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Speaker 1: It's time now for a round it. Would you rather?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather be cross eyed? Or would you rather

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Speaker 1: have a pointy bald head?

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Speaker 2: Which one I got to see straight, y'all? Bald head?

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Speaker 3: Maybe give me a lot of hats. Man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: have to do it like that, he little pointy ball head.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be cock eyed. Just keep the head moving, cross.

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Speaker 2: Eide, cross eyed, cock eye say anything? All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather forget your jokes on stage or get

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Speaker 1: heckled the entire time?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, get heckle, no, get he bring

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Speaker 3: that heckler. If that's what you want, I got something

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Speaker 3: for you. You want to be in the show, You

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Speaker 3: got no fu? Okay, Well I can't be up there

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Speaker 3: for getting jokes though.

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Speaker 2: That day not an option, you know.

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Speaker 1: I think that is such a skill that you guys have,

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Speaker 1: that you remember all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: That's outstanding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I just think it's.

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Speaker 3: It's well, the alternative is not remembering it.

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Speaker 2: Because now what is we out here for? Exactly? We

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Speaker 2: got a problem we got with the audience. Man, I'm

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Speaker 2: about to tell y'all something.

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Speaker 4: What was that The three dudes walk in the bar?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: These three dudes walk in the bar. Black dude, Chinese dude,

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Speaker 3: and the white dude and the white dude.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying it was a black dude. I said that, right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Chinese dudes in there and.

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Speaker 1: Showed up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, what's going on? What else going on.

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Speaker 3: In there?

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Speaker 2: Boy? They was in that bar. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: they were doing.

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Speaker 1: That's when you start picking on people in the audience.

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Speaker 2: How to wear you like the wing? The wings?

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Speaker 1: Good? All right? Got it? Guys? All right? Would you

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Speaker 1: rather be a contestant on Jeopardy or would you rather

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Speaker 1: do an episode of wild'n out?

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Speaker 2: I got the wild out. I can't answer question. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be on Jeopardy now him, man, because they

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Speaker 4: gonna tag you apart on wilding Out. They have no mercy.

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Speaker 2: Man's no filter at all. Business man. I can't do it.

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Speaker 2: And now they got old school versus new school. Wicked, This, Wicked,

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Speaker 2: watched this the other night, Wild and wild and wild?

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Speaker 2: All right? Wild?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have heartburn for three days? Heartburn for

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Speaker 1: three days? Or would you rather have coffee with your ex?

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Speaker 2: You can burn my heart and set it on file

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Speaker 2: to Tom Tom, Tom, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Like there some flower seeds I ain't laying to your Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's no way I.

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Speaker 2: Can't harbour for three days.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next?

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Speaker 2: Our life still in effectively?

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show