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Speaker 1: just a second. But what the what was that was that?

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Speaker 1: it's Naomi. No, I'm Naomi. What are you talking? Are

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Speaker 1: I'm not turning things around on you. You called me

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Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You

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Speaker 1: the way, you didn't want to find your family, but

422
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Speaker 1: I ended up finding him, So I'm stuck now is crazy?

423
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Speaker 1: That's crazy information to have and not really know what

424
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Speaker 1: to do with it. Yeah. The way it connects it

425
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Speaker 1: to me is that my dad's adopted. I needed medical

426
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Speaker 1: information related to the DNA. He doesn't know his parents are.

427
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Speaker 1: I ended up doing DNA testing Through that process, I

428
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Speaker 1: ended up finding out who his parents were, and so

429
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Speaker 1: now I know who both are. The girl doesn't want

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Speaker 1: anything to do with my dad in any way, shape

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Speaker 1: or form. Her husband has no ideas she ever had

432
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Speaker 1: a baby kids, So he's got brothers and sisters out

433
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Speaker 1: there that have no idea he exists, M and H.

434
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Speaker 1: And so now I'm stuck with knowing exactly who my

435
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Speaker 1: dad's family is and can't tell anybody. I think the

436
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Speaker 1: thing that you could do, maybe for yourself, is accept

437
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Speaker 1: the fact that you can't do anything with the information.

438
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Speaker 1: Don't wrestle with it. Just accept it. Hey, um, okay,

439
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 1: and then give your dad a hug and let him

440
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Speaker 1: know that he's loved. If there's any other update call

441
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Speaker 1: us back. Yeah, yeah, you know, how like everyone would

442
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Speaker 1: you know, it's definitely I mean, yeah, I can't love

443
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Speaker 1: your dad. You love your dad, well of course I'm okay,

444
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Speaker 1: try and just making sure because so yeah, I like, dude,

445
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,959
Speaker 1: just to have a good relationship with your dad, right,

446
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Speaker 1: and just make peace with the fact that you'll never

447
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Speaker 1: be able to tell him and just you know, you

448
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Speaker 1: don't have to shove that stuff way down, but just

449
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Speaker 1: make peace with it that you'll never will and if

450
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Speaker 1: every time you think about it, reach out to your

451
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Speaker 1: dad and say hi and talk to him. Oh yeah.

452
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Speaker 1: Well the funny thing is is now that my DNA

453
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Speaker 1: is in my system, if any of his unknown brothers

454
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Speaker 1: or sisters ever do a DNA test, it's gonna pay,

455
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:07,160
Speaker 1: so it might inevitably happen. Elpswereh well yeah, well yeah, good, yeah,

456
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Speaker 1: well thank you for telling us you're a little secret man.

457
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Speaker 1: That's a crazy one. Yeah, yeah, definitely, all right, take

458
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Speaker 1: care man, All right then Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where

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00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Monday, April eleventh, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh,

462
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,160
Speaker 1: and next time someone's rude to you, you might want

463
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Speaker 1: to thank them. Tell you why in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: if you do something to land yourself in the slammer,

466
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Speaker 1: I know exactly what you can do to get released

467
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Speaker 1: by accident. I'll keep that in mind. I'm Christian Gray

468
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Speaker 1: Snow And if you're looking for a way to bribe

469
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Speaker 1: the government and not go to jail, showing up naked

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Speaker 1: to the courthouse, ain't it. I'll explain more in my story.

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Speaker 1: More on that in just a second of the i

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Speaker 1: Ndadian news network Arcis. There's their part of the news.

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Speaker 1: But for your first story of the day, the next

474
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Speaker 1: time somebody's rude to you might want to thank them.

475
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Speaker 1: Because a woman in la was buying a lottery ticket

476
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Speaker 1: from a vending machine when some rude person bumped into her.

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Speaker 1: So she hit the wrong button and bought a ticket

478
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Speaker 1: that she didn't actually want. Yeah, and then hit it

479
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Speaker 1: for ten million. Wait, that's what you would call jubile

480
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Speaker 1: a happy accident. That is a happy accident. That is

481
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Speaker 1: definitely a happy accident. So do you split it with

482
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Speaker 1: the person that bumped into. No, no, they bumped into

483
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: it was rude. Screw them, but thank you for the money.

484
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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

485
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

486
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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to Alex pre who's on location and Los

488
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Speaker 1: Angeles where one of the suspects and the Lady Gagga's

489
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Speaker 1: dog walker case where Ryan Fisher was walking Lady Gagga's

490
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Speaker 1: French bulldogs went a few minute, a car rolled up

491
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Speaker 1: on Ryan, jumped out and stole two of the dogs

492
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Speaker 1: and then left Ryan there to potentially die because they

493
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Speaker 1: shot him, and they got off with the two dogs,

494
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Speaker 1: and then they did get caught, so they were in

495
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Speaker 1: jail and one of them got released last week on accident.

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Speaker 1: On accident, How does that happen because of a clerks there,

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Speaker 1: it said, dismissed dude again, happy accident for that guy. Exactly,

498
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Speaker 1: you're end to the grocery store and you're going through

499
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Speaker 1: the self checkout and then you forget to swipe like

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Speaker 1: swipe something through and you actually bought it for free,

501
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Speaker 1: and then you're walking out and you think that they're

502
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Speaker 1: going to know that you're stealing something, so you walk

503
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Speaker 1: real tight, like everything's super tight. Imagine how tight that

504
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Speaker 1: guy was walking out of jail, just like, oh my god,

505
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Speaker 1: they don't know, they don't know. Quick, get to the glass,

506
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Speaker 1: get to the bus. So true, like somebody screwed up.

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Speaker 1: And I can't look too shocked about this. Yeah, yeah,

508
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Speaker 1: because then you would be giving it away, right, exactly

509
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Speaker 1: where is he now? Do we know? Well they are,

510
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Speaker 1: they are looking for him. They want it back. Oh

511
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Speaker 1: so they do, and they can't. They can't find him,

512
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Speaker 1: so they don't know where he is. Okay. I thought

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Speaker 1: that was real quick to Yeah, seriously, I thought they

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Speaker 1: figured it out. And then they were like no, no, no,

515
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Speaker 1: hold on, get back in here. And they turned back

516
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Speaker 1: around and they got him back in jail. No, they

517
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Speaker 1: don't know where he is. No. And the whole thing

518
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Speaker 1: about his family is like, you know, it was the

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Speaker 1: next day that he was released, so in the meantime,

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Speaker 1: you know, people probably call their family it was like hey,

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Speaker 1: or they know that the trial's coming up or whatever,

522
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Speaker 1: if they're gonna stay or if they're gonna be released.

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Speaker 1: And obviously he didn't call anybody. I'm sure, right, because

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Speaker 1: he might not even known yeah, unless he got a

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Speaker 1: copy of his paperwork. Yeah, I don't know how that was.

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Speaker 1: I would have been like, I don't even know how

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Speaker 1: I would react in that situation, like thinking, then, who

528
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Speaker 1: knows how long for life maybe going to be in there?

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, murder. Yeah, I know you. Alex and

530
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Speaker 1: I are married, so I know you're hearing your reaction

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Speaker 1: if you're shocked. I don't know if you'd be able

532
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Speaker 1: to play it cool there be like it says, dismiss it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh yeah, yeah, I wouldn't catch like

534
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Speaker 1: the holy ghost. I would start praising the Lord. I'm like, yes, debate, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: activate my freedom, thank you. Yeah. So he grabs his bag,

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Speaker 1: clothes and all his way walks out. Imagine being the

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Speaker 1: clerk though, and your boss comes to you and they're like, so,

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Speaker 1: inmate three one six four five three, you mess that

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Speaker 1: one up? Like how And it's like, oh, yeah, I

540
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Speaker 1: just accidentally let an attempt to murder right out on

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Speaker 1: the street. There's too many people involved along the way

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Speaker 1: for him to get out. I don't get it. Yeah right,

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Speaker 1: That's why people who double and triple check things always

544
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Speaker 1: impressed me. Like if I worked in the court system.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, everybod to be walking free. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: check anything like I literally be like I dismissed. I

547
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Speaker 1: guess whatever all wait, huh there was? Oh whatever? I

548
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 1: just waited with second, I just submitted papers arresting myself.

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Speaker 1: How'd that happened? I signed myself up for death row

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Speaker 1: D I know I should double check stuff. That's all

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Speaker 1: I have sending it back for you. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

553
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: just in the news. For next story the day, let's

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Speaker 1: sending on over to Christian Gray Snow, who was on

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Speaker 1: location in Upsher County, West Virginia, Yes, where a police

556
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Speaker 1: officer named Angel McCauley was dispatched on Sunday and found

557
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Speaker 1: a woman basically beating up her boyfriend. Um, so they

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Speaker 1: ended up pressing charges on her and whenever she ended

559
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Speaker 1: up having to go to the courthouse. A couple of

560
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Speaker 1: days later, she rolled up naked for her arrangment. So

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Speaker 1: she wants to get another charge? Yeah, she was like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, a domestic violence charges. Enough, let's go

563
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Speaker 1: ahead and add public in decency. That's it depends on

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Speaker 1: how you look naked. It could have been like, wow, Wow,

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Speaker 1: what do you doing. I let her punch me in

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Speaker 1: the face. But they had to give her a towel

567
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: to cover up in the courtroom and she was put

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Speaker 1: on a bond for five thousand dollars. She definitely doesn't

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Speaker 1: doesn't have any weapons on her actually know it depends

570
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Speaker 1: on how does have a pocket like a kangaroo pocket.

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Speaker 1: All right? That was the ironn the Idiot News Network

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00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: or idiots aren't just in the news report the news.

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Speaker 1: That's it for the news today Tomorrow the same time

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Speaker 1: for another herder he report from the Iron And remember

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media out the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that Dreas and I'm at Christian Gray Snow

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Day mornings on the twenties. Hello, yes, hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is tit Thibodeau and I'm calling from building Management. I

581
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Speaker 1: was looking for Michael. This was Michael. Hello, Michael, how

582
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Speaker 1: are you doing today? Fine? Thank you? How are you?

583
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Speaker 1: I am wonderful. Thank you very much for asking. I

584
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: do appreciate that. And I am also calling you with

585
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: some wonderful news that you're gonna be very happy about. Okay,

586
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, and I'm sure

587
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: you heard where I work, but I am from the

588
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,959
Speaker 1: company that manages the building that your company is in. Therefore,

589
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: we handle the parking in the security and all that

590
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: kind of fun stuff around around the building you work in. Alrighty, Yes,

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00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: you have parking with your company. Yes, yeah, I have

592
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Speaker 1: a card. I get into the garage and I do

593
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: park every day. Well, and I'm here to tell you

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Speaker 1: that today is today you can ditch that car. How

595
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: do you know you're gonna need it anymore? Because we

596
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: have decided as of tomorrow, when you show up to work,

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Speaker 1: it is going to be all Valet, which is doing

598
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Speaker 1: Valet parking. You don't even have to worry about parking anymore.

599
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: It's just more convenient. But yeah, well maybe maybe for you,

600
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Speaker 1: but not for me. I don't. I don't want Valet parking.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy with the arrangement I have now. I have

602
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: a good spot. And yeah, yes, does my boss know

603
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: about this? Oh? Yes, everybody has been alerted to the

604
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Speaker 1: fact that we are going all Valet as of tomorrow. Also,

605
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: the spot that you're currently parking in at the office.

606
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: That spot I have to unfortunately take his dead gown.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean gone? That's kind of how I

608
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: describe things when they have been ended. And that parking

609
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: spot is no more. We are putting a food truck

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Speaker 1: in that spot so you can get some lunch. No,

611
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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't frecking believe this. Um, I don't

612
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: want to valet park. Okay, So who do I talk

613
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Speaker 1: to to get out of this? Because this is not

614
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: helping me out at all? Right now, every day I'm

615
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: gonna come down to the garage. I want to go

616
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Speaker 1: home from work, and then what I gotta hand my

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Speaker 1: ticket to a guy and then I gotta wait ten

618
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Speaker 1: minutes for him to go get like. That is another thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, thank you so much. That is another

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Speaker 1: thing I needed to tell you about the valet. You

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Speaker 1: said ten minutes, Yeah, it's gonna be more like forty five.

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Speaker 1: Are you shidding me? Unfortunately, no, I am not. So

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Speaker 1: the whole parking lot is dead gone. That's part of

624
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: the problem. We turned into a food court. It's gonna

625
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: take a while to get your car, but you can

626
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: always call down ahead. Of time. He's just playing a

627
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: little bit ahead. So I'm gonna I'm showing up for work,

628
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Speaker 1: and you're then gonna take my car and you're gonna

629
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Speaker 1: park it a half an hour away. So I don't

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Speaker 1: even have my card in the day. What if I

631
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Speaker 1: need my card in the day to go out? Oh

632
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: sometimes I go out to lunch. Sometimes I need to

633
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: go run errands. Oh you know what, Actually, I just

634
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: solved your problem right there. I'm so happy that we talk.

635
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: What's that I got a big problem with it? Well,

636
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure you're heard me say it about

637
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: the parking lot downstairs, any bargain spot, both of those

638
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: things that dead and gone. Now I'm so sorry about that.

639
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: But you would ask what happens if I want to

640
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: pop out for some lunch or something, and we turned

641
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: it into a food court, so no no reason to leave.

642
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: See how it all just works out in that spa.

643
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: This is well, I am not valeting my car. I'm

644
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: not waiting forty five minutes to get my car. This

645
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: isn't half. I'll quit my job and never come back

646
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: to your stupid building. Who can I speak to you?

647
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: You are passionate about this, you are ready to dead

648
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: and gone your job so you don't have to valet

649
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: park I thought valet parking was supposed to be convenient, right, Yeah,

650
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: what if I have an emergency? Well, you just gotta

651
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: plan ahead. You just gotta have head a little bit

652
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: and you get your car. Do you even know what

653
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: an emergency is? You can't plan ahead for an emergency? Well,

654
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: I think you can. I mean I check in with

655
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: myself daily and I was like, hey, I might have

656
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: a heart attack to day about two forty five. You're

657
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: an idiot. I can't believe that you're even a real

658
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: person who has a job and is allowed to call

659
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: people and give them this book. Yeah, well I understand

660
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: why you can't believe that I'm a real person who

661
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: has this job, because I'm not. I don't actually have

662
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: that job, but I do call people who are living.

663
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? This is actually Jewel from

664
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

665
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: your best friend Harve set you up. Are you are

666
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Set me up for this? Yeah? He

667
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: said that you hate Valet with a passion for ever. Hey, God,

668
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 1: you told me it was a joke. I was really

669
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: about to quit my job, did Jebel show on demand?

670
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: First day up? It's worse if somebody ghost to you

671
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: after a normal first date where you go out to

672
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: dinner or whatever, and then you leave and then they

673
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: just never talk to you again, or they ghost you

674
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: after you spent the night at their house and you

675
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: leave in the morning and then they never talk to

676
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: you again. I think that's the worst one, because you're like,

677
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: I was good enough to get over there, we did

678
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: what we did, and I must have been so bad

679
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: at doing what we did then. I don't know. There's

680
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: so many other things that could go wrong in that possibility,

681
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: like that, in that situation that make me rethink my life.

682
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: Though either way, I'm like, is either one better than

683
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: the other? I guess it's all not great if you're

684
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: really into somebody, just like Owen, who's on the phone

685
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: right now for a first date follow up before we

686
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: find out what happened for your date, Owen, how long

687
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: has it been since you went out with what side

688
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: name is? Jess? How long has it been, says you

689
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: went out with Jess. Yeah, it's been four days. Four days, Okay,

690
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: only four days. But if you go I feel like

691
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: it feels like a long time, even if it's a day. Yeah,

692
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean it's definitely passed the time. So how how

693
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: many times have you trying to reach out to her? Yeah?

694
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: I reached out through twice twice. I don't stop people,

695
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: it's just yeah thing. Twice in four days is like that?

696
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: I really like that very normal? Yeah, four times in

697
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: two days, though probably not anyway, So tell us a

698
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: little bit about your date. You know, we went out

699
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: for dinner then ended up at her place. So well,

700
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: I don't like to brag, but yeah, you're downplaying it.

701
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: That's a good first date. I mean, unless you had

702
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: already planned you guys have talked about going back to

703
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: her house after dinner or was it Well, she had

704
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: such a good time at dinner that she wanted you

705
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 1: to check out our wallpaper. We just really hit it off,

706
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of laughing. You know, there's like

707
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: those moments where she like like might touch my arm.

708
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: You could tell her was like chemistry. You know, we

709
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: spoke about family, like we a ton of stuff to

710
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: talk about, which is you know, NonStop talking. I'm assuming

711
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: she invited you to go to her house after the date.

712
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: She did propose the idea and she even you know,

713
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: she made it sound like, you know, this is a

714
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 1: completely rare thing that she doesn't normally bring people back around.

715
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: Whenever you went over there, she said she never does that,

716
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: even though who knows she probably does. And did you

717
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,479
Speaker 1: guys hook up? Yes? We did. Okay, so she's done

718
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: that a few times Congress my friend. Good for her

719
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: and good for you. Maybe she didn't huck up with you,

720
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: maybe it'd be a little bit more believable on her end. Yeah, yeah,

721
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: I guess so. I mean it was. It was awesome,

722
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: like we you could feel there was a strong chemistry

723
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: between us, and it was really romantic. I don't need

724
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: to get into detail. Um, you know, I told her

725
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: I had to get up in in the morning to

726
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: go to work. I did build a glass of water

727
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 1: on the pour on my way out, So I don't

728
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: know if like that was what time did you get up?

729
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: It was about six six thirty, I think, if I

730
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: remember correctly. Okay, did you say bye? I don't want

731
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: to wake her up? Okay, so you snuck out of there, okay, Yeah,

732
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: but I told her I was going to do it,

733
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 1: so it wasn't Did she live in a house start apartment. Yeah,

734
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: she lives in an apartment. Okay, so you you bounced,

735
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: you didn't say bye, and you've heard nothing from her since. Yeah,

736
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: she didn't respond to my messages. Okay, So that's what

737
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: I was talking about earlier. I was like, is that

738
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: worse than getting blown off right after dinner? Were you

739
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: that bad? Or? I mean you said you said spilled

740
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: water and maybe that was it? Is there another reason

741
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: at all? Yeah? Nothing I could think of at all.

742
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: There was no point in the night where it was

743
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: like awkward, m I mean the side spilling the water.

744
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: I mean maybe she could be could have been upset

745
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: about me, you know, not saying bye on the way out,

746
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: I guess or something. Well, it kind of sends a

747
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: message that you want to hit it and quitting. Yeah.

748
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: It is weird though. Yeah, it's like it's a tough

749
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: situation to be. Oh you did okay? Yeah, So I

750
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: mean if you told her then she should have known.

751
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: But I mean you never know, right, So all right,

752
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then call her

753
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out the real reason

754
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back. Okay, cool, do next. It's

755
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: a jewel show. I just want to touch on this

756
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: thing that we talked about in the first part of

757
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: the first day. Follow up real quick before we get

758
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: to finding out why Owen isn't getting a call back

759
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: from a woman that he went out on a date with.

760
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: Her name is Jess. But we talked about the fact

761
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: that Owen went out with Jess to dinner. They had

762
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: such a good dinner that she was like, it, would

763
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: you like to come back to my place? On I

764
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: don't know why she speaks that way, but that's really

765
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: and that's how she said it. Yeah, she is she

766
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: from me, Luly Owen? Was that right? No, that I'm aware? Okay,

767
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: well in my mind she is. And she was like,

768
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: would you like to come back to my place for

769
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: a little bit of fun? And you're and now she

770
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: sounds like something that's fun. And anyway, Owen went over there.

771
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: They ended up hooking up and now she's not calling

772
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: back and he doesn't know why. We're about to call

773
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: her and get her on the phone and we're see

774
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 1: if we why should not calling you back? Before I

775
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: call her? Is there anything else you want to add? No,

776
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: I'm ready for an answer. Thing you know going over

777
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: in my head. I can't figure it out. All right,

778
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: here we go Dollar phone or Brennan. Hello him, I

779
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: speak to Jess please. Yeah, that's a turn. Hey Jess,

780
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: how are you. This is the Jewel Show. It's a

781
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: radio show. My name is Jewil minds Alex Mind English. Heavan,

782
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: have you heard of the Jewil Show? Yeah, I mean

783
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: it's it's been a while. Well what is this about. Well,

784
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,479
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show called the First

785
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: Date follow Up. It's where if you go out on

786
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: a date with someone and end up ghosting them, they

787
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and

788
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: ask why. And we got an email about you from Owen.

789
00:38:53,800 --> 00:39:00,919
Speaker 1: Oh all right, wait seriously, yeah, wants no one wants

790
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: to know why you're not calling back. He told us

791
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: about your date. He said, you guys had a really

792
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: wonderful dinner, you went back to your place, you had

793
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: fun there, and he left in the morning to go

794
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: to work. And that's the last time he's heard from you.

795
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: He said. He also trying to reach out to you,

796
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: but you haven't even responded. Yes, they're dying to know. Well, yeah, no,

797
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm he's been ghosted for a reason. Okay, and what

798
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: is that reason? I mean, he he cheated my bed.

799
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: He did what he yeah no, no, no, no, no, no no,

800
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: like legitimately everywhere. I'm still I'm still dealing with that

801
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: right now. So Hi, that's why I'm probably got on

802
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: the mattress. Yeah. Drinking the night before, well yeah, I mean,

803
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: and that's I mean, here's the thing that's the worst part.

804
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: We were having such a great time, and I brought

805
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: him to my apartment. We I never bring anybody over

806
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 1: to my apartment, and I decided because you were talking

807
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: about family and just you know, mature stuff and not

808
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: things that we talk about normally on a first date.

809
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: So I brought him over. We had such an amazing night,

810
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: and I wake up the next morning and I roll

811
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: into his side with the worst part about it is

812
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: though he left, he didn't even say sorry, He didn't

813
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: even wake me up. He didn't even throw a freaking

814
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,760
Speaker 1: towel that was on the floor, like, he did nothing.

815
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,280
Speaker 1: We talked to him. He didn't tell us anything about that,

816
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: first of all, And that happens a lot when people

817
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: go out drinking. I have peed in beds. People have

818
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,919
Speaker 1: peed in my bed. There's been all kinds of there's

819
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: a lot of peeing in beds. What if you're the peer, right,

820
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: not the pee? You feel really bad about that, and

821
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 1: then you'll say something about it, like even if you

822
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: leave and don't say goodbye, you'll still text later and

823
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: go because you have to call it out and sorry

824
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: about that? Do you think you just do you think

825
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: you didn't know? Honestly, I have no idea, but I

826
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: felt completely disrespected and I just I'm I can still

827
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: smell it, I can new mattress. Yeah, yeah, I'm going

828
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: to I'm still kind of I'm shaking. I'm I'm sorry.

829
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: Now I understand why you ghosted him. Now it makes sense.

830
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: You know he might not be able to help, but

831
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: you guys, so you know, yeah, who knows you could

832
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: be an issue? Yeah, like I helpful not address it.

833
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the weird Paul. Yeah, well, why don't we

834
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: ask him, Jess, because Owen is on the phone listing

835
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you as Oh my god,

836
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 1: I can't believe stop any right now, Sorry, I can't.

837
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: I knew. Uh. Look, I didn't see the bad Jess.

838
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: I spill I spill water on the way out, Like,

839
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: are you sure? I'm pretty sure that it was just water.

840
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 1: A couple of water, so I know for a fact

841
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: that when I rolled over that was not water. I

842
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: don't know why you're lying to me, and you're not

843
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: even you're not even being a man, You're te backpedaling,

844
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 1: Like what what makes you think that this is okay

845
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: any part of this? Look, I didn't pee the bed.

846
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: Did you pee the bed? Oh my god, I can't

847
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: believe you're trying to argue with me right now when

848
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: I clearly know it was because I could smell it.

849
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: And how do you want money? Your own? We both

850
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: had a lot to drink because I don't pee the bed, Owen,

851
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: I never peed the dead either. Well someone pee the bed. Yeah,

852
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: we're going to get to the bottom of this. Okay,

853
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: So one of you guys peed the bed. We know that, Well,

854
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 1: we don't know that. Do you have a dog? Could

855
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: someone have come in and peed the bed to try

856
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 1: to frame Owen? No, it was Owen that pizza bed.

857
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: Now are are we done? I didn't pee the bed. Okay,

858
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: we're not quite dying. Would you like to go on

859
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: another date with Owen? We'll pay for it. What do

860
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: you guys think? Thank you? No? I was thinking you

861
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: might say yes based on the fact that we still

862
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: don't know who peed it. We know who pete the bed.

863
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: It was Owen, and clearly I can't. I will never

864
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: be able to trust him because he's lying right now?

865
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: How do we know you're not lying? Owen? Right, Jess?

866
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 1: Any mattress don't know? How do I know you didn't

867
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: just pee your pants on this phone call? She was?

868
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: If she was a bad water, she would have a

869
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: mattress cover, right, How do we know? How do we

870
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: know she's not paying right now? How do you know

871
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm not peeing right now? I'm not being right now?

872
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: You know I'm not might be peeing right now and

873
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: not adding up. Somebody's peeing and it's not me. The

874
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: Jewels Show on Demand jubils dirty Little Secret. It's time

875
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Well maybe not yours, because

876
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: if you're to this is probably not your. But is

877
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: someone on the phone to a dirty little secret? Stopping

878
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: so literal it's the Jewel Show. If you want to

879
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret, all you have to

880
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: do is text in four one oh six one and

881
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 1: say that you have a dirty little secret, and we'll

882
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: let you say whatever you want on the show, and

883
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: we keep everybody anonymous, so nobody will know who you are.

884
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. So on

885
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 1: the phone right now, if you have a dirty little secret,

886
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: huh I do, Yes, we want to hear it. Um. So,

887
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of room in my backyard,

888
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 1: but my neighbor does. He's got this big, beautiful garden,

889
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: and so I asked him if I could plant some

890
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: stuff there, like like m no, Um, so I planted

891
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: weed in your neighbor's garden. Well, he doesn't know, he

892
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: doesn't know he is. I mean he's in this late

893
00:44:54,560 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: eighties up there, so he's old. That's so funny. Yeah yeah,

894
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: and I mean he's not you know, he still gets

895
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: around and stuff slowly, but he doesn't seem to be aware.

896
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: So well yeah, I mean I wouldn't assume that he

897
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: would probably be going out to a garden that he

898
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: has nothing in. Yeah, um, well you know, and I

899
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: just I figure, like the worst case scenarios if he

900
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: figures it out, that I would just offer him some

901
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's funny. Try to make like, you know,

902
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: there's a lot of medical benefits to it, right, and

903
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: you don't know, maybe it'll make you feel better. Yeah. People,

904
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 1: old people, they try all kinds of things. Yeah, and

905
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: we forget that they were young ones too. I mean

906
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: he's probably done with a ton of stuff. Yeah, totally exactly.

907
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: Yea better nowadays? Yeah, I know, yeah, blow his mind. Actually,

908
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: are you sure this hasn't laced with some kind of cocaine,

909
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: math or something? Because that stuff, white stuff on that top,

910
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 1: crystal stuff? Is this crystal meth? I don't even know

911
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: how to feel right now. This is that wasn't like

912
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: that when I was young. Why, we just smoked dirt,

913
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: just dirt, just clouds of dirt, and we pretended like

914
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: we were high or something. But this is actually very strange. BC.

915
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: I thought, it's like it's back in the day, back

916
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: in the day, back in the day, our day. We

917
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: used to call it BC because Canada, and it was

918
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: it was worse. It was bad. It was worse than

919
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: the clouds of dirt that we were already smoking. And

920
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: so now this is just amazing. I wish I would

921
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,959
Speaker 1: could be around for another eighty years. Okay, So, like, um,

922
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: do you have any vegetables or anything growing around it?

923
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: Or does it just as very obvious. So in the

924
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 1: back it's pretty secluded, and I keep up on the plants,

925
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: so I keep them like really well groomed, so I

926
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 1: don't let them get you know, crazy, so no one

927
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: can see them. It's been interesting when his grandkids come

928
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: to visit him. Yeah, well listen, if some goes missing,

929
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: it's just all part of the part of the tree.

930
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for telling us you're doing

931
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: a little secret terminator. Yeah, did you bil show on

932
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: demand if you think your Monday is going bad? But

933
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: did you get a phone call from about nine lawyers today?

934
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: Does the entire world think that you're a jerk? Probably not?

935
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 1: It's wrong move Monday? Will we make you feel better

936
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

937
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decision? Yep? And that what I

938
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: was talking about, right. There was a wrong move made

939
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: by Megan Merkle or Markle or whatever, the one that

940
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: tore apart the royal family. Oh she which one? Did

941
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: she marry Harry? There? Headed one? Yeah, she married Prince Harry,

942
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: our own version of Evan. Everybody was mad because she

943
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: tore apart the royal family. And now they're getting reports

944
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: that she's trying to trademark the word archetype. Right, what,

945
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure how to say the word type.

946
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: She's trying to trademark a word, and so people are

947
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: angry at her. So what's the word archetype, archetype, the archetype.

948
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: That's archetype, archetype type. Why would she want to do that?

949
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like a very like popular word

950
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: that has been used for a very long time. Yeah,

951
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, a very popular word that none of

952
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: us can pronounces, and so she wants to use I

953
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: guess that's the name of her podcast. So she thinks

954
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: he can trademark a whole world. What Yeah, So how

955
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 1: far does she get in this process? Well, she probably

956
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: won't get a trademark because you can't trademark common use

957
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: words that are just in the dictionary usually that people use.

958
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: If you have a podcast for are you Megan? Yeah,

959
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: so that's her name. So there you go. Did you

960
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: wake up today with the whole world thinking that you're

961
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: a jerk because you're trying to trademark a word and

962
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: there's new stories written about it all over the place. No,

963
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: I don't think. So that's why you should feel abou

964
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: about your Monday, It's wrong Move mondays, where we make

965
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: you feel better about your Monday by hearing about other

966
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Well, I

967
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: am coming in with a story where I'm not really

968
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: sure who made the wrong move here, but I just

969
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 1: feel like someone did okay. And this is because the

970
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cruise trial, which is going down in Fort Lauderdale, Florida,

971
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: surrounding the Parkland shooting that happened a couple of years ago,

972
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: there was a woman who they were trying to decide

973
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: the jury correct and she says, you know what, I

974
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 1: actually I can't be a juror because I need to

975
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: take care of my sugar daddy. What And unfortunately this

976
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: interferes with my sugar daddy schedule. And I also have

977
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: other children and who I need to provide for, and

978
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: the time with my sugar daddy helps me in providing

979
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: for my children. And you know what, I'm wondering, does

980
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: the sugar daddy have a brother, because I would love Yeah,

981
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: I will too. I need a sugar daddy exactly working.

982
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: So the crazy thing is, though, is that it worked.

983
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: She got dismissed from the case. So that's why I said,

984
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: I don't know who the wrong move is because I

985
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: would have thought that she wasn't making the wrong move

986
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: by trying. But now I'm like, the judge is setting

987
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: a terrible precedent here, because now you just gotta be

988
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: like I gotta sugar, Daddy can't be here. I don't

989
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 1: know if that is a wrong move for herself, because

990
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: he's probably like, oh, we don't want her on the dream.

991
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a right move, Monday. We just

992
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 1: made you feel worse about your Monday. On wrong move Monday,

993
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: I apologize. That's wrong move Monday, where we make give

994
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: a better about your Monday by talking about other people's terrible, horrible,

995
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. M We got an email

996
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: in from this woman saying that her wrong move was

997
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: she bought her husband a skateboard for Christmas last year

998
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: and ended up breaking his fibula eating surgery. But she

999
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: said that's not the wrong move though he ended up

1000
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 1: having an affair with one of the nurses who took

1001
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: care of him after and is now going through a divorce. Yeah,

1002
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: so where's the wrong move on that one? In the skateboard? Skateboard?

1003
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: I guess she didn't buy the skateboard that you would

1004
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: have broke his leg and they wouldn't have had an

1005
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: affair while he stole. Might have bu taking him to

1006
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: the hospital exactly seeking him again help. That's the wrong move.

1007
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: Let him lay there in pain. He clearly deserved it.

1008
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: So there you go. That was a wrong move for that.

1009
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,919
Speaker 1: We shouldn't make you feel better about your Monday, are

1010
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,439
Speaker 1: you Megan Markle? No? If you're not, then congratulations, happy Monday.

1011
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: It's wrong move, mondays Or. Did you buy your husband

1012
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: a skateboard and then he fell down and broke his

1013
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 1: fibula and now he's moved on and divorced you and

1014
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: hanging out with the nurse who helped him in the

1015
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: emergency room. Bad idea. That guy a skateboard, great idea.

1016
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a wrong move for him. Now he's

1017
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 1: got to deal with that nurse. Maybe she's I have

1018
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: no idea, but it all sounds like a wrong move.

1019
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: It's wrong move, Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

1020
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions?

1021
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 1: Did you? Will show on demand