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Speaker 1: late in the fourth quarter, I was like, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Charger's about the Charger DeVante Adams is gonna make his

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Speaker 1: mark and go catch a game winning touchdown. And then

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Speaker 1: Khalil Mack said, I don't think think it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: really fun to watch him not on the Bears. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Motivated Khalil Mac. Okay, what's next?

427
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 1: Football in week one is the equivalent to putting on

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Speaker 1: the underwear inside out while half awake at four am.

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Speaker 1: But you don't realize until the afternoon. But at that

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Speaker 1: point you continue to ride it out. Anyway, sounds like

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Speaker 1: something I will say, Well, sometimes when I'm out of it,

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Speaker 1: oh boy, and I's and you're showering and you and

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Speaker 1: you put shampoo on your body and body washing your head,

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Speaker 1: jail right, and then you don't jail right, and then

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Speaker 1: you don't. You don't realize until the end of the shower.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, I put body washing. Do

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Speaker 1: you realize at the end of the shower. What would

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Speaker 1: tell you that? Because when you have the shampoo and

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Speaker 1: if I actually put it on my body, I put

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Speaker 1: the shampoo back and I look at it, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, that's not body okay, but correct me

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Speaker 1: if I'm wrong. Ben men are psycho like you guys

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Speaker 1: would wash with conditioner, like you guys just don't. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: I have it. I think it's one thing to use

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Speaker 1: shampoo and then just like take it down as body wash. Also,

446
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Speaker 1: but putting body wash in your hair, that's probably I mean,

447
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,640
Speaker 1: that's a little, that's too much, that's a lot. Well,

448
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,360
Speaker 1: some some things have three and one, so you'd think

449
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Speaker 1: that which is psychotic, Like there's ladies in the could

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Speaker 1: you guys imagine using a three in one in the shower?

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Speaker 1: Everyone's like, no, it's just I don't buy three different

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Speaker 1: products for something that can come in one bottle? Washing

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Speaker 1: conditioner your hair, You don't. You just like shampoo. Condition

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Speaker 1: Good for you, thanks, good for your respect. You don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want condition of those curly locks. Yeah, gotta

456
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Speaker 1: keep them curly. Getting weird. Close the DMS, Scott down

457
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Speaker 1: the wrong path. I don't want to know your showering habits, Milan,

458
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Speaker 1: and I already know too much. I already know too much.

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Speaker 1: D m's closed, thank you very much. We will open

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Speaker 1: those back every Sunday, so if you got a little

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Speaker 1: secret that you want us to talk about on the show. Also,

462
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: they're anonymous, so like, why not tell us weird stuff.

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Speaker 1: We had some weird stuff last year, and it was

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Speaker 1: very entertaining to listen to Time for a break coming

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Speaker 1: up around the corner. Best thing and the worst thing

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Speaker 1: that I saw this weekend? Down go anywhere He's based. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a couple of things here, starting off with the worst.

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Speaker 1: I like starting off with the worst and then ending

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Speaker 1: on a good note. One are the worst things that

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Speaker 1: I saw. I don't know if you guys caught this,

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Speaker 1: but there were a there were like two rows of

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Speaker 1: cars at the Miami Dolphins game that caught on fire year.

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Speaker 1: I guess somebody left, like what a barbecue running? Could

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Speaker 1: the propane explode? Could you imagine leaving a football game

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Speaker 1: that you want you can beat? Bill Milichick probably in

476
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Speaker 1: a pretty good mood. Ah, if you're a Dolphins fan

477
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Speaker 1: and you come out and your car is burnt to

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Speaker 1: the ground, I would have so many questions. You could see,

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Speaker 1: like the plume of smoke inside the stadium? Was that

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Speaker 1: not the craziest thing that we saw Sunday that it was?

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Speaker 1: I would totally trade my team winning for having a

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Speaker 1: car not beyond one, but you would think, yeah, one

483
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Speaker 1: thousand percent, everyone tailgating turn off your grill. I have

484
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Speaker 1: so many questions about this. Did you leave your grill

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Speaker 1: out when you went to the game. That's weird. Lots

486
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Speaker 1: of drinking going on, and put yourself away. Don't make

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Speaker 1: smart decisions. Oh, this just reminds you. Every time I

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Speaker 1: have to change like propane in like a barbecue or

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Speaker 1: a fireplace, constantly worried about it exploding, even though I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's like almost impossible. Ah, It's pretty possible.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me that. I'm like driving around with it

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Speaker 1: my car, are is. No, Just like when you're attaching

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Speaker 1: the hose to the tank, you gotta make sure that

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00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 1: that is an airtight seal or else you could be in. No.

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Speaker 1: I know, obviously I'm making sure it's closed and stuff

496
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Speaker 1: like that, but i mean, like I literally just try

497
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Speaker 1: to keep it like so level while I'm like carrying

498
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: it completely empty too. And I'm like, oh, everybody, back up,

499
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: stay away this thing good blow any minute. And I

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Speaker 1: realized that's probably a dumb thing to do, but maybe

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Speaker 1: not now. I don't know. To be safe, put away

502
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Speaker 1: your dang barbecues. People. This was absolute bedlam. The second

503
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: really bad thing that we saw. We haven't talked about

504
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: it in the show yet. Was just Dak getting hurt

505
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 1: and having to have surgery and now he's gonna be

506
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: out for multiple weeks. Not only did Cowboys fans have

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Speaker 1: to watch the game last night, they had to watch

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00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: Jason Garrett on the coverage. Did not know how to

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Speaker 1: stand on television. This was him just like Arthur fists

510
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: the entire time. It was just bizarre. And then you

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Speaker 1: lose in them that goes down. Gosh, I just feel

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00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: really bad for him. Yeah, Mike McCarthy said, the Cowboys

513
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: will make a move. Is Jimmy G gone to Dallas? Who? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what Sarah was haying earlier on the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of love that. What else

516
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: did they do? They kind of they gotta do something.

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Speaker 1: They got twenty million in cap space or something close

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Speaker 1: to that, so they could happen. When will that happen

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00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: this week? Hopefully not before this show's trupefully not if

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Speaker 1: this has happened, ignored, Just fast forward. Well, for all

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Speaker 1: those people that are saying Trey Lance isn't good, would

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Speaker 1: they have to play Jimmy G? Why would the Niners

523
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Speaker 1: give away? Yeah? That's a job. That's a tough after

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Speaker 1: like the first week of Trey Lance being like all

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Speaker 1: we heard in this off season was like forgot about

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Speaker 1: what you saw last year in Trey Lance, Like yeah,

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Speaker 1: in the off season, you know, George Kittle was like

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00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: just wait till you see this guy. And then first

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Speaker 1: week albeit it was raining, all of these other elements

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Speaker 1: can't coming into play his first week Week one, jitters

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Speaker 1: all all of that stuff. I don't know. I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: I kind of want to keep Jimmy G around and

533
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Speaker 1: see how this shakes out a little. I don't know,

534
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Speaker 1: because they didn't never, like the plan was never to

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00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: keep Jimmy G around. Are they going to panic after

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00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 1: one game? I guess not. Anyways, Dak, we're sorry. That's

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00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: a bummer. Yeah, Cowboys fans, we're sorry. Do we feel

538
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: bad for Cowboys fan? Yeah? Okay, okay, let's talk about

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00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: the best thing. Uh. First things first, as soon as

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Speaker 1: Mohan sat down in this chair, I hadn't talked to him. Well, no,

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00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: I texted you after the Browns one. Um, but that's

542
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: seventy five yard pass from Baker Mayfield. What a dime.

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00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: We're not going to talk about all the other ones,

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00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: and he had a nice rushing touchdown up the middle.

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00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: Saw that he's got saw that a baby still got it. Well,

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00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: what I really want to hear is the postgame presser.

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Speaker 1: I think he had some things to say about our guy,

548
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: Nicholas Drub give me a big hug. He felt good. Um.

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00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: I would have liked to have been on the other

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00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: side of that hug, but it's good to see some

551
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: of your best friends. We knew that they were still beasties. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get it twisted. We I'm no

553
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: longer fan of the Browns, but there are still guys

554
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: on that team that I really like, including Nick Chubb

555
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 1: and making me really sad. I think we both got

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00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: Nick Chub like posted something like I'm Batman because he

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Speaker 1: loves Batman video before and Mo and I said it

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Speaker 1: to each other and we were like, it sucks, yeah,

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00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: don't share for this. Also, we can't show it too.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what is going on in this video.

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00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: Brian Table just dancing in the Giants dressing room like

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00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: an absolute maniac is one of my favorite videos from

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Speaker 1: this weekend. He just seems so happy. Another great thing.

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Speaker 1: There's just the Bears in the rain. It's just like

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00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: Football's great. These guys are just like kids having fun.

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Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel getting the game ball, all of these moments

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00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: were just football's back. You know. Brings a tear to

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Speaker 1: my eye. Guys, that's it. That's our Week one show.

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Speaker 1: H Did I mention that we have two episodes per

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Speaker 1: week now? So tune in again on Friday. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: be talking about the upcoming Week two games and it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a real good time. We're gonna have more

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Speaker 1: guests on this show this season. We're gonna be talking drama.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna keep our keep our eyes out for any

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Speaker 1: gazelle and Tom movement. You know, that's what we do

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Speaker 1: This whole show, the whole thing that you've just been

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Speaker 1: listening to, is all on YouTube. You can see Mohan's

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Speaker 1: ridiculous background. He's just in Ian Rappaport's office. Should we

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Speaker 1: send this to Ian and be like, this is weird?

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Speaker 1: You want to ceason dessist situation? Mohan? Can you break

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Speaker 1: some news? You're in the news breaking You got anything

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Speaker 1: for us? No, it's just sounds. Thanks. That was really good. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And a reminder if you are listening the podcast Dreams

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Speaker 1: the Thursday nights, the Monday night nights. We didn't even

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Speaker 1: talk about Russell's outfit on Monday Night football. Okay, no thoughts, Great,

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Speaker 1: that's okay, let's go. Maybe next time we'll see you

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Speaker 1: on Friday morning. Guys, love you,