WEBVTT - Ep57: Hands and Heaux Mail 0:00:04.000 --> 0:00:08.760 The UM. Yeah good, hi yah. Hey guys, we wanted 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:10.160 to let you know that we are going to be 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:13.520 coming to you live for our first year anniversary show 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:17.160 in Atlanta, May nineteenth at the Plaza Theater. Our show 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:18.959 was going to start at seven pm, and we have 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:22.040 the beautiful be Simone from Wilding Out on MTV hosting. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.160 She is hilarious and hot and pretty. If you want 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:28.280 someone that you know has never masturbated, you might want 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:30.000 to open her up to make a horrible decision. Come 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.880 check the Simone out. Bring your boyfriend, bring your side boo, 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.120 bring your bitch if she's not freaking enough for you, 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.879 Bring anybody. Come have fun at this show. 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Okay, yes, so welcome to the show. 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.920 Mandy and I almost didn't make this episode because we haven't. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.480 I'm just gonna throw it out there. Me and the 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:53.000 special was fighting a lot about what is again again? Okay, 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.960 we're not gonna bring up the top enjoyed. I feel 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.320 like everybody be saying stuff like why you'd be letting 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:59.880 Mandy cuts you out? This is my only way to 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.280 silently like fucking you know, poke and poke and poke, 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.800 oh you shade because I don't. So one of our 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:09.000 followers actually went back and started listening um from the 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.200 very beginning, and she was like, Wheezy was meat as hell. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:14.040 I'm glad you started shading and now and now I 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.880 feel like everyone thinks I'm the meat. One used to 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.120 get really upset about me and making basketball players jokes, 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.640 and I stopped because I didn't because you had a 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.600 serious conversation with me, and she was like, fish, that 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:27.040 ship is rude, and so I stopped. And I feel 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:28.760 like I've never had a conversation with you to say, 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.440 bit your rude. But bits you're rude, that's fine. But 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:34.959 I feel like my shade comes from you literally being 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:43.880 you and you say shit where you want to bring up, 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:48.600 like like, no, you don't understand this one girl on SoundCloud. Bro, 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.120 I'm just so over you shading Wheezy And it was 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.160 me bringing up her gay voice and it's like, bitch, 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.520 you did change your whole boy because you'll be doing 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:58.640 anything to shade me, but just better fact, where's prayude 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.640 to a kiss? Bitch? I funk with you and I 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.840 don't know where you live. I think she said Jersey, 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:04.960 but hit me up. I'm putting she on my list, bitch, 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.440 and I wish you would so the issue, and I'm 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:09.720 still here say so. The issues that I had with 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.799 um Wheezy making all of the basketball references was, as 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:15.919 you guys know, me and Weezy had a five year 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:18.720 gap in our friendship and so at the time she's 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.720 making all these jokes, I felt like she was shading 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.840 me on my twenty one year old. But I don't 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:30.280 who un in a ball player, lawyer, bastball play just 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:33.040 because he's six something me the basketball playing out, So 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:35.880 you don't basketball player. I have a basketball player in 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.480 a very long athletes Who was you about to go 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.640 eat with me? Eating with an athlete and a fu 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.760 athlete are two different things. You can still make the joke, 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:49.240 bro no doing the All Star game? Nobody? How are 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:54.000 you fighting nobody game? When this year? Bitch I was 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:55.840 talking about the finals a couple of years ago. Yeah, 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:57.839 I probably about six of them, But that don't matter. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.320 God damn fuck you. That was the past, which is 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.320 what I was saying. All your shade was coming from 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.800 a bitch that you knew. But bitch, I ain't that bitch. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.920 No mo a bitch done grow. I don't you know transformed? 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:11.560 Hole have you? I'm just saying I got real niggas 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:15.320 in my line got down. Fuck you anyways, guys, we 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:17.000 are here and I don't even know how we're here. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:18.640 Why do you keep firing me your phone like I 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:21.680 ain't gonna get away? Bitch, Calm down, We are still 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:28.520 doing the introduction. Hi, guys, I don't can't can't you 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.159 being you? It's why I'm shady cause you you'll be 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:32.880 and you a matter of fact, I want to say this, 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.240 if you have never listened to a horrible decisions, I'm 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.560 gonna be honest with you. We act like this every episode, 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.479 so it doesn't get better. And if this isn't for you, 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:43.520 then I'm sorry. This is very much of us hating 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.400 each other. I think what keeps us together it's this show. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.280 We know we gotta get way to be friends without 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:49.800 this show. I'm gonna tell you all now. It's it's 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:53.400 it's what keeps us going. It's hard. You're about to 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:57.280 go to a concert and it's for fucking networking? Is 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.480 it's to look at the venue to bring this measuring 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.680 our showy? She was about to go you an athlete, 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:04.840 but excuse me for bringing up ball players anyway. I'm 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:08.159 just saying anyway, as you guys know, every week we 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.480 have a kink of the week and um, so this 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.040 week I wanted to bring this one in because I 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.560 thought it was rather interesting. The kink of the week 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:20.520 for this week, guys is quer ophilia. UM. Quer Ophilia 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:25.760 is actually um talking about hands. The specific fetish for 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.920 hands is called this and it may manifest as an 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:33.159 attraction to fingers, a great manicure, or simply some smoking 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:39.039 hot hands. While query ophilia can absolutely use hand jobs, fisting, 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:42.960 or fingering, some hand fetishes might get off on hands 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:48.159 mundane tasks such as picking up groceries or doing chores. UM. 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:52.720 I thought that this was interesting. Massages too where at 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:54.760 the top, which is kind of weird because you can't 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.640 see the hands, so it's literally your hands doing literally 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.360 I guess, feeling the hands. But technically if you're getting 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.159 fisted or fingering, like I know, when a guy's hands 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.640 is in me, I'm not really looking at his hand, 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.400 so I guess it's even just the touch or feeling 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:16.520 of hands. I really like fingering, um, especially you what No, 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.200 I'm just shout out to what was the lesbian's name, 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:23.960 Oh love a girl VICKI Yeah, oh my god, she 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:27.120 did talk about fingering, but she mentioned like the wave, 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:32.000 the wave. You don't use that ship already, Alex, you 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:33.560 know what, why don't we even? I feel like we 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.800 need to get another discount because you was taking notes 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.360 with Anthony, you took notes with vicor Tralia. I just 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.440 felt like, you know, I know, that's right, that's how 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.960 we're doing this. The wave does work. Though the wave works, Yeah, 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.680 that ship is different, I think. Um, I got to 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.720 look up A spot again. When Tyomi came, she was 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.000 talking about the A spot. But maybe that's what that 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:53.800 ship has hitten for me. But like I had Jeeves 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.479 do that ship to me other night, and I was like, nigga, 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.720 I came so hard. I don't even want you to. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.839 It's crazy because girl, why do you even come? And 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.600 crazy because when I saw this, I actually thought so 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.000 um as y'all know, I've only really had one dick, 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:08.880 but um the guy who I had the Golden Shower 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:14.560 with was in town, y'all. No. Oh, yeah, I've had 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:16.360 a whole lot of dicks, but I'm saying for the 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.640 last couple of months, it's been one dick since like November. 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:22.960 One dick. Anyways, Buck y'all laughing because I said I 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:26.320 only had one dick that you see the shade, but 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.560 you only had one dick. I'm a shading you because 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:34.840 you know you being you. That's funny, But it's funny 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:41.400 because it's shading you for being you. So um when 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:44.040 I found this king, I thought it was interesting because, 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:46.840 um so, as you guys know, the guy who I 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:48.760 did the Golden Shower with, he's someone that I've been 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.640 dealing with for the last eleven years and he's one 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.880 of those guys that I just thought I couldn't like 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:57.360 let go. So yeah, bitch, we met when I was 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:01.520 fifteen sixteen. What why do you always call the niger 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.240 who took my virginy of pedophile? He wasn't a pedophile. 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.280 I mean he was nine nineteen and twenty when I 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:10.000 was fifteen a pedophile? Why is that a pedophile? He 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:12.160 was in college the same thing I was in high school. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:16.320 It was what six nine, same thing he got in 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:19.360 trouble for. I mean, I get well, he was I 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.680 think eighteen and nineteen when he was like, I mean, 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.360 the whole thing statutory. But my mama knew about him. 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.360 There was no talker knew about mine, but she was 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.480 shaming me the whole time. No, you're you were fourteen, 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.120 he was like twenty four. No he wasn't, bitch, I'm 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.319 twenty seven. He's thirty three right now. No, that was 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:39.960 twenty and fourteen. That's a problem. I wasn't my virginity. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:41.560 Did you not just do the math? Like I just 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.640 did the math thirty three and twenty seven. That's six 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:56.600 years sixteen? You right, do right, that's but no. Anyways, 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:59.920 he came it's not so bad when though, yeah, it's not. 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:05.360 But anyway, well maybe I was a charity girl back there. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:11.240 He had car. So anyways, he came over and I 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.439 just knew I didn't really want to have sex with him, 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.120 and I told him I didn't want to have sex, 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.360 and so he actually was like, well, it don't make 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.200 sense for both of us not to get none. So 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:23.439 he actually fingered me and ate my pussy for probably 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:27.880 about thirty thirty five minutes, and everything he did dealt 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:29.959 with his hands and his fingers, and he was shoted. 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.520 Apparently he got like knuckle deep with his fingers, but 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.680 it was probably the most like it felt so good. 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.440 I didn't squirt because I was on my couch. My 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:39.120 couch is swade, And I was just like, nigga, don't 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.400 make me come all over my couch. But roomate of you. 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:47.600 I'm just saying, but no. So when I read this, 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.640 I what color is what my couch is? Great? So yeah, 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.360 it just would have not been good. Um. But it's 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.640 funny because I had this conversation with him, um kind 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:59.120 of about where his hands were in me. He fit 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.960 the three fingers like what Vicky Um said, And I 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:04.760 just really think that it's something that a lot of 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.480 men do not do or master, and he has mastered. 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:09.600 And I feel like I have this thing for fingers, 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.960 like I know when I have men giving me head, 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.600 I asked them, can you put your fingers in me? Um? 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.400 And so kind of just I don't know if I 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:17.840 have a hand fetish. I do. I know I do 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:21.080 like guys who get manicures. But it was just amazing, 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.840 like how I felt. It's weird because like I've never 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.720 thought about the hands really like I'm like getting fingered, 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:28.040 but I don't think about it as like the hands, 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:29.400 because I mean, the King of the Weak is about 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.400 the hands. But it's funny because I did have a 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:35.880 guy once tell me that he really liked looking at 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.280 my nails on his dick when I jerked him off, 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:43.679 and I was like, okay, this is now weird. That's 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.600 why we get our nails done so that it looks 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.400 good while blow jobs. That's literally the only reason we 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:51.240 get our nails done. I swear the guy. Maybe maybe us, 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:52.760 I don't know, I would be honest. I think other 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.000 people maybe okay, maybe they just want to get it done. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.000 But I do like i'd be thinking about the color, 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:02.120 like like I absolutely think I just don't care about that. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:04.840 They do. They don't. You're telling me when you get 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.440 your dick stuff and you see red nails in your dick, 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.400 you don't think it's hotter than no white nails. I 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.240 don't give a funk. Let's take a poll right now, 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:14.720 as nails is like not fucked up like you straight, 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:16.760 I don't give a color. You do care about what 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:18.560 the nails like? No, no, no, as longly they're not 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:21.400 like fucked up. If you have a manicure, you straight, 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.719 that's good enough. You can have clear. You're telling me 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.400 when you see no color or color, that makes no difference, 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:29.880 no difference. I don't. I mean like you still enjoy it, 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.880 but like you're different the thing that women have just 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.920 put into their hands, y'all do it for y'all know 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:42.040 I have for each other. I mean no, I'm talking 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.520 about women right now. Women do hair for other women? Yeah, 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:48.640 do you make cake face makeup for other women? Do 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.319 nails for other women? Like I really feel like about that. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.600 I don't know other people I do drink said Drake 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.439 said the best hair tie, sweatpants, chilling with no makeup on, 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.160 Like that's what biggest, Like no makeup. I really just 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.160 mean concealing. Yeah, because when you don't have makeup on, 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:05.080 niggles would be like, oh you look different today, Like 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:08.960 y'all be motherfucking making comments, got makeup on? We gotta 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.440 a little bit full of shi But wait, wait, wait, 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:17.400 back track back, Yes, you really left dude like with 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.360 blue balls. I mean, I don't know where the sperm 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.560 went out of his ball, you know what? So it's 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.480 crazy because I feel like this is no but this 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:27.959 is kind of that area that I'm in. So what 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:30.360 he does for me sexually is what I get from. 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:35.120 And so unless he could have provided the intimacy or 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.480 something different than what I'm getting from, seven, I felt 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.080 no need to suck him, you know, but you don't 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:41.840 have to fun him. But if he went down on 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:45.240 you and fingers, do you know why you didn't want to? 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.120 You don't know my life, you know why you want to. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:48.880 It's funny. I don't know your life, but you love 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:50.880 to tell me about mine, but I don't tell you 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:54.439 about Oh. I didn't go down on him at all. Now, 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.600 so you just gave well he fingered me. Um, he 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.920 was just and gave me. She didn't. No, he didn't 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:07.120 even pull his dick out. Didn't even pull his dick out. Yeah, no, 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:10.360 I mean, but normally we kind of I mean, but 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:13.480 he's also one who does like to be submissive. Um, 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:15.480 and so he kind of well if he likes to 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:18.520 get piste on, I K yeah, yeah. And he added 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:20.719 the role the role play into it and was like 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:23.600 make me, make me want to come back, like, keep 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:28.439 your pussy from me. Don't get like he even I 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:30.680 don't know about the role play. You'll keep that pussy 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.360 locked up. You keep that locked up. You've got the 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.760 chain on that pussy. But don't do that. But no, 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.360 but yeah, it was weird and it's crazy because his 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:39.959 dick was so good clearly to keep him around for 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:41.960 eleven years. And it's to the point now where I 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.760 think I've I got Dick. That's that I like more 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:49.400 so I like the dick more I don't like the 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.400 So let me tell you all real quick speaking of 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:55.360 and this isn't gonna go into homemail or anything like no, no, 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.439 no, no no no. It's funny because so I was within 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.760 him two days ago. And so we're laying down and 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:02.520 we talking about you know, because I am talking to 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.360 a nigger that might be a boyfriend, but we're not 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.439 gonna get into that. Y'all heard that in another episode. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.720 But um, so I'm sitting there telling him like I'm 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.040 really like I'm trying to get a boyfriend, Like I'm 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.000 about to get a boyfriend, and like, so I'm talking 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:16.800 to him, telling him like you know where I'm at 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.560 and how I want a boyfriend. Of course I'm not 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.720 telling him my stress and having to cut him off 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:25.800 if I can. So this nigga with his narcissistic no, 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:29.200 he got good Dick having asked sat here, was like, well, 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.560 when you get that boyfriend, um, go ahead and let 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.760 me know which Dick is better. And it was like, 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.960 let me know who who you like sucking you more? 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.840 Me or him? And I'm just like to my boyfriend though, 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:46.160 so I don't what honestly, I think you'd be doing 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.640 that same ship and Nigga's that got girls I do. 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.040 I ain't even gonna hold you. I know they want 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.120 to come fut me when they when their wives at home, 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.120 and that's fine. I'll be like, I know he wants this, 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.440 but that's what he did to me. Have you ever 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:00.360 have you ever like said like it's like peared in 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.400 a way, be like, does your wife's suck your dick 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:08.640 like this? Oh? Have you think? Um, I've asked the 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:12.320 things that were ship. Now I'm about to hate your ass. 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:15.520 I would ship when it needs to be a team wheezy. 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:19.960 Why why does that make me not? Clearly she's not 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:23.800 doing something that I'm doing that. I have a huge ego. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.760 And if you're sitting here risking your whole hollihood and 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.320 paying my bills for this pussy, I want to know 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.240 how good it is. Go ahead and tell me how 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:32.720 good this pussy is. Going to tell me how good 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.640 you really compare? I know, like obviously we want to 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:38.520 know that we're good at sex, but do you really 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.040 be like, is this better than your way? Oh? Even 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:43.760 he does the same thing that I do. I told 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:46.760 you he told me. He told me, I fuck you 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:48.920 like this to remind you that whoever else you're fucking 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.440 ain't sucking you right. That's what the funk he said 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.040 to me. And I was like, you're right, because he 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:58.040 sucking the ship out of me. That's why. That's how 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:01.160 I'm thinking about the dick. And it so motherfucking good 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.560 puss Oh all the time. Oh, I tell him I 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.520 love the dick while we're having sex. I tell him 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:08.720 how much I love it. I used the L word 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.200 a lot, Daddy, this is yours. Do whatever you want 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:15.680 with this pussy. I use the L word about his 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:19.000 dick when I say it when we're fucking, and like, 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.480 I love this dick. I love the dick. I don't 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.280 ever say I love you. I love the dick. I 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.360 love how you fuck me. I love how you make 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.240 this pussy come. I love what you do inside of 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:32.760 this pussy. That's it. So fuck you. We believe you 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:37.800 yo hashtag yo please drop under manny ships hashtag We 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:44.200 believe you. That's what we're doing. We believe you. That's both. Anyways, 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:49.080 when we going athlete so much, we believe you. Oh, y'all, 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.080 y'all getting a real kick out of this. Hush ya, 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.200 y'all get a real kid. It's okay because guess what. 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.680 Guess what, No, what's gonna do? Damn Weasy was so 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:58.640 mean to you this episode because you know what, y'all 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:01.000 act like. I'm so asserted Weasy becaus it was so 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:02.760 when I fell a little tidy jazz, I'll be like, 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:05.960 oh my god, poor weezy. Fuck y'all. Hose anyway, we're 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:09.000 gonna go ahead and get into that motherfucker homemail. This 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.720 was a UM. So, if you guys don't know our 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.159 voicemail number, I want to give it to you. UM. 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.680 We have a line where you can hit us, leave 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:18.960 your voicemail, tell the whole fucking story. It is eight 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:23.840 four five one nine three eight oh nine And this 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:32.880 was left by who fucking else? Hail. So UM. I'm 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:38.440 a virgin, but I consider myself a freaky version. The 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:40.920 reason why I'm still a virgin is because I don't 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:44.720 want to have bad sex, and the people that I'm 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:50.000 trying with I'm not really attracted to. Um, and so 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:53.119 I'm not gonna have sex just to have sex. I 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:56.960 want to be pleased. I want to explore ship. I 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:59.920 want to get real freaky like. And I've been tracked 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:02.760 my friends about this, and they think it's weird that 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:05.440 I want to try anal or if I get into 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:09.200 a relationship with people like I wanna like swap and 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:12.560 be in three sims and just all different types of ship. 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:16.399 They think it's weird. And it wasn't until I started 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:21.080 listening to you guys podcasts that I realized that I'm 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:25.000 not fucking weird. I'm you know, a normal person. And 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.439 so I guess I just wanted to ask how did 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:31.560 you guys start howing? Because I want to reach this level? 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:36.280 And um, I guess, just just how did you get 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:40.480 it all started? Let me pause this for a second. 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:42.480 Jesus fucking Christ. You know we do a lot of 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:45.919 other stuff. Okay, well, we like reading stuff. We're smart girls. 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:49.320 What did you What did you do? How did you 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:52.119 learn there were there's no class of Oh I need 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:55.520 to be our next live show how to Hoe? That's it? 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:59.879 Let me continue this. Sorry, where did you go? How 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:02.320 did you meet people? Because I feel like it's weird? 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:05.840 To just you know, go up to someone and be like, hey, 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:08.879 can you be in our three sum or whatever? I 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:13.240 don't know, just just how do you get started being 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:19.600 the sexual sexual, the sexual liberated women that you are, 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:25.600 Because I really wanna get on that level. Um, because 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:28.520 I'm twenty two and I feel like I just want 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:32.320 to start, you know, doing stuff before I'm too old 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:37.240 or yeah, I just want to get experienced. I'm tired 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:40.320 of like and I'm not the version that just like 0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:44.800 doesn't do anything. I have sex toys. I just haven't 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.919 felt like the guys i'm around have been good, especially 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:51.720 guys my age I'm attracted to. I'm twenty two, I'm 0:19:51.760 --> 0:19:59.600 attracted to usually then over so and the guys they're 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:08.600 and yeah, I just want to Yeah that's it, Okay, cool, 0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:12.239 thank By. I don't know that's not me. I think 0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:15.120 that's her phone. Okay, well I'll play it. Um, I'm 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:18.000 gonna put it over. But um, so, guys, I think 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:20.120 this is so funny because I don't think that there's 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:22.879 an actual class or way to start calling. You just 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.800 kind of gotta suck dick and you actually you know 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:27.840 what you should do? This is I think the best 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:29.440 piece of advice I gave me. I'm sure we're gonna 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:32.159 get into this, but we had that girl, um, the 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:35.840 actual Black Mermaid, right, I would hit her up and 0:20:36.040 --> 0:20:38.359 have her teach you how to branch out into some 0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:40.200 hole ship. I don't know if you listened to that episode. 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:41.719 I can't remember which one. It was, maybe a few 0:20:41.760 --> 0:20:44.480 weeks back, but um, yeah, she was called the home 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:46.920 Coach and she was teaching women how to like get 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:49.400 money and stuff. But she also said that she helps 0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:51.520