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Speaker 1: You don't know me concession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 1: Mouse Speak text to seven eighty five nine to two

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Speaker 1: says I convinced my boyfriend to get an ear piercing

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Speaker 1: because I thought it'd be sexy. Okay, but I absolutely

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Speaker 1: hate it, And now I have to lie to him

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Speaker 1: and tell him that it's hot because I'm the one

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Speaker 1: who forced him to get it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, just wait for it to get infected and then

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Speaker 3: he'll have to take it out.

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Speaker 1: Fine, it happens often. Yeah, if it doesn't, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to put some butter on it to make it infected.

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Speaker 2: But I just say lock it.

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Speaker 1: Lick it whatever.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to infect an ear. I just

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Speaker 1: know how to read confessions off of our text board.

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Speaker 1: Because it's hard to keep a secret from your significant other,

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Speaker 1: especially around Valentine's Day. But that's what healthy relationships are

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Speaker 1: based on, lies and deceit, and we're gonna honor that

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Speaker 1: today with a special Valentine's Day edition of The mass

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Speaker 1: Speaker Naughty Confessions. During the most romantic time of the year,

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Speaker 1: we've got a woman who's ready to come clean with

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Speaker 1: her Valentine's confession she's chosen Sandra as her fake name.

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Speaker 1: So Sandra, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, you're welcome. Is this about a current

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Speaker 2: boyfriend at X?

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Speaker 1: Are we single?

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's going to be even more juicy.

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Speaker 2: Let's go very excited.

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Speaker 1: Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 1: you're ready, Let's hear your Valentine's confession.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, last year on Valentine's Day, I was working

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Speaker 4: at my office and I get a delivery to my desk,

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Speaker 4: a big bouquet of roses and a really sweet card

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Speaker 4: signed your secret Admirer.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's look.

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Speaker 3: At you, and I assume you were in a relationship.

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Speaker 3: So you just thought it was like your boyfriend being

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Speaker 3: coy a little flirty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. I assumed that they were from my boyfriend

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Speaker 4: and that he was being cute, and we had been

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Speaker 4: together like six months at that time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So.

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Speaker 4: A little while later, I got another delivery to my desk,

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Speaker 4: and this time it was a gold bracelet. Was my

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Speaker 4: initials on it, and again it's signed from your secret admirer.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's buttering.

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Speaker 2: You up, cat, I want a secret admirer their husband.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Is it okay to sign it secret admirer or

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Speaker 1: is it creepy? You signed it like your secret stalker?

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Speaker 1: Is that still sexy? It's it's not okay, go with

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Speaker 1: the admirer. Yeah, so far we're good on this being cute.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was really cute, and I was showing

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Speaker 4: my coworkers and I felt all special. And so lunchtime

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Speaker 4: rolls around and my boyfriend shows that to surprise me

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Speaker 4: at work and take me to lunch.

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Speaker 1: Wow, he's full of it today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's going the extra miles the day.

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Speaker 1: Well when he gets to be romantic too.

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Speaker 2: And they're only six months into a relationship, so.

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Speaker 1: It's like that perfect he puts in this one day

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Speaker 1: and then he doesn't have to be romantic just three

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Speaker 1: hundred and sixty four days.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, So you're excited obviously.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And he was just really nice. And he walks

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Speaker 4: up to my desk and then he goes, who are

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Speaker 4: these flowers from? And I laughed and I'm being sayful

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Speaker 4: back and I'm saying, hmmm, I don't know, I wonder

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Speaker 4: who could they be from?

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Speaker 1: Lay up? Okay, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, But he wasn't joking. He sat all serious and

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Speaker 4: he was like, no, really, who gave you these?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 2: What he wasn't the secret admirer?

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Speaker 4: No, So I'm like, what do you mean? Aren't they

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Speaker 4: from you? And he pulled out a bouquet of flowers

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Speaker 4: from behind his back and he said, no, these are

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Speaker 4: from me? So who gave you this?

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Speaker 3: Ohaller, Well, it's probably from a grocery store is fine,

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Speaker 3: which is.

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Speaker 1: Fine, but sorry, I'm so desired. But yeah, that's that's

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Speaker 1: super awkward. Now and then your secret admirer must not

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Speaker 1: know you're in a relationship.

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Speaker 2: I'm kidding. Old the initial bracelet gets weird, then, yes,

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Speaker 2: that's weird, huge commitment.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling in that moment, Sandra?

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Speaker 4: I was really confused, and I showed him the gift

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Speaker 4: and the card and the bracelet, and he got so

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Speaker 4: jealous and he threw his flowers at the wall and

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Speaker 4: stormed out.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah I'm mature.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, told me I spent ten dollars on these

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Speaker 1: flowers for nothing. Not.

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Speaker 2: Are you uncomfortable? How do you feel?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: No, it's about him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So did you find out who the stuff was from?

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Speaker 4: Yes, But at that point I was just wondering what

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Speaker 4: just happened. I tried talking to him later that night,

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Speaker 4: and he didn't believe me. He accused me of basically

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Speaker 4: cheating and lying. And I'm swearing up and down.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, bye, Yeah, well Alexis hates him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't accuse you of cheating and lying unless

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Speaker 1: they really care about you. That consolation there.

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Speaker 3: That's it, Jeff, at least care. That's the toxicity that

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Speaker 3: we need. Yeah, all right, okay, So what happened next?

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Speaker 4: So I was swearing up and down. I have no

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Speaker 4: idea who's at me these gifts? I thought they were

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Speaker 4: from him? And he tells me we're over, He's done.

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Speaker 1: And I don't even know what to say, wow, because

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Speaker 1: you Yeah, I don't know what I would have done

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Speaker 1: in your position.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I mean, why is this your confession? It seems

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Speaker 2: like it should be his or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Good point.

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Speaker 4: Well, so here's the exciting conclusion. Right next morning, my

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Speaker 4: mom text me and asked me how did Valentine's go?

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Speaker 4: And says a little Bertie told me you have a

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Speaker 4: secret admirer. She was the one who sent me the flowers.

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Speaker 1: Oh are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: You Her mom just trying to make your day.

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Speaker 4: Well, I told her what happened and she was mortified,

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Speaker 4: and I called my boyfriend and told him they were

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Speaker 4: from my mom. He didn't believe me. He thought I

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Speaker 4: was lying trying to cover it up. And I even

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Speaker 4: had her call him and he didn't answer and that

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Speaker 4: was the end. No coming back. So she ruined it

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Speaker 4: with the worst Valentine's.

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Speaker 2: Ever saved you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, an emotionally insecure boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you still wear the gold bracelet though,

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Speaker 3: because that's kind of cute?

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Speaker 1: Mom?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, this.

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Speaker 1: Is when my mom broke me up with my boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Treasure it forever.

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Speaker 2: I hope you and your mom have a cute date

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Speaker 2: plan for this Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's okay you really. I think we all

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Speaker 1: agree you dodged a bullet with that ex boyfriend. Sounds

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Speaker 1: like a hand first about Well, hopefully you have a

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Speaker 1: better Valentine's Day this year with just you and your mom,

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Speaker 1: and you can text into seventy five nine to two

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Speaker 1: if you have a confession you've been holding on to.

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Speaker 1: We can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 1: you our next mass speaker. We got your phones out

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Speaker 1: coming up right after this