Speaker 1: The UM. Yeah good, hi yah. Hey guys, we wanted
Speaker 1: to let you know that we are going to be
Speaker 1: coming to you live for our first year anniversary show
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, May nineteenth at the Plaza Theater. Our show
Speaker 1: was going to start at seven pm, and we have
Speaker 1: the beautiful be Simone from Wilding Out on MTV hosting.
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Speaker 1: someone that you know has never masturbated, you might want
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Speaker 1: actually surprised that sold out super faster time. We sold
Speaker 1: out v I P in our first week of sales,
Speaker 1: so I'm super excited um to see all of you.
Speaker 1: And again it all includes me and greet because y'all
Speaker 1: are our hoes. Okay, yes, so welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Mandy and I almost didn't make this episode because we haven't.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw it out there. Me and the
Speaker 1: special was fighting a lot about what is again again? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna bring up the top enjoyed. I feel
Speaker 1: like everybody be saying stuff like why you'd be letting
Speaker 1: Mandy cuts you out? This is my only way to
Speaker 1: silently like fucking you know, poke and poke and poke,
Speaker 1: oh you shade because I don't. So one of our
Speaker 1: followers actually went back and started listening um from the
Speaker 1: very beginning, and she was like, Wheezy was meat as hell.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you started shading and now and now I
Speaker 1: feel like everyone thinks I'm the meat. One used to
Speaker 1: get really upset about me and making basketball players jokes,
Speaker 1: and I stopped because I didn't because you had a
Speaker 1: serious conversation with me, and she was like, fish, that
Speaker 1: ship is rude, and so I stopped. And I feel
Speaker 1: like I've never had a conversation with you to say,
Speaker 1: bit your rude. But bits you're rude, that's fine. But
Speaker 1: I feel like my shade comes from you literally being
Speaker 1: you and you say shit where you want to bring up,
Speaker 1: like like, no, you don't understand this one girl on SoundCloud. Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm just so over you shading Wheezy And it was
Speaker 1: me bringing up her gay voice and it's like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you did change your whole boy because you'll be doing
Speaker 1: anything to shade me, but just better fact, where's prayude
Speaker 1: to a kiss? Bitch? I funk with you and I
Speaker 1: don't know where you live. I think she said Jersey,
Speaker 1: but hit me up. I'm putting she on my list, bitch,
Speaker 1: and I wish you would so the issue, and I'm
Speaker 1: still here say so. The issues that I had with
Speaker 1: um Wheezy making all of the basketball references was, as
Speaker 1: you guys know, me and Weezy had a five year
Speaker 1: gap in our friendship and so at the time she's
Speaker 1: making all these jokes, I felt like she was shading
Speaker 1: me on my twenty one year old. But I don't
Speaker 1: who un in a ball player, lawyer, bastball play just
Speaker 1: because he's six something me the basketball playing out, So
Speaker 1: you don't basketball player. I have a basketball player in
Speaker 1: a very long athletes Who was you about to go
Speaker 1: eat with me? Eating with an athlete and a fu
Speaker 1: athlete are two different things. You can still make the joke,
Speaker 1: bro no doing the All Star game? Nobody? How are
Speaker 1: you fighting nobody game? When this year? Bitch I was
Speaker 1: talking about the finals a couple of years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably about six of them, But that don't matter.
Speaker 1: God damn fuck you. That was the past, which is
Speaker 1: what I was saying. All your shade was coming from
Speaker 1: a bitch that you knew. But bitch, I ain't that bitch.
Speaker 1: No mo a bitch done grow. I don't you know transformed?
Speaker 1: Hole have you? I'm just saying I got real niggas
Speaker 1: in my line got down. Fuck you anyways, guys, we
Speaker 1: are here and I don't even know how we're here.
Speaker 1: Why do you keep firing me your phone like I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get away? Bitch, Calm down, We are still
Speaker 1: doing the introduction. Hi, guys, I don't can't can't you
Speaker 1: being you? It's why I'm shady cause you you'll be
Speaker 1: and you a matter of fact, I want to say this,
Speaker 1: if you have never listened to a horrible decisions, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. We act like this every episode,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't get better. And if this isn't for you,
Speaker 1: then I'm sorry. This is very much of us hating
Speaker 1: each other. I think what keeps us together it's this show.
Speaker 1: We know we gotta get way to be friends without
Speaker 1: this show. I'm gonna tell you all now. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's what keeps us going. It's hard. You're about to
Speaker 1: go to a concert and it's for fucking networking? Is
Speaker 1: it's to look at the venue to bring this measuring
Speaker 1: our showy? She was about to go you an athlete,
Speaker 1: but excuse me for bringing up ball players anyway. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying anyway, as you guys know, every week we
Speaker 1: have a kink of the week and um, so this
Speaker 1: week I wanted to bring this one in because I
Speaker 1: thought it was rather interesting. The kink of the week
Speaker 1: for this week, guys is quer ophilia. UM. Quer Ophilia
Speaker 1: is actually um talking about hands. The specific fetish for
Speaker 1: hands is called this and it may manifest as an
Speaker 1: attraction to fingers, a great manicure, or simply some smoking
Speaker 1: hot hands. While query ophilia can absolutely use hand jobs, fisting,
Speaker 1: or fingering, some hand fetishes might get off on hands
Speaker 1: mundane tasks such as picking up groceries or doing chores. UM.
Speaker 1: I thought that this was interesting. Massages too where at
Speaker 1: the top, which is kind of weird because you can't
Speaker 1: see the hands, so it's literally your hands doing literally
Speaker 1: I guess, feeling the hands. But technically if you're getting
Speaker 1: fisted or fingering, like I know, when a guy's hands
Speaker 1: is in me, I'm not really looking at his hand,
Speaker 1: so I guess it's even just the touch or feeling
Speaker 1: of hands. I really like fingering, um, especially you what No,
Speaker 1: I'm just shout out to what was the lesbian's name,
Speaker 1: Oh love a girl VICKI Yeah, oh my god, she
Speaker 1: did talk about fingering, but she mentioned like the wave,
Speaker 1: the wave. You don't use that ship already, Alex, you
Speaker 1: know what, why don't we even? I feel like we
Speaker 1: need to get another discount because you was taking notes
Speaker 1: with Anthony, you took notes with vicor Tralia. I just
Speaker 1: felt like, you know, I know, that's right, that's how
Speaker 1: we're doing this. The wave does work. Though the wave works, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that ship is different, I think. Um, I got to
Speaker 1: look up A spot again. When Tyomi came, she was
Speaker 1: talking about the A spot. But maybe that's what that
Speaker 1: ship has hitten for me. But like I had Jeeves
Speaker 1: do that ship to me other night, and I was like, nigga,
Speaker 1: I came so hard. I don't even want you to.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because girl, why do you even come? And
Speaker 1: crazy because when I saw this, I actually thought so
Speaker 1: um as y'all know, I've only really had one dick,
Speaker 1: but um the guy who I had the Golden Shower
Speaker 1: with was in town, y'all. No. Oh, yeah, I've had
Speaker 1: a whole lot of dicks, but I'm saying for the
Speaker 1: last couple of months, it's been one dick since like November.
Speaker 1: One dick. Anyways, Buck y'all laughing because I said I
Speaker 1: only had one dick that you see the shade, but
Speaker 1: you only had one dick. I'm a shading you because
Speaker 1: you know you being you. That's funny, But it's funny
Speaker 1: because it's shading you for being you. So um when
Speaker 1: I found this king, I thought it was interesting because,
Speaker 1: um so, as you guys know, the guy who I
Speaker 1: did the Golden Shower with, he's someone that I've been
Speaker 1: dealing with for the last eleven years and he's one
Speaker 1: of those guys that I just thought I couldn't like
Speaker 1: let go. So yeah, bitch, we met when I was
Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen. What why do you always call the niger
Speaker 1: who took my virginy of pedophile? He wasn't a pedophile.
Speaker 1: I mean he was nine nineteen and twenty when I
Speaker 1: was fifteen a pedophile? Why is that a pedophile? He
Speaker 1: was in college the same thing I was in high school.
Speaker 1: It was what six nine, same thing he got in
Speaker 1: trouble for. I mean, I get well, he was I
Speaker 1: think eighteen and nineteen when he was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: the whole thing statutory. But my mama knew about him.
Speaker 1: There was no talker knew about mine, but she was
Speaker 1: shaming me the whole time. No, you're you were fourteen,
Speaker 1: he was like twenty four. No he wasn't, bitch, I'm
Speaker 1: twenty seven. He's thirty three right now. No, that was
Speaker 1: twenty and fourteen. That's a problem. I wasn't my virginity.
Speaker 1: Did you not just do the math? Like I just
Speaker 1: did the math thirty three and twenty seven. That's six
Speaker 1: years sixteen? You right, do right, that's but no. Anyways,
Speaker 1: he came it's not so bad when though, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: But anyway, well maybe I was a charity girl back there.
Speaker 1: He had car. So anyways, he came over and I
Speaker 1: just knew I didn't really want to have sex with him,
Speaker 1: and I told him I didn't want to have sex,
Speaker 1: and so he actually was like, well, it don't make
Speaker 1: sense for both of us not to get none. So
Speaker 1: he actually fingered me and ate my pussy for probably
Speaker 1: about thirty thirty five minutes, and everything he did dealt
Speaker 1: with his hands and his fingers, and he was shoted.
Speaker 1: Apparently he got like knuckle deep with his fingers, but
Speaker 1: it was probably the most like it felt so good.
Speaker 1: I didn't squirt because I was on my couch. My
Speaker 1: couch is swade, And I was just like, nigga, don't
Speaker 1: make me come all over my couch. But roomate of you.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, but no. So when I read this,
Speaker 1: I what color is what my couch is? Great? So yeah,
Speaker 1: it just would have not been good. Um. But it's
Speaker 1: funny because I had this conversation with him, um kind
Speaker 1: of about where his hands were in me. He fit
Speaker 1: the three fingers like what Vicky Um said, And I
Speaker 1: just really think that it's something that a lot of
Speaker 1: men do not do or master, and he has mastered.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I have this thing for fingers,
Speaker 1: like I know when I have men giving me head,
Speaker 1: I asked them, can you put your fingers in me? Um?
Speaker 1: And so kind of just I don't know if I
Speaker 1: have a hand fetish. I do. I know I do
Speaker 1: like guys who get manicures. But it was just amazing,
Speaker 1: like how I felt. It's weird because like I've never
Speaker 1: thought about the hands really like I'm like getting fingered,
Speaker 1: but I don't think about it as like the hands,
Speaker 1: because I mean, the King of the Weak is about
Speaker 1: the hands. But it's funny because I did have a
Speaker 1: guy once tell me that he really liked looking at
Speaker 1: my nails on his dick when I jerked him off,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, this is now weird. That's
Speaker 1: why we get our nails done so that it looks
Speaker 1: good while blow jobs. That's literally the only reason we
Speaker 1: get our nails done. I swear the guy. Maybe maybe us,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I would be honest. I think other
Speaker 1: people maybe okay, maybe they just want to get it done.
Speaker 1: But I do like i'd be thinking about the color,
Speaker 1: like like I absolutely think I just don't care about that.
Speaker 1: They do. They don't. You're telling me when you get
Speaker 1: your dick stuff and you see red nails in your dick,
Speaker 1: you don't think it's hotter than no white nails. I
Speaker 1: don't give a funk. Let's take a poll right now,
Speaker 1: as nails is like not fucked up like you straight,
Speaker 1: I don't give a color. You do care about what
Speaker 1: the nails like? No, no, no, as longly they're not
Speaker 1: like fucked up. If you have a manicure, you straight,
Speaker 1: that's good enough. You can have clear. You're telling me
Speaker 1: when you see no color or color, that makes no difference,
Speaker 1: no difference. I don't. I mean like you still enjoy it,
Speaker 1: but like you're different the thing that women have just
Speaker 1: put into their hands, y'all do it for y'all know
Speaker 1: I have for each other. I mean no, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about women right now. Women do hair for other women? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you make cake face makeup for other women? Do
Speaker 1: nails for other women? Like I really feel like about that.
Speaker 1: I don't know other people I do drink said Drake
Speaker 1: said the best hair tie, sweatpants, chilling with no makeup on,
Speaker 1: Like that's what biggest, Like no makeup. I really just
Speaker 1: mean concealing. Yeah, because when you don't have makeup on,
Speaker 1: niggles would be like, oh you look different today, Like
Speaker 1: y'all be motherfucking making comments, got makeup on? We gotta
Speaker 1: a little bit full of shi But wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: back track back, Yes, you really left dude like with
Speaker 1: blue balls. I mean, I don't know where the sperm
Speaker 1: went out of his ball, you know what? So it's
Speaker 1: crazy because I feel like this is no but this
Speaker 1: is kind of that area that I'm in. So what
Speaker 1: he does for me sexually is what I get from.
Speaker 1: And so unless he could have provided the intimacy or
Speaker 1: something different than what I'm getting from, seven, I felt
Speaker 1: no need to suck him, you know, but you don't
Speaker 1: have to fun him. But if he went down on
Speaker 1: you and fingers, do you know why you didn't want to?
Speaker 1: You don't know my life, you know why you want to.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I don't know your life, but you love
Speaker 1: to tell me about mine, but I don't tell you
Speaker 1: about Oh. I didn't go down on him at all. Now,
Speaker 1: so you just gave well he fingered me. Um, he
Speaker 1: was just and gave me. She didn't. No, he didn't
Speaker 1: even pull his dick out. Didn't even pull his dick out. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I mean, but normally we kind of I mean, but
Speaker 1: he's also one who does like to be submissive. Um,
Speaker 1: and so he kind of well if he likes to
Speaker 1: get piste on, I K yeah, yeah. And he added
Speaker 1: the role the role play into it and was like
Speaker 1: make me, make me want to come back, like, keep
Speaker 1: your pussy from me. Don't get like he even I
Speaker 1: don't know about the role play. You'll keep that pussy
Speaker 1: locked up. You keep that locked up. You've got the
Speaker 1: chain on that pussy. But don't do that. But no,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it was weird and it's crazy because his
Speaker 1: dick was so good clearly to keep him around for
Speaker 1: eleven years. And it's to the point now where I
Speaker 1: think I've I got Dick. That's that I like more
Speaker 1: so I like the dick more I don't like the
Speaker 1: So let me tell you all real quick speaking of
Speaker 1: and this isn't gonna go into homemail or anything like no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no no. It's funny because so I was within
Speaker 1: him two days ago. And so we're laying down and
Speaker 1: we talking about you know, because I am talking to
Speaker 1: a nigger that might be a boyfriend, but we're not
Speaker 1: gonna get into that. Y'all heard that in another episode.
Speaker 1: But um, so I'm sitting there telling him like I'm
Speaker 1: really like I'm trying to get a boyfriend, Like I'm
Speaker 1: about to get a boyfriend, and like, so I'm talking
Speaker 1: to him, telling him like you know where I'm at
Speaker 1: and how I want a boyfriend. Of course I'm not
Speaker 1: telling him my stress and having to cut him off
Speaker 1: if I can. So this nigga with his narcissistic no,
Speaker 1: he got good Dick having asked sat here, was like, well,
Speaker 1: when you get that boyfriend, um, go ahead and let
Speaker 1: me know which Dick is better. And it was like,
Speaker 1: let me know who who you like sucking you more?
Speaker 1: Me or him? And I'm just like to my boyfriend though,
Speaker 1: so I don't what honestly, I think you'd be doing
Speaker 1: that same ship and Nigga's that got girls I do.
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna hold you. I know they want
Speaker 1: to come fut me when they when their wives at home,
Speaker 1: and that's fine. I'll be like, I know he wants this,
Speaker 1: but that's what he did to me. Have you ever
Speaker 1: have you ever like said like it's like peared in
Speaker 1: a way, be like, does your wife's suck your dick
Speaker 1: like this? Oh? Have you think? Um, I've asked the
Speaker 1: things that were ship. Now I'm about to hate your ass.
Speaker 1: I would ship when it needs to be a team wheezy.
Speaker 1: Why why does that make me not? Clearly she's not
Speaker 1: doing something that I'm doing that. I have a huge ego.
Speaker 1: And if you're sitting here risking your whole hollihood and
Speaker 1: paying my bills for this pussy, I want to know
Speaker 1: how good it is. Go ahead and tell me how
Speaker 1: good this pussy is. Going to tell me how good
Speaker 1: you really compare? I know, like obviously we want to
Speaker 1: know that we're good at sex, but do you really
Speaker 1: be like, is this better than your way? Oh? Even
Speaker 1: he does the same thing that I do. I told
Speaker 1: you he told me. He told me, I fuck you
Speaker 1: like this to remind you that whoever else you're fucking
Speaker 1: ain't sucking you right. That's what the funk he said
Speaker 1: to me. And I was like, you're right, because he
Speaker 1: sucking the ship out of me. That's why. That's how
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about the dick. And it so motherfucking good
Speaker 1: puss Oh all the time. Oh, I tell him I
Speaker 1: love the dick while we're having sex. I tell him
Speaker 1: how much I love it. I used the L word
Speaker 1: a lot, Daddy, this is yours. Do whatever you want
Speaker 1: with this pussy. I use the L word about his
Speaker 1: dick when I say it when we're fucking, and like,
Speaker 1: I love this dick. I love the dick. I don't
Speaker 1: ever say I love you. I love the dick. I
Speaker 1: love how you fuck me. I love how you make
Speaker 1: this pussy come. I love what you do inside of
Speaker 1: this pussy. That's it. So fuck you. We believe you
Speaker 1: yo hashtag yo please drop under manny ships hashtag We
Speaker 1: believe you. That's what we're doing. We believe you. That's both. Anyways,
Speaker 1: when we going athlete so much, we believe you. Oh, y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all getting a real kick out of this. Hush ya,
Speaker 1: y'all get a real kid. It's okay because guess what.
Speaker 1: Guess what, No, what's gonna do? Damn Weasy was so
Speaker 1: mean to you this episode because you know what, y'all
Speaker 1: act like. I'm so asserted Weasy becaus it was so
Speaker 1: when I fell a little tidy jazz, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, poor weezy. Fuck y'all. Hose anyway, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and get into that motherfucker homemail. This
Speaker 1: was a UM. So, if you guys don't know our
Speaker 1: voicemail number, I want to give it to you. UM.
Speaker 1: We have a line where you can hit us, leave
Speaker 1: your voicemail, tell the whole fucking story. It is eight
Speaker 1: four five one nine three eight oh nine And this
Speaker 1: was left by who fucking else? Hail. So UM. I'm
Speaker 1: a virgin, but I consider myself a freaky version. The
Speaker 1: reason why I'm still a virgin is because I don't
Speaker 1: want to have bad sex, and the people that I'm
Speaker 1: trying with I'm not really attracted to. Um, and so
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have sex just to have sex. I
Speaker 1: want to be pleased. I want to explore ship. I
Speaker 1: want to get real freaky like. And I've been tracked
Speaker 1: my friends about this, and they think it's weird that
Speaker 1: I want to try anal or if I get into
Speaker 1: a relationship with people like I wanna like swap and
Speaker 1: be in three sims and just all different types of ship.
Speaker 1: They think it's weird. And it wasn't until I started
Speaker 1: listening to you guys podcasts that I realized that I'm
Speaker 1: not fucking weird. I'm you know, a normal person. And
Speaker 1: so I guess I just wanted to ask how did
Speaker 1: you guys start howing? Because I want to reach this level?
Speaker 1: And um, I guess, just just how did you get
Speaker 1: it all started? Let me pause this for a second.
Speaker 1: Jesus fucking Christ. You know we do a lot of
Speaker 1: other stuff. Okay, well, we like reading stuff. We're smart girls.
Speaker 1: What did you What did you do? How did you
Speaker 1: learn there were there's no class of Oh I need
Speaker 1: to be our next live show how to Hoe? That's it?
Speaker 1: Let me continue this. Sorry, where did you go? How
Speaker 1: did you meet people? Because I feel like it's weird?
Speaker 1: To just you know, go up to someone and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you be in our three sum or whatever? I
Speaker 1: don't know, just just how do you get started being
Speaker 1: the sexual sexual, the sexual liberated women that you are,
Speaker 1: Because I really wanna get on that level. Um, because
Speaker 1: I'm twenty two and I feel like I just want
Speaker 1: to start, you know, doing stuff before I'm too old
Speaker 1: or yeah, I just want to get experienced. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of like and I'm not the version that just like
Speaker 1: doesn't do anything. I have sex toys. I just haven't
Speaker 1: felt like the guys i'm around have been good, especially
Speaker 1: guys my age I'm attracted to. I'm twenty two, I'm
Speaker 1: attracted to usually then over so and the guys they're
Speaker 1: and yeah, I just want to Yeah that's it, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: thank By. I don't know that's not me. I think
Speaker 1: that's her phone. Okay, well I'll play it. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put it over. But um, so, guys, I think
Speaker 1: this is so funny because I don't think that there's
Speaker 1: an actual class or way to start calling. You just
Speaker 1: kind of gotta suck dick and you actually you know
Speaker 1: what you should do? This is I think the best
Speaker 1: piece of advice I gave me. I'm sure we're gonna
Speaker 1: get into this, but we had that girl, um, the
Speaker 1: actual Black Mermaid, right, I would hit her up and
Speaker 1: have her teach you how to branch out into some
Speaker 1: hole ship. I don't know if you listened to that episode.
Speaker 1: I can't remember which one. It was, maybe a few
Speaker 1: weeks back, but um, yeah, she was called the home
Speaker 1: Coach and she was teaching women how to like get
Speaker 1: money and stuff. But she also said that she helps
Speaker 1: single women get back out in the world, and I
Speaker 1: think it's a virgin. She'd be somebody great to talk
Speaker 1: to you about that. Um, I I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: I don't think that there is a way to starting.
Speaker 1: I think that the way me and Mandy have some
Speaker 1: and so to speak, becomes sexually liberated. Liberated as my
Speaker 1: mom said, you guys just always love to go out
Speaker 1: and have a good time, and you were always like this,
Speaker 1: like as someone that really enjoys life. I know how
Speaker 1: this sounds like just saying that you enjoy life, but
Speaker 1: I don't think about I think the biggest part to
Speaker 1: being a quote unquote hoe is not given a funck.
Speaker 1: I go and live my life I don't give a
Speaker 1: someone gonna talk about me. I don't give a funk
Speaker 1: if someone can take a picture of it. If I'm
Speaker 1: shaking my ass somewhere, if I'm kissing a girl in
Speaker 1: a bar, if I'm doing whatever, I really enjoy what
Speaker 1: I do. And in that free spirit way, which is
Speaker 1: like the nice way of calling yourself a home, That's
Speaker 1: how I've had my experiences, whether it be meeting famous
Speaker 1: people or rich men or whatever. I'm someone I believe
Speaker 1: that other people want to be around the same like you.
Speaker 1: People invite you to places, people want you to be
Speaker 1: around because you're fun, and most holes are I've never
Speaker 1: met a boy in home. I also um my, my
Speaker 1: hoesh friends, like the ones who are the holiest, if
Speaker 1: that's the word, are the most confident women I've met.
Speaker 1: Even just knowing that you could bag whatever you want,
Speaker 1: that you can just do whatever the funk you want,
Speaker 1: and that you do it well, even like just not
Speaker 1: giving a funk about what a man thinks allows you
Speaker 1: to just go out and if you want something, you
Speaker 1: get it. Um And so I really feel like it's
Speaker 1: something that you need to find within yourself. I also
Speaker 1: feel like you need to figure out and and this
Speaker 1: is like hoeing on a good level, I would say, um,
Speaker 1: as far as finding your inner confidence to where when
Speaker 1: you go out and home you feel good about yourself.
Speaker 1: Good point. You do a lot of women feel terrible
Speaker 1: after they have sex like that. Yes, I used to
Speaker 1: feel that way. Actually at first I was having sex
Speaker 1: to get over breakups or things like that. Keep a
Speaker 1: man like, you're having sex for you and not to
Speaker 1: to feel any type of void that you have going on.
Speaker 1: So I think that that's probably the best way to home.
Speaker 1: There one more thing you mentioned, Um, I think I
Speaker 1: had an episode. Mandy wasn't in on it, but Jesse
Speaker 1: Wo came and I read something about a virgin not
Speaker 1: wanting to have sex but doing freaky things. So this
Speaker 1: is the second time I've heard a virgin wanting to
Speaker 1: do dirty things. When she was a virgin, I completely
Speaker 1: missed that. She said. She said, I'm a twenty two
Speaker 1: year old virgin who wants sex. I want to start
Speaker 1: my whole face. Yeah, so the wait, wait, wait, as
Speaker 1: a man, wait, what you look like you're kind of
Speaker 1: like she's already twenty two, Like she should just try
Speaker 1: to have find someone her age. It's always going to
Speaker 1: be bad because it's like she doesn't have to find someone.
Speaker 1: It's always gonna be bad. Don't not do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not sick. Like her first couple experiences aren't going
Speaker 1: to go up. She's not going to be good. She's
Speaker 1: not going to be good. You don't know that I
Speaker 1: was great the very first time I did it. He
Speaker 1: literally was like, this is not your first time, and
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, that's bad. I never suck his dick
Speaker 1: or none of that, and got all him everything from
Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend that I never sucked him. I've never
Speaker 1: I've never sucked him or sexist dick. But the first
Speaker 1: guy who's dick I sucked, he was a senior and
Speaker 1: I was a freshman, so exact way he was. He
Speaker 1: was on a baseball team. He definitely had a lot
Speaker 1: of teenagers. I'll see. Yes, when I first started sucking dick,
Speaker 1: I didn't do it at it. Okay, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: don't say here and tell I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: think I think all things take practice. But I will say, Alex,
Speaker 1: I don't think that she's gonna be bad at sex
Speaker 1: up front, and I'll tell you why I think it's
Speaker 1: very hard for women to be bad at sex, and
Speaker 1: I think that just makes a woman lazy. Agree, I
Speaker 1: think women that are late. Don't you agree? Women are
Speaker 1: not lazy? Wait, girls can't be bad sex if yeah
Speaker 1: they no, No, he's right, they can't. You can't be attentive.
Speaker 1: You can just lay there. You cannot back. That's like
Speaker 1: even if you're on top and you do the whole
Speaker 1: back and forth and set it up and down. Like,
Speaker 1: there are things that women do that aren't good that
Speaker 1: the first couple of times you're saying she's just gonna
Speaker 1: be bad, she's gonna she should just learn, like and
Speaker 1: then learn with somebody. But you could still be a
Speaker 1: good lover and a virgin though, I really do believe that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure it's possible. I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 1: I've had women that i've slept with that I've never
Speaker 1: slept with women, and they were very very good in
Speaker 1: bed with me. Maybe they didn't exactly know how to like,
Speaker 1: know what she grow with a pussier whole life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're saying. I'm just saying she did
Speaker 1: so somebody else knows it a little bit better than
Speaker 1: she would know a dick. Okay, so you're saying that
Speaker 1: she should experiment with girls first. No, I'm saying that
Speaker 1: she should keep saying that. It makes sense that a
Speaker 1: girl I don't know, I've still even while teaching someone
Speaker 1: what to do, I feel like they could still you
Speaker 1: could be an eager person when you're like trying to
Speaker 1: like do something good, like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: and it's still be good. I don't think she's gonna
Speaker 1: be bad her first time, especially if she says she's
Speaker 1: freaky like she is. So it's funny that this is
Speaker 1: our conversation because we have another woman asking us very something,
Speaker 1: very similarly, but she's on the opposite end of the spectrum. Um.
Speaker 1: And if you guys can't tell, this is an entire
Speaker 1: episode on homemail. Hello. So the next one says, this
Speaker 1: podcast is so awesome. You ladies are so free and
Speaker 1: owning your lives. Free spirit host um, the way that
Speaker 1: the way to be. I'm a thirty one year old
Speaker 1: divorce e was married in twenty three like a dummy
Speaker 1: who lives with my ailing aunt. She raised me, and
Speaker 1: I am sexually frustrated. My ex husband is unfortunately the
Speaker 1: only man who I've ever been with sexually, but we
Speaker 1: broke up four years ago. Yes, I used to think
Speaker 1: that one day we would get back together, but those
Speaker 1: thoughts were banished once I found out he has a
Speaker 1: new girlfriend. He used to still hit me from time
Speaker 1: to time, but after he got a girlfriend, I blocked him. Yet,
Speaker 1: how you need to I'm ready to move on, but
Speaker 1: I'm so out of touch with dating and I have
Speaker 1: no idea how to approach a guy. I've had chances
Speaker 1: to have sex, but I would like to actually like
Speaker 1: the guy that I screw online. Dating isn't working, and
Speaker 1: while I'm socially awkward when it comes to meeting guys
Speaker 1: in public, do you ladies have any tips for how
Speaker 1: I can get laid this year? Sexually frustrated? First off,
Speaker 1: I want to say like I felt totally sad for
Speaker 1: her when I read that, because I've been there where
Speaker 1: I was like kind of holding out for a nigga
Speaker 1: that wasn't like I was broken up for me, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, not even like situation ship type ship,
Speaker 1: but like someone that I was totally broken up with,
Speaker 1: and I still felt like in my mind I was.
Speaker 1: And then I felt like I wasted all this time.
Speaker 1: I also want to say, thirty one is sucking young,
Speaker 1: so I don't think not there yet, but it's young.
Speaker 1: It is really young, like especially to be having to
Speaker 1: be getting into experiences. Um, I don't know, Bro, you
Speaker 1: did right, I don't know. I have no idea how
Speaker 1: to approach a guy. I want you to listen to
Speaker 1: the episode that we had with the pickup Artist. I
Speaker 1: think that would be a great one. I think you
Speaker 1: need to have a little one. I don't know for
Speaker 1: her if that would be. He talked no, but he
Speaker 1: talked about how to talk to men and how to
Speaker 1: be confident and how to be friendly and outgoing. And
Speaker 1: there was a lot of women that wrote us that
Speaker 1: told us they liked it. I think that that was
Speaker 1: still a good episode to at least learn how to
Speaker 1: get out there and enjoy being single. I would say
Speaker 1: for her to listen also to the whole Coach episode
Speaker 1: Hole Coach, but still the pickup Artist made single sound
Speaker 1: great and single is great. I think the only thing
Speaker 1: well she's she's dating isn't working and she wants to
Speaker 1: and she's also socially awkward. Don't why do y'all be
Speaker 1: shading the funk out of our listeners why she gotta
Speaker 1: be ugly because you said it, nigg First of all,
Speaker 1: online dating doesn't work for a lot of women, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why you probably This is why
Speaker 1: online dating probably doesn't work for you. And I'm assuming
Speaker 1: that you're a tractive listener. I think that either your
Speaker 1: pictures are wrong. Either you don't know how to have
Speaker 1: back and forth convo because you've been with a niggas
Speaker 1: so long you really don't know how to flirt. That
Speaker 1: could be it too, you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 1: it may not be going well because dude ain't writing
Speaker 1: you back and after you match them, and they probably
Speaker 1: ain't writing you back because you might be boring. Here's
Speaker 1: a really fund boring. Boring is not the same as ugly,
Speaker 1: But here we go. We don't even know. Here's a
Speaker 1: really fun cut that we've been hype do the whole time,
Speaker 1: But here you are. I want to tell you one
Speaker 1: thing I liked. I used to write on bumble because
Speaker 1: on bumble you have to write first. So I used
Speaker 1: to write two truths and one lie question mark, and
Speaker 1: then the dudes will hit me back with three statements
Speaker 1: about them, and then it's like this game back and forth. Um,
Speaker 1: you can have three about yourself that you could put
Speaker 1: on your bio and like let them guess and let
Speaker 1: it be a fun story. Like let's say the one
Speaker 1: of the truths is I punched someone in the face
Speaker 1: this year and that wasn't a line, and they will
Speaker 1: be like, damn when you got in the fight, you
Speaker 1: gotta get in told kinda like it could be totally fun. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her advice outside of still the online dating,
Speaker 1: because she said it wasn't working for her. I would say,
Speaker 1: we all have friends. Well, she also said she's socially awkwards.
Speaker 1: I really don't know what to do right, But I
Speaker 1: would say, as as someone who has friends, I mean
Speaker 1: all of us have friends or coworkers, I would say, start,
Speaker 1: they're like, have conversations with your homegirls and let let
Speaker 1: them know that you're single. They may have a man
Speaker 1: that they know, either a guy friend or a cousin
Speaker 1: or a brother, or somebody that they feel like would
Speaker 1: be good with you. I mean, fuck your friend's brother, Mandy,
Speaker 1: What what's the problem. I got a better viuce of
Speaker 1: it is that I'm really feeling since we're pro sects work.
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna like this, but if you
Speaker 1: ain't gotten late in four years, well your husband trying
Speaker 1: to tell these holds to go buy some dick. Listen.
Speaker 1: I know, I know it probably happens, but is it
Speaker 1: like a big thing. Listen. A lot of women esports
Speaker 1: for like, you know, particularly fine ones that you're into,
Speaker 1: and dude, you will have a man give you everything
Speaker 1: you want, complete boyfriend experience. Go out to eat all
Speaker 1: of that ship. Girl. I think that's called something angels.
Speaker 1: Look up jigglos on showtime and like, see what that
Speaker 1: name is. But these dudes are like seven hundred for
Speaker 1: a day. Rape bitch. You all like him and he's
Speaker 1: probably gonna suck the sh out of you, and you
Speaker 1: can look, you can go through a bunch of dates
Speaker 1: with a dude, waste all this time on your hair
Speaker 1: and makeup and getting pretty and wasted, just getting good.
Speaker 1: Fuck your co workers, brother or a cousin or a
Speaker 1: co worker, That's what I'm saying. That's iculous. Maybe they're cheaper.
Speaker 1: This was a New York. If you don't want to
Speaker 1: pay for dick, like I would not, I would definitely
Speaker 1: say to ask your friends I don't think there's a
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with going on. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm cool, um too much free dick and good dick. Um.
Speaker 1: I just don't think that. How do we know? How
Speaker 1: is it confirmed? You gotta sucking first? All I know
Speaker 1: is I have a lot of guy friends who have
Speaker 1: sucked porn stars and escorts and it hasn't been good.
Speaker 1: So just because you're paying for dick doesn't necessarily mean
Speaker 1: it's going to be great. Because I know a lot
Speaker 1: of niggas who have paid for sex and it was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I just paid for this and it wasn't great. So
Speaker 1: I don't think that that's necessarily the route for her
Speaker 1: to go for and making it like a you know,
Speaker 1: maybe they got reviews. I don't know, And if they don't,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start. I'm gonna create a Yelp for dicks.
Speaker 1: I want to. Isn't that what? Um? That that website
Speaker 1: that you guys check that has all the gossip? Rather, No,
Speaker 1: that's not the same, but they do be like but
Speaker 1: if you go if you go on Arrows, if you
Speaker 1: go on a lot of like the sites where you
Speaker 1: have escorts, you have to be verified a lot of
Speaker 1: the times, and you're the clients that you do get
Speaker 1: are able to leave reviews. There's actual websites for men
Speaker 1: and women who purchase escorts where each escort has reviews
Speaker 1: on them. Um, I'll get the information from my friend clearly,
Speaker 1: that's how I know about this. While you read the
Speaker 1: next question, I kind of want to look up escort
Speaker 1: review really quick. Yeah, they're on there, but you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be able to read them. You have to pay
Speaker 1: for a lot of the sites, like, they're not open
Speaker 1: for you to read. I've tried. How do I know
Speaker 1: I want to join unless I know the pussy good
Speaker 1: you have to pay for the membership. UM. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and read this next one, and I think
Speaker 1: this is some to find out you're a three point five. Um.
Speaker 1: I love your show. You guys make my day every
Speaker 1: time I listen to you. Thank you both founded a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, so I'm barely on episode twenty four.
Speaker 1: Girl you got a long way Togo. Um, tips for
Speaker 1: the Perfect blow Job is the episode that she's on.
Speaker 1: I love giving my man a blowjob. I feel like
Speaker 1: I sucked the all out of him. Yes, I need
Speaker 1: help with one thing though, and I hope you guys
Speaker 1: can help me. So English is my second language. I
Speaker 1: speak it pretty good, but I'm super self conscious about it.
Speaker 1: I would love to talk dirty to him, but I
Speaker 1: kind of don't know what to say. So if you
Speaker 1: can literally tell me what to say, so I can
Speaker 1: be the dirty little slip, I really want to be.
Speaker 1: That's all you got, by the way. I wrote her
Speaker 1: back and asked her what language she spoke, and I
Speaker 1: believe she wrote us back and was like, I speak Spanish,
Speaker 1: but I feel like everybody's gonna tell me to speak Spanish. Also,
Speaker 1: I want to just add in for you to have
Speaker 1: English as your second language, you wrote us perfectly, and
Speaker 1: to grab a police, to grab a police, you wrote
Speaker 1: way better than somebody thinks. That was born in America
Speaker 1: speaking in glaze. So I want to say it to you.
Speaker 1: I think that to start off literally, we need to
Speaker 1: get into role play right now, she said, literally, tell
Speaker 1: me what I should say. So jeevesus sucking you right now?
Speaker 1: Please talking to the mic and talk and say And
Speaker 1: I'll do the same too, thinking what are you talking?
Speaker 1: What do you say? And sex? Let's go get ready
Speaker 1: for dick, all right? Set the scene set, They ax me,
Speaker 1: all right, let me wait. Okay, we're gonna set the scene. Alright, So,
Speaker 1: so his dick if you're a guy, I'm girl. No,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a guy who with my dick.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna saying next, but we gotta go back and
Speaker 1: forth because okay, so my dick is in your mouth,
Speaker 1: to your mouth, Okay, that's my dick right there. Okay,
Speaker 1: here I go. First, I'm gonna like make a long
Speaker 1: piece or something like that, and then I'm gonna probably
Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, I'm so messy. Do you do you like?
Speaker 1: Why are you leaving? You know what? I kind of
Speaker 1: want you to lead to? Ohad Okay, I think an
Speaker 1: easy way to do it, to start talking dirty is
Speaker 1: talking about what happening, agreed, sucking the dick? All right,
Speaker 1: you're the guy. A bunch of spit everywhere, I'm choking
Speaker 1: or some ship, right, And I'm like, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: got it so messy. But do you do you like
Speaker 1: it when I get it messy? Oh? Are you really talk? Okay?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, because are you well? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: But to me, I'm definitely in some you like that,
Speaker 1: like really short terms here you want me to stop.
Speaker 1: I always ask them if they want me to stop,
Speaker 1: because they're like, no, don't stop, no, keep going. Damn
Speaker 1: that feel good? So I'm always like or when I
Speaker 1: really want to look they ask, I'd be like lower
Speaker 1: while I'm at the nuts. So these are these are
Speaker 1: words that you can say that even if you're English.
Speaker 1: Isn't that good saying stuff like lower? Do you like?
Speaker 1: Make it low? More? Low? More more low? Is that
Speaker 1: what they? Okay? Again? Better to you like more? Making
Speaker 1: me go down? Go keeping, keep keep okay, okay, keep going,
Speaker 1: we keep going? Okay. I want to say one thing
Speaker 1: with the questions, hold on, don't ask questions too much.
Speaker 1: For example, here we go, do you like that? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't ask Do you like that? Yes? What do you
Speaker 1: like about it? Oh? Yeah, that's too much, that's too much,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know you like. Your girl was choking
Speaker 1: me and asked me something like that. Then she's like
Speaker 1: do you like that? I was like yeah, she was
Speaker 1: like tell me why you like? Yeah? No. I think
Speaker 1: you definitely have to keep it to where their responses
Speaker 1: are only one word responses. So lower you want me
Speaker 1: to stop? Keep going? Do you like that? Those are
Speaker 1: all one word responses, and it allows him to start
Speaker 1: talking to you, because then what you do when you
Speaker 1: start talking, he'll talk. He'll start talking back and giving
Speaker 1: you direction. And then but you ain't gotta worry about
Speaker 1: saying ship because he don't just start talking to you.
Speaker 1: I also think so that's during head. I think if
Speaker 1: you're in the minute and where you're getting head. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so I've noticed um since I've been Jeeves.
Speaker 1: He likes me telling him what he's doing. So like
Speaker 1: I'll say things like just literally I described the scene,
Speaker 1: and it's hot when you put your fingers in my
Speaker 1: pussy while you're looking me. I love when you lick
Speaker 1: my clip like that. I like when you stuck on
Speaker 1: my clip like that. Oh my god, that feels so good.
Speaker 1: Come and kiss me so I could taste it. Yes,
Speaker 1: well you got back up and go no and so
Speaker 1: and so that's receiving oral And I think when you're
Speaker 1: getting fucked, it could just be a whole bunch of luck.
Speaker 1: I was saying earlier in the show. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love this dick. Oh my god, it's good you
Speaker 1: want to boost their ego while they're sucking you, because
Speaker 1: it definitely makes the dinner. What I say a lot,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh my god, I love when you
Speaker 1: fill me up. I love when you stretch. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: do you know? What's my ship? Any nig I ever fun?
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I wish I did this before, but
Speaker 1: I just started this year. I've been asking for permission
Speaker 1: to come, like Daddy, can I please come? Can I come? Please? Please?
Speaker 1: Can it? Can I come? And he has to say yes,
Speaker 1: and like and you come. No. That's really good. And
Speaker 1: so I think that these are things that you could say. Um,
Speaker 1: something that I say with seven a lot is oh
Speaker 1: my god, do you feel this pussy gripp it? Because
Speaker 1: it'd be griffin it and he'd be seen. So even
Speaker 1: just making it to where you're making it visual for him,
Speaker 1: like do you see a griffin? Oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: filling me out? Like when I'm on the bottom and
Speaker 1: like it's missionary position, like I like looking down and
Speaker 1: like tell him like I love watching you me yeah,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So it's really, honestly, just just say
Speaker 1: things that are happening. Um, you don't even have to
Speaker 1: say anything. I think you can comment, Like when I say,
Speaker 1: oh my God, I love watching. Yeah, yeah, but something
Speaker 1: else and this, this takes away from having to say words.
Speaker 1: I know, I enjoy it from a man who even
Speaker 1: if he doesn't talk. I love the most boys. So
Speaker 1: if you even just moan and do a moan to
Speaker 1: where he can feel that you're enjoying what he's doing.
Speaker 1: I know. I love moans when I'm sucking his motherfucking dick,
Speaker 1: like it's so sexy. You know, you have the power
Speaker 1: to make a man moan, and a lot of the
Speaker 1: hunting and a lot of men won't moan. They see
Speaker 1: it as kind of like a feminine thing. And I
Speaker 1: don't know why, but a lot of the i'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you, a lot of men. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that it's the majority, but I've definitely been with
Speaker 1: men that don't make a lot of noise and it's
Speaker 1: really uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable for me to I And honestly,
Speaker 1: it's always the niggas. That's like the joke dealers, the
Speaker 1: scamper jamaking niggas. I'll hear like, yeah, it's like they're
Speaker 1: keeping themselves from moaning, but chanting but not moaning, you know,
Speaker 1: So I think that she could definitely moan sometimes too,
Speaker 1: like now that I'm getting into rougher sex, like when
Speaker 1: I'm getting grabbed or something like that, I don't growl,
Speaker 1: but it's a lot of like like that's not that's funny.
Speaker 1: I just make noises as like my form of given direction.
Speaker 1: So it's like they're doing something good. I'll give a
Speaker 1: little noise out there like yeah, keep doing Also to
Speaker 1: like if you really, really really are still afraid on
Speaker 1: what to comment on, would start with your talking just
Speaker 1: being asking for like a different position. Can you can
Speaker 1: you suck me from behind? Can you but say it
Speaker 1: instead of can you fuck me from behind? Can you
Speaker 1: fuck my pussy from behind? Yeah? You gotta make keep
Speaker 1: sucking my pussy? Can you spit on my pussy? By
Speaker 1: the way, A lot of women I've been hearing don't
Speaker 1: like that. Actually had loverboy telling me this. I've had
Speaker 1: jeeves tell me they don't like what spitting like. They
Speaker 1: have both told me that they've spit on a girl's pussy.
Speaker 1: Because when I've been like, I love when you do that,
Speaker 1: they've been like I had a girl tell me like,
Speaker 1: don't do that anymore. I mean, some girls don't I
Speaker 1: wonder what it is, is like disrespectful? I mean, because
Speaker 1: then they may feel like you don't like how wet
Speaker 1: my pussy is, so you you gotta use spit. I
Speaker 1: think it's an ego thing. That's why a woman wouldn't
Speaker 1: want that. So I can't spit on your dick. We
Speaker 1: gotta wait for precun This is yeah, I know it's stupid.
Speaker 1: So this one actually our next one. I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: you on this because this is some mail ship that
Speaker 1: she wants our advice on. But we ain't a male
Speaker 1: and this is some ship we all deal with, so
Speaker 1: it says, hi, ladies, this is for whole mail advice.
Speaker 1: I met this guy on seeking arrangements three years ago.
Speaker 1: We were just friends up until a year ago. We
Speaker 1: have sex, have gone on small vacations, and are planning
Speaker 1: more spend time together. I'm at his house multiple times
Speaker 1: a week and days at a time. This is why
Speaker 1: seeking arrangement ain't work, because y'all a here making the
Speaker 1: niggas your boyfriend go on days. Basically, I mean, these
Speaker 1: niggas don't be wanting to pay no more. They we
Speaker 1: want real relationships. Anyway, my bad the day that I
Speaker 1: brought um. Okay, we go on dates. Basically we are
Speaker 1: boyfriend and girlfriend, but he won't give me the title.
Speaker 1: The day that I brought it up, he said he
Speaker 1: really needed to think about things I was asking. But
Speaker 1: then all sorts of things happened, several family members passing, etcetera.
Speaker 1: Look he like, I told him, once I graduate, I
Speaker 1: want I don't why you don't last? I told him,
Speaker 1: once I graduate, I'm going to want more, and he
Speaker 1: said he understands that since that conversation we have grown
Speaker 1: closer and he hasn't backed off. I'm so confused. On
Speaker 1: top of this, he sends me flowers constantly and does
Speaker 1: whatever it takes to ensure my long term success. Why
Speaker 1: won't he commit? Is he waiting for me to finish school? Ps?
Speaker 1: When I asked if how we met bothered him, he
Speaker 1: said no, because it's been a long time now that
Speaker 1: we've known each other. We are monogamous. We've had that conversation,
Speaker 1: but I just don't know what is going on. And
Speaker 1: he was on seeking arrangement instead of tinder bumble because
Speaker 1: he didn't want a girlfriend one and just like you're
Speaker 1: giving him the girlfriend experience and he probably not having
Speaker 1: to do much but send you flowers and let you
Speaker 1: stay at his house a couple of times. The fact
Speaker 1: that you sat here and had the conversation with him
Speaker 1: about a relationship, and then shortly after people started dying
Speaker 1: in his family laughing, Well you started the laster, honestly,
Speaker 1: you last first, and then I had funny Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Well I want to say this. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be too aggressive and mean because
Speaker 1: you do pay us on Patreon. This was a Patreon question,
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming it's that nigga money, so you can't
Speaker 1: put them all as you But I'm gonna be so
Speaker 1: honest right now. And here it goes. You are looking
Speaker 1: at a nigga give you all this money, and you
Speaker 1: just want to keep them. This is all your fault.
Speaker 1: You met him on seeking arrangement girl. You know he
Speaker 1: don't want a girlfriend. And I know you might feel
Speaker 1: more connected to him because you're spending so much time
Speaker 1: in his house, but he's just getting what you give.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he want you in his house with no
Speaker 1: connection or not excuse me, not no connection, but no commitment.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course he enjoys being there. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you cook for him, if he enjoys your company,
Speaker 1: or if you guys spend time together. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you have a great time, you go on vacations, like
Speaker 1: you have a connection, but he doesn't want a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: And you're saying the day that you brought it up,
Speaker 1: he said he needed to think about things. If you
Speaker 1: were talking to a friend and they asked for your
Speaker 1: advice for a man who said that, you would tell
Speaker 1: them that he doesn't don't want a relationship. Absolutely, but
Speaker 1: I think this is also um hurt even And then
Speaker 1: you're saying the fucking school girl, Well, well it's something
Speaker 1: that I see a lot of women do, and I
Speaker 1: when I read this, slame themselves. No, But when I
Speaker 1: read this letter, she's he sends me flowers, I'm at
Speaker 1: his house multiple times a week, We've gone on vacation
Speaker 1: about you, Right, But I feel like those things people
Speaker 1: automatically just assume, oh my god, we have this, and
Speaker 1: there they turn a relationship into more than what it
Speaker 1: really is. Not even that you have a man doing that,
Speaker 1: and you and your mind are like boyfriend, your boyfriend, right,
Speaker 1: and some men are just some men are just like
Speaker 1: that and make I don't want to say this harshly,
Speaker 1: but you may not be for him, because at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, what I've learned, even and just
Speaker 1: seeing UM so many people talk in relationships, I just
Speaker 1: feel like, if a man wants you, he'll make you,
Speaker 1: he'll give you that type. I'm gonna I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that real, that one back and say
Speaker 1: maybe not that you are not for him. But I
Speaker 1: don't think he wants a girlfriend. If he was on
Speaker 1: seeking arrangement, I don't think it's you. Yeah, that seeking arrangement.
Speaker 1: I don't think he wants a girlfriend. I really I agree,
Speaker 1: Like I really do believe in my heart, a lot
Speaker 1: of women will say, um, if a man wants you,
Speaker 1: he'll make you his I really believe niggas will let
Speaker 1: you go before they'll be tied down. And I will
Speaker 1: say I would hope, like you might be amazing and
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what. I know I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't want a girlfriend, but I would also hope he's
Speaker 1: not judging and I know that this is potentially in
Speaker 1: the back of your mind. UM Seeking Arrangement is a
Speaker 1: website where women are engaging in relations with money like
Speaker 1: with men for money, and so it could be to
Speaker 1: where he's kind of feeling like that's where he met you,
Speaker 1: and so he doesn't want to take you past. Is
Speaker 1: it because we met there. I want to tell you
Speaker 1: one thing, and I don't know if it's gonna make
Speaker 1: you feel better or worse. But I had a friend
Speaker 1: called me, um. He's not an athlete. He makes maybe
Speaker 1: i'm gonna say anywhere from one to three million dollars
Speaker 1: a year. He's mid thirties, and he called me frustrated
Speaker 1: because he said he had to break up with this girl.
Speaker 1: And I said why and he was like, dude, like
Speaker 1: I just literally got back from Italy with her. We
Speaker 1: had a fucking amazing time and then boom, the girlfriend
Speaker 1: should happen. And I'm like, Nigga, but she's met your family,
Speaker 1: so why what is the problem? And he's like, I
Speaker 1: just realized, Like it ruined it for me. Now she's
Speaker 1: in this got this other thing in her mind. Every
Speaker 1: time I'm with her, I feel like we're just days
Speaker 1: away from her asking me again. And it literally fucking
Speaker 1: ruined it. And he called me to vent about it
Speaker 1: because he said he misses her. He liked her that
Speaker 1: much and still let her go just because in his
Speaker 1: mind girlfriend would not work. Yeah, but I feel like
Speaker 1: this is awesome. We got to enjoy what we have
Speaker 1: and you don't. Don't check with loverboy too though, like
Speaker 1: wanting that title and was okay with not having that setup.
Speaker 1: I just I don't think if you're in a situation
Speaker 1: where you're enjoying this man, I don't understand what the
Speaker 1: title means. You're you're telling us y'all are monogamous, You
Speaker 1: go on vacations, you spend this much time with him.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the importance of this tight hole. You know.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I talked to my therapist about how fucked
Speaker 1: up in the hand I was with lover boy because
Speaker 1: and I had nothing to do with him. It's just like,
Speaker 1: how come once I thought I'd got it, I didn't
Speaker 1: want it. And he said to me that um commitment
Speaker 1: is a thing. It's is a word that we've been
Speaker 1: having a societal norm around, and that we feel like
Speaker 1: when we don't have it, that's something's wrong with us.
Speaker 1: But then the second we know we will have it,
Speaker 1: we are going to lose something. And he's like, you
Speaker 1: pushed him until he wouldn't give it to you, which
Speaker 1: pushed you away, which made you want him want to
Speaker 1: give it to you, and now you like and it's
Speaker 1: an awful feeling, and it's the clarification that Okay, he
Speaker 1: gave me this, but it's just like he gave you
Speaker 1: what essentially you're you have everything you want except this
Speaker 1: type this idea in your mind. Friend of mine recently
Speaker 1: got engaged gorgeous ring and all she wanted was at
Speaker 1: and she literally told me yesterday, like, dude, nothing's different,
Speaker 1: nothing if you give it felt amazing. You Now you're
Speaker 1: in love and you're gonna get married, and you just
Speaker 1: still the same kind of luck, right, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish that I could tell you to chill and
Speaker 1: maybe it'll come, but I don't think it will. And
Speaker 1: I think you gotta like, Okay, we're gonna do one more.
Speaker 1: Let's read number eight and maybe the voicemail. Okay, so
Speaker 1: do number eight. So this was a patreon Um listener um.
Speaker 1: Actually it's melon and milk, So shout out to Melon
Speaker 1: and milk. She said, who's having the most sex? Wheezy Mandy,
Speaker 1: Which one of y'all are having the most sex? Right, now,
Speaker 1: whether it's solo sex, partner sex, party sex, let me know. Um,
Speaker 1: and I think that this is kind of a good
Speaker 1: question for us. I personally would how many times we
Speaker 1: keep masturbating? Let's start with I mean, but I masturbate
Speaker 1: every night. That's how I go to bed period period,
Speaker 1: every single night. And I'd be mad as fun when
Speaker 1: I'm on my three day period because I'd be like, funk,
Speaker 1: I can't and I'm masturbated on my first day of
Speaker 1: my period and maybe my last, but not the first,
Speaker 1: not the middle two days. But because I won't masturbate, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the heaviest, so I won't masturbate. But I literally,
Speaker 1: in order to get a good night's sleep, I masturbate
Speaker 1: every Satiday. Um, as far as sexy. So outside of
Speaker 1: solo sex, you, me and you, we are avid masturbators. Um,
Speaker 1: who's having more sex? I mean you have at least
Speaker 1: two partners. You got a male and a woman, So
Speaker 1: I would say you're having more sex. I might be
Speaker 1: I'm having Um, I get sex a good amount of
Speaker 1: times per week, So to me, I'm happy. What just
Speaker 1: one It's one dick, but I'm fucking him multiple times?
Speaker 1: Isn't he not always here. Okay, now you're clocking the
Speaker 1: negest schedule. No, he just you know, is he not always?
Speaker 1: Believe you? So when he was on tour, when you
Speaker 1: were like yeah, when he was on tour, it was
Speaker 1: it sucked. Um. But now we're doing Burrow shows. Fuck
Speaker 1: you be you know me. I'm just saying, what yo,
Speaker 1: everyone else he's a rapper, shut up, damn. Anyways, you
Speaker 1: out here because you're really trying to save yourself. He's
Speaker 1: trying to save himself. I had a girl come up
Speaker 1: to me in the street and asked me if it
Speaker 1: was Drake. I said, no, bitch, you know that bitch
Speaker 1: would have been break I would have been in the sixth. Okay,
Speaker 1: but that would have been in the six The six
Speaker 1: would have been in me. Goddamn that. But but no, Um,
Speaker 1: he's not always here. But when he is here, like
Speaker 1: when he's here, especially days at a time, like I
Speaker 1: see him enough so I'm having is it's really weird. Um.
Speaker 1: When I'm with love or girl, we go on like
Speaker 1: a weekend binge, I don't have sex for a while
Speaker 1: after that. When I'm with Jeeves, it's multiple times per week.
Speaker 1: We're seeing her and I spent like a lot of
Speaker 1: time together for like a certain amount of time, Like
Speaker 1: we'll hang out on Friday, we do the gym, we
Speaker 1: go to dinner, we fuck all morning, and we go
Speaker 1: to brunch and we fun all day. Like with him,
Speaker 1: it feels more of like this kind of relationship sex
Speaker 1: and I hear it's just fun sex, which is strange
Speaker 1: because we do have feelings for each other's very I mean,
Speaker 1: I spent my whole birthday with her. Um, I think
Speaker 1: because she's seeing someone else, and I think I'm the
Speaker 1: only person Jeeves is seeing, and so she's she's seeing
Speaker 1: someone that's more serious in me, and I think we're
Speaker 1: not each other's primary partner opposed to with Jeeves. I
Speaker 1: think we are right. And I'm not trying to like
Speaker 1: put the claim on a nigga, but I did bring
Speaker 1: a bumble last night. I was like, you know, because
Speaker 1: I don't really be on it like that. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really be on it like that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: but it selling a bone, but I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: it's getting to this weird point where right right, right
Speaker 1: right now, she moved you mad, he got bustle. Delete
Speaker 1: the whole app I'm the week. The reason I did
Speaker 1: bring it up I met him. I met him before
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, so it's almost be two months. She loved
Speaker 1: a bitch is still March, but maybe it's coming out
Speaker 1: of your timelines. Be all of four weeks. Listen, mad
Speaker 1: he still got I'm seeing listening to two or three
Speaker 1: times a week. She is to the seal dater for sure.
Speaker 1: With that energy, you can't talk all right, I'm working
Speaker 1: with y'all. I didn't. I did not talk to wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait hashtag believe hashtag we believe you.
Speaker 1: The reason bumble came up all sincerity is because we
Speaker 1: started talking about love her girl, and I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, this might be my moment to like, I
Speaker 1: don't know how he never asked me about it, and
Speaker 1: so we were just kind of getting into that conversation.
Speaker 1: Plus we fucking a lie and you know, maybe we
Speaker 1: gotta get tested. So no condem sation because bitch, I'd
Speaker 1: be getting sore with this correct dick um, but not
Speaker 1: even that. I'm gonna be gone for a few weeks
Speaker 1: training for work, and he might be flying there to
Speaker 1: be with me weekend, and so she would be moving
Speaker 1: fast with love a girl. Also will say love a
Speaker 1: boy for two weeks, so she's like, he's the only
Speaker 1: one I've been sucking for four months. You just met him,
Speaker 1: said that, Bro. Listen. She loves talking about my pussy, bro,
Speaker 1: because she'll talk about it and then forget she talked
Speaker 1: about it. How would I say that it was only one?
Speaker 1: You just wanted to be like, now you met him
Speaker 1: this time and this time because you're everything, She'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: lover boy is the only dick I had since we
Speaker 1: started the podcast, she had different. No, I did not
Speaker 1: every guys threesome. And then, if you haven't listened yet
Speaker 1: to our why dude, every experience I had was not new.
Speaker 1: I didn't be in the treehouse that week. I didn't
Speaker 1: have the missing condom in me that week. I didn't
Speaker 1: suck a bunch it. We believe, we believe you. Why
Speaker 1: why on my pussy out and it's out in the open,
Speaker 1: it's own record. I will go back and it is
Speaker 1: our record home. You know what's not on record, my
Speaker 1: fucking pussy. You love to act like that. Actually, both
Speaker 1: of our pussies are on right, it's not bro, Both
Speaker 1: of ours are on record with this man, last night,
Speaker 1: I can't just live my life. And do you think
Speaker 1: my mom fuck the one leg? And last night? No,
Speaker 1: I can't live in my old hotels. Damn. All right,
Speaker 1: let's keep going. What's upon a time not long ago.
Speaker 1: I wasn't hug and I've admitted it on episodes one
Speaker 1: and two and three and four, Pussay, but then I
Speaker 1: met you. Okay, so we're gonna go having more sex.
Speaker 1: That's that was the wheezy she has. I don't have
Speaker 1: as much sex, though, but I think it wasn't getting
Speaker 1: sucked of. Well. I mean, if I'm not going to
Speaker 1: bed like with him, I'm going to masturbate, so but
Speaker 1: I don't masturbate after we fucked. So when I go
Speaker 1: home like no, the more I'm having said like now
Speaker 1: that having sex more often, I masturbate less. I will agree.
Speaker 1: I'll attest to that. I don't want to masturbate as
Speaker 1: much because I'm getting fun a good amount. But let
Speaker 1: me say one thing that's crazy. So what I'm getting
Speaker 1: out of the three of us, I'm not having any
Speaker 1: sex um and in between not having in between not
Speaker 1: having sex, don't the podcast lying and we got that
Speaker 1: live life. I don't masturbate. You don't masturbate at all.
Speaker 1: I try not to. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. I actually have a coworker that told me
Speaker 1: that he can't remember the last time he said it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, not in the last year. He's like no,
Speaker 1: But I mean I thought guys masturbated more than I
Speaker 1: mean not as we're I try not to because it
Speaker 1: makes to your testosterone levels go up and you want
Speaker 1: to more. Actually, probably been doing it at a gym,
Speaker 1: like on some boxer ship. So if I'm not sucking,
Speaker 1: let me not masturbate so I have more testosterone so
Speaker 1: I can go harder in the gym. Really, Oh wait,
Speaker 1: so you don't masturbate to go harder in the gym. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so y'all know. I don't sunk with athletes anymore. But
Speaker 1: I will say they will not work on game days,
Speaker 1: so that makes a lot of sense, like they need
Speaker 1: their legs and energy. I guess I didn't know the
Speaker 1: energy came from your balls, though, but they did. Well,
Speaker 1: not suck you on a game. Boxes are training for
Speaker 1: a match. They don't. They go like months without. Let
Speaker 1: me say, what's funny. I feel like God gives me
Speaker 1: wings and the second I guess I feel like excited. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you feel good. But I'm talking about if you want
Speaker 1: to have aggression and be aggravated. And I feel like,
Speaker 1: if you go without sucking for a really long time,
Speaker 1: aren't you going to be angry aggravated? Ready? I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't do any competiti stories, but I
Speaker 1: do be have an attitude. Yeah, so that's I haven't
Speaker 1: actually when I don't have sex, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So you don't have sex, you have more aggression in Jim,
Speaker 1: like you don't even know. I'll be walking into work
Speaker 1: singing and ship it's a great day, bitch. We still
Speaker 1: in the thirty degree weather in almost April, and I
Speaker 1: still think it's a beautiful day. The day I was
Speaker 1: skipping to that L train in Brooklyn. I'm excited. Well,
Speaker 1: unfortunately we have somewhere to be. Um. If you guys
Speaker 1: liked this episode of doing all of this motherfucking homemail,
Speaker 1: please continue to send it in. We'll do another one
Speaker 1: because we did not get through half of the homemaale
Speaker 1: that we wanted to get through this goddamn episode. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, you can go ahead and send that to
Speaker 1: horrible decisions at gmail dot com. Don't forget y'all. We
Speaker 1: is coming to motherfucking a t L And at the
Speaker 1: live show, we are going to allow you guys to
Speaker 1: ask us wholemail live. So we have a segment where
Speaker 1: we put in the DP shout out we act. We
Speaker 1: had a all openly stories openly discussed about doing double penetration.
Speaker 1: We also had another couple that openly admitted the man
Speaker 1: let his woman. Other guys, if you guys are not
Speaker 1: open enough to do it in person, please leave us
Speaker 1: a voicemail of your hotel. I would really like that.
Speaker 1: I like eight four five nine, do that. Tell us
Speaker 1: all your nasty ship mowing on there. Give us your
Speaker 1: best impression for the Spanish girl who have it? The
Speaker 1: question do it the best do jurabilities have it is six?
Speaker 1: What would that? I don't know, no, but like, honestly,
Speaker 1: do your best sex voice. We're not going to share
Speaker 1: your name or your number. Do your best sex voice.
Speaker 1: Tell us like what you do. That might be really fun.
Speaker 1: I would love to start the episode actually by you
Speaker 1: sounding like what you guys say during like literally, just
Speaker 1: if you guys can go ahead and call the number, well,
Speaker 1: I'll put it in the description of this episode. If
Speaker 1: it's good enough, whoever wins this, we're gonna give you
Speaker 1: the promo code for the tickets, how about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. So if you guys can go ahead
Speaker 1: and call the number and leave us your best impression
Speaker 1: of how you sound while you have sex. Just like that,
Speaker 1: sex sounds is trash. What we're trying to make them trash, okay,
Speaker 1: because I sound really good when we don't. Don't. So
Speaker 1: this is an episode of that's what. That's what score
Speaker 1: know what people looking like the faces? Anyway, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Another episode of Horrible Decisions by I Hate You