Speaker 1: Swallowed. Have you ever been swallowed up? Have you got
Speaker 1: doing time of swallowing where everything was overwhelmed?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 3: Yep, that's that. That can happen at anytime.
Speaker 1: It will.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: We just got who that's not. That's not that's t
Speaker 4: j that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Not only is that d D. Jakes, but he is
Speaker 3: killing when he's doing that ship.
Speaker 1: They're going to the race. If you could see his
Speaker 1: face when he did it, he felt it too, like
Speaker 1: his eyes are kind of closed. It's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, truly, I've never had a set that good in
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 4: We gotta try that next time. Next time you get
Speaker 4: back on stage.
Speaker 3: You got to just go up, go up with that line.
Speaker 1: I used to be. I used to be a teacher.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been.
Speaker 3: Where the ladies that have you ever been?
Speaker 4: Chips in your.
Speaker 2: Bears? Are racist? The foes, the money man turned stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Let me lick you up and
Speaker 1: down till you say stop. Welcome little Mamas and gentiles
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Alex Rodriguez was,
Speaker 1: in fact always that color. He was whitefishing us during
Speaker 1: the baseball Come on, okay, come on, here is black Potskay.
Speaker 3: This was just he was just doing the white face
Speaker 3: for mass appeal.
Speaker 1: Come on. He was like, I played for the Yankees.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of Italian guys in the Bronx who
Speaker 1: have to be on board for me. Let me bump
Speaker 1: it up a couple of ships.
Speaker 3: Derek Jeters around here running, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Just come on, smashing ladies left and right.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta be lights I this.
Speaker 3: Is a light skinned brand over here. I gotta give
Speaker 3: it go.
Speaker 1: Now he's reached his final old black man form. He
Speaker 1: has that he has that fucking uh that cell phone
Speaker 1: device in the ear where you answer it Bluetooth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no time. We don't need that anymore. No, we
Speaker 1: don't even that's a dead technology.
Speaker 3: We're literally putting micro chips in people's brains. But Alex
Speaker 3: Rodriguez Nam, He's like, give me a give me the
Speaker 3: thickest bluetooth.
Speaker 1: You have to give me a sweet tea and hit
Speaker 1: me on the blue teoth. I'm black as hell now
Speaker 1: I'm black.
Speaker 4: Is that it is? It.
Speaker 3: I'll say this to his credit, and I I love
Speaker 3: to give credit where blackface is. Due to his credit,
Speaker 3: I will say that it is a It feels like
Speaker 3: a genuine choice, do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 3: it doesn't there's no benefit for him coming out darker
Speaker 3: than he was before, for sure, and so it truly
Speaker 3: does feel like a almost like how those Japanese people wear
Speaker 3: black face, where it's like it kind of comes from
Speaker 3: a genuine appreciation more than like making fun of a community.
Speaker 3: And I'm not mad at that. I'm never mad at
Speaker 3: that version of blackface.
Speaker 1: I have complicated feelings. Okay, yeah, yeah, let's gets get in.
Speaker 1: I'm David.
Speaker 3: I'm like Zink Kerman, and our guest today is a
Speaker 3: very funny comedian. We're so happy he's here. He is
Speaker 3: a writer, a performer of all kinds, you know, in
Speaker 3: best from his work on Late Night with Seth Myers.
Speaker 3: He's great. Give it up for Jeff Wright, everybody. Okay,
Speaker 3: you're Jeff you're here, give me all, give us all
Speaker 3: your thoughts on Alex Rodriguez's face he's making to the
Speaker 3: black community.
Speaker 4: I don't like the fact that he walked it back.
Speaker 4: I don't like that.
Speaker 5: He went, guys, guys, I'm Hispanic and that's why I
Speaker 5: look like this. You know sometimes you know I know black,
Speaker 5: I know black. I'm just I don't like that part
Speaker 5: about it. You could have said in that there was
Speaker 5: nothing wrong with your tan. That tan was a little crazy.
Speaker 5: I feel like he looked like that episode of SpongeBob
Speaker 5: when they was trying to get super tan.
Speaker 4: I think he reached the peak of it. I thought
Speaker 4: he looked good. I'm trying to I'm trying to forgebout
Speaker 4: why he walked it back.
Speaker 5: But but yeah, I thought I thought it was a
Speaker 5: I thought it was very conscious choice. And then the
Speaker 5: public was like, hold on, he's black, and he's.
Speaker 4: Like, I know black, I know BLACKY get that.
Speaker 1: He definitely feels like he's so tan, because there's a
Speaker 1: level of tan. If you have straight hair and you
Speaker 1: get super tan, there's love where it stops being looking
Speaker 1: black and it starts looking more kind of like an
Speaker 1: Indian type of situation.
Speaker 3: Yes, it starts looking real East Eastern Asian.
Speaker 4: Yeah, South Asian.
Speaker 1: I believe it. I'm not gonna say it because I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't need no special terms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time I try to use a term on this,
Speaker 1: I get canceled.
Speaker 4: So don't do it all my episode.
Speaker 1: No, no more racial terms.
Speaker 3: Let's just keep that for the private jet.
Speaker 5: I I.
Speaker 3: Just think that if he were to take pride in
Speaker 3: his hand, this could be a celebratory choice. And I think, unfortunately,
Speaker 3: he'll obviously walk it back and say, like, that wasn't
Speaker 3: what I meant to do. I got burned up real bad.
Speaker 3: It'll say some dumb ship. But it's like, man, you
Speaker 3: should just be proud that you're like, I want to
Speaker 3: be a black man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said he fell asleep in the sun, even
Speaker 4: the sun. Was that what he said?
Speaker 5: Yeah, He's like, I was taking the tan in the
Speaker 5: sun and I fell asleep and the sun was like
Speaker 5: come on, man, you know I didn't do that to you.
Speaker 5: You you if that's the key to that game trying
Speaker 5: to lose, show.
Speaker 1: Me the receipts, Show me the receipts. You better look
Speaker 1: like a fucking the whole his has better be white.
Speaker 1: Then the part that he fell asleep exposed to should be,
Speaker 1: but then the whole backside should be a different I
Speaker 1: don't know how it works.
Speaker 3: No, I agree, pull your pull your meat out Alex Rodriguez,
Speaker 3: Let's let's make sure that that you're not lying to
Speaker 3: us that.
Speaker 4: Because you can check. There's no other way to check.
Speaker 1: I mean, I butt, but we can. Yeah, he can
Speaker 1: take his meat out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I want to show you me, Alex Rodriguez.
Speaker 1: Even that's very reasonable. Nah, you guys, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: see me. We already saw. I saw the one celebrity
Speaker 1: meet I need for the whole year. We don't need
Speaker 1: anymore celebrity meet this year. You're talking about Drake's meat.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're I'm talking about Drakes me. I'll
Speaker 1: say this, that was crazy. What an angle, That's all
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 3: It was a wild That's great. It was a wild angle.
Speaker 3: It was a wild choice it truly, it was a
Speaker 3: wild piece. Everything about the video was shocking.
Speaker 1: Left it Yeah, and the most Drake fashion. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: didn't take a picture. He took a video. He took a.
Speaker 3: Video and the angle can only be described as a
Speaker 3: gooch centered.
Speaker 1: Uh it was.
Speaker 3: It was. It was a wide angle, goot centered shot.
Speaker 3: It was in where he was beating his meat and
Speaker 3: but he had his shirt on, uh, no pants, just
Speaker 3: a shirt and goots and then his it was so
Speaker 3: large that it was it was flapping around as he
Speaker 3: was jerking it, and and it's sort of like had
Speaker 3: a windshield wiper effect to it.
Speaker 1: It was a wild video. It sucked.
Speaker 5: Even you know, the drop of it was at this moment,
Speaker 5: I need that drop right now.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's what I don't have that I have this.
Speaker 3: There was doo too, feces thrown all over the walls,
Speaker 3: the floor, the ceiling, and a stunk. This is a
Speaker 3: this is I want to tell you that this is
Speaker 3: a unusual start for us, Jeff, but this is generally
Speaker 3: how the podcast works. We usually start with a little
Speaker 3: bit of meat talk, I take it back, and then
Speaker 3: we get into our real conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4: He goes straight to the meat. Straight to the meat.
Speaker 3: First, you came with the conspiracy theories that I'm really
Speaker 3: excited about. We don't get to talk about aliens enough
Speaker 3: on the podcast, I think. But you said, my mama
Speaker 3: told me aliens are real, but they live in the ocean,
Speaker 3: not in the sky. Tell us everything, you know.
Speaker 4: First of all, we keep going outward when we need
Speaker 4: to go in. The aliens been here the whole time.
Speaker 5: First of all, there's parts of the ocean that we
Speaker 5: still have yet to discover, right, like pressure will kill
Speaker 5: us before like you saw them the merch white men
Speaker 5: tried to figure it out.
Speaker 4: They tried to do They weren't looking for the Titanic.
Speaker 5: They were looking for aliens and them aliens said not today,
Speaker 5: not on my watch, is what the alien said.
Speaker 4: But I think that is.
Speaker 1: What I think.
Speaker 5: Like every time you see like movies and they draw aliens,
Speaker 5: don't they kind of look like octopus and like creatures
Speaker 5: from down below. Like I'm sure there's there's creatures that
Speaker 5: we still haven't seen yet. But we still want to
Speaker 5: go to space. And I know the aliens are lasting.
Speaker 5: It's like going out there. They're going further away.
Speaker 4: We're not. We're not even over there.
Speaker 5: There's no I think life is in the ocean under
Speaker 5: the scene, and I think Atlantis and all that.
Speaker 4: Is where the real aliens are.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I tend to agree with you. I do think that
Speaker 3: I think this is fairly common sort of knowledge. But
Speaker 3: they say that we've discovered more about outer space and
Speaker 3: we have about our own oceans, and the logic there
Speaker 3: feels somewhat impossible if it were not for the fact that, like, Yo,
Speaker 3: there's a bunch of shit down there that we're not
Speaker 3: get ready to deal with.
Speaker 1: You know, it's mostly that the Earth is mostly down there.
Speaker 5: Honestly, if you think about it, it's like where where
Speaker 5: do you train for space?
Speaker 4: They use water to figure it out? Right, It's like
Speaker 4: we've been going about it the wrong way. It's like
Speaker 4: the J.
Speaker 5: Cole line. You know, the good news is you came
Speaker 5: a long way. The bad news is you went the
Speaker 5: wrong way. And that's what we do when we go
Speaker 5: to space. Every time we should have been going in
Speaker 5: the water.
Speaker 1: That's true. I'm I'm on the border for this completely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this feels right to me, And I do think
Speaker 3: in general, even our most imaginative like representation into what
Speaker 3: outer space creatures, fucking aliens look like, to your point,
Speaker 3: they're never nearly as crazy as a fucking thing that
Speaker 3: we've pulled from the ocean. Like I remember a few
Speaker 3: years ago when we found out about that goblin shark. Y'all,
Speaker 3: remember the goblin shark. Never forget Yeah that one that
Speaker 3: could Yeah it can. So it's a shark, right, but
Speaker 3: then it can shoot its mouth out of its fucking
Speaker 3: head to like grab things like a gripper or some ship.
Speaker 3: It will just like shoot its mouth out and pull
Speaker 3: things back in. And it's a deep sea evil looking
Speaker 3: devil shark.
Speaker 1: It's terrible or like even like the ship we know about, Like,
Speaker 1: didn't they just find the first baby great white shark?
Speaker 1: The whole time known about great white sharks, they just
Speaker 1: found the baby just now there's too much going on
Speaker 1: down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, much going on down for.
Speaker 5: It's out under the seat, I think, uh, Like I
Speaker 5: feel like Anime is ahead of his time.
Speaker 4: Like I don't know if you guys ever seen one
Speaker 4: piece people people?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, sure, real.
Speaker 4: They come up like this monster and all that. That's
Speaker 4: real that Like I'm just saying.
Speaker 5: I don't want to make it too hot because I
Speaker 5: don't want no U, no Atlantean to pop up on me.
Speaker 4: But but yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think I think the term is atli.
Speaker 3: Damn, damn, damn, damn the uh. I do think there
Speaker 3: is so much undiscovered down there, and it does feel
Speaker 3: like I do you all. I'm sure you both have
Speaker 3: seen clover Field, the film clover Field, and I remember
Speaker 3: Oridge in the original version of it, or at least
Speaker 3: in my first interpretation of it. I thought that that
Speaker 3: film was about a person or or rather an a
Speaker 3: in from outer space. But as I've come to discover,
Speaker 3: especially when they show it at the end, it actually
Speaker 3: was an alien from underwater. Like that was the claim
Speaker 3: for the Monster from Cloverfield, that it had come from
Speaker 3: beneath the sea, not falling from the sky. Also Gozilla, Gozilla, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he'd just be down there.
Speaker 1: Resting, cause it's like the nature of down there is
Speaker 1: the exact opposite.
Speaker 6: In portals and ship in portals o. Even the he
Speaker 6: was in a portal, like I think.
Speaker 4: The seed is like, it's like, what's that one movie
Speaker 4: with it?
Speaker 5: Even though it wasn't about it, but it elbow so
Speaker 5: handsome that was like, hey, put him on the cover
Speaker 5: Pacific Pacific.
Speaker 4: Pacific is barely the main character.
Speaker 5: But they was like, god, damn it, he looked good.
Speaker 5: You know what this movie is technically about it. But anyways,
Speaker 5: if you think about it, all of.
Speaker 3: Us doesn't have an adopted Asian child in that film.
Speaker 4: He does he does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like that movie ain't the first diverse movie we've seen.
Speaker 5: That's like that was like all around diversity. They said
Speaker 5: it might need to be science fiction for it to
Speaker 5: be true, but we got a white male lead. It's
Speaker 5: just eubble on the side, steal in the light of
Speaker 5: Asian daughter and got it like creatures from the Abyss
Speaker 5: and tawda.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I don't want to sidetrack it's too much.
Speaker 1: But if you're talking about groups that don't interact often,
Speaker 1: black man Asian child probably the least interactive group ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't think there's ever been a black
Speaker 3: man on this earth who's adopted an Asian baby.
Speaker 4: What have you not seen The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy?
Speaker 4: That movie was.
Speaker 1: Pink okay, if that is one very specific enough? He
Speaker 1: got me.
Speaker 3: Touche.
Speaker 1: I thought I was making a great point. I completely
Speaker 1: forgot about quite possibly the worst Eddy Murphy movie there is.
Speaker 4: I loved it.
Speaker 5: He ran around with a little with a little avatar
Speaker 5: and they tried to save the word.
Speaker 4: That boy was the avatar. That was Jeff the Golden Child.
Speaker 3: Let's let me ask you this question. You are clearly
Speaker 3: a firm believer that these aliens are popping up from
Speaker 3: the ocean, not from out of space. Where did this
Speaker 3: come from? For you? Was this something of your own cooking?
Speaker 3: Or is this something that someone in your life introduced
Speaker 3: and then you ran with it.
Speaker 5: So me and my friend Karen, who is also a
Speaker 5: writer performer, she was on The Amber Show, and I
Speaker 5: was like, man, if aliens exist, they better not come
Speaker 5: to me first because I'm I'm snitching.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna like what I got to say, you know.
Speaker 5: And then uh, we were like, I mean, what they come.
Speaker 4: From out of space? That'd be scary. Like what's the
Speaker 4: craziest place they could come from? And it's like there.
Speaker 5: Was the movie with Tom Cruise and they just kept
Speaker 5: coming from the ground and like and kept hitting it.
Speaker 4: We were like, yo, they.
Speaker 5: Probably are already here of the ground. And it's like,
Speaker 5: when you think about it, we're seventy percent water. Now
Speaker 5: when I go into the facts, it makes it sound legit.
Speaker 5: So this is just a theory. By the way, I
Speaker 5: don't I've reserved the right to not get killed by
Speaker 5: these alias because.
Speaker 1: Whoa, we don't.
Speaker 3: We don't second guess ourselves on this show.
Speaker 1: No, No, we just we mostly talked from the heart.
Speaker 1: It's not really a fact based podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, leaving the caveat out there, but they so like
Speaker 5: we're seventy percent water. It means water is such a
Speaker 5: big part of who we are. But yet we only
Speaker 5: know so much of the ocean, which is most of
Speaker 5: what the world is, right, So it would only naturally
Speaker 5: be right. And I think humans are so arrogant, we
Speaker 5: would honestly think we're the only people here smart enough
Speaker 5: to be cognizant of being here.
Speaker 4: Right. So I feel like.
Speaker 5: Aliens are like, you know what, let them have their
Speaker 5: little twenty percent of earth, will keep the eighty percent.
Speaker 5: They'll think that's the whole thing because they dumb, and
Speaker 5: we'll just have fun underwater.
Speaker 4: Can they breathe underwater? And they're like, no, I bet
Speaker 4: we're good.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: And I feel like that's what aliens were thinking. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most of us can't dive more than like three meters.
Speaker 3: Oh man, we truly can't get down there at all.
Speaker 1: Facts. I mean, to quote a famous historian, it is
Speaker 1: much better down where its weather.
Speaker 5: Who's that that.
Speaker 4: Trying?
Speaker 3: He was trying to tell that little girl not to
Speaker 3: sell out her entire race, which is all that film
Speaker 3: is about, by the way, it's about it.
Speaker 1: She ultimately did a coon.
Speaker 3: Ass fish lady who refused to stay loyal to her family.
Speaker 3: She was willing to sell out her father and her
Speaker 3: sisters to suck a dick above the ocean. And she
Speaker 3: did a white dick and she did. Wow, she picked
Speaker 3: the richest dick there was. Though she got good taste,
Speaker 3: she got expensive taste. The riches. No, fuck that the
Speaker 3: richest dick in that neighborhood. Prince Eric would he probably
Speaker 3: wasn't even like you know what I mean, he ain't
Speaker 3: a one percent or he's just like rich and who's
Speaker 3: staying or whatever he's.
Speaker 1: In charge of, you know what I mean. He's like
Speaker 1: a duke.
Speaker 3: He's not like that. She did.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's the whole premise of the film. And you're supposed
Speaker 3: to sympathize with her the whole time, seventy of the world.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy. I never thought about the power that
Speaker 1: she was giving up. That is that is damn. You
Speaker 1: really got me on that one. So you're you're no
Speaker 1: little mermaid in your house? Huh.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, the reason I know it so well is because
Speaker 3: it is constantly in my house. I'd be watching like,
Speaker 3: this bitch is the fucking devil, ungrateful. Only the was
Speaker 3: be like maybe come saying come be with your family
Speaker 3: and she was like, I need forks, I need zigamabobs
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 4: Her dad was trying to show her how cool the
Speaker 4: ocean was, and she was the whole.
Speaker 5: Time, I want to go where the people are. And
Speaker 5: it's like, no, look look what we got here. You
Speaker 5: got seventeen different sisters. That's a good different species. Because
Speaker 5: because the king was getting around, he was outside like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had to hit the whole.
Speaker 4: We had everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lobsters down here playing steel drums, bro caribbean bro
Speaker 1: a lobster. After the concert, we eat them niggas.
Speaker 3: They were having such a good time.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's a little aeros of coon and I I stand
Speaker 3: behind that.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, old man.
Speaker 1: So baby damn, that's all right.
Speaker 3: Well we need to take a break. We're gonna come
Speaker 3: back with more, Jeff right and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me.
Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.
Speaker 3: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling
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Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy.
Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
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Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has
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Speaker 5: Would you say that you're.
Speaker 4: Racist, not at all.
Speaker 1: No, Look, I'm a dog. He's as black as can be.
Speaker 1: We are back with Jeff Right and we are talking
Speaker 1: about the possibility. I think that at this point we've
Speaker 1: come around to the fact that it's pretty much a
Speaker 1: certainty the aliens do not, in fact come from outer space.
Speaker 1: They come from the ocean itself. Let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Here's here's one thing I have to say about this,
Speaker 1: aliens in the ocean. If they're aliens in the ocean,
Speaker 1: haven't they've probably just been here longer than we have.
Speaker 1: Are they the aliens anymore? Depending on the time they've
Speaker 1: been down there.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you're doing a little bit of that. American
Speaker 3: versus Native American situation.
Speaker 5: That's what that's what you're doing right now, playing with
Speaker 5: the alien right right now.
Speaker 4: You you you're making.
Speaker 5: Us sound illegal right now is what you're doing as Americans.
Speaker 4: That's what you're doing. Get it off of America as people.
Speaker 4: This land sounds like that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I think if there's the Maya's capitalized lower kids, I
Speaker 1: really struggle to think that they meant they meant that
Speaker 1: was an even share when they wrote that song. I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this land, Your land was purchased by my people for
Speaker 1: fifty cents how much you to purchase twelve dollars and
Speaker 1: some beats.
Speaker 3: We gave you corn, you taught us to make and
Speaker 3: took everything from you.
Speaker 1: Anyways, what I'm saying is who it just speaks if
Speaker 1: they're down there going crazy and they've been down there forever,
Speaker 1: who's you? You know what I mean? Like, I like
Speaker 1: the idea that they're like, we don't even give it,
Speaker 1: although we are fucking up the ocean. So at some
Speaker 1: point they would have to come out and be like, hey.
Speaker 5: Man, but that's how that's how I and in depth
Speaker 5: the ocean is you only fucking up two percent of it,
Speaker 5: which only affects y'all. Percent is not like we don't
Speaker 5: even know y'all. Honestly, we honestly alien is probably in
Speaker 5: the ocean, Like y'all smell something, Yeah, every time I
Speaker 5: go to.
Speaker 4: The roof and smell like something. But yeah, we're straight.
Speaker 5: Down here, fucking up we're doing you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: all smell.
Speaker 3: Something, which I think it's kind of nice right that
Speaker 3: they're like, yo, you could do whatever you want up top.
Speaker 3: Y'all can all like extinguish yourselves, uh, in a burning
Speaker 3: fucking fire, and we're still gonna be down here chilling.
Speaker 3: I hope that that is true. I hope that they're
Speaker 3: they're truly down there having a good time as we burn,
Speaker 3: burn to fucking hell.
Speaker 1: I mean, it makes sense with the amount of space,
Speaker 1: it is, like, yeah, why would they worry about what
Speaker 1: we're doing. Listen, given us I'm laying, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck about what birds are doing.
Speaker 3: That's real at all. Yeah, No, I'm not checking in.
Speaker 5: And bird bird birds be talking about us. They'd be like,
Speaker 5: hold on, y'all, y'all need to get on something to
Speaker 5: get around y'all gotta y'all, y'all can't.
Speaker 4: Just move y'all bodies by yourself, Like.
Speaker 1: Wow, made a fake, fake metal one of them.
Speaker 4: It don't even do this, Like what are y'all doing? Flat?
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't flap, it just falls slowly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our bodies are work. I went to the National
Speaker 1: History Museum and I was looking at all the bones
Speaker 1: yesterday and I was like, man, what is this?
Speaker 3: This is what I got? Yeah, that's sad. When you
Speaker 3: really break it all down, when you.
Speaker 1: Look at the bone structure, it's like, what was this
Speaker 1: supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Olivia did a little bit of help in sending us
Speaker 3: a few articles and videos. The videos we can't watch
Speaker 3: on account of the circumstances we're in, but video of
Speaker 3: the articles that she sent us talk a little bit
Speaker 3: about what you're you're suggesting here. Jeff It says that
Speaker 3: in a recent study, scientist from the Natural History Museum
Speaker 3: in London discovered more than five thousand new, weird and
Speaker 3: wonderful creatures living on the seabed in the Clipperton Zone
Speaker 3: of the Pacific Ocean. That's five thousand new species alone
Speaker 3: in just that section of the ocean, many of which
Speaker 3: are fucking as odd as they sound. There's there's weird.
Speaker 5: There's a wild take that I just thought of right now,
Speaker 5: so it might not be a good take, but I
Speaker 5: think all the fishes and creatures that we see are
Speaker 5: the dumb aliens that the aliens don't want in their
Speaker 5: community anymore, and they're like, you all get to go
Speaker 5: get seen by the people. So all the sharks completely
Speaker 5: off the pus. Like, I'm from Florida, so I would
Speaker 5: have used a certain word, but I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 5: But those are all the fishes that are sent to
Speaker 5: the to the surface level where we could see them,
Speaker 5: and then they got like all the others figured out
Speaker 5: down there.
Speaker 3: I didn't figure it out, but I think if you
Speaker 3: think hard enough about it, it's a word for designating
Speaker 3: people we think lowly of.
Speaker 1: I guess, oh, there's two types, so okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, which is.
Speaker 1: I get. I do get that though, And then we're
Speaker 1: like enamored with the ones where we're like, oh, the
Speaker 1: beautiful whale songs they communicate, and the aliens are like
Speaker 1: those ones can't even talk.
Speaker 3: We don't even know what they're saying.
Speaker 1: The songs are off beat. Yeah, of course you found them.
Speaker 1: They're fucking dumb, big and flow like we.
Speaker 3: Got we got dolphin Usher down here? What are you
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 1: Serious?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful song. Dolphin Usher is making hit after hit.
Speaker 1: After it.
Speaker 3: And y'all are y'all are going crazy for squeak squeak squeak,
Speaker 3: you fucking idiots.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 1: Uncer does come up a lot on this.
Speaker 3: Podcast, does come up that lady was right about us,
Speaker 3: but are still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got toughing usher, Yo. That's crazy because that
Speaker 1: makes me think, like that makes that I love the
Speaker 1: idea that there's just this whole world of possibility. We
Speaker 1: don't even know how great it is down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that we're really I think, to Jeff's point,
Speaker 3: we really are dropping the ball when we celebrate sort
Speaker 3: of like these minimal discovery that we're eating.
Speaker 5: But if you think about the fish that we eat,
Speaker 5: we eat and the leftover dumb fish and like the
Speaker 5: good delectable, like delectable.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the word I'm trying to say,
Speaker 4: but anyways.
Speaker 3: The good that's the word.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, it's okay. Cool.
Speaker 5: Well, that fish is deep in the sea that we
Speaker 5: I mean, that fish will melt in your mouth.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, we eat in the.
Speaker 5: Dumbest uh fish that's at the surface that we can see.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now we're truly we're scraping the bottom of the
Speaker 3: barrel in the truest sense of the word.
Speaker 1: And there's shrimp that's like eating mosquitoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look look at this. Look at this one. It
Speaker 3: ships up its back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we're up there. They're up charging for bugs,
Speaker 1: these fucking idiots. I love shrimp, and I love.
Speaker 3: Shrimp, but I it's it's the seafood I love the most.
Speaker 5: But no, yeah, but shrimp is like the lowest, the
Speaker 5: lowest level of fish.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 5: It's like it's I don't even think fish respect triump.
Speaker 5: They're like, yo, y'all to.
Speaker 4: That class fish. Shrimp is the worst class of that class.
Speaker 1: I mean, but they're all trash, right, all show fish
Speaker 1: is trash, crabs, trash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was slave food, man, it was the lowest. Look, man,
Speaker 3: I don't make the rules. White people. White people were like,
Speaker 3: we get this to the people we hate the most.
Speaker 3: And then suddenly that changed.
Speaker 1: Man, could you imagine those days? Though You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm locked up, but I.
Speaker 3: Mean I think they were doing fucked up things though,
Speaker 3: because like I think back then they weren't even letting
Speaker 3: you like boil the lobster. I think you just had
Speaker 3: to like smash it on the rock and like drink
Speaker 3: it wet or whatever the fuck is in there when
Speaker 3: it ain't, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Put it in a castle roll or some nasty shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they weren't getting to like eat lobster the
Speaker 3: way it's supposed to be eating. That's fair, let's be clear.
Speaker 3: Not like Mississippi slaves. They weren't eating lobster during triump.
Speaker 3: I mean, like back when white people were enslaving Australians
Speaker 3: and ship they were fucking they made them eat lobster
Speaker 3: as like prison food.
Speaker 1: Wait, Australians were slaves, honestly, kind of makes sense.
Speaker 3: Australian the the continent of Australia was a prison. Originally,
Speaker 3: it was where Europeans sent their like, uh, their their
Speaker 3: low lives and fucking scumbags to like serve. And then
Speaker 3: eventually people were just like, all right, well we could
Speaker 3: at least build like a a bar or something here,
Speaker 3: and then I mean, Australia also has natives.
Speaker 1: Though you're forgetting, you're forgetting about all the Black Fellers.
Speaker 4: And they were slaves in Africa too, like everybody has.
Speaker 1: We do not discuss that on this podcast.
Speaker 3: That's a nasty theory or spread.
Speaker 1: That does not that's not we don't talk about that part.
Speaker 3: Not a theory, a nasty thing you're making up there, Jeff.
Speaker 4: We we just may have not done it to the
Speaker 4: peak of what the potential of.
Speaker 1: It was a complicated system. No, that's all I got.
Speaker 3: It is my favorite thing about talking to like niggas
Speaker 3: in the barbershop, where they'll be like, we was kings,
Speaker 3: we invented math, we did blah blah blah, and like
Speaker 3: I think we invented slavery too, and they're like, no, no, no, no, what.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about?
Speaker 7: The Dutch?
Speaker 1: It was the Dutch.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: A Dutch. Everybody slaved a little bit.
Speaker 3: Everybody was slave crazy.
Speaker 1: Everybody was slaving a little bit crazy.
Speaker 4: Statement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know where we go from here.
Speaker 3: I don't either. I think maybe press a button so
Speaker 3: we can get a full resetience.
Speaker 1: My man's supposed to schmeet his meat with this shit. Bro,
Speaker 1: What the fuck I forgot? How that was? What that drop?
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Speaker 3: Jeff, We let me ask you this. You seem to
Speaker 3: genuinely believe that the aliens are coming from from beneath us,
Speaker 3: not above us. Are you then suggesting that aliens do
Speaker 3: not exist above us, that there is nothing coming from
Speaker 3: outer space? Were you saying that the primary sort of
Speaker 3: alien threat, it's not a threat, but but primary alien
Speaker 3: source is below us.
Speaker 4: That's a hmmm, I asked a hard hitting think. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: this is right up there with who you won't vote for.
Speaker 4: To me, honestly, this is very hard for me, very hard,
Speaker 4: very hard.
Speaker 5: I feel like they've both got bad people and good
Speaker 5: people on both sides.
Speaker 4: I want to.
Speaker 5: Say, I want to say, no, there's nothing in outer space.
Speaker 5: I just but there's also like so many galaxies and
Speaker 5: universes out there that I choose. I want to believe
Speaker 5: there's a different version of Earth there. But at the
Speaker 5: same time, I don't know how the black hole works,
Speaker 5: and like portals work, and like I don't even think
Speaker 5: we've come up with the words for what things are.
Speaker 5: I feel like aliens look at us and go, y'all
Speaker 5: named it that. That's lazy, like a black hole. It's like, bro,
Speaker 5: it's like it absorbs light. Why would you just call
Speaker 5: it a black hole? It's so remedial. And we just went, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's black and a hole, so that's what we called it.
Speaker 5: But I think that said, to answer your question, yes,
Speaker 5: but less likely than in the inside.
Speaker 3: If I were to extrapolate a little bit, it sounds
Speaker 3: like you're saying we're too dumb to know anything about
Speaker 3: where a lot of this stuff is coming from, and
Speaker 3: maybe it's all connected and the above and the below.
Speaker 3: It's sort of like a seamless thing that we've somehow
Speaker 3: separated just because our little brains can't manage it well
Speaker 3: enough to handle.
Speaker 5: Liasan, I think I need you to summarize everything I
Speaker 5: say all the time, because that's exactly what I've been
Speaker 5: trying to say up, down, left, right. It doesn't mean
Speaker 5: that what we think it means. We just so dumb
Speaker 5: that we got to see it to believe it.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, honestly, what is G force? Because that's what
Speaker 5: we need to get a plane off the ground.
Speaker 1: What is five G?
Speaker 4: Come on, fier fiver, what is that? You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the internet works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think very few of us do. When when
Speaker 3: we have a bad connection, our first instinct is us
Speaker 3: to start over.
Speaker 4: That's not so I can hear you just fine now,
Speaker 4: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: You are coming in crystal clear right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this episode has been a real challenge, But here
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 8: Chris the five G. Thank you five G. I have
Speaker 8: blessed start over.
Speaker 1: Come on, praise five G. Through whom all blessings glow.
Speaker 4: Won't won't do it, won't do it.
Speaker 3: I think we just found the name of the episode.
Speaker 1: I think there has to be. I don't trust six
Speaker 1: G though.
Speaker 3: No, six G.
Speaker 4: Come on, that's when it went too far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I kept out in five.
Speaker 3: What are you crazy? Scam six killed my grandmother?
Speaker 4: Light your pocket on fire?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have your head explode like se Lo in
Speaker 3: that video. And we hope Selo is doing fine.
Speaker 4: We do know he was at he was at the
Speaker 4: super Bowl.
Speaker 3: No, that was Germaine Duprie and that, and you're doing
Speaker 3: a nasty little thing to poor Jermaine. They can't pull
Speaker 3: let's be clear, they can't pull se Loo back out
Speaker 3: because is a semi convicted sex offender. At this point,
Speaker 3: he's he's not a good man. I think we all
Speaker 3: have to Yeah. I think Mystical maybe is more criminal
Speaker 3: than se Loo. But I think they're near. I think
Speaker 3: they're in a nice little tight race of who can
Speaker 3: hurt women more Mystical. That guy who wouldn't stop yelling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we would have thought the guy who wanted to
Speaker 4: fight a bear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy with that song. It ain't my fault.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought he wasn't big on accountability.
Speaker 1: Man, I hope this podcast never blows up because we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to be accountable to a lot of people.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 3: I think about that all the time, Like we don't
Speaker 3: we don't even kind of be careful with this shiit yo.
Speaker 1: We're just always saying names.
Speaker 5: That's why I don't talk about Tyler Perry because that's
Speaker 5: too close to my world.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean. But that's fine, that's cool,
Speaker 4: that's fine.
Speaker 1: Like, what is he gonna do until they invite you
Speaker 1: to the BET Awards twenty thirty?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I really, I truly do believe at some point I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come in contact with Terry Crews. Do you take that?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to take that.
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 4: hold on, we're here. Now, what'd you say about Terry
Speaker 4: crew A lot.
Speaker 1: Of off, a lot of stuff, and I feel it,
Speaker 1: But like I also beat my man, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a bad day. Just don't share the TMZ article, y'all. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop to all fours and launch you off
Speaker 1: my back and then you come at him.
Speaker 4: If he still comes out undefeated. That autist that's the
Speaker 4: man right there. Yeah, if y'all fight Terry Crews, y'all
Speaker 4: get a.
Speaker 5: Solid Come on now, y'all get a solid one of
Speaker 5: those I got, y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're brothers alone.
Speaker 4: That's why people watching. That's all the best I can do.
Speaker 1: Leave those little guys alone and honestly be like, yeah, honestly.
Speaker 7: Me and then justice anywhere, justice everywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm a pepper spray. I'm like, I'm a single mom.
Speaker 5: The weapon's coming from. He's so quickly becomes like a
Speaker 5: family guy fight. It becomes a family guy fight.
Speaker 4: Pull it out.
Speaker 3: I'm pulling out whatever I can against Terry Crews. All
Speaker 3: them show muscles.
Speaker 1: They're tell I'm going to bite him, yeah, because you
Speaker 1: know it's cardios probably up to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need a rhino tranquilizer to put that down,
Speaker 3: and I don't. I don't got time for that. So
Speaker 3: we're doing some weird ship all right.
Speaker 5: Well, we think that we got to get to the
Speaker 5: crux of this vision. I think I think I could
Speaker 5: smooth all this. I think I could fix Really.
Speaker 3: You think you think you could? You think you could
Speaker 3: j prince this Terry Crews beef between us between Okay, if.
Speaker 1: You think, I'm willing to have a sit down.
Speaker 4: But what about this?
Speaker 5: Granted we don't know about the paying it forward aspect
Speaker 5: of it, but what about playing the game?
Speaker 4: What do you what? What much of that do you
Speaker 4: lend to people?
Speaker 1: Bro, you're talking to the worst game player ever. I
Speaker 1: live in Denver, doctor. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We do this on Zoom because he's not available.
Speaker 1: I'm track the game.
Speaker 4: I'm not like Denver. You're not playing the game the
Speaker 4: right way. Brother.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not like a noted industry. I'm barely
Speaker 1: hanging on to be honest. Yea, they got this ran?
Speaker 4: Are you from Denver originally?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: I ain't know they had, you know, I was just
Speaker 5: I was. I was in Colorado, but I ain't seen no.
Speaker 4: Other black people in over there.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I went. I had to go to snow Mask.
Speaker 4: Snow Mask, Colorado where we're at. Yeah. No, it was
Speaker 4: a lot of rich white people.
Speaker 1: Though, were you no?
Speaker 4: Not what happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah? For New Years up in the mountains.
Speaker 4: I wasn't know.
Speaker 5: I was there like a couple of weeks ago for
Speaker 5: just random white people. I just had to perform a show,
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 4: You existed out there. Then that's crazy.
Speaker 5: I think at some point you gotta be there though,
Speaker 5: because you got to help out our population.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, You gotta help our numbers.
Speaker 1: I mean I was in la and then I thought
Speaker 1: that the world wasn't going to come back from the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Was that a bad estimation on my part? Yes? It
Speaker 1: was yeah, yeah, yeah, bet big too, bet it all,
Speaker 1: bet it all. Listen, wait, we're coming back from my man.
Speaker 3: Packed up his boxes March twenty first.
Speaker 1: It was like, this is not where I'm going to
Speaker 1: spend the end of the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean, we gotta wipe off our groceries, come out.
Speaker 1: I'm going home.
Speaker 3: Where are bath Yeah?
Speaker 5: But when I tell you I experienced COVID and Florida,
Speaker 5: I knew he was coming back.
Speaker 4: I said, these people didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never left.
Speaker 3: Y'all didn't change up a thing. Y'all are like.
Speaker 4: Florida.
Speaker 5: Somehow, Florida is the future of America. If you want
Speaker 5: to know what's going to happen to America later, look
Speaker 5: at Florida, because we are the America. So you got
Speaker 5: Disney which is the mirage. That's what the American dream is.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: Then you got the Swamp, that's the true America, but
Speaker 5: no one really pays attention until some news comes out.
Speaker 5: Then you got Miami. That's like the LA and the
Speaker 5: New York of it. All the distractions just kind of
Speaker 5: similar to Disney. But every time the story comes out
Speaker 5: with guns or backyards and stuff like that, that's what's
Speaker 5: slowly happening to America.
Speaker 4: Florida's ahead of his time.
Speaker 1: I'll take that.
Speaker 4: The one freaks out over.
Speaker 1: It, I'll take that. I'll take that. I think that's
Speaker 1: very reasonable.
Speaker 3: That does. That makes a lot of sense. Florida is
Speaker 3: more an ugly reflection of our own truth than it
Speaker 3: is a a dystopian hellscape that we try to pretend
Speaker 3: it is. We always feel like, man, Florida, they are
Speaker 3: so fucking nuts down there. It's like, no, we're nuts.
Speaker 3: They're just doing exactly who we actually are.
Speaker 1: Also, have you been there? It's fun.
Speaker 3: It's really fun.
Speaker 4: Fun.
Speaker 1: It's so fun there. I've never had a bad time,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 8: Dunk drunk as I've ever been in my life. Florida,
Speaker 8: Oh my god. I think there's like a color spectrum.
Speaker 8: There's like different shades of white that you can only
Speaker 8: see in Miami. It's like I've become a different person.
Speaker 1: Then, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Got every you got every every rod there, you got.
Speaker 1: Every rod to zero, you got them all.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well I think we did it. I'm not
Speaker 3: even sure that we we still remember what this episode
Speaker 3: was about anymore, but but we certain we have covered
Speaker 3: We've covered all of it, the aliens, the A Rods,
Speaker 3: the Z Rods, and everything in between. Jeff, could you
Speaker 3: tell the people where they can find you on what
Speaker 3: cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 4: Jeff?
Speaker 5: Right now, right now, I'm working on a special a project.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't want to speak on it too much because
Speaker 5: you know, I believe in the whole you speak on
Speaker 5: it before it happens, then it doesn't happen. But right
Speaker 5: now I got bad in the works. But most more
Speaker 5: than anything, working on late night doing stand up, you know, TikTok,
Speaker 5: and every now and then, when when I feel like it,
Speaker 5: I shout out to the people that will be on
Speaker 5: TikTok because I am so sparingly of a poster.
Speaker 4: And I appreciate them. I appreciate it for it.
Speaker 6: You know, but uh, yeah, you know, following me.
Speaker 4: On Jeff right now, because I don't know. If I'm
Speaker 4: a never man, it was morbid, that will be morbid.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 7: Say that?
Speaker 4: Can you say that? If I do that, it was
Speaker 4: Tyler Perry?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay? And if he runs down on you, Langston
Speaker 1: will fight with.
Speaker 3: You, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't fight billionaires.
Speaker 4: Where we go.
Speaker 3: You will fight Terry crews, but not. I can't billionaires
Speaker 3: would they got lasers? They got lasers and ship don't.
Speaker 3: I guess Terry cruise will just be Tyler Perry.
Speaker 4: How much money before you tap out? Is it billions?
Speaker 3: For sure?
Speaker 4: Seven?
Speaker 3: Tyler Perry can have me killed in my sleep with
Speaker 3: no evidence left behind.
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't fight that. Yeah, that's Tyler smoke too.
Speaker 5: As far as I'm concerned, him writing, directing, producing, all
Speaker 5: that stuff is adam generational talent.
Speaker 3: I don't care for his work at all, but I'm
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's dog shit, and I
Speaker 3: think he's abusing the fuck out of the people of
Speaker 3: Atlanta that said, hey, I keep my hands up in
Speaker 3: the air when the nigga walk in the room because
Speaker 3: because I don't want to do I think he is
Speaker 3: manipulating generation after generation of poor black person into buying
Speaker 3: into a god awful representation of who we are. That said,
Speaker 3: he walks into the room, and I bow my head
Speaker 3: the way the rest.
Speaker 1: Of us do. I sort of God, We're never gonna
Speaker 1: work again when this ship blows up. Bron we backed
Speaker 1: ourselves into a corner.
Speaker 3: Dad, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 4: I said all this before I got put on.
Speaker 5: I reserved the right to change my mind about all
Speaker 5: these views.
Speaker 4: And you know what, sometimes I say things that I
Speaker 4: don't mean.
Speaker 3: Boy, you want to tell the people where they can
Speaker 3: find you.
Speaker 1: Apparently you can find me in Florida. It's the only
Speaker 1: state that will have me. I've ruined my entire show
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