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Speaker 1: What will you do Lasik at Evergreen dot com. It's

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Speaker 1: almost time for a special second date update update. But

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Speaker 1: first we've just heard the number twelve phone tap of

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Speaker 1: So let's see who lucky number twenty five is. I

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Speaker 1: loove Brooke and Jewel in the morning. Who's this? Hey?

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Speaker 1: This is Tiffany. Hey Tiffany. Where are you calling from?

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Speaker 1: one custom red console valued at five hundred dollars. Congratulations. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those workout paths? Yeah, me too. As soon as I

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Speaker 1: you know you really feel for people. Empathetic Congratulations Tiffany.

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Speaker 1: You know Brook, I've had a baby, So you know

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Speaker 1: and remember the next shots when happens at eight twenty

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Speaker 1: I could just wear deudor I could not wear deodorant.

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