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Speaker 1: The Nikkia Yes here, n hello here, I am as

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Speaker 1: Seniculator podcast. How y'all doing? It's Monday? Wow, God, this

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Speaker 1: freaking weekend felt long. We've had a couple of days

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Speaker 1: off of work. Usually we only get oh oh no, no, wait,

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Speaker 1: what's day. I'm trying. Ever since my speech last week

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Speaker 1: always like good, like yeah, I've never once said to

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Speaker 1: And I appreciate you saying that to me, or not

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Speaker 1: reading last night about um, oh my god, who what what? Right?

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Speaker 1: It is the only place where I get literally every

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Speaker 1: talking point I have. It was some video and it

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Speaker 1: That's so funny. It was talking about memory and how

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Speaker 1: it was It was explained like I'm five, and it

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Speaker 1: was asking why do I always forget things that I

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Speaker 1: of months ago. Let's say you learn a song on piano,

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Speaker 1: like say you learned how to hunt for a certain

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Speaker 1: by and you don't hunt that berry anymore. Well, clearly

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Speaker 1: So let's let's lose how we found out how to

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Speaker 1: more berries because the other And I was trying to

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Speaker 1: and you know, you get it back, but it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's slags and um. But anyway, they said about language.

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Speaker 1: It made me think of Ilaria Baldwin. Now. One of

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Speaker 1: the most damning videos about her being fake Spanish was

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Speaker 1: when she was on The Today Show and she was talking,

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Speaker 1: There's seven different levels of devil worship and horses, human sacrifices, cannibalism,

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Speaker 1: the habit. Wait, who that Shakespeare nine episodes? I like

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Speaker 1: when you give it time stamp, which isn't even accurate.

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Speaker 1: It's weird how memory what you do to remember things? Like?

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Speaker 1: Do you have any devices to remember things in your life? Well,

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Speaker 1: You're so good about that. Um okay, I in your

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Speaker 1: mind is amazing. Well, I was driving and like the

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Speaker 1: I'll separate its little thing, but I'll separate it in paragraphs.

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Speaker 1: admit sometimes I get a little bit. I get either hormonal.

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Speaker 1: This is not an excuse, by the way. These are

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Speaker 1: but like just being able to say a few of them,

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Speaker 1: a few of the besties need to own it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the emergency number. Whoa cool Winnipeg fact that came to America.

426
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: That's really good. How many people were getting like stabbed?

427
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 1: They're They're like, we gotta get a number. I mean,

428
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: I can't keep dialing this long without you know what

429
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: I mean? Whoa wait a second. Remember when I said

430
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: last week I didn't know anything about Innuits. Yeah, well,

431
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: the Winnipeg Art Gallery has the biggest collection of contemporary

432
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 1: Inuit art in the world. There you go, interesting in

433
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 1: in interesting, um Man, Winnipeg is actually pretty freaking gorgeous. Okay, sweet,

434
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: So we're coming to Winnipeg and we're coming to Vancouver,

435
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 1: and um, Winnipeg we know all these facts. Now in

436
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: Vancouver we know it has a hill. So tell us

437
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: what more we can learn. It's interesting now you can

438
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: learn more about a city reading two sentences versus us

439
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: going there for a year. It's insane. You know what

440
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 1: I want though? When I go into the town, which

441
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: we often get from like the drivers or whatever, it's like,

442
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: what's the thing to make fun of here? You know, like,

443
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: what's the thing that we can reference city? Yeah? I

444
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: mean I have a choke where I just like fill

445
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: in a blank of like the most crime the city,

446
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: the part of the city. I always ask the driver,

447
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: what's if you if your partner wanted to go pick

448
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 1: up a Craigslist item from this part of town, which

449
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 1: give me the part of town that you'd go, like

450
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: you're not going there and I go. And also, don't

451
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: make it a black thing. Don't pick the part of

452
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: town where there's like like make it like the white,

453
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,120
Speaker 1: shitty part of town, because I don't want I don't

454
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: want that energy. You asked me the other day where St.

455
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: Louis was, Oh, this was hilarious. No, Um, you there

456
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: a year and a half and on a map? Did

457
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: you look at on the map? Now, I would say

458
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: on a map would be cheat kind of cheating. But

459
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: even on a map, I have trouble on a map.

460
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: Can I just you? Can I send you a blank

461
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: picture picture of Missouri and I want you to just

462
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: point where you think we are. No, Can I ask

463
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: you a question? Do you think I have too much

464
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: skin between my nose and my top lip? Frae? The

465
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: shape face? No? I think you look really good. I

466
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 1: like this better than the goat, to be honest with you. Wait,

467
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 1: you have more skin. What are you talking about? That's

468
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: why I grow my hair on my face. My dad too,

469
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: We just have to the colins have too much skin

470
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: here and it's a normal amount of skin. Yeah, it

471
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: looks great. Who told you that? Yeah? Who said that

472
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: to you as a kid? That was it your dad?

473
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 1: I don't know. My dad always had a mustache, and

474
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: I believe my mother told me it's because of it.

475
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 1: So there we got this of that where you have

476
00:26:53,800 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: the asshole on your top lit cupid spot? No, not cupids? Okay,

477
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: here you go. I want you just on this map,

478
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: holed this up and show it to the camera and

479
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: then show me where Missouri is. And then I want

480
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: to show you where we are. So that's a map

481
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: of the United States. Don't touch it too much because

482
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's a Okay, so there's a map. Yep,

483
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: there's a map. Buddy, man, where's the Missouri? Where's the

484
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: place you've lived a year and a half? I swear

485
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: to got in that fucking round, but I'm guessing this one. Wait, yep,

486
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 1: that's it. Now, zoom in on that and tell me

487
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: where St. Louis is. Is the only reason why I

488
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: would know. Mm hmmm, it's because of its because I've

489
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: driven this Chicago. Okay, Well that that that's helpful. I

490
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: would say it's right here by the corner. Here by

491
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: the corner there. Wait on the top or bottom bottom, No,

492
00:27:54,960 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: not complete bottom, just in that little I would say

493
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 1: it's southeast, but not fully southeast, so south, just below center,

494
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: just below center. Well, you're very wrong, Okay, where is it?

495
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: It is completely center. That little bulge that sticks out

496
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: of Missouri, that's St. Louis, the little bulge on the side,

497
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: not not the bottom bulge, not the little boat heel,

498
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: the side bulge, but the thing is I don't know

499
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: fucking anything about anywhere, so I wouldn't blame you. I

500
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: do blame you for living there're half. I think at

501
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: some point, I think in a year and a half,

502
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: I would have looked up on a map where I am.

503
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: But maybe not. I have to say that I did

504
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: think Los Angeles on a map. If I would have

505
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: just picked it on California map, I would have put

506
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: it way higher than it is. It's so low. Okay.

507
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: Also Connecticut, also Connecticut, New Jersey all that ship. Yeah,

508
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: Oh that's a nightmare. That's a nightmare. I I don't

509
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: know where New New Jersey is. I don't know where

510
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: Connecticut is. I don't know where any of that is.

511
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: York I used to below New York, New York City.

512
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: I know that because it's this fucking stupid island that

513
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: sticks out or like that's that sticks out, but it's

514
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: kind of like centered into the Connecticut north or south

515
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: of New York. It's north. Sure, Yeah, I think you're right,

516
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: because I just know when I'm driving to like, um,

517
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: you know, Rhode Island or something. For a wedding, I

518
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: had to pass through Hartford, Like you see Hartford on

519
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: ways places, and then you also see you go through

520
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: New Jersey on other places. So I think that's driving

521
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: does help you a lot. And the bigger to state,

522
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: the easier it is to know, because like we have

523
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: a general idea of where things are in the whole country.

524
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: I could pick a state, but when the when they

525
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: start getting really little, get too little, it's like finding

526
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: the last piece of a puzzle. But then they get

527
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: to square. Some of them are just squares, and you're like,

528
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: come on, square, differentiate yourself from the other squares. Like

529
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: Nevada gives me a little bit because it kind of

530
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: like tilts to the sad Arizona Nevada are the same state.

531
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: I think. No, Arizona is pretty square. No, it's like

532
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: a travel it is fuck like one of ship. I

533
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: think Texas. Though I can tell you where Dallas is,

534
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: I can tell you where Houston is, I couldn't know

535
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: any of that stuff none. I mean, it would be

536
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: comical for me to place different towns in Texas. I've

537
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: met a guy the other day from Iowa and he

538
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: was trying to describe where he's from, and I was like,

539
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know the place you're using as a reference. Yeah, Well,

540
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: you know Iowa City. It's about three and a half

541
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: hours southeast Where you say that, I'm just like, oh boy,

542
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: what did I ask? Oh god? Yeah, they go it's

543
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: a small town in Iowa. Oh so if you take

544
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: south and then it's about thirty miles east of the U.

545
00:30:52,440 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 1: Uh have Inte's like a nice area. I wouldn't my

546
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: wife go pick up a crib on Craigslist. They always

547
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: sell it to you too. People always sell it to you,

548
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: like if they live in a place that isn't I

549
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: feel like they don't a lot of times, I don't

550
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: even worry about it town. You know, I've been sold

551
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: a lot lately. On the golf course. Yeah, the guy

552
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: will be like, yeah, I from Glenn people with a

553
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: lot of money who are very proud of that. They're

554
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: probably from rich parts of town. I'm talking to mostly

555
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: like p A s who are like, I'm just from

556
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: this fucking shitty town outside of Wichita. I don't need

557
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: to tell you about it. I'm not talking to the elite,

558
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: the elite golfers of I mean, you're playing some golf

559
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: courses that are funny. Those people are rich. It is

560
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: funny that the guy who's like, there's some golfers. They're

561
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,479
Speaker 1: just people, you mean in general, where they'll tell you

562
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: a story that they've told thousands of times, right, and

563
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: they don't want a story from you. They don't. They're

564
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: not good listeners. They're just they tell their story. They

565
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: get their story out, and then that's the end of

566
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: the conversation. And then you're like, well, do you want

567
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: to know a little bit of the mountain? No, they

568
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: they don't. He told me the stories, like, so we had, uh,

569
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: this rich guy, this guy goes, this rich guy bought

570
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: the the the uh what's the dock area, like like

571
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: the waterfront area, and he was going to redevelop it

572
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: but not but the people spoke and we got together

573
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: and we filed a lawsuit through the one lawyer in town.

574
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is this, Like how many times

575
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: have you? And we wanted back and we wanted to

576
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: he had all the point he was practicing his delivery

577
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: all the way over. Yeah, And I was like and

578
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: then that was the end of the story. And I

579
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: was like, you don't even care if I'm listening to

580
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: this story. Yeah, I need to get it out of

581
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't know it's interesting. I watched, Yeah,

582
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: I watched, um my man like was talking. I remember

583
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: like I was walking in front of him talking to

584
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: someone else behind me, and like this guy was just talking.

585
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: Like my man had a story that was like partner

586
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: in the same Yeah, my partner had a story that

587
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: was like in the same ballpark as this guy's story.

588
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: Probably a better story actually than the skuy's. So the

589
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: guy gets on telling a story and he wants he does,

590
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: and we we talked about it later. The guy did

591
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: not give I heard. I heard Chris try to start

592
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: the story like five times, and he would just keep

593
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: talking over it. And it got to the point where

594
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh God, I cannot wait to talk

595
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: about what I'm witnessing right now because it was just

596
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: this guy. Just some people just don't give a funk

597
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: about anyone with themselves. Get those people out of your life.

598
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: That's why I'm just like when people when I hear

599
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: people complain about someone being like when people just complain

600
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: about other people constantly. This has happened with my mom,

601
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: This has happened with certain friends of mine, where like

602
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: all they do anytime someone's name comes up, a friend

603
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: of theirs a family member. It's always just yeah, I

604
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: just go I why do I have to suffer and

605
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: hear all of this? Get stop hanging out with them?

606
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: But their family, I don't care. They're they're abusive, They

607
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: they they're mean. They will never ever compliment the sconce

608
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: new sconces you made. Mom. That's that's the thing that

609
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: bugs me about people complaining about people. People don't change

610
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: unless they're actively going to like a twelve step program

611
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: or going to therapy or going to do ayahuasca or

612
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: meditating every day. People don't change. So you complaining about

613
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: a person that fucking only talks about themselves always is

614
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: passive aggressive to you. Always like those people. If you're waiting,

615
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: you're at some point you enjoy it. You enjoy having

616
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: an enemy in your life. You enjoy, Yes, you enjoy

617
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: having something to bitch about. And this person gives you

618
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: that because the person is not going to change. My

619
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: mom and dad have both complained about certain people in

620
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: their lives for years and years. And I just leave

621
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: the room now because it's every time I go, why

622
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: do you hang out with this person if every time

623
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: you talk about them? Uh? And they go, well, because

624
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: they're my friend, Nicky, what am I supposed to do?

625
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, because I do enjoy sometimes I do

626
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: enjoy hanging out with it. I go, do you because

627
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: I've never once what is the benefit you're getting out

628
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: of this person? And I've had to ask myself that

629
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: sometimes about people, and then I go, wow, I'm just

630
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 1: keeping them around so I have stories to tell about

631
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: how fucking awful they are to my own. Because sometimes

632
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: people are so fascinating ly awful that it is fun

633
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: to hang out with them. I used to have a

634
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: friend where I would wait for him to ask me

635
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: anything about myself? Do you ever do that? Yeah? Every day?

636
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: With you? God, I can be that way sometimes, but

637
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: but I do find that I try to care about

638
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: other people's lives, but when I have something, I understand that.

639
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: Like recently with Chris, I've been like just really talking

640
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: about my life constantly and not asking about his because

641
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: he's so helpful and he has no problem just giving me,

642
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 1: you know, just listening, and I get off the phone,

643
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't ask him anything about him, and

644
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: it's like, we can't do we can't live like this.

645
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: I can't do this. I do this thing where and

646
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: I think you sometimes will do it to me, and

647
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: I've done it many times, where you'll ask someone a

648
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 1: question so they could do their thing just so you

649
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: could get to your thing. So you pretend you go, oh, oh,

650
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: that's interesting anyways here, I really try not to do that.

651
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: I think that's what I mean. If I did you

652
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 1: call me to ask me at all about my kid

653
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: or my life, or did you just call to like

654
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: tell me that you know you you put it well

655
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: today And I'm like, oh shit, You're like, all right,

656
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: how did you put today? He's like, what are you

657
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: talking about it? That's sorry. It's such a pet peeve

658
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: of mine at least. No Well, like when when you

659
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: say something that happened to you and then someone else

660
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: just has to make it about themselves, even if they

661
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: talk about friends of theirs that you don't even know,

662
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: instead of asking you to follow plation about your experience

663
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: out of control? How like it's Noah, every bestie listening

664
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: right now knows this person, you know, get them out

665
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: of your life. Everyone we need they need to be

666
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: called on it or get them out because they I

667
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: this is what makes you know? What makes me more

668
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: mad than people like that are people that still are

669
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: friends with people like that and put up with someone

670
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: that it just doesn't care about them. I remember one

671
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: of the last straws with a friend of mine. We

672
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: were like best friends, but a lot of our friendship

673
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: was based on doing drugs together. And by when I

674
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: say that sounds like we're doing hard drugs, it just

675
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: it was just smoking pot and like going on my

676
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: Space and stuff like that. There was and I think

677
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: he had a crush on me, And then I think

678
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: that he was a little annoyed because at one point

679
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, we are never going to be

680
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: anything more than friends ever, ever, and I need you

681
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: to know that and be okay with that if we're

682
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: gonna be friends. And did you just have a feeling

683
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: about the dude, yes, because any time I talked about

684
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: other guys, he would kind of shut down anytime. And

685
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: I love this guy so much and he was such

686
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: a good friend of mine. It would be like me

687
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: saying that to you, like if you were like we,

688
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: I would want your friendship so bad because you mean

689
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: more to me than that than that weirdness that I

690
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: would be able to confront that with you. You know,

691
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: Like there's some people you can confront things with. He

692
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: wasn't a mean, caustic person, so he wasn't going to

693
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: be mean to me about it. But um, he was

694
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: really sweet and understanding. But then the more his drug

695
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: use and drinking got worse. And by the way, this

696
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: is always people who drink, generally, people who abuse drugs

697
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: like they are the most selfish people on the planet,

698
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: and not because they're bad people, but because they're in

699
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: pain and they are being an alcoholic. You learn when

700
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 1: you get into like twelve step stuff, any kind of

701
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: addict is the most selfish person on the planet. So

702
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: if you're surprised that someone who drinks quite often is

703
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: selfish and everything is about them, don't be That is

704
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: the way. That is the way they were born. Like

705
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 1: that's a that's a point that that'd be like, um,

706
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: you have a cold and you don't have the sniffles,

707
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: that would be insane. If you're like, this is cold

708
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 1: and they're like totally tucking, clearly you'd be like, well

709
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: that doesn't go together. But that's how much being a

710
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: narcissist is a part of being a drug addict or

711
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: any kind of addict. But um, I remember one time

712
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: this guy I was just like I remember, it was

713
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: I was more, very much less mature and not at

714
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: the point I made him in my life and I

715
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: was dependent on him for drugs and my friendship. So

716
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: I remember telling my mom like, he never asked anything

717
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: about me or the family or anything watched and he

718
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: was a friend of the family, and he came over

719
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: one day and we were just testing to see how

720
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: long it took before he asked anything about us, and

721
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: it never happened, and it was it was an hour's hangout.

722
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: What would he do, just talk about his own life,

723
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: anything that would come up, it would just become about him,

724
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: and there would be no comment on the thing that

725
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: we would be like, oh, my dad would like show

726
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: him this new fucking artific act that some guy from

727
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: a movie set made, and it would just say it

728
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: would maybe be like cool, and then it would be

729
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: something about him, you know what I mean. And that

730
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: was the day I was just like I'm done. I'm done.

731
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: And I did you ever bring it up to him, No,

732
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 1: because at that point it's such it's about alcoholism, it's

733
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: not about his personality. And I think I knew that

734
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: even then, Like people, if you have someone in your life.

735
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: Who's abusing drugs or alcohol and you're trying to fix

736
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:31,479
Speaker 1: these little idiosyncrasies about the personality. Stop, don't waste your time.

737
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: It's and it's not even the alcohol. It's about their

738
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: self esteem and being able to handle the pain that

739
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: they are going through based on childhood trauma. Just fucking uh,

740
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: you know, whatever they're dealing with, it's that's the basis

741
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: of it. Um, it's not about the alcohol. Even it's

742
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: really complex, but they can't. The best thing you can

743
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: do is go, I can't be friends with someone. I

744
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: can't be friends with you. They have to lose stuff. Unfortunately,

745
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. You your first. There you go.

746
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: It feels so it had don't sound ridiculous for a

747
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: while when you started doing that smile. No no, I

748
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 1: was telling them last night that my smile one time

749
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: I was. We were telling who we look like like celebrities,

750
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: and um, I one time got Wallace and Grommet from

751
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: a guy I liked, which Wallason Graman is that cartoon

752
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 1: where everyone's like this, And I used to smile like this,

753
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: like with my teeth clothes, Yes, because why wouldn't you

754
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: smile like this with your teeth clutes like this, Like

755
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 1: that's how I sigl like, that's you smiling with our

756
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: teeth clut. That's not you're trying to be Wallason Granmut,

757
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: that's just But then I realized it makes you look

758
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: so jow joy when you sign like this, Like even

759
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: if I'm trying to do it like a little, it

760
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: still looks jolly. Right now, let watch this now, I

761
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: have a longer jaw. So what I do when I

762
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: when I smile? Now Ever, since two thousand, probably when

763
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: I started seeing myself on TV, I opened my mouth

764
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: slightly and I go, hey, yeah, we smile. He gave us.

765
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: That's right. I do it all the time. So you

766
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: got to say, hey, hey, hey, hey, and it doesn't

767
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: look like I have my mouth open. Hey yeah, and

768
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: Andrew fresh faced Andrew, show off those teeth. See your

769
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: gap is endearing. Dude, I appreciate that, But I do

770
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: think you but I think I don't want veneers, but

771
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 1: I just want my teeth to be even whiter, because

772
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: I feel like my teeth color and my skin color

773
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: are too similar. Where my teeth don't it all blends right?

774
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: Like a dude, I mean, I don't I don't agree

775
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,479
Speaker 1: with that at all, but it definitely is not looking.

776
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm seeing your teeth and they look white to me,

777
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: but I did so. Funny though, when someone goes, you know,

778
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: my hips look fat, you're like, yeah, I just I mean,

779
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. It's clearly not true because look

780
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: at how white your teeth look on there. I'll take it. Yeah,

781
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: but I think you should look into finneers. I would

782
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: if I was ashamed of my gap teeth like you are.

783
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: You have to smile now, I do because I don't know.

784
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I really want to get into I feel

785
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: I feel good right now. I feel happy, but oh,

786
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: you didn't feel happy before? Yeah, I think I was

787
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: pretty depressed. Now that like, I'm kind of whatever, quiteen Zoeloft.

788
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm not saying Zoo made me depressed. I think I

789
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: was numb and I wasn't really like realizing certain things

790
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: about myself. And now I feel like i'm kind of

791
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: I just feel good. You're accepting yourself, yeah, and I'm

792
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: bettering myself. Yes, But you get on these tracks a lot.

793
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: I do, but I want to stay on this track.

794
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: I guess, of course, you could say my teeth look

795
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: like a track, a train track that's been run over. Okay,

796
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. My teeth are terrible, they're great,

797
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: Oh god, Okay. I wish we could pare up like

798
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: you know, those like history things of like what happened

799
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: to you at this age? And it's like, I wish

800
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: we could do that for each other, where we can

801
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 1: overlap of why we have so many similar thoughts about

802
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: things and why like so many even though we're different

803
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. But I think because we

804
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: because the longer we hang out together, the longer the

805
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: easier it is for us to come up with our

806
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: own language of what's funny, because like us saying hamdrip

807
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: nine weeks but like that stuff that didn't exist for

808
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: both of us before with anyone else. And so now

809
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: it's our like our like I did it with my cousin,

810
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: my dead cousin. We had a talk called fun ty

811
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: talk where we would just talk in this weird way

812
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: and we would laugh at all the same things. Now

813
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: that language of comedy has completely gone. That kind of

814
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: comedy we created is gone, whereas this us going hamdrip

815
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: like that doesn't exist anywhere else for you or I,

816
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: And so that's why we could do it. My point though,

817
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: is like if you go like this happened, you know,

818
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: it would be interesting just to overlap it. I think

819
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: it would be really be based on our community influences

820
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: as kids, or like throughout our life, like what made

821
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: us really giggle? And right now it's Seinfeld clips and

822
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: a drunk mom in a drunk all right. So this

823
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: actually segways perfect into the second article, which I'll change

824
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: to the first. After writing a three hundred to five

825
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: hundred word essay on the Nikki Glazier podcast, a bestie

826
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: named Sarah gets into a media studies major at a

827
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:08,919
Speaker 1: university and she mentioned ham drip. Okay, so so here's

828
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: an excerpt. I'm fascinated by the language the coast the

829
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: co hosts have managed to create, how they transformed a

830
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: collection of inside jokes into a form of communication among

831
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: an in group. God she is the word in group,

832
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: the phrase um, that is so great. Congratulations. She was

833
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: a great writer. I love that whatever she wrote, well,

834
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: we saw the whole thing, right. I didn't have time to.

835
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: I was just I have a real problem. I can't

836
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: read anything about myself or like anything nice like every

837
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: Week Fan trax I buckle. Even though it's been chosen

838
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: by Noah too. I know it's all gonna be nice

839
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: because no one would never share anything that was like hurtful.

840
00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: I still like, I can't handle it. What I don't

841
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: get anything hurt So I just want to say all

842
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: the messages are and if there was anything es you,

843
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: I would play it. I can't deal with um. But

844
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: I think it's a compliment though, I feel like, and

845
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: you know what I think it is. I was saying

846
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 1: this the other night on my Instagram Live. I think

847
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: I am scared of compliments because I think it gives thence.

848
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 1: People are gonna see that and go, oh, she thinks

849
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: she thinks she's pretty sweet. Well I'm gonna need to

850
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: take her down, like I feel like when on my

851
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: Instagram Live sometimes people be like that song was so good,

852
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: good job killed it, and someone's gonna be watching that

853
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: being like, no, she didn't, and here's my chance to

854
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: let her know. Whereas if there were no compliments, the

855
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: negative person would never talk because they don't need to

856
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 1: take me down. Like I just feel like sometimes whenever

857
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: someone's feeling too good about themselves, that's when you get

858
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: the people being like, you fucking think you're so sweet,

859
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: I need to take you down. And I'm just I

860
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: would rather never be brought up to a avoid those

861
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm just. I think I realized that my whole life

862
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 1: is avoiding people saying mean things about me, like even

863
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: talking about early on, like my fear of presentations. It

864
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: was fear of boys having to look at me and

865
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: the teacher yelling at them during talking and then them saying,

866
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: but she's ugly. It's always about that. It's real, it's

867
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: I would think I would think how people are going

868
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: to perceive me before I got to a party, But

869
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: does that make you worry? Poor? Before I got there?

870
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: Like like while driving there, I'd go, I'd play conversations,

871
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 1: what's going to that? But do you have that? We're

872
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 1: like hearing, let's that that that bestie that just got

873
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: through school? And does any part of you go someone's

874
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: going to see that and go they're back. I don't

875
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: see this at all. That girl doesn't know what she's

876
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: talking about. It's sucking dumb, and I'm gonna I'm gonna

877
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: say I think it's like someone it's gonna it's gonna

878
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: trigger someone to be the opposite is that why why

879
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 1: I get that. I get that with like the success

880
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: I've had, I guess, you know, just like from Afar,

881
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: people can go, well, this is the reason why he's successful,

882
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: or this is why I get those more compliment I

883
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: guess you know what I was saying to my more,

884
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: I think people are thinking that I don't deserve it. Yeah,

885
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 1: last night I was talking to my friend Ailie. There's

886
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: a part of my reality show coming out that the intro,

887
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: they made me kind of do this thing where I'm like,

888
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 1: I'm one of the best comedians out there, no one

889
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: you know, I'm the most successful comedian out there. I'm

890
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: one of the baddest bitches. And they made me say

891
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 1: all the stuff noah, And at the time, I was

892
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: just like, I don't want to say any of this

893
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: is not how I talk. I don't even believe it.

894
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 1: And they're like it we'll just like just we'll pepper

895
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: it through. It's not gonna stay. And then of course

896
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: the show starts with me being like I'm the best

897
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: fucking comedian out there, which is I don't even believe that,

898
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: and um, my parents watched it and last night they're like,

899
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,479
Speaker 1: I think you need to take out that first part

900
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 1: because it really looks like you think you're pretty sweet.

901
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I get that, and I will take

902
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: it out because I don't think I'm pretty sweet. But

903
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: what is wrong with someone saying the truth? Because when

904
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: men do it, we find it quite and we go

905
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: they know who they are. I have to say, we

906
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: need women to constantly ship on themselves. And if they

907
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: and if they do feel like they're like too badass,

908
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: like j Lo or Maria Carrey, they get labeled a

909
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: bitch or diva. But any man, like do you think

910
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 1: fucking Andrew Schultz saying like I'm one of the best

911
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: comedians out there, do you think people would go? No,

912
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: they would go they would be like, dude, fu yeah, no,

913
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: I get it. Like over the time, said Bert Kreisher

914
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: has a different kind of humility. He almost has like

915
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: a feminine humility that is expected of him. Or Tom

916
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 1: Sagura like these guys are sensitive guys, but alpha males

917
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: saying they're the best, we go, fuck, yeah you are,

918
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 1: And even if I don't think you are, I'm gonna

919
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: believe you are because you just told me. But the

920
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: second woman does it, it's like what a cunt. She

921
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: thinks she's sweeten the line, and I just think, like, yeah,

922
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: I get because I know you so well and I

923
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: know that that's what I told Al said. If if

924
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: he needs me to sell myself like that at the

925
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: top of the show to get people to watch, well,

926
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: they're not. They're not going to watch it because that's

927
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: not what anything of the show is about. Like if

928
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,919
Speaker 1: that gets them in, well that they're going to drop

929
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: off because very quickly I turned into someone who has

930
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: like very low self esteem, So we're giving them a

931
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: false reason to watch in the first place. If that's it,

932
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: if you need to tell them all my impressive things

933
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 1: that I've done, show clips of all the things I've done,

934
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: and just have me talking over it like I never

935
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: thought that I would do this, and you know, like

936
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: let's think of a way to do it in a

937
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: more humble way. But I think you start the show

938
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: by literally going, um, you know, I mean, look, I

939
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: have three specials on Netflix. I'm apparently one of them.

940
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: You can just say the facts instead of saying that.

941
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: But then there is something too about going someone that

942
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: goes uh, you know, they make so many like asterisks

943
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: of like being but while bragging and also being like,

944
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: but I'm humble. But it's like, I know, we get

945
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: mad at people if they're too humble because they're obviously

946
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: they think they're hot ship and they're trying to play

947
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: it down. So it's like, but I don't know. I mean,

948
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 1: I think it's said. What it does is it sets

949
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 1: it up where I'm telling you, well, I told Ali

950
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: the woman that I'm just communicating about this, and I

951
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: was like, hey, you know, I've recently seen some people

952
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: talking about me, being like I think I'm famous and

953
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: all this stuff, like there's this fucking subredit of someone

954
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: who definitely listens to the show because they put it

955
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: in a subredit they know I frequent and they were

956
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: talking all this mean stuff about me that I constantly

957
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: start sentences with, Um, I'm a lot more famous than

958
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: I was before, Which have I ever said that? To

959
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: brag it's famous is a thing, you know, like it's

960
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: not or being rich is a thing. Like I'm not

961
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: saying I'm a lot more famous. I don't think I'm

962
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: very famous, but I have a lot more famous than

963
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: I was five years ago. That's not me saying that's

964
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: at the end of the sentence. You, guys, I'm so

965
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: much more famous than I was five years ago. That's

966
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: never you've never wanted taken it. I can't think of

967
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 1: like one time in my life that because of your

968
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: fame or your notoriety, you've used it in a way.

969
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: Two think you're over the top. Like sure, like we

970
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: all have. But like with you, you could call and

971
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I want that. You know, granted we

972
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: got furniture, you know what I mean. But I did

973
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: a deal where I know. I'm just saying, like, like

974
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: you do, don't wear celebrity like someone in your position would.

975
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: I think, I really do. I think you are to

976
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: not do that because it is I've talked about before.

977
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: It's hard when you start. I don't think, by the way,

978
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: I don't fame is a fucking thing. It's a thing

979
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:47,240
Speaker 1: that you can you know, more people, more strange, more people.

980
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: This is what fame is. Fame is not me bragging

981
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 1: fame to me. When I say I'm more famous, it

982
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: equals people who I don't know know me more people.

983
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: When I say I've got more famous us, it means

984
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 1: more people who I've never met know who I am

985
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: and think they know about me. That's what famous to me.

986
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: And that's why I comment on it because it is

987
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: a weird feeling and I'm not playing a victim. It's

988
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: it's what I asked for. It's what I always wanted.

989
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be famous because I used to

990
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: put I used to think fame was like of cool thing.

991
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 1: And obviously it is valuable because you can get free stuff,

992
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: you can get more money, but all these things. But

993
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,760
Speaker 1: it is a weird thing to have people who don't

994
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: know you think they know you, and that is not

995
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 1: a that's not normal for a human to feel. And

996
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't like it. And it's maybe you know I

997
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 1: talked about on the show before, Like I just I

998
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: want to just stay at this level. I if I

999
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: could just sign a contract that makes me like stay here,

1000
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: I would because I don't want any because it just

1001
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: means more hate. People just hate you more. And a

1002
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: Lee wrote that to me. She was like, the more

1003
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 1: famous you get, I've seen it with everyone I've worked with,

1004
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: the more people who know you, let me stop saying famous,

1005
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,720
Speaker 1: because people think that that's a brag. The more people

1006
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: who know you who you don't know, more people that

1007
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: are going to hate you. It's just the way it goes.

1008
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: And I said, well, I don't feel like this happens

1009
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: to men truly. I just don't think it happens to

1010
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 1: men as much, and it doesn't happen to actresses. And

1011
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: I've said this before. It's just I just don't want it,

1012
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 1: I really And there's a part of me like thinking

1013
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: about the nuclear fucking missiles that are probably gonna be

1014
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: launched soon, and I was like, let's just bring them on.

1015
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 1: I just want to, Like, I was like, because and

1016
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: it made me realize none of this fucking matters. Well,

1017
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: that's that's true. I don't want them to bring them on.

1018
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,280
Speaker 1: But I'm like, why am I worried about people hating

1019
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: me on the internet when we could be nuked in

1020
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 1: five days? He could be Yeah, grabbing an a K

1021
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: forty is having a fight for your fucking St. Louis. Yeah,

1022
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: it's so dumb to talk about any of this. I'm sorry, No,

1023
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 1: it's not. It's it's it's your real life. The only

1024
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: thing with fame that that anytime I think of fame

1025
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: is and I do this as well. It's like you

1026
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: watch something on YouTube, right, and you're like, who's this

1027
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: guy that she's talking. I don't know this person, so

1028
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna listen to anything they have to say

1029
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: or whatever. There there's no wait to what they have

1030
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: to say because they're not they haven't had their own

1031
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 1: special or whatever it is. Then I go, oh, you're

1032
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 1: not even listening to me because you think I'm not

1033
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: famous or I'm not good enough without even like taking

1034
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: And that's where I give rubbed the wrong way where

1035
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: I was because you want more of that cloud of

1036
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 1: like where they just give you the benefit of the

1037
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: doubt beforehand because they know who you are. YEA. Other

1038
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 1: than that, I don't really it's not really about like

1039
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 1: I want everyone to know me and I want to

1040
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: have all this influential fucking ship. I don't give a

1041
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: funk about any of that. I just like that's stuff

1042
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,240
Speaker 1: that's just ego though. I but I don't, I really

1043
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: do you know me? I don't walk around thinking that

1044
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: people know I've never I never think people recognize me

1045
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: or like, oh my god, I can't go there because

1046
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 1: it's gonna be people are gonna know me. First of all,

1047
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: they don't, but I've I don't think walking around there's

1048
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 1: not there's never a time where I There's maybe been

1049
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: one time in the past year where I've been like, oh,

1050
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: I maybe don't want to do this thing because oh

1051
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 1: it was at my own show at the casine where

1052
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to go to the bar

1053
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 1: because my faces on fucking posters and I just don't

1054
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: want people staring at me and being like what, I

1055
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: just don't want to be watched. But that was because

1056
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,399
Speaker 1: my face was on posters all over the casino. I'm

1057
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: not someone who's like I need to be protected because

1058
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm whatever. It's just I'm I don't want any of that.

1059
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: And it just really pained me to read someone say

1060
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 1: that I think I'm like famous. It's not like it

1061
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: like it was me saying I'm better. Like people just

1062
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: think that when you say you're famous, it means you

1063
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 1: think you're better. And that's not what I think at least,

1064
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: But you know what, that's them putting that on it.

1065
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: And I just have to let go of what other

1066
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: people think about me. But God, is it hard because

1067
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: when you when you get more people know you, they

1068
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: really have opinions about you that you cannot It's like

1069
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: trying to truck sense into someone who supports Trump. It's

1070
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: just it's deaf ears. There's no defending yourself. It's just

1071
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: because it all goes back to the original thing when

1072
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: you're like talking my like we want someone to can

1073
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: plain about and they want You're that person to a

1074
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 1: lot of people that like, oh I get to fucking

1075
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: my life, you know, like that, they don't want to

1076
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: get better. They don't want to fucking see the positive

1077
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: in you. They want to break down and find the

1078
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: negative in you because then it makes them feel better

1079
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: about themselves. And that's you're not going to ever stop me.

1080
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, you listen to every podcast of mind. Why

1081
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: if you hate me? It's the same thing, Like why

1082
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: do you hang out with people that are that you

1083
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: don't like? That's what I'm saying that it's the same thing.

1084
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: But honestly, I'm so grateful for all the people who

1085
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: do like me, because man, the other night, I will

1086
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: say on Instagram Live, we gotta go to break. I'll

1087
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: tell you what this happens. I'm going to tell you

1088
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: after I get back from break, what me and the

1089
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,439
Speaker 1: best he's got into Monday. So you know what that means.

1090
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: The other night I went on Instagram Live as I'm

1091
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: prone to do um and you were on with me.

1092
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: That was fun. Yeah you were naked and afraid. Um,

1093
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: that was so fun. I love I freaking love our

1094
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:19,439
Speaker 1: Instagram and like the best people I know. I saw

1095
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: a lot of people wrote to you back and like

1096
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: thanks for standing up for Nikki. Yo. I wasn't doing

1097
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 1: it for yeah, she wrote to you. That's not why

1098
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: I was doing I was just like, fucking just this

1099
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: is like, like, no, I wasn't standing up for you.

1100
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: I know I was, but I hate those people are

1101
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: like I stood up for her yea to the same thing.

1102
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm the best comedian, we have the same brain like that. Like,

1103
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 1: but I just wrote it because I was like I

1104
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 1: read something about like I want to suck on your

1105
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: labia or I'm like this first of all. But there's

1106
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: a different account for that. It's Nikki Glazy. Yeah. Yeah,

1107
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: if you're gonna everyone says that ship. So I was

1108
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: just like, I just don't want our little world to

1109
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,439
Speaker 1: be and that's why we keep it private to be tainted. Now,

1110
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I can tell well we were

1111
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: going to talk about that. Accepting. I accept a lot

1112
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: of me and no woul kind of do it, but

1113
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: I do it a lot, and I'll go through you know,

1114
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 1: they'll be like eight request to become our friend on

1115
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 1: Nikki lzer Pat And if I had to cipher through

1116
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 1: of who I think is going to say, I want

1117
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: to suck on your long labia, you could tell it

1118
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 1: would take me a while. It's a profile of like

1119
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 1: of like a dragon cartoon or with his kid on

1120
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 1: his back. Yeah yeah, yeah. It's either the most personal,

1121
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: but a guy with sunglasses and holding a baby, yeah,

1122
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: or a guy with like a gun and and just

1123
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: another gun. So well yeah you you. You put a

1124
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 1: story out the other day that was like yeah, I

1125
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: was just look, this isn't the place for that, like

1126
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 1: we keep it private to positive atmosphere and then people go,

1127
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: oh you can't hear the criticism. Uh, we just can

1128
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: we have a fun place? Can there be a place

1129
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: for fun? Um? It was so fun. So I played

1130
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: a bunch of songs and then afterwards we were all

1131
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: just like talking and I was like eating my oatmeal

1132
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: and like just hanging out and people started sharing like

1133
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: things that were going on in their lives that like

1134
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: really suck and like how and their anxieties and panic

1135
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: attacks and all the stuff, and then a couple of

1136
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: the besties in the chat like communicated about like I

1137
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: get those kind of panic attacks too, and we were

1138
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: just all offering each other advice and it was just

1139
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: turned in this like this one guy was like, my

1140
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: life sucks. I would no one would ever switch places

1141
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: with me. And then I was like, well, tell me

1142
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: about your life. It can't suck that bad. I was like,

1143
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's someone in Ukraine who's like arming themselves

1144
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: right now who would kill to switch places with you.

1145
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 1: Watching me live on Instagram. He was like, I'm I'm

1146
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 1: bedridden and I can't breathe and I have like days

1147
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,919
Speaker 1: to live. And I was like, oh, never mind, like

1148
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: it got to be but it was just like it

1149
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: was just people sharing their fucking feelings and feeling like um,

1150
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: and just a girl sharing about how her medication makes

1151
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 1: it so she can't poop, and we're sharing like, you know, uh,

1152
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: different supplements for you know. It was just like it

1153
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: just felt like I was hanging out with some friends.

1154
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: It was awesome, and that was it was just it

1155
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,919
Speaker 1: was cool. I just like and just a guy like, hey,

1156
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: let's see your nipples. Fucking the other thing too, is

1157
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:38,439
Speaker 1: like I don't people go, well, we're joking, you're so

1158
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: bad at joking. A joke is not I want to

1159
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 1: see the inside of your pussy and hanging on my

1160
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: wall like that's actually funny, that's actually not that bad.

1161
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: Sorry for being funny, but just see the inside of

1162
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: your pussy. How about that? Like a joke is not

1163
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 1: your inner thought with your coming your dick, and it's

1164
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: your grossest thing that you think of. Yeah, they just

1165
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 1: always go I would suck, I would look, I would

1166
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: stick my tongue six inches into your asshole and suck

1167
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: a fart out, And you're just like, that's not funny,

1168
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 1: Like that's you're just trying to say what's been said

1169
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: a million times. I don't mind funny. I don't mind dirty. Obviously.

1170
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: Men have children in their profiles too that write to me, Oh,

1171
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: it's interesting for you to say when you're the biggest creep,

1172
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I am kind of a creep.

1173
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I wouldn't. I wouldn't label myself a creep,

1174
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 1: but I would say that I have creepy thoughts. And

1175
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: then don't I have dark like humor. I'm sure you've

1176
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: looked at pictures before and been like, I want to

1177
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 1: suck that fucking whatever when you were saying, but you know,

1178
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: we all have these thoughts when you show up at

1179
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: their house like a man, you write it in blood

1180
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 1: their window, like the fucking man. All right, let's get

1181
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 1: to our Monday segment, which we haven't had for a while.

1182
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: I feel like top one, bottom one. This week's category

1183
01:03:54,960 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: is cereal Cereal filne this before even if we haven't

1184
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: have but I don't care. How do it again? Okay,

1185
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: I know what. No, it's gonna because we did talk

1186
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 1: about seal. Oh my god, I love cereals so much.

1187
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm this is my cereals, my favorite signfel

1188
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: make you get into serial thing. No, I never really

1189
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: liked what kind of cereal he was into. He was into,

1190
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: like frosted flakes. I think paid. Do you think they

1191
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: paid for that advertisement? Eventually? Um, what's what's your favorite cereal?

1192
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: Or let's start with the best. Yeah, I don't know

1193
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: it was started. You're right? Yes, yes, you're right, Andrew?

1194
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,880
Speaker 1: Can I go? Can go next? Can if someone else go? Um?

1195
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: I'll go? Um, I'm gonna go with Captain Crunch and

1196
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: your bottom. Listen, I'm picking a bottom that isn't grape

1197
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: nuts or you know what I mean, like like this

1198
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: is for me. It's just this is the bottom of

1199
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: the top. Actually, grape nuts would be over Captain Crunch,

1200
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 1: because if I'm going to do us sugary cereal and

1201
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: like really commit to like a fun sugary cereal, I

1202
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 1: would much rather just say nope, I'd rather just not

1203
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: have sugar and do grape nuts. So actually would pick

1204
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 1: Captain Crunch is my bottom? What about with berries? I'm

1205
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: just wondering berries. I will like it a little bit more,

1206
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: but Captain Crunch. I I love a soggy cereal. Captain

1207
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,480
Speaker 1: Crunch it takes longer to get soggy. It is cuts

1208
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: through from my mouth. It has a weird aftertaste. I

1209
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: don't like the dust it leaves behind in the cereal bowl.

1210
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: It doesn't And it's the kind of dust that makes

1211
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: you like choke, like you're in like you know, ground

1212
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 1: zero at nine eleven. It's like it's festot. I don't

1213
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: like it. I'm following a class action for when I

1214
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 1: fucking get Captain Crunch along someday. I just see you

1215
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 1: like trying to get some the last few out of

1216
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: the box, and yeah, you're like just covered, like, oh,

1217
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 1: we lost a lot of men in net. Yeah, and

1218
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 1: the captains like, um, ship, what's your bottom? Noah? My bottom?

1219
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 1: Uh is either fruit loops or fruity pebbles, because they

1220
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: have the same one here with your fruit coloring flavor,

1221
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 1: fretty pebbles. I will admit there's something that hurts the

1222
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 1: back of my throat with fruity pebbles. Even though I

1223
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 1: do like fruity pebbles, it does leave it hurts the

1224
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: back of my throat. Fruit loops I do not find

1225
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 1: that to be the same thing, and I like that. Um,

1226
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 1: there's a certain tea that Kurson brought to my attention

1227
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 1: that smells like fruit loops. I think it's an Earl Gray.

1228
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,480
Speaker 1: It smells like fruit loops and it's fucking If you

1229
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 1: like fruit loops, check out Earl Gray tea. Um. But

1230
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 1: I think fruity pebbles definitely does leave a weird aftertaste

1231
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 1: and like a tinge in the back of your throat,

1232
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 1: even though I would not kick it out of bed. Well,

1233
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: now this changes my whole thought process because I thought

1234
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 1: we were gonna go like corn flakes for our bottom?

1235
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, you can, but it's what

1236
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: you so I'm not gonna. I would never. I would

1237
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: never sack like I don't want to eat sugar. If

1238
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm forced each sugar and a sugary cereal, I'm gonna

1239
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: go with something great. And then if I can't have

1240
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: that great, I would rather just do grape nuts, which

1241
01:06:56,240 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: is probably the worst add like blue berries or like

1242
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 1: some kind something else. You know, is what is that?

1243
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: Who wants that? Although it's healthy, you get your brand

1244
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 1: in or your fiber. Oh my god, I can't. I

1245
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: can't even decide my favorite cereal. I'm just thinking about it.

1246
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: It's really making my mouth water. Okay, what what's what

1247
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: is your number one? What's your bottom? Sorry? Bottom? You

1248
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: know what isn't that great that you would think would

1249
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 1: be great? Twitch tricks? I like tricks. Tricks are for kids.

1250
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: With the bunny rabbit, their tricks are good. I love tricks.

1251
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: Talk about a great advertising. Tricks are for kids. Yeah,

1252
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 1: just anything that makes you feel special. I just have

1253
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 1: to say, okay, okay, okay, gotcha? Whoa tricks? I'm on

1254
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: that shots fired? General tricks we're taking into a battle

1255
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: of Captain Crunch in general mills that no, we're gonna

1256
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 1: get We're gonna get email us again, me and Noah

1257
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 1: guy fucking messages from Zapps and uh, I want to

1258
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 1: thank yeah and cheeseballs. Yeah, I saw it on the box,

1259
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 1: So thank you to the lions. There's a bustie there

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Speaker 1: that was listening to the podcast and he or she

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Speaker 1: like they could not believe that we were talking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so thank you Andrew. H fuck top No, wait, what

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Speaker 1: was your worst? My worst is corn flakes? Oh really yeah?

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Speaker 1: Just regular corn flakes. Yeah, I like corn flakes. You

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Speaker 1: put some Stevia on it and you let it. I

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Speaker 1: get it. I get it. You're you're talking just playing.

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Speaker 1: I don't Coutrema on these cereals is a part of it.

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01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 1: But then you're making it's not to cereal anymore. I'll

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Speaker 1: still take it. It's like I love I love that

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Speaker 1: layered like layered and like you wait it you make

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Speaker 1: it sit for probably like five minutes, and it gets that.

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Speaker 1: I just love us. I'll like yeah, yeah, spicy. Um. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go to best I'll kick us off. Okay, here's

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Speaker 1: here's what I'm gonna do, and there are no rules,

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Speaker 1: so I'm gonna give you. If I'm going with one cereal,

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Speaker 1: I'm going with honey Bunches of oats almonds. It is

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Speaker 1: so fucking good. I used to eat it every single

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Speaker 1: day after school, like five bowls, and that is how

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Speaker 1: I gained about twenty pounds between my junior and senior year.

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Speaker 1: Honey Bunches of oats with almonds is the culprit. Now

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Speaker 1: if I'm going with Now, if we're really going there,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Lucky Charms. Now, I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do a half bowl Lucky Charms, and I want half

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Speaker 1: of it to be marshmallows, the other half the regular Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do all marshmallows. I wanted half

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Speaker 1: and half. Then I'm going to top it off with

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Speaker 1: rice crispies Plane take down the sugar a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I love a rice crispy. I love the way it

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Speaker 1: gets soggy. I love the way it gives some consistency

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01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:02,840
Speaker 1: that's almost like gelatinous. And I know that discuss everyone

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Speaker 1: listening and then more in the same bowling. I'll just

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Speaker 1: do anything. I'm going to do some cocoa crispies to

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Speaker 1: give it a little cocoa flavor, because we don't have

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Speaker 1: that going on with any of the other flavors. I

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Speaker 1: might throw a handful of kicks in it. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: you're you're milk. Yeah, not to mix them all together.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just thought of pops, corn pops.

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Speaker 1: You might be onto something here. Oh, I do a

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Speaker 1: suicide of cereals. You know when you used to do

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Speaker 1: suicide of cereals. King, I can't stop thinking of cereals.

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Speaker 1: And you know what the what a really good cereal

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Speaker 1: is frosted miniwheats. Also, uh, the miniwheats that had no

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01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:50,840
Speaker 1: because those are more of a savory wheats, the one

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01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,960
Speaker 1: side that has the powder on it. Why do they

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Speaker 1: not both have powder? Ones that have raisen inside the

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01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 1: mini wheat that is? Those are so they're like the

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Speaker 1: raisin net of cereals. You guys, those are like really

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Speaker 1: slept on. My dad used to get it all the time.

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Speaker 1: Off final thought, best best cereal. Sorry, I couldn't stop it,

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Speaker 1: couldn't stop have cereal in the goddamn house because I

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Speaker 1: will eat all of it. I literally cannot cereal because

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Speaker 1: I don't trust myself a box. When can I just

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01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 1: say when cereal comes up real easy because it's liquid.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean to please trigger warning, ham drip, trigger warning,

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01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:36,160
Speaker 1: but like I used to eat a lot of cereal.

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Speaker 1: And then if you've ever been belieming, I hope that

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01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: if you, if you have, please and you don't want

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01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 1: to be anymore, please write me and I'll teach you

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Speaker 1: something that will help you. But um, I to any

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Speaker 1: of those people who were blieming out there that feel disgusting,

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Speaker 1: I've been there, and like I used to always do

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Speaker 1: cereal because it came up so easy. And I'm not

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Speaker 1: telling bliem its anything. They don't know. Believe it's all

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01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:57,519
Speaker 1: know which stuff apples are a nightmare and they cut

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Speaker 1: up your throat. Um, And I'm not giving tip, I

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Speaker 1: promise you. I'm not giving tips. Tis. No, I'm not

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01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 1: giving tips. But seriously, rice and from you come up

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Speaker 1: really easy. I'm not giving I really am not giving tips.

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Speaker 1: I promise you. It's also uh what's her name died

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Speaker 1: of bolimia. Uh. I don't want to go to rehab. Yeah,

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01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 1: don't don't believe the lies about it was drugs and

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Speaker 1: it was whatever it was bliemia. It's a very dangerous

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Speaker 1: disease that a lot of women have that they're doing

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01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:35,560
Speaker 1: other things that will they'll be like, but your bliemia

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01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,479
Speaker 1: is so fucking dangerous. Don't funk with that, you guys.

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01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,679
Speaker 1: And if you are fucking with it, don't be ashamed.

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Speaker 1: Reach out to me and I will be happy to

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Speaker 1: guide you in What has helped me to see her

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01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 1: eating Counterracula? Oh yeah, because she's got that. It's got

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01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 1: goth look very Countercula. All right, no uh on that

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01:12:54,280 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 1: tape once describing throwing up Countracula. So it's not Count Dracula.

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Speaker 1: It's Frankenberry, which is one of the It's like a

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01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 1: strawberry version of Count Chocola. But Frankenstein serves frank and

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01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:20,200
Speaker 1: Berry serves its final Halloween and I get so hat

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01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:27,759
Speaker 1: it like like a guy by got in between frank

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01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:33,439
Speaker 1: and Berry looks like between October twelve. Okay, so you're

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01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 1: looking at like it's like Lucky Charms, but it also

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Speaker 1: has the little other pieces are like pink or orange?

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Speaker 1: What are they? They're they're pink. I got shortcake cereal.

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Speaker 1: It's oh yes, So I separate the cookie part from

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01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,760
Speaker 1: the marshmallows, and I eat the all the cookie part

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01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: and then I save all the marshmallows. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: I just said that. Okay, here's that's what I don't.

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01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 1: I love doing sugar cereals, but I'm doing franken Berry

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Speaker 1: this year. Know what, you we gotta do a taste test,

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Speaker 1: like at a live or something Halloween. I'm gonna send

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Speaker 1: you Barry h it looks so good. Okay, Andrew, Okay,

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01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: Andrew drum roll. I mean, I guess look, it's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: This is boring. I know, come at me, cinnamon toast crunch. No, dude,

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01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 1: we've been sleeping on that one the whole time. It's

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01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: so fucking good. When I'm sucking stoned or when I

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01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: was hungry in New York and I just there's every

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01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:34,200
Speaker 1: like once every like four months in New York, I

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01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: just was like, I need cereal and I couldn't even

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01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 1: stop myself. I'd like, sorry, that was my computer. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was great. That was great, though I

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01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,800
Speaker 1: felt like, you know what, it sounded like it didn't

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01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 1: come through on it was it was it was learning

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01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:57,280
Speaker 1: She's a Jar by wilco oh Ship. Anyway, it reminded

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Speaker 1: me of like from Big Lebowskia me floating from Apartment

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Speaker 1: two the count, you know, fucking Aisle four to get

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01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:11,840
Speaker 1: like that would have been great music. I'm just grabbing out.

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01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:20,760
Speaker 1: I grabbed chocolate, milk cash you milk, chocolate, Hello Withnamon.

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01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:24,880
Speaker 1: If you're not doing gone, if you're not doing nut

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01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 1: milks with cereal like flavored nut milks like a vanilla almonds,

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01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,679
Speaker 1: you are missing the boat. I think that soy milk

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01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:36,599
Speaker 1: and nut milks changed the cereal game from that, just

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01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,519
Speaker 1: like skim watery. And I know some of you are

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01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: just whole milk realists, in which case, what are you doing? No, no, no,

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01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: don't do you. We went to a farm yesterday and

1381
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,479
Speaker 1: we talked about that. Tomorrow, we've got a lot to

1382
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 1: catch up on Columbine and we're gonna talk about Columbine.

1383
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about heavy metal, Taylor Swift, We're gonna

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01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:57,280
Speaker 1: talk about um seeing goats and pigs. This would be

1385
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,640
Speaker 1: funny to always teach something that we never get to.

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01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:03,519
Speaker 1: It's likest development or it's like um Jimmy Kimbel every

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01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,439
Speaker 1: episode he goes. I want to apologize to Matt Damon

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01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:08,920
Speaker 1: we didn't have time. He does that every single show,

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01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 1: but Arrested Development would give for next week and it

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01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:15,360
Speaker 1: never happened. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, which they went through

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01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:17,920
Speaker 1: the time to make it. We should do teasers though,

1392
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,840
Speaker 1: where they have to listen to the next episode to

1393
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:23,280
Speaker 1: figure out something like pretty juicy you know what I mean,

1394
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:26,840
Speaker 1: Like we actually will fulfill like a secret. Next week,

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01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about how I bought a putter

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01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:34,720
Speaker 1: from Taylor Babe. Oh god, uh did you really buy

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01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,840
Speaker 1: a putter for Taylor Wood. It's a whole long story.

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01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:38,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to come at Taylor Made, but me

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01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:42,320
Speaker 1: and Taylor Made we have some issues. So I think

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Speaker 1: my favorite guitars are Tailor's ironically and Taylor Swift. A

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01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:48,479
Speaker 1: lot of Taylor's in our Lives. Find out next you

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01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 1: might be having me on a golf attorney. I would

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01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,040
Speaker 1: love for that to happen. We'll see what you see

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01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,960
Speaker 1: what happens. Um, guys, thank you so much listening too.

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01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,960
Speaker 1: Noahs are we didn't get to all of the news. Um.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations to bestie Sarah who got into a media program

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Speaker 1: by talking about are in group, which is the sounds

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01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 1: almost like a like a racist term, but it makes

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01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 1: me feel so good. Um yeah, anything else, No, don't

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Speaker 1: be Ca and Jack gets coming Jack John F. Kennedy