1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter. Oh, I got 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: a good one for you today. Subject I can't stand 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: a sorry man. All right, that's the subject right now. 5 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:22,440 Speaker 1: But that's not the letter I write the answer to 6 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 1: the Uh. We'll get to that in a minute, But 7 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: first the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Now Raymond in the close, 9 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: Steve's all time favorite, right there, greatest in damn prank 10 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: Set your goat. Uh, all right, let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, Hey, 11 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: who can you hear me? You're a badad? Who's there? This? Raymond? Man? 12 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is? Raymond? Man? 13 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this? Raymond? Raymond? 14 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 1: Raymond Ronde is my sister round the brother? Yes, what's up? 15 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 1: What's up? Man? What's up? Somebody them broke in the house, 16 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: taking the house right now. I'm in the hold on, 17 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, damn, I batter. Can't hear 18 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: what you're saying. Somebody that what somebody them broken house? 19 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: I want to hear you wispering because they're in the 20 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: house right now. I'm wait a minute, with a minute, 21 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: you're saying somebody that broken the hold and they steal 22 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 1: in there. Somebody, I'm broke in the house. I'm getting 23 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: the house. Now, hold on. You're saying somebody that broke 24 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: it to you damn house and they steal in there. Yes, 25 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: what you're doing see nothing? Now why you ain't called 26 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: the police. I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet 27 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on. Hold on, Well, 28 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to do man. You're saying, somebody in house, 29 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:11,399 Speaker 1: in your damn house. White not just okay? Wait where 30 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: you live at? Where you live at? Thirty six? Straight? 31 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: Because I'm a thirty two and a half, you know what? 32 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:21,119 Speaker 1: Hold on after the call? Long? Wait wait, wait man, 33 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: you know what what? Wait a minute? Don't God please, 34 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: you've seen you to the hold somebody you know frona 35 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: kill you and you're talking about you don't want them 36 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: arrest it. We got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. 37 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: Wait a minute? Wait wait, Nah, you're saying hold on, 38 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: you're saying, don't call the damn long, don call week 39 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: They got its in Nickels in the house doing. Man, 40 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: what you got? Man, you know what is bad? Doc? 41 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: You know what you've seen your something that that's probably 42 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,239 Speaker 1: while they're in the house. Now you have set you 43 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: up in the house. That's who in there there, that's 44 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: I guarantee you that what you what you got in there? Actually, 45 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: you know what, man, let me tell you something. I'm 46 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,679 Speaker 1: gonna tell you the best thing to do even doing 47 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: the people in your house right now, you need the juster. 48 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: Let me call the man. You need to let me 49 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 1: call the day. I'm long. I'm gonna tell you right 50 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: now you can't get that. I'm gonna put you know what, Man, 51 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna don't you'll say that now. I'm gonna tell 52 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: you that I get called alone, I get calling alone. 53 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: Hold on, I get my wife the call right now. 54 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: Don't call the police. Don't call because it's too much 55 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: liga my wife. Don't God, Man, but I'm gonna tell 56 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: you something I can't do it. Thank you for to 57 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: go down there. Now. I'm gonna tell you something I 58 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: could just fold. They don't even call it that. I'm low. 59 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: You know what, man, looking at dos Can'll be honest 60 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: with you. I'm I ain't gonna go down there. I'm 61 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: gonna tell you right there now, you know what. The 62 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: first thing I'm gonna tell you now Now, I ain't 63 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: gonna take my down there first of us. They may 64 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: be tapping my damn lying and I ain't got to 65 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: do with this. You're gonna get dot man. I could 66 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: call a no One one they didn't look. Go ahead 67 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: and call them because you know what, You're gonna get 68 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: your chill down there, and they don't know who you are. Man, 69 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 1: you know what, And I ain't gonna steal on this 70 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 1: on with you so they can find out, you know what, 71 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 1: call it lot. I ain't getting that. I ain't man, 72 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: you must get there. Pool ain't gonna get an that one. 73 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Doc. 74 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,840 Speaker 1: I call it low after they had my wife right now, 75 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: you know what. You may not like it now, but 76 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: you appreciate me later because you know when you're to 77 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 1: get your monkhead. Wait a minute, wait a minute, just west, 78 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 1: but I think I think, man, you know what, this 79 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: is some crazy doc. You to set your up say nothing. 80 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to stop up for one. Don't getting 81 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: down my coming damn low, damn fool. You better keep 82 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 1: your my cats in that closet. I'm gonna tell you 83 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,159 Speaker 1: right now, you're a damn fool. You walk ou because 84 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you not. They show gonna kill your 85 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 1: stupid and you know what, I ain't gonna lie to you. Man. 86 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: The only thing I can tell you, damn I'm called 87 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,720 Speaker 1: a law. You're fenna go down, and I'm gonna tell 88 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: you not. I ain't going down with I don't know 89 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: why you really even call me unless you want to help, 90 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't to 91 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,479 Speaker 1: jump in the eyes of myself nor my damn family. 92 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: I want the thing I could do. I can help 93 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: you out in one way. I'm called a law now. 94 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 1: My wife's got a cellphone. What you want me to do? 95 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,840 Speaker 1: You get me? You must be a damn fool. I'm not. 96 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: I ain't going down, but I ain't going you know what. Man. 97 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 1: Look look, I can't get in there, and my wife 98 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 1: did not to count the police. I'm gonna tell you 99 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: right now, they're gonna calm. Can you Can you hear me? 100 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: You can hear you? Your damn mouth shut up, s 101 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: shut your damn mouth right now? Can you hear me 102 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: shut out. I don't know then that's why. Then shoot 103 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: the shot and don't peek out that damn dope. Can 104 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 1: I say something, man, you need to shut your damn mouse. 105 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 106 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 1: You know what, you just got franked by? Man, y'all 107 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: y'all something dirty? I do? Dare well, man, dog, you 108 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: just got branked by your boy wind. Man. I'm sweating 109 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 1: like hey, up in this damn house withdrawns. Ooh, man, 110 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: you stood up here. I want to play with man. 111 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,159 Speaker 1: Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are 112 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 1: you sweating? It was for the dot because I damn 113 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: sure know wants to come down to the house. That's 114 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 1: a show. I know you weren't coming to that. I 115 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 1: heard it in your voice. I say, okay, you know what, 116 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 1: he ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be 117 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 1: here right now. Man, I might need to take off 118 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: the word board. Hey, let me ask you something, man, 119 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land. K't 120 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show. That Nephew Tommy. 121 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah are 122 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: you talking about Rhonda Brothers? Black women? Women? Women? They 123 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: were man, you lie, shut you damn out shut. You're 124 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna get your more cask right now? What 125 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: you want me to do? I'm calling off. But that's 126 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: all I can do. I ain't coming down there, I 127 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: ain't coming down. I ain't got nothing to do with 128 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 1: this here. I'm calling off. What you want me to do? What? 129 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: Very what you want me to do? I don't know 130 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 1: how you come up with him? Tell me, I really 131 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 1: don't left. Surely, let me explain something to you. A 132 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: lot of people use the right side of it. Yeah, 133 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: I used the majority of the time, Okay, And that's 134 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: where all the creative stuff is. It's on the left. 135 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,600 Speaker 1: But a lot of people don't know that. A lot 136 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: of people don't know how to go there and use 137 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: that side. Some people are just stuck on the right. 138 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 1: And you know, I'm just happen to people like that. Well, 139 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,199 Speaker 1: thank you for breaking that down in your brain to 140 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: the left. Okay, what every everything he does in his 141 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 1: brain to the left, all right, thank you left brained people? 142 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,840 Speaker 1: All right? Up next it is the Strawberry letter subject 143 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 1: I can't stand a sorry man, we'll get into the 144 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 1: letter right after this. Whatever, that's not the letter. You're 145 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.