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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the League.

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Speaker 1: It's Steve Renezzisi March twentieth through the twenty second. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand another two

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Speaker 1: three the twenties you were shotting two hundred and fifty bucks. Hello, yep,

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Speaker 1: this is Herkay. You don't know me, but I know

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Speaker 1: something about you. Um, who is it? Oh? I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you that. All you need to know is

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Speaker 1: that we work for the same company, and I've found

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Speaker 1: out something about you that can look really bad. Um. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I just haven't been poking around the company website

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Speaker 1: and I saw on your bio that it says you

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Speaker 1: graduated from Pepperdine. Yeah. It's a good school, real good school. Hey. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: except I called the registrar's office and they said you

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Speaker 1: never went to Pepperdine. That's weird. Huh. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about, right right, right, right right.

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Speaker 1: It seems like somebody lied on their resume. Oh. Man,

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Speaker 1: I bet our boss Ronda would like to find out

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Speaker 1: about that, wouldn't she. Look, everybody lies on her resume, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, but lying about going to a big

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Speaker 1: school like that, I mean, you know, lying on a resume,

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Speaker 1: especially about something like that, could cost you your career.

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Speaker 1: I'd hate to see you lose your first job. It's

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Speaker 1: about whoa whoa cool your jets there, mama? All right,

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Speaker 1: I won't tell your dirty little secret as long as

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Speaker 1: you do something for me. Are you trying to blackmail

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Speaker 1: me right now? Kid? I guess we can just call

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Speaker 1: it what it is then, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. You do me a favorite and I

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Speaker 1: won't tell a soul. But if not, then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go ahead and tell our bosses that you lied on

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Speaker 1: your resume. Because I'm supposed to trust you. Now, you

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Speaker 1: can trust me if you just do me this one favor.

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Speaker 1: You won't even tell me who you are. If you

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Speaker 1: agree to this, I'll give you. I'll tell you exactly

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Speaker 1: who I am, and I promise I will not tell

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Speaker 1: a soul if you do this one thing for me.

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Speaker 1: What do you want? I want you to drop a

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Speaker 1: twoozy in Carolyn's desk. What you know the reception is Carolyn?

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Speaker 1: I don't like her. I want you to drop a

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Speaker 1: number deuce in her desk drawer. Oh my god, you're justing.

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Speaker 1: So you want me to go ahead and tell our

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Speaker 1: Boston that you lie on your resume to be something else.

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Speaker 1: I can't think it's sat in the secretary. Look, Carolyn

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Speaker 1: and I have been fighting a little bit and I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for a way to get her back. The best

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Speaker 1: way I can think of is to have somebody drop

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Speaker 1: a hot one in her desk. Um, look, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to do that what you're refusing to take? But wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait what if? Um? Look, I'll sort of really had

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Speaker 1: a rumor about her with all the women in the offense. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you to go to the bathroom in her desk,

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Speaker 1: and you're offering me to start a rumor that's lame,

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Speaker 1: no la, that Harry's more weight. And this will really

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Speaker 1: work because I actually know something about her than a

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Speaker 1: lot of people don't know. You know that guy rob

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Speaker 1: an accounting, Yeah, she's left with him and he's married. Okay,

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Speaker 1: oh she did, Yeah, And I can hopefully put a

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Speaker 1: rumor out there that like she sleft with him and

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Speaker 1: it's true and like everyone's finish being she's a super splut.

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Speaker 1: So instead of doing what I suggested and going number

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Speaker 1: two in her desk, you say that you spread a

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Speaker 1: rumor and tell everybody that she slept with that married

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Speaker 1: guy in accounting. Yeah, it's a rumor, but it's also true.

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Speaker 1: That sounds that sounds perfect. We can do that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Now you need to tell me who you are so

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Speaker 1: that I'm sure that you're not going to blow me up. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jubil from Moving ninety two point five. What this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Shut up. Shut up. Your friend Jessica set

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Speaker 1: you up. She wanted to embarrass you on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. No,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no. Oh. Yeah, it looks like

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Speaker 1: I found out some stuff about Carolyn. Huh, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I lied. I need all that stuff up about Carolyn.

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Speaker 1: You mean, like the fact that she's the fact that

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Speaker 1: she's a super slut. You made that up? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Carolyn is not a super slot. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, now

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Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty six six moving ninety two, five