WEBVTT - The Metaphor and the Thing That It Is 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:05.720 It's two thirty five am on the back of a 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:10.760 bird scooter hurtling down Melrose Avenue and you're listening to 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:31.440 Night Call. Hello, and welcome to Night Call, a podcast 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:35.040 for your strange days and lonely nights. My name is 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:40.879 Emily Oshida in Los Angeles, and with me here in 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:46.840 the studio I have Molly Lambert and Tess Lynch. What up, guys, 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:51.800 We're in the same room. Physical space, not just mental space, 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:55.640 is being shared today. Physical space is the greatest special 0:00:55.680 --> 0:01:00.360 effect of all. Today we're going to talk about out 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:04.520 the movie Hereditary. Also way back in on the Mayo Wars, 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.479 get some follow up on the murder Board. We got 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.600 to update our stories and as always, give us a 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:14.400 call to four oh for six night or an email. 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:22.959 This week, I am in Los Angeles, as previously established, UM, 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:27.320 and we had our first ever Nightcall live show at 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:32.840 Text Slash Tay Restaurant in Echo Park. It was fabulous. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:36.560 It was so much fun. We are forever grateful for 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.240 everybody who came out and hung out with us and 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:43.080 had a weird buffet style French dinner with us. UM. 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.679 It was a cult ritual. I think we just have 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:50.040 to set spoiler alert. We made everyone stand and repeat 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:55.160 a pledge to Satan and our podcast. You know, Test 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:59.440 was not as comfortable with a hailing Satan as aspected that. 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:03.200 I was shocked by how uncomfortable Catholic jumped out, classic 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.960 jumped out. I said it did. I went home and 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:10.160 I staged myself and I was I like, cleansed my aura. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:14.240 I felt really it was weird in the abstract. I'm 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.360 totally fine with that. Uh. And then when it was 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.520 my mouth having to say words, I was like, no, 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:21.440 I don't think I can do. That's how I fell 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:24.240 after watching Hereditary last night. I was like, that was 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.799 evil and I needed to take like a silk word 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.120 shower in rose Quarts right now, say it. We're not there, Okay, 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:33.520 we'll get there. We were very grateful for everyone who came, 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.440 and especially everybody you know who stayed as we d 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:41.200 J and party and our special guest, Ryan Johnson came 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.560 to talk to us about The Exorcists and other satanic 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:48.720 evil films. Yeah, Ryan Johnson told us about other horror 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.000 movies he wasn't allowed to watch as a kid, since 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.440 we found out he was forbidden from watching movies because 0:02:54.480 --> 0:03:00.680 of Christianity, as was Emily. Ryan wasn't it Ryan couldn't 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.000 watch Readers of the Lost Arc because it was it 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:04.960 was dark sided, I know, but it's it was a 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:08.760 shocking revelation. Yeah, it is. It does really explain a 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.600 lot about I mean, but of the Lost Arc, like 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.720 believes that the Ark of the Covenant, like it was 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.080 a thing that exists, you know, like, yeah, but it 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.520 melts your face if you get too close to it. Well, 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:25.000 I believe that if you're evil, that is um, if 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.760 you are a Nazi, But I also feel like being 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.359 having raised with the Lost Dark withheld from you. If 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:32.679 somebody was like, you can't see that movie because it 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.240 will melt your face off, of course, then you would 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:40.640 see it. The Forbidden Fruit, forbidden the ar face smelt um. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:44.640 We have a call, a night call that we wanted 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.320 to start off with, just to jump off of what 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.200 Molly and Tests were discussing last week when I was 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:56.280 away men Men was Emily. It was in Venice and 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.400 Tessa and I took that opportunity. We were going to 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:02.480 have a discussion about asses and what the best sauces, 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.160 and we just ended up talking about mayonnaise for like 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.960 the whole time. It's a hot topic right now. Yeah, 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.600 but we're saying like when we left, were like we 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:12.400 didn't even get into hot sauce at all. That was 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:14.040 one of the main things we're going to talk about 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:15.680 is how the best sauce that we both agree is 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.440 the best sauces Crystal sauce. Okay, I was gonna say, yeah, 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:21.479 I was gonna ask what Crystal hot sauce because it 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.600 has the hip tang, which is a term that we 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.840 learned from Dr John when he was on what Top Chef. Yeah, 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:28.440 he was on Top Chef and they did a make 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.599 a hot Sauce competition. He was like, the thing that 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:32.599 makes a hot sauce good is that hip tang, which 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:38.800 is vinegar. It's like a tang. I would say that. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:42.239 I would say Crystal gets that right, But Tabasco also 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.080 is extremely vinegree and I think that that it kills it. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.760 Tabasco is not as good as Crystal. That is our 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.640 because you can't use as much with Crystal. You can 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.120 really dump that sauce. Well, before we get into this 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.719 sauce question, can I just also read a follow up 0:04:56.040 --> 0:05:00.160 text we got from Andrew t about sauce. He says, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:03.520 I almost put my head through the windshield when TESTS 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:06.279 called black vinegar that sauce they have a Dent'tai fung 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:10.280 I'm sorry, And then he said, whoops, should have saved 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:14.200 my outrage for the ponds versus soy sauce take. Oh sorry, Andrew, 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:18.440 what was the versus soy sauce take? Well, I think 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:23.240 that's pons was better. Well, here's when I said, I 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:26.280 wasn't calling the black vinegar the sauce they have a 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:30.520 Dent'tai fung I was referring to the trinity of the 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:33.960 soy sauce they have at didn't there's everybody knows like 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:38.280 there are. It's the combination of what they offer with 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:42.760 the ginger soy and black vinegar, right, and black vinegar 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.120 is not easy to come by at most, you know, 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:49.000 like Welson White Person markets, So you go out of 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.000 your way to get the black soy sauce. But then 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:52.839 it's also like you're you're having to go to a 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.000 lot of effort to get the ginger. You know, you 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:57.320 have to get the strategy, have all the elements to 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.640 make the most delicious dumpling sauce in the world. That 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.080 is the the combination of all the things they have. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.960 It's so what I'm referring to is the ease of 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:08.600 having all those things in one place. I agree that 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.080 black vinegar is its own thing, but I would not 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.080 put black vinegar on the same level as the sauce 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:17.840 that you make at Dn'tai Fun or any good restaurant 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.040 in the San Gabriel Valley where it's like Din'tai Fung 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:25.080 is a place that we've all gone correct, except I 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:28.160 sometimes I have a hard time remembering if I've actually gone, 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.760 because I've gone to wait in the line many more 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.680 times than I've actually eaten there because it's like, oh, 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.520 let's do this and giving up like halfway through. Emily, 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:40.520 what's your number one sauce? Um? My number one sauce 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:44.080 is probably like Q mayonnaise, Like do you just squirt 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:48.159 it on stuff? Yeah? Well, my take on mayonnaise is 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.320 that I think I think right now everybody's talking about 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:54.080 how it's like the whitest condiment, but like Asian people 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:58.080 go for mayonnaise and do mayonnaise better than I think 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:03.599 most europe and cultures who can't see my fingers right now, 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:07.920 the superior it is it is is more it's got 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:12.160 more that that hip tang in it um cup mayonnaise 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.760 on like fried foods on like on like ocono miaki, 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:19.320 which is like the like cabbage pancake is like one 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:24.520 of the best delights to man. Kind of reminds me 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.840 of like when you get Belgian fries and there's an 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.200 aoli if you took out the garlic but kept the 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.160 like yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's a very good way to think. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.680 There's got to be a flavor that overwhelms the mayonnaise. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:37.040 The mayonnis has to be a vehicle for some other flavor. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:39.440 It can't just be oh, you know what else. There's 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.320 a good one. And I couldn't believe you guys didn't 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:44.160 bring this up because you said the words spread several times. 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:48.080 But the spread at in and Out Burger. But that's 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:52.040 thousand Island, I know, but it's called spread. Hey, can 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:54.760 I tell you guys a secret? Though? So the Bob's 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:58.280 Big Boy thousand Island is so far superior to the 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.920 In and Out spread that I remember you were talking about, like, oh, 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.480 I got a grip of thousand Islands, so you can 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:07.560 only get it's it's a refrigerated sauce but I'm going 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.520 to say that Bob's Big Boy. If you get it, 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.840 it's in the refrigerated. Island doesn't have a long shelf life. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.280 I buy like seven of those, and then you can 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.920 get your burger from In and Out and it makes 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.080 I'm telling you, it elevates it. Do you bring back 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.800 the burger and put the sauce on at home? Do 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:23.360 you go to In and Out and then you just 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:26.200 have like a container of Thousand Island in your purse 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:28.320 that you pull out. I have not because it's not 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:34.240 shelf stable. Otherwise thousand Island in your bags. This is 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:37.199 probably a really basic question. But its Thousand Island like 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:40.640 catch up in mayonnaise and relish mixed together, essentially, but 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.080 it's more sugary. I find, like, you know, you try 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.760 and make it at home, it doesn't capture you know what. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:51.200 I like. Fucking great read is like the superior Thousand 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.000 Island to my mind. Well, it has a time and 0:08:53.040 --> 0:09:02.360 a place. Yeah. This episode of Nightcall is brought to 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.840 you by care of a monthly subscription vitamin service that 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:11.360 delivers completely personalized vitamin and supplement packs right to your door. So, Emily, 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:18.160 I am totally skeptical about vitamins and supplements. 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I ate the top three rolls and 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:09.680 didn't touch the mayo salads. This is getting along, but 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:13.120 my main point is miracle whip. My sister loves mayonnaise 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:16.240 but hates miracle whip. A quick Google surgeonfor me that 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:19.360 miracle whip was created in ne by Craft as a 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.959 less expensive alternative to mayonnaise. My sister will not touch 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.960 miracle whip and will even avoid restaurants if she knows 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.760 they use miracle whip. Any thoughts about the sauce that 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:33.120 has been called boiled dressing or salad dressing? Spread? Also, 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.320 have you ever heard of snickers salad? We've had it 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:38.000 at my grand Grandpa's house growing up. I've attached the 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.560 recipe here, which we will add to the notes on 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:46.800 this podcast. I want to know what salad to start off? Well, first, 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:51.280 talk amongst yourselves. Well, so I um, as some of 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.480 our listeners may know. UM, I'm also from Iowa. I 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:57.920 worked in the deli, the grocery deli at our grocery, 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.880 at our grocery store, and I was city for about 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:06.480 a year. Um and it involved sling in mayonnaise based um, 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:10.520 potato salads and ham salad is the worst. Ham salas 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:14.280 pink is the worst idea for food and I and 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.240 I am not opposed to chicken salad. I think I 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.440 think it could be quite good. Ham salad is the 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:22.200 funniest term in the world. Have ham salad, mall I 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:25.079 have have hams. I have seen it. I once made 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:28.200 friend of the podcast Max Selvestry. Take a bite of 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.520 a ham salad sandwich and then spit it up into 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.960 our other friend's hand for a film I made. Well, 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:35.959 so this is this is the technical thing I want 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:39.280 to get into here, which is that, um, we had 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:42.240 giant vats of mayonnaise, of course because this is a 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:45.120 grocery store in the Midwest, but we all have to 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:49.240 make the salads. There was actually a different substance that 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.280 you use as the base for it that was called 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:55.920 salad dressing that was also white and basically was I 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:58.720 think it was basically miracle whip, but it was a 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.920 little more runny, yeah, um, and and not quite I 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.600 think you had a more tang to it too. There's 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:09.360 a British thing called salad cream. Yeah, yeah, that I 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.240 feel like falls into this category. It's somewhere between like 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.600 a runny sour cream and mayonnaise. It's also the idea 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.960 of you, just like mayonnaise is your salad dressing. You 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:20.200 just want like a runny mayonnaise for your salad, haven't 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:22.600 Haven't you ever mixed up of salad dressing from some 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:26.320 mayonnaise and mustard and like vinegar and stuff. It's great, 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:29.480 that's really good. I'm gonna tell you really quick about 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:33.000 snicker salad. So this is from Taste of Home magazine. 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:36.640 The recipe candy bar apple salad. This creamy sweet snicker 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.760 salad with crisp apple crunch is a real people pleaser. It. 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:43.400 Oh you'll you'll see. It makes a lot, which is 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:46.440 good because it will go fast. One and a half 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:53.480 called two milk, one package instant vanilla pudding mix, one 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:57.720 carton frozen whip topping thought, four large apples chopped, four 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:02.080 Snickers candy bars cut into one of finch pieces. Well, 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:05.320 I got to eat that fruit somehow. I don't even 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.760 understand what that would make. So that's like, that's like 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:13.640 gutting apple. It's like a thoroughly bastardized Waldora. But Waldor 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:17.720 doesn't have candy. It's just like apples. It's like the 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.360 Snickers is your nuts portion and it's kind of mayonnaise. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:26.640 You have pudding. Yeah, it's real. Seventies dinner party, right, Yeah, 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:29.400 seventies dinner party. Shout out to one of our favorite 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:33.280 Instagram accounts that Justice all stuff like that. Um, youre 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:35.680 talked about it not mayonnaise. Yeah, we should talk about 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:40.480 not mayonnaise, and it is. It's awful it belongs to nowhere. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.440 You know. I also worked in the cafeteria, and I 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:46.960 want to know, like my main experience of working with 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.360 bulk food was that it would like put me off 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:52.760 some things forever, you know, Yes, like it did. It 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:54.840 put me off a fried chicken forever because I had 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.040 to fry the chi right. Like the fact that you 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:59.560 dealt with big vats of mayonnaise and came out of 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.720 it just like pro mayonnaise. Well I didn't at that time. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:04.440 I was not that big of a mannaise fan. What 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.760 got me into mayonnaise? This is again my argument for 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:10.680 why mayonnaise is not necessarily the widest food ever. I 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:14.040 like this argument was one going to six Flags when 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.760 I used to like work with these kids like at 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:20.880 this after school program, most of whom were Hispanic, Um 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.400 and Mexican, and they would they introduced me to the 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:27.280 joy of getting like a cone of French fries and 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:30.600 dumping mayonnaise and hot sauce all over him, which I 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.960 hated mayonnaise before that, And I was like, oh, this 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:36.480 is this is like Belgian, but like on a different level. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.680 Like you're right, so there's also like there's mayonnaise on 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:45.080 a lotus, there's like, yeah, argumently like mayonnaise is used widely. 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:48.720 I I'm not. I'm not trying to make like a 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:52.600 grand objective argument against it. I'm just saying, like, subjectively, 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:56.280 to me, it tastes bad the way that to you, 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.920 Emily an even more controversial opinion you like, don't eat cheat, 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.320 which is like, but to you, cheese, like all cheese 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:06.000 like just doesn't taste good. It doesn't. I mean, I 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:09.240 appreciate the idea of cheese, but I can't personally do it. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:13.120 I'm not trying to get other people on my wave. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:15.280 Like you said something once who you were like, I 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:16.359 think I don't know if you were talking to the 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:18.160 thirty Rock episode. We were like, yeah, other people talk 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:19.920 like you know how other people just will like eat 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:21.399 a whole block of cheese at night. And I was like, 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:23.280 what do you? I have no idea what you're talking about. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:26.480 You were like, I can't imagine ever doing that, Like 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:29.360 what is that like? And I was like that's crazy. 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.480 Do you eat a block of cheese at night? I 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:36.840 eat cheese, yeah, But like I am lactose intolerant. I 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:41.320 just like sometimes I just I just you know, Chase 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:48.320 the cheese Dragon. I'm on Craft's website right now and 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:55.399 they have reviews of Miracle Whip um and wow, yeah, 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:59.840 somebody contacted them about Okay, this new blend is now 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:03.119 sty It is still labeled the original, however it is 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:05.119 far from it. Check the ingredients. If you have an 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.280 old bottle around versus a new one. The old bottles 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.520 say salad dressing on them. The new something about creamy 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:14.920 mayonnaise taste. I for one, will never purchase Miracle Whip 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:19.960 again and its current mix. Yeah no, And others may 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:23.720 they follow your example, like let's drive out the Miracle Whip. 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:26.240 The other thing about Miracle Whip is it is full 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:30.359 of sugar um and it. I think that because it 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:32.600 was supposed to have like less the fat, less fat 0:18:32.680 --> 0:18:34.639 or something in the mayonnaise. But I think it's just 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:37.359 like like eating. There's got to be people who like 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:39.679 miracle It better than mayonnaise though, just because they like 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:42.040 enjoy the taste of it. But there is no taste. 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:43.640 Is it the point? Right? But you know some people 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:49.359 like they just want the want the moisture. You want 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:55.840 them it is ham lotion. It is Oh, you guys 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:59.919 are really selling it to me, Hey, I some delicious hamleh, 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:05.879 just right. I think I think we have now eve 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:09.560 good time to talk about other things that they feel like. 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:13.679 I was going to throw up for two hours, guys. 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:17.439 Hereditary is now out on video on demand. I was 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:20.400 counting the days I've been so excited we're talking about 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:22.240 this movie and when it came out in theaters, which 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:25.200 must have been in the spirit it was over the summer, 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:28.919 and the early summer time is such a roller coaster 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:32.120 right now, who can tell, but yeah, I was. We 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:35.600 were tests was like definitely doing a watch clock of 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:38.520 how many days were left until this movie came out? 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:42.440 And then she watched it, and then y'all were like, Molly, 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:45.440 you have to watch it, and then it did. You 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:49.119 kind of volunteered. I well, I was very profoundly disturbed 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.560 by her editory, but I loved it, and I was like, 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:53.919 I'm not going to force her to watch it now. 0:19:54.000 --> 0:19:57.119 You had a diplomatic way of putting than it was 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:59.080 also like I don't want to be the person who 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:01.800 didn't see the movie, and like I managed to not 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:04.960 get spoilers for it until now I should just watch it. 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:08.000 And then I couldn't convince my boyfriend watching with me, 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:11.080 so I watched it alone and that was a mistake. 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:17.919 So Hereditary, Uh isn't interesting. So we were talking before 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:21.080 we started recording the podcast about how Hereditary is the 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:24.520 first feature length film from Ari asked story believe is 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:27.480 his name and he was known for two really controversial 0:20:27.520 --> 0:20:31.880 shorts that he did um before Hereditary, one of them Munchausen, 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:37.359 which deals with a problematic mother child relationship. One of them, 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:39.560 I think it's called The Strange Thing About the Johnson's 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:42.320 which was his a f I thesis um, which is 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:47.720 spoiler just look it up if you're but just is yeah, 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:54.280 it is. Perhaps he makes movies about familial horror, which 0:20:54.359 --> 0:20:57.160 is probably our favorite genre of horror. I think it's 0:20:57.200 --> 0:21:00.800 the most affecting genre sub genre horror. I would stay 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:03.640 you're talking about it's like The Exorcist? Is that? And 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:07.439 Rosemary's Baby? Is that? The shining is that all of 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:11.480 these things are about parental ship. Guys, I've never seen politic. 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:15.359 Oh my god, I just know that the parents smoke 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:18.800 pot and that it's like a chill, a chill movie. Well, 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:25.000 very chill chill. Ye Should I watch it? Yes? It's 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:27.840 so goody we just do a horror movie like every 0:21:27.880 --> 0:21:31.480 week until the end of Halloween season, because it's already 0:21:31.520 --> 0:21:34.360 begun as far as I'm concerned, let's do it. Last 0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:37.080 week after the podcast, I walked to the Halloween store 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.720 in the old Circuit City down the street. That was 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:41.359 like the Me and some other people were like the 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:44.920 first people in the Halloween store, Like, hey, great, it's 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:51.520 September seven. Um, so I was ready for Hereditary. So 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:54.879 Hereditary Um. I did not see it at Sundance, and 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:57.320 it was there, but it was one that everybody like, 0:21:57.400 --> 0:21:59.320 this is the thing. Now Sundance is like the best place, 0:21:59.400 --> 0:22:03.000 Like it's iffy on other things coming out of there, 0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:05.000 but like all the horror stuff that comes out tends 0:22:05.000 --> 0:22:07.879 to be pretty a plus, there's so much good horror 0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:12.280 coming in general. And my friend um Um Aaron also 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:14.199 co wrote the other good horror film that came out 0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:15.919 of it this coming out this week, I think um 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:19.280 called Many with Nick Cage in it. I watched the 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:23.040 trailer for that also, and it also seems like it's 0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:26.640 there's a lot of just people are tad time horror 0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:28.560 a good time for horror. I mean, I know there's 0:22:28.600 --> 0:22:32.040 a lot of debate within horror about the sort of 0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:34.879 art house horror. Well, yeah, I kind of wanted to 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:36.560 talk about that a little bit because I think that 0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:39.040