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Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of

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Speaker 1: My Heart Radio. Hi, my name is Robert Lamb and

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Speaker 1: this is the Artifact, a short form series from Stuff

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Speaker 1: to Blow Your Mind, focusing in on particular objects, ideas,

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Speaker 1: and moments in time. What do you imagine when you

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Speaker 1: think of a necromancer? Perhaps partially influenced by dungeons and

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Speaker 1: dragons and various dark fantasy tales, you imagine a deathly

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Speaker 1: pale wizard dressed all in black, perhaps partial to skulls

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Speaker 1: and bones as their primary fashion accessory. But were we

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Speaker 1: to look beneath their robes, would we find a grizzly

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Speaker 1: pair of magical pants sewn from flayed human flesh and

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Speaker 1: complete with the leathery remnants of the victims Genitalia. Yes,

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Speaker 1: according to Icelandic folklore, these are exactly the sort of

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Speaker 1: trout Douser's quite becoming of a necromancer. Eleanor Rosamond Barklow

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Speaker 1: describes the fin broker or finn breeches literally magic pants

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Speaker 1: in the book Beyond the Northlands. The wearer would enjoy

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Speaker 1: unlimited coins from the pocket of the pants, as well

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Speaker 1: as one presumes, a certain slimming effect. You can actually

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Speaker 1: gaze upon a replica of the folkloreic death trousers in

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Speaker 1: the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft in Holmovic, where

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Speaker 1: they are called the Nabrok or necro pants. Of course,

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Speaker 1: there are rules to any work of magic or sorcery.

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Speaker 1: It was said that the necromancer must first gain the

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Speaker 1: permission of a living man and then dig up his

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Speaker 1: corpse after death. Then it becomes a careful matter of

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Speaker 1: fleeing the corpse and carefully crafting the neck row pants.

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Speaker 1: And the retention of the genitalia is key because the

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Speaker 1: scrotum serves as the pocket of the necro pants. In

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Speaker 1: order to activate them, the necromancer will need to insert

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Speaker 1: a coin stolen from a widow and a sheet of

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Speaker 1: paper bearing the correct magical sickle. The original coin must remain, however,

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Speaker 1: in the scrotum, otherwise the wealth generating properties of the

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Speaker 1: pants will cease. At this point, the necromancer need only

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Speaker 1: slip into the pants and feel them bond with their

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Speaker 1: own skin. Now those pants can come off, mind you,

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Speaker 1: But in order to avoid damnation for crafting such vile pants,

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Speaker 1: the necromancer must make sure that someone else is on

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Speaker 1: hand to step into the pants at the exact same

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Speaker 1: time they are climbing out of them. The necromancer removes

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Speaker 1: one leg, and the new individual inserts one leg, and

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Speaker 1: so forth. Now why would one wish to invest in

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Speaker 1: the creation of necro pants. Well, there's not my each

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Speaker 1: money in necromancy, and it pays, quite literally to own

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Speaker 1: a really great pair of trousers. The necro Pants have

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Speaker 1: been featured on various websites, including Atlas Obscura, where Eric

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Speaker 1: Grundhauser's article outlines a few other curious displays at the

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Speaker 1: Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft and includes a photograph

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Speaker 1: of the necro pants themselves. Tune in for additional editions

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Speaker 1: of the artifact each week, hosted by either Joe or myself.

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