WEBVTT - You Been Driving My Car

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, so we played the game. Are you smarter than

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Tommy? Steve one? Uh nine to one? And um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do it again tomorrow. Yeah, we'll do it again tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about it. We'll do it again tomorrow. It's

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<v Speaker 1>always another chance for you to redeem your redeem yourself, Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the good news. That is the good news.

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<v Speaker 1>Another day, another chance ahead coming up at the top

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<v Speaker 1>of the hour, right about four minutes after it's my

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry letter for today, the subject unhappily engaged and ready

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<v Speaker 1>to walk. All right, yeah, but right now it is

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<v Speaker 1>time for the nephew for today's prank phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got, King of pranks? You've been driving my car.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been hit back, you've been hit back. Smoke, you've

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<v Speaker 1>been driving my car. Let's run it. Hello. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't worked at the hotel and you do ballet parking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all working. Okay, let me tell you something. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>one that park my seven fifty BMW. You just took

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<v Speaker 1>the change out of my car, the loose change I

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<v Speaker 1>had in there. And you also didn't put a hundred

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<v Speaker 1>miles on there. And I know you the one did it,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're the one. I tipt, I tipt you. You

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<v Speaker 1>parked it. And then when I came back to you,

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<v Speaker 1>the one brought my car back and I tipt you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you to walk with them down miles on

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<v Speaker 1>my car on man, hold on, wait, wait, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on? Who is this? My name is Sason Man, Jason, Jason.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't you give my number. I got your number

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<v Speaker 1>from the hotel manager. I told him I needed to

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<v Speaker 1>poke the Curtis who do the ballet parking, and they

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<v Speaker 1>gave me your number. You're the one put these miles. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you put a hund of miles on there. Ain't little

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<v Speaker 1>I put up lolls in your car. That's all I

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<v Speaker 1>do is uh just get the cars and park them

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<v Speaker 1>that ship and I ain't I ain't taking no change,

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<v Speaker 1>no by the car. He's you're the one took my change.

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<v Speaker 1>I had. I had T D. Jakes in there in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the in the CD player. When I got

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<v Speaker 1>in there, it was the biggest miles or somebody in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one was in my car. Man. Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know how to worked that video. And that man,

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<v Speaker 1>look what I probably plunk your car because I parted

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<v Speaker 1>a whole lot of cars. Uh, just we you can,

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<v Speaker 1>can you maybe somebody else probably took your car and

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<v Speaker 1>droving around, But I don't know. We can. How many

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<v Speaker 1>manager work at the hotel and do valet parking? How

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<v Speaker 1>many of my working by that parking? But that's how

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<v Speaker 1>I do is part the cars. I don't take nobody

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<v Speaker 1>car and driving around the town or stealing at them

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<v Speaker 1>from the car. Ain't no thiefs man. Hey man, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something. Man, I knew you the one

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<v Speaker 1>put the miles on. Here you hear me, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you was the one man put on Look. Look look man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on probation right now, right so, I mean, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got no time to be stooding. That's not about nobody calls.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just part time job man, just sucking

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<v Speaker 1>call them, trying to take care of me and my

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<v Speaker 1>little girl. That said, I'm telling you, if somebody did

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<v Speaker 1>take your car and driving around and steal something from

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<v Speaker 1>your car, we can we can figure out. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about. If you can just bring the

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<v Speaker 1>car and you just coming, we can talk to the

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<v Speaker 1>managers and figure that out. But I promise you I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you wasn't me, man, Man, you should just stoking.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we'll out what happened with your car. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the one did it, man, You're the one put the

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<v Speaker 1>Hunt of Miles on my car. You had the Red

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<v Speaker 1>Beast song, you had the main tax Seve Curtis, you

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<v Speaker 1>pulled off in it, and you pulled back up, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're the only one told me you missed one. Hey, man, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Looki's wash a little bit. Man, hold on, I can't,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. You know, he knows you can hear me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna hear me when I get in you So

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna hear me when I do that. Tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you're gonna hear me when I get in,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because you put that hunt of Miles on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come up to that. Damn man, I tell hey,

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<v Speaker 1>putting a hundred of miles in your car, right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just hey, man, you know what, I just scared nothing

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<v Speaker 1>from your car aping the hund of myles in your car? Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I'm on probation right now. That's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't do. I go to work, I puck the car,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm come home and take care of me, my girl,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, ain't putting a hunch of miles on your car?

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<v Speaker 1>May I take your car? That's what I did, was

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<v Speaker 1>rom your car and talked to man that ship. Now

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<v Speaker 1>that ain't what you losing your loose saying out of

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<v Speaker 1>down and you're also put a hunt of miles. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like a hundred four miles extra on that car

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<v Speaker 1>when I got back in it. Let me tell you something, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come up with where do you work again?

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<v Speaker 1>When do you work to im work tomorrow? Light? What

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<v Speaker 1>time do you get there? I'll be at six o'clock, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm coming up there in five, four to five.

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<v Speaker 1>And guess what, Mr Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your

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<v Speaker 1>lilo by myself. Man, come the floor up to that job.

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<v Speaker 1>That job is bringing up to the job. What what

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of car you said you had again? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a black seven fifty b m W. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming up there when I get out of it. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready here, Curtis? How you're ready already already?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm gonna be ready, be ready. I'm having a

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<v Speaker 1>look very show for you too. It was gonna stay

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<v Speaker 1>Curtis then bring your black up to beat you sound

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<v Speaker 1>like you're black. Yeah, I'm black. I'm black, my car black,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna get it. You're black tomorrow tell you

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff with me today and to day right. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you I'm trying to shoot. I'm gonna black just try.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you just you want it off. I'm killing you.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't me, but I mean you want to take

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<v Speaker 1>it down. Mate. I got one more thing I need

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you. Curtis, you're listen to me? What is

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<v Speaker 1>you listening? Sure? This is nephew Timmy from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy

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<v Speaker 1>TC who do valet parking with you? What's what's your say? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Curtis Hard what did you do? Is it another guy

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<v Speaker 1>worked there named t T to do valet parking? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, this is a few timing from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show. He got me the prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I'm gonna get that. Oh lord, Jesus man,

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<v Speaker 1>My heart was beat man. Mom was beating so fast.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was about to go back down. Oh Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>you knew you you was going back Lord, I'm chelling

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<v Speaker 1>you man, it was about to be over. It was

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<v Speaker 1>about to be over it the first person I saw

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<v Speaker 1>it's about to get it. Curtains, You've got to be strong, man.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be strong the show for showy man. Just

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<v Speaker 1>be strong. I'm not you know, I'm gonna keep it

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<v Speaker 1>straight man. You know. All right, man, stay strong. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta take care this little girl. Boy. You can't go back.

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<v Speaker 1>And then all ridden, all right, I got one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you, man, what he is? What is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the lane? Man. That's Steve having Morning show. And there

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<v Speaker 1>it is, ladies. And when you've been driving my car? Alright, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you do this so boldly, like you know

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<v Speaker 1>nobody's going to run up on you or something. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, let me tell y'all something. What I was

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<v Speaker 1>in Atlanta. I was in the valet of the of

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<v Speaker 1>a hotel and the police officer standing out there. Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>Police officer came up to me and said, hey, are

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<v Speaker 1>you Thomas Miles? I said yeah. He said I need

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<v Speaker 1>to speak with you. I said, okay, do you know

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<v Speaker 1>that you have a f T A? I said, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what that is. Sir. You said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a failure to appear. I said, okay, before for

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<v Speaker 1>what though? Man it so, I just I need you

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<v Speaker 1>to come stand over here by the car. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>wait minute, man, hold on, wait, wait, just hold on

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<v Speaker 1>for what What did I do? Then, finally thought, He

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<v Speaker 1>just cracks a smile and say, I just pranked your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was sweating. You know that marster you

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<v Speaker 1>get in your lower back. I had that rolls down

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<v Speaker 1>your crack. Yeah right there drips. It's running down to

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<v Speaker 1>your crack. School drops too, very uncomfortable because you're black.

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<v Speaker 1>Your crack is hot, and that's what drops the switch. God,

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<v Speaker 1>go back to Tommy's point, mess out of good. I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it was gonna happen one day, you know, being

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<v Speaker 1>a police officer heat there with the badge on his

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<v Speaker 1>gunbelt on, like, hey, I don't know what an ft

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<v Speaker 1>yeld man, I ain't not been in on damn trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? Sir? Wait a minute, that's

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<v Speaker 1>more to this story. So you're famous in in Atlanta, huh?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's just a random cop just saw you was

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<v Speaker 1>in that famous shild because a lot of people are

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<v Speaker 1>standing there. When they saw the cops put him over,

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<v Speaker 1>they broke out running. They didn't try to help, try

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<v Speaker 1>to anybody hang out going on right here. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about what you can't say nothing either, because I was

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<v Speaker 1>like I was scared. I was like, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, nephew. Up next it is the Strawberry Letters

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<v Speaker 1>subject unhappily engaged and ready to walk.