WEBVTT - UFO aka Unidentified Floating Ocean (with Jeff Wright) 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:06.280 Swallowed. Have you ever been swallowed up? Have you got 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:10.440 doing time of swallowing where everything was overwhelmed? 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:10.520 Me? 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:14.240 Yep, that's that. That can happen at anytime. 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:15.520 It will. 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:16.079 I'm sorry. 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:22.119 We just got who that's not. That's not that's t 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:23.639 j that's crazy. 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.920 Not only is that d D. Jakes, but he is 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:28.320 killing when he's doing that ship. 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:32.040 They're going to the race. If you could see his 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.640 face when he did it, he felt it too, like 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.360 his eyes are kind of closed. It's good. 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:40.280 Yeah, truly, I've never had a set that good in 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:41.120 my life. 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.120 We gotta try that next time. Next time you get 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:44.839 back on stage. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:51.279 You got to just go up, go up with that line. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.080 I used to be. I used to be a teacher. 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:57.440 Have you ever been. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:02.040 Where the ladies that have you ever been? 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:11.600 Chips in your. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:24.560 Bears? Are racist? The foes, the money man turned stuff. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:29.600 I can't tell me. Let me lick you up and 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:35.160 down till you say stop. Welcome little Mamas and gentiles 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:38.800 to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:42.800 The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.240 of black conspiracy theories. 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:49.080 And we finally worked to prove that Alex Rodriguez was, 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:52.520 in fact always that color. He was whitefishing us during 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:59.280 the baseball Come on, okay, come on, here is black Potskay. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.520 This was just he was just doing the white face 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:04.440 for mass appeal. 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:06.880 Come on. He was like, I played for the Yankees. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.640 There's a lot of Italian guys in the Bronx who 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.000 have to be on board for me. Let me bump 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:13.080 it up a couple of ships. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.120 Derek Jeters around here running, you know what I mean? 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.680 Just come on, smashing ladies left and right. 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:22.760 I gotta I gotta be lights I this. 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.240 Is a light skinned brand over here. I gotta give 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:25.440 it go. 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:28.440 Now he's reached his final old black man form. He 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:32.400 has that he has that fucking uh that cell phone 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:35.280 device in the ear where you answer it Bluetooth. Yeah, 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.680 there's no time. We don't need that anymore. No, we 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:39.480 don't even that's a dead technology. 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.600 We're literally putting micro chips in people's brains. But Alex 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.640 Rodriguez Nam, He's like, give me a give me the 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:47.760 thickest bluetooth. 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:52.880 You have to give me a sweet tea and hit 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.240 me on the blue teoth. I'm black as hell now 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:56.120 I'm black. 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.160 Is that it is? It. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:00.679 I'll say this to his credit, and I I love 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:06.480 to give credit where blackface is. Due to his credit, 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.800 I will say that it is a It feels like 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.400 a genuine choice, do you know what I mean? Like 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:17.240 it doesn't there's no benefit for him coming out darker 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:20.320 than he was before, for sure, and so it truly 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:23.919 does feel like a almost like how those Japanese people wear 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:25.880 black face, where it's like it kind of comes from 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:30.560 a genuine appreciation more than like making fun of a community. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.680 And I'm not mad at that. I'm never mad at 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:33.919 that version of blackface. 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:41.280 I have complicated feelings. Okay, yeah, yeah, let's gets get in. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:42.040 I'm David. 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.920 I'm like Zink Kerman, and our guest today is a 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.680 very funny comedian. We're so happy he's here. He is 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:51.320 a writer, a performer of all kinds, you know, in 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.640 best from his work on Late Night with Seth Myers. 0:03:54.160 --> 0:04:00.160 He's great. Give it up for Jeff Wright, everybody. Okay, 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:05.640 you're Jeff you're here, give me all, give us all 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:10.560 your thoughts on Alex Rodriguez's face he's making to the 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:11.400 black community. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.040 I don't like the fact that he walked it back. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:14.960 I don't like that. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:20.040 He went, guys, guys, I'm Hispanic and that's why I 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.960 look like this. You know sometimes you know I know black, 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:25.080 I know black. I'm just I don't like that part 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.960 about it. You could have said in that there was 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.080 nothing wrong with your tan. That tan was a little crazy. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:33.680 I feel like he looked like that episode of SpongeBob 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.159 when they was trying to get super tan. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.440 I think he reached the peak of it. I thought 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:40.040 he looked good. I'm trying to I'm trying to forgebout 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:41.000 why he walked it back. 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.719 But but yeah, I thought I thought it was a 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:46.400 I thought it was very conscious choice. And then the 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.200 public was like, hold on, he's black, and he's. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:52.000 Like, I know black, I know BLACKY get that. 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.760 He definitely feels like he's so tan, because there's a 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.279 level of tan. If you have straight hair and you 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:02.960 get super tan, there's love where it stops being looking 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:06.160 black and it starts looking more kind of like an 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:07.640 Indian type of situation. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:10.719 Yes, it starts looking real East Eastern Asian. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.919 Yeah, South Asian. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.640 I believe it. I'm not gonna say it because I 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:20.000 don't know. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:21.480 I don't need no special terms. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.359 Yeah, every time I try to use a term on this, 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:25.280 I get canceled. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:29.279 So don't do it all my episode. 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.200 No, no more racial terms. 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.480 Let's just keep that for the private jet. 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:41.159 I I. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:46.120 Just think that if he were to take pride in 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:51.440 his hand, this could be a celebratory choice. And I think, unfortunately, 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:55.680 he'll obviously walk it back and say, like, that wasn't 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:58.320 what I meant to do. I got burned up real bad. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.840 It'll say some dumb ship. But it's like, man, you 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.120 should just be proud that you're like, I want to 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:03.800 be a black man. 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:07.919 Yeah, he said he fell asleep in the sun, even 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.160 the sun. Was that what he said? 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.479 Yeah, He's like, I was taking the tan in the 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:15.680 sun and I fell asleep and the sun was like 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.040 come on, man, you know I didn't do that to you. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:22.800 You you if that's the key to that game trying 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.719 to lose, show. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:27.760 Me the receipts, Show me the receipts. You better look 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.279 like a fucking the whole his has better be white. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:34.520 Then the part that he fell asleep exposed to should be, 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.039 but then the whole backside should be a different I 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:38.200 don't know how it works. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:43.520 No, I agree, pull your pull your meat out Alex Rodriguez, 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.599 Let's let's make sure that that you're not lying to 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:47.000 us that. 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:53.080 Because you can check. There's no other way to check. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.960 I mean, I butt, but we can. Yeah, he can 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:57.600 take his meat out. 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:02.000 Yeah, no, I want to show you me, Alex Rodriguez. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:10.320 Even that's very reasonable. Nah, you guys, I'm trying to 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:15.840 see me. We already saw. I saw the one celebrity 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:17.960 meet I need for the whole year. We don't need 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:21.360 anymore celebrity meet this year. You're talking about Drake's meat. 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.960 Is that what you're I'm talking about Drakes me. I'll 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:30.400 say this, that was crazy. What an angle, That's all 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:30.720 I got. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:38.400 It was a wild That's great. It was a wild angle. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:42.800 It was a wild choice it truly, it was a 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:47.160 wild piece. Everything about the video was shocking. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:52.200 Left it Yeah, and the most Drake fashion. Yeah, he 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.360 didn't take a picture. He took a video. He took a. 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.880 Video and the angle can only be described as a 0:07:58.920 --> 0:07:59.880 gooch centered. 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:05.280 Uh it was. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:10.080 It was. It was a wide angle, goot centered shot. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:14.040 It was in where he was beating his meat and 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.600 but he had his shirt on, uh, no pants, just 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:22.520 a shirt and goots and then his it was so 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.480 large that it was it was flapping around as he 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.160 was jerking it, and and it's sort of like had 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.160 a windshield wiper effect to it. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.960 It was a wild video. It sucked. 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:40.760 Even you know, the drop of it was at this moment, 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:44.160 I need that drop right now. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.520 I mean, here's what I don't have that I have this. 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.400 There was doo too, feces thrown all over the walls, 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:59.760 the floor, the ceiling, and a stunk. This is a 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.800 this is I want to tell you that this is 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.599 a unusual start for us, Jeff, but this is generally 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.800 how the podcast works. We usually start with a little 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:13.319 bit of meat talk, I take it back, and then 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:15.480 we get into our real conspiracy theories. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:17.000 Yeah, I love it. 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.200 He goes straight to the meat. Straight to the meat. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:25.960 First, you came with the conspiracy theories that I'm really 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:29.480 excited about. We don't get to talk about aliens enough 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.680 on the podcast, I think. But you said, my mama 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:38.920 told me aliens are real, but they live in the ocean, 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:46.120 not in the sky. Tell us everything, you know. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.920 First of all, we keep going outward when we need 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.320 to go in. The aliens been here the whole time. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.680 First of all, there's parts of the ocean that we 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:59.760 still have yet to discover, right, like pressure will kill 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:01.839 us before like you saw them the merch white men 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:02.719 tried to figure it out. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:04.640 They tried to do They weren't looking for the Titanic. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:08.200 They were looking for aliens and them aliens said not today, 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:12.040 not on my watch, is what the alien said. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.400 But I think that is. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:15.360 What I think. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:18.800 Like every time you see like movies and they draw aliens, 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:22.199 don't they kind of look like octopus and like creatures 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:26.040 from down below. Like I'm sure there's there's creatures that 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.120 we still haven't seen yet. But we still want to 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:30.520 go to space. And I know the aliens are lasting. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.160 It's like going out there. They're going further away. 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.120 We're not. We're not even over there. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:39.280 There's no I think life is in the ocean under 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.680 the scene, and I think Atlantis and all that. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.400 Is where the real aliens are. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:46.599 I love it. 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:52.000 I tend to agree with you. I do think that 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:56.320 I think this is fairly common sort of knowledge. But 0:10:56.400 --> 0:11:00.040 they say that we've discovered more about outer space and 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:03.920 we have about our own oceans, and the logic there 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:09.679 feels somewhat impossible if it were not for the fact that, like, Yo, 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:13.040 there's a bunch of shit down there that we're not 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.440 get ready to deal with. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:20.199 You know, it's mostly that the Earth is mostly down there. 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:26.920 Honestly, if you think about it, it's like where where 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:28.400 do you train for space? 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.840 They use water to figure it out? Right, It's like 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:33.760 we've been going about it the wrong way. It's like 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:34.320 the J. 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:36.880 Cole line. You know, the good news is you came 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:38.839 a long way. The bad news is you went the 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:41.480 wrong way. And that's what we do when we go 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.280 to space. Every time we should have been going in 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:44.960 the water. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.680 That's true. I'm I'm on the border for this completely. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:54.120 Yeah, this feels right to me, And I do think 0:11:54.679 --> 0:12:00.520 in general, even our most imaginative like representation into what 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:04.960 outer space creatures, fucking aliens look like, to your point, 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:09.080 they're never nearly as crazy as a fucking thing that 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.959 we've pulled from the ocean. Like I remember a few 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:15.000 years ago when we found out about that goblin shark. Y'all, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:18.840 remember the goblin shark. Never forget Yeah that one that 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:22.240 could Yeah it can. So it's a shark, right, but 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:25.360 then it can shoot its mouth out of its fucking 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:29.640 head to like grab things like a gripper or some ship. 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.680 It will just like shoot its mouth out and pull 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:35.480 things back in. And it's a deep sea evil looking 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:36.400 devil shark. 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:40.520 It's terrible or like even like the ship we know about, Like, 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.360 didn't they just find the first baby great white shark? 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:46.720 The whole time known about great white sharks, they just 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:50.000 found the baby just now there's too much going on 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:50.559 down there. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.559 Yeah, much going on down for. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:01.440 It's out under the seat, I think, uh, Like I 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.400 feel like Anime is ahead of his time. 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.320 Like I don't know if you guys ever seen one 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:09.199 piece people people? 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.160 Okay, yeah, sure, real. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:14.920 They come up like this monster and all that. That's 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.320 real that Like I'm just saying. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:18.800 I don't want to make it too hot because I 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.680 don't want no U, no Atlantean to pop up on me. 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.800 But but yeah, I. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.160 Think I think the term is atli. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:39.000 Damn, damn, damn, damn the uh. I do think there 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:42.720 is so much undiscovered down there, and it does feel 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.560 like I do you all. I'm sure you both have 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:49.000 seen clover Field, the film clover Field, and I remember 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:52.199 Oridge in the original version of it, or at least 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:55.680 in my first interpretation of it. I thought that that 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.840 film was about a person or or rather an a 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:03.040 in from outer space. But as I've come to discover, 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.640 especially when they show it at the end, it actually 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:10.840 was an alien from underwater. Like that was the claim 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.840 for the Monster from Cloverfield, that it had come from 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:23.640 beneath the sea, not falling from the sky. Also Gozilla, Gozilla, Yeah, yeah, 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:24.840 he'd just be down there. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.560 Resting, cause it's like the nature of down there is 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.160 the exact opposite. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:36.960 In portals and ship in portals o. Even the he 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.240 was in a portal, like I think. 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.560 The seed is like, it's like, what's that one movie 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:43.160 with it? 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:46.320 Even though it wasn't about it, but it elbow so 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:48.200 handsome that was like, hey, put him on the cover 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.080 Pacific Pacific. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:55.360 Pacific is barely the main character. 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.600 But they was like, god, damn it, he looked good. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:02.440 You know what this movie is technically about it. But anyways, 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:03.880 if you think about it, all of. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.840 Us doesn't have an adopted Asian child in that film. 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:09.720 He does he does. 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.480 Yeah, Like that movie ain't the first diverse movie we've seen. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.600 That's like that was like all around diversity. They said 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.520 it might need to be science fiction for it to 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:25.440 be true, but we got a white male lead. It's 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:28.040 just eubble on the side, steal in the light of 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:32.800 Asian daughter and got it like creatures from the Abyss 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:33.640 and tawda. 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:34.720 There we go. 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.680 I mean, and I don't want to sidetrack it's too much. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:40.560 But if you're talking about groups that don't interact often, 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:45.960 black man Asian child probably the least interactive group ever. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.400 Yeah, no, I don't think there's ever been a black 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:50.920 man on this earth who's adopted an Asian baby. 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:55.040 What have you not seen The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy? 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.760 That movie was. 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:08.160 Pink okay, if that is one very specific enough? He 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:09.120 got me. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:11.760 Touche. 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.160 I thought I was making a great point. I completely 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:18.320 forgot about quite possibly the worst Eddy Murphy movie there is. 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:21.200 I loved it. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.239 He ran around with a little with a little avatar 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.400 and they tried to save the word. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:36.280 That boy was the avatar. That was Jeff the Golden Child. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.840 Let's let me ask you this question. You are clearly 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:42.600 a firm believer that these aliens are popping up from 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:46.080 the ocean, not from out of space. Where did this 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.560 come from? For you? Was this something of your own cooking? 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.440 Or is this something that someone in your life introduced 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.440 and then you ran with it. 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:57.760 So me and my friend Karen, who is also a 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:01.000 writer performer, she was on The Amber Show, and I 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:03.120 was like, man, if aliens exist, they better not come 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:05.360 to me first because I'm I'm snitching. 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.479 I'm not gonna like what I got to say, you know. 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:12.040 And then uh, we were like, I mean, what they come. 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:13.600 From out of space? That'd be scary. Like what's the 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:16.240 craziest place they could come from? And it's like there. 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:18.600 Was the movie with Tom Cruise and they just kept 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:20.560 coming from the ground and like and kept hitting it. 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:21.440 We were like, yo, they. 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:24.600 Probably are already here of the ground. And it's like, 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:28.639 when you think about it, we're seventy percent water. Now 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:31.760 when I go into the facts, it makes it sound legit. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:33.560 So this is just a theory. By the way, I 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:36.680 don't I've reserved the right to not get killed by 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:38.200 these alias because. 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:38.960 Whoa, we don't. 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:41.440 We don't second guess ourselves on this show. 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:43.560 No, No, we just we mostly talked from the heart. 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:45.440 It's not really a fact based podcast. 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:54.919 Yeah, leaving the caveat out there, but they so like 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:58.439 we're seventy percent water. It means water is such a 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.560 big part of who we are. But yet we only 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:04.239 know so much of the ocean, which is most of 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:07.920 what the world is, right, So it would only naturally 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.960 be right. And I think humans are so arrogant, we 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:14.400 would honestly think we're the only people here smart enough 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.520 to be cognizant of being here. 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:18.560 Right. So I feel like. 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.239 Aliens are like, you know what, let them have their 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:24.359 little twenty percent of earth, will keep the eighty percent. 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:27.199 They'll think that's the whole thing because they dumb, and 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:28.720 we'll just have fun underwater. 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:31.680 Can they breathe underwater? And they're like, no, I bet 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:32.400 we're good. 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:32.679 You know. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.920 And I feel like that's what aliens were thinking. Yeah. 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:39.480 Yeah, most of us can't dive more than like three meters. 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:42.639 Oh man, we truly can't get down there at all. 0:18:42.720 --> 0:18:45.719 Facts. I mean, to quote a famous historian, it is 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:47.320 much better down where its weather. 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:52.240 Who's that that. 0:18:59.200 --> 0:18:59.400 Trying? 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:02.960 He was trying to tell that little girl not to 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:09.119 sell out her entire race, which is all that film 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:10.600 is about, by the way, it's about it. 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.119 She ultimately did a coon. 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:20.920 Ass fish lady who refused to stay loyal to her family. 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:25.719 She was willing to sell out her father and her 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:30.720 sisters to suck a dick above the ocean. And she 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:38.200 did a white dick and she did. Wow, she picked 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:41.240 the richest dick there was. Though she got good taste, 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.959 she got expensive taste. The riches. No, fuck that the 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:48.719 richest dick in that neighborhood. Prince Eric would he probably 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:50.440 wasn't even like you know what I mean, he ain't 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.640 a one percent or he's just like rich and who's 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:58.879 staying or whatever he's. 0:19:57.280 --> 0:19:59.080 In charge of, you know what I mean. He's like 0:19:59.119 --> 0:19:59.560 a duke. 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:06.359 He's not like that. She did. 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:07.560 That's crazy. 0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:10.520 That's the whole premise of the film. And you're supposed 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:14.560 to sympathize with her the whole time, seventy of the world. 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:17.600 Wow, that's crazy. I never thought about the power that 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:21.159 she was giving up. That is that is damn. You 0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:22.960 really got me on that one. So you're you're no 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:25.080 little mermaid in your house? Huh. 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:27.760 Unfortunately, the reason I know it so well is because 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:30.760 it is constantly in my house. I'd be watching like, 0:20:30.840 --> 0:20:39.879 this bitch is the fucking devil, ungrateful. Only the was 0:20:40.040 --> 0:20:43.080 be like maybe come saying come be with your family 0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:47.640 and she was like, I need forks, I need zigamabobs 0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:48.000 and ship. 0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:50.639 Her dad was trying to show her how cool the 0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:52.600 ocean was, and she was the whole. 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:54.240 Time, I want to go where the people are. And 0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:57.359 it's like, no, look look what we got here. You 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:01.320 got seventeen different sisters. That's a good different species. Because 0:21:01.480 --> 0:21:04.480 because the king was getting around, he was outside like that. 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:06.440 Yeah, he had to hit the whole. 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:09.399 We had everybody. 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:15.600 Yeah, lobsters down here playing steel drums, bro caribbean bro 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:20.880 a lobster. After the concert, we eat them niggas. 0:21:23.960 --> 0:21:25.879 They were having such a good time. 0:21:27.600 --> 0:21:28.480 Yeah. 0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:31.520 Oh man, Yeah, that's it. 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:34.800 That's a little aeros of coon and I I stand 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:38.080 behind that. 0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:39.480 That's crazy, old man. 0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:43.119 So baby damn, that's all right. 0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:47.199 Well we need to take a break. We're gonna come 0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:48.680 back with more, Jeff right and more. 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:49.680 My mama told me. 0:21:55.840 --> 0:22:00.520 We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:04.360 We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:07.520 and it's it's fucking great. We love it so much. 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:09.680 Just sleek, it's sexy. 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:11.919