WEBVTT - Enya is drunk and bored 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:25.520 This episode, the zoom another zoom. 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:29.920 I am going crazy. I'm literally gonna do meth or something. 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.280 I'm going crazy. It's so boring in Miami. I'm gonna 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:33.000 kill myself. 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:35.280 And you're texted me and Kaya saying that she was 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.680 going to kill herself for fun because she's so bored. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:42.360 I think a drunk alone, which was concerning. 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:44.840 Which isn't a lie. Actually it's technically a lie because 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:46.920 I made my parents drink with me because I'm so bored. 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:50.080 So I made my parents drink soji with me, because. 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:52.920 I made Luna like drink with me because I didn't 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:56.200 want to drink alone. So I lucky thick shots and. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.720 She like was just fucked up, but you knock out. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.040 She usually in such a lightweight. She was being like crazy, 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.520 like crazy girl, like bag of chips on the head. 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:10.880 Here is my soju and tonic water in my Sephora 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.240 Beauty rogue points cup that my parents scupt. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:18.520 It's always that damn Sephora rogue sale. I'm telling you, 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:19.640 bro kind of on trend. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:21.839 It's like a dotted cup. Dots are on trend. 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:27.319 So wait, Victoria's secret pink Hello, bring it back. And 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.000 when I was a young little lad. When I was 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:32.000 a little boy, I would walk in there and just busted. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:39.920 Okay, what did you just say? That was not that's 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:44.440 actually you guys. Did you see the huge news about 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.640 Tricia mentioning me on her podcast, yes. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:48.720 And saying you were friends with. 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.240 Kind of a good podcast name God. 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.280 Okay, like who could have that name? Like we're just 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.040 the intercomments. Oh do they could keep their name though? 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:58.680 Right? I think so? 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:01.080 They started fo Yeah, they're. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:02.560 Like zoomin now for their podcast, and I kind of 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.720 like that vibe, but too, I love shows zoom in. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:08.519 You're nearly a third one now, Yeah, is he always there? 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:12.239 I think he's been there on occasion, and he's friends 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.520 with these good friends with Drew and friends with Dualipa. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:17.240 I'm ninety five percent sure. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:21.799 Yeah I saw that. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.160 And then someone was like, my favorite thing is neither 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:27.120 of these people know anything about each other's podcast because 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.080 like we don't like seriously like watch it in a 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:33.160 way like we're not sitting through full episodes. 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.480 So it's this thing of like we kind. 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.720 Of know what's happening on either side, but we really 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:39.840 have no idea what the fuck anybody's up to, and 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:44.079 we're just regurgitating like false information about each other. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:48.519 Way, Yeah, the lack of research was kind of darring, 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:51.800 like that's I'm dou Alipa's friend. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:53.760 I'm obsessed with that. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:56.960 Damn Kui, that's clouded. 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:58.520 That's really sick. 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:00.960 Eies up and it stuck. 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:02.200 Yeah. 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:04.640 Well, I had a dream that Drew died and it 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.280 made me so sad. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:10.440 In the dream, I woke up sobbing, like literally like 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:12.799 I woke up in pain and the I remember waking 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.120 up in the dream and I was like in a 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:16.679 room with O Ryan after it happened, and everybody went 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.000 back to normal. In the dream, like once Drew died, 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:22.840 things were zoomed as normal. Like I literally my manager 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:24.280 called me the next day and was like, hey, like, 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:26.480 you have this opportunity for a sponsor post and was 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.880 like talking to me like nothing fucking happened. 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:34.360 And I wouldn'd be like, oh, he's gone onto the 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:38.640 next like like that, I would freak out. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.040 Well, Kai, I was already freaking out, so I'd probably 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:43.040 freak out a little bit more. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:44.360 But it's not a competition. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:44.760 No. 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:45.800 In the dream, I was. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.320 Laying on the floor with my head like I was 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.080 say this is the wall. My body was like this 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.200 and this was my head and I was literally using 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.760 my feet to kick myself and hit my head on 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.000 the wall because I was in so much physical pain 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:59.280 from Drew's death and nobody was paying attention. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:00.800 And that's how I myself up. 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:02.880 And I'm convinced I was hitting my head against this 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.280 headboard in my dream and that's how I woke up. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.800 And I woke up and I cried, and then I 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:09.440 was like, oh my god, this is perfect for a 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:12.960 TikTok and but this was the only, like the last 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:22.200 saved sound I had. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:23.880 Yeah, oh you can't hear it. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:30.240 Yeah, it's the it's the song by what is nuts 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:34.839 uh n l e Choppa and it's uh. 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.640 Smell like I'm trying to eat that. I'm trying to 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:38.880 eat that as an a plussy. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:40.920 So that's that. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.760 Yeah, that's the song I would use for your memorial. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:49.680 I would love that. I have a funeral playlist. It's 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:51.320 it was supposed to be a surprise, like if I 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.200 randomly died. It's on my Spotify account. So when y'all 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.920 were like reminiscing and going through my like abs and ship, 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:58.919 which there are a few that are off limits. You 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:04.520 know that, But I have a funeral playlist that I 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:09.200 want played when I unfortunately pass away, not if when 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.599 that won't be happening. So confused when I'm in space right. 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:17.400 Now, shut the fuck up? Did you not change it? 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:21.000 No? MyKad, there we go. 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:27.320 We're back drew this you okay, Ian, this is professor 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.440 on the first day of class. What do you do? 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:36.039 I'm smashing I report because I want him to be 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.600 checked for guns. 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:43.560 I'm getting a d in failing so I can be 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.160 reprimanded after you can do off the south. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:50.520 Now, I'm literally like that audio of Natalie Nune on 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.200 TikTok that's like, so check her, her to her. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.920 Purse, Like that's me to you, so check him. 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.600 I've never seen the context of that clip like that audio, 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.440 and I need to know so badly while where she 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:05.680 was and why she was doing a gun check on 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.640 people's purses, like and who was the girl who she 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:09.800 pointed out and was like. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:13.440 Her too, her her? I just want to know, so 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:14.640 if anybody can tag me in. 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.640 That, yeah, let us know. Down in the comments below, 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:22.279 Kai is pissing me the fuck off off. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.960 Those fucking glasses you get too much attention sometimes, like 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:25.599 take them off. 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:27.560 Does it matter of if I have the glasses on? 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.800 Though it's too much sauce, it's too sexy. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:32.840 Like Philly, it looks good because I was like I 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.320 need these, but I feel like I look really normal 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:37.320 and not cool or special or anything. 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.360 You look fine, you know you look fine. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.680 I miss when you were insecure, so you would like 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:45.400 turn off the camera more. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:49.440 No hold on. I saw a TikTok where someone was like, oh, 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:52.159 it's another Zoom episode. I don't know who to focus on, 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:54.400 and it was of Indya and I was like, oh, 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.440 it's gonna be me next, it's gonna be and it 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:01.640 was fucking Kai and they literally made it a point 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:05.839 to ignore me. Ye huggy, I'm literally giving plug in 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:09.120 the fucking face I'm given like I'm like a disordered breathe, 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:13.880 fucking breathe, like it's over for me, like y'all got 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.240 thirsted over in that last episode and they just ignored 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:17.920 me and acted like I wasn't there and said the 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:19.320 vibe feels off. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:24.360 No no, no, no, no, no, you're missing the point 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.440 of that video was they feel really bad for Kai 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.480 because people usually ignore Kai and they knew they couldn't 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.680 ignore me because like, to ignore me, it would be 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:32.560 a dead giveaway. 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.040 Because I saw a comment. I went through the comments 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:36.360 and it was like, oh, thank you so much for 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:39.080 actually posting this. They were from a group chat that 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.240 was conspiring to give Kai confidence. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.120 Oh really, No, I just. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:50.120 Made Okay through every single gay friend that I have, 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.920 and I have hundreds of them wants to fuck you. 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:56.480 So no, ill hell thing I'm trying. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.320 To supposed to like be like all the hot girls 0:07:58.360 --> 0:07:59.840 I know, But I guess then it would be like 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.360 what me Orian see. 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:09.720 Kay's gay friends are like very trad and very like 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:16.640 like never we'll move on. I went to I went 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:23.960 to the Okay back it up so we all know. 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:27.000 I got sent it forty six trillion times on TikTok like, 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.640 people were making videos, People were texting me about it. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:34.880 My hometown. A time story was written about my hometown 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:36.920 and everybody was like, wait, this is fucking Grandberry. This 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:39.079 is crazy. People were so gooped by it that they 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:44.320 were emailing it to me. But basically the story goes 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:51.880 that this mega bitcoin mind was created in sort of 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.760 like a disenfranchised area of my town and the new 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:59.959 noise pollution was so bad that people were like literally 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.960 getting sick and having seizures and those bleeds, like freaking 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:03.679 the fuck out. 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:07.040 Like it's like not but it's not funny, But it's 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:11.199 funny because like imagine explaining that to somebody in like 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:15.359 eighteen forty two. You know, we're gonna have electric currency, 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.280 but it's so real to a point that it's giving 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.120 people literal sickness, like physical ailments. 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:26.000 Yeah, it was crazy, and so they complained, I don't know, 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.240 I'm on the fucking beach now, like hello. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.120 You are so annoying. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:40.640 H Oh my god, what the y'all are pissing me off? 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.360 Like we haven't said anything. This is the problem. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.800 Also, to let y'all know, we're doing this episode, it's 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.520 ten pm my time, in like nine pm Drew's time. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.440 So this is around the time where Drew becomes like 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:55.080 volatile and can't get past a few sentences without wanting 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:55.640 to go to bed. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:59.600 I'm creepy. I become creepy. I become a creepy Crawley. 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:05.160 But I was like, oh God, like these people are 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.680 literally getting sick, like that's tea, Like I believe it 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:12.880 because oh gong like the sound I've heard of like 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:16.079 noise sollution causing illnesses, and like it is sad because 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:20.160 these people moved from like inner cities for peace and quiet. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:23.440 So they built up their life and then like five 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:27.520 three two one years later they built a fucking bitcoin 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.520 mind not as loud as fucking The decibels at some 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:33.240 points were like reaching, like what it sounds like to 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.480 be inside of Times Square, which like if you've ever been, 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:40.040 it's hell on Earth. It's the loudest, most overstimulating place ever. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.319 Awful vibes. I think it's like eighty six decibels or 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.520 something like eighty nine decibels, which is loud as fuck, 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:50.839 especially for just like existing in like all day long. Well, 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.480 they built up this mine. Times got a hold of it, 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:57.000 wrote an article, did a couple of videos, and I 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.800 think they turned down the sound. They had a noise 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:03.040 per roof wall built up, and like it was whatever. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.679 Well I wanted to go and experience it for myself 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.600 and like see what all the fuss was about. So 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:13.240 me and my mom drove over there, and like we 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.600 all know I'm a hypochondriac. We all know that, like 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.760 the slightest little bit of like. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.880 I know your ass is not about to say what 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:22.240 I think. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:25.160 Just wait, the slightest amount of sickness enters my brain, 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:28.360 the thought of it, I become like hyper aware of it. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.280 It festers and it becomes a thing like that's who 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.720 I am as a person. Sorry, like placebo works on me. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.960 I don't know well, Like the closer we got on, ironically, 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:40.280 I started feeling like a pressure behind my eyes and 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.720 like in my sinuses, and I was like, what the 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:44.840 fuck is going on? And I was telling my mom 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.199 about it. Fuck y'all, like for real, I'm not. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:50.840 Now, keep going, keep going. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:55.320 Oh, I believe you. I believe you, Dreh. 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.560 So like I started feeling a pressure. No, y'all, don't buye. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:07.480 Like, bro, you are literally shitsu fronted, like you I know, 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.760 damn well. Your ass was like the fourteen year old 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.520 that if I gave you a cup of apple cider, 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:14.400 like sparkling apple cider, and I was like, oh, this 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.560 is champagne. You're about to be fucked up. Your ass 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:18.800 would have been rolling on the floor like twenty minutes later, 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.080 like oh I'm fucked. 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:23.800 Up, Drew, Drew, please come. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:28.240 Back, Drew. I believe you. You got sick. 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:30.360 I didn't kill myself. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:36.959 Bye, Drew, Drew, please tring your camera back on. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:44.560 Please, I believe you. Oh fuck, it's taking you so 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:46.880 long to do this bit. This is insane. 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:51.240 It played through my bruh so embarrazing and it was 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:55.200 so loud. I wish that the camera was on, but 0:12:55.840 --> 0:13:02.040 I opened Safari, can do it. I know it played 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.480 through my headphones. It was a gunshot like it was. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:08.040 It made me flinch in real life, we'll add one in. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:11.040 Look. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:15.920 But I was, oh my god, this is crazy. The rats. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:26.120 Like and see like you mean like I don't okay, Okay. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:30.960 I opened up Safari, and your mama's pussy vagina, stinky pussy, 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:35.280 fucking stinky box was pulled up all over it. Okay, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:40.000 But anyways, I drove to this place. I started feeling 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:41.320 a pressure behind my eyes and I was like, I'm 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:44.400 being facetious, like I'm making this up in my head 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:50.040 and my mom yeah, for Jesus foot fetishes, and he 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.520 was like, girl, shut the fuck up, like no, you don't, 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.880 and I was like, yeah, you're right, I don't. And 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:57.320 we like kind of hovered around there for literally like 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.440 an hour or two because I was trying to get videos. 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.319 I just ate it was kind of a pleasant sound. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.120 And then across the way was like a big open 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:06.360 field with beautiful trees, the sunset and locusts, and I 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.480 haven't heard locus in a very long time, so it 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.079 was just like a gorgeous scene. So we were kind 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.720 of just keing. And I also got a We were 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:13.600 hanging out in a church parking lot, and I took 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:16.679 videos for you and Oryan because it is the countiest 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:18.760 church I've ever seen in my life. Y'all are going 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:23.960 to gag over it. We'll insert it here. But I 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.960 was just chilling there and like on ironically, I started 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.200 feeling weird, and then my mom was like, I that's funny. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:33.160 I feel fine. I feel fine, like and I was like, yeah, 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:34.560 you're right, I'm making it up. And we were going 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:36.160 to try to sneak in, or I was gonna try 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.840 to sneak in, but it was literally like a complex 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.680 with like armed security guarden, security cameras. Because I was 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:42.520 just like, I. 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.240 Want to say, I guess there's probably how the people 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:46.440 who are trying to like hang around there. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:46.640 Now. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.320 Yeah, I would throw a rock in the fans and 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.480 fucking break the whole operation, but it's like a ten 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:53.560 million dollar operation or something like that. But like, anyways, 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:55.080 I started feeling weird. I kind of kept it to 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.280 myself after my mom was like you're fine. I was like, yeah, 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.960 you're right. Well, we were leaving and my mom just 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:05.640 starts violently coughing, Like she just starts violently violently coughing, 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.840 and she was like, what the fuck, Like what is this? 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.800 And then she started complaining about the same pressure behind 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.320 her eyes, in her in her neck right here like 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.760 behind her jaw, and just like pressure in her face. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.440 And she was like, oh my god, like I actually 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.080 do think like this is doing something. And she was 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.880 just like, imagine like living here like constantly, bitch, I'd 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:26.440 be having seizures too, Like what the fuck like? And 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:30.200 so she was like even like feeling it. So I 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:31.640 called Kai immediately after. 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:35.160 I called her so annoying, like. 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:37.960 The frequency of the sound or something like. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.360 I have no idea if it was like electric or 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:45.840 like invisible frequent or whatever invisible frequencies or like what 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:47.680 it was, but it was just like it was like 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:52.840 this deep, deep, deep humming sound and like fan sounds 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:57.680 and then just like indescribable like sound. It was just 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:00.720 so loud it was unbelievable. And then with the fucking 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:04.760 locuses like girl fuck that like hell on Earth for real, 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:10.520 probably wouldn't affect someone like me, just a tiny little 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:11.440 pea brain. 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.800 No, because I am strong willed by nature. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.040 Yeah, well you're beautiful today. Every time we get on Zoom, 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.880 I just get to see your beauty in four K 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.280 and it's thank you, thank you. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:24.880 Hey, he was. 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:28.200 Not talking to your fucking frail, sad looking ass like 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.520 you low key look like an oil sheet before I 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:31.520 blotted on my face. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:34.840 Well, I'm so sorry. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:42.040 What I look fucking disgusting. 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:46.080 So well, I'm insecure because I have a side part. 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:48.520 And I thought I was giving like twenty sixteen Battie, 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:51.280 but I kind of feel like I'm giving like Glee 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.720 Bethany Mota moment. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:59.320 Giving Sky a fuck. But and you're giving Ian and 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.680 you're giving Guy, and Drew is. 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:04.600 Giving, You're giving White Lotus. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:08.520 I'm giving like Weightcat. When I decide and that ship 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:11.240 comes out, I look like a like aay cat. It's cooked. 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.760 It's over because your hair, well it's because you have 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:14.960 that fucking green screen on. 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:17.720 Yeah, you're right, let's turn it on. 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:19.640 You're at the beach. You should take your shirt off. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:28.760 Anything for bay who I'll send you that idiot later. 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:34.400 Well, I decided, okay, So when the last episode went up, 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:40.320 the Olympics had like just actually started, and I have 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:42.720 been like trying to keep up. But I still think 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:50.880 that the Olympics are so confusing. Let me see, it's 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:52.120 not even bad. 0:17:52.680 --> 0:18:01.120 Hold on, let me turn the blur off. Kill out 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:04.959 the Golden gay Bridge, right fucking now, y'all aren't going 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:05.960 to prevent me, bitch? 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:08.480 Are there actually nets on that? 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:09.520 I don't know? 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:12.159 I don't think so I'm sorry, y'all. 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:17.080 Well, I still don't understand the Olympics. I don't understand 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:19.719 how long it's gonna last. But what I do understand 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:23.280 is that I cannot believe synchronized. 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:27.520 Swimming is an Olympic sport. Like I didn't. That never 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:30.240 crossed my mind that that would be worthy of Olympics. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:34.879 It's though it's insane, But I've also come to the 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:38.679 realization because we've seen synchronized swimmers in person before and 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:42.720 it made me so anxious and so uncomfortable, and I 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:44.680 could not focus, and it was freaking me the fuck 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:46.720 out because the whole time I was convinced that I 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.480 was going to see someone drown like I couldn't. I couldn't. 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:52.600 I just could not be president in the moment. And 0:18:52.640 --> 0:18:56.159 I was surfing through like all the Olympic channels and 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:58.399 I saw that, and I'm not kidding. I watched it 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:01.640 for like two seconds and had to stop because all 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:04.439 I can think about is trying to watch how often 0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:07.480 they breathe and think about how my body would feel 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.320 if I had to hold my breath and move around 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:13.159 like that. And then I start like inducing physical like 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:16.480 panic on myself, so I can't watch it, and I 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:19.639 just I will never be able to enjoy synchronized swimming 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:21.960 because it freaks me out. 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:24.000 Have you seen water Polo? 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:25.280 No? 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:27.400 I thought that was like, is that a real thing? 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:28.080 Yeah? 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:29.680 No, is that like Marco Polo? 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.960 No? No, it's like, uh, soccer with your hands in 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:36.280 water and they like scratch each other. 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:38.159 And shit, wait is it like deep water? 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:41.159 Yes, they're treading the whole time with their it's so 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.960 embarrassing looking, but like they are the most fit people 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:44.679 on this planet. 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:48.200 I am so sorry. Half the sports we do are 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:50.240 so weird. And they are so. 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:54.240 Bored, like I'm done talking about the fucking Olympics. 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:57.120 I guess yeah, we are giving them like quite us, 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:59.720 acting like we're giving the literal Olympic. 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.640 No, no, no, it's satanic, it's dark, it's sinister, it's evil. They 0:20:03.680 --> 0:20:07.440 recreated the in the opening ceremony. Bitch way opening ceremony. 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:10.679 I thought that was the brand. I thought we were 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:18.359 talking about the brand opening ceremony. Oh no, it was satanic, dark, evil, 0:20:18.359 --> 0:20:22.960 twisted like wicked vibes, demonic. No, I'm just kidding, but uh, 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:25.760 it's so fun to go through my mom's Facebook and 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:29.520 read it. There's thirty posts about it a day from 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:31.560 people like in Texas, like they. 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:33.040 Really actively watching it. 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:36.680 No, like the opening ceremony, they're oh thinking about it 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.479 because it was quote unquote demonic. And I was like, girl, one, 0:20:39.560 --> 0:20:41.640 it's the fucking fringe. They're weird as fuck. We all 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:45.800 know this, Like they're gonna do whatever they want to, Like, bitch, 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:49.000 your religion is not everybody's religion, so they're not targeting 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:52.000 your region. And then the third thing is, bitch, it 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:54.840 was like about a fucking Greek god or some shit. 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.680 Like I didn't watch it. 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:02.239 I think it's stupid to be mad about anyways, Like 0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:04.080 what I just don't understand. 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:09.640 I guess I'm a wabn Oh, my god, Steven has 0:21:09.640 --> 0:21:11.440 a ass out. 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:19.680 Well. I guess like maybe if we actually cared about 0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:23.000 religion and we like held it to a high standard 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:26.040