Speaker 1: Oh hey, there, it's me Jack. You've caught me unwinding,
Speaker 1: enjoying a large goblet of delicious eggnog, untangling my brain,
Speaker 1: gaining five to fifteen pounds of eggnog while we unwind.
Speaker 1: Here at Daily Zeitgeist, in addition to publishing our normal
Speaker 1: year end episodes and Santa's University, etc. We've decided to
Speaker 1: take the opportunity to count down the top ten episodes
Speaker 1: of the year published over the next ten days. The
Speaker 1: ten days that will be off Monday through Friday, two
Speaker 1: weeks in a row. How Jack, how did you guys
Speaker 1: determine the top ten episodes? They were all equally incredible. Well,
Speaker 1: we used a little something called democracy. Ever heard of it?
Speaker 1: Depending on when you listen to this episode, that might
Speaker 1: not be such a rhetorical question. But anyways, we let
Speaker 1: you vote on the most listened to episodes of the
Speaker 1: year to see what you liked best. And you're about
Speaker 1: to hear your answers. Just ten bangers right in a row.
Speaker 1: We've got a trending episode in the mix. We got
Speaker 1: a lot of good ones and at number one, well,
Speaker 1: let's just say you'll find out, especially if this is
Speaker 1: the number one episode we're putting this same bumper at
Speaker 1: the start of all ten, so we hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 1: We hope you enjoyed listening to this year of TDZ
Speaker 1: as much as we enjoyed making it. And we will
Speaker 1: see you all in twenty twenty five. We hope you
Speaker 1: have a RESTful holiday.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, bro, Mike Tyson is gonna fucking lose. Let
Speaker 2: that go, y'all, Let's let it go. You know, somebody
Speaker 2: texts me it was like, where are we watching the fight?
Speaker 2: I was like, we're not. What are you thinking I
Speaker 2: would sooner do a heroin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've actually been itching to try heroin for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just kind of using this as an excuse.
Speaker 1: I would the third time this week you've said I'd
Speaker 1: sooner do heroin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you've not been trying to fuk with cheb.
Speaker 3: You know, hear a lot of good things about it.
Speaker 1: Is that what they call it. That's such a soft
Speaker 1: name for smoking heroin, Like cheap sounds like it should
Speaker 1: be weed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like chiba chiba?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what how they get you? That's how they
Speaker 1: get you to start smoking heroin a gateway words and
Speaker 1: then you end up in Chiba.
Speaker 3: That's right, but I don't like that was like I
Speaker 3: think of a valley thing that people have said, cheap dude.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of slang.
Speaker 1: I know, you go break off of bt H huh
Speaker 1: black tar heroin band. I love et H black Tar Heroin.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, g dragon, that's that's when you with.
Speaker 1: Bt Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three sixty four,
Speaker 1: Episode five of Daily It's a production of iHeartRadio. We
Speaker 1: almost made it to season three sixty five. We almost
Speaker 1: made it. Miles. Yeah. This is a podcast where we
Speaker 1: take a deep dive into america shared consciousness. We now
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Speaker 1: week see what we sound like when saying stuff like this.
Speaker 1: It's Friday, November fifteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: It'sfway there. It's Friday. That's old.
Speaker 1: Night.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's well guess well, shit, that totally threw me off,
Speaker 3: But it is November fifteenth. This National Raisin Brain Day,
Speaker 3: is National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: National butt cake Day? National cleaned out your refrigerator Day?
Speaker 4: Shit?
Speaker 3: I need to do that and National Philanthropy Day.
Speaker 1: I just pulled some cream cheese out of my refrigerator
Speaker 1: the other day that curing police.
Speaker 3: I found a thing of the salca that you get
Speaker 3: when you get I had I get. I eat a
Speaker 3: lot of poopoosas so a lot of times. I always
Speaker 3: get a lot of cutio and I get a lot
Speaker 3: of the salsa on this side. Yeah, so much extra
Speaker 3: that like in the back of my refrigerator. I felt
Speaker 3: like a fucking thirty two OUs thing of fucking salt.
Speaker 1: Ladies.
Speaker 3: Probably is like alcohol now, but yeah, I had to
Speaker 3: tell that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah I heard that somewhere. Was it on this show
Speaker 1: where somebody was talking about how saltsa only lasts like
Speaker 1: a week after you open the jar. You're you're supposed
Speaker 1: to eat it within a week. I've just been on someone.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 4: I mean tomatoes and you know, if there's not enough
Speaker 4: salt in linem in there then yeah, but you know,
Speaker 4: should it should last?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I've been I've been thugging
Speaker 3: it out with some old sauces before and I'm here, so.
Speaker 1: I go on bread and salsa. I go until the
Speaker 1: and cheese until physically appears.
Speaker 4: A little mold is good for you. You guys, you know,
Speaker 4: you know some of those white ladies are right about something.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I mean I'll keep that we came from
Speaker 4: and so, but no, no, no, you.
Speaker 1: And the thing I just my name is Jacko Blues
Speaker 1: guys smiling at me. Now that old twitters pooh poop
Speaker 1: peepee brown shirts, I'll leave him behind. Now.
Speaker 3: The app Blue Sky I did find never.
Speaker 5: Saw feed shining so bright on this here app. Futrols
Speaker 5: insight noticing the tags, pleasing to use when Elmo's app
Speaker 5: gives you the blue guy, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it. That one courtesy of No Clue, based on
Speaker 1: Blue Skies by as he put it, Google's Irving Berlin.
Speaker 1: The version I knows about what Willie Nelson shout out
Speaker 1: to No Clue shout out to Blue Sky the app.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it a little bit later, but you
Speaker 1: know it's better. It just feels like they did the
Speaker 1: time machine thing on Twitter back when like Twitter was
Speaker 1: first good. I still need to import all the people
Speaker 1: I follow, and then I think I'm there for good.
Speaker 3: I think it's called sky Bridge follower sky Skybridge yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a chrome chrome.
Speaker 3: Sky follower bridge. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: Use that guy follower bridge.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
Speaker 1: co host, mister Miles.
Speaker 3: It's Miles Gray.
Speaker 1: Kay, here's the rock filling bottle.
Speaker 4: Slow to say it.
Speaker 3: We're filming nothing.
Speaker 1: He's the rock feeling bottles.
Speaker 3: Slowly anyway, shout out Locaroni with that one the rock. Yes,
Speaker 3: you're time. He's like, no, I don't pissing bottles on set,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I mean come ask me. Yeah, I'll be
Speaker 3: pissing bottles on set was like the whole energy of
Speaker 3: that that clarific, clarifying interview. But yeah, shout out of Cocaroni.
Speaker 3: Thank you man.
Speaker 1: When you're making something as important as the movie Red
Speaker 1: One dropping this weekend? Is it dropping this weekend?
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm ready. I'm watching that fucking hot Santa
Speaker 3: hot frosties of the Thowman Ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we all are like I'm into Gladiator too,
Speaker 1: but like Red One dropping on the same weekend as
Speaker 1: Gladiator too seems like a miss missfire, but I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is Red One for children? Is it like what if
Speaker 1: children had their own diehard.
Speaker 3: I don't know, take your kids find out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Year Award Dad of the Year to quote Marrow. Anyways,
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined in our third seat by one
Speaker 1: of our favorite guests, one of your favorite guests, A writer, actor,
Speaker 1: one of the funniest stand up comedians doing it. She
Speaker 1: has an incredible stand up special called Bitch Grow Up
Speaker 1: that you must You've already watched it on Max. You
Speaker 1: must go watch it again. You can also see her
Speaker 1: on stages near you soon. Maybe go check her website.
Speaker 1: It's the hilarious and talented Marcela Argwell.
Speaker 4: Marcell arg Little aka the girl with the hair fuzz
Speaker 4: Miles that I was glowing and I didn't know what
Speaker 4: it was, but I just realized it's all the California Druys.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 4: Sweet was terrible. I finally got my hands on California.
Speaker 4: That's why my skin is glowing. Realized its right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, is my skin it
Speaker 4: is better? That's what it is? Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that happens. Yeah, when you smoke
Speaker 3: the foreign the redches. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I also want to before I move any further because
Speaker 4: I always forget till the end. I will be at
Speaker 4: the San Francisco Punchline Thanksgiving weekend, the Sacramento Punchline Wednesday,
Speaker 4: December fourth, and I have a monthly in Chicago the
Speaker 4: second Thursdays of the month, so'll come through Chicago.
Speaker 3: Where's it at in Chicago? Lincoln Latch my bad?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Okay boom boom?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Lincoln, thanks for having me. Guys, excited to
Speaker 1: be here.
Speaker 3: You be killing it on TV after midnight.
Speaker 4: I love to do that show. It's such a fun show.
Speaker 4: I love all the comments too, Like some people really
Speaker 4: hate me, which is always amusing. But there's like fans
Speaker 4: that are like, she gets the show, she knows what
Speaker 4: to do with the show. She she's not overthinking it.
Speaker 4: She's doing what you're supposed to do, which is exactly
Speaker 4: what I do. It's like so many comedians call me
Speaker 4: to be like, what's your advice? I'm like, stop taking
Speaker 4: it seriously, guys.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, just fun though, how much man have fun? Exactly?
Speaker 1: How many days are you drilling before you do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Eight in the shower every day.
Speaker 1: Who's your coach? Yeah? It's like it cool if I
Speaker 1: work with them or all right, Marcella, we're thrilled to
Speaker 1: have you. We're going to get to know you a
Speaker 1: little bit better in a moment. First, a couple of things.
Speaker 1: We're talking about The Onion just bought info War like
Speaker 1: the smallest sliver of good news. We'll take it, baby,
Speaker 1: Thank you the Onion. We'll also talk about Blue Sky,
Speaker 1: which seems to be gaining momentum. It's now the number
Speaker 1: one app in the app store. What that's fucking crazy?
Speaker 4: That is crazy. Yeah, it's not great, it's not I mean,
Speaker 4: none of them are. Not to say that Blue guys
Speaker 4: like that. It's just none of them are great.
Speaker 1: And it's still working some things out, but it's got
Speaker 1: the right.
Speaker 3: It's got the right. They're starting from the right place,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, there's no main he was
Speaker 3: running it. Yeah, I mean all you know, people are corrupt,
Speaker 3: we all it all takes time, but right now it's
Speaker 3: the good part where we don't know how fucked up it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why they're number one.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about how the right is mad that nobody
Speaker 1: wants to spend Thanksgiving with them, and the Horny Snowman movie,
Speaker 1: which I don't think I've even seen the trailer for this.
Speaker 1: Have we watched the trailer?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, maybe I missed it.
Speaker 3: What what is the Oh you really don't know. This
Speaker 3: woman like puts a scarf on a fucking snowman, being like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe this guy and it turns into like this hot
Speaker 3: white guy that she has with and then.
Speaker 7: Reality you say in the Beast they said you t I,
Speaker 7: but I mean if what he's working down there is
Speaker 7: like a dirty carrot like yeah, might be.
Speaker 3: The carrot jokes in it anyway, Yeah yeah, yeah. No, Well,
Speaker 3: before we get that and that the level of.
Speaker 1: Comedy that I've always aspired to is Netflix rom com
Speaker 1: level coming.
Speaker 3: Oh there's mixed with there that I just made.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, I suck Marcella. Yes, Before we get to
Speaker 1: any of that bullshit, we do like to ask our guess,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history that's revealing about
Speaker 1: who you are?
Speaker 4: Well, this morning I posted I read in this book,
Speaker 4: and I posted that I find the history of boxing
Speaker 4: so interesting, and my friend reached out to be like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I love you know, boxing, I take
Speaker 4: boxing and I do Brazilian jiu jitsu, and maybe be like,
Speaker 4: how long has to Brazilian jiu jitsu been around not
Speaker 4: very long. I was wondering if it was one of
Speaker 4: the old ones or not. But yeah, it's been around
Speaker 4: since like the twenties.
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, it's a gift from immigrant twenty it's a.
Speaker 1: Gift from immigrants ten years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: But anyways, I thought that was cool because you know,
Speaker 4: some of you know, some of the techniques are ancient,
Speaker 4: and like Brazilian jujitsu is like the remix. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I was saying how I loved brilliant. I mean, I
Speaker 4: love jiu jitsu because it feels like a like feels
Speaker 4: like magic tricks with your limbs, and I find that
Speaker 4: so powerful to watch. But yeah, yeah, that was one
Speaker 4: of the And I also I have a distant relative
Speaker 4: name Alexis Argueya, who was a boxer and his his
Speaker 4: big notorious fight was oh my god, prior with his name,
Speaker 4: I forget his name now. But anyways, I'm reading this
Speaker 4: really cool book about him, and.
Speaker 3: Are you are you even gonna bother to watch Mike
Speaker 3: Tyson lose to that that one? You know?
Speaker 4: I don't know, because I do have a show tomorrow,
Speaker 4: I mean tonight, I don't have a show tonight. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: have I showed tonight Friday.
Speaker 3: National?
Speaker 4: What is Rotten Tomato Sauce Day?
Speaker 3: But I have it?
Speaker 4: So the show, I'm like, do I watch it? Do
Speaker 4: I not watch it? My brother is like the undercard
Speaker 4: is really cool because he's two chicks, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh that's interesting. Yeah, trying to get me
Speaker 1: in by saying the undercard, but like, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do another election night, like you know.
Speaker 3: I hear you. Yeah, it's it's it's a lose lose situation,
Speaker 3: like you don't want to see Mike Tyson then being like,
Speaker 3: oh I'm gonna keep fighting. You're like, dude, you're almost
Speaker 3: sixty years old.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: And then also to just watch a white guy beat
Speaker 3: up a six year old black guy, I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I need to see for Rais.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very it's very symbolic for what's going on. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like the symbolism might Yeah, it's on the nose.
Speaker 4: There was a news story where like a seventeen year
Speaker 4: old Trump supporter like punched a seventy year old elderly woman.
Speaker 3: It's that it's just yeah, right exactly. But I did.
Speaker 4: That was the thing that I posted about the book
Speaker 4: I was reading, was like, it's interesting to learn so
Speaker 4: much about Alexisarguya, specifically knowing now that you can just
Speaker 4: be some guy and you know, you know, stream your
Speaker 4: your quote unquote match.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that's the thing that like that I had
Speaker 3: to really embrace was realizing too and every all the fight,
Speaker 3: you're like, dude, this one, this motherfucker actually might beat
Speaker 3: up whatever Logan, Paul or Jake, whoever the fuck it is,
Speaker 3: and you're always like, and that's how they get people in.
Speaker 3: But they're never gonna fucking pick someone that they're like, Yo,
Speaker 3: this motherfucker might beat up our guy. Like we're just
Speaker 3: trying to get a check. So just knowing that that's
Speaker 3: the construction under which it all happens, No, I will
Speaker 3: not be burdened by what has been right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, also just knowing like, oh, he has
Speaker 4: so many followers, but that's how we're doing it. It's like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, like where are we at in the world,
Speaker 4: But this is where we're at.
Speaker 1: Ye. What is something you think is underrated? Myself?
Speaker 4: Underrated? Is uh being in a good mood right now?
Speaker 4: Everyone seems to be so gloom and doom, doom scrolling,
Speaker 4: all sad in their feelings, and I just I have
Speaker 4: keep having to remind people. I'm going to remind listeners.
Speaker 4: I know some are you are doing it as well,
Speaker 4: but like he's not president yet. I keep telling people
Speaker 4: think of it as New Year's Day, like it's New
Speaker 4: Year's Eve right now, you fucking get your groom on
Speaker 4: right now and celebrate right now. Be happy right now. Well,
Speaker 4: you know, things are a little more chill, and you know,
Speaker 4: donate money if you can to whatever wherever, even fucking
Speaker 4: a person, a homeless person, give them an extra five spot,
Speaker 4: you know, do do something. But this gloom and doom
Speaker 4: shit is not helping anybody.
Speaker 1: It's not funny. I mean, I.
Speaker 4: Also understand not wanting to walk around smiling, especially if
Speaker 4: you're a white person, because then people are just gonna
Speaker 4: want to punch you. But also and people are gonna
Speaker 4: want to punch you no matter what.
Speaker 3: So yeah, right now everybody's looking a white man as well.
Speaker 1: Get a high five while you're doing it, hey, but
Speaker 1: the top, or you can buy.
Speaker 3: Our blue bracelets that you go wrong with. Let people
Speaker 3: know you're one of the safe ones.
Speaker 1: Is that a real thing that's happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a white woman thing. Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 3: to get lumped in with the three percent.
Speaker 4: It's weird.
Speaker 3: It's all fucking girl.
Speaker 4: We can tell if we go on your Instagram, we
Speaker 4: can tell who you are.
Speaker 3: I used to have a bit.
Speaker 4: I mean I should still do it, but it's like,
Speaker 4: you know, nobody knows who's actually racism, who's actually not racist,
Speaker 4: Like you only you know, like only you know what
Speaker 4: your goes through your mind when you're on an elevator
Speaker 4: with the black guy, white lady. Okay, so like that's
Speaker 4: who you really are, and like just accept that. But
Speaker 4: like the whole blue bracelet ships like lady get I
Speaker 4: also feel like your listeners wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: No, No advertiser, Marcella.
Speaker 1: So an important movement.
Speaker 3: We got to meet them where they're at.
Speaker 1: I can just see people like doing the opposite of
Speaker 1: like the purse clutching and actually like rolling up their
Speaker 1: sleeve to be like see not like just you know,
Speaker 1: itching the side of their face with their bracelet on display.
Speaker 1: I'm with the status quo. I just want to let
Speaker 1: you know we going to be all right. We're going
Speaker 1: to be all right.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, there is a white I was I
Speaker 4: was judging a roast bottle and this white boy was
Speaker 4: wearing like uh. It was like in the sound of Lakers,
Speaker 4: like it said they're not they're what is it? What
Speaker 4: is the Kendrick song. I'mlready I'm fucking blinking, like they're
Speaker 4: not like us, they're not like us. He has it. It
Speaker 4: says they not like us. But it's like Lakers, you know,
Speaker 4: they're not like us, right like us.
Speaker 3: But it didn't.
Speaker 4: It didn't say Lakers. It says they they're not like us.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, judging him, and I was
Speaker 4: like so distracted. I was like, you're white, they are
Speaker 4: not like you take.
Speaker 3: That shirt off.
Speaker 4: And it always it cracked me up anyway.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, it always. It's it's it's inevitable. Everything
Speaker 3: does get hijacked by white culture eventually. Like there was
Speaker 3: a clip of like those people. I don't know what
Speaker 3: it was. It's some kind of business convention where all
Speaker 3: those white people are on stage, like celebrating their company
Speaker 3: and they're like, they're not like us, They're not like oh,
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, he's speaking of.
Speaker 4: The Super Bowl is gonna be fire because of Kendrick.
Speaker 4: Like that performance is going to be interesting no matter what.
Speaker 4: Now with what's going on.
Speaker 1: You don't, I feel like you won't let it not
Speaker 1: be interesting? Is what you need? Because there's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure to make it not interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's going to be pushing. He's gonna be pushing
Speaker 4: for sure. That's that's what's cool about him. So now
Speaker 4: now everyone should be happy that he is a super
Speaker 4: Bowl performer.
Speaker 3: Cut to him, cut to him doing something really fucking
Speaker 3: just something ship. He's like, we need unity, y'all, we
Speaker 3: need to come together. Like what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Just white woman in booty shorts.
Speaker 3: That's a bunch of them.
Speaker 4: It's like, which is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I believe, Marcela. What was something
Speaker 1: you think is overrated?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I had something written or written down
Speaker 4: in my head and I didn't actually write it down.
Speaker 4: I have no idea. I don't know, I have nothing.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you guys don't give a fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all right, I had some If I remember, I'm going
Speaker 4: to say it, but I don't remember.
Speaker 3: When did you? When did you think of it? Like
Speaker 3: last night, in this hour, like thirty minutes ago. Damn,
Speaker 3: what was it about you?
Speaker 4: I don't know, that's what I'm saying. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do that,
Speaker 4: but I had to my hair, do my hairted sucking democrat.
Speaker 3: Hit him? But just right now, just right now, what
Speaker 3: the Democrats are over it?
Speaker 1: Just right now, right now, just right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we'll see how many people just are like, no,
Speaker 3: you're right, the fucking Hakeem Jeffries is the one to
Speaker 3: lead the resistance.
Speaker 4: He's gonna ow man, we'll have this conversation privately. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm interested to see what happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here. I'm not I'll tell you this. I
Speaker 3: don't want to see the same faces. I mean, that's
Speaker 3: who's gonna be are the ones who are going to
Speaker 3: be at the table though. So that's the thing where
Speaker 3: people have to get in line to so they The
Speaker 3: thing is if people if the Democrats see people being like, well,
Speaker 3: what are we gonna do, then they're gonna be like,
Speaker 3: all we got him, we got them, we got it right,
Speaker 3: all right. But if people are like, bro, I'm not
Speaker 3: trying to hear ship from you right now. I mean,
Speaker 3: who knows if that'll be in enough numbers or they
Speaker 3: actually underst in that something has to change. But I
Speaker 3: mean right now they're putting so much energy.
Speaker 1: And not changing that.
Speaker 4: Oh that made me think of a good overrated thinking.
Speaker 4: You can move whatever movement forward and whatever group you're
Speaker 4: in without providing mentorship. This concept that a lot of
Speaker 4: people have where they're like, I'm so good at this,
Speaker 4: I don't need to teach anybody anything, like everyone will
Speaker 4: learn from me. And it's like, no, pick someone to
Speaker 4: mentor help that one person get better so they can
Speaker 4: maybe replace you, or maybe they can figure out who
Speaker 4: can replace you. Like that that's the thing I don't
Speaker 4: I definitely have noticed it in comedy and obviously in politics.
Speaker 4: Right It's like people are so like, no, no, I'm
Speaker 4: the best at this thing, so I'm gonna never fucking
Speaker 4: share anything with anyone. It's like, bro, that's not how
Speaker 4: this shit works. We all need to like, we need
Speaker 4: to be mentoring, we need to be helping people, we
Speaker 4: need to be lifting each other up. So not not mentoring.
Speaker 4: I guess that that that people have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the person you mentor to replace you don't
Speaker 1: have them be eighty seven years ago when it's their
Speaker 1: time to replace you. My advice. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We're gonna come back and talk
Speaker 1: about the Onion. We'll be right back.
Speaker 3: We're black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is. If you go to the info
Speaker 1: Wars website, as I do every morning right now, all
Speaker 1: you get is a message that reads site unavailable till
Speaker 1: further notes till till you know. I like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: because the Onion, the satire site that seems to have
Speaker 1: better politics than the Democratic Party in so many ways,
Speaker 1: just bought info Wars at a bankruptcy auction.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we were just talking natually, like who's gonna
Speaker 3: do it, who's gonna buy it up? And like, I know,
Speaker 3: fucking Alex Jones. He was even saying that maybe the
Speaker 3: good guys will come in Roger No. But it was
Speaker 3: the fucking opposite. We had a fucking satire comedy website
Speaker 3: being like, yeah, this is ours now, and we got
Speaker 3: plans to fuck this thing up.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there is somebody in some like lead business
Speaker 1: position that sucks shit, as is often the case with
Speaker 1: media companies, But yeah, I've heard good things about the
Speaker 1: whole Bank Collins regime of the Onion So it looks
Speaker 1: like their plan is to relaunch info Wars as a
Speaker 1: satirical site, partnering with advertiser, and that that phrase always
Speaker 1: gives me a little bit of a park a little
Speaker 1: nervous partnering with advertising. The advertiser in this case is
Speaker 1: every Town for Gun Safety, which is a nonprofit dedicated
Speaker 1: to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath
Speaker 1: of the Sandy Hook shooting.
Speaker 3: So, well, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Supposedly that is supposedly beautiful, kind of on its face beautiful. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: according to Ben Collins, the CEO of Onions semi fictional
Speaker 1: parent company, what is it like Global Tetri He didn't. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they are satirically evil parent company. They say in for
Speaker 1: Wars will return in January as a parody of itself,
Speaker 1: but he has not said how much they spent.
Speaker 3: But they own it all. Though they own everything. They
Speaker 3: bought everything. I thought somebody like, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 3: need some lighting gear. I might just like we got
Speaker 3: it all.
Speaker 4: No, I mean it's easier for the auctioneer.
Speaker 3: You know, I got to go with the cash deal man.
Speaker 3: He's even gonna buy the shitty pills too many? All right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 3: You never know. Yeah, they own all of it, like
Speaker 3: even the intellectual property for Brainforest plus wow everything. So
Speaker 3: I guess, uh yeah, Alex Jones will have to find
Speaker 3: a new way to just relabel Flintstone's vitamins and tell
Speaker 3: people to help you live longer.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm interested to see what happened because I
Speaker 4: remember when the Colbert Report, you know, happened. It was
Speaker 4: really funny if you knew what you were watching. But
Speaker 4: people really believed that he was right wing. And I
Speaker 4: remember even when he exited and was, you know, transitioning
Speaker 4: into late night, Late night, he had this really Stephen
Speaker 4: Colbert had this really great Rolling Stone interview and he
Speaker 4: was just like explaining basically who he was because people
Speaker 4: hadn't really had that perspective. And I was like, man,
Speaker 4: people have no idea that this guy's just like a
Speaker 4: good guy.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: This is they so believed that character.
Speaker 3: Right right right? I mean yeah, who knows how far
Speaker 3: they go with it. I mean, like the their sort
Speaker 3: of press release comment on it is definitely it's like
Speaker 3: so like tongue in cheek. I don't know what they're
Speaker 3: about to do with.
Speaker 1: A shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti aging
Speaker 1: nutrition hacks. Info Wars strives to make life both scarer
Speaker 1: and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They're a true unicorn,
Speaker 1: capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking
Speaker 1: outrage and at an inept federal state that can both
Speaker 1: assassinate JFK and you but can't even put a man
Speaker 1: on the moon. But yeah, they seem to be I
Speaker 1: don't know, taking dead aim and all the shit that
Speaker 1: is crazy about info Wars. Alex Jones seems unhappy, like
Speaker 1: mildly concerned. I don't know what's your reading.
Speaker 4: He's always unhappy.
Speaker 1: He's just posting freaked out videos from inside his studio,
Speaker 1: supposedly refusing to leave.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, really, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, it is seventh.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen. Now that's all I hear is. And
Speaker 3: then Sierra comes in.
Speaker 8: I just got worth fifteen minutes ago that my lawyers
Speaker 8: and folks met with the US Trustee over our bankruptcy
Speaker 8: this morning, and they said where.
Speaker 3: They're shutting us down even without a court order.
Speaker 8: This morning, the Connecticut Democrats with the Onion newspaper.
Speaker 1: Like he'd never heard was competitive, So.
Speaker 8: They changed all the bidding rules, made it secret two
Speaker 8: days ago. I had a bad feeling. I told you that,
Speaker 8: just like they tried to shut us down back in
Speaker 8: late May without.
Speaker 1: A court order.
Speaker 8: They're supposed to have a court order.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be yeah, yeah, fucking cry. Let's see the end.
Speaker 3: Are you actually crying?
Speaker 8: There is the tyranny of the new world water desperate
Speaker 8: to South American people.
Speaker 3: All Right, we get it, we get it. Yeah. The
Speaker 3: best though, is like on that channel Fox Now that
Speaker 3: like you know, weird subsidiary of Fox News.
Speaker 1: They the Second Sight that I check every morning.
Speaker 3: Exactly. They have no idea how sad this is. This
Speaker 3: is them talking about the purchase of the of Info
Speaker 3: Wars by The Onion.
Speaker 9: The Onion is a satirical site. It manages to persuade
Speaker 9: people to believe uh itself as the quote world's leading
Speaker 9: news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered coverage of breaking
Speaker 9: international and local news events. It has four point three
Speaker 9: trillion daily readers. Jones has been saying on a show
Speaker 9: that if his factors body, well.
Speaker 4: You know what's you know what I was gonna say,
Speaker 4: when you were done showing these video is I wonder
Speaker 4: how much of the right wing humor is going to
Speaker 4: be taken seriously because these people have no concept.
Speaker 1: Of sapphire, right that is so wild.
Speaker 3: That's wild, like not even just being like it's a
Speaker 3: satisfic like trillion yes, yes, yes, uh huh uh huh yep.
Speaker 4: Because yeah, that really proved my point that I hadn't
Speaker 4: made yet. But I was thinking, I was like, let
Speaker 4: me say this that, you know, because I I just
Speaker 4: picture like trolls, you know, actually posting, you know, screenshots
Speaker 4: of the of them thinking that something is real, and
Speaker 4: it's like I didn't even realize that people thought the
Speaker 4: onion was real, Like yeah, news.
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 1: Like whatever the fun that is? Not only do I
Speaker 1: not know you obviously don't know what the onion is
Speaker 1: person viewing this.
Speaker 3: But then they'll pribacely the headlines and like they're right
Speaker 3: about the Democrats.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think this is a good first baby
Speaker 1: step in the direction of like more mean things done
Speaker 1: by people with good politics like to you know, just
Speaker 1: I think that is something that's missing whatever Democratic parties
Speaker 1: whole just being like I don't know why you're angry.
Speaker 1: Things are good, we did a good job, just doesn't
Speaker 1: seem to resonate with people. And so the megacide has
Speaker 1: a monopoly on people who are feeling angry, you know,
Speaker 1: and so people who are willing to fucking be assholes
Speaker 1: in the name of the truth. I think is going
Speaker 1: to become more and more important in these.
Speaker 4: Next for you, Era, Oh, you're saying that my voice
Speaker 4: finally matters, that people are gonna actually listen to me.
Speaker 1: Marcella, It's time to arise.
Speaker 4: More like how Rogan.
Speaker 3: And watch that Shit Blows Up.
Speaker 1: Show.
Speaker 3: Yo, I'm green light right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, writing it down, you already hear first people.
Speaker 3: Interesting conversations, Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, just asking questions.
Speaker 1: Also, The Onion already had an Info Warst parody in
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen called Patriot Hole, but it kind of fizzled out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because they have no sense of humor, these people, right, right,
Speaker 4: And it's also a slur. They're just like, this isn't comedy.
Speaker 1: Right, It's also like hard to satirize because it's so
Speaker 1: transparently on its face bad and stupid. But you know,
Speaker 1: they are the best at it, so are they? Okay,
Speaker 1: the onions, they're good.
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. Relaxed, white dude, Relax.
Speaker 1: They're fine.
Speaker 4: Whoa relax?
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, Jam said. The fact that they had a
Speaker 1: website that failed and are now owning and fors is
Speaker 1: like if mel Brooks made Spaceballs then bought the rights
Speaker 1: to Star Wars the entire Star Wars franchise like seven
Speaker 1: years later. Right, So yeah, that's interesting. All right, Blue Sky,
Speaker 1: Blue Ski. I kind of like Blue Sky.
Speaker 3: Didn't isn't that what? Donald? Oh yeah blue Someone someone
Speaker 3: said blue Ski the other day. Yeah, I like Blue Sky.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think a lot of people do, because
Speaker 3: like Elon's dismantling of Twitter and assent to the highest
Speaker 3: echelons of right wing fuckery has sent many people for
Speaker 3: the exits, and the election basically just cemented all of this.
Speaker 3: So the day after election, Twitter saw like the biggest
Speaker 3: number of account deactivations possible. And that's like since Musk
Speaker 3: bought the platform, because I was the other time they
Speaker 3: saw just a ton of people were like, nah, we're gone,
Speaker 3: and even for you man, yeah, I mean, and I've
Speaker 3: definitely seen it, like yeah, you can see like followers
Speaker 3: counts going down and it makes sense, why the fuck
Speaker 3: any there's no real isn't anymore to participate on Twitter.
Speaker 3: For the longest time, I was just like holding out
Speaker 3: for like, you know, the gallows humor and like black
Speaker 3: Twitter stuff that was like the only good parts to me.
Speaker 3: But now the shit feels so cooked, Like I totally
Speaker 3: understand now that it's like, man, what the fuck are
Speaker 3: we even like playing in this man's fucking sandbox? So
Speaker 3: now they are all going to Blue Sky and Threads Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: I just want to say, Threads fucking site.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, I've been trying.
Speaker 4: I've been trying.
Speaker 3: Not even like it's not even like necessarily like the people,
Speaker 3: because like it's less you know, like wacky shit on there.
Speaker 3: But it's so like sanitized. And Adam Mosseeri, who's the
Speaker 3: head of Instagram, when Threads came out, he he was
Speaker 3: like articulating, He's like, this is not a place where
Speaker 3: we're gonna be like helping like hard live news or
Speaker 3: like like political discussion. It's basically like a sanitized brand
Speaker 3: fucking conversation space. And so it's really doesn't have like that.
Speaker 3: That's sort of same kind of vibe of like like
Speaker 3: early Twitter.
Speaker 4: I can't even use the word bitch on there. Every
Speaker 4: time I use the word bitch, just like are you
Speaker 4: sure you want to you want to post? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow, thank you before you post. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's any time I say any anything, even slightly whatever.
Speaker 4: But I've noticed it's like bite bitch is like which
Speaker 4: I was, like, my special is called bitch.
Speaker 3: Grow up.
Speaker 4: I can't even post my special.
Speaker 3: This is crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 3: And and the other thing too is like they also
Speaker 3: have like the threads feed is also like algorithmic fuckery
Speaker 3: where you really have no control over what you see.
Speaker 3: So also the other thing starting to day November fifteenth,
Speaker 3: in the terms and Conditions of X formally Twitter, we're
Speaker 3: calling it X now because you know we're gone, I
Speaker 3: mean whatever, we still hold the Twitter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't even get through this sentence.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm just it's sucking me up. But the
Speaker 3: terms and conditions now, playboy, Okay, you were young when
Speaker 3: you were on there. Look at you. You got a
Speaker 3: kid now two thousand, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Twitter's bedroom all their stuff is still left.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, empty indeed ship So also so today, uh,
Speaker 12: Twitter is going to be training It's AI on all
Speaker 12: your tweets starting today, like this is going forward from today.
Speaker 3: They're like, you, Rock will now be feasting upon all
Speaker 3: your tweets, and that's how we're going to get this
Speaker 3: thing talking like a regular person. It's also the day, coincidentally,
Speaker 3: where Texas becomes like the legal venue for any like
Speaker 3: legal dispute for anyone that has some beef with Twitter
Speaker 3: and the court that like, and according to the terms
Speaker 3: and conditions, the court that will hear these cases will
Speaker 3: be in Trent County, which is just like it was
Speaker 3: like near Austin, and the judge who oversees that court
Speaker 3: has a bunch of Tesla stock. So you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. It's a fucking wrap, you know, it's it's
Speaker 3: it's yeah, they've they're like, we're locking it up, We're locking.
Speaker 1: I'm actually age, it's not as unfair as that seems.
Speaker 1: You actually solve all of your problems in a fair
Speaker 1: corporate arbitrage situation where they just get to shoot at you,
Speaker 1: but you do get to like move around. So it's
Speaker 1: like that a lot of people are like that's a
Speaker 1: firing squad. You actually get to like try and move
Speaker 1: around as much as you can with your like.
Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, your leg shackles are games in Texas, Texas
Speaker 10: Squid Games, Texas game, the Squid Games.
Speaker 3: This is crazy but beautiful voice.
Speaker 1: We should just stop that.
Speaker 3: I thought you're kind of doing. The first cut is
Speaker 3: the deepest sort of melody right there. I didn't I
Speaker 3: wasn't sure I was trying.
Speaker 4: To fix us, just bouncing around.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I think this is what is made like
Speaker 3: Blue Sky comparatively, like a nice breath of fresh air,
Speaker 3: because it has like actual blocking functions where you like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear a fuck from this person
Speaker 3: and I don't want them to see me that you
Speaker 3: can do that on Blue Sky. And also I think
Speaker 3: the one part that was nice is there's like two
Speaker 3: different feeds. There's like one of their suggesting stuff and
Speaker 3: one that's like following, and you can have that display
Speaker 3: however you want. But like the chronological order of the
Speaker 3: tweets makes that feel like the old school Twitter, when
Speaker 3: like sweets did you he said, I don't know what
Speaker 3: else to say. I'm not I'm not over her.
Speaker 1: You just said you said your name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I thought I was You're down bad.
Speaker 4: You just bring your front of me.
Speaker 3: You don't even notice it.
Speaker 1: You mean, I didn't need to. I didn't mean I believe.
Speaker 3: It is No, No, you're my heina, don't worry man
Speaker 3: to say that. But yeah, I guess there's the other
Speaker 3: all that just does feel like a little bit more familiar.
Speaker 3: The lack of racial slurs feels just a little bit better.
Speaker 3: So anyway, follow us all, we're all going to are
Speaker 3: you blue?
Speaker 4: I am a Blue Sky. I just so I've been
Speaker 4: honest since what that summer of last year. I wasn't
Speaker 4: I was not active on it. And then now let
Speaker 4: me get back in there because threads. It's like I'm
Speaker 4: finally feeling like thread sucks. People do not have a
Speaker 4: sense of humor. People are I got accused of stealing
Speaker 4: someone's quote unquote threads and I'm like, Z, what year is?
Speaker 4: This was this Twitter where like no one knows how
Speaker 4: humor works.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I need to.
Speaker 4: Get out of here? Yeah yeah yeah, So I'm like
Speaker 4: And then when I went back to Blue Sky, I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, ship, all the comedians are on here.
Speaker 3: This is where they were. Yeah, and people are people
Speaker 3: have been waiting for us, yeah, shoutouts. I gang that
Speaker 3: I've seen y'all on there. Make sure you follow everybody
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 4: I can follow me and god damn it, you guys
Speaker 4: are fucking you. Guys actually have a sense of humor.
Speaker 3: People that don't.
Speaker 4: There's someone who really there's a there's a couple of
Speaker 4: people that really hate me and Chris Crofton. I just
Speaker 4: want to stay on behalf of me and Chris.
Speaker 3: We don't care.
Speaker 1: We care though we care, so we're What are you
Speaker 1: on Blue Sky? Marcella?
Speaker 4: I think it's just my name right, maybe it's Marcella Comedy.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: There you go, I think I did.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe might be my name, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: it's Marcello.
Speaker 1: The fact that it's the number one app in the app.
Speaker 3: Store is Marcella Comedy. Dot Wild Blue Sky, Biski the sky.
Speaker 1: So an individual threads is called a threads? Is it
Speaker 1: like a thread thread?
Speaker 3: Okay, but then what's the thread of threads?
Speaker 1: Thread? And so blue sky is like an individual Blue
Speaker 1: sky is eski.
Speaker 4: Maybe you could just be like a cloud you're in
Speaker 4: the sky.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's only go crazy.
Speaker 4: I really got to say, I miss so cal Latinos
Speaker 4: just talking because like here in Chicago, the Latinos don't
Speaker 4: really have that little flavor of bitch where you obviously
Speaker 4: from this specific Yeah, they don't have that fun So
Speaker 4: Calatinos are so fucking so distinct.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a whole cadence, it really is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's a rhythm, it's a melody.
Speaker 4: That's sad alsia. Sidy fucking nailed it on that sketch.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 4: Now, let's what if we don't. I said, we're not
Speaker 4: taking a break.
Speaker 3: Jack, why don't you do your impression of a so
Speaker 3: called tina Jack?
Speaker 4: You racist?
Speaker 3: You know, do this, you can do it.
Speaker 1: Getting in trouble, guys.
Speaker 3: Blue bracelet, you know, accident and blue sky is the
Speaker 3: new blue bracelet. La boy, come home.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna go ahead and take a break. You
Speaker 4: got when we come back, Jack is gonna fucking say
Speaker 4: something boring mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And that's the daily guys promise. And we're back.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 1: Marcella is gone. I will not tolerated. I don't care.
Speaker 1: You don't care.
Speaker 4: What Yeah right, guys, I saw it from me in
Speaker 4: the zoom. Here I am here, I am.
Speaker 3: Again, the whole Rogan Rogan is here.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, we gotta get wrestling intro music. Thank you,
Speaker 4: justin You're right? What if I come in?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah that sounded.
Speaker 10: What is that?
Speaker 3: What's that sounds?
Speaker 1: In the middle of the ring, looking startled, looking at.
Speaker 5: The corner, the corner.
Speaker 4: Squealing.
Speaker 1: That's walking in with a big smile on your face.
Speaker 3: She comes to my nails all long.
Speaker 4: You know what's funny? I'm looking right. I love you
Speaker 4: to my boot but like you really long and just
Speaker 4: be like in parentheses, be like soldier boy you I
Speaker 4: love you, I love you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, m hmm, all right, uh thanks saying what is now?
Speaker 3: What are we going to talk about?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 3: Boring?
Speaker 1: Ship? You can go boring and then dunk on me?
Speaker 1: I think, is.
Speaker 3: It up? And then he's gonna beg for forgiveness.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and then I'm gonna make little sounds
Speaker 1: like because I actually like it.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe I will like what the fuck y'all anymore?
Speaker 4: I just got me too?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Jesse Waters, we talked about how he got disinvited from
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Loser from his mom. His mom is a character
Speaker 1: on the show. Even people know his mom. She's like
Speaker 1: just like his lip mom, don't be weird.
Speaker 4: Do you think do you think she really disinvited him
Speaker 4: or he's just saying.
Speaker 1: That, probably just saying it.
Speaker 3: I don't know it. Also, I mean, it feels like
Speaker 3: the kind of thing that he would say to make
Speaker 3: himself feel more like like he's he's in the same
Speaker 3: fight as right.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like she'd be like, don't
Speaker 4: make me disinvite Oh oh, you would disinvite me, and
Speaker 4: then that.
Speaker 3: Is away writers like my mom just invited me because
Speaker 3: I think if he did, you, baby, I love you exactly.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't never do that.
Speaker 3: I just said that to get you to you know,
Speaker 3: it's a little bit less mean to Kamala Harris.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's what it was. She's like, you need
Speaker 4: to stop saying that stuff. I'm not going to invite
Speaker 4: you to think. That's my theory because we.
Speaker 3: Should look closely because if we would check the social
Speaker 3: media posts, because if he's I guarantee you all cap
Speaker 3: in America, he could he.
Speaker 4: Could also like play the long game and just be
Speaker 4: like pretend like you didn't go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah right, don't post me here, don't post me here.
Speaker 3: Don't see your precious little baby.
Speaker 1: Someone named Rick Taylor Senate candidate. Democratic Senate candidate from
Speaker 1: back in the day posted that he canceled Thanksgiving plans
Speaker 1: with his aunt, claiming my home is not open to traders.
Speaker 1: And then there's a Yale psychiatrist who suggested that women
Speaker 1: and the LGBTQ plus community have the right to bail
Speaker 1: on holiday plans with people who just voted to strip
Speaker 1: away their fundamental human rights.
Speaker 4: Just them though, yeah, yeah, everyone's just sports to go.
Speaker 4: I mean, I also feel like this is a good
Speaker 4: reminder that everyone has free will.
Speaker 1: Wild yea psychiatrist is off my plans, unfortunately.
Speaker 4: Like it's really silly that people need to be told
Speaker 4: that they don't watch them. Yeah, that they need to
Speaker 4: be told that they don't need to spend time with
Speaker 4: their family that like any year. By the way, I
Speaker 4: remember one year, I don't know, I must have been
Speaker 4: twenty five or twenty six. Me and my dad were
Speaker 4: sucking at each other's throats. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 4: coming to Thanksgiving, like if you're going to act like this,
Speaker 4: because there's no way, Like I did this whole protest
Speaker 4: and then my mom was like, no, you have to
Speaker 4: be here. It was a SodM. It was fucking the
Speaker 4: most soap opera shit. And then I ended up going
Speaker 4: because I was like, I still want to eat my
Speaker 4: mom's food. You know at the day, that turkey, that
Speaker 4: fun bible. It is undefeated. So I mean, if if
Speaker 4: the people in your family can't cook, just don't go.
Speaker 4: Come on, yeah, wait until they take away your rights,
Speaker 4: you can just not go because that bitch. You know
Speaker 4: how many people have told me once they've tasted my
Speaker 4: turkey that their mother's turkey was never that good.
Speaker 3: I'm stunned to find this out.
Speaker 4: Salvadorian turkey is unmatched, and people tell me this ship
Speaker 4: and I'm like, how the fuck do you keep going
Speaker 4: back to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: To make a turkey?
Speaker 4: It's just juicy, like the way that we.
Speaker 3: Grind it.
Speaker 4: But there's a specific salsa that we use, that salsa
Speaker 4: that you're talking about, So imagine a ten times better
Speaker 4: version of that salsa. It's like watery, but it's so flavorful.
Speaker 4: But what we do with it, and like I have
Speaker 4: had people from multiple backgrounds and.
Speaker 3: It's white Latino. I'm intrigued.
Speaker 4: Alrey, I'll send you a picture, but it is it's
Speaker 4: like slow cooked in this You go, you based it,
Speaker 4: but you like, you have to, you have to try it.
Speaker 1: Not true about either of our moms. Uh, their turkeys
Speaker 1: are good, but please keep telling us.
Speaker 3: How this amazing turkey that you do that I know
Speaker 3: for my mom cannot cook it from Japan. They don't
Speaker 3: even use fucking ovens. Now, the real Thanksgiving cooking was
Speaker 3: done by my black family and that's you know, the
Speaker 3: smoke turkeys every year.
Speaker 4: And that's what was crazy was finding out some of
Speaker 4: my black homies being like, oh, yeah, no, my my
Speaker 4: mom does not know how to make a turkey.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what, that's crazy. But it's one of
Speaker 3: those things, you know, like you got to really dry bird. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: that's why you have to brind it or smoke it.
Speaker 3: What Anyway, all that to say, so, what are the
Speaker 3: white people doing that are getting disinvited from Thanksgiving? They're
Speaker 3: white people right, angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're about their gearing up. They're stretching out, they're
Speaker 1: stretching each other out, getting ready. They're clapping the baby
Speaker 1: powder hands in the air, getting ready to take awaye
Speaker 1: people's rights. They're also just outraged. I'm talking about how
Speaker 1: this is fucking on American Newsmax air to segment raging
Speaker 1: about people scrapping Thanksgiving plans, with Mega family members calling
Speaker 1: it pathetic and crazy.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 1: Some panelists argue that the Democrats are supposed to be
Speaker 1: the party where everyone is welcome. Are you fucking for
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's right, the tolerant left.
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean tolerating your bigotry, you fucking losers. It
Speaker 3: means being open minded to like helping people fuck anyway.
Speaker 3: So this is this is the beginning of that segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's another one kind of comes to a
Speaker 1: realization on the air in this segment.
Speaker 13: All right, So the election it might be over, it
Speaker 13: is over, but political polarization is not. Donald Trump's win
Speaker 13: over Kamala Harris is leading some Liberals who are still
Speaker 13: upset to cut off ties with family and friends who
Speaker 13: voted for Trump ahead of the holiday season. Former Democratic
Speaker 13: candidate for Senate from Ohio rig Okay, So.
Speaker 3: That was the intro here. Let's open it up to
Speaker 3: the panel of disco people to talk about how they
Speaker 3: will eat dry jerky. All right, Happy holidays, joining me now.
Speaker 13: Host of the Michelle Tafoya Podcast, Michelle Tafoya and the
Speaker 13: co founder of seventy six Research Dot Common, host of
Speaker 13: The Tris Reagan Show, Trish Reagan.
Speaker 4: Welcome to both of you. All right, Michelle, I'm going
Speaker 4: to start with you.
Speaker 13: That sounds like absolute pathetic conversation. These are friends and family.
Speaker 13: Part of what makes this country great is having difference
Speaker 13: of opinion. But here you have people getting out there
Speaker 13: basically saying that whomever voted for Trump must be bad.
Speaker 13: It's crazy.
Speaker 14: Crazy is a good word, and I have lived through
Speaker 14: some of this in my own family. I'm hesitant to
Speaker 14: say that, but it's true. The Yale psychologist Psychiatrists that
Speaker 14: appeared on MSNBC with you, I read. I looked at
Speaker 14: her website. She describes herself as doctor, activist, researcher, and
Speaker 14: anti racism educator. So there's a lot to her personality.
Speaker 14: There's a lot to her background, not just a counselor.
Speaker 3: I think, okay, I can't even handle this, Like there's
Speaker 3: a lot of personality. This person's head is in the game,
Speaker 3: and we don't like that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Could you be anti racist?
Speaker 4: They just I just love when people are like, look,
Speaker 4: I think we should still have a nice dinner. After
Speaker 4: I told you that there should be no exceptions for abortions,
Speaker 4: even including rape and in like imagine having that conversation
Speaker 4: and be like, oh, here's a turkey I made for you.
Speaker 3: The thing that people say because I have I have
Speaker 3: friends who I've spoken to who are like kind of
Speaker 3: like having fucking friction with like in laws and shit,
Speaker 3: and like when they point out specific things, they always
Speaker 3: say just like, but that's not what That's not the
Speaker 3: reason I voted sure, because also because then they do
Speaker 3: a lot of them are doing this. A lot of
Speaker 3: people are both on the left and the right are
Speaker 3: doing this magical thinking.
Speaker 6: Of like Trump doesn't mean a lot of this stuff, right,
Speaker 6: it doesn't mean that's not what he just says this stuff,
Speaker 6: It's like ruh he they are for real going to
Speaker 6: be deporting I mean, the thing is getting.
Speaker 4: You're seeing this stuff on behalf of the or like
Speaker 4: the places that are going to be doing and carrying
Speaker 4: out all this atrocious shit. It's like, no, lady, I
Speaker 4: know you're not physically gonna drag someone across the border,
Speaker 4: but for the next four year, more than four years,
Speaker 4: we're gonna see some really atrocious shit on the news,
Speaker 4: and we're gearing like I don't want to enjoy my
Speaker 4: meal with you bitch.
Speaker 1: Like I will feel sort of bad about that when
Speaker 1: I'm changing the channel, I will feel sort of bad.
Speaker 4: And that's what's crazy, is I think too watching so
Speaker 4: many left or democratic people say that they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: for the first time, I'm gonna cut ties, I'm like.
Speaker 1: For the first Damn, y'all are late.
Speaker 4: I've been fucking getting insto with my dad since I
Speaker 4: was seven years old. Like, hey, you ain't gonna be
Speaker 4: my daddy if you keep talking about women like this.
Speaker 4: You know, like I've been, I've been crazy. So like
Speaker 4: when I get it, like, okay, sometimes you wait until
Speaker 4: your fucking angst teenage years or whatever. But like, guys,
Speaker 4: if you are in deep into your thirties and you
Speaker 4: have never like had these I had a homegrowl. Maybe
Speaker 4: I've talked about this before. She's a comedian. She's great,
Speaker 4: but she's a little stupid because she would never when
Speaker 4: she was when we were on Twitter, she would never
Speaker 4: find out the political beliefs of the men she was dating.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, you should probably know that,
Speaker 4: especially if you're considering accepting a proposal.
Speaker 3: From this man.
Speaker 4: She's like, but why. And I'm like, because if he's
Speaker 4: conservative and you marry him, I guarantee you won't have
Speaker 4: a career in comedy. She's like, no, he's not like that,
Speaker 4: and I was like, girl, yeah, find out what his
Speaker 4: beliefs are. And then, sure enough, sure enough, staunch republican
Speaker 4: shit freaked her out. She had no idea that he
Speaker 4: had these really crazy views. And I was like, how
Speaker 4: are you not having these conversations with people?
Speaker 3: You know, like it's crazy. A lot of people are
Speaker 3: having trouble connecting those dots like what that means, because yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot of the times, so many American families diffuse
Speaker 3: the situation like, let's not talk about politics, let's not
Speaker 3: talk about politics, let's not talk about right.
Speaker 1: It starts with the turkey, by the way, that starts
Speaker 1: with not let's not talk about the turkey taste shit,
Speaker 1: let's not talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true, though, let's talk that's hey, let's not
Speaker 4: talk about politics. Let's just talk about this turkey.
Speaker 3: This turkey is dry.
Speaker 4: This turkey so you made bad turkey too.
Speaker 3: Because meanwhile, while you're not talking about like, you know,
Speaker 3: the fucking over policing and anti black racism, this ship
Speaker 3: is metastasizing around you, and you get to this point
Speaker 3: now where everybody is gonna feel it, and I think
Speaker 3: that's just kind of like weird to watch, like like
Speaker 3: now that like normal like sort of cis hat. White
Speaker 3: people's rights and livelihoods are in the crosshairs, like we got, oh, now,
Speaker 3: we got problems to solve. This is from my very
Speaker 3: much my perspective as a black Asian person for personal
Speaker 3: color in this country, many people know him as Ablazian, Ablasian,
Speaker 3: Black Andese. Even many people in this like especially black people,
Speaker 3: have known since the dawn of this place that this
Speaker 3: country isn't exercise in cruelty. And but and you know,
Speaker 3: you can tell how black people vote. They said, it
Speaker 3: can get worse. It can't, it really can't. And I'm
Speaker 3: trust me, you don't even want to see that, not
Speaker 3: even that this is great, but it can get fucking
Speaker 3: a lot worse. And like there was this I don't
Speaker 3: know there we had these moments to actually reckon with
Speaker 3: issues again, like with over policing and anti black racism,
Speaker 3: and all we got was performative allyships So so many
Speaker 3: liberals just felt like while it was an objectively bad thing,
Speaker 3: like racism. It didn't really need any urgency because their lives,
Speaker 3: as they see it, are separate from black people or
Speaker 3: trans people. There was no urgency about tackling problems around
Speaker 3: like black maternal mortality rates. So now we're at a
Speaker 3: point where every pregnant person could be at risk. So
Speaker 3: again this habit of turning a blind eye to other
Speaker 3: Americans suffering or thinking that it's not that, that's I'm
Speaker 3: separate from that. That is how we got here, because
Speaker 3: it's not enough for people to get that, Like people
Speaker 3: have to understand, like you have to stand up for
Speaker 3: everyone's rights like you do your own, or else they
Speaker 3: begin crumbling. And you get here and goal, guess what,
Speaker 3: Now everybody's gonna have to do the work. And I hope,
Speaker 3: I hope they're ready.
Speaker 1: They were so on board with caring about the suffering
Speaker 1: of those groups that the second they lost this election
Speaker 1: and they were like, our problem was caring so much
Speaker 1: about the the you know, the trans thing is really
Speaker 1: the reason we lost this election where Kamala Harris got
Speaker 1: a lower portion of the youth vote than any Democratic
Speaker 1: presidential candidate in recent memory. It's because you were too
Speaker 1: woke and not because of ignoring people's complaint young people's
Speaker 1: complaints about the genocide and gaza.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was that.
Speaker 1: Am I?
Speaker 3: Well? Am I following this? Woke is broke logic if
Speaker 3: I am following you? Right? So abandoning vulnerable groups will
Speaker 3: help signal to other marginalized people that this is the
Speaker 3: party that will help you and protect you. Am I
Speaker 3: getting that right?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 4: That's exactly.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Welcome to the Hole Rogan Experience.
Speaker 4: Viewers listening really funny detail to this.
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Speaker 1: You heard about this ship?
Speaker 4: For Jack's really ran into this.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing miles. Where can people find you as their
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Speaker 3: Wherever there's social media, I'm there at miles of grade.
Speaker 3: You're a y. You find Jack and I on the
Speaker 3: Basketball podcast when I was with Jack on Boosties. If
Speaker 3: you want to hear me talking ninety day Fiance, I
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Speaker 1: Oh.
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Speaker 3: watch your favorite movie or some shit this weekend. Do that,
Speaker 3: or watch the Horny Snowman movie. I'll probably gonna do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about trending.
Speaker 4: We didn't talk about the Horny Snowman movie.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 4: It's on my my list. I'm gonna I'm gonna make
Speaker 4: my watch it. It looks insane. I like all that
Speaker 4: Hallmark shit. My friend even got me really into that
Speaker 4: many many years ago, and I've just now I just
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Speaker 3: Hell, there's another one too, there's another horny one that's
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Speaker 4: You guys, you guys vote against your rice, but you
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much for asking. You
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Speaker 1: I've I've enjoyed. I still need to transfer all my
Speaker 1: follows over to Blue Sky. So I did enjoy.
Speaker 3: A tweet from Alison O'Connor tweetd.
Speaker 1: Guy just watching now cut that out.
Speaker 4: He can't be promoting.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, that's fair, that's fair. What wait, what's
Speaker 11: your point?
Speaker 3: Actually, you're right.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna totally make this character ho rogue.
Speaker 3: From my work and my productivity.
Speaker 1: That is wild, Alison O'Connor wrote, guy just walked into
Speaker 1: the coffee shop wearing a cowboy hat, and it's obvious
Speaker 1: he's not fully confident in it.
Speaker 3: Tough toy, yo, that's a hart that makes me uncomfortable.
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Speaker 1: song you think people might into it?
Speaker 3: There's a really dope trio say she she really cool
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah.
Speaker 3: This is a different track called Trouble that's really dope too.
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Speaker 4: I was bummed I didn't get to see them when I.
Speaker 3: Was living in La Nobody come around.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but you know they're few and
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Speaker 3: Yeah, back on Monday to tell you what was trending.
Speaker 1: There will be a weekly zeit Geist with the recap
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