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Speaker 1: The UM. Yeah good, hi yah. Hey guys, we wanted

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Speaker 1: coming to you live for our first year anniversary show

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Speaker 1: in Atlanta, May nineteenth at the Plaza Theater. Our show

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Speaker 1: the beautiful be Simone from Wilding Out on MTV hosting.

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Speaker 1: She is hilarious and hot and pretty. If you want

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Speaker 1: so I'm super excited um to see all of you.

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Speaker 1: And again it all includes me and greet because y'all

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Speaker 1: are our hoes. Okay, yes, so welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Mandy and I almost didn't make this episode because we haven't.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw it out there. Me and the

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Speaker 1: special was fighting a lot about what is again again? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna bring up the top enjoyed. I feel

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Speaker 1: like everybody be saying stuff like why you'd be letting

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Speaker 1: Mandy cuts you out? This is my only way to

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Speaker 1: silently like fucking you know, poke and poke and poke,

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Speaker 1: oh you shade because I don't. So one of our

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Speaker 1: followers actually went back and started listening um from the

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Speaker 1: very beginning, and she was like, Wheezy was meat as hell.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you started shading and now and now I

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Speaker 1: feel like everyone thinks I'm the meat. One used to

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Speaker 1: get really upset about me and making basketball players jokes,

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Speaker 1: and I stopped because I didn't because you had a

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Speaker 1: serious conversation with me, and she was like, fish, that

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Speaker 1: like I've never had a conversation with you to say,

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Speaker 1: bit your rude. But bits you're rude, that's fine. But

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Speaker 1: I feel like my shade comes from you literally being

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Speaker 1: you and you say shit where you want to bring up,

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Speaker 1: like like, no, you don't understand this one girl on SoundCloud. Bro,

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Speaker 1: I'm just so over you shading Wheezy And it was

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Speaker 1: me bringing up her gay voice and it's like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: you did change your whole boy because you'll be doing

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Speaker 1: anything to shade me, but just better fact, where's prayude

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Speaker 1: to a kiss? Bitch? I funk with you and I

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Speaker 1: don't know where you live. I think she said Jersey,

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Speaker 1: but hit me up. I'm putting she on my list, bitch,

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Speaker 1: and I wish you would so the issue, and I'm

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Speaker 1: um Wheezy making all of the basketball references was, as

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Speaker 1: making all these jokes, I felt like she was shading

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Speaker 1: me on my twenty one year old. But I don't

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Speaker 1: who un in a ball player, lawyer, bastball play just

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Speaker 1: because he's six something me the basketball playing out, So

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Speaker 1: you don't basketball player. I have a basketball player in

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Speaker 1: a very long athletes Who was you about to go

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Speaker 1: eat with me? Eating with an athlete and a fu

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Speaker 1: athlete are two different things. You can still make the joke,

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Speaker 1: bro no doing the All Star game? Nobody? How are

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Speaker 1: you fighting nobody game? When this year? Bitch I was

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Speaker 1: talking about the finals a couple of years ago. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I probably about six of them, But that don't matter.

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Speaker 1: God damn fuck you. That was the past, which is

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Speaker 1: what I was saying. All your shade was coming from

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Speaker 1: a bitch that you knew. But bitch, I ain't that bitch.

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Speaker 1: No mo a bitch done grow. I don't you know transformed?

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Speaker 1: Hole have you? I'm just saying I got real niggas

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Speaker 1: Why do you keep firing me your phone like I

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Speaker 1: doing the introduction. Hi, guys, I don't can't can't you

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Speaker 1: being you? It's why I'm shady cause you you'll be

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Speaker 1: and you a matter of fact, I want to say this,

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Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. We act like this every episode,

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Speaker 1: so it doesn't get better. And if this isn't for you,

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Speaker 1: then I'm sorry. This is very much of us hating

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Speaker 1: each other. I think what keeps us together it's this show.

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Speaker 1: We know we gotta get way to be friends without

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Speaker 1: it's what keeps us going. It's hard. You're about to

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Speaker 1: go to a concert and it's for fucking networking? Is

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Speaker 1: it's to look at the venue to bring this measuring

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Speaker 1: our showy? She was about to go you an athlete,

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Speaker 1: just saying anyway, as you guys know, every week we

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Speaker 1: have a kink of the week and um, so this

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Speaker 1: thought it was rather interesting. The kink of the week

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Speaker 1: for this week, guys is quer ophilia. UM. Quer Ophilia

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Speaker 1: is actually um talking about hands. The specific fetish for

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Speaker 1: attraction to fingers, a great manicure, or simply some smoking

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Speaker 1: hot hands. While query ophilia can absolutely use hand jobs, fisting,

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Speaker 1: or fingering, some hand fetishes might get off on hands

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Speaker 1: mundane tasks such as picking up groceries or doing chores. UM.

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Speaker 1: I thought that this was interesting. Massages too where at

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Speaker 1: I guess, feeling the hands. But technically if you're getting

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Speaker 1: fisted or fingering, like I know, when a guy's hands

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Speaker 1: Oh love a girl VICKI Yeah, oh my god, she

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Speaker 1: know what, why don't we even? I feel like we

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Speaker 1: look up A spot again. When Tyomi came, she was

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Speaker 1: ship has hitten for me. But like I had Jeeves

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Speaker 1: do that ship to me other night, and I was like, nigga,

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Speaker 1: I came so hard. I don't even want you to.

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Speaker 1: um as y'all know, I've only really had one dick,

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Speaker 1: but um the guy who I had the Golden Shower

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Speaker 1: with was in town, y'all. No. Oh, yeah, I've had

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Speaker 1: because it's shading you for being you. So um when

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Speaker 1: who took my virginy of pedophile? He wasn't a pedophile.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he got like knuckle deep with his fingers, but

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, but no. So when I read this,

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Speaker 1: funny because I had this conversation with him, um kind

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Speaker 1: the three fingers like what Vicky Um said, And I

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Speaker 1: just really think that it's something that a lot of

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Speaker 1: And I feel like I have this thing for fingers,

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Speaker 1: like I know when I have men giving me head,

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Speaker 1: I asked them, can you put your fingers in me? Um?

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Speaker 1: And so kind of just I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: have a hand fetish. I do. I know I do

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Speaker 1: like guys who get manicures. But it was just amazing,

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Speaker 1: like how I felt. It's weird because like I've never

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Speaker 1: the hands. But it's funny because I did have a

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Speaker 1: guy once tell me that he really liked looking at

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Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, this is now weird. That's

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Speaker 1: We have a line where you can hit us, leave

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Speaker 1: I go and live my life I don't give a

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Speaker 1: people or rich men or whatever. I'm someone I believe

422
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Speaker 1: that other people want to be around the same like you.

423
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Speaker 1: People invite you to places, people want you to be

424
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Speaker 1: around because you're fun, and most holes are I've never

425
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Speaker 1: met a boy in home. I also um my, my

426
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Speaker 1: hoesh friends, like the ones who are the holiest, if

427
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: that's the word, are the most confident women I've met.

428
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Speaker 1: Even just knowing that you could bag whatever you want,

429
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 1: that you can just do whatever the funk you want,

430
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Speaker 1: and that you do it well, even like just not

431
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 1: giving a funk about what a man thinks allows you

432
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Speaker 1: to just go out and if you want something, you

433
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Speaker 1: get it. Um And so I really feel like it's

434
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Speaker 1: something that you need to find within yourself. I also

435
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 1: feel like you need to figure out and and this

436
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Speaker 1: is like hoeing on a good level, I would say, um,

437
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Speaker 1: as far as finding your inner confidence to where when

438
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Speaker 1: you go out and home you feel good about yourself.

439
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 1: Good point. You do a lot of women feel terrible

440
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Speaker 1: after they have sex like that. Yes, I used to

441
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Speaker 1: feel that way. Actually at first I was having sex

442
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: to get over breakups or things like that. Keep a

443
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: man like, you're having sex for you and not to

444
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Speaker 1: to feel any type of void that you have going on.

445
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Speaker 1: So I think that that's probably the best way to home.

446
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Speaker 1: There one more thing you mentioned, Um, I think I

447
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Speaker 1: had an episode. Mandy wasn't in on it, but Jesse

448
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Speaker 1: Wo came and I read something about a virgin not

449
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: wanting to have sex but doing freaky things. So this

450
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: is the second time I've heard a virgin wanting to

451
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Speaker 1: do dirty things. When she was a virgin, I completely

452
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 1: missed that. She said. She said, I'm a twenty two

453
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Speaker 1: year old virgin who wants sex. I want to start

454
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Speaker 1: my whole face. Yeah, so the wait, wait, wait, as

455
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Speaker 1: a man, wait, what you look like you're kind of

456
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Speaker 1: like she's already twenty two, Like she should just try

457
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 1: to have find someone her age. It's always going to

458
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Speaker 1: be bad because it's like she doesn't have to find someone.

459
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 1: It's always gonna be bad. Don't not do that. Yeah,

460
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: she's not sick. Like her first couple experiences aren't going

461
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: to go up. She's not going to be good. She's

462
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: not going to be good. You don't know that I

463
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 1: was great the very first time I did it. He

464
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: literally was like, this is not your first time, and

465
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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, that's bad. I never suck his dick

466
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Speaker 1: or none of that, and got all him everything from

467
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Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend that I never sucked him. I've never

468
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Speaker 1: I've never sucked him or sexist dick. But the first

469
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: guy who's dick I sucked, he was a senior and

470
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Speaker 1: I was a freshman, so exact way he was. He

471
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Speaker 1: was on a baseball team. He definitely had a lot

472
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Speaker 1: of teenagers. I'll see. Yes, when I first started sucking dick,

473
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Speaker 1: I didn't do it at it. Okay, I'm just saying,

474
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Speaker 1: don't say here and tell I don't know. I don't

475
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Speaker 1: think I think all things take practice. But I will say, Alex,

476
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Speaker 1: I don't think that she's gonna be bad at sex

477
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Speaker 1: up front, and I'll tell you why I think it's

478
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Speaker 1: very hard for women to be bad at sex, and

479
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Speaker 1: I think that just makes a woman lazy. Agree, I

480
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: think women that are late. Don't you agree? Women are

481
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Speaker 1: not lazy? Wait, girls can't be bad sex if yeah

482
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Speaker 1: they no, No, he's right, they can't. You can't be attentive.

483
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: You can just lay there. You cannot back. That's like

484
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Speaker 1: even if you're on top and you do the whole

485
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Speaker 1: back and forth and set it up and down. Like,

486
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Speaker 1: there are things that women do that aren't good that

487
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Speaker 1: the first couple of times you're saying she's just gonna

488
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Speaker 1: be bad, she's gonna she should just learn, like and

489
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: then learn with somebody. But you could still be a

490
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 1: good lover and a virgin though, I really do believe that.

491
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure it's possible. I'm gonna tell you why.

492
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,719
Speaker 1: I've had women that i've slept with that I've never

493
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: slept with women, and they were very very good in

494
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Speaker 1: bed with me. Maybe they didn't exactly know how to like,

495
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Speaker 1: know what she grow with a pussier whole life. Yeah,

496
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Speaker 1: I can't believe you're saying. I'm just saying she did

497
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Speaker 1: so somebody else knows it a little bit better than

498
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Speaker 1: she would know a dick. Okay, so you're saying that

499
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Speaker 1: she should experiment with girls first. No, I'm saying that

500
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Speaker 1: she should keep saying that. It makes sense that a

501
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Speaker 1: girl I don't know, I've still even while teaching someone

502
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Speaker 1: what to do, I feel like they could still you

503
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Speaker 1: could be an eager person when you're like trying to

504
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: like do something good, like you know what I mean,

505
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Speaker 1: and it's still be good. I don't think she's gonna

506
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Speaker 1: be bad her first time, especially if she says she's

507
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Speaker 1: freaky like she is. So it's funny that this is

508
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: our conversation because we have another woman asking us very something,

509
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: very similarly, but she's on the opposite end of the spectrum. Um.

510
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: And if you guys can't tell, this is an entire

511
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Speaker 1: episode on homemail. Hello. So the next one says, this

512
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: podcast is so awesome. You ladies are so free and

513
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: owning your lives. Free spirit host um, the way that

514
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: the way to be. I'm a thirty one year old

515
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Speaker 1: divorce e was married in twenty three like a dummy

516
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Speaker 1: who lives with my ailing aunt. She raised me, and

517
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: I am sexually frustrated. My ex husband is unfortunately the

518
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: only man who I've ever been with sexually, but we

519
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: broke up four years ago. Yes, I used to think

520
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 1: that one day we would get back together, but those

521
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: thoughts were banished once I found out he has a

522
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: new girlfriend. He used to still hit me from time

523
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: to time, but after he got a girlfriend, I blocked him. Yet,

524
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Speaker 1: how you need to I'm ready to move on, but

525
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm so out of touch with dating and I have

526
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 1: no idea how to approach a guy. I've had chances

527
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: to have sex, but I would like to actually like

528
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: the guy that I screw online. Dating isn't working, and

529
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Speaker 1: while I'm socially awkward when it comes to meeting guys

530
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Speaker 1: in public, do you ladies have any tips for how

531
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: I can get laid this year? Sexually frustrated? First off,

532
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: I want to say like I felt totally sad for

533
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: her when I read that, because I've been there where

534
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: I was like kind of holding out for a nigga

535
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: that wasn't like I was broken up for me, you

536
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean, not even like situation ship type ship,

537
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: but like someone that I was totally broken up with,

538
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 1: and I still felt like in my mind I was.

539
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: And then I felt like I wasted all this time.

540
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: I also want to say, thirty one is sucking young,

541
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: so I don't think not there yet, but it's young.

542
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: It is really young, like especially to be having to

543
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: be getting into experiences. Um, I don't know, Bro, you

544
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: did right, I don't know. I have no idea how

545
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: to approach a guy. I want you to listen to

546
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: the episode that we had with the pickup Artist. I

547
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: think that would be a great one. I think you

548
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: need to have a little one. I don't know for

549
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: her if that would be. He talked no, but he

550
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: talked about how to talk to men and how to

551
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: be confident and how to be friendly and outgoing. And

552
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: there was a lot of women that wrote us that

553
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: told us they liked it. I think that that was

554
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: still a good episode to at least learn how to

555
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: get out there and enjoy being single. I would say

556
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: for her to listen also to the whole Coach episode

557
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: Hole Coach, but still the pickup Artist made single sound

558
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: great and single is great. I think the only thing

559
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: well she's she's dating isn't working and she wants to

560
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: and she's also socially awkward. Don't why do y'all be

561
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: shading the funk out of our listeners why she gotta

562
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 1: be ugly because you said it, nigg First of all,

563
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: online dating doesn't work for a lot of women, and

564
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why you probably This is why

565
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: online dating probably doesn't work for you. And I'm assuming

566
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: that you're a tractive listener. I think that either your

567
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: pictures are wrong. Either you don't know how to have

568
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 1: back and forth convo because you've been with a niggas

569
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: so long you really don't know how to flirt. That

570
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: could be it too, you know what I'm saying, Like

571
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: it may not be going well because dude ain't writing

572
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: you back and after you match them, and they probably

573
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: ain't writing you back because you might be boring. Here's

574
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: a really fund boring. Boring is not the same as ugly,

575
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Speaker 1: But here we go. We don't even know. Here's a

576
00:28:55,440 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: really fun cut that we've been hype do the whole time,

577
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: But here you are. I want to tell you one

578
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: thing I liked. I used to write on bumble because

579
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: on bumble you have to write first. So I used

580
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: to write two truths and one lie question mark, and

581
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: then the dudes will hit me back with three statements

582
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: about them, and then it's like this game back and forth. Um,

583
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,239
Speaker 1: you can have three about yourself that you could put

584
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: on your bio and like let them guess and let

585
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,239
Speaker 1: it be a fun story. Like let's say the one

586
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: of the truths is I punched someone in the face

587
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: this year and that wasn't a line, and they will

588
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: be like, damn when you got in the fight, you

589
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,239
Speaker 1: gotta get in told kinda like it could be totally fun. Um,

590
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her advice outside of still the online dating,

591
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: because she said it wasn't working for her. I would say,

592
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: we all have friends. Well, she also said she's socially awkwards.

593
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: I really don't know what to do right, But I

594
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: would say, as as someone who has friends, I mean

595
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: all of us have friends or coworkers, I would say, start,

596
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: they're like, have conversations with your homegirls and let let

597
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: them know that you're single. They may have a man

598
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: that they know, either a guy friend or a cousin

599
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: or a brother, or somebody that they feel like would

600
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: be good with you. I mean, fuck your friend's brother, Mandy,

601
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: What what's the problem. I got a better viuce of

602
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Speaker 1: it is that I'm really feeling since we're pro sects work.

603
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna like this, but if you

604
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: ain't gotten late in four years, well your husband trying

605
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: to tell these holds to go buy some dick. Listen.

606
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: I know, I know it probably happens, but is it

607
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: like a big thing. Listen. A lot of women esports

608
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: for like, you know, particularly fine ones that you're into,

609
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: and dude, you will have a man give you everything

610
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Speaker 1: you want, complete boyfriend experience. Go out to eat all

611
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: of that ship. Girl. I think that's called something angels.

612
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: Look up jigglos on showtime and like, see what that

613
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Speaker 1: name is. But these dudes are like seven hundred for

614
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Speaker 1: a day. Rape bitch. You all like him and he's

615
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: probably gonna suck the sh out of you, and you

616
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: can look, you can go through a bunch of dates

617
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Speaker 1: with a dude, waste all this time on your hair

618
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: and makeup and getting pretty and wasted, just getting good.

619
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Speaker 1: Fuck your co workers, brother or a cousin or a

620
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Speaker 1: co worker, That's what I'm saying. That's iculous. Maybe they're cheaper.

621
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: This was a New York. If you don't want to

622
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: pay for dick, like I would not, I would definitely

623
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: say to ask your friends I don't think there's a

624
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with going on. Yeah, no,

625
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: I'm cool, um too much free dick and good dick. Um.

626
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,719
Speaker 1: I just don't think that. How do we know? How

627
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: is it confirmed? You gotta sucking first? All I know

628
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: is I have a lot of guy friends who have

629
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: sucked porn stars and escorts and it hasn't been good.

630
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: So just because you're paying for dick doesn't necessarily mean

631
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: it's going to be great. Because I know a lot

632
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: of niggas who have paid for sex and it was like, fuck,

633
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Speaker 1: I sucked the all out of him. Yes, I need

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Speaker 1: can help me. So English is my second language. I

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668
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Speaker 1: I would love to talk dirty to him, but I

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Speaker 1: kind of don't know what to say. So if you

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683
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Speaker 1: me what I should say. So jeevesus sucking you right now?

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685
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686
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Speaker 1: What do you say? And sex? Let's go get ready

687
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688
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Speaker 1: all right, let me wait. Okay, we're gonna set the scene. Alright, So,

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Speaker 1: so his dick if you're a guy, I'm girl. No,

690
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Speaker 1: I'm going to be a guy who with my dick.

691
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna saying next, but we gotta go back and

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Speaker 1: forth because okay, so my dick is in your mouth,

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Speaker 1: to your mouth, Okay, that's my dick right there. Okay,

694
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Speaker 1: here I go. First, I'm gonna like make a long

695
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Speaker 1: piece or something like that, and then I'm gonna probably

696
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Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, I'm so messy. Do you do you like?

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Speaker 1: Why are you leaving? You know what? I kind of

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Speaker 1: want you to lead to? Ohad Okay, I think an

699
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Speaker 1: easy way to do it, to start talking dirty is

700
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Speaker 1: talking about what happening, agreed, sucking the dick? All right,

701
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Speaker 1: you're the guy. A bunch of spit everywhere, I'm choking

702
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Speaker 1: or some ship, right, And I'm like, I'm sorry, I

703
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Speaker 1: got it so messy. But do you do you like

704
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Speaker 1: it when I get it messy? Oh? Are you really talk? Okay?

705
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Speaker 1: Go ahead, because are you well? No, no, no, no,

706
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Speaker 1: But to me, I'm definitely in some you like that,

707
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Speaker 1: like really short terms here you want me to stop.

708
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Speaker 1: I always ask them if they want me to stop,

709
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Speaker 1: because they're like, no, don't stop, no, keep going. Damn

710
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Speaker 1: that feel good? So I'm always like or when I

711
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Speaker 1: really want to look they ask, I'd be like lower

712
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Speaker 1: while I'm at the nuts. So these are these are

713
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Speaker 1: words that you can say that even if you're English.

714
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Speaker 1: Isn't that good saying stuff like lower? Do you like?

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Speaker 1: what they? Okay? Again? Better to you like more? Making

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Speaker 1: me go down? Go keeping, keep keep okay, okay, keep going,

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Speaker 1: we keep going? Okay. I want to say one thing

719
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Speaker 1: For example, here we go, do you like that? Oh? Yeah,

721
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Speaker 1: don't ask Do you like that? Yes? What do you

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Speaker 1: like about it? Oh? Yeah, that's too much, that's too much,

723
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Speaker 1: Like I don't know you like. Your girl was choking

724
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Speaker 1: me and asked me something like that. Then she's like

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Speaker 1: do you like that? I was like yeah, she was

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Speaker 1: like tell me why you like? Yeah? No. I think

727
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Speaker 1: you definitely have to keep it to where their responses

728
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Speaker 1: are only one word responses. So lower you want me

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Speaker 1: to stop? Keep going? Do you like that? Those are

730
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Speaker 1: all one word responses, and it allows him to start

731
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732
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Speaker 1: you direction. And then but you ain't gotta worry about

734
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Speaker 1: saying ship because he don't just start talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I also think so that's during head. I think if

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Speaker 1: you're in the minute and where you're getting head. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, so I've noticed um since I've been Jeeves.

738
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Speaker 1: He likes me telling him what he's doing. So like

739
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Speaker 1: I'll say things like just literally I described the scene,

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Speaker 1: and it's hot when you put your fingers in my

741
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Speaker 1: pussy while you're looking me. I love when you lick

742
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Speaker 1: my clip like that. I like when you stuck on

743
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Speaker 1: my clip like that. Oh my god, that feels so good.

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Speaker 1: Come and kiss me so I could taste it. Yes,

745
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Speaker 1: well you got back up and go no and so

746
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Speaker 1: and so that's receiving oral And I think when you're

747
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748
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Speaker 1: I was saying earlier in the show. Oh my god,

749
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Speaker 1: I love this dick. Oh my god, it's good you

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751
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Speaker 1: it definitely makes the dinner. What I say a lot,

752
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Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh my god, I love when you

753
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Speaker 1: fill me up. I love when you stretch. Yeah, what's

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Speaker 1: do you know? What's my ship? Any nig I ever fun?

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you I wish I did this before, but

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Speaker 1: Can it? Can I come? And he has to say yes,

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Speaker 1: so I think that these are things that you could say. Um,

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Speaker 1: my god, do you feel this pussy gripp it? Because

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Speaker 1: it'd be griffin it and he'd be seen. So even

764
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Speaker 1: just making it to where you're making it visual for him,

765
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Speaker 1: like do you see a griffin? Oh my god, you're

766
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Speaker 1: filling me out? Like when I'm on the bottom and

767
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Speaker 1: like it's missionary position, like I like looking down and

768
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: like tell him like I love watching you me yeah,

769
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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So it's really, honestly, just just say

770
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Speaker 1: things that are happening. Um, you don't even have to

771
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Speaker 1: say anything. I think you can comment, Like when I say,

772
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Speaker 1: oh my God, I love watching. Yeah, yeah, but something

773
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Speaker 1: else and this, this takes away from having to say words.

774
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Speaker 1: I know, I enjoy it from a man who even

775
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Speaker 1: if he doesn't talk. I love the most boys. So

776
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Speaker 1: if you even just moan and do a moan to

777
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Speaker 1: where he can feel that you're enjoying what he's doing.

778
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Speaker 1: I know. I love moans when I'm sucking his motherfucking dick,

779
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: like it's so sexy. You know, you have the power

780
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Speaker 1: to make a man moan, and a lot of the

781
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Speaker 1: hunting and a lot of men won't moan. They see

782
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: it as kind of like a feminine thing. And I

783
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: don't know why, but a lot of the i'm gonna

784
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: be honest with you, a lot of men. I'm not

785
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: saying that it's the majority, but I've definitely been with

786
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: men that don't make a lot of noise and it's

787
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: really uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable for me to I And honestly,

788
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: it's always the niggas. That's like the joke dealers, the

789
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: scamper jamaking niggas. I'll hear like, yeah, it's like they're

790
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: keeping themselves from moaning, but chanting but not moaning, you know,

791
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: So I think that she could definitely moan sometimes too,

792
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: like now that I'm getting into rougher sex, like when

793
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm getting grabbed or something like that, I don't growl,

794
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: but it's a lot of like like that's not that's funny.

795
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: I just make noises as like my form of given direction.

796
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Speaker 1: So it's like they're doing something good. I'll give a

797
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: little noise out there like yeah, keep doing Also to

798
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Speaker 1: like if you really, really really are still afraid on

799
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Speaker 1: what to comment on, would start with your talking just

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Speaker 1: being asking for like a different position. Can you can

801
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Speaker 1: you suck me from behind? Can you but say it

802
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: instead of can you fuck me from behind? Can you

803
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Speaker 1: fuck my pussy from behind? Yeah? You gotta make keep

804
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Speaker 1: sucking my pussy? Can you spit on my pussy? By

805
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Speaker 1: the way, A lot of women I've been hearing don't

806
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Speaker 1: like that. Actually had loverboy telling me this. I've had

807
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Speaker 1: jeeves tell me they don't like what spitting like. They

808
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Speaker 1: have both told me that they've spit on a girl's pussy.

809
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Speaker 1: Because when I've been like, I love when you do that,

810
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Speaker 1: they've been like I had a girl tell me like,

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Speaker 1: don't do that anymore. I mean, some girls don't I

812
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Speaker 1: wonder what it is, is like disrespectful? I mean, because

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Speaker 1: then they may feel like you don't like how wet

814
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Speaker 1: my pussy is, so you you gotta use spit. I

815
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Speaker 1: think it's an ego thing. That's why a woman wouldn't

816
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Speaker 1: want that. So I can't spit on your dick. We

817
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Speaker 1: gotta wait for precun This is yeah, I know it's stupid.

818
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Speaker 1: So this one actually our next one. I'm gonna need

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Speaker 1: she wants our advice on. But we ain't a male

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822
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Speaker 1: have sex, have gone on small vacations, and are planning

826
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Speaker 1: more spend time together. I'm at his house multiple times

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Speaker 1: want real relationships. Anyway, my bad the day that I

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Speaker 1: brought um. Okay, we go on dates. Basically we are

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Speaker 1: The day that I brought it up, he said he

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Speaker 1: really needed to think about things I was asking. But

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Speaker 1: Look he like, I told him, once I graduate, I

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Speaker 1: said he understands that since that conversation we have grown

841
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: closer and he hasn't backed off. I'm so confused. On

842
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: top of this, he sends me flowers constantly and does

843
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,919
Speaker 1: whatever it takes to ensure my long term success. Why

844
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: won't he commit? Is he waiting for me to finish school? Ps?

845
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: When I asked if how we met bothered him, he

846
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: said no, because it's been a long time now that

847
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: we've known each other. We are monogamous. We've had that conversation,

848
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: but I just don't know what is going on. And

849
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: he was on seeking arrangement instead of tinder bumble because

850
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 1: he didn't want a girlfriend one and just like you're

851
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: giving him the girlfriend experience and he probably not having

852
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: to do much but send you flowers and let you

853
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: stay at his house a couple of times. The fact

854
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: that you sat here and had the conversation with him

855
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 1: about a relationship, and then shortly after people started dying

856
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: in his family laughing, Well you started the laster, honestly,

857
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: you last first, and then I had funny Okay, okay,

858
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: Well I want to say this. I don't want to.

859
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to be too aggressive and mean because

860
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: you do pay us on Patreon. This was a Patreon question,

861
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming it's that nigga money, so you can't

862
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: put them all as you But I'm gonna be so

863
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: honest right now. And here it goes. You are looking

864
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: at a nigga give you all this money, and you

865
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 1: just want to keep them. This is all your fault.

866
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: You met him on seeking arrangement girl. You know he

867
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: don't want a girlfriend. And I know you might feel

868
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: more connected to him because you're spending so much time

869
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: in his house, but he's just getting what you give.

870
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he want you in his house with no

871
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: connection or not excuse me, not no connection, but no commitment.

872
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: I mean, of course he enjoys being there. I don't

873
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:34,919
Speaker 1: know if you cook for him, if he enjoys your company,

874
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: or if you guys spend time together. It sounds like

875
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: you have a great time, you go on vacations, like

876
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: you have a connection, but he doesn't want a girlfriend.

877
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: And you're saying the day that you brought it up,

878
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: he said he needed to think about things. If you

879
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: were talking to a friend and they asked for your

880
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: advice for a man who said that, you would tell

881
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: them that he doesn't don't want a relationship. Absolutely, but

882
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: I think this is also um hurt even And then

883
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: you're saying the fucking school girl, Well, well it's something

884
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: that I see a lot of women do, and I

885
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: when I read this, slame themselves. No, But when I

886
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: read this letter, she's he sends me flowers, I'm at

887
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 1: his house multiple times a week, We've gone on vacation

888
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: about you, Right, But I feel like those things people

889
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: automatically just assume, oh my god, we have this, and

890
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: there they turn a relationship into more than what it

891
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: really is. Not even that you have a man doing that,

892
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: and you and your mind are like boyfriend, your boyfriend, right,

893
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: and some men are just some men are just like

894
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: that and make I don't want to say this harshly,

895
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: but you may not be for him, because at the

896
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: end of the day, what I've learned, even and just

897
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: seeing UM so many people talk in relationships, I just

898
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: feel like, if a man wants you, he'll make you,

899
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: he'll give you that type. I'm gonna I'm gonna say,

900
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that real, that one back and say

901
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: maybe not that you are not for him. But I

902
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: don't think he wants a girlfriend. If he was on

903
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: seeking arrangement, I don't think it's you. Yeah, that seeking arrangement.

904
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: I don't think he wants a girlfriend. I really I agree,

905
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: Like I really do believe in my heart, a lot

906
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: of women will say, um, if a man wants you,

907
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: he'll make you his I really believe niggas will let

908
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: you go before they'll be tied down. And I will

909
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: say I would hope, like you might be amazing and

910
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what. I know I can't. I

911
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: don't want a girlfriend, but I would also hope he's

912
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: not judging and I know that this is potentially in

913
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: the back of your mind. UM Seeking Arrangement is a

914
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: website where women are engaging in relations with money like

915
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 1: with men for money, and so it could be to

916
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: where he's kind of feeling like that's where he met you,

917
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: and so he doesn't want to take you past. Is

918
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: it because we met there. I want to tell you

919
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: one thing, and I don't know if it's gonna make

920
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: you feel better or worse. But I had a friend

921
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: called me, um. He's not an athlete. He makes maybe

922
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 1: i'm gonna say anywhere from one to three million dollars

923
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,919
Speaker 1: a year. He's mid thirties, and he called me frustrated

924
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: because he said he had to break up with this girl.

925
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: And I said why and he was like, dude, like

926
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: I just literally got back from Italy with her. We

927
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: had a fucking amazing time and then boom, the girlfriend

928
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: should happen. And I'm like, Nigga, but she's met your family,

929
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: so why what is the problem? And he's like, I

930
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 1: just realized, Like it ruined it for me. Now she's

931
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: in this got this other thing in her mind. Every

932
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: time I'm with her, I feel like we're just days

933
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: away from her asking me again. And it literally fucking

934
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: ruined it. And he called me to vent about it

935
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: because he said he misses her. He liked her that

936
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: much and still let her go just because in his

937
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: mind girlfriend would not work. Yeah, but I feel like

938
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: this is awesome. We got to enjoy what we have

939
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: and you don't. Don't check with loverboy too though, like

940
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: wanting that title and was okay with not having that setup.

941
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: I just I don't think if you're in a situation

942
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: where you're enjoying this man, I don't understand what the

943
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: title means. You're you're telling us y'all are monogamous, You

944
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: go on vacations, you spend this much time with him.

945
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: I don't understand the importance of this tight hole. You know.

946
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: It's funny. I talked to my therapist about how fucked

947
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: up in the hand I was with lover boy because

948
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: and I had nothing to do with him. It's just like,

949
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 1: how come once I thought I'd got it, I didn't

950
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: want it. And he said to me that um commitment

951
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: is a thing. It's is a word that we've been

952
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: having a societal norm around, and that we feel like

953
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: when we don't have it, that's something's wrong with us.

954
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: But then the second we know we will have it,

955
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: we are going to lose something. And he's like, you

956
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: pushed him until he wouldn't give it to you, which

957
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: pushed you away, which made you want him want to

958
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: give it to you, and now you like and it's

959
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: an awful feeling, and it's the clarification that Okay, he

960
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: gave me this, but it's just like he gave you

961
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: what essentially you're you have everything you want except this

962
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: type this idea in your mind. Friend of mine recently

963
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: got engaged gorgeous ring and all she wanted was at

964
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: and she literally told me yesterday, like, dude, nothing's different,

965
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: nothing if you give it felt amazing. You Now you're

966
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: in love and you're gonna get married, and you just

967
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: still the same kind of luck, right, you know. I mean,

968
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: I wish that I could tell you to chill and

969
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: maybe it'll come, but I don't think it will. And

970
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 1: I think you gotta like, Okay, we're gonna do one more.

971
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: Let's read number eight and maybe the voicemail. Okay, so

972
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: do number eight. So this was a patreon Um listener um.

973
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: Actually it's melon and milk, So shout out to Melon

974
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: and milk. She said, who's having the most sex? Wheezy Mandy,

975
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: Which one of y'all are having the most sex? Right, now,

976
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: whether it's solo sex, partner sex, party sex, let me know. Um,

977
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: and I think that this is kind of a good

978
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: question for us. I personally would how many times we

979
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 1: keep masturbating? Let's start with I mean, but I masturbate

980
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: every night. That's how I go to bed period period,

981
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: every single night. And I'd be mad as fun when

982
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm on my three day period because I'd be like, funk,

983
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: I can't and I'm masturbated on my first day of

984
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: my period and maybe my last, but not the first,

985
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: not the middle two days. But because I won't masturbate, Yeah,

986
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: it's the heaviest, so I won't masturbate. But I literally,

987
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: in order to get a good night's sleep, I masturbate

988
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: every Satiday. Um, as far as sexy. So outside of

989
00:48:56,239 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: solo sex, you, me and you, we are avid masturbators. Um,

990
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: who's having more sex? I mean you have at least

991
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: two partners. You got a male and a woman, So

992
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: I would say you're having more sex. I might be

993
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm having Um, I get sex a good amount of

994
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: times per week, So to me, I'm happy. What just

995
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: one It's one dick, but I'm fucking him multiple times?

996
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: Isn't he not always here. Okay, now you're clocking the

997
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: negest schedule. No, he just you know, is he not always?

998
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: Believe you? So when he was on tour, when you

999
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: were like yeah, when he was on tour, it was

1000
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: it sucked. Um. But now we're doing Burrow shows. Fuck

1001
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: you be you know me. I'm just saying, what yo,

1002
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: everyone else he's a rapper, shut up, damn. Anyways, you

1003
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: out here because you're really trying to save yourself. He's

1004
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: trying to save himself. I had a girl come up

1005
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: to me in the street and asked me if it

1006
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: was Drake. I said, no, bitch, you know that bitch

1007
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: would have been break I would have been in the sixth. Okay,

1008
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: but that would have been in the six The six

1009
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: would have been in me. Goddamn that. But but no, Um,

1010
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: he's not always here. But when he is here, like

1011
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: when he's here, especially days at a time, like I

1012
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: see him enough so I'm having is it's really weird. Um.

1013
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: When I'm with love or girl, we go on like

1014
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: a weekend binge, I don't have sex for a while

1015
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: after that. When I'm with Jeeves, it's multiple times per week.

1016
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: We're seeing her and I spent like a lot of

1017
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 1: time together for like a certain amount of time, Like

1018
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 1: we'll hang out on Friday, we do the gym, we

1019
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: go to dinner, we fuck all morning, and we go

1020
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: to brunch and we fun all day. Like with him,

1021
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: it feels more of like this kind of relationship sex

1022
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: and I hear it's just fun sex, which is strange

1023
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: because we do have feelings for each other's very I mean,

1024
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: I spent my whole birthday with her. Um, I think

1025
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: because she's seeing someone else, and I think I'm the

1026
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: only person Jeeves is seeing, and so she's she's seeing

1027
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: someone that's more serious in me, and I think we're

1028
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: not each other's primary partner opposed to with Jeeves. I

1029
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: think we are right. And I'm not trying to like

1030
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: put the claim on a nigga, but I did bring

1031
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: a bumble last night. I was like, you know, because

1032
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: I don't really be on it like that. He's like, yeah,

1033
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: I don't really be on it like that. I'm like,

1034
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: but it selling a bone, but I don't know. It's

1035
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: it's getting to this weird point where right right, right

1036
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: right now, she moved you mad, he got bustle. Delete

1037
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: the whole app I'm the week. The reason I did

1038
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 1: bring it up I met him. I met him before

1039
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, so it's almost be two months. She loved

1040
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 1: a bitch is still March, but maybe it's coming out

1041
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: of your timelines. Be all of four weeks. Listen, mad

1042
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: he still got I'm seeing listening to two or three

1043
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: times a week. She is to the seal dater for sure.

1044
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,399
Speaker 1: With that energy, you can't talk all right, I'm working

1045
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: with y'all. I didn't. I did not talk to wait

1046
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait hashtag believe hashtag we believe you.

1047
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: The reason bumble came up all sincerity is because we

1048
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: started talking about love her girl, and I said, you

1049
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: know what, this might be my moment to like, I

1050
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: don't know how he never asked me about it, and

1051
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 1: so we were just kind of getting into that conversation.

1052
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: Plus we fucking a lie and you know, maybe we

1053
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: gotta get tested. So no condem sation because bitch, I'd

1054
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 1: be getting sore with this correct dick um, but not

1055
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: even that. I'm gonna be gone for a few weeks

1056
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: training for work, and he might be flying there to

1057
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: be with me weekend, and so she would be moving

1058
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 1: fast with love a girl. Also will say love a

1059
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: boy for two weeks, so she's like, he's the only

1060
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: one I've been sucking for four months. You just met him,

1061
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: said that, Bro. Listen. She loves talking about my pussy, bro,

1062
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: because she'll talk about it and then forget she talked

1063
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: about it. How would I say that it was only one?

1064
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: You just wanted to be like, now you met him

1065
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 1: this time and this time because you're everything, She'll be like, yeah,

1066
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: lover boy is the only dick I had since we

1067
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: started the podcast, she had different. No, I did not

1068
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: every guys threesome. And then, if you haven't listened yet

1069
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: to our why dude, every experience I had was not new.

1070
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: I didn't be in the treehouse that week. I didn't

1071
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,479
Speaker 1: have the missing condom in me that week. I didn't

1072
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: suck a bunch it. We believe, we believe you. Why

1073
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: why on my pussy out and it's out in the open,

1074
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: it's own record. I will go back and it is

1075
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 1: our record home. You know what's not on record, my

1076
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: fucking pussy. You love to act like that. Actually, both

1077
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: of our pussies are on right, it's not bro, Both

1078
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: of ours are on record with this man, last night,

1079
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: I can't just live my life. And do you think

1080
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: my mom fuck the one leg? And last night? No,

1081
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: I can't live in my old hotels. Damn. All right,

1082
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: let's keep going. What's upon a time not long ago.

1083
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: I wasn't hug and I've admitted it on episodes one

1084
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: and two and three and four, Pussay, but then I

1085
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: met you. Okay, so we're gonna go having more sex.

1086
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: That's that was the wheezy she has. I don't have

1087
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: as much sex, though, but I think it wasn't getting

1088
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 1: sucked of. Well. I mean, if I'm not going to

1089
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: bed like with him, I'm going to masturbate, so but

1090
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: I don't masturbate after we fucked. So when I go

1091
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: home like no, the more I'm having said like now

1092
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: that having sex more often, I masturbate less. I will agree.

1093
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: I'll attest to that. I don't want to masturbate as

1094
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: much because I'm getting fun a good amount. But let

1095
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: me say one thing that's crazy. So what I'm getting

1096
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,439
Speaker 1: out of the three of us, I'm not having any

1097
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: sex um and in between not having in between not

1098
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: having sex, don't the podcast lying and we got that

1099
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: live life. I don't masturbate. You don't masturbate at all.

1100
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: I try not to. Hold on, hold on, hold on,

1101
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: hold on. I actually have a coworker that told me

1102
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: that he can't remember the last time he said it.

1103
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, not in the last year. He's like no,

1104
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: But I mean I thought guys masturbated more than I

1105
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: mean not as we're I try not to because it

1106
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: makes to your testosterone levels go up and you want

1107
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: to more. Actually, probably been doing it at a gym,

1108
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: like on some boxer ship. So if I'm not sucking,

1109
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 1: let me not masturbate so I have more testosterone so

1110
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: I can go harder in the gym. Really, Oh wait,

1111
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: so you don't masturbate to go harder in the gym. Yeah, okay,

1112
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: so y'all know. I don't sunk with athletes anymore. But

1113
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 1: I will say they will not work on game days,

1114
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 1: so that makes a lot of sense, like they need

1115
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: their legs and energy. I guess I didn't know the

1116
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: energy came from your balls, though, but they did. Well,

1117
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: not suck you on a game. Boxes are training for

1118
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: a match. They don't. They go like months without. Let

1119
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: me say, what's funny. I feel like God gives me

1120
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: wings and the second I guess I feel like excited. Yeah, yeah,

1121
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: you feel good. But I'm talking about if you want

1122
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: to have aggression and be aggravated. And I feel like,

1123
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: if you go without sucking for a really long time,

1124
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: aren't you going to be angry aggravated? Ready? I mean,

1125
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: I guess I don't do any competiti stories, but I

1126
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: do be have an attitude. Yeah, so that's I haven't

1127
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: actually when I don't have sex, That's what I'm saying.

1128
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: So you don't have sex, you have more aggression in Jim,

1129
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: like you don't even know. I'll be walking into work

1130
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: singing and ship it's a great day, bitch. We still

1131
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: in the thirty degree weather in almost April, and I

1132
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: still think it's a beautiful day. The day I was

1133
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 1: skipping to that L train in Brooklyn. I'm excited. Well,

1134
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,359
Speaker 1: unfortunately we have somewhere to be. Um. If you guys

1135
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: liked this episode of doing all of this motherfucking homemail,

1136
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 1: please continue to send it in. We'll do another one

1137
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: because we did not get through half of the homemaale

1138
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: that we wanted to get through this goddamn episode. Um,

1139
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: but yeah, you can go ahead and send that to

1140
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: horrible decisions at gmail dot com. Don't forget y'all. We

1141
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 1: is coming to motherfucking a t L And at the

1142
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: live show, we are going to allow you guys to

1143
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: ask us wholemail live. So we have a segment where

1144
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: we put in the DP shout out we act. We

1145
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 1: had a all openly stories openly discussed about doing double penetration.

1146
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: We also had another couple that openly admitted the man

1147
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: let his woman. Other guys, if you guys are not

1148
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: open enough to do it in person, please leave us

1149
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: a voicemail of your hotel. I would really like that.

1150
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: I like eight four five nine, do that. Tell us

1151
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: all your nasty ship mowing on there. Give us your

1152
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: best impression for the Spanish girl who have it? The

1153
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: question do it the best do jurabilities have it is six?

1154
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: What would that? I don't know, no, but like, honestly,

1155
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: do your best sex voice. We're not going to share

1156
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: your name or your number. Do your best sex voice.

1157
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: Tell us like what you do. That might be really fun.

1158
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: I would love to start the episode actually by you

1159
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: sounding like what you guys say during like literally, just

1160
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: if you guys can go ahead and call the number, well,

1161
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: I'll put it in the description of this episode. If

1162
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: it's good enough, whoever wins this, we're gonna give you

1163
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: the promo code for the tickets, how about it. Yeah,

1164
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 1: I like that. So if you guys can go ahead

1165
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: and call the number and leave us your best impression

1166
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: of how you sound while you have sex. Just like that,

1167
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: sex sounds is trash. What we're trying to make them trash, okay,

1168
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: because I sound really good when we don't. Don't. So

1169
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: this is an episode of that's what. That's what score

1170
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: know what people looking like the faces? Anyway, Thank you guys.

1171
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: Another episode of Horrible Decisions by I Hate You