Speaker 1: Real people, real celebrity joined the Breakfast more than everybody
Speaker 1: is dj en Vi, Angela, Ye, Charlomagne the god. We
Speaker 1: are the Breakfast Club. He got a special guests in
Speaker 1: the building, jay Z. Yeah, it was popping. It's your boy,
Speaker 1: you ate show Edwards and here with us. Do you
Speaker 1: ever feel like Jay like kind of stole your thunder
Speaker 1: a little bit? Nah? Nah, here's the thing, you know,
Speaker 1: It's funny. I knew, I knew you'd asked that button
Speaker 1: because people all the time. Now Jay Jay came up,
Speaker 1: you know, a decade after me, what I mean, and
Speaker 1: we both did did SNL? He just he Fortunately for him,
Speaker 1: he came at a time when the the tides that
Speaker 1: SNL has shifted and and things were popping for someone
Speaker 1: like a jay Z. Like when I was on. The
Speaker 1: thing people have to understand about Satura Night Live is
Speaker 1: that things go to air based on currency. Was current.
Speaker 1: Jay didn't have anything. There was no drama with jay
Speaker 1: Z and Beyonce back then. Uh. You know. The most
Speaker 1: current thing I was able to get on was after
Speaker 1: Denzel and Halle Berry won the Oscars. I wrote an
Speaker 1: update piece and that splash and hit and it was hot.
Speaker 1: But then also the social media game wasn't on on
Speaker 1: on where it is now, whereas as soon as it
Speaker 1: airs is on Hulu and it's on Twitter and world
Speaker 1: start and everybody's blasting And so I ain't got no
Speaker 1: problem problem with like respect, respect whoever came first. And Jay,
Speaker 1: I knew Jay like four or five years we met
Speaker 1: Johnny Murphy had had had been torn with Jake sort
Speaker 1: of like helped him, helped him out, and so I
Speaker 1: met him, and I know he looked up to me
Speaker 1: back then. So as soon as he got that SNL,
Speaker 1: I was one of the first people hit him saying, Yo, congrats,
Speaker 1: you know, get your head right, because it's it's a
Speaker 1: tough it's a tough situation, you know. And and the
Speaker 1: show's been on forty years and and everybody that gets
Speaker 1: on the show has a same story. I was talking
Speaker 1: to Michael Shay, who's a funny comic and he's a
Speaker 1: writer on the show now. And you know, with the
Speaker 1: issue of the new sisters coming in, uh the women,
Speaker 1: well they had three three they had they had one
Speaker 1: as an actress and uh two two as writers. And well, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like, you know, we're gonna make sure we don't have,
Speaker 1: we got we got, We're gonna make sure, like I
Speaker 1: think like two of the sisters have very ethnic names
Speaker 1: like Sahir or Shahir and and uh and one of
Speaker 1: them got ethnic hair. Yeah, yeah, like they said, you
Speaker 1: know what, Lauren was like, you know what, We're gonna
Speaker 1: make sure people knew that we want we want the
Speaker 1: darkies here, you know. And uh. But it's good for
Speaker 1: all of them because it sort of uh spreads out
Speaker 1: the attention to all three of them as opposed to
Speaker 1: just one sister, because the show is hard to begin with.
Speaker 1: If you if you white weather, if you white black, whatever,
Speaker 1: if you Native and Mary Indie, you get on that show,
Speaker 1: you audition for the for the show you booked every week,
Speaker 1: you know, and so it's a it's a mind game.
Speaker 1: It's if I was in the military, so I was straight,
Speaker 1: you know, I was, I was able to And Tracy
Speaker 1: Morgan laid it down when I first got the game.
Speaker 1: He was like, listen, there a lot of people you
Speaker 1: gonna have to watch out for them, the Landmards you
Speaker 1: gotta watch out for before you get here. And he
Speaker 1: laid that out for me. So that made a little
Speaker 1: little bit easier for me to uh, you know, slide in.
Speaker 1: You do a great things out by the way, I
Speaker 1: appreciate you saying that, you know, you know brother brother
Speaker 1: comes up here the power one on five, y'all move locations,
Speaker 1: which I did not know. Fortunately, I looked at the
Speaker 1: email before I got on the subway, you know, to
Speaker 1: make sure I headed up, because I would have been
Speaker 1: messed up if I wound up by six averages. I
Speaker 1: gave you the right act. No, you did though, so fortunately,
Speaker 1: but you know already you know you get the texting.
Speaker 1: Right before I got on, I was like, let me
Speaker 1: make sure and I saw thirty two. I said, I
Speaker 1: now let me ask your opinion on some things that
Speaker 1: are happening. Man. Yeah, justin Bieber Bieber in his neighbor's house.
Speaker 1: He might have to face some felony charges because it
Speaker 1: costs twenty thousand dollars for them to fix it. Well,
Speaker 1: you want to be around black people, Now you're gonna
Speaker 1: understand how it feels to be around absolutely. Now I'm
Speaker 1: saying black people don't egg houses, but black people do have,
Speaker 1: uh you know, issues of getting arrested and and and
Speaker 1: police going yea, cops going overboard. So now you want
Speaker 1: to be around us now know how it feels. Absolutely
Speaker 1: want to be a word like yester. Yesterday, I was
Speaker 1: riding with this uh, this comic who's a retired detective.
Speaker 1: I know what it's like to be white now man,
Speaker 1: because he got pulled over Mark uh Mark. He got
Speaker 1: pulled over, and I saw the cops like, I'm black.
Speaker 1: So I went into mold where my hands were upturned
Speaker 1: to make sure you ain't seen nothing black. I'm like, nah,
Speaker 1: this is at least clear, you know. And before the
Speaker 1: cop even got to the car, Mark just like he
Speaker 1: just something with his hand out the window and they
Speaker 1: and they kept it moving, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: I saw? What just happened? He said, oh, nah, Man,
Speaker 1: they knew I was a cop. I was like, YOI said,
Speaker 1: this is awesome. I don't know sob but I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I said, what do that? He said, He's a naughty
Speaker 1: He realized I was a cop. You know. He had
Speaker 1: something covering his uh his license plate. And I said,
Speaker 1: I said, that's why they pulled you over. But they
Speaker 1: let you go. He's like, yeah, they know I'm a
Speaker 1: comp so they let it. Let me keep it moving.
Speaker 1: I said, yo, I know what it's like to be
Speaker 1: white for once in my life. And he said, nah,
Speaker 1: you know what it's like to be could be a
Speaker 1: cop that's white, you know, he said, there's different level.
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice if a black hair would do
Speaker 1: the same time, they would have check it anywhere, Like yeah, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, now let's talk about all these break babies.
Speaker 1: It's been a phenomenon going right now with Gabrielle Union
Speaker 1: and Wade Yeah, and obviously Ludicrous and Ludoxi. And now
Speaker 1: there's another Houston Texans football player, Arian Foster. I just
Speaker 1: saw that picture last night. Twenty year old girl. She
Speaker 1: said that he tried to force her to have an abortion.
Speaker 1: Now she's suing him, but she's clearly having the baby.
Speaker 1: How do you sue somebody for making a call or saying, look,
Speaker 1: you can have his mind ain't gonna be there, you know,
Speaker 1: A man, these these that the athletes as well as
Speaker 1: the females that laid down with them, they gotta know
Speaker 1: what they're getting themselves into. And the asun cover cover up,
Speaker 1: you know, wrap it wasn't wrap it up, wrap it up,
Speaker 1: wrap it up. Listen. If you watch Being Married Jan
Speaker 1: you can see that you can actually take that sperm
Speaker 1: and preserve it. Yeah. Yeah, see I ain't watched it yet.
Speaker 1: You a girl trying to trap you hunt? Yeah yeah. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, comics don't get the same love as as
Speaker 1: I was just about to say yeah, but then I
Speaker 1: was like, well, now comics don't really get that same
Speaker 1: uh that because they get groupie love. But you know
Speaker 1: what they get them you're stupid. And then they want
Speaker 1: you to like they look at you and they're like
Speaker 1: I like him, Like I can always tell when when
Speaker 1: females are sort of in your grill after the show.
Speaker 1: But I've gotten to the point now, especially because I
Speaker 1: look at the whole scenario. I know, dudem paid for
Speaker 1: two drink minimum plus the cover charge so that they
Speaker 1: don't spent to come take your women out to come
Speaker 1: see me. That's like a hundred plus right. So usually
Speaker 1: when I see the women lining up to you know,
Speaker 1: take pictures or just give a hug or whatever, I
Speaker 1: look past them and if I see that dude, I
Speaker 1: accept my hand to the dude first, like, hey, my man,
Speaker 1: thanks for coming out. I don't want your lady, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just I appreciate you coming out. And but women
Speaker 1: are women get scandalous. They'll hug you and put their
Speaker 1: hands in the rodging his zones. Anyway. Yeah, I'm a man,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say stop that. But I look at
Speaker 1: dude like, hey, man, why don't you get in this picture.
Speaker 1: I do what I can for the next man, because
Speaker 1: I don't want to know is feeling you up? Well
Speaker 1: yeah you know that way he can then check on
Speaker 1: it later. So when you were younger, nobody ever tried
Speaker 1: to trap you. Nah nah nah. Well because I've been,
Speaker 1: I've been married, I've been, I've been, I'm I'm uh,
Speaker 1: I'm sure ts nah nah. But they looked at my
Speaker 1: daughters look exactly like yeah, yeah yeah. At some point,
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's coming out. Yeah yeah, A man,
Speaker 1: I already got the shotgun on layaway right now. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you saw this story, but an NBC
Speaker 1: associate producer, Stacy Klein, she was at the White House
Speaker 1: and she instagrammed a picture and she said, pretty decent
Speaker 1: day the White House today the Miami. He gave a
Speaker 1: Podish jersey to the head Hunter, and I watched Lebron
Speaker 1: ask a girl for her number right in front of me.
Speaker 1: He just got married in September. Ha ha, well actually
Speaker 1: put him on blasts? Was that inappropriate of her? That
Speaker 1: was wild inappropriate? It's not a business, right, I can see.
Speaker 1: It's one thing. If she's tight, I guess she don't
Speaker 1: know Savannah from a from a bag of grits. That's
Speaker 1: wild out of live. I ain't know about that. And
Speaker 1: we also don't know if why Lebron might have said, oh,
Speaker 1: let me get your And that's that's the thing, like
Speaker 1: I'm wondering, like, did she seeb was Lebron? Did she
Speaker 1: see Lebron step to step to shorty like you me
Speaker 1: your number? Was it flirt mode or was it, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, let me let me get your number? Because
Speaker 1: they might have had business and that's that's people got
Speaker 1: minded business man. You ever got in trouble for something
Speaker 1: on Instagram that you didn't do? Now? You know? Because uh,
Speaker 1: because I keep it real PC, Instagram, Twitter, Face, all
Speaker 1: of those social media for me, I don't even I
Speaker 1: don't even have my family up like people or people
Speaker 1: sometimes to say, well, how come you ain't got pictures
Speaker 1: of your family? I'm like, because they didn't ask for it.
Speaker 1: You know, I signed up for this so like when
Speaker 1: it comes to social media, I'm batman. Yeah, and and
Speaker 1: and I your wife, Your wife is gonna I mean,
Speaker 1: if she looks at them, she's gonna say, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was Like my wife is og status, so she's she's
Speaker 1: real quick to say yeah. She does the subtle. She's
Speaker 1: not gonna say why was it? You know, she ain't
Speaker 1: gonna start with the hands and so why would you
Speaker 1: you know, but she's gonna say She'll say yeah. So
Speaker 1: it's interesting, Uh, these women saying yeah, you were good
Speaker 1: last night. I'm like, Yo, what are y'all? I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: And usually when people make comments like that, I don't
Speaker 1: even I don't I don't respond, I don't put anything.
Speaker 1: Now delete him because I don't want people getting offended
Speaker 1: and say, oh, why he got it, because people will
Speaker 1: misread and think you're trying to be flying. He's like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm just I know. I'm not putting myself in in
Speaker 1: harm's way. You was good last night, could be missing screwed.
Speaker 1: Your wife can definitely take that out of had a show. Yeah. Shoot.
Speaker 1: The social media for me is to is to keep
Speaker 1: track of exactly where I'm performing. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: When I go on the road. I make sure I
Speaker 1: tell people I'm like yo, take pictures, tag them and
Speaker 1: so you see the improv or whatever comedy club behind me.
Speaker 1: I'm worked in the night. You know, I'm on the
Speaker 1: road and hustle this weekend. Yeah, man, we had Gotham.
Speaker 1: We got uh this MLK weekend. So we uh two
Speaker 1: shows Tonight of Gotham eight thirty and ten thirty Saturday
Speaker 1: eight ten and twelve, looking forward to we Last time
Speaker 1: I came, we had five shows sold out three so
Speaker 1: I want to sell out all five. So y'all make
Speaker 1: sure if if if you're out there, you want to
Speaker 1: sneak preview, go to YouTube check out Dean Edwards. Um,
Speaker 1: I guarantee you you're gonna dig what you see. Hit
Speaker 1: me up on Instagram and Twitter at I am Dean
Speaker 1: Thatwards because that's who I am. Well, it depends Charlemagne,
Speaker 1: how you how you feel about impressions. UM, I will
Speaker 1: say that God wanted us to be on the mountaintop
Speaker 1: with the Breakfast Club. I don't know if I make
Speaker 1: it there with you, but I know y'all make it
Speaker 1: to Gotham Comedy Club this weekend. I don't know if
Speaker 1: that was good or not. You know, he is throwing
Speaker 1: at me. I'm like, sound yeah, he's coming out, y'all.
Speaker 1: So y'all, y hey, I want to congratulate y'all. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm very proud guy, Guy Cold Brethren right here doing
Speaker 1: this thing show premier. Man. I'm always supporting me, uh so,
Speaker 1: and I got people, I know, police rights on your
Speaker 1: show and I think, yeah, Kyle, So congrats to y'all.
Speaker 1: Congrats to ye because he's on every bus stop in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I gotta I'm about to buy. Miss Jesse's just put
Speaker 1: some lusting in my DJ and every party. So I'm
Speaker 1: always you know, we're all family and it's always a
Speaker 1: pleasure to come up here and rock out with y'all.
Speaker 1: Appreciate y'all having me this morning. Man. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's the Breakfast Club is Dan Edwards