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Speaker 4: We gotta try that next time. Next time you get

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Speaker 3: You got to just go up, go up with that line.

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Speaker 1: I used to be. I used to be a teacher.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been.

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Speaker 3: Where the ladies that have you ever been?

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Speaker 4: Chips in your.

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Speaker 2: Bears? Are racist? The foes, the money man turned stuff.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Let me lick you up and

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Speaker 1: down till you say stop. Welcome little Mamas and gentiles

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Alex Rodriguez was,

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Speaker 1: in fact always that color. He was whitefishing us during

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Speaker 1: the baseball Come on, okay, come on, here is black Potskay.

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Speaker 3: This was just he was just doing the white face

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Speaker 1: Come on. He was like, I played for the Yankees.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of Italian guys in the Bronx who

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Speaker 1: it up a couple of ships.

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Speaker 3: Derek Jeters around here running, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Just come on, smashing ladies left and right.

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Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta be lights I this.

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Speaker 3: Is a light skinned brand over here. I gotta give

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Speaker 1: Now he's reached his final old black man form. He

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Speaker 1: there's no time. We don't need that anymore. No, we

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Speaker 3: We're literally putting micro chips in people's brains. But Alex

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Speaker 1: You have to give me a sweet tea and hit

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Speaker 1: me on the blue teoth. I'm black as hell now

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Speaker 1: I'm black.

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Speaker 4: Is that it is? It.

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Speaker 3: I'll say this to his credit, and I I love

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Speaker 3: I will say that it is a It feels like

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Speaker 3: And I'm not mad at that. I'm never mad at

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Speaker 1: I have complicated feelings. Okay, yeah, yeah, let's gets get in.

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Speaker 1: I'm David.

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Speaker 3: I'm like Zink Kerman, and our guest today is a

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Speaker 3: He's great. Give it up for Jeff Wright, everybody. Okay,

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Speaker 3: you're Jeff you're here, give me all, give us all

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Speaker 3: your thoughts on Alex Rodriguez's face he's making to the

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Speaker 4: I don't like the fact that he walked it back.

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Speaker 1: He definitely feels like he's so tan, because there's a

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Speaker 1: I believe it. I'm not gonna say it because I

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Speaker 3: I don't need no special terms.

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Speaker 4: So don't do it all my episode.

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Speaker 1: No, no more racial terms.

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Speaker 3: Let's just keep that for the private jet.

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Speaker 3: Just think that if he were to take pride in

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Speaker 3: It'll say some dumb ship. But it's like, man, you

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Speaker 5: You you if that's the key to that game trying

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Speaker 1: Me the receipts, Show me the receipts. You better look

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Speaker 1: like a fucking the whole his has better be white.

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Speaker 3: No, I agree, pull your pull your meat out Alex Rodriguez,

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Speaker 4: Because you can check. There's no other way to check.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I butt, but we can. Yeah, he can

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I want to show you me, Alex Rodriguez.

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Speaker 1: Even that's very reasonable. Nah, you guys, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're I'm talking about Drakes me. I'll

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Speaker 3: It was a wild That's great. It was a wild angle.

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Speaker 3: It was a wild choice it truly, it was a

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Speaker 1: Left it Yeah, and the most Drake fashion. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: It was a wild video. It sucked.

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Speaker 5: Even you know, the drop of it was at this moment,

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Speaker 1: I mean, here's what I don't have that I have this.

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Speaker 3: There was doo too, feces thrown all over the walls,

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Speaker 3: a unusual start for us, Jeff, but this is generally

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 4: He goes straight to the meat. Straight to the meat.

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Speaker 3: First, you came with the conspiracy theories that I'm really

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Speaker 3: not in the sky. Tell us everything, you know.

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Speaker 4: First of all, we keep going outward when we need

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Speaker 5: First of all, there's parts of the ocean that we

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Speaker 5: us before like you saw them the merch white men

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Speaker 4: They tried to do They weren't looking for the Titanic.

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Speaker 5: They were looking for aliens and them aliens said not today,

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Speaker 4: But I think that is.

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Speaker 5: Like every time you see like movies and they draw aliens,

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Speaker 5: It's like going out there. They're going further away.

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Speaker 4: We're not. We're not even over there.

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Speaker 5: There's no I think life is in the ocean under

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Speaker 4: Is where the real aliens are.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: I tend to agree with you. I do think that

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Speaker 1: You know, it's mostly that the Earth is mostly down there.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, if you think about it, it's like where where

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Speaker 4: They use water to figure it out? Right, It's like

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Speaker 1: That's true. I'm I'm on the border for this completely.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this feels right to me, And I do think

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Like that movie ain't the first diverse movie we've seen.

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Speaker 4: What have you not seen The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy?

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna like what I got to say, you know.

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Speaker 5: And then uh, we were like, I mean, what they come.

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Speaker 4: From out of space? That'd be scary. Like what's the

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Speaker 5: Probably are already here of the ground. And it's like,

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Speaker 5: So this is just a theory. By the way, I

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Speaker 1: Whoa, we don't.

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Speaker 3: We don't second guess ourselves on this show.

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Speaker 5: Aliens are like, you know what, let them have their

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Speaker 4: And I feel like that's what aliens were thinking. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Who's that that.

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Speaker 4: Trying?

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Speaker 3: He was trying to tell that little girl not to

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Speaker 3: she got expensive taste. The riches. No, fuck that the

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Speaker 4: That's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, the reason I know it so well is because

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Speaker 1: Yeah, lobsters down here playing steel drums, bro caribbean bro

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Speaker 3: They were having such a good time.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 3: That's a little aeros of coon and I I stand

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Speaker 4: That's crazy, old man.

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Speaker 1: So baby damn, that's all right.

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Speaker 3: Well we need to take a break. We're gonna come

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Speaker 1: My mama told me.

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Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

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Speaker 3: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to ma

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Speaker 4: So get it.

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Speaker 5: Would you say that you're.

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Speaker 4: Racist, not at all.

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Speaker 1: No, Look, I'm a dog. He's as black as can be.

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Speaker 1: We are back with Jeff Right and we are talking

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Speaker 1: They come from the ocean itself. Let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: Here's here's one thing I have to say about this,

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Speaker 1: Are they the aliens anymore? Depending on the time they've

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you're doing a little bit of that. American

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Speaker 5: That's what that's what you're doing right now, playing with

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Speaker 4: You you you're making.

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Speaker 5: Us sound illegal right now is what you're doing as Americans.

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Speaker 4: That's what you're doing. Get it off of America as people.

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Speaker 3: We gave you corn, you taught us to make and

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Speaker 1: Anyways, what I'm saying is who it just speaks if

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Speaker 1: although we are fucking up the ocean. So at some

447
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 1: point they would have to come out and be like, hey.

448
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 5: Man, but that's how that's how I and in depth

449
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 5: the ocean is you only fucking up two percent of it,

450
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 5: which only affects y'all. Percent is not like we don't

451
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 5: even know y'all. Honestly, we honestly alien is probably in

452
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 5: the ocean, Like y'all smell something, Yeah, every time I

453
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 5: go to.

454
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 4: The roof and smell like something. But yeah, we're straight.

455
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 5: Down here, fucking up we're doing you know what I mean,

456
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 5: all smell.

457
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 3: Something, which I think it's kind of nice right that

458
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 3: they're like, yo, you could do whatever you want up top.

459
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: Y'all can all like extinguish yourselves, uh, in a burning

460
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 3: fucking fire, and we're still gonna be down here chilling.

461
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 3: I hope that that is true. I hope that they're

462
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 3: they're truly down there having a good time as we burn,

463
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 3: burn to fucking hell.

464
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it makes sense with the amount of space,

465
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: it is, like, yeah, why would they worry about what

466
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: we're doing. Listen, given us I'm laying, I don't give

467
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: a fuck about what birds are doing.

468
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 3: That's real at all. Yeah, No, I'm not checking in.

469
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 5: And bird bird birds be talking about us. They'd be like,

470
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 5: hold on, y'all, y'all need to get on something to

471
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 5: get around y'all gotta y'all, y'all can't.

472
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 4: Just move y'all bodies by yourself, Like.

473
00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 1: Wow, made a fake, fake metal one of them.

474
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 4: It don't even do this, Like what are y'all doing? Flat?

475
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't flap, it just falls slowly.

476
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, our bodies are work. I went to the National

477
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: History Museum and I was looking at all the bones

478
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: yesterday and I was like, man, what is this?

479
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 3: This is what I got? Yeah, that's sad. When you

480
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 3: really break it all down, when you.

481
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: Look at the bone structure, it's like, what was this

482
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: supposed to do?

483
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 3: Olivia did a little bit of help in sending us

484
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 3: a few articles and videos. The videos we can't watch

485
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 3: on account of the circumstances we're in, but video of

486
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 3: the articles that she sent us talk a little bit

487
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 3: about what you're you're suggesting here. Jeff It says that

488
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: in a recent study, scientist from the Natural History Museum

489
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,959
Speaker 3: in London discovered more than five thousand new, weird and

490
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 3: wonderful creatures living on the seabed in the Clipperton Zone

491
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 3: of the Pacific Ocean. That's five thousand new species alone

492
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 3: in just that section of the ocean, many of which

493
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: are fucking as odd as they sound. There's there's weird.

494
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 5: There's a wild take that I just thought of right now,

495
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 5: so it might not be a good take, but I

496
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 5: think all the fishes and creatures that we see are

497
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 5: the dumb aliens that the aliens don't want in their

498
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 5: community anymore, and they're like, you all get to go

499
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 5: get seen by the people. So all the sharks completely

500
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 5: off the pus. Like, I'm from Florida, so I would

501
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 5: have used a certain word, but I'm not gonna do it.

502
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 5: But those are all the fishes that are sent to

503
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 5: the to the surface level where we could see them,

504
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 5: and then they got like all the others figured out

505
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 5: down there.

506
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 3: I didn't figure it out, but I think if you

507
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: think hard enough about it, it's a word for designating

508
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: people we think lowly of.

509
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: I guess, oh, there's two types, so okay, yeah.

510
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, which is.

511
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: I get. I do get that though, And then we're

512
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: like enamored with the ones where we're like, oh, the

513
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: beautiful whale songs they communicate, and the aliens are like

514
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: those ones can't even talk.

515
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,679
Speaker 3: We don't even know what they're saying.

516
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: The songs are off beat. Yeah, of course you found them.

517
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: They're fucking dumb, big and flow like we.

518
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: Got we got dolphin Usher down here? What are you

519
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 3: talking about?

520
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: Serious?

521
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

522
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful song. Dolphin Usher is making hit after hit.

523
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: After it.

524
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: And y'all are y'all are going crazy for squeak squeak squeak,

525
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 3: you fucking idiots.

526
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 4: Yo.

527
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: Uncer does come up a lot on this.

528
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: Podcast, does come up that lady was right about us,

529
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 3: but are still.

530
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got toughing usher, Yo. That's crazy because that

531
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: makes me think, like that makes that I love the

532
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: idea that there's just this whole world of possibility. We

533
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: don't even know how great it is down there.

534
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that we're really I think, to Jeff's point,

535
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 3: we really are dropping the ball when we celebrate sort

536
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 3: of like these minimal discovery that we're eating.

537
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 5: But if you think about the fish that we eat,

538
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 5: we eat and the leftover dumb fish and like the

539
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 5: good delectable, like delectable.

540
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the word I'm trying to say,

541
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 4: but anyways.

542
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: The good that's the word.

543
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, it's okay. Cool.

544
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 5: Well, that fish is deep in the sea that we

545
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 5: I mean, that fish will melt in your mouth.

546
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, we eat in the.

547
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 5: Dumbest uh fish that's at the surface that we can see.

548
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 4: Man.

549
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, now we're truly we're scraping the bottom of the

550
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 3: barrel in the truest sense of the word.

551
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: And there's shrimp that's like eating mosquitoes.

552
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, look look at this. Look at this one. It

553
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 3: ships up its back.

554
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we're up there. They're up charging for bugs,

555
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: these fucking idiots. I love shrimp, and I love.

556
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 3: Shrimp, but I it's it's the seafood I love the most.

557
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 5: But no, yeah, but shrimp is like the lowest, the

558
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,959
Speaker 5: lowest level of fish.

559
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: Though.

560
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 5: It's like it's I don't even think fish respect triump.

561
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 5: They're like, yo, y'all to.

562
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 4: That class fish. Shrimp is the worst class of that class.

563
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: I mean, but they're all trash, right, all show fish

564
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: is trash, crabs, trash.

565
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was slave food, man, it was the lowest. Look, man,

566
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 3: I don't make the rules. White people. White people were like,

567
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 3: we get this to the people we hate the most.

568
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 3: And then suddenly that changed.

569
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: Man, could you imagine those days? Though You're like, yeah,

570
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm locked up, but I.

571
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 3: Mean I think they were doing fucked up things though,

572
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 3: because like I think back then they weren't even letting

573
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 3: you like boil the lobster. I think you just had

574
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 3: to like smash it on the rock and like drink

575
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 3: it wet or whatever the fuck is in there when

576
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 3: it ain't, you know what I mean.

577
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: Put it in a castle roll or some nasty shit. Yeah.

578
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 3: I think they weren't getting to like eat lobster the

579
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 3: way it's supposed to be eating. That's fair, let's be clear.

580
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 3: Not like Mississippi slaves. They weren't eating lobster during triump.

581
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 3: I mean, like back when white people were enslaving Australians

582
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 3: and ship they were fucking they made them eat lobster

583
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 3: as like prison food.

584
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: Wait, Australians were slaves, honestly, kind of makes sense.

585
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 3: Australian the the continent of Australia was a prison. Originally,

586
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 3: it was where Europeans sent their like, uh, their their

587
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 3: low lives and fucking scumbags to like serve. And then

588
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 3: eventually people were just like, all right, well we could

589
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 3: at least build like a a bar or something here,

590
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,959
Speaker 3: and then I mean, Australia also has natives.

591
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: Though you're forgetting, you're forgetting about all the Black Fellers.

592
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 4: And they were slaves in Africa too, like everybody has.

593
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: We do not discuss that on this podcast.

594
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 3: That's a nasty theory or spread.

595
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: That does not that's not we don't talk about that part.

596
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 3: Not a theory, a nasty thing you're making up there, Jeff.

597
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 4: We we just may have not done it to the

598
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 4: peak of what the potential of.

599
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: It was a complicated system. No, that's all I got.

600
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 3: It is my favorite thing about talking to like niggas

601
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 3: in the barbershop, where they'll be like, we was kings,

602
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 3: we invented math, we did blah blah blah, and like

603
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 3: I think we invented slavery too, and they're like, no, no, no, no, what.

604
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: Are you talking about?

605
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 7: The Dutch?

606
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: It was the Dutch.

607
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 4: It was.

608
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: A Dutch. Everybody slaved a little bit.

609
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 3: Everybody was slave crazy.

610
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: Everybody was slaving a little bit crazy.

611
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 4: Statement.

612
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know where we go from here.

613
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: I don't either. I think maybe press a button so

614
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 3: we can get a full resetience.

615
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: My man's supposed to schmeet his meat with this shit. Bro,

616
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: What the fuck I forgot? How that was? What that drop?

617
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 3: That's a great reach.

618
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: I think that's good.

619
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

620
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 3: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

621
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 3: and it's it's fucking great. We love it so much.

622
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy.

623
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

624
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

625
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

626
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

627
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

628
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: a coofie on it since my mama told me. And

629
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

630
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: which is who you are.

631
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

632
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 3: mama told me dot merchcentral dot com and we want

633
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 3: you to have all the sweets.

634
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: So get it.

635
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 3: Jeff, We let me ask you this. You seem to

636
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 3: genuinely believe that the aliens are coming from from beneath us,

637
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 3: not above us. Are you then suggesting that aliens do

638
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 3: not exist above us, that there is nothing coming from

639
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: outer space? Were you saying that the primary sort of

640
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 3: alien threat, it's not a threat, but but primary alien

641
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 3: source is below us.

642
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 4: That's a hmmm, I asked a hard hitting think. Yeah, no, no, no,

643
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 4: this is right up there with who you won't vote for.

644
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 4: To me, honestly, this is very hard for me, very hard,

645
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 4: very hard.

646
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 5: I feel like they've both got bad people and good

647
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 5: people on both sides.

648
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 4: I want to.

649
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 5: Say, I want to say, no, there's nothing in outer space.

650
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 5: I just but there's also like so many galaxies and

651
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 5: universes out there that I choose. I want to believe

652
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 5: there's a different version of Earth there. But at the

653
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 5: same time, I don't know how the black hole works,

654
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 5: and like portals work, and like I don't even think

655
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 5: we've come up with the words for what things are.

656
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 5: I feel like aliens look at us and go, y'all

657
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,959
Speaker 5: named it that. That's lazy, like a black hole. It's like, bro,

658
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 5: it's like it absorbs light. Why would you just call

659
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 5: it a black hole? It's so remedial. And we just went, yeah,

660
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 5: it's black and a hole, so that's what we called it.

661
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 5: But I think that said, to answer your question, yes,

662
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 5: but less likely than in the inside.

663
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 3: If I were to extrapolate a little bit, it sounds

664
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: like you're saying we're too dumb to know anything about

665
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 3: where a lot of this stuff is coming from, and

666
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 3: maybe it's all connected and the above and the below.

667
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 3: It's sort of like a seamless thing that we've somehow

668
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 3: separated just because our little brains can't manage it well

669
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 3: enough to handle.

670
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 5: Liasan, I think I need you to summarize everything I

671
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 5: say all the time, because that's exactly what I've been

672
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 5: trying to say up, down, left, right. It doesn't mean

673
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 5: that what we think it means. We just so dumb

674
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 5: that we got to see it to believe it.

675
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

676
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, honestly, what is G force? Because that's what

677
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 5: we need to get a plane off the ground.

678
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: What is five G?

679
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 4: Come on, fier fiver, what is that? You know what

680
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

681
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how the internet works.

682
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:56,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think very few of us do. When when

683
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 3: we have a bad connection, our first instinct is us

684
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 3: to start over.

685
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 4: That's not so I can hear you just fine now,

686
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 4: it's crazy.

687
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: You are coming in crystal clear right now.

688
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, this episode has been a real challenge, But here

689
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 3: you are.

690
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 8: Chris the five G. Thank you five G. I have

691
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 8: blessed start over.

692
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: Come on, praise five G. Through whom all blessings glow.

693
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 4: Won't won't do it, won't do it.

694
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 3: I think we just found the name of the episode.

695
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: I think there has to be. I don't trust six

696
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: G though.

697
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 3: No, six G.

698
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 4: Come on, that's when it went too far.

699
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I kept out in five.

700
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 3: What are you crazy? Scam six killed my grandmother?

701
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 4: Light your pocket on fire?

702
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have your head explode like se Lo in

703
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 3: that video. And we hope Selo is doing fine.

704
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 4: We do know he was at he was at the

705
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 4: super Bowl.

706
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 3: No, that was Germaine Duprie and that, and you're doing

707
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 3: a nasty little thing to poor Jermaine. They can't pull

708
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 3: let's be clear, they can't pull se Loo back out

709
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 3: because is a semi convicted sex offender. At this point,

710
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 3: he's he's not a good man. I think we all

711
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 3: have to Yeah. I think Mystical maybe is more criminal

712
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 3: than se Loo. But I think they're near. I think

713
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 3: they're in a nice little tight race of who can

714
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 3: hurt women more Mystical. That guy who wouldn't stop yelling.

715
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, we would have thought the guy who wanted to

716
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 4: fight a bear.

717
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy with that song. It ain't my fault.

718
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 3: Who would have thought he wasn't big on accountability.

719
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: Man, I hope this podcast never blows up because we're

720
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: gonna have to be accountable to a lot of people.

721
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 4: Bro.

722
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 3: I think about that all the time, Like we don't

723
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 3: we don't even kind of be careful with this shiit yo.

724
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: We're just always saying names.

725
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 5: That's why I don't talk about Tyler Perry because that's

726
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 5: too close to my world.

727
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 4: You know what I mean. But that's fine, that's cool,

728
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,399
Speaker 4: that's fine.

729
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: Like, what is he gonna do until they invite you

730
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: to the BET Awards twenty thirty?

731
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

732
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: I really, I truly do believe at some point I'm

733
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: gonna come in contact with Terry Crews. Do you take that?

734
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to take that.

735
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

736
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,479
Speaker 4: hold on, we're here. Now, what'd you say about Terry

737
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 4: crew A lot.

738
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: Of off, a lot of stuff, and I feel it,

739
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: But like I also beat my man, it's gonna be

740
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: a bad day. Just don't share the TMZ article, y'all. Honestly,

741
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop to all fours and launch you off

742
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: my back and then you come at him.

743
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 4: If he still comes out undefeated. That autist that's the

744
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 4: man right there. Yeah, if y'all fight Terry Crews, y'all

745
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 4: get a.

746
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 5: Solid Come on now, y'all get a solid one of

747
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 5: those I got, y'all.

748
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're brothers alone.

749
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 4: That's why people watching. That's all the best I can do.

750
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: Leave those little guys alone and honestly be like, yeah, honestly.

751
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 7: Me and then justice anywhere, justice everywhere.

752
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm a pepper spray. I'm like, I'm a single mom.

753
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 5: The weapon's coming from. He's so quickly becomes like a

754
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 5: family guy fight. It becomes a family guy fight.

755
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 4: Pull it out.

756
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 3: I'm pulling out whatever I can against Terry Crews. All

757
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 3: them show muscles.

758
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: They're tell I'm going to bite him, yeah, because you

759
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: know it's cardios probably up to.

760
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need a rhino tranquilizer to put that down,

761
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 3: and I don't. I don't got time for that. So

762
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 3: we're doing some weird ship all right.

763
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 5: Well, we think that we got to get to the

764
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 5: crux of this vision. I think I think I could

765
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 5: smooth all this. I think I could fix Really.

766
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 3: You think you think you could? You think you could

767
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:51,479
Speaker 3: j prince this Terry Crews beef between us between Okay, if.

768
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: You think, I'm willing to have a sit down.

769
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 4: But what about this?

770
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 5: Granted we don't know about the paying it forward aspect

771
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 5: of it, but what about playing the game?

772
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 4: What do you what? What much of that do you

773
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 4: lend to people?

774
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: Bro, you're talking to the worst game player ever. I

775
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: live in Denver, doctor. Yeah.

776
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 3: We do this on Zoom because he's not available.

777
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm track the game.

778
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 4: I'm not like Denver. You're not playing the game the

779
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 4: right way. Brother.

780
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not like a noted industry. I'm barely

781
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: hanging on to be honest. Yea, they got this ran?

782
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 4: Are you from Denver originally?

783
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

784
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 5: I ain't know they had, you know, I was just

785
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 5: I was. I was in Colorado, but I ain't seen no.

786
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 4: Other black people in over there.

787
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: Man.

788
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I went. I had to go to snow Mask.

789
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 4: Snow Mask, Colorado where we're at. Yeah. No, it was

790
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 4: a lot of rich white people.

791
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: Though, were you no?

792
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 4: Not what happened?

793
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? For New Years up in the mountains.

794
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 4: I wasn't know.

795
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 5: I was there like a couple of weeks ago for

796
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 5: just random white people. I just had to perform a show,

797
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but yeah, I didn't know.

798
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 4: You existed out there. Then that's crazy.

799
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 5: I think at some point you gotta be there though,

800
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 5: because you got to help out our population.

801
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, You gotta help our numbers.

802
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: I mean I was in la and then I thought

803
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 1: that the world wasn't going to come back from the pandemic.

804
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: Was that a bad estimation on my part? Yes? It

805
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: was yeah, yeah, yeah, bet big too, bet it all,

806
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: bet it all. Listen, wait, we're coming back from my man.

807
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: Packed up his boxes March twenty first.

808
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: It was like, this is not where I'm going to

809
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 1: spend the end of the world.

810
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean, we gotta wipe off our groceries, come out.

811
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm going home.

812
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 3: Where are bath Yeah?

813
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 5: But when I tell you I experienced COVID and Florida,

814
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 5: I knew he was coming back.

815
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 4: I said, these people didn't go anywhere.

816
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never left.

817
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 3: Y'all didn't change up a thing. Y'all are like.

818
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 4: Florida.

819
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 5: Somehow, Florida is the future of America. If you want

820
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 5: to know what's going to happen to America later, look

821
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 5: at Florida, because we are the America. So you got

822
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 5: Disney which is the mirage. That's what the American dream is.

823
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 4: Right.

824
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 5: Then you got the Swamp, that's the true America, but

825
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,439
Speaker 5: no one really pays attention until some news comes out.

826
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 5: Then you got Miami. That's like the LA and the

827
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 5: New York of it. All the distractions just kind of

828
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 5: similar to Disney. But every time the story comes out

829
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 5: with guns or backyards and stuff like that, that's what's

830
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 5: slowly happening to America.

831
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 4: Florida's ahead of his time.

832
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: I'll take that.

833
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 4: The one freaks out over.

834
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: It, I'll take that. I'll take that. I think that's

835
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: very reasonable.

836
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 3: That does. That makes a lot of sense. Florida is

837
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 3: more an ugly reflection of our own truth than it

838
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 3: is a a dystopian hellscape that we try to pretend

839
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 3: it is. We always feel like, man, Florida, they are

840
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 3: so fucking nuts down there. It's like, no, we're nuts.

841
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 3: They're just doing exactly who we actually are.

842
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: Also, have you been there? It's fun.

843
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 3: It's really fun.

844
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 4: Fun.

845
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 1: It's so fun there. I've never had a bad time,

846
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: but yeah.

847
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 8: Dunk drunk as I've ever been in my life. Florida,

848
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 8: Oh my god. I think there's like a color spectrum.

849
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 8: There's like different shades of white that you can only

850
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 8: see in Miami. It's like I've become a different person.

851
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: Then, Yeah, you.

852
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 5: Got every you got every every rod there, you got.

853
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: Every rod to zero, you got them all.

854
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well I think we did it. I'm not

855
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 3: even sure that we we still remember what this episode

856
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 3: was about anymore, but but we certain we have covered

857
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 3: We've covered all of it, the aliens, the A Rods,

858
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 3: the Z Rods, and everything in between. Jeff, could you

859
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 3: tell the people where they can find you on what

860
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 3: cool shit you have going on?

861
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 4: Jeff?

862
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 5: Right now, right now, I'm working on a special a project.

863
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 4: I don't know.

864
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 5: I don't want to speak on it too much because

865
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 5: you know, I believe in the whole you speak on

866
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 5: it before it happens, then it doesn't happen. But right

867
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 5: now I got bad in the works. But most more

868
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 5: than anything, working on late night doing stand up, you know, TikTok,

869
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 5: and every now and then, when when I feel like it,

870
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 5: I shout out to the people that will be on

871
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 5: TikTok because I am so sparingly of a poster.

872
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 4: And I appreciate them. I appreciate it for it.

873
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 6: You know, but uh, yeah, you know, following me.

874
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 4: On Jeff right now, because I don't know. If I'm

875
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 4: a never man, it was morbid, that will be morbid.

876
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 1: What happened?

877
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 7: Say that?

878
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 4: Can you say that? If I do that, it was

879
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 4: Tyler Perry?

880
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: Okay, okay? And if he runs down on you, Langston

881
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:22,959
Speaker 1: will fight with.

882
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 3: You, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.

883
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 5: I don't.

884
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 3: I don't fight billionaires.

885
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 4: Where we go.

886
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 3: You will fight Terry crews, but not. I can't billionaires

887
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 3: would they got lasers? They got lasers and ship don't.

888
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Speaker 3: I guess Terry cruise will just be Tyler Perry.

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Speaker 4: How much money before you tap out? Is it billions?

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Speaker 3: For sure?

891
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Speaker 4: Seven?

892
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 3: Tyler Perry can have me killed in my sleep with

893
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Speaker 3: no evidence left behind.

894
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Speaker 4: I can't. I can't fight that. Yeah, that's Tyler smoke too.

895
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Speaker 5: As far as I'm concerned, him writing, directing, producing, all

896
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 5: that stuff is adam generational talent.

897
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Speaker 3: I don't care for his work at all, but I'm

898
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's dog shit, and I

899
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 3: think he's abusing the fuck out of the people of

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Speaker 3: Atlanta that said, hey, I keep my hands up in

901
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 3: the air when the nigga walk in the room because

902
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 3: because I don't want to do I think he is

903
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 3: manipulating generation after generation of poor black person into buying

904
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Speaker 3: into a god awful representation of who we are. That said,

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Speaker 3: he walks into the room, and I bow my head

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Speaker 3: the way the rest.

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Speaker 1: Of us do. I sort of God, We're never gonna

908
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: work again when this ship blows up. Bron we backed

909
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: ourselves into a corner.

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Speaker 3: Dad, I'm sorry.

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00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: Sorry.

912
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Speaker 4: I said all this before I got put on.

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Speaker 5: I reserved the right to change my mind about all

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Speaker 5: these views.

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Speaker 4: And you know what, sometimes I say things that I

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Speaker 4: don't mean.

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Speaker 3: Boy, you want to tell the people where they can

918
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Speaker 3: find you.

919
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 1: Apparently you can find me in Florida. It's the only

920
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: state that will have me. I've ruined my entire show

921
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,959
Speaker 1: business career. Cool guy jokes said, you seven on Instagram

922
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: if you want to, if you want to go see

923
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Speaker 1: some dates. This is my victory. Lap. I'm about this, bitch.

924
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: Watch Royal Crackers on HBO Max or Max. I think

925
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: it's just called every week. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and as always, you can follow me at Langston

927
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Speaker 3: Kerrman on all the social media platforms. I ain't got

928
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: no tour dates coming up. I'm chilling. I'm trying to

929
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Speaker 3: take it easy.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

931
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 3: And if you want to send us your own drops,

932
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Speaker 3: your own conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us

933
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 3: exactly how we'll be assassinated by the powers that are

934
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Speaker 3: very upset with the words that we're using, send it

935
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Speaker 3: all to my mama pod at gmail dot com. We

936
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Speaker 3: would love to hear from you, and more importantly, go

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Speaker 3: to my mama told me dot merchcentral dot com to

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Speaker 3: buy some of that sweet sweet merch and as always, subscribe,

939
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 3: like do whatever you're supposed to do to make this

940
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 3: thing keep on popping off so that we can burn

941
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 3: down the careers that we've built. That feels like the

942
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Speaker 3: whole shebang by bitch, I.

943
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Speaker 2: Think the government bangs my crown chips in your means.

944
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 2: All Kuala bears are racist, the host layer hostal money,

945
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Speaker 2: our ships turney stuff.

946
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Speaker 1: I can't tell me govern