WEBVTT - Dudes on Voicemails 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.200 If I was playing in the seventies, eighties, and nineties era, 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:07.400 it would be how many players does it take the 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:12.959 tackle the groncula and it would take the whole entire team, buddy, 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:18.720 especially in the seventies the eighties, probably just you know. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:19.240 I don't know. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.120 I don't want to take anything from them in their 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.720 in their generations because I have respect. 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:27.840 That's a good way to put it. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:32.520 My answer was just silly. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.720 Yeah, no, but you are a beast. You probably will. 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.360 I take it back. I would have been on the bench. 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:41.680 Welcome to Dudes on Dudes. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:44.279 I'm Julian Edelman, I'm Rob Gronkowski, and. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.040 This is the show where your favorite dudes get to 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:47.720 talk about their favorite dudes. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.920 And today we're hitting the hotline to answer your voice mails. 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:56.240 That number is five six one two zero three, five 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:57.560 seven eight nine. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:59.360 What are we talking about today? 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.240 To post game meals? 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:07.440 Brisket, chicken burgers, hot dogs, chicken fingers, goo sauce, ranch, 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:08.200 honey mustard. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:11.440 Who will benefit the most playing fork vrabel, It only 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:12.280 matters about one. 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:14.000 How's drake making play. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.880 And what it's really like at a rookie mini camp. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:23.240 And then literally showed up and dominated every single day. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.040 Vastly different than mine. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.360 And then we wrap it up with the chill is 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:31.200 color in this week's chill is due to the week 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:34.240 presented by Core's Light. You gotta stick around to the 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:34.760 very end. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:35.800 Let's go. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.600 Dudes on Dudes is a production of iHeartRadio. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:47.440 Great to Be Back in Boston Episode It's here. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.800 In Boston, m h. It's always nice to be back. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:51.480 It's home. 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.080 And what's the first thing that you do, Jules when 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:57.120 you're back in Boston. I know you like your spots. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.040 That you eat at. 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:00.400 You know, a spot where you go think you're a 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.480 coffee at, a spot where you you know, go sip 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:07.600 some champagne app But what's the truest first thing that 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:07.960 you do? 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:10.799 I went to Mike and Patties Redsman Sandwich I liked. 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.079 I liked their their what's their their og with It's 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:21.160 like their housemade English muffin medium over fried egg, American cheese, 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:25.800 sausage and a Seracha ketchup on there. I get it 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:28.480 because it reminds me of the facility. Remember I used 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.760 to get the sausage Egan cheese m That was like 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.760 my first meal the day after my smoothies. 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:34.840 It would be a sausage egan cheese. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.440 You're making me hungry for breakfast right now. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:40.120 I know, dude. And they cook it, Mike and patties. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.800 They cook the egg perfect, like it's an over medium, 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:47.280 so it's like it's not like Geeson in your face 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:48.000 when you cut it. 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.000 Jesus, I'm not hungry anymore. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:51.400 Yeah, you know what I mean. 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:54.280 You know, sometimes it gets sloppy when you have like 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.200 an over easy egg and a burst while you take 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:00.200 your and I'm over here having to get wet white. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:01.040 That's what I get. 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:03.200 What's the first thing you get or do when you 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:04.840 come back, Well. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.880 In the city of Boston, the first thing I typically 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.600 do is drive through the city to get to your place, 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:13.480 you know, so I get to see all the trees, 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:17.600 how blossomed they are when the sun is out, you know, 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.360 all the people crossing the street, just feel the energy 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:23.239 of the whole city and why it's such a great city. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.239 And you actually really see why it is when you 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.080 drive through the city on a nice day. I mean 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:30.360 there's so many people outside shopping, going out to eat, 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:33.359 you know, for lunch, dinner, whatever it is, and it's 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:36.520 just really, really cool to see and you feel, you know, 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:40.960 that energy of Boston strong as well. So that's the 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.560 first thing that I see when I go through city 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.480 because I don't live in the city, but uh, you know, 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:51.200 and I usually get the Cowboy Ribi steak from Davio's 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:52.240 at Patriot Place. 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.160 Yeah, it's easy. He's close to you too. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.600 I order a curbside pickup, curbside pickup, and that's why 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.560 I I still you know, I do it. 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.600 You know it's a go to because I just put. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:06.000 The order on. 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:08.960 It's a gronk side. What do you like And it's 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.520 probably like a green you have some kind of. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:13.720 Green sparaguess that makes your pee stinky. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.120 You know, which is a gene by the way, Now 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:20.520 it doesn't make everything. Not everyone smells or produces that smell. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:24.839 Really Yeah, it's it's a gene morph there's something that 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.600 morphs in your gene that allows you. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:27.960 To have that. 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.200 I got in a huge argument about it because I 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.240 read about it. Well, I didn't read about it. 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:37.400 I saw scientific evidence by Julian Attelman. TikTok scientific evidence 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:38.400 by Julian Atolman. 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:43.400 Yeah, TikTok about asparagus. TikTok source I think peace smell 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:46.479 or not. Yeah, only if you have the gene and 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:48.000 then once your start, I have the gene. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.400 I'm I'm a potato guy, but like garlic mashed potatoes. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.880 Garlic mash now like a grotten what's in the gratten? 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.640 The grattens where they like scallop the potatoes and then 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.560 they saute them and then they put the cheese and 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.640 like the creaminess in it, and then they go and 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.360 bake it. So it's like like the thin potatoes. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.760 So kind of like a twice baked potato. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.719 No, twice baked potatoes where they carve it out and 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.000 they mash it and then they put in all the 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:14.839 juices and then they put it back in the skin. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:19.720 This is they scallop the potato, so they thinly slice it. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:21.200 They sawtatoes. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:25.080 They put it in a cream cheese sauce, layer of 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:28.280 cheese on the top, bake it and it becomes casserolely. 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:34.839 Yeah, I'm a garlic mashed potato guy. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:36.400 Yeah, Gronk likes it. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.760 Easy. Let's get in some calls. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:45.200 Yeah, let's do it. Let's answer some voice mails. Voicemails 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.080 these are my favorite. 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:52.640 Hey, Jules Gonk, what was your favorite meal you would enjoy. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:57.120 See this is why I love these questions, love answering, 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.599 like what's my favorite meal? We were just talking about 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:01.800 our first thing that we do when we get to Boston, 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:06.440 and it's you going to Mike and Patty's Breakfast Spy 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:09.279 and ordering a sandwich, and I'm going to Davio's place 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.800 and ordering the Cowboy Ribbi for curbside pickup. While this 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.440 guy wants to know what our favorite meal was after 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.159 a game after game, and I would say whatever the 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:21.640 spread was that the Newingham Patriots was providing, you know, 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.159 because after a game, you can bring your family and 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:28.239 friends in, you know, in like inside the tunnel tunnel 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:31.280 to meet them after the game, you know, to see 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:32.280 your family and friends. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.040 And then they would have this huge. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.360 Spread the new Engham Patriots would provide and there would 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:41.560 be burgers, hot dogs, chicken tenders with barbecue sauce, ranch, honey, mustard, 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.520 whatever sauce you want with those chicken tuenders, all tons 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:48.159 of drinks that were lined up, you know as well, they. 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.320 Always had a Southern kind of food. There was always 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.880 like because a lot of the guys come from the South, 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.640 so there was brisket, there was fried chicken, there'd be 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:59.200 like beans, and there'd be callie greens, and then they 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:00.760 have like the whiter stuff. 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:01.360 They'd be like. 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:06.840 Broccoli and like chicken fingers and like roasted barbecue burgers 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:07.520 and hot. 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:07.839 Dog you know. 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.400 So like they hit a little bit of everything. You know, 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:12.360 you got the soul food and then you had like, 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:13.520 you know, the. 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:15.600 White food. 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.960 So yeah, you got you got hip both parties, right, 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:20.200 you got hip, both party got it. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.440 The Patriots did not discriminate. 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:23.920 They did not discriminate on food. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:28.960 So I now the quality of the food actually, yeah, 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:32.000 you're right. The quality of this food was. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:35.320 Actually perfect for the quality that you wanted after a game. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.320 Yeah, put it down. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.160 It's comfort food. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:39.680 Yeah, you don't want to try to eat at like 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.320 a Tom Brady meal after a football game. No, it's 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.160 hard to put down, you know, all the emotions, the hits. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.480 You want to put down a cheeseburger with ketchup at mayonnaise. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.080 But my favorite thing to do was take those chicken 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:54.239 tenders and just dunk them in as much barbecue sauce 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.840 that you possibly could and as much ranch or blue 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.520 cheese as you possibly could. And that was my favorite 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:03.120 co two meal after a game. Was those chicken tenders. 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:08.200 Yeah, I remember Gronk usually would take like four boxes 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.920 of the chicken fingers back to his house. I would, 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:15.200 and like you would go to his house after the 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.560 game and there would be a spread of what we 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:23.240 had a spread of at the post game. Hey, guys 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:27.840 want some chicken fingers, So I'd say the chicken fingers too, 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:29.720 Rob Let's go to the next question. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:31.840 Look at the look at the speaker. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:39.920 Oh where, Oh, no way, no way, Jose. I love 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.040 that color too, like that light blue. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:43.880 What kind of blue is this? 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.720 That's I think that is Carolina blue. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:49.440 Carolina blue. 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:53.080 It like really shines, like I would look really good 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:54.959 with a T shirt that is this color. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.920 It would bring out your eyes would and your tan 0:08:58.160 --> 0:08:58.920 so look good. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:02.559 Yeah, well, thank you light for this wonderful cooler with 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:03.600 speakers on it. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:05.400 That's always the best. 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.400 What's up, Gronk and Jules. This is Greg from Delaware, 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.320 big Pats fan and even bigger fan of the Dudes 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.839 on Dudes podcast. So I was wondering with Josh McDaniels 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:18.520 back at offensive coordinator, who's definitely a whiz by the way, 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.520 I was wondering if you guys could speak to any 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:23.600 qualities that it takes to play in a Josh McDaniels offense, 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.240 and any any qualities to look out for with the 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.760 NFL Draft coming up, if there's any type of qualities 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:31.240 you would see in a rookie. 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:34.400 Well, before you start answering this question, Julian, I'm going 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.280 to leave this one for you, well, majority of it. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.440 But he's a big Patriots fan and he's even a 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:42.160 bigger fan of the Dudes on Dudes podcast. So we 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.840 made it, brother, We made it. We made it because 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.000 he's Patriot fans. They're big fans. Yeah, they're all in 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.920 with the Patriots, so that means they're all in with 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:50.680 Dudes on Dudes. 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.600 So we appreciate you, brother, Thank you, Thank you. Greg. 0:09:54.280 --> 0:10:00.880 Yeah, I would say a good prerequisite to have as 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:04.480 a personality or a player in Josh's system is being 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.839 a smart, tough football player that performs under pressure. That's 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:11.520 what he's gonna preach. You know, if you can remember 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:15.200 your formations, if you're a smart guy, you could you 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.640 can be a versatile guy. You could play multiple positions, 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.600 which you get that vibe out of Hendrickson in the 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.760 second round that they drafted a guy that could play 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.200 that third down running back, pick up protections, put him 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:30.720 out in the Kevin Falks spots in the slot in 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:34.720 the past game on those Tiger formations and stuff like. 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.320 I think Josh is gonna be great for that. So 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.920 like being a tough guy that's smart, that knows how 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.120 to get on the same page with Josh. I mean, 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:46.240 it's not rocket science, but you just can't. You just 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.160 got to be able to take in the install which 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:49.760 I'm excited. 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:49.679 M hm. 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:51.320 You hit it right on the nose. Brother. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.960 And one other thing is that he gives everyone an 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:57.800 opportunity to shine and show case your skills. So when 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:01.840 you get that opportunity, especially if you're an undrafted free 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.640 agent or if you're like a seventh round or sixth rounder, 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:07.280 you got to shine in those opportunities. And if you 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.640 don't shine in those opportunities, it's going to be the 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:12.000 next man up. And he's gonna let you know that too, 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:15.320 So make sure you take advantage of those opportunities. That's 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:17.319 what you did, Julian, That's what I did. And you 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.880 got to be consistent as well out there on the 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:21.920 football field. He loves consistent players. 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:25.440 But he's going to give you an opportunity, and it's 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.800 going to be one of your strengths. You know, you 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:30.360 may only get that nugget once or twice. Whatever your 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.400 your strength is and your route, type of route you run, 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:35.000 or your quickness or your. 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:36.360 Lung, he's going to give you that. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.000 You just got to make that play and that's how 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.360 you continue to gain his trust. And the more plays 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.600 you make, the more opportunities you get. So that's what 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.040 I think. Smart, tough football players perform under pressure. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:46.679 Amen. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:51.199 How about this new hope being from Chicago, I mean, 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.079 anything but the Bears hopes this season? 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:53.840 Yo? 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.800 When when I found out when the smoke comes out? Right? 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.240 Is that the smoke came out? That's right with the 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:06.480 little pigeon? I saw the video. Yeah, the smoke comes out. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:10.320 New Pope from Chicago. When that came out, I went 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.080 down to Vegas and I put a future bet that 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:15.920 they would make the playoffs. 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:17.640 I mean, the. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.839 Pope went to the goddamn White Sox game back in 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:21.000 twenty whatever. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:21.520 It might happen. 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:25.120 They fucking sweeped them, didn't They swept hot them. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:28.760 Swept Houston. This guy's after the Pope was there Game one. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:34.000 It literally swept them. It's gonna literally take a pope. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.760 To make the Chicago Bears pretty good. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.640 Now they're not gonna make the super Bowl, but they're 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:39.880 gonna make the playoffs. 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:42.880 Because you make the playoffs, that's that's making it. That's 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.600 that's big for them. That's a big step. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.360 I mean, the Bears also got hope that the Pope 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.559 is praying for them every single day as well. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:54.439 So that's behind them. I mean, thump Bears, dump Bears, Bears. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:59.480 The mice be playoff decency because of the Pope. 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:01.920 They gotta pope before they got a four thousand yard passer. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.600 Huh, they sure did. 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:05.679 Things are looking up. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.439 They got they got Johnson, they got a couple of linemen, 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:11.000 they got the Pope. 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:14.000 Look, this is the Barrett season. 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:18.000 They're hoping that Cal makes that second year step. 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:22.360 This is if there's any step to be made. I'm 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:25.080 banking that the Pope. You got the Pope. You don't 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:25.920 even have to be Catholic. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.199 All your money on the Bears making the playoffs. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:29.360 Yeah, pretty much. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.440 Oh my god, hope everyone goes and puts all their 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.360 buddy on and they go fucking three. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.280 And while I'm going sixteen. I'm gonna back it up. 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:38.160 I'm gonna put some I did. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.920 I told you I saw the pigeon video of smoke 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.720 from the Vatican. I saw I've been there. 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.080 I've seen it. I saw a little dudes touching. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:48.800 Well, we're gonna be rich. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.000 Next question, all right. 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:52.880 All right, so let me get right down to business here, 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:57.800 greatest tight end, whoever stepped foot on the grid iron jewels, 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.199 the greatest catch that need a super Bowl foot of 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:07.040 all time, blue guy, slot guy, nasty player, so non 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:11.600 football ready. Question yet, what is the worst circumstance either 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:15.679 of you have that to take shit in? Because honestly, 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:17.439 I just woke up. I got one motor into the 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.240 chamber here, and I think it's going to be a band. 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.480 All right, so let's take it easy to keep up 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:21.920 good work. 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:24.600 I really like this guy. I mean the props that 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.440 he gave us, and then just great intro, just whatever, 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:31.240 just totally went off the beaten path and just brought 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:32.200 that situation up. 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.080 But we were just talking about shit. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:38.600 We were how I just took fifteen act of wet 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:41.200 dumps in the last two days. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:42.840 Yeah, I went to got a little second. 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:45.520 What was going through me, But we were just talking 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:46.880 about it before we started this show. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:49.360 A great question right here. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.400 But I have the perfect scenario where it's the worst 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:56.640 place to take a dump, especially for a guy my size, 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.560 and that's on an airplane in the sky. It's like 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.400 truly impossible for me already to go in there and 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:06.480 take a piss at a comfort level. I mean, my 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:09.120 elbow is basically sticking out in the hallway of the 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.840 airplane still and the door won't even close, you know 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:12.880 how you got closed that door. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:14.760 For door light to go on. The light's never going 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:15.720 on with me in there. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.720 And I had to take a dump one time, and 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:23.560 I was praying to the Pope that he would pray 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:28.160 for me and not the damn Chicago Bears anymore, just 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.920 to get me through that situation of taking the dump 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:31.640 on the plane. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:33.600 Are you Are you the worst? 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.040 Are you sitting on the toilet like I gotta do 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.600 this quick because people are definitely saw me go to 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.920 the bathroom. They definitely saw Rob Gronkowski. 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:43.200 Alf I don't care about that situation. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.160 So you're sitting in there as long as you can, 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.280 Harry and fucking dub and Dumber blowing up the bathroom. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:52.560 I don't care if I am comfortable enough if someone 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:53.880 saw me taking a dump. 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:55.240 Whippy dippy. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:58.320 Do you know my buck crack has been pulled out 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.800 plenty of times in games? He's not that picture on there. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:04.000 Google it Gronk bluck crack. While getting tackled the Baltimore 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.840 Ravens playoff game, my whole ass is showing, like you know, 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.960 just add a little piece of pooping there and then 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:13.920 you see me pooping. But uh, what I worry about 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:17.120 in that bat was my butt cheeks hitting that damn toilet. 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.000 So are you hovering or do you hovering? I'm hovering, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.080 So you're doing a squat the whole time you're shooting. 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:25.320 Yes, that's what makes it really get the toilet. No, no, 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:26.120 it's not even. 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:27.080 Worse spatting the toilet. 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.320 We usually spat your ankles, you put ta and then 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:30.640 you put the toilet paper on. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:32.080 You're also worried. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:36.160 I spat turbulence as well while squatting over the toilet. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:38.800 Turbulence is a mine. 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:40.360 Have you ever missed the ball? 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:43.160 I never missed the ball? 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:46.040 No, I never actually had. I only took a dump 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:50.240 one time, and thank you to the pope. He didn't 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:51.840 make their make any turbulence. 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:54.040 Yeah, that's that's a tough predicament to take a ship 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:59.240 in for me. My my worst. He's got one in 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:02.480 the chambers. He's got double dumping before ten o'clock over here. 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:06.720 I'd say anytime you got you're on a date or 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:10.639 something right, like a first time date. It's literally like 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:13.440 the dumb and dumber script. That's like the worst situation, 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:15.920 or like if you. 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:18.119 Excuse me, babe, guys go, I just gotta go to 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:19.000 the bathroom real quick. 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:22.439 Or when you shot a little like you're and you 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:24.000 don't have anywhere to take a ship. 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:25.960 Oh that's the worst. 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.560 The shot is you thought it was a fart, but 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:31.919 it was a little shit, but you caught it. But 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.439 it could be a little moist in there. Which girls 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:35.840 hate that. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:39.480 Oh that Yeah, girls do hate that. They either want 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:43.600 to they either want just a clean or they don't 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:47.520 want no like a chart or it's wet and firety. 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:51.000 They're like that's disgusting, Like whatever, it's just a clean, 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:51.800 loud one. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:53.320 It's fine. 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:54.560 It's fine anyway, man. 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:56.040 Yeah, it's manly. 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:57.960 Yeah, charts are are bad. 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.480 Short no shirts. Let's go to the last next one. 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:02.520 Pay Jules take wrong. 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.480 You know, the boys and I were shitting down here 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:08.480 in brov. That's gonna go watch your buddy play lacrosse. 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:12.320 You know, this kind of came across our minds. Why 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:15.520 are manholes shaped in a circle? Like, why not a square? 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:19.520 Why not a triangle? Let's cut the circle. I don't know, 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:23.119 we just want to know what you guys thought. Stupid question, 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:24.919 but oh well. 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:26.200 What is a manhole? 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:28.719 Why why are they circle? 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:33.320 Becuz, dude, that's the Ninja turtles went down there and 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:35.600