Speaker 1: This episode, the zoom another zoom.
Speaker 2: I am going crazy. I'm literally gonna do meth or something.
Speaker 2: I'm going crazy. It's so boring in Miami. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: kill myself.
Speaker 1: And you're texted me and Kaya saying that she was
Speaker 1: going to kill herself for fun because she's so bored.
Speaker 3: I think a drunk alone, which was concerning.
Speaker 4: Which isn't a lie. Actually it's technically a lie because
Speaker 4: I made my parents drink with me because I'm so bored.
Speaker 4: So I made my parents drink soji with me, because.
Speaker 1: I made Luna like drink with me because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to drink alone. So I lucky thick shots and.
Speaker 5: She like was just fucked up, but you knock out.
Speaker 1: She usually in such a lightweight. She was being like crazy,
Speaker 1: like crazy girl, like bag of chips on the head.
Speaker 4: Here is my soju and tonic water in my Sephora
Speaker 4: Beauty rogue points cup that my parents scupt.
Speaker 1: It's always that damn Sephora rogue sale. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: bro kind of on trend.
Speaker 2: It's like a dotted cup. Dots are on trend.
Speaker 1: So wait, Victoria's secret pink Hello, bring it back. And
Speaker 1: when I was a young little lad. When I was
Speaker 1: a little boy, I would walk in there and just busted.
Speaker 3: Okay, what did you just say? That was not that's
Speaker 3: actually you guys. Did you see the huge news about
Speaker 3: Tricia mentioning me on her podcast, yes.
Speaker 2: And saying you were friends with.
Speaker 1: Kind of a good podcast name God.
Speaker 2: Okay, like who could have that name? Like we're just
Speaker 2: the intercomments. Oh do they could keep their name though?
Speaker 1: Right? I think so?
Speaker 2: They started fo Yeah, they're.
Speaker 4: Like zoomin now for their podcast, and I kind of
Speaker 4: like that vibe, but too, I love shows zoom in.
Speaker 2: You're nearly a third one now, Yeah, is he always there?
Speaker 4: I think he's been there on occasion, and he's friends
Speaker 4: with these good friends with Drew and friends with Dualipa.
Speaker 1: I'm ninety five percent sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah I saw that.
Speaker 4: And then someone was like, my favorite thing is neither
Speaker 4: of these people know anything about each other's podcast because
Speaker 4: like we don't like seriously like watch it in a
Speaker 4: way like we're not sitting through full episodes.
Speaker 2: So it's this thing of like we kind.
Speaker 4: Of know what's happening on either side, but we really
Speaker 4: have no idea what the fuck anybody's up to, and
Speaker 4: we're just regurgitating like false information about each other.
Speaker 3: Way, Yeah, the lack of research was kind of darring,
Speaker 3: like that's I'm dou Alipa's friend.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with that.
Speaker 1: Damn Kui, that's clouded.
Speaker 3: That's really sick.
Speaker 1: Eies up and it stuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I had a dream that Drew died and it
Speaker 2: made me so sad.
Speaker 4: In the dream, I woke up sobbing, like literally like
Speaker 4: I woke up in pain and the I remember waking
Speaker 4: up in the dream and I was like in a
Speaker 4: room with O Ryan after it happened, and everybody went
Speaker 4: back to normal. In the dream, like once Drew died,
Speaker 4: things were zoomed as normal. Like I literally my manager
Speaker 4: called me the next day and was like, hey, like,
Speaker 4: you have this opportunity for a sponsor post and was
Speaker 4: like talking to me like nothing fucking happened.
Speaker 1: And I wouldn'd be like, oh, he's gone onto the
Speaker 1: next like like that, I would freak out.
Speaker 4: Well, Kai, I was already freaking out, so I'd probably
Speaker 4: freak out a little bit more.
Speaker 3: But it's not a competition.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: In the dream, I was.
Speaker 4: Laying on the floor with my head like I was
Speaker 4: say this is the wall. My body was like this
Speaker 4: and this was my head and I was literally using
Speaker 4: my feet to kick myself and hit my head on
Speaker 4: the wall because I was in so much physical pain
Speaker 4: from Drew's death and nobody was paying attention.
Speaker 2: And that's how I myself up.
Speaker 4: And I'm convinced I was hitting my head against this
Speaker 4: headboard in my dream and that's how I woke up.
Speaker 4: And I woke up and I cried, and then I
Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, this is perfect for a
Speaker 4: TikTok and but this was the only, like the last
Speaker 4: saved sound I had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you can't hear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the it's the song by what is nuts
Speaker 3: uh n l e Choppa and it's uh.
Speaker 2: Smell like I'm trying to eat that. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: eat that as an a plussy.
Speaker 1: So that's that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the song I would use for your memorial.
Speaker 1: I would love that. I have a funeral playlist. It's
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be a surprise, like if I
Speaker 1: randomly died. It's on my Spotify account. So when y'all
Speaker 1: were like reminiscing and going through my like abs and ship,
Speaker 1: which there are a few that are off limits. You
Speaker 1: know that, But I have a funeral playlist that I
Speaker 1: want played when I unfortunately pass away, not if when
Speaker 1: that won't be happening. So confused when I'm in space right.
Speaker 2: Now, shut the fuck up? Did you not change it?
Speaker 1: No? MyKad, there we go.
Speaker 3: We're back drew this you okay, Ian, this is professor
Speaker 3: on the first day of class. What do you do?
Speaker 4: I'm smashing I report because I want him to be
Speaker 4: checked for guns.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a d in failing so I can be
Speaker 1: reprimanded after you can do off the south.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm literally like that audio of Natalie Nune on
Speaker 4: TikTok that's like, so check her, her to her.
Speaker 1: Purse, Like that's me to you, so check him.
Speaker 4: I've never seen the context of that clip like that audio,
Speaker 4: and I need to know so badly while where she
Speaker 4: was and why she was doing a gun check on
Speaker 4: people's purses, like and who was the girl who she
Speaker 4: pointed out and was like.
Speaker 2: Her too, her her? I just want to know, so
Speaker 2: if anybody can tag me in.
Speaker 1: That, yeah, let us know. Down in the comments below,
Speaker 1: Kai is pissing me the fuck off off.
Speaker 4: Those fucking glasses you get too much attention sometimes, like
Speaker 4: take them off.
Speaker 3: Does it matter of if I have the glasses on?
Speaker 1: Though it's too much sauce, it's too sexy.
Speaker 3: Like Philly, it looks good because I was like I
Speaker 3: need these, but I feel like I look really normal
Speaker 3: and not cool or special or anything.
Speaker 1: You look fine, you know you look fine.
Speaker 4: I miss when you were insecure, so you would like
Speaker 4: turn off the camera more.
Speaker 1: No hold on. I saw a TikTok where someone was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's another Zoom episode. I don't know who to focus on,
Speaker 1: and it was of Indya and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be me next, it's gonna be and it
Speaker 1: was fucking Kai and they literally made it a point
Speaker 1: to ignore me. Ye huggy, I'm literally giving plug in
Speaker 1: the fucking face I'm given like I'm like a disordered breathe,
Speaker 1: fucking breathe, like it's over for me, like y'all got
Speaker 1: thirsted over in that last episode and they just ignored
Speaker 1: me and acted like I wasn't there and said the
Speaker 1: vibe feels off.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no, you're missing the point
Speaker 6: of that video was they feel really bad for Kai
Speaker 6: because people usually ignore Kai and they knew they couldn't
Speaker 6: ignore me because like, to ignore me, it would be
Speaker 6: a dead giveaway.
Speaker 4: Because I saw a comment. I went through the comments
Speaker 4: and it was like, oh, thank you so much for
Speaker 4: actually posting this. They were from a group chat that
Speaker 4: was conspiring to give Kai confidence.
Speaker 5: Oh really, No, I just.
Speaker 3: Made Okay through every single gay friend that I have,
Speaker 3: and I have hundreds of them wants to fuck you.
Speaker 3: So no, ill hell thing I'm trying.
Speaker 4: To supposed to like be like all the hot girls
Speaker 4: I know, But I guess then it would be like
Speaker 4: what me Orian see.
Speaker 1: Kay's gay friends are like very trad and very like
Speaker 1: like never we'll move on. I went to I went
Speaker 1: to the Okay back it up so we all know.
Speaker 1: I got sent it forty six trillion times on TikTok like,
Speaker 1: people were making videos, People were texting me about it.
Speaker 1: My hometown. A time story was written about my hometown
Speaker 1: and everybody was like, wait, this is fucking Grandberry. This
Speaker 1: is crazy. People were so gooped by it that they
Speaker 1: were emailing it to me. But basically the story goes
Speaker 1: that this mega bitcoin mind was created in sort of
Speaker 1: like a disenfranchised area of my town and the new
Speaker 1: noise pollution was so bad that people were like literally
Speaker 1: getting sick and having seizures and those bleeds, like freaking
Speaker 1: the fuck out.
Speaker 4: Like it's like not but it's not funny, But it's
Speaker 4: funny because like imagine explaining that to somebody in like
Speaker 4: eighteen forty two. You know, we're gonna have electric currency,
Speaker 4: but it's so real to a point that it's giving
Speaker 4: people literal sickness, like physical ailments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy, and so they complained, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm on the fucking beach now, like hello.
Speaker 2: You are so annoying.
Speaker 1: H Oh my god, what the y'all are pissing me off?
Speaker 2: Like we haven't said anything. This is the problem.
Speaker 4: Also, to let y'all know, we're doing this episode, it's
Speaker 4: ten pm my time, in like nine pm Drew's time.
Speaker 4: So this is around the time where Drew becomes like
Speaker 4: volatile and can't get past a few sentences without wanting
Speaker 4: to go to bed.
Speaker 1: I'm creepy. I become creepy. I become a creepy Crawley.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh God, like these people are
Speaker 1: literally getting sick, like that's tea, Like I believe it
Speaker 1: because oh gong like the sound I've heard of like
Speaker 1: noise sollution causing illnesses, and like it is sad because
Speaker 1: these people moved from like inner cities for peace and quiet.
Speaker 1: So they built up their life and then like five
Speaker 1: three two one years later they built a fucking bitcoin
Speaker 1: mind not as loud as fucking The decibels at some
Speaker 1: points were like reaching, like what it sounds like to
Speaker 1: be inside of Times Square, which like if you've ever been,
Speaker 1: it's hell on Earth. It's the loudest, most overstimulating place ever.
Speaker 1: Awful vibes. I think it's like eighty six decibels or
Speaker 1: something like eighty nine decibels, which is loud as fuck,
Speaker 1: especially for just like existing in like all day long. Well,
Speaker 1: they built up this mine. Times got a hold of it,
Speaker 1: wrote an article, did a couple of videos, and I
Speaker 1: think they turned down the sound. They had a noise
Speaker 1: per roof wall built up, and like it was whatever.
Speaker 1: Well I wanted to go and experience it for myself
Speaker 1: and like see what all the fuss was about. So
Speaker 1: me and my mom drove over there, and like we
Speaker 1: all know I'm a hypochondriac. We all know that, like
Speaker 1: the slightest little bit of like.
Speaker 2: I know your ass is not about to say what
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Just wait, the slightest amount of sickness enters my brain,
Speaker 1: the thought of it, I become like hyper aware of it.
Speaker 1: It festers and it becomes a thing like that's who
Speaker 1: I am as a person. Sorry, like placebo works on me.
Speaker 1: I don't know well, Like the closer we got on, ironically,
Speaker 1: I started feeling like a pressure behind my eyes and
Speaker 1: like in my sinuses, and I was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is going on? And I was telling my mom
Speaker 1: about it. Fuck y'all, like for real, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Now, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3: Oh, I believe you. I believe you, Dreh.
Speaker 1: So like I started feeling a pressure. No, y'all, don't buye.
Speaker 4: Like, bro, you are literally shitsu fronted, like you I know,
Speaker 4: damn well. Your ass was like the fourteen year old
Speaker 4: that if I gave you a cup of apple cider,
Speaker 4: like sparkling apple cider, and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is champagne. You're about to be fucked up. Your ass
Speaker 4: would have been rolling on the floor like twenty minutes later,
Speaker 4: like oh I'm fucked.
Speaker 3: Up, Drew, Drew, please come.
Speaker 2: Back, Drew. I believe you. You got sick.
Speaker 1: I didn't kill myself.
Speaker 3: Bye, Drew, Drew, please tring your camera back on.
Speaker 2: Please, I believe you. Oh fuck, it's taking you so
Speaker 2: long to do this bit. This is insane.
Speaker 1: It played through my bruh so embarrazing and it was
Speaker 1: so loud. I wish that the camera was on, but
Speaker 1: I opened Safari, can do it. I know it played
Speaker 1: through my headphones. It was a gunshot like it was.
Speaker 1: It made me flinch in real life, we'll add one in.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 1: But I was, oh my god, this is crazy. The rats.
Speaker 2: Like and see like you mean like I don't okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: I opened up Safari, and your mama's pussy vagina, stinky pussy,
Speaker 1: fucking stinky box was pulled up all over it. Okay,
Speaker 1: But anyways, I drove to this place. I started feeling
Speaker 1: a pressure behind my eyes and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: being facetious, like I'm making this up in my head
Speaker 1: and my mom yeah, for Jesus foot fetishes, and he
Speaker 1: was like, girl, shut the fuck up, like no, you don't,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, you're right, I don't. And
Speaker 1: we like kind of hovered around there for literally like
Speaker 1: an hour or two because I was trying to get videos.
Speaker 1: I just ate it was kind of a pleasant sound.
Speaker 1: And then across the way was like a big open
Speaker 1: field with beautiful trees, the sunset and locusts, and I
Speaker 1: haven't heard locus in a very long time, so it
Speaker 1: was just like a gorgeous scene. So we were kind
Speaker 1: of just keing. And I also got a We were
Speaker 1: hanging out in a church parking lot, and I took
Speaker 1: videos for you and Oryan because it is the countiest
Speaker 1: church I've ever seen in my life. Y'all are going
Speaker 1: to gag over it. We'll insert it here. But I
Speaker 1: was just chilling there and like on ironically, I started
Speaker 1: feeling weird, and then my mom was like, I that's funny.
Speaker 1: I feel fine. I feel fine, like and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, I'm making it up. And we were going
Speaker 1: to try to sneak in, or I was gonna try
Speaker 1: to sneak in, but it was literally like a complex
Speaker 1: with like armed security guarden, security cameras. Because I was
Speaker 1: just like, I.
Speaker 4: Want to say, I guess there's probably how the people
Speaker 4: who are trying to like hang around there.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would throw a rock in the fans and
Speaker 1: fucking break the whole operation, but it's like a ten
Speaker 1: million dollar operation or something like that. But like, anyways,
Speaker 1: I started feeling weird. I kind of kept it to
Speaker 1: myself after my mom was like you're fine. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Well, we were leaving and my mom just
Speaker 1: starts violently coughing, Like she just starts violently violently coughing,
Speaker 1: and she was like, what the fuck, Like what is this?
Speaker 1: And then she started complaining about the same pressure behind
Speaker 1: her eyes, in her in her neck right here like
Speaker 1: behind her jaw, and just like pressure in her face.
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh my god, like I actually
Speaker 1: do think like this is doing something. And she was
Speaker 1: just like, imagine like living here like constantly, bitch, I'd
Speaker 1: be having seizures too, Like what the fuck like? And
Speaker 1: so she was like even like feeling it. So I
Speaker 1: called Kai immediately after.
Speaker 2: I called her so annoying, like.
Speaker 3: The frequency of the sound or something like.
Speaker 1: I have no idea if it was like electric or
Speaker 1: like invisible frequent or whatever invisible frequencies or like what
Speaker 1: it was, but it was just like it was like
Speaker 1: this deep, deep, deep humming sound and like fan sounds
Speaker 1: and then just like indescribable like sound. It was just
Speaker 1: so loud it was unbelievable. And then with the fucking
Speaker 1: locuses like girl fuck that like hell on Earth for real,
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't affect someone like me, just a tiny little
Speaker 1: pea brain.
Speaker 2: No, because I am strong willed by nature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're beautiful today. Every time we get on Zoom,
Speaker 1: I just get to see your beauty in four K
Speaker 1: and it's thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Hey, he was.
Speaker 4: Not talking to your fucking frail, sad looking ass like
Speaker 4: you low key look like an oil sheet before I
Speaker 4: blotted on my face.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: What I look fucking disgusting.
Speaker 4: So well, I'm insecure because I have a side part.
Speaker 4: And I thought I was giving like twenty sixteen Battie,
Speaker 4: but I kind of feel like I'm giving like Glee
Speaker 4: Bethany Mota moment.
Speaker 1: Giving Sky a fuck. But and you're giving Ian and
Speaker 1: you're giving Guy, and Drew is.
Speaker 2: Giving, You're giving White Lotus.
Speaker 1: I'm giving like Weightcat. When I decide and that ship
Speaker 1: comes out, I look like a like aay cat. It's cooked.
Speaker 4: It's over because your hair, well it's because you have
Speaker 4: that fucking green screen on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, let's turn it on.
Speaker 3: You're at the beach. You should take your shirt off.
Speaker 1: Anything for bay who I'll send you that idiot later.
Speaker 4: Well, I decided, okay, So when the last episode went up,
Speaker 4: the Olympics had like just actually started, and I have
Speaker 4: been like trying to keep up. But I still think
Speaker 4: that the Olympics are so confusing. Let me see, it's
Speaker 4: not even bad.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me turn the blur off. Kill out
Speaker 1: the Golden gay Bridge, right fucking now, y'all aren't going
Speaker 1: to prevent me, bitch?
Speaker 2: Are there actually nets on that?
Speaker 5: I don't know?
Speaker 1: I don't think so I'm sorry, y'all.
Speaker 4: Well, I still don't understand the Olympics. I don't understand
Speaker 4: how long it's gonna last. But what I do understand
Speaker 4: is that I cannot believe synchronized.
Speaker 2: Swimming is an Olympic sport. Like I didn't. That never
Speaker 2: crossed my mind that that would be worthy of Olympics.
Speaker 4: It's though it's insane, But I've also come to the
Speaker 4: realization because we've seen synchronized swimmers in person before and
Speaker 4: it made me so anxious and so uncomfortable, and I
Speaker 4: could not focus, and it was freaking me the fuck
Speaker 4: out because the whole time I was convinced that I
Speaker 4: was going to see someone drown like I couldn't. I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I just could not be president in the moment. And
Speaker 4: I was surfing through like all the Olympic channels and
Speaker 4: I saw that, and I'm not kidding. I watched it
Speaker 4: for like two seconds and had to stop because all
Speaker 4: I can think about is trying to watch how often
Speaker 4: they breathe and think about how my body would feel
Speaker 4: if I had to hold my breath and move around
Speaker 4: like that. And then I start like inducing physical like
Speaker 4: panic on myself, so I can't watch it, and I
Speaker 4: just I will never be able to enjoy synchronized swimming
Speaker 4: because it freaks me out.
Speaker 1: Have you seen water Polo?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I thought that was like, is that a real thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, is that like Marco Polo?
Speaker 1: No? No, it's like, uh, soccer with your hands in
Speaker 1: water and they like scratch each other.
Speaker 2: And shit, wait is it like deep water?
Speaker 1: Yes, they're treading the whole time with their it's so
Speaker 1: embarrassing looking, but like they are the most fit people
Speaker 1: on this planet.
Speaker 2: I am so sorry. Half the sports we do are
Speaker 2: so weird. And they are so.
Speaker 1: Bored, like I'm done talking about the fucking Olympics.
Speaker 4: I guess yeah, we are giving them like quite us,
Speaker 4: acting like we're giving the literal Olympic.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's satanic, it's dark, it's sinister, it's evil. They
Speaker 1: recreated the in the opening ceremony. Bitch way opening ceremony.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the brand. I thought we were
Speaker 1: talking about the brand opening ceremony. Oh no, it was satanic, dark, evil,
Speaker 1: twisted like wicked vibes, demonic. No, I'm just kidding, but uh,
Speaker 1: it's so fun to go through my mom's Facebook and
Speaker 1: read it. There's thirty posts about it a day from
Speaker 1: people like in Texas, like they.
Speaker 2: Really actively watching it.
Speaker 1: No, like the opening ceremony, they're oh thinking about it
Speaker 1: because it was quote unquote demonic. And I was like, girl, one,
Speaker 1: it's the fucking fringe. They're weird as fuck. We all
Speaker 1: know this, Like they're gonna do whatever they want to, Like, bitch,
Speaker 1: your religion is not everybody's religion, so they're not targeting
Speaker 1: your region. And then the third thing is, bitch, it
Speaker 1: was like about a fucking Greek god or some shit.
Speaker 2: Like I didn't watch it.
Speaker 4: I think it's stupid to be mad about anyways, Like
Speaker 4: what I just don't understand.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm a wabn Oh, my god, Steven has
Speaker 1: a ass out.
Speaker 4: Well. I guess like maybe if we actually cared about
Speaker 4: religion and we like held it to a high standard
Speaker 4: of faith and acknowledgment, then that would offend us.
Speaker 2: But I can't think of anything that would make me mad.
Speaker 4: Like to me, this is the craziest comparison I will
Speaker 4: ever make, trust and believe.
Speaker 2: I know it's crazy, but it'd be.
Speaker 4: Like if somebody got me tickets and they were like,
Speaker 4: we got you tickets see halland Oates and I was
Speaker 4: under the impression that Hallan Oates was not beeping. They
Speaker 4: fucked with each other heavy, and they were doing a
Speaker 4: reunion tour and I went.
Speaker 2: And it was a cover band of hal and Oats.
Speaker 4: That is like the only way I can describe would
Speaker 4: be like me watching somebody reenact like what was it
Speaker 4: the Last Supper? Because I hold whole of notes to
Speaker 4: such a high standard and I like praise their music,
Speaker 4: So I would assume that's how someone feels about God.
Speaker 2: Question mark, maybe they feel deeper.
Speaker 4: I don't fucking know, But like, why would that make
Speaker 4: you mad? Like you know what the last opera was?
Speaker 4: Like seeing a bootleg of it, It's like it's like
Speaker 4: you went on t moon you found like a fake bag.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't be mad about it. Like, I don't know
Speaker 4: how to describe it. It just doesn't make sense to me
Speaker 4: why people get so bought her.
Speaker 1: Because they all have ego mania. They're literally ego maniacs.
Speaker 1: They're wicked, evil, dark people that think everything's about them
Speaker 1: and it truly never is. But yeah, well do you guys.
Speaker 3: See the South Korean sharpshooter video?
Speaker 1: I was just about yahr my phone. I got the
Speaker 1: new update that makes it invisible.
Speaker 3: That is the coolest person that existed.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, or literally or a.
Speaker 3: Feel like they have a similar press since.
Speaker 1: I didn't America win, We're we got shooters, fucking school
Speaker 1: shooters and ship.
Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like I'd say that they have like
Speaker 3: a very similar presence that I do. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean? But I don't even need all like like
Speaker 3: the gun or the cool outfit. But I feel I think.
Speaker 2: You walk into the room and that is the energy
Speaker 2: you give people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like shooter.
Speaker 4: Yes, I guess yeah, actually true, that's a good point.
Speaker 4: I guess you do walk into a room and usually
Speaker 4: people clutch their purse. They kind of turn their back,
Speaker 4: but like all the way so.
Speaker 2: That they could keep their peripheral like viewing. O.
Speaker 3: No, I guess I does I walk into a room people,
Speaker 3: I have the same presence as an Olympic athlete. I
Speaker 3: think we can.
Speaker 2: No one knows who you are and no one gives
Speaker 2: a fuck, like say, swear bitch.
Speaker 4: If I wasn't seeing these bitches tiktoks about their fucking
Speaker 4: bed and the village and switching pins, I wouldn't know them,
Speaker 4: and God bless them because like they don't know me either, bitch.
Speaker 4: One am I the Olympian of an going podcast? Like
Speaker 4: I'm not shit.
Speaker 1: Either, Team captain for the male podcasting.
Speaker 4: I hate how much that made me laugh when you Yeah.
Speaker 7: Did you get that video like the because I didn't
Speaker 7: see you on TikTok anywhere. I didn't even know they
Speaker 7: did those crazy fireworks at the Olympics, so when you
Speaker 7: posted it it felt like you paid somebody on fiver
Speaker 7: to render that.
Speaker 3: Also, it was so compressed, I was like it was
Speaker 3: like three fixel.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. I mean, it literally was tiny. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck I'm saying. Oh yeah, it
Speaker 1: was hilarious. It was goofy vibes. I was feeling myself
Speaker 1: and the amount of people that saw the Eiffel Tower
Speaker 1: photo that thought it was real, genuinely horrifying that I
Speaker 1: know in real life did not know.
Speaker 5: I was joking.
Speaker 2: Well, the people from home or like anybody who lives in.
Speaker 1: La La people, Oh wow, No, that's a funny. I
Speaker 1: was gagged by it. But yeah, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what the like I was saying.
Speaker 3: I wasn't fooled by that for a second because I
Speaker 3: know you're a fucking liar.
Speaker 2: Okay, shut up, turn off your camera.
Speaker 1: Go yeah, okay, wait, can can someone edit me? Please?
Speaker 2: Hold on? True You're hot.
Speaker 1: One of those candidate edits where I'm like like.
Speaker 2: Are you serving?
Speaker 4: Like do all these do you want of like like
Speaker 4: playing with your hands, and then being like what, like, oh, well,
Speaker 4: well shit.
Speaker 1: No, I'm still getting editing material.
Speaker 2: Well we said this, I like talked about this on
Speaker 2: the last.
Speaker 4: True I talked about this on the last episode we
Speaker 4: did in the set, but I'm still thinking about it,
Speaker 4: especially like I'm back home in Miami, and a few
Speaker 4: things getting ready to do the podcast, Like because bitch,
Speaker 4: I looked like shit twenty minutes ago, so I had
Speaker 4: to do my makeup and like fix my hair even
Speaker 4: though it still looks like shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I feel like.
Speaker 4: Getting ready late at night reminded me of like being
Speaker 4: a teenager and just being at home with my parents
Speaker 4: and bored as hell in the summertime, like doing my
Speaker 4: makeup for no reason just to get on like the
Speaker 4: internet and post a thirst strap and I fully oh,
Speaker 4: And that led me to another thought, Like I was
Speaker 4: just thinking about things that I felt very deeply about
Speaker 4: in terms of the Internet when I was younger, and
Speaker 4: one of them was one of my first memories of
Speaker 4: using the Internet was getting on YouTube and watching the
Speaker 4: Beauty and a Beat music video so many times. Because
Speaker 4: I already said this to Drian Kai, but like, I
Speaker 4: genuinely believed that I would go to a party like
Speaker 4: that at some point in my life. Mind you, it
Speaker 4: never occurred to me that that video, also Drew is
Speaker 4: filmed at a fucking water park.
Speaker 2: I thought that was someone's backyard outright. No it's not.
Speaker 1: It's bullshit.
Speaker 4: I don't think it is. That's there's no way that's
Speaker 4: someone's backyard. I think it's a little water park.
Speaker 1: I've seen people with lazy rivers in their backyard. I
Speaker 1: think it might be someone's house.
Speaker 4: That kind of wealth is gluttonous and you are going
Speaker 4: to burn in hell. You may be living a cushy, soft,
Speaker 4: awesome life right now, but you will burn for your
Speaker 4: fucking sins. If you are rich enough to have a
Speaker 4: lazy river in your backyard, I hope you drowning it.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh my god.
Speaker 4: No, this has to no drew, this has to be
Speaker 4: This has to be at a water farm.
Speaker 1: Where was beauty in the beat? Justin bieber Nicki Minaj
Speaker 1: filmed filmed in a swimming pool at Raging Waters in
Speaker 1: San Dimas, California.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, you scared the fuck out of me.
Speaker 4: Anyways, I was under the impression when I was like
Speaker 4: thirteen fourteen that that was somebody's backyard. Like I fully
Speaker 4: believed that, And I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 4: cannot wait to get out of Miami and like go
Speaker 4: and have a party like this in La because I
Speaker 4: thought it was in La, like at somebody's house, And
Speaker 4: if only I knew that the pure real joy of
Speaker 4: being like twenty five, what I would be doing.
Speaker 2: Like, you can't do that because well it's it gonna
Speaker 2: make me really fucking sad.
Speaker 1: Feels like we're.
Speaker 4: You can't do that because I've been practicing with this
Speaker 4: whole situation. I've been practicing avoidance, like pure avoidance, no thoughts,
Speaker 4: no saying right, like, don't talk about it. Any team
Speaker 4: member wants to talk about it, I'm like, don't, don't
Speaker 4: because I'm not even.
Speaker 2: Home, so don't don't worry me with home troubles.
Speaker 1: I'm not there exactly, and I feel bad for being
Speaker 1: so unavailable, but like it's protecting myself. Well the mount
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I died by the way.
Speaker 3: Hi, No, I didn't. I just you know, and you
Speaker 3: told me to turn off.
Speaker 2: Okay, keep going.
Speaker 1: Through any can you fixture your camera? By the way,
Speaker 1: it's like driving me insane, Like you.
Speaker 2: This little line.
Speaker 1: No, you just look rancid and ugly, and I think
Speaker 1: it's I'll put on hair. I think you got a
Speaker 1: filter on that's making you really ugly.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have any filter on. So an you
Speaker 2: want to do that? Did that look good? Oh?
Speaker 1: Wait? You I can put filters for real on huh,
Speaker 1: I see you see me?
Speaker 4: Okay, we need to stop because we do this thing
Speaker 4: where sometimes we just get sidetarcked and we start like
Speaker 4: playing around.
Speaker 1: No, for real, the amount of videos, I swear to God,
Speaker 1: God is testing me, playing games with my fucking mind.
Speaker 1: He knows how serious I take these videos, and it
Speaker 1: has taken everything in me to just start ignoring them.
Speaker 1: But the amount of videos I'm getting that say ignore
Speaker 1: this in August will be the worst month of your life.
Speaker 1: Ignore this in your mind, it's like ignore this like
Speaker 1: the gig is gonna fall off, or like whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2: Your dick is gonna fall off.
Speaker 1: It's actually absurd. I'm not kidding. It's one in every
Speaker 1: ten videos, and I click not interested on every single
Speaker 1: one of them, and fucking TikTok keeps feeding them to me,
Speaker 1: And like I'm like, is God like actually trying to
Speaker 1: tell me something? Like do I really need to do
Speaker 1: this chain mail? I've been doing them again?
Speaker 2: Wait, is God trying to like tell me something? Do
Speaker 2: I actually have to send this text to ten people?
Speaker 2: If my crush is gonna kiss me tomorrow?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Is God talking to me right now?
Speaker 4: But like fucked up as even as kids like we
Speaker 4: still were so desperate for manifestation because it's like in
Speaker 4: your adulthood.
Speaker 2: We all knew.
Speaker 4: Damn well that those text chain mails would not do shit.
Speaker 4: We knew deep down it was a thing at school.
Speaker 4: Everybody knew that it wasn't real. But if somebody texted
Speaker 4: me saying my crush would hug me tomorrow, if I
Speaker 4: sent that shit to twenty five people, I don't even
Speaker 4: have twenty five numbers in my fucking androide phone, and
Speaker 4: I am sending that out to twenty five random numbers.
Speaker 2: Did you ever have you ever interact with a well
Speaker 2: like phone book? You said a woman?
Speaker 1: Now, yes, all the time, like the boobs, sandbag boobs,
Speaker 1: like hedgehog cubes.
Speaker 2: Oh hell about.
Speaker 4: Wait before I go on to my yellow books thing,
Speaker 4: I interrupted you. Those aren't real, Drew, and your month
Speaker 4: will just be normal.
Speaker 2: Those aren't real.
Speaker 4: Also, you keep getting them because you watch them through
Speaker 4: and you use them, you put them in your drafts.
Speaker 2: That's why you keep kidding them.
Speaker 1: As of late, I have been not interesting them, and
Speaker 1: then I'm not kidding. I got fifty like in the
Speaker 1: past two days. So I was like Okay, like this
Speaker 1: is unbelievable, and I actually have to start using these
Speaker 1: sounds I don't know. But also, this is fucking ceo,
Speaker 1: this is tea. This is how I know I'm loved.
Speaker 1: I don't need those silly, fucking edits. I don't need
Speaker 1: all this bullshit. There is a word in here that
Speaker 1: I don't agree with, but other than that, this is
Speaker 1: how I know I'm special.
Speaker 2: Is this the victory you're saying how EXTENSI.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is actually really awesome.
Speaker 2: You better not feat your Philip sitting gay.
Speaker 4: Also, I saw somebody on TikTok like tagged us in
Speaker 4: dressing us up like and dressed to impress, and somebody
Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, I keep like dressing up
Speaker 4: as them for like like fashion icon or like like
Speaker 4: favorite celebrity and they're like, and I keep not even
Speaker 4: placing or getting last place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch, because nobody knows who the fuck we are.
Speaker 1: Like, if you know us, you're weird, but like in
Speaker 1: a cool way.
Speaker 2: But like you're the ondball, like in a good way,
Speaker 2: like Drew was saying.
Speaker 4: But it correct me have them being like shocked that
Speaker 4: they were getting last place.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'm bunk as fuck.
Speaker 3: I think you guys are awesome.
Speaker 2: Thank you Tie for that you could put your camera back.
Speaker 4: On only because oh my god, bruh, this motherfucker is
Speaker 4: always doing some shit like you look like those goofy
Speaker 4: ass fucking emojis people using slide shows for tiktoks.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I look cute like a little emoji. I
Speaker 3: look cute.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 4: Because like that looks like I don't like it because
Speaker 4: it looks like you're sucking dick, bro, Like it's really
Speaker 4: off putting.
Speaker 1: Y'all heard something and I don't know if it's real
Speaker 1: or not. It could very well be fake and misinformation,
Speaker 1: but it tracks to a certain point, so like when
Speaker 1: I get to a certain point, you'll understand. But basically, uh,
Speaker 1: when you hike up Mount Everest, like it's like an excursion,
Speaker 1: Like it's days and days and days, right, Like you're
Speaker 1: sleeping up there, you're eating up there, you're like camping out,
Speaker 1: like you're wading through blizzards and shit and like pissing
Speaker 1: on the mountain. Yeah, that makes sense. But like people
Speaker 1: have to shit while they're on mount efforts, Like they
Speaker 1: shit and they just shit on the floor or they
Speaker 1: used to just shit on the floor and like it
Speaker 1: essentially just like would freeze immediately, so you'd ship and
Speaker 1: then the turds would turn into like shit popsicles.
Speaker 4: Well they oh, my god, imagine an avalanche and they
Speaker 4: would just like come down and you get knocked out
Speaker 4: and concussed by a big shit turd.
Speaker 1: That's that's literally. They were saying that that's a fucking
Speaker 1: thing that like on Everest, like the snow would slowly
Speaker 1: fall out and then there would be these big poop
Speaker 1: mud slides of like human shit. So they started implementing
Speaker 1: rules where now if you shit on the mountain, you
Speaker 1: have to bring it back down in a baggie with
Speaker 1: you because they were so much shit everywhere.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess actually because it's so cold. Thankfully, I
Speaker 2: don't think the ship.
Speaker 4: Would sting, But in my head I immediately like imagine
Speaker 4: a bag of stinky, like humidified shit.
Speaker 3: Do you guys ever have a pooping in a ziplock
Speaker 3: bag phase like in middle school?
Speaker 1: Or I had a bang in your mom face my
Speaker 1: whole life?
Speaker 2: Oh I do? That is true.
Speaker 1: I've known for long, so okay, okay, but tell us
Speaker 1: more about that.
Speaker 3: I was just saying never.
Speaker 1: Mind, and we're not just like passing up on that.
Speaker 1: You're going to talk about your shitting in a bag phase.
Speaker 2: Yeah you want to, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: You know you guys never ziplocked like zip blocking.
Speaker 1: You have a name for it too.
Speaker 3: I can't never mind. I was just kidding. I was
Speaker 3: just trying to like make Drew laugh and squirt laughing,
Speaker 3: square laughing.
Speaker 2: Y'all are so fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's you succeeded. Is this like sexy ice?
Speaker 3: Whoa, Yeah, that is really sexy? What about this.
Speaker 2: Ew wakai?
Speaker 4: That was.
Speaker 1: Discipline me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when I spank you because you talked too
Speaker 3: much in class.
Speaker 2: Okay, enough, e enough, look what you did?
Speaker 3: Please come back, dude, please hear the glue drew your
Speaker 3: handsome every gay person I've ever met?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, enough, motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: Out the tamponi? What wopped? Bro?
Speaker 2: Just you said the temple eat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the tampon eating.
Speaker 2: What is the equivalent to that now?
Speaker 4: Is it like the kids who don't shower so they
Speaker 4: can like pheromone max, Like, we don't have people eating
Speaker 4: their tampons anymore.
Speaker 1: It's like to hear you say max ever again, pheromone
Speaker 1: maxing looks maxing like I've been rizmaxing. Can I try
Speaker 1: it out on you?
Speaker 2: Who on you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: It's hard on kai, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Begin I just I just like feel so ugly.
Speaker 3: No, you're not ugly.
Speaker 1: I just feel like worthless and stupid and like an idiot.
Speaker 3: No, don't say that. I think you're I think you
Speaker 3: look great.
Speaker 1: I look great. What was the first word you were
Speaker 1: gonna say?
Speaker 3: You look? You look hot? Honestly, like you look cute.
Speaker 1: I'm just taking a piece of meat to.
Speaker 2: You the way Or is your wrizmaxing just gaslighting?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's manipulating me, fucking idiot, Like, don't call
Speaker 1: me stupid?
Speaker 3: Oh whoa that fuck?
Speaker 4: I low key miss being in high school because I
Speaker 4: was so fucking mean to any motherfucker I had a
Speaker 4: crush on. Like any guy I had a crush on,
Speaker 4: all I would do was be mean, but not in
Speaker 4: a flirtatious way at all. I would literally meet them
Speaker 4: and be like, what are you the fucking dumbest motherfucker
Speaker 4: that's ever walked the planet?
Speaker 2: Get out of my face. Like I would literally just
Speaker 2: be evil as fucked I would do it on purpose.
Speaker 2: It was fun.
Speaker 1: You're beautiful, so you get away with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if this was in the episode
Speaker 1: that got uh asked, but Tricksy and Flavor Flave we're
Speaker 1: on our flight to New York. Trix Metelixtel and Flavor
Speaker 1: Flav was on our flight to New York. And Flavor
Speaker 1: Flav was a fucking sweetheart there. He was so cute,
Speaker 1: so cool, and Tricksy was lit as fucked too.
Speaker 2: We tried to say hide.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I tried to say hi. We were
Speaker 1: walking down and he had headphones on, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say what's up. So I was like, hey, like,
Speaker 1: good to see you. Uh just sprinted away like literally.
Speaker 4: Like the second Drew turned his head is as he
Speaker 4: was like starting to sprint by.
Speaker 2: So Drew basically just said it to like the side
Speaker 2: of his person.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what we did talk about on an
Speaker 4: episode that I feel like we'll still post eventually, but
Speaker 4: I need to hear right.
Speaker 5: Now, like to a girl, no, the hot to a
Speaker 5: girl's fucking bad.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Little kids, but I'm gonna kill a clowns that I
Speaker 3: could say bullets Againna spray, I'm from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: That's all right, I'm from Brooklyn, all right.
Speaker 8: Like that is so awesome, Bro, that's all right, Well shaky.
Speaker 1: What do you gotta say?
Speaker 3: I miss you guys a lot, and I'm really excited
Speaker 3: to do an episode with you guys together for real.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And also there's someone looking for you, Drew in La.
Speaker 3: It's the Tickle Monster.
Speaker 1: Hey, hell, motherfucker fucking Jack Donna, who I like? It
Speaker 1: really was like, okay.
Speaker 4: You got dre relics. I didn't be too bitch, I
Speaker 4: was captain. I was so excited for like gossip, Bro,
Speaker 4: I am not kidding. I am so bored in Miami.
Speaker 4: My phone is so dry. I am so bored. I
Speaker 4: booked a bunch of doctors appointments like I am that, Like,
Speaker 4: I am so bored, I'm losing my mind. And every
Speaker 4: time I booked, because I do use ZC doc, I
Speaker 4: would always get a text notification from a random number,
Speaker 4: like a full written out number, and the excitement I
Speaker 4: would feel at the prospects of a random person texting
Speaker 4: me was so embarrassing because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 2: I'm so bored.
Speaker 4: But the reality is is like I'm so bad at
Speaker 4: texting that what am I going to do? Start a
Speaker 4: conversation with somebody? But I'm not texting you back. I
Speaker 4: don't want to fucking text you.
Speaker 1: You did this to yourself. Your phone is dry by
Speaker 1: your own volition. But oh fuck, what was I gonna say? Oh?
Speaker 1: I already said it, but I know is that I'm referencing.
Speaker 2: Y'all are mad annoying.
Speaker 3: It's like like my gay friend who it's like built
Speaker 3: like in a lab for true and whenever he posts,
Speaker 3: he just posts like all day of him eating like
Speaker 3: pizza and lobster, and then like this week there was
Speaker 3: this photo that he posts on his story of him
Speaker 3: like diving into an ocean, and fine, he's really fine.
Speaker 1: He's made to like a fucking billionaire or some ship.
Speaker 2: Oh I know who the fuck you're talking about. You're
Speaker 2: so annoying. Y'all are so annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I was.
Speaker 4: Playing would you rather with my teenage siblings yesterday and
Speaker 4: that ship was racking me the fuck up, like them
Speaker 4: seeing them rational, like rationalize certain things. First of all,
Speaker 4: my little sister is the worst at it because all
Speaker 4: she says is like, would you.
Speaker 2: Rather get hit by a car or a bus?
Speaker 4: And there's no financial like want, like, there's nothing that
Speaker 4: makes one of the options better to be like, oh,
Speaker 4: would you rather like fall off a balcony at fifty
Speaker 4: feet high or like get pushed out of a plane
Speaker 4: without a parachute. And it's like why, Like you're basically
Speaker 4: asking me how I want to die in all of
Speaker 4: these scenarios.
Speaker 2: You're so bad at this.
Speaker 1: Well, I'd get pushed off a fifty foot balcony and
Speaker 1: I would get hit by a car. No, I'd get
Speaker 1: hit by a bus.
Speaker 4: To both of them, I said, I would just shoot
Speaker 4: myself because I'm not letting anybody put me in those would.
Speaker 1: You play it wrong? And yeah, you poke holes in
Speaker 1: all of them. You're like, well, I just kill myself?
Speaker 4: Like well, because in what scenario would I realistically not
Speaker 4: be able to kill myself?
Speaker 2: Before you got me to.
Speaker 4: Do what I was gonna do, because I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 4: I have to go to the bathroom. I'm about to
Speaker 4: like piss myself. Can I at least do that?
Speaker 2: Like, can you give me the human decency to like
Speaker 2: at least let me use the bathroom, and then I
Speaker 2: would go in the bathroom and I'd kill myself.
Speaker 1: I'd jump out of the window and run away. Hello.
Speaker 7: I guess yeah, with that like ideology, I don't know
Speaker 7: why I don't think of like how to save myself.
Speaker 1: Wow, well you don't want to be saved, you know.
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 4: Bitch fuck Tory Lanes because that song, say, it reminds
Speaker 4: me of high school. And I love that song so
Speaker 4: much and I'll never be able to just like make
Speaker 4: a TikTok to it or post it on the gram
Speaker 4: or like play it like without anybody thinking that I
Speaker 4: like Tory Lanes though, I don't know, because I don't
Speaker 4: want anybody to think I'd like that motherfucker.
Speaker 2: He's nasty.
Speaker 1: You do something bad.
Speaker 2: He shot Megan the Stallion Drew, that's.
Speaker 1: Who shot Megan. I didn't know that too.
Speaker 4: That's why the whole that's why she's like NICKI says,
Speaker 4: you put fragment, bitch, And that's why they have beef
Speaker 4: is because Niki doesn't think Tory Lanez did it, and
Speaker 4: she thinks that Megan the Stallion is lying about it.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I knew she got shot in the foot,
Speaker 1: but I did not know it was.
Speaker 2: By tour So that two shot Meghan.
Speaker 1: We got to the bottom of it. Do you know
Speaker 1: the song?
Speaker 2: Also, did I say Meghan the Stallion? Like her name
Speaker 2: is Meg? I feel like I said Meghan the Stallion,
Speaker 2: but I might be making that up.
Speaker 1: I think you did say Meghan the Stallion.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I called her Meghan. I don't
Speaker 2: think that's her fucking name.
Speaker 1: It was just Meg Mean the Stallion said, Well, y'all
Speaker 1: know the song what's up by four nine Blondes?
Speaker 2: I don't think so what's going on in that same hell? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well you're not about to act like you just sounded.
Speaker 1: Good, bitch, No no, no, run that back. I run that
Speaker 1: back in the edit, I un ironically.
Speaker 3: Back in the in the episode.
Speaker 1: Lacking why I ironically sounded good?
Speaker 2: What's going on in that?
Speaker 7: Say?
Speaker 1: Y'all are so may our haters?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 1: You know you did sound good.
Speaker 4: Literally every episode you do some wild ship and then
Speaker 4: you gaslight us into praising.
Speaker 2: You for it, like.
Speaker 1: Like my bid is lying in that.
Speaker 4: I just thought about, Oh, sometimes when we're in the house,
Speaker 4: like I have one of those moments where everything you
Speaker 4: do makes me laugh at you, and sometimes, like very rarely,
Speaker 4: but sometimes it makes Drew so.
Speaker 2: Bad, like what's so funny? Oh, I'm just a fucking joke?
Speaker 1: Like fuck it? Like whatever, Oh my god, for simply exist,
Speaker 1: I'm simply myself.
Speaker 2: You should kill yourself? What what did I do?
Speaker 3: You told him to kill himself. I feel like it
Speaker 3: makes sense that that would upset him. You know.
Speaker 2: Also, you can't. You can't say that now.
Speaker 3: No, you're not supposed to say that to your friends.
Speaker 4: I think that okay, I've like I don't know, I
Speaker 4: don't I don't think that's going to be an easy
Speaker 4: one for me to drop, Like really, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Don't think that's normal to not damn. We can actually
Speaker 3: just take over from here, I guess.
Speaker 2: Oh kai.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel like we look related, like I don't
Speaker 4: like this if I feel like I'm on a phone
Speaker 4: call with.
Speaker 3: My friend zoom, I always I'm always like we look
Speaker 3: like siblings.
Speaker 4: Oh right, us right, Drew, come back, please play.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god. I felt like I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 4: I've ever facetimed KI, and I felt like I was
Speaker 4: like face timing.
Speaker 2: We have laughs to here. Guys like we have laught
Speaker 2: here love each other.
Speaker 1: We literally love each other.
Speaker 4: I like didn't want to do the podcast at all
Speaker 4: because I'm just like lazy, bored and I feel like
Speaker 4: I have nothing to say. And then I put myself
Speaker 4: in the mindset of a mastermind of being like, Okay.
Speaker 2: It's summer.
Speaker 4: I'm like sixteen seventeen, I am getting on ubu with
Speaker 4: my internet friends who I don't get to hang out
Speaker 4: with who?
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 3: Oh job, I put myself in the brain of my
Speaker 3: seventh grade self and I'm like, I'm getting on chatter
Speaker 3: bait and I'm about to go fucking crazy. WHOA.
Speaker 1: First of all, First of all, I'm getting on OMEG.
Speaker 2: I still don't understand what chatterbait is.
Speaker 3: I will never know what chatterbait is.
Speaker 1: Like, I know is all right, yeah, right, I know.
Speaker 3: That it's like naughtier. I know it's not I thought
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: Just like a text chat log room like which, but
Speaker 1: for like people fingering their butts and shit.
Speaker 2: So it is like omigl or not like voluntary omgl.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like twitch. You don't have a camera on,
Speaker 1: you're a part of the audience and you're like donating
Speaker 1: and in the comment section watching just like like it
Speaker 1: would be like this with a comment section.
Speaker 2: Wait, we low key need to tap in.
Speaker 4: Like when we're like airplaying something, we should like find
Speaker 4: a creator we like and just like donate to them
Speaker 4: and become friends with them.
Speaker 1: On there Me, Jake and Dana, you stick it on
Speaker 1: And there was a girl that if you donated, she
Speaker 1: would spank herself and we would make her spank herself
Speaker 1: over and over and she would like moan really hard.
Speaker 4: No, we need to find like a farterer on chatter bait,
Speaker 4: Like you know, when we just get bored and we
Speaker 4: look up girls farting.
Speaker 2: We need to find that side of chatter bait classic.
Speaker 1: It's a certified classic.
Speaker 4: I feel like we've watched every girl farting a video
Speaker 4: there is on YouTube.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, like.
Speaker 1: Like three hundred videos that we just scroll through and
Speaker 1: find the best ones. There's one of a girl like
Speaker 1: laying on the bed in a yoga pants and she
Speaker 1: twerks the fart out.
Speaker 2: Those are my favorite, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: When they like cry baby twerk the fart out, It's like.
Speaker 5: It feel was so good.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we're cutting the episode off there because this
Speaker 1: is getting out of people.
Speaker 4: I know, we're starting to go, like now it's for real,
Speaker 4: just like a phone call at ten thirty pm, Like
Speaker 4: we're just talking about like really whack shit.
Speaker 1: So you're staying I'm whack as fuck.
Speaker 2: These are my fiber pills.
Speaker 4: I take fiber pills, guys, because I'm literally geriatric.
Speaker 1: Media. Is your fiber pills? What what I just said,
Speaker 1: you're is your fiber pills.
Speaker 2: Oh, I seriously didn't hear you the fiber pills. And
Speaker 2: I thought you.
Speaker 4: Said something stupid, but he said something actually really smart
Speaker 4: and witty.
Speaker 1: Imediately assumes that everything I say is stupid.
Speaker 4: Well. My media of the week is Music and Friends
Speaker 4: by Robert Lester fulsome who reached out to send me
Speaker 4: a record. Eh, so, I'm actually so happy about that.
Speaker 4: He's one of my favorite artists.
Speaker 1: That's actually crazy.
Speaker 2: I know. It genuinely made me so happy. I love
Speaker 2: his music so much.
Speaker 4: My other media is Footprints on the Moon by Johnny Harris,
Speaker 4: Questions in a World of Blue by Julie Cruz, Shame
Speaker 4: by Terrence boil In, and for movie media, I haven't
Speaker 4: watched a movie, but I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2: I've been watching the Olympics because I'm bored as hell.
Speaker 2: I'm so bored.
Speaker 1: And you watch Twister without me? No?
Speaker 2: Did you watch Twister without me? Because I have a
Speaker 2: feeling you're gonna.
Speaker 1: No, I would never do that. I'm not kidding down
Speaker 1: three times.
Speaker 4: Okay, I was gonna say because the same thing I've
Speaker 4: been asked to go so many times, and we were
Speaker 4: gonna go in Georgia, and I was like, seeing that
Speaker 4: without Drew be fucked up and I wouldn't even be
Speaker 4: able to lie to him.
Speaker 2: But I didn't see it yet.
Speaker 1: I turned Kai down. I turned down Tag, and I
Speaker 1: turned down my dad.
Speaker 2: He turning it down. Watch us get back to LA
Speaker 2: and it's not even be in fucking theaters anymore.
Speaker 1: Bro, know it's gonna be so beat.
Speaker 2: But I just need to see it in forty X
Speaker 2: because I want to get squirted on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see it in IMAX and forty X.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I want to watch place, I'll watch it.
Speaker 3: And I want to come with you guys, so I
Speaker 3: could get squirted on too.
Speaker 2: No, it was kind of a date situation. We're not
Speaker 2: like looking for thirds.
Speaker 3: Right now, it's a date. Yeah, like Drew, Yeah, good luck,
Speaker 3: good luck with that.
Speaker 2: Bitch on me, good luck. I've hit that more time
Speaker 2: than you can.
Speaker 1: Cow like jus, you try to ruin all of my
Speaker 1: fucking like play I get like, just because I don't
Speaker 1: want you anymore doesn't mean you have to try to
Speaker 1: ruin my life.
Speaker 3: You don't want me anymore. I'm just I'm wishing her
Speaker 3: good luck. That's it. I'm happy for you.
Speaker 4: I don't need your luck, you fucking bitch, you fucking
Speaker 4: funky ass bitch. I don't fucking know you fuck your
Speaker 4: luck bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll see how it goes, and then good
Speaker 3: luck to you, Kai, thank you. I appreciate that, but
Speaker 3: I don't need it.
Speaker 4: So no, you need it, you know, don't Drew, don't
Speaker 4: even let him know what's coming his way, Like, let
Speaker 4: him just like he thinks he's good, let him think
Speaker 4: he's good.
Speaker 2: You're good, ky, you're good?
Speaker 1: What does that mean something?
Speaker 2: You're good?
Speaker 1: Like a fucking bus a bus A bus I hired, Yes,
Speaker 1: I hired a bus driver to run you over.
Speaker 3: Just admitted that on video. So you're going to fucking.
Speaker 1: Jail on in the episode. Fuck you, no one's gonna know.
Speaker 3: I edit the episode, so I'll fucking leave this in
Speaker 3: so people know your medium.
Speaker 2: Witch, I'm gonna step on your fucking glasses. Shut up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sabali, I'm gonna do in. Mariam Uh Parakeet, Damon Auburn.
Speaker 1: She wants to move in the rd and Oregon down
Speaker 1: Er DJ Shadow for movie Vibes. I started watching this
Speaker 1: show that was filmed in Granbury and in the surrounding towns.
Speaker 1: It's like a prequel to Yellowstone. It's called like eighteen something,
Speaker 1: eighteen eighty three. Yeah, eighteen eighty three. I watched the
Speaker 1: first episode. It was chill, but yeah, I just watched
Speaker 1: it because it was in my hometown and I recognized
Speaker 1: one of the locations. It was crazy.
Speaker 4: That's how I felt anytime I watch a movie now
Speaker 4: that's in la I'm like, I've been there.
Speaker 2: I've literally been there.
Speaker 1: Me and GTA five we got Kai and Glasses before
Speaker 1: GTA six. We got Kai looking fine as fuck before
Speaker 1: GTA six.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm leaving that. I'm gonna leave that in. Oh,
Speaker 3: please let me do my media, please, please please please
Speaker 3: please go bra Yes, Okay, hell of a ride By,
Speaker 3: Nourished by Time. That's it, just that song. I'll keep
Speaker 3: it short so I don't annoy you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, what is it? Never mind, well we'll talk
Speaker 1: about it now.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well bye, hie
Speaker 4: Sh