Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter. Oh, I got
Speaker 1: a good one for you today. Subject I can't stand
Speaker 1: a sorry man. All right, that's the subject right now.
Speaker 1: But that's not the letter I write the answer to
Speaker 1: the Uh. We'll get to that in a minute, But
Speaker 1: first the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Now Raymond in the close,
Speaker 1: Steve's all time favorite, right there, greatest in damn prank
Speaker 1: Set your goat. Uh, all right, let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: who can you hear me? You're a badad? Who's there? This? Raymond? Man?
Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is? Raymond? Man?
Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this? Raymond? Raymond?
Speaker 1: Raymond Ronde is my sister round the brother? Yes, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? Man? What's up? Somebody them broke in the house,
Speaker 1: taking the house right now. I'm in the hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, damn, I batter. Can't hear
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Somebody that what somebody them broken house?
Speaker 1: I want to hear you wispering because they're in the
Speaker 1: house right now. I'm wait a minute, with a minute,
Speaker 1: you're saying somebody that broken the hold and they steal
Speaker 1: in there. Somebody, I'm broke in the house. I'm getting
Speaker 1: the house. Now, hold on. You're saying somebody that broke
Speaker 1: it to you damn house and they steal in there. Yes,
Speaker 1: what you're doing see nothing? Now why you ain't called
Speaker 1: the police. I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on. Hold on, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do man. You're saying, somebody in house,
Speaker 1: in your damn house. White not just okay? Wait where
Speaker 1: you live at? Where you live at? Thirty six? Straight?
Speaker 1: Because I'm a thirty two and a half, you know what?
Speaker 1: Hold on after the call? Long? Wait wait, wait man,
Speaker 1: you know what what? Wait a minute? Don't God please,
Speaker 1: you've seen you to the hold somebody you know frona
Speaker 1: kill you and you're talking about you don't want them
Speaker 1: arrest it. We got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute? Wait wait, Nah, you're saying hold on,
Speaker 1: you're saying, don't call the damn long, don call week
Speaker 1: They got its in Nickels in the house doing. Man,
Speaker 1: what you got? Man, you know what is bad? Doc?
Speaker 1: You know what you've seen your something that that's probably
Speaker 1: while they're in the house. Now you have set you
Speaker 1: up in the house. That's who in there there, that's
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that what you what you got in there? Actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, man, let me tell you something. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the best thing to do even doing
Speaker 1: the people in your house right now, you need the juster.
Speaker 1: Let me call the man. You need to let me
Speaker 1: call the day. I'm long. I'm gonna tell you right
Speaker 1: now you can't get that. I'm gonna put you know what, Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna don't you'll say that now. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you that I get called alone, I get calling alone.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I get my wife the call right now.
Speaker 1: Don't call the police. Don't call because it's too much
Speaker 1: liga my wife. Don't God, Man, but I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you something I can't do it. Thank you for to
Speaker 1: go down there. Now. I'm gonna tell you something I
Speaker 1: could just fold. They don't even call it that. I'm low.
Speaker 1: You know what, man, looking at dos Can'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I'm I ain't gonna go down there. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right there now, you know what. The
Speaker 1: first thing I'm gonna tell you now Now, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna take my down there first of us. They may
Speaker 1: be tapping my damn lying and I ain't got to
Speaker 1: do with this. You're gonna get dot man. I could
Speaker 1: call a no One one they didn't look. Go ahead
Speaker 1: and call them because you know what, You're gonna get
Speaker 1: your chill down there, and they don't know who you are. Man,
Speaker 1: you know what, And I ain't gonna steal on this
Speaker 1: on with you so they can find out, you know what,
Speaker 1: call it lot. I ain't getting that. I ain't man,
Speaker 1: you must get there. Pool ain't gonna get an that one.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Doc.
Speaker 1: I call it low after they had my wife right now,
Speaker 1: you know what. You may not like it now, but
Speaker 1: you appreciate me later because you know when you're to
Speaker 1: get your monkhead. Wait a minute, wait a minute, just west,
Speaker 1: but I think I think, man, you know what, this
Speaker 1: is some crazy doc. You to set your up say nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to stop up for one. Don't getting
Speaker 1: down my coming damn low, damn fool. You better keep
Speaker 1: your my cats in that closet. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: right now, you're a damn fool. You walk ou because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you not. They show gonna kill your
Speaker 1: stupid and you know what, I ain't gonna lie to you. Man.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can tell you, damn I'm called
Speaker 1: a law. You're fenna go down, and I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you not. I ain't going down with I don't know
Speaker 1: why you really even call me unless you want to help,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't to
Speaker 1: jump in the eyes of myself nor my damn family.
Speaker 1: I want the thing I could do. I can help
Speaker 1: you out in one way. I'm called a law now.
Speaker 1: My wife's got a cellphone. What you want me to do?
Speaker 1: You get me? You must be a damn fool. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I ain't going down, but I ain't going you know what. Man.
Speaker 1: Look look, I can't get in there, and my wife
Speaker 1: did not to count the police. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: right now, they're gonna calm. Can you Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: You can hear you? Your damn mouth shut up, s
Speaker 1: shut your damn mouth right now? Can you hear me
Speaker 1: shut out. I don't know then that's why. Then shoot
Speaker 1: the shot and don't peek out that damn dope. Can
Speaker 1: I say something, man, you need to shut your damn mouse.
Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You know what, you just got franked by? Man, y'all
Speaker 1: y'all something dirty? I do? Dare well, man, dog, you
Speaker 1: just got branked by your boy wind. Man. I'm sweating
Speaker 1: like hey, up in this damn house withdrawns. Ooh, man,
Speaker 1: you stood up here. I want to play with man.
Speaker 1: Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are
Speaker 1: you sweating? It was for the dot because I damn
Speaker 1: sure know wants to come down to the house. That's
Speaker 1: a show. I know you weren't coming to that. I
Speaker 1: heard it in your voice. I say, okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: he ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: here right now. Man, I might need to take off
Speaker 1: the word board. Hey, let me ask you something, man,
Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land. K't
Speaker 1: be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show. That Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah are
Speaker 1: you talking about Rhonda Brothers? Black women? Women? Women? They
Speaker 1: were man, you lie, shut you damn out shut. You're
Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna get your more cask right now? What
Speaker 1: you want me to do? I'm calling off. But that's
Speaker 1: all I can do. I ain't coming down there, I
Speaker 1: ain't coming down. I ain't got nothing to do with
Speaker 1: this here. I'm calling off. What you want me to do? What?
Speaker 1: Very what you want me to do? I don't know
Speaker 1: how you come up with him? Tell me, I really
Speaker 1: don't left. Surely, let me explain something to you. A
Speaker 1: lot of people use the right side of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used the majority of the time, Okay, And that's
Speaker 1: where all the creative stuff is. It's on the left.
Speaker 1: But a lot of people don't know that. A lot
Speaker 1: of people don't know how to go there and use
Speaker 1: that side. Some people are just stuck on the right.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm just happen to people like that. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for breaking that down in your brain to
Speaker 1: the left. Okay, what every everything he does in his
Speaker 1: brain to the left, all right, thank you left brained people?
Speaker 1: All right? Up next it is the Strawberry letter subject
Speaker 1: I can't stand a sorry man, we'll get into the
Speaker 1: letter right after this. Whatever, that's not the letter. You're
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