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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, is that Carter? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is Carter is calling me. Hey, it's your uncle,

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Speaker 1: my uncle. You can call me unc if you want.

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Speaker 1: It's unc unc Jim. Excuse me? Who uncle? Jim? I

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Speaker 1: mean you can call me your funcle if you want

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Speaker 1: to know. I'm kind of the fun uncle. It's been

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Speaker 1: a while, my funcle. Wait, uncle, you're okay? Hold on.

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Speaker 1: You're my mom's older brother. Jim. That that I've never

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Speaker 1: met before? Bang bing bing bing, gotta correct. Guilty as charged,

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Speaker 1: but not guilty because I love you so really happy

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Speaker 1: about it? Actually, how's it going? Um? Right? Why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? I'm just calling you to

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Speaker 1: say hi, and I just missed you. It's good to

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Speaker 1: hear your voice. If you're asking what happened to me?

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Speaker 1: Good question. I ended up taking a trip to Thailand

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Speaker 1: and I've been training elephants over there for the past

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Speaker 1: twenty eight years. Anyway, I'm back. What the all? Right?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to talk to my mom? Is that? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: About that? I tried to call her. She picked up

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Speaker 1: and had a few choice words for me, and then

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Speaker 1: the phone disconnected. Right, yeah, sure, so good to reconnect.

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Speaker 1: So so I mean we can get together and uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, reminisce about all times. I have a bunch

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Speaker 1: of like I gotta tickle me Elmo for you. That's okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty seven, dude, I don't need to tickle me Elmo.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, I've been holding one of this thing forever.

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Speaker 1: I gotta give it to you. It's funny. You ever

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Speaker 1: seen one of them? You put batteries in it and

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Speaker 1: then it makes sense it was He laughs and says,

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Speaker 1: stop tickling me. I'd just be so cute if I

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Speaker 1: could just give this you and get a picture. I

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Speaker 1: just want to picture from my picture album of my nephew.

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Speaker 1: That's a weird. Yeah, it is super weird. It's super weird.

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Speaker 1: You put a battery right in it and it laughs

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Speaker 1: like it's actually alive. Super weird. That's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: That's why. If I could just meet up with you,

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Speaker 1: give this gift to you that I've had for quite

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Speaker 1: a few Christmases, and take a picture with you, that'd

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Speaker 1: be great. I just want a picture from my picture

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Speaker 1: album of my uncle, of my nephew hanging out with

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Speaker 1: his Funko. It's Funcle Jim and Carter Time. Remember that

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Speaker 1: when we sang that together. No, we've actually never sang

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Speaker 1: that song before. Where are you at right now? It's

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Speaker 1: Funko Jim and Carter Time. Ain't no better friends? Doone?

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Speaker 1: Funcle Jim and car with the song? Right now? You're

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Speaker 1: really starting to scare me. I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Um wow, I mean, you know you can call your

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Speaker 1: nephew and you're kind of treated pretty rudely. I had

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Speaker 1: no idea the phone call is gonna go this way.

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Speaker 1: It was kind of, you know, trying to get up

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Speaker 1: the nerve to call you and say we should get

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Speaker 1: reconnointed or appointed or connected or whatever the word is.

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Speaker 1: Is it annointed? I don't know. I dropped out of

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Speaker 1: school reacquainted. No, I don't want to get reacqointed. And

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Speaker 1: don't ever call me again. All right, I will not

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Speaker 1: call you again. I promise you that if I can

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Speaker 1: ask you a favorite, can I borrow a thousand dollars? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But I'm family. No, you're not family. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know you. Okay, but you've heard of me. No, you're right.

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Speaker 1: I have heard of you. My mom told me a

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Speaker 1: few stories about you, and she told me you were

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Speaker 1: an idiot. And guess what now I can see that

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Speaker 1: you are an idiot. Yep, I am. And this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call, so I mean I'm an idiot,

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Speaker 1: that's for sure. Care if it's a prank phone call,

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Speaker 1: I don't call me at all. Okay, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: your uncle or funcle good. I know you're not my uncle.

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Speaker 1: I've never even meant you. And I don't know why

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Speaker 1: your prank phone call me. I don't know. I'm not

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Speaker 1: actually your mom's long lost brother or whatever. This is

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Will Shore doing a phone brank. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, what what the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewil from the Jewel Show? Dude? What from

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Speaker 1: the what? Joe? The Jewel Show? It's a radio show

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Speaker 1: and your mom listens to it and she wanted me

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Speaker 1: to do a phone prank on you and pretend to

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Speaker 1: be your uncle Jim. Who have you never been before?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Come on, you don't want to reconnect

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Speaker 1: with your funcle Jim? Oh my god, Oh come on,

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Speaker 1: ain't no better time than Funcle Jim? And am I right. Oh,

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Speaker 1: my god, that's that is the creepiest song I've ever

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Speaker 1: heard in my life. It will want me