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Speaker 1: those workout paths? Yeah, me too. As soon as I
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Speaker 1: you know you really feel for people. Empathetic Congratulations Tiffany.
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Speaker 1: and remember the next shots when happens at eight twenty
Speaker 1: Now signed for your second day update update. And this
Speaker 1: one involves a couple who accidentally hit a pedestrian with
Speaker 1: their car during an evening night outs and we'll find
Speaker 1: out what's new with them. So we'll play the original
Speaker 1: audio of the second day update and then after that
Speaker 1: we'll find out what they've been up to. Now, all right, now,
Speaker 1: sign for your second day update. Okay, brooking Jebels Second
Speaker 1: date update. The guy on the phone to do a
Speaker 1: second day update today had a very awkward moment on
Speaker 1: his first date that most people can relate to. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know how when your date starts off and you
Speaker 1: accidentally run over a pedestrian. Yeah, that is so awkward
Speaker 1: when that happens, isn't it a little more than awkward?
Speaker 1: What's up, Joshua, how you doing? Hey, broken Jewel? Is
Speaker 1: he calling us from jail? Because I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 1: a felony or something. I'm not calling from prison now.
Speaker 1: So you didn't get caught. No, I definitely got caught.
Speaker 1: All right, tell us a little bit about what happened,
Speaker 1: because your email just said I need to do over
Speaker 1: because I ran over somebody. And that's very confusing. It's like,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do a second day update on that.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? So here's what happened. I met
Speaker 1: Kara on e harmony. Okay, she's great, and we decide
Speaker 1: we're going to go to a concert because we both
Speaker 1: really dig on music. And I pick her up at
Speaker 1: a coffee shop and we're talking and it's awesome and
Speaker 1: I'm just really into the conversation and then I accidentally
Speaker 1: ran over somebody. You casually, I could figure up the conversation.
Speaker 1: And then also, yeah, we heard a little thump, and
Speaker 1: then I realized that did it again? Ran over a person? Okay,
Speaker 1: so so he put freaked out, but it really it
Speaker 1: was not my fault. We okay, but clarify for me.
Speaker 1: When you say ran over a person, do you mean
Speaker 1: like full speed ahead, like thump thump over a person.
Speaker 1: I was at a stoplight and had turned green. I
Speaker 1: don't know if the guy was hurrying to get somewhere,
Speaker 1: but he darted in the road and I figured that
Speaker 1: it was clear to go. I didn't see him, and
Speaker 1: Kara yells, you hit somebody, and I said, what you
Speaker 1: had to You had to be told that you hit
Speaker 1: a pedestrian. You didn't just know that. Well, I ran
Speaker 1: over his foot like it was okay, So he didn't
Speaker 1: hit your windshield, and you didn't know that he didn't
Speaker 1: crack at the winch okay. But I was really paying
Speaker 1: attention to her because I'm trying to be a better listener.
Speaker 1: And so I said what And there were no cars
Speaker 1: behind me. So I stopped the car and I put
Speaker 1: it in reverse and ran over his other foot. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just like Nick Disney, I glanced off.
Speaker 1: So you almost ran over him a second time. That's
Speaker 1: an accurate statement, but in my defense, it was his faults. Like,
Speaker 1: you don't sound guilty about this at all. I have
Speaker 1: thought about this a lot, and I don't feel bad
Speaker 1: about it. Because this guy ran in front of the
Speaker 1: car and I stayed. I followed the police report. You know,
Speaker 1: I got into a little bit of an argument with
Speaker 1: another person that was on the road about what had happened.
Speaker 1: But I think that she she did not see everything
Speaker 1: that happened. Right, Wait, what was your date doing the
Speaker 1: entire time you're filling out a police report? Well, she left, Okay,
Speaker 1: So she took off. And what did she say to
Speaker 1: you about the whole situation? Did she say anything before
Speaker 1: she left? Well, she stayed around, and she was screaming
Speaker 1: a lot for a while. Again, I don't I think
Speaker 1: that's me. I think that she had like a family
Speaker 1: thing that it was bringing stuff up another you're blaming
Speaker 1: past baggage for her. Want to think it was about me?
Speaker 1: I don't think it was about me. What I mean,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of the oh my gods, um,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of this shouldn't be happening. And
Speaker 1: is that the last you've heard from her? I mean
Speaker 1: I was shouting her name out as I noticed as
Speaker 1: she was leaving, and then the police officer was really
Speaker 1: stern with me paying attention to him. Yeah. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: usually might have said something else. Okay, Well I didn't
Speaker 1: hear it, So her walking away while you're filing a
Speaker 1: police report after accidentally running over some guy's foot? Is
Speaker 1: the last thing you've seen of her? Yes, which you
Speaker 1: know could actually be good for you because she sounds
Speaker 1: like a key witness in all of this. And I
Speaker 1: don't think that it was the other guy's fault, but
Speaker 1: it wants his fault, like I have been to court
Speaker 1: about this. No charges are being pressed, Yeah, because she
Speaker 1: wasn't there. Dude, you hit him twice. The second time
Speaker 1: was a glance, So I disagree with the term hitting twice. Look,
Speaker 1: it was an accident. It just happened to take place
Speaker 1: with a really cute girl on a first date. And
Speaker 1: I just need a do over and it will be
Speaker 1: adover where we take public transportation? Or is that because
Speaker 1: your license has been revoked? Icense? It's just provisional so
Speaker 1: I cannot drive at night? Okay? So what have you
Speaker 1: tried to call her since then? Though? Or this will
Speaker 1: this be your first attempt to reach out? You know?
Speaker 1: I texted her and I told her, Hey, I know
Speaker 1: that was crazy, Sorry about the guy. You know the
Speaker 1: guy's doing okay? Um? And nothing no response. You know,
Speaker 1: It's funny like when you see the little dot dot
Speaker 1: dots with the text sometimes Yeah, I think I think
Speaker 1: I saw that right afterwards, but then nothing, So she
Speaker 1: thought about responding to you and then stopped herself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems like maybe she started to say yes, of course,
Speaker 1: and then she was just nervous. All right, well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call her and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, I appreciate it. Brooking Jubile in
Speaker 1: the morning, Supdates following is a true story about real
Speaker 1: life defense that have actually taken place in our judicial system.
Speaker 1: The names and dates have not been changed. They're the same.
Speaker 1: They're the same names and dates because it's really not
Speaker 1: that big of a deal, but it sounds cooler if
Speaker 1: I talk like this and Joshua is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for a second date update. If you just missed
Speaker 1: the first part. He ran over a dude on his
Speaker 1: first date and had to give a police report and
Speaker 1: has had to go to court over it and everything else.
Speaker 1: He was found not guilty of any crime. He says
Speaker 1: that the guy jumped out in the crosswalk when he
Speaker 1: was not supposed to be in the crosswalk, and then
Speaker 1: he ran over his foot, and then when his dates screamed,
Speaker 1: oh my God, you hit somebody. He reversed and sort
Speaker 1: of ran over the guy a second time. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then his date, Kara, who were about to call right
Speaker 1: now to figure out why she's not calling him back
Speaker 1: even though we already kind of know, definitely left while
Speaker 1: he was giving the police report, and he hasn't been
Speaker 1: able to talk to her. Sace Judge, I mean, do
Speaker 1: you have an idea of how to come back from this,
Speaker 1: because I don't think it's it's the accident that's so
Speaker 1: much the problem. It's your nonchalant attitude about running over
Speaker 1: a pedestrian. Again, Like the guy didn't tumble in front
Speaker 1: of the car and smash my one shield and I
Speaker 1: didn't go row. He ran in front of me. I
Speaker 1: got his foot and then I kind of nicked his
Speaker 1: knee on the way back. It wasn't like you targeted
Speaker 1: this guy and know we're like, hey, hold on one second,
Speaker 1: this guy needs to get run over, and then put
Speaker 1: on some ACDC or something and went after him. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like I maliciously ran over the dude. It's just
Speaker 1: an accident. All right. Well, I'm gonna dollar fund him
Speaker 1: right now, Okay, Okay, cool, thank you, thank you, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, how can I speak to Kara please?
Speaker 1: And this is Kara. Hey, Kara, how are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Great,
Speaker 1: this is weird. I can understand how you'd think that
Speaker 1: I'm actually on the phone with you right now, because
Speaker 1: we're doing a segment called the Second Date Update, and
Speaker 1: basically we want to ask you some questions about a
Speaker 1: date that you went on recently with a guy named Joshua.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. The thing is, he really liked you,
Speaker 1: and he asked us to call you and find out
Speaker 1: why you're not calling him back. What. Yeah, okay, he
Speaker 1: wanted what he wanted you to call me? Yes, he
Speaker 1: sent us an email and told us about your horrible
Speaker 1: first date. What did he tell you? He told us
Speaker 1: that he met you on e Harmony and you guys
Speaker 1: were on your way to a concert, and he said,
Speaker 1: on the way to the concert, he was talking to
Speaker 1: you and wasn't paying attention, and some dude ran out
Speaker 1: in the crosswalk and he ran over his foot. Then
Speaker 1: you screamed, and then he put the car in reverse
Speaker 1: and kind of hit the guy again. Oh god, Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much what happened. So is that the reason
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back the whole accident because he
Speaker 1: said that you left while he was giving a police report.
Speaker 1: I was pretty shake it up. I mean I've never okay,
Speaker 1: I've never even seeking anyone hit by a car, much
Speaker 1: like being in the car. I mean, it was so crazy.
Speaker 1: And then I had to tell him you hit someone,
Speaker 1: and then we backed up and we hit him again.
Speaker 1: But the guy was all right, right. I mean he
Speaker 1: did send me a text message leader telling me that
Speaker 1: the guy was okay. But I mean I don't know,
Speaker 1: like maybe he's just calling me to, you know, ask
Speaker 1: me out on another day, be like, oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: guy's flying. Sure you want to go out again? I mean,
Speaker 1: we hit someone, okay, but that was an accident. I
Speaker 1: understand if you feel like that's a bad omen for
Speaker 1: a first, like an accident, Like what's gonna happen on
Speaker 1: date number two? What are we gonna say? There's all
Speaker 1: sorts of options. Now. I think you know the crazy
Speaker 1: door has been open. You guys can just run through
Speaker 1: it full speed together if you want. I'm cool going
Speaker 1: through that door, like you know, I'm good. Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: you text him back? Though? After that and just say, hey,
Speaker 1: that was too much for me on a first date. Look,
Speaker 1: there were other reasons. That was not the only reason,
Speaker 1: which is done with that date. There was more than
Speaker 1: hitting a pedestrian. Yeah, what's worse than that. I mean
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's worse. Like I'm not saying we
Speaker 1: like kill the family, right, that would be worse for sure.
Speaker 1: But I mean I was on the state for like
Speaker 1: I don't know what ten minutes prior to the incident. Well,
Speaker 1: I got in his car and Joshua wears an un
Speaker 1: goodly amount of cologne. Oh, it was like being in
Speaker 1: the back of a cab in Istanbul. Just horrible. Okay.
Speaker 1: And you know what, depending on the colone, that could
Speaker 1: be worse than running over a person. I mean that
Speaker 1: person was Okay. If I stayed in my car much longer,
Speaker 1: in that car, much longer, I would not have been
Speaker 1: So that's why you left. You didn't actually leave because
Speaker 1: of the pedestrian. You just didn't want to ride home,
Speaker 1: to be honest, it was like, dude, my asthma was
Speaker 1: gonna be like, hello, there is no way, there is
Speaker 1: no way, and and and I'll be honest of you,
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand how it is that he could
Speaker 1: have sprayed that on himself in the morning and was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I smell good, Like no way, excuse me? Can I
Speaker 1: talk though? What's going on? O Kara? That's Joshua. He's
Speaker 1: on the other line and wants to talk to you, Carol,
Speaker 1: What is up? Why are you saying this? You know
Speaker 1: that's not true, Joshua. Look, I did not know you
Speaker 1: were on the phone, and I am really sorry that
Speaker 1: you had to hear it like that, but it is true.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I put on a little bit of cologne
Speaker 1: because I cared about the date. It wasn't I wasn't
Speaker 1: swimming in it. I'm sorry, Like I feel bad kind
Speaker 1: of right now, like I'm glad you cared about the date,
Speaker 1: but it's not it's not that there's nothing wrong that's
Speaker 1: in general putting cologne on. But don't you remember I
Speaker 1: rolled down the window like it was really cool outside
Speaker 1: and I rolled down the window and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: look at the fresh air. It's really this is Creating's
Speaker 1: weird about that? That was part of the distraction that
Speaker 1: all right, Look, if you wouldn't have rolled down that window,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have had to hit somebody. I will have
Speaker 1: you know that I get a lot of compliments on
Speaker 1: my cologne, and the majority of them are from family members.
Speaker 1: Well that's fine, then they can go out with you
Speaker 1: and be in a small and closed space and have asthma,
Speaker 1: But not me. I felt like I was gonna die. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: I like the person who ran over and I didn't
Speaker 1: have my extra haler. Well, the person that I accidentally
Speaker 1: ran over his foot was nowhere close to death, which
Speaker 1: I would say, is you know, maybe similar to how
Speaker 1: your cologne okay, look all right? Fired such a predicament
Speaker 1: right now, Joshua. It's not about the cologne. I cannot
Speaker 1: wear a cologne. I could change that, all right. I
Speaker 1: just think that I got a good vibe from you
Speaker 1: before all this stuff happened, and I'm I'm sorry. And
Speaker 1: which party is starting for the cologne or the almost
Speaker 1: dead dude? I mean he's not almost dead. Come on,
Speaker 1: we found out on the court of law. He was fun.
Speaker 1: But honestly, like, I'm just trying to give you feedback
Speaker 1: about your cologne, like it just doesn't smell good and
Speaker 1: the amount that he spell good And I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be mean. It's just it is when it is
Speaker 1: the site, I didn't know you're on the phone. They
Speaker 1: tricked me. So were you Were you attracted to him
Speaker 1: before you smelled him. I'm serious because the smell is
Speaker 1: automatic turnoff, But there could have been something free smell.
Speaker 1: When I saw pictures online and we communicated online, it
Speaker 1: was really cool. And when I found from far away
Speaker 1: it was great. When I walked up close, not so great.
Speaker 1: But I don't mean like he was ugly. I mean
Speaker 1: like it was the smell, but from far away it
Speaker 1: was good. I mean it's just like once you got closer.
Speaker 1: Can you please stop talking about how bad I smelled? Josh?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go back to talking about the
Speaker 1: guy that you hit? We have two options. I feel
Speaker 1: like there's a door number three that we're not even
Speaker 1: talking about here, which is we were having a pretty
Speaker 1: good time time before I hit someone. And you know,
Speaker 1: it's a really weird thing to say. Okay, anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: just acknowledging the ellipse in the room that we've been
Speaker 1: talking about this whole time. But if if, when it
Speaker 1: comes to the clone, I don't need to wear any clone.
Speaker 1: I could just wear deudor I could not wear deodorant.
Speaker 1: I cannot have any of that port. I don't care
Speaker 1: if you're going out with me or not. You should
Speaker 1: be wearing deordorant and none of that like natural stuff,
Speaker 1: like so actual deodorant. Well, all right, how about this
Speaker 1: carol Use crystals? I have never Okay, okay, let's not
Speaker 1: get into the odorant brands right now. I just want
Speaker 1: to ask Kara question, will you go out with Joshua
Speaker 1: one more time? You can take public transportation, he won't,
Speaker 1: he won't wear a colone, and we will pay for
Speaker 1: the date. Will you go out with him one more time? Kara?
Speaker 1: Come on, please just give me, give me a second
Speaker 1: shot at this. I feel like I'm on, let's make
Speaker 1: a deal. M We met on e Harmony. We I
Speaker 1: mean we are a great match for each other. We
Speaker 1: could end up with each other. Right. That's the place
Speaker 1: that claims to find the perfect people. I've seen the
Speaker 1: commercial harmony. Now, E said you would hit someone in
Speaker 1: a car either, So I mean that would make for
Speaker 1: a weird ad campaign. Yeah, that's true. So will you
Speaker 1: give him one more shot? If he doesn't wear a
Speaker 1: cologne and you guys, can you could talk about the
Speaker 1: whole car accident thing later, but you have chance. Okay.
Speaker 1: The thing is, it's like no Colone, not like pick
Speaker 1: another brand, like No Colone, Joshua, your ability to like
Speaker 1: bathe yourself in it. If you go out with me,
Speaker 1: I promise I will not wear any cologne. I just
Speaker 1: feel like we had a good vibe before things happened.
Speaker 1: Will you do it? Kara? Okay? But literally, if I
Speaker 1: show up and they smell anything on you, like any cologne,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. And if you bumper is damage or I
Speaker 1: see like blood or hair on the front of your car. Again,
Speaker 1: I have already cleaned the car. You can't see anything
Speaker 1: on it. So that's really good to now. Yeah, isn't
Speaker 1: that one? Good? Congratulations Joshua, you got a second date?
Speaker 1: Oh Kara, I I'm excited to see you again, and
Speaker 1: I promise you won't regret it unless he runs over
Speaker 1: another person. Oh wow, broken jewel in the morning. That
Speaker 1: was one of the most popular second date updates that
Speaker 1: we've had this year. And we do have an update.
Speaker 1: Kara and Joshua are both on the phone. At the
Speaker 1: end of that. You guys said you were going to
Speaker 1: go out again. Did you guys actually go out? Yep,
Speaker 1: you did? Okay, and how'd that go? I mean went, okay,
Speaker 1: we went you know, we went out on a few
Speaker 1: dates actually, so he had like a second, third, and fourth.
Speaker 1: Wait soon, does that mean he actually showed up to
Speaker 1: the date not bathed in Coloneum, he did. I think
Speaker 1: it was a good level. Yeah, it was an acceptable level. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was not very eaving bad news is his normal
Speaker 1: body odor was terrible too, And it was good okay. Um,
Speaker 1: we went out a few times, but it just just
Speaker 1: didn't go anywhere like it just you know, it's fine.
Speaker 1: That well, that's kind of a lame update. Sorry, let
Speaker 1: it disappoint it is. I update is you guys aren't dating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fine, but we just didn't really click. So no
Speaker 1: hard feelings. But we tried and just wasn't there. So
Speaker 1: there is something else to update on. And that's kind
Speaker 1: of last word. More the update are the jail for
Speaker 1: hitting the pedestrian Finally, No, that would have been a
Speaker 1: horror of date. No, this is a good court of
Speaker 1: law of all responsibilities. So so a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: after Josh and I stopped dating, I of course tried to,
Speaker 1: you know, date again, and I got matched up with
Speaker 1: someone and I started dating. His name is Brian, and
Speaker 1: unbeknownst to me, but something we quickly learned was that
Speaker 1: Brian and Joshua are friends. Dating by accident. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean we went out on a few dates and
Speaker 1: we regret obviously that Joshua and Brents were friends until
Speaker 1: we went to a party and Josh there, josh I
Speaker 1: want to hear from you. What was your reaction? I mean,
Speaker 1: so it was okay, you know, like I think that
Speaker 1: there was a little bit awkward this initially, but you know,
Speaker 1: everybody's pretty cool and none of it was intentional. So
Speaker 1: I'd like to think that I'm a pretty pretty easy
Speaker 1: going guy. This proves that I'm a pretty good guy
Speaker 1: and you're an awesome third wheel. I mean, it was honestly, like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're in this party and you're like, you
Speaker 1: gotta be kidding me, Like it's okay. I know that
Speaker 1: you needed to push down your feelings for me when
Speaker 1: you saw me. That was so that was not exactly it.
Speaker 1: But but if you want to believe that it's with me,
Speaker 1: I feel like Kara, I feel like you owe josh
Speaker 1: one and you need to set him up with one
Speaker 1: of your friends. I mean, I would do that, but Josh,
Speaker 1: you and I have had what some little discussion about this,
Speaker 1: and okay, we have a difference of opinion on the
Speaker 1: sub matter. I know what you're gonna say. Yes, you're
Speaker 1: MBA's to an unacceptable amount of cologne. You need to
Speaker 1: knock it back and then I'll consider setting up at one.
Speaker 1: He's still wearing too much cologne. Yeah, as soon as
Speaker 1: we stopped dating, he went back to a rather unacceptable
Speaker 1: amount of cologne. Josh, you stink again. I just wish
Speaker 1: that all of us could be in a room together
Speaker 1: for you to smell how pleasantly odiferous I am, Josh,
Speaker 1: just one person's opinion here. I'm telling you it's why
Speaker 1: he's single. I'm telling you that was gonna be my
Speaker 1: question as the carrier. Dating is friend now? And Josh,
Speaker 1: are you dating anybody? I'm dating myself. Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 1: like maybe for a while too. Broken Jul in the morning,