaker 1: get to see like what Bob can do or Thorgy.
Speaker 1: Thorgie has had equal authority. I think is sort of
Speaker 1: is a peer of Bob's in the lip sync front,
Speaker 1: like what she doing the Lion King that online. I
Speaker 1: know Thorgie like would did not do a good lip
Speaker 1: sync against Chichie for dream Girls. But there's I wish
Speaker 1: there was this was a video somewhere because I saw
Speaker 1: this live one time at TNT. Thorgie did this lip
Speaker 1: sing of this voicemail of a CVS employee leaving a
Speaker 1: voicemail for a man. This must have been a crankcoll
Speaker 1: but being like I'm high, your anal work cream is
Speaker 1: in and your micro penis medication is in Israel, like
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah, and your and your adult diapers
Speaker 1: and all this stuff and like, but she mixed it
Speaker 1: in such a funny way to this dance beat and
Speaker 1: was so good. That's something that a lot of queens
Speaker 1: are doing now. They're sort of like taking songs and
Speaker 1: like putting like a comedic spin on them, like in
Speaker 1: the way that they chopped them up with others. And
Speaker 1: I always wondered, what would that be like if if
Speaker 1: there was a challenge on drag Race where they were
Speaker 1: allowed to choose their own lips sort of like it
Speaker 1: was like it would be a blank stage and they
Speaker 1: could just be like, well, do what you do if
Speaker 1: this was your show and we were at your hometown bar,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you do with a blank stage?
Speaker 1: I think that that's a totally a component of being
Speaker 1: a drag queen these days. It's not just getting up
Speaker 1: in lip sinking Britney spears. It's like, what do you
Speaker 1: bring to this show that's gonna put my butt in
Speaker 1: the seat? Because I can see drag queens anywhere I
Speaker 1: want now, Like Henny, all right, well let's talk about primaries.
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about primary? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You cut? You cut the rupole's drag Race right conversation
Speaker 1: right down? Okay, Well I was scaring, honestly, we could
Speaker 1: talk for hours about this. I think, can I just
Speaker 1: ask you guys, what can I just ask you guys?
Speaker 1: One question? What what do you think of Naomi Smalls?
Speaker 1: And how far? Gag? How far is it going to go?
Speaker 1: Because can I tell something? She definitely did really well.
Speaker 1: But that look, I get that it was a nod,
Speaker 1: but it was the same thing. It was almost like stitch.
Speaker 1: It was the same. It was almost like watching a
Speaker 1: model where or something and then buying it right off
Speaker 1: the rack. That was but right off the rack from Raven,
Speaker 1: and I felt like, sure, it's an homage, but was
Speaker 1: it creative? I don't know. Um, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I didn't recall the Raven outfit
Speaker 1: until they did the side by side and she voluntarily
Speaker 1: gave that information up. Yeah, well you know what. Then
Speaker 1: then it's clear that it was a choice, which is
Speaker 1: something I can respect, maybe not understand, but respect doesn't
Speaker 1: feel as rip off ee to me if she's fully
Speaker 1: aware of but she's signing her sourcessiography I know, but
Speaker 1: but I don't. But that's to me, it's like, let's stargraphy.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, you cite your sources. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: the bibliography. But Henny, but the thing is, like, is
Speaker 1: America's next drag superstar? A fan? Is America's next rack superstar,
Speaker 1: like derivative of another drag queen. I don't think that bother.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting point there, Matt. I would agree that
Speaker 1: we want to we want America's next drag superstar, not
Speaker 1: America's like most biggest fan of drag race exactly. I
Speaker 1: don't know, because that would be me or you, or
Speaker 1: it will be Bowen. But no, no, no, I mean now,
Speaker 1: we don't want the title around Bowen legendarily into something
Speaker 1: I call hashtag Katia ga. Oh my god, never forget
Speaker 1: boiled the dismissal of Katia And it was a wedge.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. You say this because Carl, my friend Carl,
Speaker 1: last night post and I said to him the moment
Speaker 1: he put it up, I said, you better take that
Speaker 1: down or you're gonna lose some friends, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't care. They can then follow me and I go,
Speaker 1: that is serious. And also was truly mad at Boonen
Speaker 1: for that, and also I'm going to call him out
Speaker 1: and put him on blast, right, now, Joshua D. Sharp
Speaker 1: in the text thread ruined it for me. Oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Joshua D. Sharp. It took everything I mean not. I
Speaker 1: will be, We'll be, He'll be well. He'll be summoned
Speaker 1: to the last culture, just us tribunals, and you will be.
Speaker 1: You will be. There'll be a facedown. They'll be daggers.
Speaker 1: I amading on this one. They'll be daggers. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: should move on and talk about the primaries. Honey, I
Speaker 1: cast my vote today. Should I ask you who you
Speaker 1: voted for? I you don't have voted for Hillary Clinton?
Speaker 1: Good and David and I talked about it. He voted
Speaker 1: for Bernie Sanders. I did vote for Bernie, and I
Speaker 1: agree with you. But when you posted the status recently
Speaker 1: about just supporting either candidate and I, we don't have
Speaker 1: to make the other person feel any of anyone feel
Speaker 1: bad about their their their their choice. No, I don't
Speaker 1: feel bad about it. No one's gonna make you feel
Speaker 1: bad about We had a good conversation about it last
Speaker 1: night on the subway. I I definitely would never strive
Speaker 1: to make anyone feel badly about who they voted for.
Speaker 1: I fucking hate all the shift that everyone says online
Speaker 1: when it's negative about either Canada, it's so stupid. Just
Speaker 1: shut it's ridiculous. I agree, And you know, when we
Speaker 1: were talking about it yesterday, it's just kind of about
Speaker 1: it's about I think I have a sort of a
Speaker 1: connection with the personality of of Bernie and I sort
Speaker 1: of he feels like somebody I know in a weird way.
Speaker 1: And um, I just think that new blood in the
Speaker 1: White House for me is something that I'm attracted to.
Speaker 1: I really, you know, I've watched a lot of House
Speaker 1: of Cards, so I know a lot about the White
Speaker 1: House and how it works and how shady it is. Um,
Speaker 1: it's a shade fact, it's a shade It's a shade tree,
Speaker 1: and like it's just it's the White House. Is the
Speaker 1: shade tree. Honestly, alight the shade tree. I guess. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's an online thing and it's not so much episode things,
Speaker 1: but they're not really doing a good job. But we're
Speaker 1: back here. But listen, I gotta say I went and voted.
Speaker 1: It took me one fucking second. Yeah. Same. Also the
Speaker 1: polling place was twenty seconds down from my so funny.
Speaker 1: And also Anna dress and actually um, you know, brought
Speaker 1: this up today online. But they did not check my
Speaker 1: idea me either. They didn't ask me for anything. They
Speaker 1: could have went to where you voted and Zony and
Speaker 1: knowing you're address and like literally written like sature, and
Speaker 1: I could have voted for you. And I think that's
Speaker 1: a problem. I agree. I was so shocked by it,
Speaker 1: but also like the whole like I don't know, I mean,
Speaker 1: part of it feels very like like element I mean,
Speaker 1: you're in an elementary school, so maybe that's why I
Speaker 1: felt it, But it felt very like class class like flat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: council election, I flat. I had to ask a question.
Speaker 1: I was a little confused. I didn't know how many
Speaker 1: delegates you're eligible to vote for. I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: was like, what is this? And then it was in
Speaker 1: a very small fontup at the top, like seven. But
Speaker 1: I did have to ask somebody. I'm like, I excuse me,
Speaker 1: how do I do that? Like seven? I think it
Speaker 1: was different in the districting literacy. Okay, yeah, so so
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn where I lived, you could do the seven
Speaker 1: and I just I mean, I voted for I don't
Speaker 1: know any of these people they list, they list the
Speaker 1: genders of each female so interesting, like why I'm gonna
Speaker 1: know doesn't matter? What's important about that? You know what?
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that, that's really it did say
Speaker 1: parentheses and and F next to all of their names.
Speaker 1: That is really weird. Well, I'm not gonna I felt
Speaker 1: uncomfortable that part because I just didn't know any of them,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not just gonna blindly vote here,
Speaker 1: though I did based on the based on who they were, down,
Speaker 1: who worked at, people who were in line with who
Speaker 1: I supported. Yeah, yeah, of course people for Bernie right exactly.
Speaker 1: But can we get results right now? Um? No, balance, Uh,
Speaker 1: polls aren't closing until like yeah, there's still a little
Speaker 1: bit of time. But honestly, though, I went to the
Speaker 1: polls and it literally happened in three seconds. And then
Speaker 1: I went to the post office around the corner and
Speaker 1: it took longer, and it literally took an hour and
Speaker 1: ten minutes. Fucking package which I had my my turtle
Speaker 1: like get it for an amazing Earth where wearing turtle
Speaker 1: and needed it. But I could just couldn't believe it
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, Like it made me a
Speaker 1: little nervous. I was like, is no one showing up
Speaker 1: to vote or do they just have their ship together?
Speaker 1: I mean right in and out. There was nobody in
Speaker 1: that gym. Why I'm not really contributing to this conversation
Speaker 1: is because I'm registering Colorado, which I think is very
Speaker 1: important as sort of the pseudo swing STAM. I would
Speaker 1: like to vote in Colorado for the general, but Colorado
Speaker 1: holds caucuses in that primaries. If it held a primary,
Speaker 1: I would have been able to submit an absentee vote.
Speaker 1: But for caucuses, you have to be in the in
Speaker 1: a room full of like a gymnasium full of other
Speaker 1: fucking randos try to talk about and try to convince
Speaker 1: you and sway you, and I don't want to do that,
Speaker 1: um or just I just I just didn't have the
Speaker 1: time to fly home. It's not that I didn't want to,
Speaker 1: and it's not I didn't want to engage in that,
Speaker 1: but it was just like I didn't want to fly
Speaker 1: I couldn't fly home. So anyway, I'm holding my tongue
Speaker 1: until the general. Well here we go. That's that's he's
Speaker 1: gonna hold this tongue, bitch and um and so basically
Speaker 1: now we go to almost an hour in We're going
Speaker 1: to hit up the topic of our episode, which bitch
Speaker 1: is Orlando real? Orlando real? This honey. So David Bowen
Speaker 1: and I talked a little bit about future vacations, but
Speaker 1: it's all on the shoulders of one of the great
Speaker 1: vacations I think of our lifetimes. Truly, one of the best,
Speaker 1: like truly on a whim, well not for us. We
Speaker 1: were like, David, are you gonna come or not? And
Speaker 1: you were you were being hesitant. I just wasn't sure
Speaker 1: if like we were really doing it or not. And
Speaker 1: like I was also like in a place where I
Speaker 1: was like, am I just gonna just go to Orlando
Speaker 1: for no reason? And then I thought about it and
Speaker 1: I was like fuck it. I had like a week
Speaker 1: and I was like, let me just go with my
Speaker 1: sisters to a theme park for four Well it was
Speaker 1: and this is so much more. We we were gonna
Speaker 1: do Disney World, um and so well we were going
Speaker 1: to do both, but then it was like this thing,
Speaker 1: Well we did, but that wasn't what the plan was.
Speaker 1: When we found out how expensive it would be to
Speaker 1: do both. Matt and I were booking the vacation yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're like okay, so I guess, let's just do
Speaker 1: Disney because maybe it'll be too expensive to do both.
Speaker 1: Because Universal Orlandos prices, they were not fucking around. It
Speaker 1: was like now they have Harry Potter and all that ship,
Speaker 1: they're like jacked them up. But so we were to
Speaker 1: do Disney for days and days, like four days. It
Speaker 1: was four nights in Orlando, which was the which was
Speaker 1: the content hashtag content that appeared from the trip. Anyway,
Speaker 1: more on that later, I guess. So then we were
Speaker 1: there and we were just truly baked the whole time
Speaker 1: because David created, i say, created these weed Crispy the
Speaker 1: Crispy Spooky Treaty, acquired some butter, some weed butter, just
Speaker 1: to go back to Rhode Island. Why did you give
Speaker 1: the recipe right here to all of our listeners. Honestly, guys,
Speaker 1: it's super fucking complex. You take a bag of marshmallows,
Speaker 1: melt them in the pan at an entire box of
Speaker 1: rice crispies, and um a pad of wheat butter. I
Speaker 1: did actually about about a full stick of wheat butter.
Speaker 1: They come in sticks just like groceries. Not really, but
Speaker 1: like you started sort of eyeball, like it was the recipe,
Speaker 1: how did you make the butter? Um? So the wheat
Speaker 1: butter was made by um, somebody of my family. She
Speaker 1: will be basically like like they harvested the entire weed
Speaker 1: plant and like pulled all the butt off of it
Speaker 1: that was smokable, and then there's like a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff on the weed plant that's like not really like
Speaker 1: you can't really roll a blood with it. You can't
Speaker 1: really put it in a bowl. But it's got THHD,
Speaker 1: it's covered in sticky stuff. You can use it, use
Speaker 1: the buffalo. So my um, not my dad, but somebody
Speaker 1: I know, Okay, I've already said it whatever, I've already
Speaker 1: out of criminal activities. My doesn't have the capability of
Speaker 1: listening to a podcast anyways, who cares, especially not one
Speaker 1: that's this long. Nope. But anyway, he basically like puts
Speaker 1: it in the crock pot and leaves it for like
Speaker 1: four days. All the trimmings, he purids all of it,
Speaker 1: puts it in with like pounds and pounds of butter,
Speaker 1: and just lets it sit on high in a crock
Speaker 1: pot for evs and it just drains all everything out
Speaker 1: of the weed plant. And then he throws all that
Speaker 1: stuff out and he brings the butter to New York
Speaker 1: City and gives me like tupper wear. It's full of
Speaker 1: fascinating you. Can I say something about these treats. I
Speaker 1: was where I was very concerned that I would bones
Speaker 1: a sensitive to marijuana, and I was concerned that I
Speaker 1: would just be so sluggish the entire day. Give you
Speaker 1: life something. It was the perfect It was so it
Speaker 1: was the perfect balance between just like this euphoric sense
Speaker 1: of like wonder and happiness and like, oh, I'm having
Speaker 1: the best time of life. Everything was so funny and
Speaker 1: it was everything was so funny, and it was all
Speaker 1: this everything black. Can I tell you something? And so yeah,
Speaker 1: and so we we have we quote unquote recorded this series,
Speaker 1: this Instagram series that like literally edited in line for
Speaker 1: thunder Mountain, Like, can I tell you, Matt, we did
Speaker 1: not need a single fucking map. Matt knew the layout
Speaker 1: to every single park we were And I'm gonna out
Speaker 1: myself right now. I am an absolute monster when it
Speaker 1: comes to Orlando. Yeah. I regularly am like, what if
Speaker 1: I just hung it all up and moved to Orlando. No, honestly,
Speaker 1: his ashes will be spread on the streets of Orlando
Speaker 1: like if La is getting lower to, let's get loud.
Speaker 1: I'm getting lower to. Like a dream is a ward.
Speaker 1: We're gonna spread matt sashes at the at the what
Speaker 1: is it called fan pantasmic the fantasmic like spectacular, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, that's so wet at it. Like and
Speaker 1: also like you get so it's so funny because all
Speaker 1: those rides are so great, but like there's in every
Speaker 1: ride there's a moment where like something explodes, you get
Speaker 1: a little sprinkle and like but like if there's not
Speaker 1: a fire effect, it's not a ride at Universal ste
Speaker 1: I feel like in Disney, it was like whatever ride
Speaker 1: you were on, it was like a magical adventure through
Speaker 1: a world. Yeah, and the whole time I remember, I
Speaker 1: have such a fond memory of us being on the
Speaker 1: snow White ride and us going by the end there's
Speaker 1: like we go through like snow white searching for all
Speaker 1: the dwarves and then and it's snow white like dancing
Speaker 1: in like the room with all of them, and we
Speaker 1: were just screaming like yeah, well we screamed yes on
Speaker 1: every very space mountain in the dark, the three of
Speaker 1: us in that car. I've never heard you make the
Speaker 1: sounds that you made on Space Mountain. All three of
Speaker 1: us just screamed yeah. Literally the whole time. It was
Speaker 1: that point in the night. And it's not just the
Speaker 1: three of us on it, no, no, on it. But
Speaker 1: what I loved about that was like every time we
Speaker 1: whizzed past another car, I guarantee they just heard like yeah,
Speaker 1: just us, just like yeah, there's a photo. There's a
Speaker 1: photo of me and David just sitting on Big Thunder Mountain,
Speaker 1: um the train, the mind cart ride, and just us
Speaker 1: being so fucking blazed. My god, you know, I took
Speaker 1: a video. I tried to take a video of us.
Speaker 1: I was like, and we have to do this entire
Speaker 1: ride completely dead pan, like no I remember, And I
Speaker 1: was sitting by myself like getting my life like completely
Speaker 1: stone Facebook, and we couldn't do it. At the merriment,
Speaker 1: it was just too much. It's so funny. But then
Speaker 1: when we went to Universal, I was like every ride
Speaker 1: was like we need your help. Yeah, you're the only one,
Speaker 1: or it's like oh, it's going to be an experience,
Speaker 1: but something just went wrong and it's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: you're the only one who can help us. And then
Speaker 1: by the end it's like, thank you, you've done it.
Speaker 1: You're literally doing the Transformers. There's truly you get it,
Speaker 1: and it's like you're under attack and're like, oh okay, alright, alright.
Speaker 1: Every every ride, everybody, every single attraction at Universal and
Speaker 1: Disney has a Joseph Campbell hero's journey an arc to it.
Speaker 1: You know, you're you're you're out of the world, you
Speaker 1: interface with the unknown, and then you come back and
Speaker 1: you you're stronger. I'm not even gonna lie. It's literally
Speaker 1: why I do theater and comedy because I was I was.
Speaker 1: I think that those are theater. Those are age like
Speaker 1: when you go in and it's like the pre show
Speaker 1: and they set you up and then you moved through it.
Speaker 1: Like honestly, I think it's so fucking good and smart imagineers,
Speaker 1: which is what they're the engineers for all these rides
Speaker 1: at Disney at least, that was like, that's like the
Speaker 1: fancy title. It's it's it's the perfect combination of engineering,
Speaker 1: of of of technology mixed with creativity. And here's a
Speaker 1: difference between and the content at Universal. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: this is controversial, but it is. I'm it's much better
Speaker 1: than what you're getting at Disney, at least for now.
Speaker 1: I mean they say that they're going to have Avatar
Speaker 1: Land and Star Wars Land, but like it's always so
Speaker 1: far off, and they've been saying that for so long.
Speaker 1: I'm just over it. At least Universal like delivers on
Speaker 1: their promises to create new content and new experiences. But anyway,
Speaker 1: like all all the attractions at Universal, like even the
Speaker 1: ones for like little kids, are just so much better.
Speaker 1: And also it's just such a better vacation experience. I
Speaker 1: would encourage anyone that's like trying to go down there
Speaker 1: to really to go to Universal, even if it's a
Speaker 1: little bit more expensive, because you're able to walk huge.
Speaker 1: When we were going into the park and we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: so it's going to be um whatever, we bought the
Speaker 1: express passes and they were like, so it's going to
Speaker 1: be a thousand. That was literally like we're getting the
Speaker 1: express pass. But there was a moment where all of
Speaker 1: us works should we do this? But then we were
Speaker 1: like fuck it, and we did both parks in Universal
Speaker 1: in one because of Matt, he knew exactly where everything was,
Speaker 1: what the itinery should have been, what time we should
Speaker 1: have been, what we should skip oh my god, you guys,
Speaker 1: Mad is such a resource. I cannot recommend it. Literally
Speaker 1: if anyone, if anyone wants to go, I'll go with.
Speaker 1: We'll be going back, I think. But I think we
Speaker 1: need to bring like a full scale production. I think
Speaker 1: that like now this time, now that we've gone with
Speaker 1: just the three of us, we've been there, we've done,
Speaker 1: we've done it, We've we've seen any of the people
Speaker 1: have seen the fun that we've had on these I think,
Speaker 1: and honestly, everything there is so good. And also we
Speaker 1: haven't even talked about Harry Potter, which is so fucking
Speaker 1: mag The best was when we had gotten off the
Speaker 1: Green Goods and we had done it, we had had
Speaker 1: been well over and like we had moved on and
Speaker 1: done maybe five on the rides. We were disgusting what
Speaker 1: we thought was the best thing we've done so far,
Speaker 1: and David Goes I was gagged for Green got I
Speaker 1: think the court of the occasion was you can't even
Speaker 1: get your life when you so we got them and
Speaker 1: we were on like the flume ride, Dudley do Right
Speaker 1: and Bowen's and his fucking pancho. We were all as
Speaker 1: ponchos because you get a little bit wet, you know,
Speaker 1: like one person on those things always gets yeah, no,
Speaker 1: one's like kind of woyds. And then somebody just gets
Speaker 1: real really wet and so like it's bowing and he
Speaker 1: couldn't get out of his seat, and we were just
Speaker 1: so one track and so high. We were like and
Speaker 1: I just looked at him and I was like, you
Speaker 1: can't even get life. You can't even get because here's
Speaker 1: what happened, here's what happened. Oh, we were we were
Speaker 1: at such a we were in such a we were
Speaker 1: at such a point state a state that all of
Speaker 1: our words, all of our sentences ended with the words
Speaker 1: get your life. Like like we were like, We're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm hungry, let's go get our life. We want to
Speaker 1: get your life or get your life, and I want
Speaker 1: to get my life. Okay. Got to the point where
Speaker 1: you knew we were saying like do you want to do?
Speaker 1: Do you want to do? Get your life? Your life,
Speaker 1: get your life. Okay, I'm trying to get my life
Speaker 1: to these men and black tenders. Honestly, I've never more
Speaker 1: chicken tender I ate in Disney World. I want to
Speaker 1: say that it was the most chicken unders I've every
Speaker 1: diet and today there you go. Shout out to the
Speaker 1: RBS on a f F. Honestly, this podcast sponsored by
Speaker 1: Chicken Tenders at this point, but that was it was
Speaker 1: so fucking good, and I encourage anyone to go. And
Speaker 1: literally now you have to really convince me to go otherwise.
Speaker 1: And Octreber, I'm going to Shanghai with my family and
Speaker 1: my sister and I and we're going to check out
Speaker 1: Disney Shanghai, which is the biggest theme park that has
Speaker 1: ever been built. That's gonna be incredible, that's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1: I just I have such a problem with the with
Speaker 1: the the World in Orlando because it's too fucking far
Speaker 1: to get everywhere. I remember, like it's just like it
Speaker 1: kind of sucks have to take the buses everywhere. Like
Speaker 1: I get that they'll be able to do whatever they
Speaker 1: want for years to come because I have the land
Speaker 1: for it, but it's really a suck when you have
Speaker 1: to wait forty five minutes to an hour to get
Speaker 1: to the park. And then if you want to do
Speaker 1: something else. Because every podcast like three or four good things,
Speaker 1: like for example, the Hollywood Studios, you got your rock
Speaker 1: and roller coaster, and Tower Terror, and then that toy
Speaker 1: story ride after which we got stuck on remember oh
Speaker 1: that was true Terror. Alright, alright, err, alright, wait, we
Speaker 1: have to go all the way back to the beginning
Speaker 1: of this. First of all, we have to have to
Speaker 1: shout out to whoever designed the waiting area and Tower
Speaker 1: of Terrible, my favorite things. Just love all the cobwebs,
Speaker 1: love all the things that we're about to happen. But
Speaker 1: then it stopped happening because of all the mystery, beautiful set,
Speaker 1: beautiful people working there. So we're waiting forever. We finally
Speaker 1: get on the ride and we get up and we
Speaker 1: we blast up with like it goes up a couple
Speaker 1: of floors, and there's like little pieces of the story, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's essentially like it's like a haunted house until
Speaker 1: it becomes the drop tower. Yeah, we get up to
Speaker 1: the top of it and then we stop and it
Speaker 1: opens and then we're facing this fucking like fake set
Speaker 1: hallway and then it stops and then everyone in everyone
Speaker 1: it's pitch black. Everyone on the ride is like because
Speaker 1: they create such an atmosphere to where you're genuinely scared
Speaker 1: and we've already ridden it maybe six times, so like
Speaker 1: I know what to expect here, and we'll be like
Speaker 1: stone high and so basically like it stops and then
Speaker 1: and then suddenly, like ten minutes later, the house lights
Speaker 1: come on and then some janitor custodian dude opens the
Speaker 1: side door that's literally like on our peripheral vision in
Speaker 1: the it's in the scene. It's in the scene. And
Speaker 1: he comes and he comes out and goes, all right, guys,
Speaker 1: we need we need to get you out and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna like walk you to this elevator, this real elevator,
Speaker 1: and take you down. And it was the veil had
Speaker 1: been lifted, like every the illusion was completely shattered. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was nuts. It wasn't that experience for sure, but
Speaker 1: we did get to go on it. They were like
Speaker 1: after that, we everyone was like all scared. We're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, rides malfunctioning, so scared, And they were like, honestly,
Speaker 1: did you guys want to go and you can hop
Speaker 1: right back. We were like yeah, but we had to
Speaker 1: get out into the scene, which was so scary. I
Speaker 1: was like, they're going to be a ghosts. It was
Speaker 1: like I don't want to get out where these ghosts
Speaker 1: were honestly, there's a ghost they're not, but I really
Speaker 1: buy into it. I honestly reverb back to my seven
Speaker 1: year olds off every time where I'm like really in it.
Speaker 1: Like I said to my sister. My sister and I
Speaker 1: we went years ago and my parents would do this
Speaker 1: thing happened through the day where they're like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go back to the pool. You guys do your thing.
Speaker 1: And my sister, who I had found out at the
Speaker 1: time was like a bigger stoner than even I was.
Speaker 1: Um had brought weed over in her car and we
Speaker 1: had went out and we smoked, like in front of
Speaker 1: the hard Rock cafe, like so paranoid looking over our
Speaker 1: shoulder because we can't get blacklisted at Universal Orlando. I'd
Speaker 1: kill myself. So literally like we got stoned. And then
Speaker 1: I we went into Poseidon's Fury, remember Poseidon's Fury, which
Speaker 1: was like, honestly pretty gay, very very gay, and like
Speaker 1: also that guy that want actor that kind of runs
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I was like, damn, this is like
Speaker 1: fully your show, bro, You're acting all computers and all
Speaker 1: voice over stunts and doing stunts to hold the whole game,
Speaker 1: running the whole thing, and there's like a lot of
Speaker 1: fire in that one Let It Die a logue, a
Speaker 1: lot of fire, a lot of water, a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot supporting characters. And so basically, like my sister
Speaker 1: and I were very high at it and we had
Speaker 1: obviously in it before, and I hit her shoulder and
Speaker 1: I'm like, commit to the experience. Oh, and like I
Speaker 1: wanted to seem that you really were in the tomb,
Speaker 1: like I got very like and then and then acting
Speaker 1: literally we didn't talk the whole like fifteen minutes that
Speaker 1: it is. And then when we got out and she goes,
Speaker 1: I have to sit down. I feel like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: throw up, And we had to go sit down because
Speaker 1: she was like heavy only really sick, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I'm ruining this, but I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine. But really I was like he did the
Speaker 1: acting made her sick. Absolutely. Okay, let's get to let's
Speaker 1: get to I Don't Think So Honey. All right, so
Speaker 1: we've talked a little bit about our our trip, and
Speaker 1: now we are at the segment of the show called
Speaker 1: I Don't Think So Honey, and it's when you all
Speaker 1: each of us, all three of us have one minute
Speaker 1: to rail against something in culture, anything we hate, and
Speaker 1: could say I don't think so, honey, and you take
Speaker 1: it down in one minute and is going to be first.
Speaker 1: I always go first, because I haven't thought about something first.
Speaker 1: You just as many times as you you can possibly
Speaker 1: just say that, honey, Yeah great, and a minute starts now,
Speaker 1: all right, listen. So today I had a bunch of
Speaker 1: people at work to me, They're saying, oh, you voted.
Speaker 1: I was wearing my sticker and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I voted, and they were like, I don't vote,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't think so, honey. Listen,
Speaker 1: If you don't vote, you are literally forfeiting your right
Speaker 1: to ever talk ill about the government. Again, voting is
Speaker 1: literally like one of the greatest privileges that we have
Speaker 1: in this country. There are so many countries in this
Speaker 1: world without the ability to have any influence on the
Speaker 1: government whatsoever. And if you forfeit your right to vote,
Speaker 1: you are literally forfeiting your ability to talk or to
Speaker 1: voice any opinion about anything that happens from here on
Speaker 1: out with the country. People telling me, like my friend,
Speaker 1: for example, Kyle from he lives in North Carolina and
Speaker 1: he's not voting, he's not sitting in his ups and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't think so, honey, North Carolina. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And first of all, North Carolina, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Please get your ship in order. But listen, and all
Speaker 1: I have to say is that if you are not voting,
Speaker 1: and there's a reason why you're not voting, I understand
Speaker 1: you might be frustrated with our government and the way
Speaker 1: that it works. But the bottom line is democracy does
Speaker 1: not work if you do not vote. One minute. What
Speaker 1: an impressive I think, an influential. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: For the topical topical and listen, I can't and you
Speaker 1: segue into LGBT discrimination. I loved it. Wow, what a masterful.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. More about you know what,
Speaker 1: it's from the authority, and I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Absolutely I feel so. Now I should go aways what
Speaker 1: you're saying, I can go okay, ready, all right, and
Speaker 1: a minute it starts now. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: People that you work with, that are your peers giving
Speaker 1: you notes on how to do your job, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. At the at the restaurant that
Speaker 1: I work at other servers giving me notes on whether
Speaker 1: or not I rolled enough silverware. Worry about your self, honey,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Also, today I'm a tour guide
Speaker 1: on the bus and after and you do it with
Speaker 1: one other person, and I don't think so, honey. My
Speaker 1: coworker came over to me and was like, I have
Speaker 1: some timing notes for you, bitch. This is this is
Speaker 1: well not my first time doing it, and I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, because I could give you notes, but
Speaker 1: I'm not at this time. You're my pier at this time.
Speaker 1: And until my manager comes on the bus and gives
Speaker 1: me a note and I feel like I did something wrong,
Speaker 1: then I'll take their note. But you didn't hire me.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna fire me. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You have a problem. Respectfully tell me what what you
Speaker 1: think I should do, and don't say so I have
Speaker 1: a note. Don't give me notes. Don't give me notes
Speaker 1: if you're if you're my pier, because I might be
Speaker 1: younger than you are prettier than you, but I know
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm doing, bitch, and I don't. That's one
Speaker 1: minute that that is a risky I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: talking about your coworker. It has me hot, honestly putting
Speaker 1: putting the server coworkers blast this episode. I agree though,
Speaker 1: like who cares? Like shut up? Shut up? Because guess
Speaker 1: what we're giving them the experience. It's not like it
Speaker 1: doesn't be have to be a perfect thing. Okay, alright, well,
Speaker 1: especially when you're Yang. I guess it's miss Yang's turn.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'll if I'll be is impassionate? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess now the bar has been set, so I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey begins now, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Noisy neighbors who throw outdoor parties on a Monday night
Speaker 1: well into two am, I had to call nine one one. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I had to look up whether nine
Speaker 1: one one or three one one was the more appropriate
Speaker 1: number to file a NOIS to call in ANYS. It
Speaker 1: was definitely three one one, But then for some reason,
Speaker 1: some sources I think the NYC dot gov page told
Speaker 1: me to direct me to nine one one. So I
Speaker 1: called any one when I said, and they said nine
Speaker 1: one one, this is immediately lad with. This is not
Speaker 1: an emergency. But I do have a noils complaint to file.
Speaker 1: And so then the woman that this Patrick was very nice.
Speaker 1: She said, okay, well let me transfer you to a
Speaker 1: more appropriate agency. And I go, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: and then she and then he told me to go
Speaker 1: to three one one. I called me one one. This
Speaker 1: very lovely woman Nicolette, helped me file this um this
Speaker 1: noise complaint for in any seven Atlantic Avenue outside in
Speaker 1: the back patio area of a restaurant called Partists, a
Speaker 1: Jewish eatery called Partists. But meanwhile, and I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not making any connections or whatever, but like everyone at
Speaker 1: this party was was just like was just very like
Speaker 1: young and hip and like ethnic and like it was like, wait,
Speaker 1: you guys are in Jewish. That's one minute and waiting,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on there, it's gonna you're
Speaker 1: you're an This one is gonna end on. Finish your thought.
Speaker 1: This is my thought. I don't know what, I don't
Speaker 1: know what, I don't know what kind of parties this
Speaker 1: restaurant is hosting, but I see people. Everyone in this
Speaker 1: restaurant has a yamaka during operating business hours, but the
Speaker 1: passovers on the horizon passovers on. But then every other
Speaker 1: night there are these like cool young people hanging out
Speaker 1: in the backyard just like screaming at the top of
Speaker 1: their lungs. So I don't get what. I don't get
Speaker 1: what this connection is. You know what I find? If
Speaker 1: I get like something that makes white noise, it helps me.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll put my air condition around like fan mode,
Speaker 1: I turn on white noise. Yeah, I had to de
Speaker 1: humidifier that I love. Yeah, like kind of just like
Speaker 1: helps you tune it out. But I hear you also
Speaker 1: ear plugs a real thing. My last words, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be You're not Jewish? Yeah, Jewish? All right.
Speaker 1: So now we're at culture of the week, and this
Speaker 1: is when we appreciate um culture this week. That's really
Speaker 1: nailing it. And sometimes Bowen and I have a little
Speaker 1: bit of a common thread, but I guess we'll see.
Speaker 1: So Bowen, what's your culture of the week? Well, honey,
Speaker 1: my culture of the week is And I think that
Speaker 1: we've already read. We've read Disney World to filth, so
Speaker 1: I think we can go ahead and stretch stretch the
Speaker 1: parameters to all of Orlando exactly. So I'm going to
Speaker 1: stretch this to UM actually Disney World. I know we
Speaker 1: were sort of railing against Disney World a little bit,
Speaker 1: but um, you know what, the specifically the high the
Speaker 1: cleanliness of disney World Culture of the Week, Culture of
Speaker 1: the Week reminded me a lot of Chicago. Chicago very clean,
Speaker 1: very clean. But you know what they have been I think, think,
Speaker 1: think there's an urban legend that, um, you know, there
Speaker 1: have been tests performed at Disney World where someone will
Speaker 1: leave like a piece of live or on the sidewalk
Speaker 1: on the cobbles, the fake cobblestone streets of Disney World,
Speaker 1: and within about two minutes someone will have picked that up.
Speaker 1: So there are people hiding in the bushes in the
Speaker 1: shadows waiting to pick up a litter. And I think
Speaker 1: that is incredible, It's amazing, and it actually it bleeds
Speaker 1: into my culture of the way, what's your culture? The
Speaker 1: friendly talking garbage cans at Walt Disney. I think it's
Speaker 1: the best thing in culture this week. I think that, Um, basically,
Speaker 1: when the garbage cans are talking, it's just another friendly
Speaker 1: voice in the park, like and pleasant experience made pleasant.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to Culture of the Week Semate of the
Speaker 1: Year anyway, the j Lo stalemate has bled over into
Speaker 1: the Disney stalemate at this point, right. So I love
Speaker 1: those little garbage cans that talk, especially when they have
Speaker 1: something nice to say. And you know what Disney World
Speaker 1: that they do. What are some nice things that have
Speaker 1: the garbage can't have said to you? Um? Some nice
Speaker 1: things that the garbage can't I said to me, are
Speaker 1: all right, don't go this way. This way some spooky happens,
Speaker 1: and that happens right outside the Haunted Mansion, because, as
Speaker 1: you know, the Haunted Mansion is setting like a Louisiana
Speaker 1: bio setting by your country Louisiana. So um. I Also,
Speaker 1: any of the voices that pop out of the bushes
Speaker 1: anytime is a characterized thing that really shouldn't be a
Speaker 1: character in Disney World. I really appreciate that. I love
Speaker 1: when you can hear a little bit, but you're not
Speaker 1: coming from a tree when you're around Splash Mountain. I
Speaker 1: think it's really amazing that friendly voices are not just
Speaker 1: relegated to human beings. Friendly voices can come out of
Speaker 1: the bush. Well that songs that you do that it's
Speaker 1: a little problematic from a problematic movie song of the South, Okay,
Speaker 1: well you can you can talk about that. You're not
Speaker 1: another time you're not Jewish. Okay, David, do you have
Speaker 1: any culture? Have any culture of the week? Um well,
Speaker 1: culture of the week as it pertains to Orlando, it
Speaker 1: can't be anything. Um well, um as far as like
Speaker 1: I guess I'll keep it in the Orlando world because Okay,
Speaker 1: what I was thinking we were talking was that out
Speaker 1: of place, Um, twenty five year olds are on the
Speaker 1: streets of Disney. I mean we were stoned the ship
Speaker 1: and I want to I want to like really highlight
Speaker 1: that that was like a huge factor in this. But
Speaker 1: we were cussing and fussing and literally, like I think
Speaker 1: that we got glaring looks from every single family we have.
Speaker 1: I mean probably if you listen to this podcast, you
Speaker 1: understood that we have a dirty months some of the
Speaker 1: stuff we were saying, and it's the best culture of
Speaker 1: this week, I would agree. I would agree twenty five
Speaker 1: year old and Disney incredible culture. Incredible. Alright, guys, well
Speaker 1: this has been lost cultures just huge thanks to our
Speaker 1: guest David Mazzoni, I mean, having me. We just really
Speaker 1: enjoyed this and we needed to have you onlar Yes
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Speaker 1: show theme party, but this has been less pulting. Thank
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