WEBVTT - Raymond in the Closet

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter. Oh, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a good one for you today. Subject I can't stand

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<v Speaker 1>a sorry man. All right, that's the subject right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not the letter I write the answer to

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<v Speaker 1>the Uh. We'll get to that in a minute, But

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<v Speaker 1>first the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us today? Now Raymond in the close,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve's all time favorite, right there, greatest in damn prank

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<v Speaker 1>Set your goat. Uh, all right, let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>who can you hear me? You're a badad? Who's there? This? Raymond? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is? Raymond? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this? Raymond? Raymond?

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<v Speaker 1>Raymond Ronde is my sister round the brother? Yes, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Man? What's up? Somebody them broke in the house,

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<v Speaker 1>taking the house right now. I'm in the hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, hold on, man, damn, I batter. Can't hear

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying. Somebody that what somebody them broken house?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear you wispering because they're in the

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<v Speaker 1>house right now. I'm wait a minute, with a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying somebody that broken the hold and they steal

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<v Speaker 1>in there. Somebody, I'm broke in the house. I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>the house. Now, hold on. You're saying somebody that broke

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<v Speaker 1>it to you damn house and they steal in there. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing see nothing? Now why you ain't called

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<v Speaker 1>the police. I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on. Hold on, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do man. You're saying, somebody in house,

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<v Speaker 1>in your damn house. White not just okay? Wait where

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<v Speaker 1>you live at? Where you live at? Thirty six? Straight?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm a thirty two and a half, you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on after the call? Long? Wait wait, wait man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what what? Wait a minute? Don't God please,

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen you to the hold somebody you know frona

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<v Speaker 1>kill you and you're talking about you don't want them

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<v Speaker 1>arrest it. We got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute? Wait wait, Nah, you're saying hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying, don't call the damn long, don call week

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<v Speaker 1>They got its in Nickels in the house doing. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what you got? Man, you know what is bad? Doc?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you've seen your something that that's probably

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<v Speaker 1>while they're in the house. Now you have set you

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<v Speaker 1>up in the house. That's who in there there, that's

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you that what you what you got in there? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, man, let me tell you something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you the best thing to do even doing

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<v Speaker 1>the people in your house right now, you need the juster.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me call the man. You need to let me

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<v Speaker 1>call the day. I'm long. I'm gonna tell you right

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<v Speaker 1>now you can't get that. I'm gonna put you know what, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna don't you'll say that now. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that I get called alone, I get calling alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I get my wife the call right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't call the police. Don't call because it's too much

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<v Speaker 1>liga my wife. Don't God, Man, but I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something I can't do it. Thank you for to

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<v Speaker 1>go down there. Now. I'm gonna tell you something I

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<v Speaker 1>could just fold. They don't even call it that. I'm low.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, man, looking at dos Can'll be honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I'm I ain't gonna go down there. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you right there now, you know what. The

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<v Speaker 1>first thing I'm gonna tell you now Now, I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take my down there first of us. They may

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<v Speaker 1>be tapping my damn lying and I ain't got to

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<v Speaker 1>do with this. You're gonna get dot man. I could

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<v Speaker 1>call a no One one they didn't look. Go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and call them because you know what, You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>your chill down there, and they don't know who you are. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, And I ain't gonna steal on this

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<v Speaker 1>on with you so they can find out, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>call it lot. I ain't getting that. I ain't man,

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<v Speaker 1>you must get there. Pool ain't gonna get an that one.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Doc.

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<v Speaker 1>I call it low after they had my wife right now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. You may not like it now, but

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<v Speaker 1>you appreciate me later because you know when you're to

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<v Speaker 1>get your monkhead. Wait a minute, wait a minute, just west,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think I think, man, you know what, this

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<v Speaker 1>is some crazy doc. You to set your up say nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try to stop up for one. Don't getting

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<v Speaker 1>down my coming damn low, damn fool. You better keep

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<v Speaker 1>your my cats in that closet. I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>right now, you're a damn fool. You walk ou because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you not. They show gonna kill your

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<v Speaker 1>stupid and you know what, I ain't gonna lie to you. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing I can tell you, damn I'm called

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<v Speaker 1>a law. You're fenna go down, and I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you not. I ain't going down with I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why you really even call me unless you want to help,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't to

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<v Speaker 1>jump in the eyes of myself nor my damn family.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the thing I could do. I can help

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<v Speaker 1>you out in one way. I'm called a law now.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife's got a cellphone. What you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 1>You get me? You must be a damn fool. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't going down, but I ain't going you know what. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Look look, I can't get in there, and my wife

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<v Speaker 1>did not to count the police. I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>right now, they're gonna calm. Can you Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>You can hear you? Your damn mouth shut up, s

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<v Speaker 1>shut your damn mouth right now? Can you hear me

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<v Speaker 1>shut out. I don't know then that's why. Then shoot

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<v Speaker 1>the shot and don't peek out that damn dope. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I say something, man, you need to shut your damn mouse.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, you just got franked by? Man, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>y'all something dirty? I do? Dare well, man, dog, you

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<v Speaker 1>just got branked by your boy wind. Man. I'm sweating

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<v Speaker 1>like hey, up in this damn house withdrawns. Ooh, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you stood up here. I want to play with man.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you sweating? It was for the dot because I damn

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<v Speaker 1>sure know wants to come down to the house. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a show. I know you weren't coming to that. I

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<v Speaker 1>heard it in your voice. I say, okay, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>he ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>here right now. Man, I might need to take off

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<v Speaker 1>the word board. Hey, let me ask you something, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest radio show in the land. K't

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<v Speaker 1>be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show. That Nephew Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about Rhonda Brothers? Black women? Women? Women? They

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<v Speaker 1>were man, you lie, shut you damn out shut. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna You're gonna get your more cask right now? What

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to do? I'm calling off. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I can do. I ain't coming down there, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't coming down. I ain't got nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>this here. I'm calling off. What you want me to do? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Very what you want me to do? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how you come up with him? Tell me, I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't left. Surely, let me explain something to you. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people use the right side of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I used the majority of the time, Okay, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>where all the creative stuff is. It's on the left.

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<v Speaker 1>But a lot of people don't know that. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people don't know how to go there and use

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<v Speaker 1>that side. Some people are just stuck on the right.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, I'm just happen to people like that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for breaking that down in your brain to

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<v Speaker 1>the left. Okay, what every everything he does in his

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<v Speaker 1>brain to the left, all right, thank you left brained people?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Up next it is the Strawberry letter subject

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand a sorry man, we'll get into the

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<v Speaker 1>letter right after this. Whatever, that's not the letter. You're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.