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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving nine point five. Hello. Hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Stuart Fratuans and I'm calling from Network Solutions. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Patricia. Um, Patricia. Yeah, oh that's how you

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Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, that's an interesting spelling for patricia. Everything

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Speaker 1: like that. Um. I think it's just a regular way.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh interesting. Okay. Well, anyway, I've been working with

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Speaker 1: one of my co workers. His name is Carlos. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you know him, Yes, cool, and we've been working

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Speaker 1: on your new marketing plan and I wanted to chat

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Speaker 1: with you a little bit about it. Okay, great, what

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Speaker 1: do you have? Well, as you know, we've been studying

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Speaker 1: your restaurant for a few weeks now, trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out what the issues are. And after all the research,

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Speaker 1: we figured out some pretty interesting things I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to hear. First of all, through all of our research,

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Speaker 1: we found you sell burgers and sandwiches. Yes we do.

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Speaker 1: You needed a research team to figure that out. Oh no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I was just telling you what you serving case you

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Speaker 1: didn't know, we know that, thank you. Okay, cool, So

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Speaker 1: we've covered it. You serve burgers and sandwiches, and we

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Speaker 1: found that your customers hate burgers and sandwiches. What yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't like them. They hate burgers and sandwiches. Why

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Speaker 1: are they coming then to buy burgers and sandwiches? Very

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Speaker 1: good question, and I think I might have the answer

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Speaker 1: because on your typical sandwich, we received complaints from almost

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Speaker 1: everybody on the meat, the bread, the cheese, and all

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Speaker 1: the other condiments. People who come to buy my sandwiches

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Speaker 1: hate every single part of my sandwich, not every single part.

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Speaker 1: They love the pickle. Okay, I don't know what you're talking.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. What kind of research team are you.

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Speaker 1: We're very good at our job, and you won't believe it.

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Speaker 1: Don't sound like you're very good at your job. You

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Speaker 1: sound like you're awful at your job. We sound like, well,

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Speaker 1: I know it's tough to hear that people don't like

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Speaker 1: your sandwiches, but your pickle. They love your pickle. Let's

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Speaker 1: look at the positive for your information. I buy the

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Speaker 1: pickles at a grocery store. They're really not that special.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, don't let word get out that you

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Speaker 1: do that, because people will cut out the middleman and

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Speaker 1: go straight to the grocery store, because right now they're

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Speaker 1: coming to you for pickles. I don't know what to say. Well,

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Speaker 1: i'll say it for you. I'll say it for you.

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Speaker 1: This is what my company recommends. We recommend you close

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Speaker 1: down your sandwich and burger shop and just open up

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Speaker 1: a pickle eatery with those pickles. Ah, you're stupid. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: like I said, I know some of this stuff is

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Speaker 1: gonna be tough to hear, but I have come up

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Speaker 1: with a name for your new business. Me and my

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Speaker 1: team recommend that you opened up a place called in

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Speaker 1: a Pickle. In a pickle and in is spelled with

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Speaker 1: two ends, So we thought, why not make it a

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Speaker 1: bed and breakfast, a pickle bed and breakfast. All the

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Speaker 1: money I paid and you came up with in a pickle. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I know we should have charged more. Huh in a

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Speaker 1: pickle two ends? I take back what I said. You're

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Speaker 1: being stupid, You're an idiot, So you're not keen on

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Speaker 1: the idea of a pickle bed and breakfast and my

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Speaker 1: pickle it's ridiculous. Well think about it, you'd be the

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Speaker 1: only pickle bed and breakfast in the world. We researched it.

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Speaker 1: There's nobody else doing it. There's a reason. It's a

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Speaker 1: really bad idea, or it's a genius idea, and luckily

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Speaker 1: for you, you hired some geniuses to think of it

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Speaker 1: for you. Okay, I need to talk to Carlos. At

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Speaker 1: this point, I'm getting really tired of talking. What do

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Speaker 1: you think about prank phone calls? What do you think

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Speaker 1: about them? I said, put Carlos on the phone. I'm

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Speaker 1: done talking with you. I can't put Carlo Us on

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Speaker 1: the phone because I don't know Carlos. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you and your best friend Angela set

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Speaker 1: you up. I don't understand what you're talking about. Your

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Speaker 1: best friend Angela listens to the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning, and she asked us do a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. What she told me how

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Speaker 1: you hired like marketing and research company to help your

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Speaker 1: business out, and she wanted me to joke with you

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Speaker 1: about it and pretend to be them. Yeah, just so

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Speaker 1: you know, I need to talk to Carlos about this. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: Carlos was not involved in this at all. Well I

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Speaker 1: need to talk to Carlos now, please. Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: know Carlos. I can't give you him. Okay, stop joking.

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Speaker 1: I hired him and paid him a lot of money

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Speaker 1: put him on the phone. Don't know. This is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. I don't know Carlos. I don't work

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Speaker 1: for that company. Okay, Well, that's hysterical, is the prank over? Yes,

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Speaker 1: if you want it to be. Okay, well, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. That was hysterical. Angela is one coop. So

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Speaker 1: now you like yeah, I mean that's kind of funny. Oh,

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Speaker 1: because you sounded mad a second ago when you're asking

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Speaker 1: for Carlos. I mean, I don't know. If Carlos isn't

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Speaker 1: there and it's Angela, then sure, oh sure you have

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Speaker 1: a good day. All right, Okay you too, all right? Bye, okay,

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Speaker 1: bye bye. Wake up every morning with Jewel Phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties two point five