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Speaker 1: It's another Jubila on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Seth McElroy. I'm calling from the university admissions office. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for nat Hey Rena. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you not too bad? Thank you

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Speaker 1: for asking. So listen. I'm not really sure how to

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Speaker 1: say this, but I know you're scheduled to graduate this weekend. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am. Is there a problem? Well, um, me and

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Speaker 1: a few of the other faculty members aren't sure that

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Speaker 1: it's the best thing for the university. What it's not

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Speaker 1: best for the university? High graduate? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not that you graduate. We think you were a great student,

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Speaker 1: but that you participate in the graduation. So hold on.

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Speaker 1: You don't think it's good for me to be at graduation,

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Speaker 1: to walk across the stage right Certain students and professors

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Speaker 1: have raised the concern about you being a distraction? What

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Speaker 1: dist What do you mean? I'm not understanding this right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to really say this, but you

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Speaker 1: have a lot of curves. Correct, Excuse me? What are

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Speaker 1: you saying this to me right now? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Well, well, before you get offended, okay, I

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Speaker 1: understand that that could be something that could be taking

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Speaker 1: the wrong way. The entire administration was looking at your

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Speaker 1: instagram the other day and my hold on my instagram, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we could not turn away. I don't understand why

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Speaker 1: the administration is looking at my instagram. That makes no

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Speaker 1: sense whatsoever. That's personal business and that has nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with me graduating this weekend. So somebody needs to

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Speaker 1: give me some answers right now. Well I will. I

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Speaker 1: will give you an answer, yes, please. I need to know.

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Speaker 1: Graduation is a serious occasion. It is, yes, and you're

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Speaker 1: trying to keep me from that. So you I don't

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Speaker 1: understand why my instagram has anything to do with me

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Speaker 1: walking across the stage. Well, it's not so much your instagram.

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Speaker 1: It's the fact that you're working out has created the

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Speaker 1: tremendous body that you have. What. I can't believe you're

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Speaker 1: even saying that this is the most outrageous thing anybody

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Speaker 1: from the university has ever said to me. Well, we've

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Speaker 1: never had this problem before. We've never seen a student

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Speaker 1: who had such a perfectly sculpted and toned body. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: huh what I apologize. I lost my train of thought

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Speaker 1: there and got distracted with something What were we talking

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Speaker 1: about again? What were we talking about? You were talking

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Speaker 1: about my body? Oh, yes, yes, the one that looks

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Speaker 1: like it was perfectly carved out of stone. Dude, can

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Speaker 1: you please stop talking about my body right now? Like, seriously,

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Speaker 1: it's it's unprofessional and it's creepy. Okay, okay, has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with me graduating. Yes it does, because the

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Speaker 1: problem is that people are going to be paying attention

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Speaker 1: to how great your body is and they're not. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be having a gown on. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: know you'll be wearing a gown, but I'm sorry you

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Speaker 1: have a booty that a gown can't hide. Oh, a

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Speaker 1: booty that a gown can't hide. Seriously, that is an

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Speaker 1: you're an ambustle. Do you understand what you're saying right now? Well,

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Speaker 1: we've made our final decision and you're not going to

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Speaker 1: be able to walk in the actual ceremony. But we

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Speaker 1: do have good news. We plan to hold your graduation online. What. Yes,

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Speaker 1: a few of us will watch you walk down and

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Speaker 1: present you a virtual degree, and we will charge people

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Speaker 1: to view it. What did you just say? I said

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Speaker 1: you'd be walking to get your certificate online? No, you

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Speaker 1: have said that you were going to charge people to

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Speaker 1: watch me get my poema? What is this thing like

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Speaker 1: a freaking pay per viewer? Though, well, I don't remember

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Speaker 1: saying that. But now that we're on the subject, can

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Speaker 1: you walk in slow motion? You know you should be

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Speaker 1: fired and I need to talk to years off here

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Speaker 1: and you're like, right now, I need money in the

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Speaker 1: office right now, and I would love to do that

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Speaker 1: for you, except I don't have one, because this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your best friend Shalin set you up. Wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is

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Speaker 1: a prank call. Yes, it's a joke. Oh, your friend

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Speaker 1: Shalen told me that you're graduating this weekend and wanted

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Speaker 1: to give you a farewell gift of a prank call.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And the guy was like checking my Instagram,

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Like I thought my college was so

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Speaker 1: inappropriate it Oh my, be honest, you did kind of

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Speaker 1: like you have a booty that a gown can't hide. Right, No,

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Speaker 1: no comment. Week up every morning with the twenti