Speaker 1: The Nikkia Yes here, n hello here, I am as
Speaker 1: Seniculator podcast. How y'all doing? It's Monday? Wow, God, this
Speaker 1: freaking weekend felt long. We've had a couple of days
Speaker 1: off of work. Usually we only get oh oh no, no, wait,
Speaker 1: what's day. I'm trying. Ever since my speech last week
Speaker 1: about not trying, and I really thought about how when
Speaker 1: people try in English, even if they know nothing, I'm
Speaker 1: always like good, like yeah, I've never once said to
Speaker 1: someone that goes my English very bad. I've never gone
Speaker 1: it is. I've always gone no, I'm like so impressed,
Speaker 1: and I've never not meant that even if they know
Speaker 1: literally only know how to say my English very bad.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate you saying that to me, or not
Speaker 1: saying that to me. To you about your English. I
Speaker 1: didn't even say that, right. Um, you know though I
Speaker 1: was reading less Yolo. Uh you know though I was
Speaker 1: reading last night about um, oh my god, who what what? Right?
Speaker 1: It is the only place where I get literally every
Speaker 1: talking point I have. It was some video and it
Speaker 1: was talking about how oh it was talking about memory.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. It was talking about memory and how
Speaker 1: it was It was explained like I'm five, and it
Speaker 1: was asking why do I always forget things that I
Speaker 1: used to be a master of? You know, a couple
Speaker 1: of months ago. Let's say you learn a song on piano,
Speaker 1: and then two months past you never play it, and
Speaker 1: you don't you don't know any of it. Um. And
Speaker 1: they pretty much they explained that I'm five, which is
Speaker 1: amazing because they explained it to you, like your five
Speaker 1: is that your brain needs to constantly make room for
Speaker 1: more information sation. So when you don't use another thing,
Speaker 1: like say you learned how to hunt for a certain
Speaker 1: type of berry, and you found the berry, and you
Speaker 1: ate the berry and whatever, and then a month goes
Speaker 1: by and you don't hunt that berry anymore. Well, clearly
Speaker 1: that berry didn't taste good. It didn't like fulfill you.
Speaker 1: So let's let's lose how we found out how to
Speaker 1: get that barried, because we gotta learn how to find
Speaker 1: more berries because the other And I was trying to
Speaker 1: play a song on guitar that I partised so much
Speaker 1: one week and I already forget all of the core transitions,
Speaker 1: and you know, you get it back, but it's it's
Speaker 1: it's slags and um. But anyway, they said about language.
Speaker 1: It made me think of Ilaria Baldwin. Now. One of
Speaker 1: the most damning videos about her being fake Spanish was
Speaker 1: when she was on The Today Show and she was talking,
Speaker 1: but she's doing a cooking segment and she is an
Speaker 1: you know, English speaking is her native language. She was
Speaker 1: looking at cucumbers and she was like, and then you
Speaker 1: put in um, how you say que number? And she
Speaker 1: struggled for cucumber. But a lot of people in this
Speaker 1: thread were saying that when they their native language, they
Speaker 1: forget certain words when they've been speaking another language. Pretty often.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even have to be like they've only spoken
Speaker 1: that language. It's like you forget. So I learned to
Speaker 1: cut her some slack that maybe she actually did forget
Speaker 1: the word for cucumber, because it was just so there
Speaker 1: were so many people going, I always forget like simple
Speaker 1: words in my native tongue. It is weird because like
Speaker 1: you can remember, I can remember certain rap songs or
Speaker 1: certain things that you never would think would stay in
Speaker 1: your brain, and then other things you can recall when
Speaker 1: you want to. It's an interesting because there's probably some
Speaker 1: songs that you probably learned around the same time that
Speaker 1: are still in there. Somewhere. So it's interesting that your
Speaker 1: brain gets rid of certain things and not what do
Speaker 1: you say to somebody who hate or anyone trying to
Speaker 1: one of rose all things in the bloody way to
Speaker 1: study a tape of n w A one day, I
Speaker 1: was walking by walking, I could be your hype man.
Speaker 1: There's seven different levels of devil worship and horses, human sacrifices, cannibalism,
Speaker 1: candles and extracisms, animals having sex with the cameras, manimals,
Speaker 1: and rabbits. But I don't get into that. I kick
Speaker 1: the habit. Wait, who that Shakespeare nine episodes? I like
Speaker 1: when you give it time stamp, which isn't even accurate.
Speaker 1: It might be right, I'm gonna go six episodes. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's on, way off. But anyhow, that's eminem in a
Speaker 1: song called dead Wrong where Billy's Biggie Smalls. Do you
Speaker 1: have a song in your head? Noah, go, I don't
Speaker 1: even think. I can't do it. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: do like. I don't listen to use. You don't know
Speaker 1: what about candy man tempting without the Last Week to program.
Speaker 1: That was going to be my joke for a while,
Speaker 1: that that's The only rap that white people know is
Speaker 1: that Dave made and Joe didn't. What's the Naked Ladies one? Uh? Fuck,
Speaker 1: it's been one week, isn't that song? Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean probably trying to use that then because we
Speaker 1: can't remember it. But again, that's something Chicken to China.
Speaker 1: The Chinese were down the maze on this one the cars.
Speaker 1: That's so funny because I had no I lost it
Speaker 1: and then you said two words. I know that's what
Speaker 1: I needed. The other day when I looked up this
Speaker 1: chord transition, I needed one chord and then I remembered
Speaker 1: the because when I'm learning songs on the guitar, I
Speaker 1: learned like a pattern of like okay, then my hand
Speaker 1: goes in this way, then it goes over here. I
Speaker 1: don't go by sound of like that's that because I
Speaker 1: don't know what chords sound. I can't conjure it out
Speaker 1: of my mind. I just go like, okay, that song
Speaker 1: goes in a clockwork fashion, and then I memorized the patterns.
Speaker 1: It's weird how memory what you do to remember things? Like?
Speaker 1: Do you have any devices to remember things in your life? Well,
Speaker 1: it's interesting you say that because I was driving over
Speaker 1: here and I was just you know, sometimes I'll go
Speaker 1: over new bits in my mind to see if I
Speaker 1: can remember it for when eventually I do say it.
Speaker 1: You're so good about that. Um okay, I in your
Speaker 1: mind is amazing. Well, I was driving and like the
Speaker 1: new GRAMDMA bit, I just wanted to make sure I
Speaker 1: could hit. So what I do is like to remember it.
Speaker 1: I'll separate its little thing, but I'll separate it in paragraphs.
Speaker 1: So each joke, I'll just when I'm writing in my notes,
Speaker 1: just separate where it's new. So in my mind I
Speaker 1: separate it. Then. The other thing that I've noticed is
Speaker 1: that if I don't try to speed through it and
Speaker 1: just like let it come to me, well, don't try
Speaker 1: to push it. Yeah, I can remember things way easier.
Speaker 1: I think. Do you ever do The thing which I
Speaker 1: think you're hinting at is that you allow on yourself
Speaker 1: to discover where it's going the way you discovered it
Speaker 1: when you out it, like, of course that thing will
Speaker 1: lead me to the Grandma part when I say she's
Speaker 1: a hundred is going to lead me because when I
Speaker 1: think of someone who's a hundred, I think of that
Speaker 1: thing that is the that that's the thing I thought
Speaker 1: of when I thought of that joke where you just
Speaker 1: kind of count on that. When I was smoking so
Speaker 1: much weed and like performing it was I would say,
Speaker 1: you know, thirty times a show, I would be in
Speaker 1: the middle of a sentence and go, I don't know
Speaker 1: how this ends. I don't know how this And it's
Speaker 1: so much different than a song. You guys are like
Speaker 1: a just any sentence, like like you, let's say you're
Speaker 1: memorizing a speech you know, you're giving your company or something.
Speaker 1: I have to say that. I think comedy is more
Speaker 1: crucial to memorizing details because it's reliant on it being
Speaker 1: a joke at the end and if it's a specific thing,
Speaker 1: whereas if you know, you're like talking about and then
Speaker 1: our numbers last year, we're on a steady incline throughout
Speaker 1: the September. What I don't even think of any business words,
Speaker 1: you know, like you just make up things because no
Speaker 1: one's listening anyway, and it doesn't rely on them going.
Speaker 1: That's so funny you say that, though, because I think
Speaker 1: we both when we had to give speeches in school,
Speaker 1: for me, that's what you were doing right there. If
Speaker 1: I had to do that in front of like an office,
Speaker 1: would scared of them living ship out of me, maybe
Speaker 1: after I've done it a few times. I was just
Speaker 1: scared of boys ways to make fun of me the word.
Speaker 1: I felt bad that everyone in the room had to
Speaker 1: look at me and like I was probably like so
Speaker 1: ugly that like the boys like didn't We're like I
Speaker 1: don't want to look at her, miss grosses ugly. Like
Speaker 1: I thought there would be something like that of like, hey,
Speaker 1: you need to pay attention. Well, she's like ugly and
Speaker 1: I don't even want to. I thought was that was
Speaker 1: my biggest fear was that they were going to because
Speaker 1: boys always do that ship. I'm so tired, like boys
Speaker 1: do it all the time of like you call them
Speaker 1: on something and then they've instantly hurt someone to like deflect.
Speaker 1: I mean we've seen that a lot on perfect Strangers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean within seconds they go from cool chill balkies
Speaker 1: like chill and then you deny him once and then
Speaker 1: you see his true murders and things. It's pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: It's people need to and I'm included in this. People
Speaker 1: need to be okay with being wrong or being or
Speaker 1: making a mistake, you know, like you know, sometimes you
Speaker 1: are talking during a presentation of a students and the
Speaker 1: teacher is gonna yell at you. That's a that's a
Speaker 1: normal thing to be reprimanded about. Sometimes you are talking
Speaker 1: too loud in a restaurant or something. Just suck it
Speaker 1: up and realize that you made a mistake, and you're
Speaker 1: allowed to make mistakes. You don't always have to have
Speaker 1: a defense. You don't always have to go. But it's
Speaker 1: because you were or well it's because I thought this thing,
Speaker 1: I mean driving here is own it and say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I sucked up. Are you living in a world where
Speaker 1: you have never made a mistake. There are some people
Speaker 1: who walk around truly thinking that they've never done anything wrong,
Speaker 1: and we'll have an excuse for every bad thing that
Speaker 1: has ever happened to them. Every every time they've been
Speaker 1: arrested or pulled over or broken the rules, there's always
Speaker 1: an excuse. Sometimes you just hurt people's feelings because you
Speaker 1: get angry. Sometimes you just are an asshole. The other
Speaker 1: day I was defending someone you know online called me
Speaker 1: a bit and was like, Oh, she treats her family
Speaker 1: and all of her friends like such. She thinks she's
Speaker 1: better than them, and I was like, the reason you
Speaker 1: know this is because I put it on my podcast.
Speaker 1: You do the same thing you're talking about. I'm sometimes
Speaker 1: rude to my family. Oh you mean the meme that
Speaker 1: you see every Christmas when people around their family. I
Speaker 1: live around my family, I work with my family. I
Speaker 1: admit sometimes I get a little bit. I get either hormonal.
Speaker 1: This is not an excuse, by the way. These are
Speaker 1: different than excuses. Like sometimes I get angry and I
Speaker 1: am backed into a corner and I have no coping
Speaker 1: mechanism because I'm a flawed person that doesn't have it
Speaker 1: all figured out, and I lash out at the people
Speaker 1: I love and it sucks. But at least I could
Speaker 1: say that's what happens instead of going, well they deserved it.
Speaker 1: Well they came at me first. It doesn't matter, like
Speaker 1: just own some ship you guys, just not you besties,
Speaker 1: but like just being able to say a few of them,
Speaker 1: a few of the besties need to own it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a few of them. There's a few.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's someone listening to hear who's gotten offensive
Speaker 1: about something. They gotta learn. They gotta learn when someone
Speaker 1: like cuts you off on while driving, and my first
Speaker 1: instinct is to, you know, murder. Their whole family want
Speaker 1: to do an impression of you. Yes, okay, what did
Speaker 1: you do? What? Okay? Well, then go will then go well,
Speaker 1: then go motherfucker. But then if I if I just
Speaker 1: get one of ease, and I know it's the cheesiest
Speaker 1: thing ever, but if a driver cuts me off and
Speaker 1: guess I'm sorry, And sometimes this is funny because his
Speaker 1: hand up you could like you could run over someone's dog,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, my bad. Like it doesn't work
Speaker 1: all the time, but pot can't be like, yeah, are
Speaker 1: you caring? My bad? I'd forgive him. No, I wouldn't,
Speaker 1: but I've gone on record and said I would forgive. Literally,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that I'm okay with what they did.
Speaker 1: And then I'm not still angry about the fucking ramifications
Speaker 1: of what they did. But I think anyone who goes
Speaker 1: my well, you know, this gets back into the Sam
Speaker 1: Harris thing and maybe the new listeners haven't heard me
Speaker 1: on this spield before. But like any time the book
Speaker 1: Free Will, he has this example of a crazy guy
Speaker 1: that shot up a bunch of people at the University
Speaker 1: of Tech sit in the seventies and he's from it.
Speaker 1: He was at a clock tower or something like that
Speaker 1: on campus and just picking people off, mass shooting, one
Speaker 1: of the like first big ones in the nation in
Speaker 1: modern times, I think. And everyone was like, you know,
Speaker 1: obviously this guy's the fucking worst, and let's throw him
Speaker 1: in jail and everything. And then I think he died.
Speaker 1: He died either during the thing or later on. And
Speaker 1: they examined his brain and they realized that there was
Speaker 1: a tumor growing on some part of his brain that
Speaker 1: triggered um that often triggers anger. Yeah, yeah, that pulls
Speaker 1: that triggers your finger to go to walmartin by a gun,
Speaker 1: and everyone goes, oh, okay, it's not his fault. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like, yes, he did something crazy. But whenever there's
Speaker 1: a tumor growing on someone's brain or they have rabies,
Speaker 1: let's say, and they attack everyone whatever it is. That
Speaker 1: dog had rabies, it didn't mean to attack, Whereas if
Speaker 1: a shark attacks a guy, it's like, he's the we
Speaker 1: have to fucking kill that shark. Yes, we kill an
Speaker 1: animal rabies too, but we have a little bit more
Speaker 1: sympathy for the animal as brabies. But if you open
Speaker 1: up anyone's brain after they murder someone, or if they
Speaker 1: cut someone off in traffic, after they lie to you
Speaker 1: and cheat on you, something in their brain that was
Speaker 1: not in their control did it. It might not be
Speaker 1: a tumor, but everything you do is your brain. So
Speaker 1: if we're gonna excuse people with tumors in their brain,
Speaker 1: we should excuse everything because none of it is up
Speaker 1: to us. Can I just say something? But that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that I wouldn't want to stop that person and
Speaker 1: put that's different than stopping someone. Yeah, like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess forgiveness is different than stopping. Yeah, stopping You do
Speaker 1: it to protect the public, Yeah, you put you put?
Speaker 1: This isn't like oh no, we shouldn't put murderers behind bar.
Speaker 1: I mean there, that's preventative, but it's not punitive. We're
Speaker 1: not doing it to be like you're bad and we
Speaker 1: want you to suffer because you chose to do person
Speaker 1: choose to get molested by their dad and then fucking
Speaker 1: beat by their mom, neglected by their school, and then em,
Speaker 1: I know, what were you gonna say? Um? Going back
Speaker 1: to the criticism point that you were making, So I
Speaker 1: was a person who was not able to really handle
Speaker 1: the criticism, and I would react to it as opposed
Speaker 1: to respond. I now can take criticism, I can withhold
Speaker 1: a reaction, but I have a hard time responding to it.
Speaker 1: And I think that's where a lot of people kind
Speaker 1: of hit a roadblock, because it's like you just don't
Speaker 1: know how to communicate, Um, what you know that acknowledge?
Speaker 1: You give an example of that, Noah, Like what do
Speaker 1: you mean by how like how to respond to it
Speaker 1: where it's like not too vicious or not too soft. No,
Speaker 1: it's not even that, it's just kind of like, um,
Speaker 1: validating the other person. Like if let's say I do something, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's say I'm I'm arguing with my partner,
Speaker 1: and uh, he has a valid point about my uh irrationality,
Speaker 1: which I know is a is a thing that I've
Speaker 1: been working on. But then I just it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is something I've been working on,
Speaker 1: So here it is manifesting again, But I can't verbalize
Speaker 1: that he's right about it. It's it's hard for me.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of people kind of hit
Speaker 1: that roadblock and they just tend to Why is that
Speaker 1: because you're kind of give me are you saying like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the what's the roadblock there? I know what it is.
Speaker 1: In my family growing up, um, we would just have
Speaker 1: arguments and then we would disperse. There was never like
Speaker 1: a conversation about what started the argument. We would just
Speaker 1: like slam the door, everyone goes to the room, and
Speaker 1: then two hours later we all meet in the kitchen
Speaker 1: and it's like nothing happened. We just avoid it. So
Speaker 1: I just don't know how to talk about it. It's
Speaker 1: very hard for me. Yeah, I think the key is
Speaker 1: two when when you get criticized about something, even if
Speaker 1: you're like completely like this person so out of line
Speaker 1: is to say, is to try to figure out how
Speaker 1: because I've dealt with this too with my partner of
Speaker 1: like not understanding how they could feel that way and
Speaker 1: being like but I didn't mean to do that, so
Speaker 1: get over it, you know, and like what's the issue,
Speaker 1: Like I don't ever mean to hurt you, or let's say,
Speaker 1: you know, I think that it's about saying I'm really
Speaker 1: sorry that I made you feel that way. It's something
Speaker 1: that I'm working on, and clearly I'm not working on
Speaker 1: it hard enough. And these are important moments to bring
Speaker 1: to my attention so that I can be more vigilant
Speaker 1: about it. But I promise you, like it's something at
Speaker 1: this moment that's out of my control, and I would
Speaker 1: really like you to stay on me about this. And
Speaker 1: I know that it was probably hard to confront me.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry that it makes you feel bad. It's
Speaker 1: just something that it's a way of communicating or whatever
Speaker 1: you did that I developed out of fear, anger, and sadness.
Speaker 1: So when I'm feeling those I go to like this
Speaker 1: could even be said for literally anything like if you
Speaker 1: get quite shoplifting, like I, this is something I've developed
Speaker 1: to make me feel better, and I know it's wrong,
Speaker 1: but I can't help it because I just don't. I
Speaker 1: need to stop. And the only way to stop a
Speaker 1: bad habit or a defense mechanism is to habit be
Speaker 1: shown to you. So as hard as that is, you
Speaker 1: have to like thank that person for being able to
Speaker 1: show you how you hurt people, because we have to
Speaker 1: be accountable to hurting people even if we don't mean to.
Speaker 1: And it's so hard. Its fucking sucks hearing that you
Speaker 1: are that maybe people have been talking about you behind
Speaker 1: your back, saying like you're like, and then someone finally
Speaker 1: can that's the That's the thing that really gets me
Speaker 1: is when people have been like it's been a conversation
Speaker 1: going on. It's an intervention of sorts where it's like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you just say this right away? Why am
Speaker 1: I coming up to We've all done the same thing.
Speaker 1: But then you realize it's because you have created a
Speaker 1: you don't see because there they have a fear of confrontation.
Speaker 1: So like, they're your fear that's causing you to be
Speaker 1: whatever way to them is stoking their fear of confrontation,
Speaker 1: and so they should have maybe brought it to you sooner.
Speaker 1: But also like it's it's but you, But that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you get to be like, well, you should have
Speaker 1: brought this to me sooner. I'm I'm just fine doing
Speaker 1: what I do. It's like, he just there's this great
Speaker 1: book I'm reading called on Living I think is the
Speaker 1: name of it, and it was about living in the
Speaker 1: gray area of life. And there was a part I
Speaker 1: I highlighted to share on the podcast, and I'll do
Speaker 1: it in a little bit, but it's, um god, this
Speaker 1: book is so freaking good. It's uh yeah, On Living
Speaker 1: by Carrie k e r r y egan e g
Speaker 1: A and and it's she's a chaplain and a hospice
Speaker 1: and she's the person that goes in and like they
Speaker 1: just tell all their secrets to all these people at
Speaker 1: the end of their life and their lessons, and like
Speaker 1: it's just so much better than I thought it would be.
Speaker 1: I'm learning, like so much and it's exactly what we're
Speaker 1: talking about. Here is a whole chapter. But let's go
Speaker 1: to break. Andrew, I'm coming in all right, We're back.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, I want to remind you that I'm coming
Speaker 1: to Canada. We are coming to Canada very soon. I
Speaker 1: don't know who's gonna go with me to Canada. Adressing you, Andrew.
Speaker 1: We're coming to Canada April eighth and ninth, I believe
Speaker 1: are the dates. Let me just double cheerckt yep. I'll
Speaker 1: be in Winnipeg on April eighth and um on the ninth,
Speaker 1: I will be in Vancouver, So make sure you get
Speaker 1: tickets to those Thanky Glazer dot com. Um, I've been
Speaker 1: to Vancouver. I don't know that I've been to Winnipeg.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've been to Winnipeg. I've been to Vancouver.
Speaker 1: Very clean city from what I remember, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so clean. I don't know why. I just I went
Speaker 1: there going to Alaska. I think I took a cruise
Speaker 1: and came back to Vancouver potentially. I just remember I
Speaker 1: saw Late Miss there for like the third time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen Late Miss in many different venues. Have you
Speaker 1: been a Vancouver No. I think I was with an
Speaker 1: ex on tour, but it was like probably like one day,
Speaker 1: so I don't remember much like this one night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I just remember the shopping district has
Speaker 1: like a hill going up. There's like, yeah, there's yes
Speaker 1: on the water. Yes, there's a hill on the water.
Speaker 1: It's almost like San Francisco E kind of. And then
Speaker 1: I know that there's a huge population of Chinese there
Speaker 1: because uh, something to do with Hong Kong. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Someone was describing it to me of like there. And
Speaker 1: then I was staying over at the Weston, a beautiful
Speaker 1: hotel there. Anyway, it doesn't matter, Um, we're going to Winnipeg.
Speaker 1: Let Mesnipeg is there. Did you know that the Winnipeg
Speaker 1: is the capital? Oh wait, sorry, that was Vancouver. Winnipeg, though,
Speaker 1: is the capital and largest city of the province of
Speaker 1: what I would never get this man ester to b perfect.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you didn't get perfect. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I be capital geographically. Let me just look where Winnipeg is,
Speaker 1: just so I understand WHOA I had no idea. I
Speaker 1: thought Winnipeg was going to be on the west coast.
Speaker 1: Guess what state it's above? I have to look at
Speaker 1: what state this is, by the way, Um kinda, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's on the like if you like the border of
Speaker 1: Michigan and I'm guessing that's um fucking Montana or something
Speaker 1: south Dakota. I would assume it's west coast because that's
Speaker 1: where Vancouver is, and that's how you should do a tour.
Speaker 1: And I know exactly, I'm basic fact that my agents
Speaker 1: should probably schedule me so I'm not flying across a
Speaker 1: fucking continent. Okay, I'm doing two shows, you know. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll be fucking tired for your show. No, I won't be.
Speaker 1: I sleep so well on a plane. Yeah, Winnipeg is
Speaker 1: like straight above. Um god, it's gonna be cold as fox.
Speaker 1: Still Michigan and whatever state is next to Michigan at
Speaker 1: the very top. I don't know the United States as
Speaker 1: well as I should. Um yeah, and what else about Winnipeg.
Speaker 1: I just want to read some facts so we can
Speaker 1: learn something. Um you know what. My favorite thing to
Speaker 1: go to is famous people from there, but they don't
Speaker 1: have that on there. That's usually for colleges. Whenever I'm
Speaker 1: doing a college, I was like at notable alumni. And
Speaker 1: it's always funny to go like the man who invented
Speaker 1: the wheelbarrel handle. Just like, good job guys, University Rhode Island. Ye, Winnipeg,
Speaker 1: the bear. What do you got? What are you go? Okay,
Speaker 1: Winnipeg was the first city in the world to develop
Speaker 1: the emergency number. Whoa cool Winnipeg fact that came to America.
Speaker 1: That's really good. How many people were getting like stabbed?
Speaker 1: They're They're like, we gotta get a number. I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't keep dialing this long without you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Whoa wait a second. Remember when I said
Speaker 1: last week I didn't know anything about Innuits. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: the Winnipeg Art Gallery has the biggest collection of contemporary
Speaker 1: Inuit art in the world. There you go, interesting in
Speaker 1: in interesting, um Man, Winnipeg is actually pretty freaking gorgeous. Okay, sweet,
Speaker 1: So we're coming to Winnipeg and we're coming to Vancouver,
Speaker 1: and um, Winnipeg we know all these facts. Now in
Speaker 1: Vancouver we know it has a hill. So tell us
Speaker 1: what more we can learn. It's interesting now you can
Speaker 1: learn more about a city reading two sentences versus us
Speaker 1: going there for a year. It's insane. You know what
Speaker 1: I want though? When I go into the town, which
Speaker 1: we often get from like the drivers or whatever, it's like,
Speaker 1: what's the thing to make fun of here? You know, like,
Speaker 1: what's the thing that we can reference city? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean I have a choke where I just like fill
Speaker 1: in a blank of like the most crime the city,
Speaker 1: the part of the city. I always ask the driver,
Speaker 1: what's if you if your partner wanted to go pick
Speaker 1: up a Craigslist item from this part of town, which
Speaker 1: give me the part of town that you'd go, like
Speaker 1: you're not going there and I go. And also, don't
Speaker 1: make it a black thing. Don't pick the part of
Speaker 1: town where there's like like make it like the white,
Speaker 1: shitty part of town, because I don't want I don't
Speaker 1: want that energy. You asked me the other day where St.
Speaker 1: Louis was, Oh, this was hilarious. No, Um, you there
Speaker 1: a year and a half and on a map? Did
Speaker 1: you look at on the map? Now, I would say
Speaker 1: on a map would be cheat kind of cheating. But
Speaker 1: even on a map, I have trouble on a map.
Speaker 1: Can I just you? Can I send you a blank
Speaker 1: picture picture of Missouri and I want you to just
Speaker 1: point where you think we are. No, Can I ask
Speaker 1: you a question? Do you think I have too much
Speaker 1: skin between my nose and my top lip? Frae? The
Speaker 1: shape face? No? I think you look really good. I
Speaker 1: like this better than the goat, to be honest with you. Wait,
Speaker 1: you have more skin. What are you talking about? That's
Speaker 1: why I grow my hair on my face. My dad too,
Speaker 1: We just have to the colins have too much skin
Speaker 1: here and it's a normal amount of skin. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks great. Who told you that? Yeah? Who said that
Speaker 1: to you as a kid? That was it your dad?
Speaker 1: I don't know. My dad always had a mustache, and
Speaker 1: I believe my mother told me it's because of it.
Speaker 1: So there we got this of that where you have
Speaker 1: the asshole on your top lit cupid spot? No, not cupids? Okay,
Speaker 1: here you go. I want you just on this map,
Speaker 1: holed this up and show it to the camera and
Speaker 1: then show me where Missouri is. And then I want
Speaker 1: to show you where we are. So that's a map
Speaker 1: of the United States. Don't touch it too much because
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's a Okay, so there's a map. Yep,
Speaker 1: there's a map. Buddy, man, where's the Missouri? Where's the
Speaker 1: place you've lived a year and a half? I swear
Speaker 1: to got in that fucking round, but I'm guessing this one. Wait, yep,
Speaker 1: that's it. Now, zoom in on that and tell me
Speaker 1: where St. Louis is. Is the only reason why I
Speaker 1: would know. Mm hmmm, it's because of its because I've
Speaker 1: driven this Chicago. Okay, Well that that that's helpful. I
Speaker 1: would say it's right here by the corner. Here by
Speaker 1: the corner there. Wait on the top or bottom bottom, No,
Speaker 1: not complete bottom, just in that little I would say
Speaker 1: it's southeast, but not fully southeast, so south, just below center,
Speaker 1: just below center. Well, you're very wrong, Okay, where is it?
Speaker 1: It is completely center. That little bulge that sticks out
Speaker 1: of Missouri, that's St. Louis, the little bulge on the side,
Speaker 1: not not the bottom bulge, not the little boat heel,
Speaker 1: the side bulge, but the thing is I don't know
Speaker 1: fucking anything about anywhere, so I wouldn't blame you. I
Speaker 1: do blame you for living there're half. I think at
Speaker 1: some point, I think in a year and a half,
Speaker 1: I would have looked up on a map where I am.
Speaker 1: But maybe not. I have to say that I did
Speaker 1: think Los Angeles on a map. If I would have
Speaker 1: just picked it on California map, I would have put
Speaker 1: it way higher than it is. It's so low. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also Connecticut, also Connecticut, New Jersey all that ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh that's a nightmare. That's a nightmare. I I don't
Speaker 1: know where New New Jersey is. I don't know where
Speaker 1: Connecticut is. I don't know where any of that is.
Speaker 1: York I used to below New York, New York City.
Speaker 1: I know that because it's this fucking stupid island that
Speaker 1: sticks out or like that's that sticks out, but it's
Speaker 1: kind of like centered into the Connecticut north or south
Speaker 1: of New York. It's north. Sure, Yeah, I think you're right,
Speaker 1: because I just know when I'm driving to like, um,
Speaker 1: you know, Rhode Island or something. For a wedding, I
Speaker 1: had to pass through Hartford, Like you see Hartford on
Speaker 1: ways places, and then you also see you go through
Speaker 1: New Jersey on other places. So I think that's driving
Speaker 1: does help you a lot. And the bigger to state,
Speaker 1: the easier it is to know, because like we have
Speaker 1: a general idea of where things are in the whole country.
Speaker 1: I could pick a state, but when the when they
Speaker 1: start getting really little, get too little, it's like finding
Speaker 1: the last piece of a puzzle. But then they get
Speaker 1: to square. Some of them are just squares, and you're like,
Speaker 1: come on, square, differentiate yourself from the other squares. Like
Speaker 1: Nevada gives me a little bit because it kind of
Speaker 1: like tilts to the sad Arizona Nevada are the same state.
Speaker 1: I think. No, Arizona is pretty square. No, it's like
Speaker 1: a travel it is fuck like one of ship. I
Speaker 1: think Texas. Though I can tell you where Dallas is,
Speaker 1: I can tell you where Houston is, I couldn't know
Speaker 1: any of that stuff none. I mean, it would be
Speaker 1: comical for me to place different towns in Texas. I've
Speaker 1: met a guy the other day from Iowa and he
Speaker 1: was trying to describe where he's from, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know the place you're using as a reference. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: you know Iowa City. It's about three and a half
Speaker 1: hours southeast Where you say that, I'm just like, oh boy,
Speaker 1: what did I ask? Oh god? Yeah, they go it's
Speaker 1: a small town in Iowa. Oh so if you take
Speaker 1: south and then it's about thirty miles east of the U.
Speaker 1: Uh have Inte's like a nice area. I wouldn't my
Speaker 1: wife go pick up a crib on Craigslist. They always
Speaker 1: sell it to you too. People always sell it to you,
Speaker 1: like if they live in a place that isn't I
Speaker 1: feel like they don't a lot of times, I don't
Speaker 1: even worry about it town. You know, I've been sold
Speaker 1: a lot lately. On the golf course. Yeah, the guy
Speaker 1: will be like, yeah, I from Glenn people with a
Speaker 1: lot of money who are very proud of that. They're
Speaker 1: probably from rich parts of town. I'm talking to mostly
Speaker 1: like p A s who are like, I'm just from
Speaker 1: this fucking shitty town outside of Wichita. I don't need
Speaker 1: to tell you about it. I'm not talking to the elite,
Speaker 1: the elite golfers of I mean, you're playing some golf
Speaker 1: courses that are funny. Those people are rich. It is
Speaker 1: funny that the guy who's like, there's some golfers. They're
Speaker 1: just people, you mean in general, where they'll tell you
Speaker 1: a story that they've told thousands of times, right, and
Speaker 1: they don't want a story from you. They don't. They're
Speaker 1: not good listeners. They're just they tell their story. They
Speaker 1: get their story out, and then that's the end of
Speaker 1: the conversation. And then you're like, well, do you want
Speaker 1: to know a little bit of the mountain? No, they
Speaker 1: they don't. He told me the stories, like, so we had, uh,
Speaker 1: this rich guy, this guy goes, this rich guy bought
Speaker 1: the the the uh what's the dock area, like like
Speaker 1: the waterfront area, and he was going to redevelop it
Speaker 1: but not but the people spoke and we got together
Speaker 1: and we filed a lawsuit through the one lawyer in town.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is this, Like how many times
Speaker 1: have you? And we wanted back and we wanted to
Speaker 1: he had all the point he was practicing his delivery
Speaker 1: all the way over. Yeah, And I was like and
Speaker 1: then that was the end of the story. And I
Speaker 1: was like, you don't even care if I'm listening to
Speaker 1: this story. Yeah, I need to get it out of
Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't know it's interesting. I watched, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched, um my man like was talking. I remember
Speaker 1: like I was walking in front of him talking to
Speaker 1: someone else behind me, and like this guy was just talking.
Speaker 1: Like my man had a story that was like partner
Speaker 1: in the same Yeah, my partner had a story that
Speaker 1: was like in the same ballpark as this guy's story.
Speaker 1: Probably a better story actually than the skuy's. So the
Speaker 1: guy gets on telling a story and he wants he does,
Speaker 1: and we we talked about it later. The guy did
Speaker 1: not give I heard. I heard Chris try to start
Speaker 1: the story like five times, and he would just keep
Speaker 1: talking over it. And it got to the point where
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh God, I cannot wait to talk
Speaker 1: about what I'm witnessing right now because it was just
Speaker 1: this guy. Just some people just don't give a funk
Speaker 1: about anyone with themselves. Get those people out of your life.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm just like when people when I hear
Speaker 1: people complain about someone being like when people just complain
Speaker 1: about other people constantly. This has happened with my mom,
Speaker 1: This has happened with certain friends of mine, where like
Speaker 1: all they do anytime someone's name comes up, a friend
Speaker 1: of theirs a family member. It's always just yeah, I
Speaker 1: just go I why do I have to suffer and
Speaker 1: hear all of this? Get stop hanging out with them?
Speaker 1: But their family, I don't care. They're they're abusive, They
Speaker 1: they they're mean. They will never ever compliment the sconce
Speaker 1: new sconces you made. Mom. That's that's the thing that
Speaker 1: bugs me about people complaining about people. People don't change
Speaker 1: unless they're actively going to like a twelve step program
Speaker 1: or going to therapy or going to do ayahuasca or
Speaker 1: meditating every day. People don't change. So you complaining about
Speaker 1: a person that fucking only talks about themselves always is
Speaker 1: passive aggressive to you. Always like those people. If you're waiting,
Speaker 1: you're at some point you enjoy it. You enjoy having
Speaker 1: an enemy in your life. You enjoy, Yes, you enjoy
Speaker 1: having something to bitch about. And this person gives you
Speaker 1: that because the person is not going to change. My
Speaker 1: mom and dad have both complained about certain people in
Speaker 1: their lives for years and years. And I just leave
Speaker 1: the room now because it's every time I go, why
Speaker 1: do you hang out with this person if every time
Speaker 1: you talk about them? Uh? And they go, well, because
Speaker 1: they're my friend, Nicky, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, because I do enjoy sometimes I do
Speaker 1: enjoy hanging out with it. I go, do you because
Speaker 1: I've never once what is the benefit you're getting out
Speaker 1: of this person? And I've had to ask myself that
Speaker 1: sometimes about people, and then I go, wow, I'm just
Speaker 1: keeping them around so I have stories to tell about
Speaker 1: how fucking awful they are to my own. Because sometimes
Speaker 1: people are so fascinating ly awful that it is fun
Speaker 1: to hang out with them. I used to have a
Speaker 1: friend where I would wait for him to ask me
Speaker 1: anything about myself? Do you ever do that? Yeah? Every day?
Speaker 1: With you? God, I can be that way sometimes, but
Speaker 1: but I do find that I try to care about
Speaker 1: other people's lives, but when I have something, I understand that.
Speaker 1: Like recently with Chris, I've been like just really talking
Speaker 1: about my life constantly and not asking about his because
Speaker 1: he's so helpful and he has no problem just giving me,
Speaker 1: you know, just listening, and I get off the phone,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't ask him anything about him, and
Speaker 1: it's like, we can't do we can't live like this.
Speaker 1: I can't do this. I do this thing where and
Speaker 1: I think you sometimes will do it to me, and
Speaker 1: I've done it many times, where you'll ask someone a
Speaker 1: question so they could do their thing just so you
Speaker 1: could get to your thing. So you pretend you go, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: that's interesting anyways here, I really try not to do that.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I mean. If I did you
Speaker 1: call me to ask me at all about my kid
Speaker 1: or my life, or did you just call to like
Speaker 1: tell me that you know you you put it well
Speaker 1: today And I'm like, oh shit, You're like, all right,
Speaker 1: how did you put today? He's like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about it? That's sorry. It's such a pet peeve
Speaker 1: of mine at least. No Well, like when when you
Speaker 1: say something that happened to you and then someone else
Speaker 1: just has to make it about themselves, even if they
Speaker 1: talk about friends of theirs that you don't even know,
Speaker 1: instead of asking you to follow plation about your experience
Speaker 1: out of control? How like it's Noah, every bestie listening
Speaker 1: right now knows this person, you know, get them out
Speaker 1: of your life. Everyone we need they need to be
Speaker 1: called on it or get them out because they I
Speaker 1: this is what makes you know? What makes me more
Speaker 1: mad than people like that are people that still are
Speaker 1: friends with people like that and put up with someone
Speaker 1: that it just doesn't care about them. I remember one
Speaker 1: of the last straws with a friend of mine. We
Speaker 1: were like best friends, but a lot of our friendship
Speaker 1: was based on doing drugs together. And by when I
Speaker 1: say that sounds like we're doing hard drugs, it just
Speaker 1: it was just smoking pot and like going on my
Speaker 1: Space and stuff like that. There was and I think
Speaker 1: he had a crush on me, And then I think
Speaker 1: that he was a little annoyed because at one point
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, we are never going to be
Speaker 1: anything more than friends ever, ever, and I need you
Speaker 1: to know that and be okay with that if we're
Speaker 1: gonna be friends. And did you just have a feeling
Speaker 1: about the dude, yes, because any time I talked about
Speaker 1: other guys, he would kind of shut down anytime. And
Speaker 1: I love this guy so much and he was such
Speaker 1: a good friend of mine. It would be like me
Speaker 1: saying that to you, like if you were like we,
Speaker 1: I would want your friendship so bad because you mean
Speaker 1: more to me than that than that weirdness that I
Speaker 1: would be able to confront that with you. You know,
Speaker 1: Like there's some people you can confront things with. He
Speaker 1: wasn't a mean, caustic person, so he wasn't going to
Speaker 1: be mean to me about it. But um, he was
Speaker 1: really sweet and understanding. But then the more his drug
Speaker 1: use and drinking got worse. And by the way, this
Speaker 1: is always people who drink, generally, people who abuse drugs
Speaker 1: like they are the most selfish people on the planet,
Speaker 1: and not because they're bad people, but because they're in
Speaker 1: pain and they are being an alcoholic. You learn when
Speaker 1: you get into like twelve step stuff, any kind of
Speaker 1: addict is the most selfish person on the planet. So
Speaker 1: if you're surprised that someone who drinks quite often is
Speaker 1: selfish and everything is about them, don't be That is
Speaker 1: the way. That is the way they were born. Like
Speaker 1: that's a that's a point that that'd be like, um,
Speaker 1: you have a cold and you don't have the sniffles,
Speaker 1: that would be insane. If you're like, this is cold
Speaker 1: and they're like totally tucking, clearly you'd be like, well
Speaker 1: that doesn't go together. But that's how much being a
Speaker 1: narcissist is a part of being a drug addict or
Speaker 1: any kind of addict. But um, I remember one time
Speaker 1: this guy I was just like I remember, it was
Speaker 1: I was more, very much less mature and not at
Speaker 1: the point I made him in my life and I
Speaker 1: was dependent on him for drugs and my friendship. So
Speaker 1: I remember telling my mom like, he never asked anything
Speaker 1: about me or the family or anything watched and he
Speaker 1: was a friend of the family, and he came over
Speaker 1: one day and we were just testing to see how
Speaker 1: long it took before he asked anything about us, and
Speaker 1: it never happened, and it was it was an hour's hangout.
Speaker 1: What would he do, just talk about his own life,
Speaker 1: anything that would come up, it would just become about him,
Speaker 1: and there would be no comment on the thing that
Speaker 1: we would be like, oh, my dad would like show
Speaker 1: him this new fucking artific act that some guy from
Speaker 1: a movie set made, and it would just say it
Speaker 1: would maybe be like cool, and then it would be
Speaker 1: something about him, you know what I mean. And that
Speaker 1: was the day I was just like I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 1: And I did you ever bring it up to him, No,
Speaker 1: because at that point it's such it's about alcoholism, it's
Speaker 1: not about his personality. And I think I knew that
Speaker 1: even then, Like people, if you have someone in your life.
Speaker 1: Who's abusing drugs or alcohol and you're trying to fix
Speaker 1: these little idiosyncrasies about the personality. Stop, don't waste your time.
Speaker 1: It's and it's not even the alcohol. It's about their
Speaker 1: self esteem and being able to handle the pain that
Speaker 1: they are going through based on childhood trauma. Just fucking uh,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever they're dealing with, it's that's the basis
Speaker 1: of it. Um, it's not about the alcohol. Even it's
Speaker 1: really complex, but they can't. The best thing you can
Speaker 1: do is go, I can't be friends with someone. I
Speaker 1: can't be friends with you. They have to lose stuff. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. You your first. There you go.
Speaker 1: It feels so it had don't sound ridiculous for a
Speaker 1: while when you started doing that smile. No no, I
Speaker 1: was telling them last night that my smile one time
Speaker 1: I was. We were telling who we look like like celebrities,
Speaker 1: and um, I one time got Wallace and Grommet from
Speaker 1: a guy I liked, which Wallason Graman is that cartoon
Speaker 1: where everyone's like this, And I used to smile like this,
Speaker 1: like with my teeth clothes, Yes, because why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: smile like this with your teeth clutes like this, Like
Speaker 1: that's how I sigl like, that's you smiling with our
Speaker 1: teeth clut. That's not you're trying to be Wallason Granmut,
Speaker 1: that's just But then I realized it makes you look
Speaker 1: so jow joy when you sign like this, Like even
Speaker 1: if I'm trying to do it like a little, it
Speaker 1: still looks jolly. Right now, let watch this now, I
Speaker 1: have a longer jaw. So what I do when I
Speaker 1: when I smile? Now Ever, since two thousand, probably when
Speaker 1: I started seeing myself on TV, I opened my mouth
Speaker 1: slightly and I go, hey, yeah, we smile. He gave us.
Speaker 1: That's right. I do it all the time. So you
Speaker 1: got to say, hey, hey, hey, hey, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: look like I have my mouth open. Hey yeah, and
Speaker 1: Andrew fresh faced Andrew, show off those teeth. See your
Speaker 1: gap is endearing. Dude, I appreciate that, But I do
Speaker 1: think you but I think I don't want veneers, but
Speaker 1: I just want my teeth to be even whiter, because
Speaker 1: I feel like my teeth color and my skin color
Speaker 1: are too similar. Where my teeth don't it all blends right?
Speaker 1: Like a dude, I mean, I don't I don't agree
Speaker 1: with that at all, but it definitely is not looking.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing your teeth and they look white to me,
Speaker 1: but I did so. Funny though, when someone goes, you know,
Speaker 1: my hips look fat, you're like, yeah, I just I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. It's clearly not true because look
Speaker 1: at how white your teeth look on there. I'll take it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think you should look into finneers. I would
Speaker 1: if I was ashamed of my gap teeth like you are.
Speaker 1: You have to smile now, I do because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really want to get into I feel
Speaker 1: I feel good right now. I feel happy, but oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't feel happy before? Yeah, I think I was
Speaker 1: pretty depressed. Now that like, I'm kind of whatever, quiteen Zoeloft.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying Zoo made me depressed. I think I
Speaker 1: was numb and I wasn't really like realizing certain things
Speaker 1: about myself. And now I feel like i'm kind of
Speaker 1: I just feel good. You're accepting yourself, yeah, and I'm
Speaker 1: bettering myself. Yes, But you get on these tracks a lot.
Speaker 1: I do, but I want to stay on this track.
Speaker 1: I guess, of course, you could say my teeth look
Speaker 1: like a track, a train track that's been run over. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. My teeth are terrible, they're great,
Speaker 1: Oh god, Okay. I wish we could pare up like
Speaker 1: you know, those like history things of like what happened
Speaker 1: to you at this age? And it's like, I wish
Speaker 1: we could do that for each other, where we can
Speaker 1: overlap of why we have so many similar thoughts about
Speaker 1: things and why like so many even though we're different
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. But I think because we
Speaker 1: because the longer we hang out together, the longer the
Speaker 1: easier it is for us to come up with our
Speaker 1: own language of what's funny, because like us saying hamdrip
Speaker 1: nine weeks but like that stuff that didn't exist for
Speaker 1: both of us before with anyone else. And so now
Speaker 1: it's our like our like I did it with my cousin,
Speaker 1: my dead cousin. We had a talk called fun ty
Speaker 1: talk where we would just talk in this weird way
Speaker 1: and we would laugh at all the same things. Now
Speaker 1: that language of comedy has completely gone. That kind of
Speaker 1: comedy we created is gone, whereas this us going hamdrip
Speaker 1: like that doesn't exist anywhere else for you or I,
Speaker 1: And so that's why we could do it. My point though,
Speaker 1: is like if you go like this happened, you know,
Speaker 1: it would be interesting just to overlap it. I think
Speaker 1: it would be really be based on our community influences
Speaker 1: as kids, or like throughout our life, like what made
Speaker 1: us really giggle? And right now it's Seinfeld clips and
Speaker 1: a drunk mom in a drunk all right. So this
Speaker 1: actually segways perfect into the second article, which I'll change
Speaker 1: to the first. After writing a three hundred to five
Speaker 1: hundred word essay on the Nikki Glazier podcast, a bestie
Speaker 1: named Sarah gets into a media studies major at a
Speaker 1: university and she mentioned ham drip. Okay, so so here's
Speaker 1: an excerpt. I'm fascinated by the language the coast the
Speaker 1: co hosts have managed to create, how they transformed a
Speaker 1: collection of inside jokes into a form of communication among
Speaker 1: an in group. God she is the word in group,
Speaker 1: the phrase um, that is so great. Congratulations. She was
Speaker 1: a great writer. I love that whatever she wrote, well,
Speaker 1: we saw the whole thing, right. I didn't have time to.
Speaker 1: I was just I have a real problem. I can't
Speaker 1: read anything about myself or like anything nice like every
Speaker 1: Week Fan trax I buckle. Even though it's been chosen
Speaker 1: by Noah too. I know it's all gonna be nice
Speaker 1: because no one would never share anything that was like hurtful.
Speaker 1: I still like, I can't handle it. What I don't
Speaker 1: get anything hurt So I just want to say all
Speaker 1: the messages are and if there was anything es you,
Speaker 1: I would play it. I can't deal with um. But
Speaker 1: I think it's a compliment though, I feel like, and
Speaker 1: you know what I think it is. I was saying
Speaker 1: this the other night on my Instagram Live. I think
Speaker 1: I am scared of compliments because I think it gives thence.
Speaker 1: People are gonna see that and go, oh, she thinks
Speaker 1: she thinks she's pretty sweet. Well I'm gonna need to
Speaker 1: take her down, like I feel like when on my
Speaker 1: Instagram Live sometimes people be like that song was so good,
Speaker 1: good job killed it, and someone's gonna be watching that
Speaker 1: being like, no, she didn't, and here's my chance to
Speaker 1: let her know. Whereas if there were no compliments, the
Speaker 1: negative person would never talk because they don't need to
Speaker 1: take me down. Like I just feel like sometimes whenever
Speaker 1: someone's feeling too good about themselves, that's when you get
Speaker 1: the people being like, you fucking think you're so sweet,
Speaker 1: I need to take you down. And I'm just I
Speaker 1: would rather never be brought up to a avoid those
Speaker 1: I'm just. I think I realized that my whole life
Speaker 1: is avoiding people saying mean things about me, like even
Speaker 1: talking about early on, like my fear of presentations. It
Speaker 1: was fear of boys having to look at me and
Speaker 1: the teacher yelling at them during talking and then them saying,
Speaker 1: but she's ugly. It's always about that. It's real, it's
Speaker 1: I would think I would think how people are going
Speaker 1: to perceive me before I got to a party, But
Speaker 1: does that make you worry? Poor? Before I got there?
Speaker 1: Like like while driving there, I'd go, I'd play conversations,
Speaker 1: what's going to that? But do you have that? We're
Speaker 1: like hearing, let's that that that bestie that just got
Speaker 1: through school? And does any part of you go someone's
Speaker 1: going to see that and go they're back. I don't
Speaker 1: see this at all. That girl doesn't know what she's
Speaker 1: talking about. It's sucking dumb, and I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say I think it's like someone it's gonna it's gonna
Speaker 1: trigger someone to be the opposite is that why why
Speaker 1: I get that. I get that with like the success
Speaker 1: I've had, I guess, you know, just like from Afar,
Speaker 1: people can go, well, this is the reason why he's successful,
Speaker 1: or this is why I get those more compliment I
Speaker 1: guess you know what I was saying to my more,
Speaker 1: I think people are thinking that I don't deserve it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: last night I was talking to my friend Ailie. There's
Speaker 1: a part of my reality show coming out that the intro,
Speaker 1: they made me kind of do this thing where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm one of the best comedians out there, no one
Speaker 1: you know, I'm the most successful comedian out there. I'm
Speaker 1: one of the baddest bitches. And they made me say
Speaker 1: all the stuff noah, And at the time, I was
Speaker 1: just like, I don't want to say any of this
Speaker 1: is not how I talk. I don't even believe it.
Speaker 1: And they're like it we'll just like just we'll pepper
Speaker 1: it through. It's not gonna stay. And then of course
Speaker 1: the show starts with me being like I'm the best
Speaker 1: fucking comedian out there, which is I don't even believe that,
Speaker 1: and um, my parents watched it and last night they're like,
Speaker 1: I think you need to take out that first part
Speaker 1: because it really looks like you think you're pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I get that, and I will take
Speaker 1: it out because I don't think I'm pretty sweet. But
Speaker 1: what is wrong with someone saying the truth? Because when
Speaker 1: men do it, we find it quite and we go
Speaker 1: they know who they are. I have to say, we
Speaker 1: need women to constantly ship on themselves. And if they
Speaker 1: and if they do feel like they're like too badass,
Speaker 1: like j Lo or Maria Carrey, they get labeled a
Speaker 1: bitch or diva. But any man, like do you think
Speaker 1: fucking Andrew Schultz saying like I'm one of the best
Speaker 1: comedians out there, do you think people would go? No,
Speaker 1: they would go they would be like, dude, fu yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I get it. Like over the time, said Bert Kreisher
Speaker 1: has a different kind of humility. He almost has like
Speaker 1: a feminine humility that is expected of him. Or Tom
Speaker 1: Sagura like these guys are sensitive guys, but alpha males
Speaker 1: saying they're the best, we go, fuck, yeah you are,
Speaker 1: And even if I don't think you are, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: believe you are because you just told me. But the
Speaker 1: second woman does it, it's like what a cunt. She
Speaker 1: thinks she's sweeten the line, and I just think, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get because I know you so well and I
Speaker 1: know that that's what I told Al said. If if
Speaker 1: he needs me to sell myself like that at the
Speaker 1: top of the show to get people to watch, well,
Speaker 1: they're not. They're not going to watch it because that's
Speaker 1: not what anything of the show is about. Like if
Speaker 1: that gets them in, well that they're going to drop
Speaker 1: off because very quickly I turned into someone who has
Speaker 1: like very low self esteem, So we're giving them a
Speaker 1: false reason to watch in the first place. If that's it,
Speaker 1: if you need to tell them all my impressive things
Speaker 1: that I've done, show clips of all the things I've done,
Speaker 1: and just have me talking over it like I never
Speaker 1: thought that I would do this, and you know, like
Speaker 1: let's think of a way to do it in a
Speaker 1: more humble way. But I think you start the show
Speaker 1: by literally going, um, you know, I mean, look, I
Speaker 1: have three specials on Netflix. I'm apparently one of them.
Speaker 1: You can just say the facts instead of saying that.
Speaker 1: But then there is something too about going someone that
Speaker 1: goes uh, you know, they make so many like asterisks
Speaker 1: of like being but while bragging and also being like,
Speaker 1: but I'm humble. But it's like, I know, we get
Speaker 1: mad at people if they're too humble because they're obviously
Speaker 1: they think they're hot ship and they're trying to play
Speaker 1: it down. So it's like, but I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's said. What it does is it sets
Speaker 1: it up where I'm telling you, well, I told Ali
Speaker 1: the woman that I'm just communicating about this, and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, you know, I've recently seen some people
Speaker 1: talking about me, being like I think I'm famous and
Speaker 1: all this stuff, like there's this fucking subredit of someone
Speaker 1: who definitely listens to the show because they put it
Speaker 1: in a subredit they know I frequent and they were
Speaker 1: talking all this mean stuff about me that I constantly
Speaker 1: start sentences with, Um, I'm a lot more famous than
Speaker 1: I was before, Which have I ever said that? To
Speaker 1: brag it's famous is a thing, you know, like it's
Speaker 1: not or being rich is a thing. Like I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I'm a lot more famous. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: very famous, but I have a lot more famous than
Speaker 1: I was five years ago. That's not me saying that's
Speaker 1: at the end of the sentence. You, guys, I'm so
Speaker 1: much more famous than I was five years ago. That's
Speaker 1: never you've never wanted taken it. I can't think of
Speaker 1: like one time in my life that because of your
Speaker 1: fame or your notoriety, you've used it in a way.
Speaker 1: Two think you're over the top. Like sure, like we
Speaker 1: all have. But like with you, you could call and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I want that. You know, granted we
Speaker 1: got furniture, you know what I mean. But I did
Speaker 1: a deal where I know. I'm just saying, like, like
Speaker 1: you do, don't wear celebrity like someone in your position would.
Speaker 1: I think, I really do. I think you are to
Speaker 1: not do that because it is I've talked about before.
Speaker 1: It's hard when you start. I don't think, by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't fame is a fucking thing. It's a thing
Speaker 1: that you can you know, more people, more strange, more people.
Speaker 1: This is what fame is. Fame is not me bragging
Speaker 1: fame to me. When I say I'm more famous, it
Speaker 1: equals people who I don't know know me more people.
Speaker 1: When I say I've got more famous us, it means
Speaker 1: more people who I've never met know who I am
Speaker 1: and think they know about me. That's what famous to me.
Speaker 1: And that's why I comment on it because it is
Speaker 1: a weird feeling and I'm not playing a victim. It's
Speaker 1: it's what I asked for. It's what I always wanted.
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be famous because I used to
Speaker 1: put I used to think fame was like of cool thing.
Speaker 1: And obviously it is valuable because you can get free stuff,
Speaker 1: you can get more money, but all these things. But
Speaker 1: it is a weird thing to have people who don't
Speaker 1: know you think they know you, and that is not
Speaker 1: a that's not normal for a human to feel. And
Speaker 1: I don't like it. And it's maybe you know I
Speaker 1: talked about on the show before, Like I just I
Speaker 1: want to just stay at this level. I if I
Speaker 1: could just sign a contract that makes me like stay here,
Speaker 1: I would because I don't want any because it just
Speaker 1: means more hate. People just hate you more. And a
Speaker 1: Lee wrote that to me. She was like, the more
Speaker 1: famous you get, I've seen it with everyone I've worked with,
Speaker 1: the more people who know you, let me stop saying famous,
Speaker 1: because people think that that's a brag. The more people
Speaker 1: who know you who you don't know, more people that
Speaker 1: are going to hate you. It's just the way it goes.
Speaker 1: And I said, well, I don't feel like this happens
Speaker 1: to men truly. I just don't think it happens to
Speaker 1: men as much, and it doesn't happen to actresses. And
Speaker 1: I've said this before. It's just I just don't want it,
Speaker 1: I really And there's a part of me like thinking
Speaker 1: about the nuclear fucking missiles that are probably gonna be
Speaker 1: launched soon, and I was like, let's just bring them on.
Speaker 1: I just want to, Like, I was like, because and
Speaker 1: it made me realize none of this fucking matters. Well,
Speaker 1: that's that's true. I don't want them to bring them on.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, why am I worried about people hating
Speaker 1: me on the internet when we could be nuked in
Speaker 1: five days? He could be Yeah, grabbing an a K
Speaker 1: forty is having a fight for your fucking St. Louis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so dumb to talk about any of this. I'm sorry, No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's it's it's your real life. The only
Speaker 1: thing with fame that that anytime I think of fame
Speaker 1: is and I do this as well. It's like you
Speaker 1: watch something on YouTube, right, and you're like, who's this
Speaker 1: guy that she's talking. I don't know this person, so
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna listen to anything they have to say
Speaker 1: or whatever. There there's no wait to what they have
Speaker 1: to say because they're not they haven't had their own
Speaker 1: special or whatever it is. Then I go, oh, you're
Speaker 1: not even listening to me because you think I'm not
Speaker 1: famous or I'm not good enough without even like taking
Speaker 1: And that's where I give rubbed the wrong way where
Speaker 1: I was because you want more of that cloud of
Speaker 1: like where they just give you the benefit of the
Speaker 1: doubt beforehand because they know who you are. YEA. Other
Speaker 1: than that, I don't really it's not really about like
Speaker 1: I want everyone to know me and I want to
Speaker 1: have all this influential fucking ship. I don't give a
Speaker 1: funk about any of that. I just like that's stuff
Speaker 1: that's just ego though. I but I don't, I really
Speaker 1: do you know me? I don't walk around thinking that
Speaker 1: people know I've never I never think people recognize me
Speaker 1: or like, oh my god, I can't go there because
Speaker 1: it's gonna be people are gonna know me. First of all,
Speaker 1: they don't, but I've I don't think walking around there's
Speaker 1: not there's never a time where I There's maybe been
Speaker 1: one time in the past year where I've been like, oh,
Speaker 1: I maybe don't want to do this thing because oh
Speaker 1: it was at my own show at the casine where
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to go to the bar
Speaker 1: because my faces on fucking posters and I just don't
Speaker 1: want people staring at me and being like what, I
Speaker 1: just don't want to be watched. But that was because
Speaker 1: my face was on posters all over the casino. I'm
Speaker 1: not someone who's like I need to be protected because
Speaker 1: I'm whatever. It's just I'm I don't want any of that.
Speaker 1: And it just really pained me to read someone say
Speaker 1: that I think I'm like famous. It's not like it
Speaker 1: like it was me saying I'm better. Like people just
Speaker 1: think that when you say you're famous, it means you
Speaker 1: think you're better. And that's not what I think at least,
Speaker 1: But you know what, that's them putting that on it.
Speaker 1: And I just have to let go of what other
Speaker 1: people think about me. But God, is it hard because
Speaker 1: when you when you get more people know you, they
Speaker 1: really have opinions about you that you cannot It's like
Speaker 1: trying to truck sense into someone who supports Trump. It's
Speaker 1: just it's deaf ears. There's no defending yourself. It's just
Speaker 1: because it all goes back to the original thing when
Speaker 1: you're like talking my like we want someone to can
Speaker 1: plain about and they want You're that person to a
Speaker 1: lot of people that like, oh I get to fucking
Speaker 1: my life, you know, like that, they don't want to
Speaker 1: get better. They don't want to fucking see the positive
Speaker 1: in you. They want to break down and find the
Speaker 1: negative in you because then it makes them feel better
Speaker 1: about themselves. And that's you're not going to ever stop me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you listen to every podcast of mind. Why
Speaker 1: if you hate me? It's the same thing, Like why
Speaker 1: do you hang out with people that are that you
Speaker 1: don't like? That's what I'm saying that it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: But honestly, I'm so grateful for all the people who
Speaker 1: do like me, because man, the other night, I will
Speaker 1: say on Instagram Live, we gotta go to break. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what this happens. I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: after I get back from break, what me and the
Speaker 1: best he's got into Monday. So you know what that means.
Speaker 1: The other night I went on Instagram Live as I'm
Speaker 1: prone to do um and you were on with me.
Speaker 1: That was fun. Yeah you were naked and afraid. Um,
Speaker 1: that was so fun. I love I freaking love our
Speaker 1: Instagram and like the best people I know. I saw
Speaker 1: a lot of people wrote to you back and like
Speaker 1: thanks for standing up for Nikki. Yo. I wasn't doing
Speaker 1: it for yeah, she wrote to you. That's not why
Speaker 1: I was doing I was just like, fucking just this
Speaker 1: is like, like, no, I wasn't standing up for you.
Speaker 1: I know I was, but I hate those people are
Speaker 1: like I stood up for her yea to the same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm the best comedian, we have the same brain like that. Like,
Speaker 1: but I just wrote it because I was like I
Speaker 1: read something about like I want to suck on your
Speaker 1: labia or I'm like this first of all. But there's
Speaker 1: a different account for that. It's Nikki Glazy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna everyone says that ship. So I was
Speaker 1: just like, I just don't want our little world to
Speaker 1: be and that's why we keep it private to be tainted. Now,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I can tell well we were
Speaker 1: going to talk about that. Accepting. I accept a lot
Speaker 1: of me and no woul kind of do it, but
Speaker 1: I do it a lot, and I'll go through you know,
Speaker 1: they'll be like eight request to become our friend on
Speaker 1: Nikki lzer Pat And if I had to cipher through
Speaker 1: of who I think is going to say, I want
Speaker 1: to suck on your long labia, you could tell it
Speaker 1: would take me a while. It's a profile of like
Speaker 1: of like a dragon cartoon or with his kid on
Speaker 1: his back. Yeah yeah, yeah. It's either the most personal,
Speaker 1: but a guy with sunglasses and holding a baby, yeah,
Speaker 1: or a guy with like a gun and and just
Speaker 1: another gun. So well yeah you you. You put a
Speaker 1: story out the other day that was like yeah, I
Speaker 1: was just look, this isn't the place for that, like
Speaker 1: we keep it private to positive atmosphere and then people go,
Speaker 1: oh you can't hear the criticism. Uh, we just can
Speaker 1: we have a fun place? Can there be a place
Speaker 1: for fun? Um? It was so fun. So I played
Speaker 1: a bunch of songs and then afterwards we were all
Speaker 1: just like talking and I was like eating my oatmeal
Speaker 1: and like just hanging out and people started sharing like
Speaker 1: things that were going on in their lives that like
Speaker 1: really suck and like how and their anxieties and panic
Speaker 1: attacks and all the stuff, and then a couple of
Speaker 1: the besties in the chat like communicated about like I
Speaker 1: get those kind of panic attacks too, and we were
Speaker 1: just all offering each other advice and it was just
Speaker 1: turned in this like this one guy was like, my
Speaker 1: life sucks. I would no one would ever switch places
Speaker 1: with me. And then I was like, well, tell me
Speaker 1: about your life. It can't suck that bad. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's someone in Ukraine who's like arming themselves
Speaker 1: right now who would kill to switch places with you.
Speaker 1: Watching me live on Instagram. He was like, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: bedridden and I can't breathe and I have like days
Speaker 1: to live. And I was like, oh, never mind, like
Speaker 1: it got to be but it was just like it
Speaker 1: was just people sharing their fucking feelings and feeling like um,
Speaker 1: and just a girl sharing about how her medication makes
Speaker 1: it so she can't poop, and we're sharing like, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: different supplements for you know. It was just like it
Speaker 1: just felt like I was hanging out with some friends.
Speaker 1: It was awesome, and that was it was just it
Speaker 1: was cool. I just like and just a guy like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's see your nipples. Fucking the other thing too, is
Speaker 1: like I don't people go, well, we're joking, you're so
Speaker 1: bad at joking. A joke is not I want to
Speaker 1: see the inside of your pussy and hanging on my
Speaker 1: wall like that's actually funny, that's actually not that bad.
Speaker 1: Sorry for being funny, but just see the inside of
Speaker 1: your pussy. How about that? Like a joke is not
Speaker 1: your inner thought with your coming your dick, and it's
Speaker 1: your grossest thing that you think of. Yeah, they just
Speaker 1: always go I would suck, I would look, I would
Speaker 1: stick my tongue six inches into your asshole and suck
Speaker 1: a fart out, And you're just like, that's not funny,
Speaker 1: Like that's you're just trying to say what's been said
Speaker 1: a million times. I don't mind funny. I don't mind dirty. Obviously.
Speaker 1: Men have children in their profiles too that write to me, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's interesting for you to say when you're the biggest creep,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I am kind of a creep.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I wouldn't. I wouldn't label myself a creep,
Speaker 1: but I would say that I have creepy thoughts. And
Speaker 1: then don't I have dark like humor. I'm sure you've
Speaker 1: looked at pictures before and been like, I want to
Speaker 1: suck that fucking whatever when you were saying, but you know,
Speaker 1: we all have these thoughts when you show up at
Speaker 1: their house like a man, you write it in blood
Speaker 1: their window, like the fucking man. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: to our Monday segment, which we haven't had for a while.
Speaker 1: I feel like top one, bottom one. This week's category
Speaker 1: is cereal Cereal filne this before even if we haven't
Speaker 1: have but I don't care. How do it again? Okay,
Speaker 1: I know what. No, it's gonna because we did talk
Speaker 1: about seal. Oh my god, I love cereals so much.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm this is my cereals, my favorite signfel
Speaker 1: make you get into serial thing. No, I never really
Speaker 1: liked what kind of cereal he was into. He was into,
Speaker 1: like frosted flakes. I think paid. Do you think they
Speaker 1: paid for that advertisement? Eventually? Um, what's what's your favorite cereal?
Speaker 1: Or let's start with the best. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: it was started. You're right? Yes, yes, you're right, Andrew?
Speaker 1: Can I go? Can go next? Can if someone else go? Um?
Speaker 1: I'll go? Um, I'm gonna go with Captain Crunch and
Speaker 1: your bottom. Listen, I'm picking a bottom that isn't grape
Speaker 1: nuts or you know what I mean, like like this
Speaker 1: is for me. It's just this is the bottom of
Speaker 1: the top. Actually, grape nuts would be over Captain Crunch,
Speaker 1: because if I'm going to do us sugary cereal and
Speaker 1: like really commit to like a fun sugary cereal, I
Speaker 1: would much rather just say nope, I'd rather just not
Speaker 1: have sugar and do grape nuts. So actually would pick
Speaker 1: Captain Crunch is my bottom? What about with berries? I'm
Speaker 1: just wondering berries. I will like it a little bit more,
Speaker 1: but Captain Crunch. I I love a soggy cereal. Captain
Speaker 1: Crunch it takes longer to get soggy. It is cuts
Speaker 1: through from my mouth. It has a weird aftertaste. I
Speaker 1: don't like the dust it leaves behind in the cereal bowl.
Speaker 1: It doesn't And it's the kind of dust that makes
Speaker 1: you like choke, like you're in like you know, ground
Speaker 1: zero at nine eleven. It's like it's festot. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I'm following a class action for when I
Speaker 1: fucking get Captain Crunch along someday. I just see you
Speaker 1: like trying to get some the last few out of
Speaker 1: the box, and yeah, you're like just covered, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we lost a lot of men in net. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the captains like, um, ship, what's your bottom? Noah? My bottom?
Speaker 1: Uh is either fruit loops or fruity pebbles, because they
Speaker 1: have the same one here with your fruit coloring flavor,
Speaker 1: fretty pebbles. I will admit there's something that hurts the
Speaker 1: back of my throat with fruity pebbles. Even though I
Speaker 1: do like fruity pebbles, it does leave it hurts the
Speaker 1: back of my throat. Fruit loops I do not find
Speaker 1: that to be the same thing, and I like that. Um,
Speaker 1: there's a certain tea that Kurson brought to my attention
Speaker 1: that smells like fruit loops. I think it's an Earl Gray.
Speaker 1: It smells like fruit loops and it's fucking If you
Speaker 1: like fruit loops, check out Earl Gray tea. Um. But
Speaker 1: I think fruity pebbles definitely does leave a weird aftertaste
Speaker 1: and like a tinge in the back of your throat,
Speaker 1: even though I would not kick it out of bed. Well,
Speaker 1: now this changes my whole thought process because I thought
Speaker 1: we were gonna go like corn flakes for our bottom?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, you can, but it's what
Speaker 1: you so I'm not gonna. I would never. I would
Speaker 1: never sack like I don't want to eat sugar. If
Speaker 1: I'm forced each sugar and a sugary cereal, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with something great. And then if I can't have
Speaker 1: that great, I would rather just do grape nuts, which
Speaker 1: is probably the worst add like blue berries or like
Speaker 1: some kind something else. You know, is what is that?
Speaker 1: Who wants that? Although it's healthy, you get your brand
Speaker 1: in or your fiber. Oh my god, I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't even decide my favorite cereal. I'm just thinking about it.
Speaker 1: It's really making my mouth water. Okay, what what's what
Speaker 1: is your number one? What's your bottom? Sorry? Bottom? You
Speaker 1: know what isn't that great that you would think would
Speaker 1: be great? Twitch tricks? I like tricks. Tricks are for kids.
Speaker 1: With the bunny rabbit, their tricks are good. I love tricks.
Speaker 1: Talk about a great advertising. Tricks are for kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just anything that makes you feel special. I just have
Speaker 1: to say, okay, okay, okay, gotcha? Whoa tricks? I'm on
Speaker 1: that shots fired? General tricks we're taking into a battle
Speaker 1: of Captain Crunch in general mills that no, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get We're gonna get email us again, me and Noah
Speaker 1: guy fucking messages from Zapps and uh, I want to
Speaker 1: thank yeah and cheeseballs. Yeah, I saw it on the box,
Speaker 1: So thank you to the lions. There's a bustie there
Speaker 1: that was listening to the podcast and he or she
Speaker 1: like they could not believe that we were talking. Okay,
Speaker 1: so thank you Andrew. H fuck top No, wait, what
Speaker 1: was your worst? My worst is corn flakes? Oh really yeah?
Speaker 1: Just regular corn flakes. Yeah, I like corn flakes. You
Speaker 1: put some Stevia on it and you let it. I
Speaker 1: get it. I get it. You're you're talking just playing.
Speaker 1: I don't Coutrema on these cereals is a part of it.
Speaker 1: But then you're making it's not to cereal anymore. I'll
Speaker 1: still take it. It's like I love I love that
Speaker 1: layered like layered and like you wait it you make
Speaker 1: it sit for probably like five minutes, and it gets that.
Speaker 1: I just love us. I'll like yeah, yeah, spicy. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to best I'll kick us off. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: here's what I'm gonna do, and there are no rules,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna give you. If I'm going with one cereal,
Speaker 1: I'm going with honey Bunches of oats almonds. It is
Speaker 1: so fucking good. I used to eat it every single
Speaker 1: day after school, like five bowls, and that is how
Speaker 1: I gained about twenty pounds between my junior and senior year.
Speaker 1: Honey Bunches of oats with almonds is the culprit. Now
Speaker 1: if I'm going with Now, if we're really going there,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Lucky Charms. Now, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do a half bowl Lucky Charms, and I want half
Speaker 1: of it to be marshmallows, the other half the regular Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do all marshmallows. I wanted half
Speaker 1: and half. Then I'm going to top it off with
Speaker 1: rice crispies Plane take down the sugar a little bit.
Speaker 1: I love a rice crispy. I love the way it
Speaker 1: gets soggy. I love the way it gives some consistency
Speaker 1: that's almost like gelatinous. And I know that discuss everyone
Speaker 1: listening and then more in the same bowling. I'll just
Speaker 1: do anything. I'm going to do some cocoa crispies to
Speaker 1: give it a little cocoa flavor, because we don't have
Speaker 1: that going on with any of the other flavors. I
Speaker 1: might throw a handful of kicks in it. Okay, now
Speaker 1: you're you're milk. Yeah, not to mix them all together.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just thought of pops, corn pops.
Speaker 1: You might be onto something here. Oh, I do a
Speaker 1: suicide of cereals. You know when you used to do
Speaker 1: suicide of cereals. King, I can't stop thinking of cereals.
Speaker 1: And you know what the what a really good cereal
Speaker 1: is frosted miniwheats. Also, uh, the miniwheats that had no
Speaker 1: because those are more of a savory wheats, the one
Speaker 1: side that has the powder on it. Why do they
Speaker 1: not both have powder? Ones that have raisen inside the
Speaker 1: mini wheat that is? Those are so they're like the
Speaker 1: raisin net of cereals. You guys, those are like really
Speaker 1: slept on. My dad used to get it all the time.
Speaker 1: Off final thought, best best cereal. Sorry, I couldn't stop it,
Speaker 1: couldn't stop have cereal in the goddamn house because I
Speaker 1: will eat all of it. I literally cannot cereal because
Speaker 1: I don't trust myself a box. When can I just
Speaker 1: say when cereal comes up real easy because it's liquid.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to please trigger warning, ham drip, trigger warning,
Speaker 1: but like I used to eat a lot of cereal.
Speaker 1: And then if you've ever been belieming, I hope that
Speaker 1: if you, if you have, please and you don't want
Speaker 1: to be anymore, please write me and I'll teach you
Speaker 1: something that will help you. But um, I to any
Speaker 1: of those people who were blieming out there that feel disgusting,
Speaker 1: I've been there, and like I used to always do
Speaker 1: cereal because it came up so easy. And I'm not
Speaker 1: telling bliem its anything. They don't know. Believe it's all
Speaker 1: know which stuff apples are a nightmare and they cut
Speaker 1: up your throat. Um, And I'm not giving tip, I
Speaker 1: promise you. I'm not giving tips. Tis. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: giving tips. But seriously, rice and from you come up
Speaker 1: really easy. I'm not giving I really am not giving tips.
Speaker 1: I promise you. It's also uh what's her name died
Speaker 1: of bolimia. Uh. I don't want to go to rehab. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't don't believe the lies about it was drugs and
Speaker 1: it was whatever it was bliemia. It's a very dangerous
Speaker 1: disease that a lot of women have that they're doing
Speaker 1: other things that will they'll be like, but your bliemia
Speaker 1: is so fucking dangerous. Don't funk with that, you guys.
Speaker 1: And if you are fucking with it, don't be ashamed.
Speaker 1: Reach out to me and I will be happy to
Speaker 1: guide you in What has helped me to see her
Speaker 1: eating Counterracula? Oh yeah, because she's got that. It's got
Speaker 1: goth look very Countercula. All right, no uh on that
Speaker 1: tape once describing throwing up Countracula. So it's not Count Dracula.
Speaker 1: It's Frankenberry, which is one of the It's like a
Speaker 1: strawberry version of Count Chocola. But Frankenstein serves frank and
Speaker 1: Berry serves its final Halloween and I get so hat
Speaker 1: it like like a guy by got in between frank
Speaker 1: and Berry looks like between October twelve. Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: looking at like it's like Lucky Charms, but it also
Speaker 1: has the little other pieces are like pink or orange?
Speaker 1: What are they? They're they're pink. I got shortcake cereal.
Speaker 1: It's oh yes, So I separate the cookie part from
Speaker 1: the marshmallows, and I eat the all the cookie part
Speaker 1: and then I save all the marshmallows. I can't believe
Speaker 1: I just said that. Okay, here's that's what I don't.
Speaker 1: I love doing sugar cereals, but I'm doing franken Berry
Speaker 1: this year. Know what, you we gotta do a taste test,
Speaker 1: like at a live or something Halloween. I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: you Barry h it looks so good. Okay, Andrew, Okay,
Speaker 1: Andrew drum roll. I mean, I guess look, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: This is boring. I know, come at me, cinnamon toast crunch. No, dude,
Speaker 1: we've been sleeping on that one the whole time. It's
Speaker 1: so fucking good. When I'm sucking stoned or when I
Speaker 1: was hungry in New York and I just there's every
Speaker 1: like once every like four months in New York, I
Speaker 1: just was like, I need cereal and I couldn't even
Speaker 1: stop myself. I'd like, sorry, that was my computer. Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought that was great. That was great, though I
Speaker 1: felt like, you know what, it sounded like it didn't
Speaker 1: come through on it was it was it was learning
Speaker 1: She's a Jar by wilco oh Ship. Anyway, it reminded
Speaker 1: me of like from Big Lebowskia me floating from Apartment
Speaker 1: two the count, you know, fucking Aisle four to get
Speaker 1: like that would have been great music. I'm just grabbing out.
Speaker 1: I grabbed chocolate, milk cash you milk, chocolate, Hello Withnamon.
Speaker 1: If you're not doing gone, if you're not doing nut
Speaker 1: milks with cereal like flavored nut milks like a vanilla almonds,
Speaker 1: you are missing the boat. I think that soy milk
Speaker 1: and nut milks changed the cereal game from that, just
Speaker 1: like skim watery. And I know some of you are
Speaker 1: just whole milk realists, in which case, what are you doing? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't do you. We went to a farm yesterday and
Speaker 1: we talked about that. Tomorrow, we've got a lot to
Speaker 1: catch up on Columbine and we're gonna talk about Columbine.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about heavy metal, Taylor Swift, We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about um seeing goats and pigs. This would be
Speaker 1: funny to always teach something that we never get to.
Speaker 1: It's likest development or it's like um Jimmy Kimbel every
Speaker 1: episode he goes. I want to apologize to Matt Damon
Speaker 1: we didn't have time. He does that every single show,
Speaker 1: but Arrested Development would give for next week and it
Speaker 1: never happened. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, which they went through
Speaker 1: the time to make it. We should do teasers though,
Speaker 1: where they have to listen to the next episode to
Speaker 1: figure out something like pretty juicy you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like we actually will fulfill like a secret. Next week,
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about how I bought a putter
Speaker 1: from Taylor Babe. Oh god, uh did you really buy
Speaker 1: a putter for Taylor Wood. It's a whole long story.
Speaker 1: I don't want to come at Taylor Made, but me
Speaker 1: and Taylor Made we have some issues. So I think
Speaker 1: my favorite guitars are Tailor's ironically and Taylor Swift. A
Speaker 1: lot of Taylor's in our Lives. Find out next you
Speaker 1: might be having me on a golf attorney. I would
Speaker 1: love for that to happen. We'll see what you see
Speaker 1: what happens. Um, guys, thank you so much listening too.
Speaker 1: Noahs are we didn't get to all of the news. Um.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to bestie Sarah who got into a media program
Speaker 1: by talking about are in group, which is the sounds
Speaker 1: almost like a like a racist term, but it makes
Speaker 1: me feel so good. Um yeah, anything else, No, don't
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