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Speaker 1: That's how Apple started. Apple didn't make billions of dollars

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Speaker 1: in a day at a day point at least two days.

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Speaker 1: So in the case you are listening to yesterday's podcast,

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Speaker 1: shame on you. Shame on you. First of all. Second

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Speaker 1: cakes like birthday meat loaf, ye, birthday corn bread, but

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Speaker 1: not question. Why did somebody though, just go to corn friend? Like, okay,

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Speaker 1: is going to make our corn friend? Okay? Why wouldn't

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Speaker 1: want to order this because we'll decorate to meat loaf

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Speaker 1: with a nice red sauce. You know, there has to

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Speaker 1: be something that sets us apart. Okay, if we keep

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Speaker 1: giving away our ideas, nothing will set us apart because

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Speaker 1: someone else to be doing it. So you never figured

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Speaker 1: out who's cooking the meat loaf, who's going to spend

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Speaker 1: the whole day? Listen, I'm just I'm just a concept guy,

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Speaker 1: all right. I was expecting because I think if you,

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Speaker 1: I think, if you go back and listen to the podcast,

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Speaker 1: you were not the concept of No. I came up

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Speaker 1: the idea originally, remember that I had the revelation that

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Speaker 1: you came up with. I said, without disease, you guys

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be anywhere. Garrett has every disease on the under this.

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Speaker 1: Without my birthday, it wouldn't even have been a saying

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Speaker 1: this is all falling apart. I think, okay, let's just

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Speaker 1: establish that we're going to court. Let's hold on. Let's

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Speaker 1: establish that a lot of us had a hand in it,

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Speaker 1: mean more than others, and but Scary had no hand

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Speaker 1: than it. He's out, Yeah, yeah, Scary, I really don't

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Speaker 1: remember your confusion inbusion was two dollars. Bethany rested the website.

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Speaker 1: She was proactive thank you. I think I think it's scary.

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Speaker 1: I think you deserve a smaller, slightly smaller share than

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Speaker 1: of Monday, all right, Danielle. It was her birthday that

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Speaker 1: was the genesis of the conversation, Garrett. It has allergic

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Speaker 1: to everything. I came up with the ideas that came,

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Speaker 1: Brody came up with the name, and then Bethany did

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Speaker 1: But do you guys remember who pulled his money out

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Speaker 1: last yesterday? Oh yeah, that's right. It doesn't matter. It's

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Speaker 1: still part of it. We got six of us. Buy

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Speaker 1: the biggest part because I put in five dollars in

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Speaker 1: can we please promise that our eight D number, our

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Speaker 1: you edit the phone taps in your underwear? I do, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm buckets naked sitting well, you know, you put something

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Speaker 1: it's of course yes, as a matter of fact, that's

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Speaker 1: why you put tape over Apple. I do not have

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Speaker 1: eating sound? Scary breathing? Oh, scary walking flip flops? That's right, yes, yes,

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