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Speaker 1: According to a new poll, seventy nine percent of New

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Speaker 1: Year's resolutions involve improving on your overall health.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great, we should all want they should. Health

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Speaker 2: is wealth.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty healthy to begin with. But that's okay.

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Speaker 1: The majority of those specifically deal with weight loss. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and there's one company who's.

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Speaker 3: Just laughing at us.

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Speaker 1: Saying, oh, yeah, you want to lose weight. How about

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Speaker 1: we launched the most unhealthy menu item that we've ever

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Speaker 1: had right at the start of the New Year.

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Speaker 4: I mean, when I ditch my New Year's resolutions, I

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Speaker 4: like to ditch them.

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Speaker 2: Hart.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this is perfect for you because right now,

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Speaker 1: for eleven ninety nine, Applebee's is offering something called the

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Speaker 1: om Cheeseburger.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm passing the pictures around to my co host you.

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Speaker 3: You can find the photo up on.

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Speaker 1: Our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey Brook. How would

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Speaker 1: you describe what you're seeing?

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Speaker 4: Well, it looks like a bacon burger with no vegetables,

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Speaker 4: zero vegetables on it, bacon, lots of cheese, but it's

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Speaker 4: cut in half and the halves are both sitting downward

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Speaker 4: into another plate of cheese.

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Speaker 1: It's basically a large basic bacon cheeseburger cut in half

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Speaker 1: and the ends are floating in a skillet of melted

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Speaker 1: multi That's intense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I wouldn't say it looks healthy.

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Speaker 2: No, my mouth isn't watering.

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Speaker 1: Really, I think it looks absolutely delicious.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we did go to the Instagram comments for this.

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Speaker 1: On Applebee's page, one person said, for anyone who wants

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Speaker 1: to know, I tried.

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Speaker 3: This last week and it was great.

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Speaker 1: A little hard to eat because the burger stuck to

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Speaker 1: the skillet so the raitress had to bring me a

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Speaker 1: spatula in order to but it was really good.

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Speaker 2: Let's be honest, she brought you a shovel.

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Speaker 3: There you go. We're here to help you ruin your

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Speaker 3: new year's resolution. Okay, starting today, I.

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Speaker 2: Think more cheese should be the resolution.

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Speaker 1: John our ways and my resolution is to maybe not

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Speaker 1: get shots by the shock collar during the shot collar

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Speaker 1: Question of.

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Speaker 3: The day, Digital Jake, Please don't dash my dreams. Let's

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Speaker 3: go for it. Let's see.

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Speaker 5: Today we're celebrating the birthday of the future Queen of England,

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Speaker 5: Kate Middleton, even cooler than all her fancy gowns or

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Speaker 5: sparkling tiaras and her lavish castles. Is her official royal title,

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Speaker 5: the Princess of Wales. But not all royal names sound

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Speaker 5: quite as elegant as the Princess of Wales, especially when

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Speaker 5: you travel around to other monarchies across the globe. And

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Speaker 5: today you're gonna have to decide which royal titles are

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Speaker 5: real during a special Crowned Jewels or Clowned.

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Speaker 2: Fools edition of.

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Speaker 3: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you'll say a number one through t he I'll

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Speaker 5: give you the name and title of a royal family

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Speaker 5: member from somewhere in the world. You have to tell

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Speaker 5: me if that person is a real crowned jewel or

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Speaker 5: a made up clowned fool. Let's start with the woman

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Speaker 5: who's been dubbed the Morning Shows Duchess of Croptopolis. Forgot,

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Speaker 5: your exalted royal person is King Maha Jajra Lan Khan

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Speaker 5: from Thailand. He holds the role of upholder of religions,

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Speaker 5: descendant of the Shakri dynasty, and possessor of royal white elephants.

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Speaker 5: Now you tell me if King Maha Jajra La Khan

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Speaker 5: is made up a clown fool or if that's a

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Speaker 5: real person a crown jewel.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I'm impressed that I think he.

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Speaker 3: Long corn You who's pronouncing it right? Anybody?

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Speaker 4: If he's a real person, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Even know, and I have nothing to base it on.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go crown fool, clown clown.

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Speaker 5: Wait half and half there, the clowns fool would be fake.

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Speaker 5: Crown jewel is real, Crown clown fool, you're the clown.

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Speaker 5: Maha is real.

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Speaker 2: He'd come up to you in a bar, try to

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Speaker 2: hit on you, and you wouldn't believe it.

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Speaker 3: Then you'd get beheaded in front of the entire time.

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Speaker 2: I deserve it. I don't think they're doing that.

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Speaker 3: Body guards to protection. Absolutely, they're well paid for that.

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Speaker 5: Brooks. Seven is off the board.

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Speaker 2: Let's pick the royal number one.

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Speaker 5: Your international royal person is Sultan Hasinal Bulkia from Brunei. Okay,

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Speaker 5: the Sultan wears many hats, currently serving against the Prime Minister,

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Speaker 5: the Minister of Defense and Minister of Finance. Busy, he's busy,

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Speaker 5: in no time for your tomfoolery, Brooks. So please tell me,

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Speaker 5: is Sultan Hassanal a real person with a real title?

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Speaker 5: Crown Jewel or did we make him up crown fool?

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Speaker 4: Isn't the best part of being born into a royal

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Speaker 4: family is you just have to make some public appearances?

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Speaker 2: There there the work. God, that sounds awful. I mean right,

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Speaker 2: I think he needs to give up some of those jobs.

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Speaker 2: So that's what I'm gonna say. He's a clowned fool.

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Speaker 5: Oh he says, clown fool?

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Speaker 2: Is he the hardest working royal that we'd have it?

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Speaker 5: Dude? What's going on in BRUNEI? Yeah, Jose, we're over

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Speaker 5: to you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's go twelve.

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Speaker 5: Your global royal is Prince Leopold von Driftwood.

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Speaker 3: From the Principality of.

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Speaker 5: Western Mark, which is a coastal micro estate between Germany

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Speaker 5: and Denmark. He's raine since twenty eleven and not surprisingly,

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Speaker 5: loves going to the beach in the summers.

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Speaker 1: Related to Simon von Morningwood, a close friend of my family.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, very good, Jose. Is Leo von Driftwood a

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Speaker 5: real person with a real title? Or did we make him.

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Speaker 3: Up Leo von Driftwood that likes the beach? This is

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Speaker 3: a joke like written in itself.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't. It's not a very German name.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that this is a crowned fool jay

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Speaker 5: clown fool.

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Speaker 3: No, he's rich, but also a okay, he doesn't exist.

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Speaker 5: Jose says, we made this up. You got.

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Speaker 3: The Driftwood family is first fake Regal.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey, will we have another one?

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Speaker 3: Let's go to you for a number number twelve.

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Speaker 5: Please. Your royal dignitary is known as Prince Reginald Snootsbury

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Speaker 5: from the Principality of Lower Brimvale, a landlocked micro state

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Speaker 5: tuck between Austria and Switzerland.

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Speaker 3: The Vaticancy.

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Speaker 5: Snootsbury has been rating since twenty ten. Please tell me

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Speaker 5: is the Snoot a real person with a real title

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Speaker 5: or did we make him up?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember if my family and our international

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Speaker 1: travels ever crossed paths with the Snootsberrys.

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Speaker 2: You like the last five minutes, we just sound even dumber.

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Speaker 2: Talk international listeners.

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Speaker 1: If you run on the campaign voote for Snoot, that's

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Speaker 1: what it's all, the boot Man. Just because my family

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Speaker 1: didn't have any invitations from the Snootsberry house, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to say that this must be a clowned fool.

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Speaker 5: Jake, he says, we made him up, and we did.

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Speaker 5: I should have thought about the.

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Speaker 3: Invitations to your house. That's right.

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Speaker 5: That means the boys of one today's.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the boys know are royal family members, and therefore

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Speaker 1: the ladies shall be punished in a joint shock while

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Speaker 1: singing we are not the champions by queen.

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Speaker 2: We we are the champions, my friend, and we'll keep

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Speaker 2: on fighting.

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Speaker 3: It did not sound they were fighting at all.

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Speaker 1: That was your shot collar question of the day, got

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Speaker 1: your phones out coming up in just a few minutes.